I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, pal

I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, pal.

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Because he INVENTED it! And PERFECTED it!

So that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

You were good son, real good.
Maybe even the best.

Soldier is literally the best character both in-game and lore-wise. Prove me wrong

u cant

Free to play was a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=t3aCR98XiwA
>this came out 4 years ago

The early sfm videos were the best.

>tfw there will be no new halloween event again this year

>they'll just re-release the old ones with 1,000 new community-created hats that have nothing to do with halloween

youtu.be/1YrrAroK6bI

Beep boop, son. Beep boop

>so did this
youtube.com/watch?v=HDI2EmYH98I

HUGE halloween update for 2016
Every stock map gets a halloween reskin
Yes, this means we finally get Boo Fort
New halloween themed weapons, not just reskins

Merasmus as a playable character, uses spells instead of guns

Release date Never

Or as the first halloween event for TF3

You are like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish AND I HATE YOU

>halloween cosmetics can only be worn on halloween/full moon
>christmas cosmetics have always been available year-round
thx volvo

NEW COMIC WHEN

youtube.com/watch?v=bIg3rygMAuk

I haven't played TF2 for about 5 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

>erectin a river is six years old
Where has time gone?
youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc

>muh war mongering stereotype
>literally a generic faceless soldier

>I have never played tf2
>the post

Always preferred this one.

Thanks doc.

youtube.com/watch?v=aEaaqBTZr7Y

>On-screen text guides were replaced by people talking

I miss when TF2 material was fun.

Tracer won

Best class

Best hats

>prove me wrong scrub

I have over 400 hours in it. The characters aren't meant to be complex or nuanced. They're supposed to be easily identifiable archetypes

>1:13
>spy's face returns to normal
HA

>there will never be a cast as great as the TF2 mercs in a multiplayer shooter ever again
I'm not even a fan of TF2 anymore after Valve introduced the hat cancer, but damn were they good.

>somewhat enjoy GaijinHunter despite occasionally not using totally correct information
>he switches over to voiced videos and text is all but removed from his guides and such

FUCK. THE TEXT VIDEOS WERE COZY.

One of the youtubers I enjoy more than others is Quiette Shy, or Quite Shallow after THE INCIDENT.

She's mute, so she uses text to speech and sounds like a snarky robot.

I'm gonna miss these guys when the game finally kicks the bucket

>the hat cancer
I barely ever even noticed it. I just viewed them as a shallow level of customization, and most of the servers I frequented rarely had any sort of trading or idling bullshit going on at all, it was just people playing the game and having fun.

>when the game finally kicks the bucket
it did

>still holds up today

youtube.com/watch?v=C1JMywqy4Zw

He invented it!

If Valve does make a Team Fortress 3, would you want them to use the current TF2 mercs or make new ones?

they wont, but if they do i hope they keep the current ones

They have to make new ones, half the cast is either retired or can't do the voices anymore.

Depends on how the story wraps up in the comics. Also depends on whether the new mercs would be as good as the TF2 mercs.

This is depressing.

>survives a one-hit ko with no protection
simply ebin

Left 4 Dead 3 is next up for Valve according to many indications, I just hope that its characters are as good as L4D2's.

youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE

>8 years ago

>Has anyone maged to kill a red spy on the way? No? Then we still have a problem.

>and a knife.

As much as I hate the meme
>TF2 is dead no players :)
I think I can say now this game is on its way out
Halloween will add a bunch of reskins and cosmetics that are bad and no one likes
Christmas wont even add weapons, just more festives. It will rinse and repeat till death, probably next year

I still just want the final fucking comic to come out so I can be done with the game until 10 years from now where Cred Forums plays it again for nostalgia's sake.

>more time was likely spent on this trailer than the actual video itself
I was so dissapointed.
youtube.com/watch?v=lmVsOl9qAhs

I see only three possible new mercs, and they're all based on spinoffs from current classes with role-tumescence.

>If Valve does make a Team Fortress 3
Honestly I'm not even sure valve can make good games anymore, are the original devs of games like Tf2, Half-life, portal still around? Also this "everybody just works at what they feel like working at" shit that is apparently allowed there sounds like fucking trash and for all I know is what ruined tf2 and dota, hats aside

TF2 is pretty much babby's first meme game.

what the fuck happened

>400 hours

Its pretty satisfying getting a sentry to kill its engineer, though I think people have learned not to let that happen.

>you will never EVER play hydro with your friends for the firs time again

>changing goalposts

Wew

this game had so much potential
and valve squandered all of it for fucking hat money

>4 0 0 h o u r s

Soldier is still a archetype, and you're still a fag

Once it went F2P it all went downhill.

>400 hours
back to r/tf2 with you

mann conomy

>calling anyone a fag at 400 hours

>Have like 800 hours
>Still suck at the game.
The only time I was remotely good is when Puff and Sting was a thing.

next year is TF2's 10 year anniversary, they'll probably do something big for it at least

>400 hours

You mean the "roadhog hook of TF2"? That fucking sucked and the game's better with it gone.

He's right though.

I'm too am totally not him but 400 hours

My fucking dog has 400 hours in TF2. It's no accomplishment.
>400 hours

It's okay, I'm still terrible and I'm at 1.2k

I love your death, cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like LOVE is sweet!

TF2 has so many great quotes goddamn.

>tfw you unironically played tf2 for over 2.5k hours

What does it matter if I only have 400 hours? I've probably played the game competitively a lot more than either of you. Kill yourselves.

Just a reminder that if you didn't pay $20 for tf2 then you aren't part of the exclusive tf2 club

>tfw when you spent money in the mannco store
$100 in keys
why

2.5k hours of minimum-wage work is worth over $18,000.

Getting one ambassador headshot doesn't make you a pro.
Tell me when you have AT LEAST 1k hours.

not if you live in my country
;_;

You could easily master a language in that amount of time too.

Before taxes?

>tfw you go back to TF2 after 5 years
>have loads of fun

I was looking for a good team based shooter and I've had it all along.

good point

>400 hours worth anything.

>hours anything

What you guys never idled before?

What was THE INCIDENT?

Buy me a game

>everyone talking about their in game time
>pulled up my calculator out of curiosity
>see how many hours are in a year
>I've played TF2 for nearly 2 years straight

>3159 hours
>doesn't have all the achievements unlocked.

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YOU CANNOT BURN ME
I AM ALREADY ABLAZE WITH PASSION
FOR WAR

best boy

i know that feel
>hated the way the cosmetics were going back in 2011
>uninstalled
>start watching tf2 youtubers in 2016 and get urge to go back
>start playing again
>no longer get angry about the style of the game
>used to hate all the weapons they added but now i like experimenting with them and doing funny combos like heavy with the steak and the wool gloves going around doing taunt kills
>love tf2 again

but meet your match ruined it again

That doesn't change that I'm right about Soldier, go re-read my posts and stop meming about my hours.

All the classes have amazing domination lines but Soldier's are fucking above and beyond.

youtube.com/watch?v=6NTfCbfvwM8

>this plays in the menu
>tfw 0:55

Oh no! He's got a book! HE IS GOING TO READ!

