The last video game you played gets a cutaway gag on Family Guy. What happens?

Kek

Nice

>battlerite's closed alpha.

No fucking idea.

I was watching old episodes on adult swim and it was actually funny, what the fuck happened?

This is going to be in the show, right?
Are we sure OP isn't Seth fishing for ideas?

>think X bad?
>Remmever?
>Playan FIFA16
>KEK

>You think THAT'S bad? Remember that time I went to yharnam and became a squid?

>At least it wasn't like that time in Raccoon City

>You think that's bad?

Remember time I played Rainbow Six Siege as Fuze on a hostage map?

>Well at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

>family guy

Is everybody in this thread 13?

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Every fucking time

You think that's bad? Remember the time I played trapper in dead by daylight
>Peter steps in own trap twenty times, gets stunned by a flashlight, and falls down the basement stairs so seth can reuse the overly long injured gasping joke

>Gex

What's the difference?

Early seasons of Family Guy are fucking hilarious. The edgy contrarian 15 year olds of Cred Forums will tell you otherwise.

What happened is Seth couldn't help fucking self inserting into Brian and completely killed the show by relying on le political and pop culture humor.

FFXIV. Its 2 catboys making out in front of the Limsa aetherite. No joke, just them making out for like 5 seconds. Then maybe cut back to Peter saying "Why do people play this game?" or something.

>You think that's bad? Remember that time I met Chandler Bing at a casino?

>witcher 2
I don't fucking know

xenoblade x.. i'll try.

i can't.

You think THAT'S BAD? Remember the time I got stuck in Tokyo with Travis Bickle?

>you think thats bad? remember the time I went to Lothric
>cut to Peter in Knight armor facing big scary monster
>Peter goes to swing his sword but misses and trips
>holds his knee saying AAAAHHHHH for 5 minutes while big scary monster just looks at him

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD???

remember the time I joined the navy and we shipped to somalia?

mario
already happened

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, LOIS?!

REMEMBER THE TIME WE BECAME NINJAS?

Naruto has games faggots

>you think thats bad? remember the time me and Roche beat the scoia'tael
>peter and roche stand in the woods surrounded by scoia'tael
>their leader approaches, hes a giant chicken
>he and peter fight for 12 minutes

You think that's bad? Try dat time I got ta do da do fee stupid republicans in dark souls 2
>shows faith build being stupid because it's a stupid religious person

The first 3 seasons of Family Guy were really good.

This

This is just like the time I had to explain I wasn't racist and I actually had clank friends.

Mad Max. Probably some edgy joke about him being crazy and locked up in an asylum for raping children, because that's funny and clever for some reason.

> Return to Castle Wolfentsein

> What do ya mean i can't break Quagmire out of prison. I broke out of Castle Wolfenstein didn't I?

> Cut to two nazis on guard on a walkway beside the tramline.
> All of a sudden tram from above flies downwards from above the screen to the bottom
> Peter is inside screaming
> He was fat so it fell (That's the joke. How hilarious)
> Foot of the mountain, Hitler inspecting the area for some unexplained reason.
> Crushed by tram
> Peter crawls out of tram wreckage
> Sees body
> Looks side to side
> Runs off frame

15 year olds are the show's only audience. Early and late seasons.

no. pretty much every single normie in their 20s watches it. i watch it when i fall asleep

Remember that time I enrolled at the Hunter's Guild?
>Peter is in front of the Hall Gal and starts making guttural sounds
>One hunter comes from behind and applies him the heimlich maneuver, Peter spits a bone
Sir, this is the second time today you tried to take a quest and both times you've choked from our kitchen's food

Why though?

Funny fat man goes out into the apocalyptic blizzard wrecking his town, runs into a giant mantis just chilling, proceeds to jam his face into the thorax and try squeezing out the goo all over his face in an attempt to stay warm.

Also there's some mexican ass mexicans dancing around in the backround watching this for seemingly no reason.
Lost planet

it's shit.
like all of the series.

You think THAT'S bad? Remember the time i went to goldshire inn on MoonGuard?

Forgot a bit
> Hitler looks up at something above the frame
> "Oh. Mein. Gott"

Because who needs actual jokes when you can say words in a funny accent

this is some Cred Forums tier shit right here, I fucking hate it when schools out.

>Remember the time where I went to Mexico to find some gold?
>Peter is in a pyramid
>he ends up through a toy box, a factory, some haunted house, and a garden
>"what the hell kind of pyramid is this?"

Wario Land 4

I know, Cred Forums is usually so high-quality

well for one it's not something i have to pay attention to. shows like that are easy to watch before sleep, whereas if i watched something like true detective i would rather watch it when i am fully awake because i want to know what's going on.

the animation also pleases me, not that it's perfect animation, but the way everything is drawn and colored looks good to me. something like, squidbillies for example looks absolutely ugly and i don't care how funny the show is, i won't watch it because of how ugly it looks.

i think the earlier seasons are better, and i can get a few laughs out of it, some that just don't make any fucking sense like peter walking out in front of two cops about to arrest him, and peter says something that makes them run away, its fucking dumb. its so fucking stupid that its funny and they are pretty good at that sometimes.

