Day in the life of a PS4 owner

>wake up nice and early
>make a nice cup of coffee
>turn on my playstation 4
>soon as i appear online messages from friends start flooding in
>'have you seen the new game sony just announced?' 'wow persona 5 looks awesome'
>pop up telling my monthly free games are ready to download
>check the thriving communities section
>even more discussion about amazing ps4 titles that are releasing soon
>browse my folder and choose a cosy japanese game that isn't available on any other platform

The PS4 is literally the comfiest console of all time. Why don't you own one yet Cred Forums?

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I have to be an alpha normie to own it.

>browse my folder and choose a cosy japanese game that isn't available on any other platform
>go to play it online
>"Sorry you need a membership"
>Spread my asscheeks and prepare to be raped by Sony, making me pay for online
>"Please take my money, even though I'm already paying monthly for my internet"

More like...

>Wake up at 2 in the afternoon because you're a lazy NEET
>Open a can of Monster™ energy and dig some old pizza crusts out of the bin
>Don't have a shower of brush your teeth because your a fat weeaboo with no self esteem
>Turn on PS4 and wait 40 minutes for an update to download
>No messages or notifications because you're a fucking loser with no friends
>Start up CoD or FIFA because the PS4 is a literal multiplat machine
>Sit there for 16 hours straight and eventually fall asleep in a puddle of your own piss (Again)
>Wake up the next day and repeat the whole process

$0.01 have been deposited in your Sony Rewards™ account.

Thank you for shilling for Sony!

>waiting for an update to download
This is a shit argument, windows has to update literally all the time. Way more than PS4.

>Turn on PS4 and wait 40 minutes for an update to download
If you leave your system in rest mode like you're supposed to you will almost never wait for a game update.

Why are you so mad PCuck?

>cosy japanese game that isn't available on any other platform
"Comfy" memers have latched onto Bloodborne?

>Chooses the software update part as the absurd, shit argument

I laughed harder than I should have

>NEET
>Weeb
>playing CoD or FIFA
fake story

Honestly I only have one because I live in a shitty third world country where PC's are expensive as fuck.
>tfw literal sonygger

I have this habit of turning things off when I'm not using them. I know, crazy right?

Also, I can't cover it with a pillowcase to prevent dust buildup in rest mode

>Wake Up
>Try to play Overwatch
>Error BC-101, Please try again later
>Check online and see Sony isn't budging on giving Skyrim Special Edition any mod support.

Being a PS4 player is suffering.

>Wake up
>No games to play
>Shitpost on Cred Forums with the same superiority complex that I condemn PCfags for

>wanting 900 mb of mod support

Xbone can keep that shit

>browse my folder and choose a cosy japanese game that isn't available on any other platform
The shilling is real.

>wake up
>play bloodborne

>windows has to update literally all the time
No it does not, retard. And you can actually disable updates too.

Persona 5 was announced 3 years ago.

The only point of contact to your friend is the PS4? Are these even real friends?

>Day in the life of a PC gamer
>wake up
>post "lol console peasants" on DigitalFoundry videos
>check r/r/crackstatus
>Install MLP mods on Skyrim
>post "haha lol console kids getting shit graphics and 30fps again" on DigitalFoundry videos
>Beg for Bloodborne on Cred Forums
>adjusting fedora
>Post and browse /r/pcmasterrace

For one, all your games download while 'im browsing Cred Forums

for two, it updates when i shut it down at night, kek

No loli mods though. Meanwhile xbros get to enjoy playing as the little girl.

Can't all of these steps relate to PC though? It has a lot more exclusive jap games. While most of them are shit, a huge huge number are still worth playing. I do admit that ps4 still has the upper hand in at least aRPGs.
>I took the bait

>i'm a giant faggot
-u

>Wake up
>Masturbate
>Shitpost on Cred Forums
>Masturbate
>Shitpost on Cred Forums
>Masturbate
>Rinse and repeat until bed

Daily life of making easy bait threads on Cred Forums

I live in a third world country. There's always ways around it to get a nice gaming pc for a fair price.
Know your shit, and you're good. Or be lazy and get the easier, shitty way

the life of all sonyggers

The life of every Cred Forums user

>wake up early, didnt get enough sleep, feel like shit
>turn on my ps4
>2 friends online
>one of them is playing a psx game
>the other some random weeb trash
>look over my games library
>still nothing but mediocre shit except for Bloodborne
>check my monthly free games
>it's indie trash from literal who devs again
>*sigh*
>run the Netflix app and watch Stranger Things instead

its ok i guess

im gonna start stranger things after i finish narcos. it better be legit cause everyone is cummin over it.

It's really well made and competently directed, but the story itself isn't particularly impressive. It just has cool themes and a nice setting. Overall it's pretty good and a nice watch. Thanks for reminding me of Narcos though, watched season 1 a while back, forgot S2 came out.

There only so much one can do, of course I can half the price of a PC if I buy at the absolute lower priced shops but depending of other factors like upgrades and game prices it's still not worth it.
I don't play competitive fps and don't care that much about muh graphics and muh fps masturbation, so for me it's not worth the extra bucks.

>last of the dialup users reporting in

Is buying online an option? I do that a lot, and it's tricky here, because we don't even have an structured mailing system... not really... hah.
You could also try to find someone who travels due to business. i know a small clothes shop owner who travels to restock on her stuff. Sometimes, after doing some good research on prices online, i ask her to either buy the shit for me, and i'll pay her, or to receive the package i bought and sent to wherever address she's staying at. This helps reducing the price a fuck-ton, and i even bypass the stupid overpriced tax issues.

who the fuck cares about what platform we all play on why dont we just get along and accept our differences

What kinda coffee OP?

>wake up
>16 year old brother using my ps4
>can't do anything about it because he's injured, broken hip from a car wreck
>tells me to kill myself
>punch him where he got his surgery, take the ps4
>now playing it, just bought 1000 yen worth of games
Life is good, man

I get that paying for online sucks but the argument that you're paying for Internet is irrelevant. Like what does that matter to the company that's not your internet provider? They don't need to care. You could be living somewhere that already provides Internet through the other amenities you pay for.

>>even more discussion about amazing ps4 titles that are releasing soon

such as?

Persona 5, Nier Automata, Nioh.
Must I go on, PCuck?

I own a PS4 but I tend to use my PC more. It's far more intuitive getting on Discord with a few friends while browsing and playing some games.

Consoles this gen are behind too many barriers to be as quick and efficient as PC. I still don't regret getting one since GR2 and Persona 5 look stellar.

Does human life truly begin at conception? At what point can one be considered alive?

Importing taxes here are fucking absurd.
Where are you from, senpai?

A very small country in the very center of Central America

fuck, this is literally me. Just replace CoD and Fifa with WoW and Dark Souls.