>tfw 1.8k hours spent playing
>99% of which on surf servers
I regret nothing

You said the characters are generic and that simply isn't true
If they're so generic show me all the other games that have characters with the level of personality of the tf2 cast
>inb4 this game has a sniper, and a medic, and strong russian man etc

My personal domination lines rankings

Scout = spy >soldier > sniper > engie

And the others don't really have class specific domination lines :(

>friend on steam has less than 1k hours
>his profile description insists "My time for TF2 is broken. I have like 2000 hours."
>Profile created in Q3 2013
>Can't aim, mains Engineer
>Saved birthday money to get an unusual from the Community Market

>Learned how to play guitar
>I end up strumming that riff all the time when I'm bored

yea?

Son, you are writing checks your BUTT will find uncashable!

There is a checkbook in the rear pocket of my fatigues, I will pay you all of my money to stop!

>All these people bragging about putting over a thousand hours in a Key&Ref stock market simulator that's gone to total shit

Demo does

sold my tf2 stuff to buy csgo stuff....now I've sold my csgo stuff to buy back some tf2 stuff, don't really care much for hats, nowadays I give my weapons funny names and kill people with them

>Forgetting Demo

For me it's definitely Spy > Sniper > Scout = Soldier > Demo > Engie

Something about the way Sniper gets super shitposter-y about his kills me.

LOOK AT YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU RAN THROUGH TRAFFIC

Is there any chance for TF2 to be saved lads?
I was thinking of trying out TF2 classic mod but I'm not sure how many people play it or how good is it

>tfw i have over 1000 screenshots

Ohh my, my blood! He punched out ALL of my blood!

You do not frighten me, pain does not hurt!

I STAND CORRECTED.

RAGEQUIT I DARE YA
C'MON MAKE US BOTH HAPPY

I never took that many until the later years of the game.

>haven't played in years
>pick it up again
>get the hang of scout
>wreck shit on maps like harvest
>top of the scoreboard all the time

Is there a better feeling?

>sprays have been disabled on valve servers for over a year now
this shit pisses me off

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>tfw I had a ton as well but lost them all

What what WHAT? What double nigger was in charge of that decision? Where will I spray my porn gifs now?

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probably only on moderately-populated community servers where admins ban you for them

>forgetting the "he" in "AND HE PERFECTED IT"
dumb tripfaggot

YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD
IT'S SO TINY I GOT A FRICKIN' SUCH A TINY LITTLE HEAD

youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w
SOO PRISE BUTT SECKS
BUTT SECKS
BUTT SECKS
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BUTT SECKS.

>all of my old ones have the shittiest memey descriptions on them

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Now we are talking.

iktfb.

what have I done with my life

>forgetting the "then" in "AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT"
you're both retards

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This thread is so nice. Actual, fun tf2 discussion is so few and far between these days.

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY

YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS

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At least the music is still on point.
youtube.com/watch?v=hzOAUeHjWgA
youtube.com/watch?v=NhoH3UyiX8o

>harvest

Hydro was such a cool map, basically Black Mesa. I really enjoyed the look of TF2's maps.

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>tfw keep forgetting how awful of a map Turbine is

youtube.com/watch?v=goJAPf3aGEI

Why are they not capping?

Diferent user, Harvest is a super fun map but it obviously doesn't hold up conpetitively. I wish more of Heyo's maps got added, I liked Tidal.

>it's still a man wearing pads

because pyro players are retards

>hurr durr let me stand still and wait for the enemy soldiers to fire rockets

Pyro is my secondary class and I hate seeing that shit. It kills me inside.

that's hot.

>Pyro (male)

harvest is god tier for fucking around

>sticky jumper on that map
>especially when you could still place a shit load of them
>hitting the angles just right and boosting off of the angles of the barns at obscene angles
>while using the caber

Even hotter.

>tfw discovering an awesome Saxton Hale server

>sticky jumper nerfed
>caber HUGELY nerfed
>probably all because of sniper mains bitching

Sounds like that Naked Gun bit.
> Pyro and Soldier shimmy back and forth, both waiting for the other to make a move

what were the nerfs? I haven't played in years so I don't keep up with the balance changes.

youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4
>pyro mains

Sticky jumper can only place 2 stickies, caber takes like 30 minutes to switch to and 2 hours to swing as well as doing less damage.

>Saxton Hale Turbo
>Saxton Hale x10
Pretty much all I play for anymore

Kek, this happens every time I walk at pro pyro mains as soldier. Even w+m1 fags accomplish more.

or maybe it was medics tired of being one shot and engies getting their shit blown up by demos flying past their sentries

Post your favourite screenshot

that you've taken

>sniper mains bitching about caberjumping when they are already the hard counter to that strategy

this fucking game i swear to god

what are some fun strategies/gimmicks I can actually still use before they patch them out?

also nobody even to this day can give 1 sound reason for getting rid of crazy legs, prove me wrong

>Those pyros that mix M1 and Jedi Master-level reflects
Kill me.

i just feel bad for you

Seems pretty excessive given the obvious drawbacks associated with picking those weapons. When did these changes happen?

I fucking love Powerhouse

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Also this one.

I remember sporting the full Croc set for sniper with a Hales Own Sydney Sleeper sporting the laugh taunt.
I got banned from so many 24/7 2fort servers.

I should play Mannpower again, see how much they fucked it up
Also that one space level, I think that got dropped entirely though

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>In a 6s team
>Team is composed of members with at least 3 thousand hours on tf2 each
>We're only in the Silver league
I don't know about my friends, but with the amount of hours I put into tf2, I know I probably would've been an amazing player if I were to put those hours into shit that wasn't fortwars and zombie fortress.

3 days ago, I had an hour long game on Powerhouse.
We only won because an enemy engie built a teleporter for our spies and Rancho Relaxo'd until the game ended.
that's probably going to be my last good memory of tf2 before the game dies

Sometimes I really miss TF2, it used to be such a great game but it's just not the same any more.

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I miss the experimental shit like bosses, spells and bumper cars

If we get just community maps again, I will be pissed

What will 2021 look like? Assuming it still has a playerbase and some form of yearly content updates.

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Merasmus was such a GOAT event.
Sitting on the pit health pack as a C&D spy was some good shit

you know how fighter looked in 8-bit theater after thief made him hold all the amazing weapons they got from the real light warriors?

>those entire servers of huntsmans
it was a good time

Last years halloween was pretty good though, especially the maps. Plus free contracts, got a haunted haunted hat out of those. At this point the community gives way more of a shit about the game than valve does anyway.

>tfw 3500 hours
it used to be good fun though. never understood or got into the metal trading shit.

FRONTLINE AND MAYANN PROJECT WHEN

spells are what lead to the economy getting messed up though. Maps are preferable to some gimmick that people will largely forget about after a few months.

when scream fortress is over
:^^^^^)

>Even the fucking bullet has a hat

never forget

Story?

I wonder if I could convince steam support to give me his inventory, since it's just rotting away in there? I'm sure they'd have to ask him, but no doubt he'll say yes out of shame and then an hero.

Explain

Dumb nigger has hat worth tens of thousands of dollars, gets VAC banned, tries to play it off like he ain't mad.

He mad

Cheater cheats, gets caught, says he meant to get caught.

Earlier this year Valve launched a gigantic ban wave centered on people who used the previously "undetectable" paid version of LMAOBOX, a TF2 hacking tool. People caught in the wave included a bunch of professional snipers and, in this one case, jcapps, a big time trader who could probably buy your fucking house with his TF2 inventory. Now it's all just a worthless bunch of pixels, forever locked behind a VAC ban.