"Like that time we hosted a house party and i forgot to mention my surprising common trigger word?"

>Cut to Peter and Lois wearing Trip and Grace's clothes in a shitty MSpaint apartment
>Peter swirls a magic 8-ball
>Quagmire enters from the left
>"Aw geez sorry i'm late guys, i got stuck in the elevator, i couldn't seem to hold my item AND press the button at the same time, it was a mess!"
>"Anyway, don't worry, i brought my famous Citron MELON Pie!"
>Peter's fists clench, eyes narrow
>"You son of a bitch!"
>He grabs Quagmire by his shirt and throws him out the window in the space of about 4 frames

YOU THINK THATS BAD LOIS? REMEMBER THE TIME I WORKED ON A SPACE STATION!
>cut to peter getting killed by a clown

That episode with Meg ranting is one of the worst pieces of television I've ever seen

actually, its Cred Forums

>wait a second.. these are criticisms!

>Rick and Morty is the only good cartoon

>15 year olds are the show's only audience.

Then why does Cred Forums not absolutely love it? checkm8

Seth lost interest in it and really only continued it after Fox let him because he likes money.

Oh my God! This place is so freaking boring. I had better quality time playing Elite: Dangerous.
>cuts to a scene where Peter wears a VR with hotas.
>previously on Orange is the new black
>hehehehe women

>Guilty Gear XX
Probably the same thing that happened during the Street Fighter cutaway, the writers aren't above reusing jokes.

You think that's bad remember that time I had a Persona
>Junpei and Yukari shoot themselves in the head
>peter just shoots the enemy
>"ow what the hell man!?
>"What isn't that what I'm supposed to do?"
>"Ow, fuck, no! What the hell kind of a fight is this!?"
>"Listen I'm sorry."
>"Yeah, sure, fuck you man" the shadow says walking off screen bleeding out, and going "sssss.. Awwwww"

shitty parents watch it too.

You think that's bad? Remember the time I joined XCOM to fight the alien overlords?
>Cut to Peter shooting a sectoid from point blank and missing
>Peter sneakily looks from side to side
>Shoots again
Why can't we just do this all the time?

>American Dad
>Shit

American Dad is like the inverse of Family Guy.

Early seasons are fucking terrible, but the later seasons are fucking hilarious.

>You think DAT'S BAD?! remember the time I was the demifiend?
>Peter awkwardly eats a magatama, makes choking sounds and spends the next 30-90 seconds vomiting

>You think that's bad remember that time I became HALF-XEHANORT?

>That episode where Steve gets PTSD from a 'Nam War Reenactment
>Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda

The gang walks over to Quagmire's house. I sounds like there's a bar fight happening inside. A few asian woman and Quagmire exit severely injured.

>Peter: Gee, things getting a little rough in there, huh?
>Quagmire: You think that's rough, that's nothin'! You should'a been there when I was training to be a pilot.
Cut to Quagmire, flying a plane like normal. Man on the radio tells him he's doing a good job and asks him to come in for a landing.
Peppy's icon appears on screen:
>"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
>What?
>"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
>I-I'm not gonna do...
>"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
>That doesn't really apply to what I'm doing...
>"PRESS L OR Z TWICE!"
>Those aren't buttons on a real plane...
>"DO A BARREL ROLL! DO IT! DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL!"
>Alright fine! FINE!
Quagmire proceeds to do it and vomit mid-spin, covering himself and the entire cockpit.
>U-uh! Uhh! What the fuck! Are you happy! Uh! It's not even a barrel roll it's an aileron rool, dick!
Peter appears in a starfox style icon
>I'm in the cutaway too! *looks up* Ew gross!
8-bit version of "Moscow" starts playing while Peter does his "hehehehe" to the tune. Quagmire covered in vomit is on-screen this entire time.

>You think that's bad? Remember the time we went to Willamette?

The last game you played was Starfox 64?

Fucking liar.

Reminds me of the time I joined the police! Crackdown
>cut to Peter running 60 mph and beating up drug dealers like he's Superman
>"Crack house!"

I can see it

you realize DA:I is shit

>DX:MD
Well, I guess they could make a joke about swimming in DX1.

Fucking golden

You think that's bad? Remember the time I got shot in the head?

This is like that one time me and Nathan Drake went treasure hunting

>busts in normal museum ands starts shooting people wildly yelling SULLY!