Valve detected lmaobox after years of it passing VAC; thousands of people got banned as a result

One of the guys banned had a ridiculously expensive inventory. I think it was worth 20k dollarydoos or something like that.

Was getting caught part of his plan?

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mister /id/jcapps got himself a vac ban, that hat was 17k and his backpack was 3k
20k down the toilet

One of the richest traders in TF2 got VAC banned during a wide spread ban wave (which also included all of the greatest comp Sniper's getting banned as well) and he wrote like a five paragraph essay about how people shouldn't laugh at him or anything because he WANTED to get banned.

What's wrong with this game?

Of course!

Except it actually wasn't he's just a salty baby.

>check out his account

>Implying Valve won't just add two maps and call it an update
Invasion would've been good if the community wasn't insistent that Arena isn't dead and 2fort is a "classic".

never forget
steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/

Sniper has hands down the best domination lines, it's a shame they're so quiet that you can never hear them

>Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end.

>comment section

It makes me sad people still think/feel TF2 is dieing. I get tons of good games in casual and mvm all the time.

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I require more pictures of hackers getting banned and losing their $1k hats

If he was that rich why couldn't he just buy a cheap laptop to play TF2 with cheats on it to make sure his main account is safe and sound?

>Look at you. Very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead.

A lot of the original people are still at Valve, but like you said their work style doesnt help them
From what Ive heard there's maybe 5 people working on TF2, with 10 year old coding all made by different people
The majority of the staff is probably either at Dota, CSGO, or working on Valve's VR thing

If you haven't played Machine Attacks then you have never lived.

>have like 3000 screenshots in tf2
>%85 of them are hot garbage or I forgot why I took them
>%95 of them are not even uploaded
It beginning to become too much to handle. I'm sort of glad they disappeared when I got a new computer

>last online: 105 days ago

Either he made a new account or just straight up killed himself over virtual hats.


Hoping it's the latter. Fuck cheaters.

Anyone actually sell an usual for 1k+?

jesus christ that team captain is worth like 800 bucks

its worth 20k

>8 years ago
>Hearing this song spammed in HLDJ

VAC was, and still is, a joke. Most people who had LMAOBOX thought they were untouchable and s=took little precautions about it. Thing is Valve occasionally gets lucky and his hubris was his downfall.
TF2 isn't dead but it's stagnant and Valve itself does more harm then good to the game at this point. Credit where credit is due,quantum crouching getting fixed is a fucking blessing but that's one instance of them doing right out of a hundred mistakes.

>play casual server
>we have have three aimbotters with lmaobox
>2 snipers doing the boring generic aimbotting who toggle it because they are pussies.
>one micspamming, spinbotting heavy who got like top 7 in scoreboard played this for the whole game: youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
It can be entertaining.

I take it he was agreeable?

1.5k. Could've maybe gotten 3k if I was willing to be patient.

you're in luck

h-haha yeah only 2.5K hours

>800 bucks
try 20,000 probably more like 12,000 nowadays

I know that feel, but I ended up recouping the money by selling it to someone even stupider than me (with irl cash).

>play game for 7 years
>open bunch of crates in time span, no unusuals ever in my backpack.
Its not fair...

How can people be this autistic?

When the fuck is Mann vs Machine getting updated again

Its been three fucking years since Two Cities update

There's some ingame files that reference MvM so "soon".

>all those decent hats painted fucking neon pink of all colors

Its in the bin along with TC and SD

TF2 was the first PC shooter i ever played. i spent so much time just exploring the world of custom servers because i had never experience anything like that before. balloon race, wario ware, hale, deathrun, surfing, mario kart, even the idling servers were all mind blowing to me, it felt like i was in a completely new world. its hard to describe, its one of these weird feels that feel like a combination of wonder, nostalgia, comfort, happiness, and longing

i dont think any game will ever give me such a great experience again

>Remember watching this youtube.com/watch?v=TzxpbUeN-eg back before MvM was revealed
>All that hidden shit
>That music when the heads are datamined

TF2 will always be special for stuff like this, shame Valve is so far gone that something like this is about as likely as them making another good game.

>tf2 thread
>already 200+

fuck I always miss the best threads

how's compet? Played the beta but haven't been back since, thank's Ebola

amen

I am Painis Cupcake

At this point just buy one. After investing a certain amount, I can tell you that only a very small number of unusuals will ever be worth it, otherwise it's going to be a very bittersweet experience. Source: 17 unboxes under my belt, and only one of them was big fucking money and even then i was pressured to sell it and my inexperience just made it a very stressful point in time for me.

tl;dr gambling is fucking dumb. if you have two hundred to burn, that's enough for some decent looking high-tiers.

What's your rarest hat

>vanilla tf2 servers are dead
kill me

>balloon race, wario ware, hale, deathrun, surfing, mario kart, idle servers
this is what made tf2 great.

>I miss the experimental shit like bumper cars

You're one of the people responsible for the current state of TF2.

I visited so many idle servers

god knows I was anything but

>Minecraft trade servers

HNNGGGG

Make TF2 great again

So, what do you want for Pyro Update?
What do you think you'll get instead?

>What I want
-Airblasting downward causes Pyro to "airblast jump" giving him greater mobility
-Class reworked entirely to be an effective support class with some DPS utilities rather then a slower Scout with more health
-Multiple weapon balances
-Bug fixes
>What I expect
-1 new UP weapon
-Sharpened Volcano gets buffed, call it a day for weapon balances
-Bug fixes that creates more bugs

What would Valve need to do to make everyone love TF2 again and stop proclaiming it dead?

I wanted the Heavy to get the update first.

Get people who actually play the game update it.

one of these opinions is valid. the other is pure kikery.

>that one server that had zombie mode on custom night maps

Significant content updates every 4-6 months with proper build-up and release. Their original update model was fucking gold and they dropped it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zYKUGVGL0i4

I miss those days too, just wanting to play the weird game modes instead of the main game because I didn't really know how to play. It was fun to just play these wacky mods that didn't require a fuck ton of skill to have fun/be decent at and to just have a good time.

make TF3

Actually have a tf2 development team.

550 hours in and fell for the hardcore trading meme. Once they forced phones in for trading I sold all my shit beforehand and this is left

At least I got to buy like 20 games.

>you will never experience vs Saxton Hale/Freak Fortress 2 for the first time again
>you will never get to grief and fuck around on maps like cp_cyberpunk
>you will never run into any fun admins who liked to give god mode to everyone on the server to intentionally break the server for shits and giggles over and over again

It has no class limits or weapon bans in 6v6 only. I haven't played it myself, but I usually hear you'd be better off just playing an actual comp league.

Recently, TF2 competitive introduced a global weapon banlist. It was a surprise.

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>that one custom server youll never get to play on again

Whats her name Cred Forums

nor/mlp/eople v2 server
I miss the old golden days.

Any valve server
FUCK sv_pure 1

First time I played that mode was on the old Cred Forums server. Filled with memes and faggots and it was glorious.

>tfw it hasn't gotten more than 4 players in years.

>Vagineer is 8 years old

What does sv_pure 1 even do, I hear everyone complain about it killing all the good servers

Why did Valve implement it

>You will never play early zombie fortress
>All those late nights playing on Asylum, cliffside and that stupid one where engies can close off all entrances with dispensers
>Youll never use the broken blaut medic + heroic perk to take on 20+ zombies and live
>All those rounds of early breakfloor

my favorite community server shutdown after mym update
90% of my 2000 hours were on there so i just quit the game
this thread makes me want to reinstall though

Have an affordable in-house public/private dedicated server hosting service and a "classic" mode, a mode available both as a server setting and a casual/competitive setting that replicates the 2007 tf2 experience by using the original weapon stats, forced stock loadouts and, in the case of casual/comp. restricting the map selection to the original six plus a small batch of newer maps chosen by the community (since i know the original six aren't really that much beloved). It might also make more sense to start off the classic mode as a weekend event, since timed events might attract more people initially.

Alternatively, they could make TF3 or a side-game already.

What sucks is that it looks great with cheaters lament but due to how it's tilted on some characters makes it look weird.

>TF2 minigame server
>glass floor matches
>that one fucking dickhead Sniper who shot the floor underneath his own teammates at the start of the round

it was ME

Don't have any rare hats (unless you count a genuine Prinny Hat as rare), so I'll post this instead.

Mistake was a free to play

>Playing Brony Furtress 2 when Overwatch has been already released

>friend gave me a craft # pomson that isnt a single/triple digit nor 69 for no fucking reason
>want to sell it but its a bitch to price it
fuck

I

don't think Overwatch is fun

damn i've always wanted an >100 craft weapon

You're late.

You can play both you know.

>there is no real tf2 bball league/constant tournies
The only real fun competitive mod and no one fucking wants to play it.

Overwatch got boring.

what number is it?

1. Stop leaving every update in the hands of the community
2. Remember how to develop video games
3. Properly balance the weapons and classes
(they've said they're going to make a pyro update, at least)
4. Remove any and all awful cosmetic items from the game
5. Allow casuals to be casual while maintaining a decent matchmaking system
6. Stop pandering to the horrible, niche comp scene
7. Give up, cut your losses and make TF3 instead

>those big city maps you could explore and fuck around on

>a total of ONE hero has good mobility options
yeah pass

Pull a Runescape and just rerelease the vanilla version with minor bug fixes.

Like who really wants a shitty number for a shitty gun?

>4. Remove any and all awful cosmetic items from the game
Just have an an option to not be able to see cosmetics/unusual effects.

Not only will it please Vanilla purists but it would also help weaker computers run better.

I don't think TF3 could ever make a roster of characters as lovable/memorable as the current mercenaries

It makes me sad thinking there will be a day when we have to say goodbye to the Soldier

I'm interested dude give me a price range you want for it

But then the Genuine Unusual Flaming Dildo faggots who busted out 1000's of $s on this dying games will throw a fit, and we can't have that, now can we?

it's my favorite combination with the pyro

It's just a option, you don't have to use it.

>TF3 comes out
>it has the same cast as TF2

Problem solved.

Considering how horribly saturated this game is, probably Cheater's Lament.

You do not seem to understand the mindset of a typical cosmetics faglord. They NEED others to see how big their E-peen is.

10th class when

>TF3 comes out
>Same cast
>Hats and cosmetics dont tranfer over
>Brand new fresh of air game

I would cum and drown in all the merchant tears

I actually wouldn't mind that option in addition to my point, the game has gotten pretty bloated over the years. But I want to straight up remove all the shit cosmetics, the biggest problem with TF2 right now is the abysmal community Mann-conomy bred.

Some (engineer?) classes' VAs are retired or possibly dead.

I had a dream lately that both #6 and #7 were out

Was disappointed to find out they weren't

Soldier Medal, which is really the only cosmetic that matters to me

#6 is coming soon apparently, sometime before November

Nah, as great as the TF2 cast is, that'd be lazy as fuck.

TF3 would have to utilize new characters that fit either 70's or 80's stereotypes.

Also if we do get TF3 I'd honestly want it to take place in Australia's EPCOT esc. future.

Do they outnumber the people who would like it?

>sometime before November
How'd you know that?

>TF3 comes out
>completely new cast
>except the soldier is there too with no explanation given

>tfw no TF2 movie

When companies like Squareenix wastes millions on one. Imagine if Valve made a 30min movie to create more publicity and oldfags to play again....

>>except the soldier is there too with no explanation given
kek
I actually see that one happen

Can't we just have a very old soldier?

~3 keys is what I'm thinking at the moment.

Yea robin walker and that other guy that made TFC and TF2 are still there.

The Cred Forums Party Van server?
Its still up its just nobody plays on it

Hell id be down to hop on for old times sake, still has all the fucking audio clips for everyone to spam

Should i make a new thread to get peoples attention or what

Just find somebody that sounds like him.

It doesn't matter - they make up the bulk of market/store purchases and trades, and therefore they matter most.

Last time artist/writer talked about the comic they said they were just finishing up the sixty-first page of the seventy page issue. That was like a week ago.

fuck it do it.

It just won't be right.

You said it, nigga.
youtu.be/oZRKozAzZmY

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It's silly to want that as Valve aren't going to rework classes.

That said, if it's just "make an optimal change to the class", I'd give pyro what all the classes have - a solid theme for both offense and defense.

Class - Defense - Offense

Scout - Mobility - DPS
Sniper - Range - OHKO
Spy - Misdirection - Mix of OHKO, Stunlock+HPtick for sappers, and some DPS with Revolver
Soldier - All-rounder - Short-term Burst damage
Demoman - Area denial - Alternate DPS/OHKO
Heavy - High HP - Close-range Cull
Pyro - ??? - ???
Medic - Regeneration/Periodic Invul - Boost-sharer/provider
Engineer - Minions - Minions

(all numbers are guesses, subject to tweaks)
Flamethrower particles would leave a cloud of heat-distortion and embers for 2s that can set enemy players alight. The particles used to create this effect would decay quicker if the Pyro moves at all during their existence. Afterburn lasts longer and is harder to put out - it cancels Medigun healing for 2-5s depending on how hard the target has been alit, and entering water merely doubles the timer's rate. Spies ignore these changes, and take halfed damage from all fire sources. Health packs knock 2/5/10 seconds off the timer. The direct damage from the main flamethrower particles is reduced to compensate. Airblasts efficacy is based on the target's current HP. 175 HP matches the standard. Classes with 50HP or less are sent flying and are stunned for several seconds. Ubered targets are still barely affected.

The result is that Pyro no longer vies pointlessly for DPS with better suited classes, but instead tags important targets with afterburn to counter healing and put pressure on an eventual retreat to kill an otherwise lengthy damage tick. The Pyro can spray fire over an arc and leave a wave of afterburn particles for 2s, meaning that in a set-up position he can frustrate and baffle movement and Spy-check over a large area - provided the enemy can't bait him to move.

Pyro - Frustration - Healthtick

>Should i make a new thread
Not necessary, this thread seems fine enough. I think everyone who's still interested in TF2 is in here anyways.

nevermind its down temporarily as of two days ago

You really think those same autist are going to stop using mom's credit card because their upset about a option?

I played it the other day for the first time since Mecha-Engineer update
They nerfed Axetinguisher hard, fuck that

Hire people who actually have more than 100 hours in TF2.
Make the game not run like complete shit
Let players turn off cosmetics in graphics settings
Fix competitive matchmaking
Balance all the broken weapons
Add new ones that are actually interesting

When they released the meet the heavy sfm shit and people just went ham for a few months on it were great.
youtube.com/watch?v=RHeipUKdRWE

>Tfw when you alternate between Tf2 and dirty bomb because NO GOOD FPS OUT

Battlefield 1 looked interesting but I can tell it's the same fucking game re-released with a new skin.