Peetor: oh my god, well as long as no ones lookin

>touches a painting with "no touching sign"

Arrested immediately. Nathan still shooting in the background

Play advertisement

>Alone in the Dark (2008)

"You think THAT'S bad? Remember the time i had to burn roots all over Central Park using wine bottles and a peashooter?"

-cuts to Peter opening a trenchcoat and messing with every item possible inside-

You think that's bad? Remember the time I tried riding a bike?!

>You think THAT'S bad? Remember when we visited Hoenn?

nice.

Remember that time I was in a coma?
"Wow, I look like a guy who's being paid a lot to do very little!

i actually read it like it was in the show. that was pretty good, definitely something that would happen.

star fox assault

>Let me tongue your gashole
>STAN
>OOOH
I don't know why but every time he makes that noise it's hilarious.

eat a dick, faglore

Alternatively he shoots himself in the head for real and we get to see his exposed brain matter everywhere

Remember that time I played a Sid Meier game?
>cuts to peter on the computer for 5 minutes

THIS IS WORST THAN THAT TIME I TRIED TO HUNT A GOLD RATHIAN

>Drinks potion

>Torn clean in half mid-flex

This is me in Road Rash.

>you think that's bad? Remember the time we let Anthony Burch write video game dialogue?

Glad I had the DVD boxsets of those, to remind me how things used to be good.

Unlike these years

>cutaway montage of all Family Guy's lows

>that awkward arm behind the back

every fucking time

>Monster Hunter
Some guy is being chased by a rathian, and Peter is cooking meat. It's funny for the first 5 seconds, but the gag will last 1 minute anyway. The guy running around probably gets his arm ripped off because violence is really funny. Peter burns the meat and starts again, and another minute of nothing happens. It cuts to commercials afterward.

>i'm 12 and wat is this

>madden

just the oj simpson episode

Well, at least it's better than that time I went inside that space tree with those little girls.
>Cut shot showing extremely gory corpses of Teach, Medic, Gunner and Hexer with Peter barely alive
>"WHY DO THEY SEND 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS INTO THIS?"

SSX Tricky

>Character does a triple backflip 1080 Ubertrick
>Lands it perfectly
>Immediately hits a fence and falls off a cliff

this one is pretty accurate I read it in my mind like it was an actual cut away.

Dragon's Dogma
>You think that's bad? Remember the time I became an Arisen?
>dragon rips Peter's out heart
>Peter screaming in pain for at least a minute
>dragon feeling bad, runs off
>Peter continues screaming

You think that's bad remember the time Madagascar shut down the port.

Go away Lois I'm trying to play sonic 2 here
>So, uh, Tails, are you gay or something? I'm getting that vibe here
>*Tails lifts his head off of sonic's dick*
>No, why would you think that? Now cum down my throat.

>Monster Hunter
>cutaway gag involves various monsters talking to each other with silly gay voices

"Well, it's better the time i had to kill the monster lord"

>Cutaway to a scene with peter standing in front of a purple snake lady
>"What the hell They told me this was a good story, i've just been here being raped for the last couple hours!"
>Time skip of 5 minutes and only attacking
>Peter standing before a dead purple snake lady crying
>"I DIDN'T MEAN TOO, THIS WAS MISTAKE, A HUGE MISTAKE!"

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>fart joke
>gunshot/knife stab
>shitty one-liner
Family Guy went to shit when it came back, they should have just left it dead

>uncharted 4

This reminds me.of that time we stole the treasure of Henry Avery to save my brother's life

Uh hold on guys wife's calling
Hey yooouuu
How's the weather in Malaysia?
Absolutely fantastic never better.
What's that? You saw reports of a monsoon in Malaysia?
Aw jeez well this is awkward
>*suddenly chicken dressed as Nadine shows up*
Uhhhh honey I'm gonna have to call you back...

I'll save you, just like I saved the world fighting for the EDF.
>Peter sees a giant ant
>Goes on an insane rampage
>EDF!
>Starts blowing away civilians, buildings and bridges to get the ant
>Human corpses everywhere
>Buildings wrecked
>Fires everywhere
>Sees the giant ant dead
>"Good. The Earth is safe again."

Is it sad that this show managed to trump their already obnoxious cutaway gag by adding this long winded joke crap?

Like who the fuck though these scenes were good Ideas with peter back in and out with car for the entire fucking episode?

I didn't smile at any of these. They're perfect for modern Family Guy.

It's reminds me of that time I played Space Station 13
>10 minute footage between Peter dressed as an Assistant and a Clown having a fight to the death

Oh man, I haven't seen worse luck than with Command Board.

>That gag with Donkey Kong and Mario pushing Paula off a cliff and talking in irritating blips and boops
Did Square patented that Dragon Quest sound that plays whenever someone speaks?