You can argue logic back and forth, but that's not how the world works. I agree it'd be a great addition that might even make me consider redownloading this shit game, but it simply won't happen.

>TF3 comes out
>they just reuse the old engineer lines or splice them together like in youtube videos

>You can argue logic back and forth, but that's not how the world works.
*Tips fedora*

Yeah, fuck you too nigger. I hope you enjoyed this little chat.

I still don't know what was happening.

It's horrifying.
youtu.be/LQruSDik1-g

I had the most fun playing as a medic.
no on expects a cross bolt to the face.

>leave Overwatch because of how it's 6v6 and how there's no "time to breathe" in the games
>Battlefield 1 looks like shit
>go back to tf2 after years
>have fun

TF2's style and play is something that can't be matched

It's amazing how bad tf2's competitive matchmaking is compared to dota 2 and cs:go and overwatch

I got bored thirty hours in.

Overwatch is shit because it's more ASSFAGGOTS than FPS. You just can't happily carry a team like you can in pub TF2.

This is actually an really interesting idea to give him some greater purpose and utility for his team. I'd also suggest that maybe flame colors change depending on what team you are (RED has normal orange/ BLU gets blue flames) so players would be able to tell whether said 2s heat-distoration will inflect on them or the enemy.

Have you though about emailing this to Valve? I doubt they read shit but who knows user.

I can relate.

That's because it took them eight (8) years after release to implement it

Valve really doesn't give a shit anymore which is an honest to god shame.

I'd buy it.

Despite being casual in its mechanics, Overwatch is terrible for casual play.

By that I mean, plugging in the game for 15 minutes to dick around. The rigid map/server/playerslot options means you can't do much to play the way you want.

The money they made being awesome went to their heads which made them not-awesome.

>go on Cred Forums server.
>been a long time since i had been on there.
>start downloading a fuck ton of things.
I forgot how many sound-clips this server had.

What's this from, competitive?

that was an awful server the admins would always switch to one team and spam admin commands

>Hey Overwatch is gaining huge popularity
>Should we focus a lot on our multiplayer cartoon style FPS???
>lol no just slap competitive on it
>oh and some hats

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Just startup themes they added with competitive.

Thanks for the kind words. I sincerely doubt Valve would understand game theory to this extent, and honestly the principles of assessment I'm using here aren't original to me - if Valve was motivated they could easily spot what my analysis found and more in the game*. I'm happy just to share with anons and the odd not-dire youtube thread and appreciate the game for what it is.

Coloured flames are a pretty good idea - members of the blue team look weird on fire as it is. I thought about making the distortion see-through for teammates, so it obscures the vision of enemies (Snipers in particular would hate seeing through the haze) but your own doods could shoot away, letting the Pyro act as a visual barrier to an important outpost.

*Gunslinger Engie as seperate class

Just the retarded ones

t. one of the admins

Still figuring out what that engi was thinking.
It is more confusing when you know the actual map.

I used to have a Team Captain that I bought off the store when it was on sale
Wish I still had it but when I quit TF2 I liquidated as much as I could for steam bucks.

kill me.

Vintage Brigade Helm that I don't have anymore

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I'm still sad Scotty's Pub turned into a 24/7 dustbowl server overnight, I loved that server.

Post your favorite outfits

just ignore the cancer loadout

Nothing but fucking around and trading shit for hours on end

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Setting up a sentry to cover E while his Scout friends back cap

Heavy approves this picture

later.

>So, what do you want for Pyro Update?
Make flames hitscan
Turn stock into the "damage" gun
Make it like the quake LG, double range but much tighter stream encouraging good aim
Airblast cost increased to 75

Make degreaser the "airblast" gun
Reduce airblast cooldown to 0.6s to match demos weapons and revert switch back to 66%. Add a large damage penalty to encourage secondary use.

Revert phlog to how it used to be.
Restore health but no invincibility.

Remove RS from pyro

Revert axtinguisher to the love & war update

Let powerjack overheal again, reduce speed bonus to 10%, increase health on kill to 50

Homewrecker now has 75% KB resistance while active and 200% damage bonus (one shot level 2s)
Can no longer remove sappers

Give afterburn ramp up depending on # of particles hit in succession
Fix all the bugs plaguing the class

It was fun harrassing him when he was streaming this the one time.

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sv_pure blocks client side mods and skins.
they implemented it so people would buy their dumb fucking skins.

I know Valve has been doing less of a good job on the game as of recent but I sincerley believe any and all criticism/ideas should be heard and considered (within reason) very the betterment of the game. Even if said idea/assemsnet wasn't origonally yours someone womehwere should atleast show it to them in the small bit of hope that tehy do see the idea and playtest to see how well it would function in action.
>Gunslinger Engie as seperate class
I'm not sure where you're going with that.

>remember playing the xbox version
>jump taunting everyone
shit was amazing

Did any new custom gamemodes come out in recent years? I've played almost all of them; I think Slender Fortress was the most recent one.

Better yet, are there any populated servers which run older modes like Fort Wars? That was the shit back in my day.

>not a single 'Barneyfag' reply

Am I dreaming?

I miss valve servers. Casual MM sucks dick.

more like to stop wall hackers/animation exploiters

they only let it on for so long to support skin and model makers on the banana

New ones and keep some of the old ones around as skins or just side characters.

Tiny Little Robots
Great times there.

It could still be up for all I know but I haven't played in years.

>more like to stop wall hackers/animation exploiters
You can do that without disabling everything else. Sv_pure reads from a whitelist file.

ya and if doesn't match because you altered the contents of the file it kicks you, the only other way is to load with a third party engine

you know, something delectable and can be differentiated between someone wanting to install a skin

I have double that. And people probably have double what I have. No regrets.

Snack Shack.

I only wish I really had them

>ya and if doesn't match because you altered the contents of the file it kicks you
Err no? It just doesn't load the skin.

Might post more when I finish playing Deus Ex.

>tfw vote maps that would play What Is Love by Haddaway while you bang on the door to the map you want to play next in TFC

I miss Voting Maps. Sure it was needless, but at least it made voting fun.

point still stands, there is a reson things are the way they are

I find the loudest whiners about sv1 are the cheaters, anyone with enough know how to install a skin has moved on to community servers and thinking mod skins could ever be used in comp is a joke

VSH still manages to be fun after all these years

I actually have #62, get fucked kiddo.

New years eve on my favourite community server.
Must have spent a good 2000 hours playing on there.
Now it's dead, along with all the other Australian servers. It's just VALVe shit and a bunch of trade maps.
I still miss all the guys who played on there. The closest thing I had to friends

You can't trade with a VAC ban? I've been doing it this entire time with no problem.
Since TF2 is dying I sold most of my inventory and cashed out, made $440~.

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Well, maybe I will. It's obvious that the major talent in Valve is spending its time and energy on other projects, and whether the group doing what is effectively maintenance on TF2 would grasp or care is hard to tell, which makes it tricky to word an email. I can think of a polite and straight-forward manner for phrasing it however, so I think I'll give it a bash.

GS Engie isn't actually the primest example of a bud-off class derived from one of the nine, but I like to use it as a way to make people think. I picture an overall-wearing dude with a toothpick, sideburns, oily rags dangling out of pockets - The Mech. He moves slower than the Engie but has 150 HP, and different buildings. First, the mini-sentry. Second, a heal-pulsar, which triggers if an injured team-mate is in range for 2s - it emits a pulse that restores 50% max HP to all team-mates in range, then recharges for 5s. Upgrades increase the range and decrease the charge-up times. Third, a bomb-lobber, that functions between an arcing grenade launcher and mortar and which periodically fires over an arc until it runs out of ammo or is destroyed, no targets needed. I've had this idea rolling around my head for maybe a month now; he'd share many items with the engineer, similar to the Soldier and Demoman, but would replace the unconnected tasks of portals and dispensors from the mobile combat sentry gunner with a new ability to provide a short-term stop-gap with his heal pulsar and mortar.

You can't trade with a VAC ban that applies to TF2. You can with a ban for Goldsrc games, or with a ban for newer Source games (that use their own banlists)

I have a VAC from TF2 from idling a long ass time ago and still sold everything just fine.

Maybe I'm just a lucky boy.
A Pizza Boy.

You just made me open up TF2 for the first time in many months ;_; With a loadout like this, you obviously have no choice but to never use the minigun. Suprisingly fun once you get good at it. People don't expect you to be that fast.

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It was my first screenshot that I ever took.

The best custom map in all of TF2 is cyberpunk
Still the king.
Harbl and original mariokart come close, they're all so good.

Good night, Snack Shack.

The owner did a lot of giveaway to get people on his server, but what did it is how he allows people to music spam, and all of his maps were customs with good mods. It's quickly became a fun server with a fun community to play with, it's a real shame its went down the drain like tears in the rain just because one of the halloween update fucked with all the mods he had.

It's then became the Breakfast Bungalow since someone else took the torch, but its didn't last as long, someone else tried to revive it as the lunch lounge but each time they would announce the server was up, nobody came to play but me

I love to explore maps and play mods so i never stick on the same shit for long, but places like the Snack Shack will always have a special place in my heart.

>Coloured flames are a pretty good idea - members of the blue team look weird on fire as it is.

Any time I'm Pyro and I see a blu guy on fire I get confused and try to airblast him then flame him some more to cover both my bases.

I just want the update to be something that will give the pyro a new playstyle. All he can do is W+M1 or degreaser combo.

chainsaw weapon when

>tfw TF2 will never be the same

re... remember me?

Nerfed into the fucking ground.
More useless than the standard bottle..

I was thinking molotovs, but afterburn is already strong as hell in the current game.

One of the only reasons I played Demo, or 2fort

Good luck on that email friend.

As for your GS separate class thought, I feel Engie could still more or less fill that role. The entire point of weapon unlocks is to change the class functions while still keeping their basic roles. Despite what the game says, Engie is surprisingly more support then not with his Teliporter's and Dispensers. I feel if they want to promote more Offensive based Engie's then pull an Equalizer and convert the mini-sentry to it's own PDA and the Gunslinger do it's own thing.

The Mini-PDA could do something the lines of
+Build mini-sentry (Functions as Level 1 Sentry)
+Build Mini-Dispencer (Function as Level 2 Dispencer)
+Build Mini Teli (Functions as Level 3 Teli)
-Building can't be upgraded

This PDA would focus less on defense or more the Engies own constant movement, with fast buildings that help support his team while he goes around on the offense. The obvious downside being while his Teli help offensive pushes his Dispenser and Sentry are greatly crippled for long lasting defense.

>i meant to get banned
>the fact that it just so happened during a massive banwave of a cheating program that went undetected for years before this point is mere coincidence i swear

it will never stop being funny

the only thing vac does is check for foreign processes attaching themselves to the game executable, it doesn't even detect things like wallhacks

there's no way you got vac banned just for idling

>Be a gibus player (not F2P)
>Took 5 months to gather 9 ref
>Ask a buddy to buy me a ticket, tell him the keep the change for being the 'Delivery boy'
>Play an Expert Mannworks with buddies
>Complete 1 expert tour
>Got Diamond Sticky Launcher
>I'm an engineer/pyro main
>I dont like Sticky launcher
>Gift the Diamond launcher to my buddy, that also happens to be a Demo main

Then when he asked me why I was gifting that to him, I told him I dont really care
And honestly I dont really care
Fuck demos :v)

I was using an idle tool to get that golden wrench like literally everyone else.

>nerfed caber into useless
>make combo grnade launcher/demoknight loadout worse
>made the claidemoarh sword a shitty katana
>made bison even more garbage
>give crit-a-cola a minor nerf
K valve.

there is an explanation, he's like Lobo. He's banned from heaven and hell.

>stopped playing 6 years ago, the same week mannconomy came to town
youtube.com/watch?v=6P-MKyb_h3I This was spammed back then.

>but afterburn is already strong as hell in the current game.
Are we playing the same game?

>point still stands, there is a reson things are the way they are
Yeah because valve wants people to see their overpriced skins when they're watching twitch. Same reason why viewmodels are forced even though 99% of the competitive community doesn't fucking use them.

>anyone with enough know how to install a skin has moved on to community servers
There are no community servers. Valve pubs are the only option if you want vanilla TF2.

>thinking mod skins could ever be used in comp is a joke
Who said anything about comp? Why is it forced in casual when nobody gives a shit? And along with banning skins they blocked community fixes for valves fuckups like 4 slot grenade launcher, shells ejecting the wrong way, and fucked up uber textures or the texture overhaul mod.

>tf team fixed the quantum crouch exploit
>they've been patching bugs the day after they're discovered
>biggest VAC wave in history
>they linked to frompyrowithlove

Not as many as I thought I had

I wish they would remove other play styles across the board, especially for Demoman. Let's take the most useful class in the game, replace his most useful weapon with something that lets him charge across the map faster than Dead Ringer. Then let's make him take reduced afterburn and explosive damage so frontline assault classes can't stop him from zipping around. Lastly, let's make sure he crits at the end of his charge because simply resisting two devastating types of damage isn't enough of a buff. There, now we have another attack class crippling the enemy front lines but not taking out their sentry nests making the Demoknight useless as a teammate and annoying but ultimately useless as an enemy.

Honestly what were they thinking?

>tf team fixed the quantum crouch exploit
No they didn't, they fixed some potential griefing spots. Quantum crouch can't be fixed without fucking with rocket jump mechanics.

I was giggling like a mad man when I took this

>there's an engineer skin in Paladins
what did they mean by this

Meet Your Match was really, REALLY shit so they basically have to work on double time for damage control.

Besides, you also forgot they day before quantum crouching fix they broke Engineer.
That was the 14th update. The newest update reads
>Fixed a case where crouching was used to see outside of the playable area. This could be exploited to place buildings at invalid locations.
So unless they're lying quantum crouching should be dead.

I can't see how they possibly could have without breaking competitive soldier. ctapping is a side effect of quantum crouch.

Whenever I play pyro I just keep burning them for a split second before pushing them behind a corner and running off.
And then you show up behind them because dustbowl is so fucking crowded.