>Paula
I meant Pauline

>super smash bros
That wasn't as painful as the time I ran that weird fight club.
>it's pretty much this video with Peter instead of the orange-haired guy
youtube.com/watch?v=nhpBH7LcLls

This reminds me of that time i built Lois a house in Minecraft

Peter, showing Lois a blocky house
Lois: "Wow peter, this is great!
Peter hold the door open for lois

Suddenly, a creeper with Quagmires face follows Lois though the door doing his giggity giggity routine
Quagcreeper explodes in the house, demolishing it
Quagmire: Allllright.

>shows Peter playing the game
>level 2 with only 10 guys in his army
>Sea Raiders show up
>Peter thinks he can take them
>
>one of them screams I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL, cuts him in the stomach and then runs off
>Peter's character falls to the ground, clutches his stomach, and spends literally 2 minutes of screentime inhaling and exhaling in pain with nothing else happening on-screen because it's been over a decade and this shit show's writers still think that joke is funny

Seems accurate.

You think THATS bad?! Remember the time we had Lucio over for dinner???

>Peter is on the couch
>slowly and carefully arranging a house of cards
>this segment of the joke takes 45 seconds in complete silence
>suddenly Lucio jumps in the room
>screams 'OH LETS BREAK IT DOOWWWNNN'
>pushes Peters card house over with one finger
>Peter screams and throws his wallet and car keys at him because Lucio is african american and they steal things a lot ha ha

>Marvel Vs Capcom 2
>cutaway of Mugen Peter Griffin Fighting the hulk

>MGSV
>Peter gets on D-Horse and D-Horse dies because "LOL PETER IS FAT GUY xD"

>Peter then stands up
>'Alright I gotta go to work.'
>removes his shirt to reveal Roadhogs tattoos
>walks out the door

Does anyone have those images from Cred Forums and Cred Forums where an user edited Peter into scenes from cartoon/anime?

I don't know why it is so fucking funny.
Any time a character falls down the stairs or dies and end in that position I can't help it but laugh.

You think that's bad Brian? Remember the time I had to perform eye surgery on myself?
>Peter inside that weird machine in Dead Space 2
>The needle goes through his eye and the whole mechanism follows
>AAAAAAAH OH MY GOD

That's not how you spell Home Movies.

>le reddit swim

You think that's bad?! Remember the time I got shot in the head and went to go kill Chandler from Friends?

It cuts to Joel choking a dude who pops a boner from it, and Joel just asking, "dude, what the fuck?"

>Remember the time when ____?

Ah crap, this is like the time I joined ISIS.

>ugh, I'm really hating this job. I do so much work and I barely get any money for it
>It's like I'm playing Destiny
>cuts to some family guy styled guardians at the old lootcave
>after the guardians shoot for a bit a thrall runs up to someone and they punch it, its body falling into that same "arm behind the back" pose
>guardian loots the body and gets a green engram
>throws it down and yells "GOD F***ING DAMMIT"

I'm actually kind of surprised there hasn't already been a Destiny joke on Family Guy as far as I can tell

>Oblivion

You think that'd bad? Remember the time I brought home that Daedric staff?

>A bunch of Scamps causing chaos in the house and ends with one of them casting a fireball at Meg and her catching on fire and screaming off screen

>"At least this place has better law enforcement than the last place we went on vacation, Lois. Remember Khura'in?"
>Cuts to Rayfa standing in front of the water mirror, which shows Stewie's face for a couple seconds before going black.
>"What the crap is this supposed to be?"
>"Ignoramous tub of lard, dare you mock Her Benevolence's ability to see what the dead man saw before he died?"
>"Stewie's a BABY. How-how can you seriously accuse him of murder because his reflection shows up in a puddle?"
>"You dare defend the murder child?"
>"Look I'm just saying, there's a lot of things this could mean. This-this might not even be Stewie, it might just be this photograph of him we found on the scene."
>"You have resigned your fate, fat man. For defending the accused, you will be sent to death when he is found guilty."
>"WHAT?! So because I'm sticking up for a person who's being falsely accused now I'M going to die? What kind of backwards legal system is this supposed to be?"

>you think that's bad
>remember the time I banged the princess
>then I hid as I watched the duke strangle her to death for it

I always shot him the second he started talking

SMELL THAT AIR

>the shop is full ov beasts
>you'll be one of em soon nuff

Peter proceeds to murder a room full of furries.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME I PLAYED PAC MAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION.

*Peter as Pac-Man ingests power pellet, stops running from the ghosts, and tells them he's "tripping balls"*

>Peter:these videogames are not that bad, Look im a lizardman wizzard.
>Lois: Peter why that cat women is on her underwear on that table
>Peter: i just killed her with a powerful fire spell, her clothes disintegrated and then she fell on the table.
>Lois:why your mana is full?
>Peter:I-i just used a potion!
>Lois: why you have an erection?
>Peter: DONT JUDGE ME IM THE DOVAHKIIN!!

i suck at this.

>This is worse than that time a Rajang came to town!