>I don't understand shiot about the community

No one used those failure pile textures on the banana, people only started using those skins when it became a show of wealth, so that aregument is faceceis in itself

Also way to not comprehend that flanking is a big part of tf2, and having a pc that can play the game contently at high fov is buying an advantage as well as nerfing the spy into oblivion and making scout a whole hell of a lot worse


Also good to see you don't play tf2, community servers STILL outnumber valve servers, the one you just like is gone

deal

>Who said anything about comp
>your first point of this post is "comp layers don't use it"

>implying community fixs are perfect and bug free

they are about the same quality if not lower then the bug fixes we get from valve nigga

Going through my TF2 screenshots is like looking through a family photo album.

It saddens me.

Luck isn't real, but I appreciate the sentiment.

>The entire point of weapon unlocks is to change the class functions while still keeping their basic roles.
I argue that this is oxymoronic, as class functionality is synonymous with role. An unlock ought to tweak parametres so a class is better optimised for specific circumstances at a cost to the rest - it shouldn't change the service it provides to the team altogether.

The Engineer is a staggered set-up class, designed to establish and maintain control over a major junction for several minutes at a time. The Gunslinger's mini-sentry is completely incapable of doing this*, and is instead a speedier stop-gap solution. Even using fuzzy heuristics, this is a change stark enough to totally alter the playstyle and role of an Engineer. The deployment and use of Dispensers and Teleporters becomes a disconnected afterthought from the main experience of direct combat and mini-sentry usage, which a part of me thinks is unbalanced if not unfair.

The Mechanic concept is intended to add needed depth to the role of mini-sentry deployer, while creating distance from the Engie's existing role and filling new niches in the design space - I elected for an automated arcing grenade device and a periodic healing mechanism, detaching ammunition resupplies and movement aids (teleporters) to a class who has more reason to personally mind them. The pressure of creating a more offensive-based Engineer is then removed altogether.

you're

ugly

>war mongering sterotype
>faceless
Pls, the dude's about as much of a goofball as he can be. Plus he has a face.

Glad you're not in charge of the Tf2 dev team.
You'd probably remove entire game modes.

>Try out Saxton Hale for the first time
>Having a fun time, were standing our ground against Saxton
>Everyone dies after a while, and it's only leaves one scout up
>It's becomes a wild goose chase for dead people to see, nothing but pure waiting
>Same thing goes on for a few round, finally leave
>Notice a (custom) server for Saxton Hale
>Power ups, death timer that kills off people one by one if it's takes too long, fun bosses that aren't just Saxton, instant pyro if everyone is dead and there's no running away from this fight for both the boss and the player
>Have a fun ass time, join the server's group for the spell bonus you can have
>Someone on steam notice me i joined a furfag group and had me banned from the Cred Forums server
>Quit the group, join back Cred Forums
>Mfw as i still played on that server because its was way too fun not to

Damn shame its got fucked up by a update, i loved playing on that one. I tried last time with a buddy of mine but the server was empty like shit

>no one used those textures

>and having a pc that can play the game contently at high fov is buying an advantage as well as nerfing the spy into oblivion
What the fuck are you babbling about? How does FoV have anything to do with skins?

>Also good to see you don't play tf2, community servers STILL outnumber valve servers
Yeah and all of them are empty except for dumb shit like vsh and cp_orange.

>your first point of this post is "comp layers don't use it"
Disabling viewmodels has nothing to do with skins retard.

>implying community fixs are perfect and bug free
People wouldn't be using them if they weren't.

>they are about the same quality if not lower then the bug fixes we get from valve nigga
Yeah that's why grenade launcher is still fucked 8 years later.
gamebanana.com/skins/144671

Go back to r/pcmasterrace valve cocksucker.
is English even your first language you fucking brain damaged monkey?
>so that aregument is faceceis in itself

I would like to know this incident as well.

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>play tf2 for the first time
>Notice all these unique map names in server browser
>pick a random one
>its some indoor map
>gfur all over the walls
>On the ceiling and floors too
>Oh god what is this
>8 years later im gay for dicks

What a wild ride its been

The engi is on defence.
Don't you see the colour red?

Golden Machine Gun

I remember when I found one of their servers while building up my favorites list at the time. It became my goto server ever since then. But ever since the owner ended the servers, I can't imagine anyone else making something like GMG. It was definetly something of it's own.

I miss the fun Halloweens when they actually gave a shit.

Despite Valve doing jack shit, I thought the 2015 Halloween was the best one they had in a while considering the last two before that were pretty lame.

Lakeside_Event will always be the best one though.

>12,000 dl

>out of a community of hundreds of thousands

Unless you believe that its the same 60k people every day, that number is a drop in the bucket

>Yeah and all of them are empty except for dumb shit like vsh and cp_orange.

Don'y make me boot and screenshot, we both know this meme is bullshit

>implying 12,00 people, if it is even 12,000 are a suitable test team for bug testing

Because every player who downloaded that defiantly went and tested in on every map, server, and mode the commuinty has ever made

try no reported bug, most likely because no one noticed because the test size is so small

>implying the gl being broken isn't part of the games charm, and not an enduring bug to tf team

I bet if you put up a poll literaly anywhere people will tell you to leave the glitch launcher because it has been ingrained into the fabric of tf from the beginning

You claim to know the community, but you seem to only have knowledge of only one, very small community

comp tf2 is like 5000 players, literaly nobody

even advanced weaponizer has more fans then comp tf2

>tfw found a good community server a week ago
>tfw its almost always 60% full, and fills up on weekends
>rotation is 100% custom maps

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The most I have ever seen someone have in tf2 hours in 11k. I think it was on a steam review somewhere, but know that there's someone on the planet thats sunk more time into it than you.

>Cred Forums server

IP?

Are there any servers that are classic only without all the hats and new weapons?

Id?

This is recently. Don't feel like looking too hard.

IP or gtfo

>lore
>TF2

jesus fucking christ.

not every backstory and narrative is fucking lore you faggots

My point still stands like the walls of Jericho!

Before Joshua came creeping down, that is.

>The Gunslinger's mini-sentry is completely incapable of doing this

I'm not the guy you're talking to but I disagree.

The engineer maintains his core role of controlling an area as long as you take a more active role in working together to control it with your mini sentry. That's why the Gunslinger gives you more health, because you need to be out there with your mini rather than just sitting behind it in a Rancho Relaxo taunt.

On its own it keeps Scouts under control, and together with your shotgun you can take out larger classes as well. I've held control points with a mini and I'm pretty bad at the game.

It deploys fast and costs little metal so you don't need to worry about repairing it since it being destroyed isn't the worst thing in the world. Set it up and let it catch enemies off guard. When they turn to take it out, surprise them from behind and shotgun them.

You need to put your dispenser and tele a bit back since the mini sentry can't be expected to guard it.

why does Heavy always look so goddamn happy when he dies

Not him but do you really expect him to post the IP here and have it fucking invaded by memespouting autists?
I want him to post it too but I can why he wouldn't

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Is game kill or no?
This thread is making me want to reinstall

>he thinks the diamond weapons are worth anything

That does make sense, yeah

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something like it myself in the server browser eventually

The game will die when WoW will die

>Halloween
>Gifts spawning
>First to find it gets the stuff
>Enter server where they are taking turns
>I snipe it from someone
>Everyone on the server is steaming mad at me

60 hours got bored no advanced movement everything railroaded
200 replies in and you decide to show up

>out of a community of hundreds of thousands
Bug fixes make up 50% of the top downloads on TF2 gamebanana.

>implying 12,00 people, if it is even 12,000 are a suitable test team for bug testing
Compared with the 5 valve has on the TF2 staff?

>and tested in on every map, server, and mode the commuinty has ever made
Why the fuck would you need to do this? It's replacing a texture not rewriting half the code in the game.

>implying the gl being broken isn't part of the games charm
>IT'S NOT A BUG A FEATURE
>PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH GABE
>t. valvedrone

>comp tf2 is like 5000 players, literaly nobody
And yet valve spent 3 years working on a competitive update because they realized the underage brony money isn't going to last forever. Do you have ANY idea how much cash Valve makes off CSGO by comparison? It's a multi billion dollar economy.

Trade offer link if you want to: steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=48266966&token=a--s1qUv

Otherwise add me: steamcommunity.com/id/MI6zombieguy92/

still the 3rd most played game on steam

>Back when spectators could snatch presents

The initial confusion rapidly turned into such seething hatred, it was comical

That wasn't a VACban buddy.

>play spy
>med crits me
>stab and kill medic with crit shank
Always makes me giggle.

the only thing I can remember from the event with the Horsemann was 8 Scouts on both teams all trying to get the spawned gifts.

>Don'y make me boot and screenshot, we both know this meme is bullshit
Don't worry I'll do it for you.

East coast primetime there are 7 servers available that are close to full out of which you've got
Skial which uses bot controlled players and has ads
GSHOCK which has hackers on staff

So really all you've got is no heroes 24/7 badwater/goldrush or 24/7 turbine.
Wow what an amazing selection.

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What server and map is that? I've been trying so hard to get away from the [FF] servers

It's been the third most played game on steam for ages. The only games that top it are CS:GO and DOTA 2.
It consistently has around 55k players and peaks at 70k+ on weekends.
Don't worry, it's still alive and well.

oh no a teek player
who are you

>/SM_CSAY FUCK THIS NOISE

I love it when admins fail this hard

I don't actually have pure is it okay if i add you and you can look through my bp

I thought that was Strelok at first just because of his hair.

>scorch shot when you can easily land those flares
cmon

Sure, I guess if you have something decent in it.

Yeah okay fucking know-it-all

>Can no longer remove sappers

>gamebanna
>having even 5% of the tf2 playerbase visit it ever

sure is a good metric you got there

And the entire community bug tests now, its literaly the only way to do it and you get results in 10 min to 8 hours. Unlike paying a team of 10 mouths to find a fraction of what the community would find in seconds.
So ya it is tiny itty bity test team.

>replacing a texture has never affected anything ever

>Literary is broght in tf2 forums everywhere and the blog post several times about how valve, and some community memesters, which outnumber the comp community still because they are the smallest and always will be, love the gl loading glitch

OK be upset, your still in the minority ;^)


>3 years

Yes, it was a team cosntantly working on it for three years, not started and stopped fior 3 years straight

That sounds like the valve I know, working hard instead of looking for the easy way out!

Also CS has always been bigger then tf, comparing economies is a farce and we both know it


go back to whatever echo chamber convinced you that you are some kind of right, because its opinions and you are in the minority

HL2 had its 10th 2 years ago, and I think everyone knows a whole lot of nothing happened. TF2 will be no different other than just turning on the noise makers and bouncy balls, and the FTPs running around with party hats

>land a scorch in a group
>Everyone is ignited

you can never go back

Engineer main here, I see nothing wrong with that change.

Thats fucking me LEL

>Git gud with the Detonator
>Can ignite groups just like the scorch does, minus having to wait for the second flare to explode
>Get better jumps
>Gibs people when you kill them with a mid-air explosion flare
>Has a great firing sound

I still think the Shotgun is the best Pyro secondary weapon, but the Detonator is definitely my favorite.

I am a medic main but I'd just like to remind you all that spies are dirty jews.

Told you senpai

>having even 5% of the tf2 playerbase visit it ever
You just said the playerbase is hundreds of thousands of players, that one skin has 150 thousand downloads so which is it?

>And the entire community bug tests now
>Releasing broken shit and fixing it after the fact is bug testing now
>It's okay when valve does it!

>replacing a texture has never affected anything ever
It's a fucking picture, you're telling me changing that is going to somehow make players explode or noclip out of the map? You have no idea what you're talking about stop talking out of your ass.

>love the gl loading glitch
[citation needed]

>Yes, it was a team cosntantly working on it for three years, not started and stopped fior 3 years straight
>That sounds like the valve I know, working hard instead of looking for the easy way out!
oh really because you said the exact opposite about valve just a few minutes ago
>they are about the same quality if not lower then the bug fixes we get from valve nigga
so is valve lazy or not?

>Also CS has always been bigger then tf, comparing economies is a farce and we both know it
TF2 was bigger than CSS, it's only when CSGO came out that had competitive support from the very beginning did it explode in popularity.

And?

Reminder that TF2 LITERALLY has a reddit item in it

We're dangerously close to bump limit, but post renames

over 2-3 year?

I can find shit nightcore with millions of views, once again not a good metric

>its ok when valve dose it!

No, that is just the way the world works

Even valve doesn't have the money to test every update with every variable of machine, drivers, and launch options

they just make sure it plays then push it out the door to patch, its how update driven games have been run across the board for the past 2-3 years

>replacing a texture has never broken anything ever

Valve themselves have broken shit replacing textures, and you want to fight about if this is possible?

>[citation needed]
We could say the same about the "overwhelming" outcry to fix the gl animation

you opened the door, with no citation of your own I might add so suck it up and get meme'd on

>He thinks this is a contradiction

Hard work=/=good work

learn to basic logic scrub

Also add CS 1.6 numbers to CSS, and factor in the fact at the height of its popularity CS was CoD levels of popular

tf and cs's popularity are incomparable

Get it?

I don't think so? I fused two ancient ytp jokes for mine. Gonna take a shot in the dark and say a Thomas ytp for yours?

I'm being entry level as fuck and nobody can stop me

youtube.com/watch?v=C-trK0xJvG8

Oh, that shows the last time I've seen American Pyscho

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I have a Frontier Justice named "Your revenge, for mine".

>TF2 thread hitting bump limit
Pleasant surprise.

Does anyone else want them to make the missing Arena maps koth compatible? It is triggering my OCD and I really like Offblast. Watchtower, Lumberyard, Byre, Ravine

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>I can find shit nightcore with millions of views
You said hundred of thousands, stop moving the goalposts.

>No, that is just the way the world works
No that's how VALVE thinks the world works because they haven't had any competition in years.
You don't see blizzard putting out blatantly broken content.

>Even valve doesn't have the money to test every update with every variable of machine, drivers, and launch options
They frequently miss even the most obvious bugs. A very recent one with the building area changes blocked many common sentry spots. That should have been the first fucking thing they looked at before shipping it.

>Valve themselves have broken shit replacing textures, and you want to fight about if this is possible?
again [citation needed] point to me a single update where replacing textures broke something without touching the code in any way whatsoever.

>We could say the same about the "overwhelming" outcry to fix the gl animation
That's not how arguments work dipshit. You made a claim and you didn't have evidence to back it up, you pulled shit out of your ass.

>you opened the door, with no citation of your own I might add so suck it up and get meme'd on
I didn't claim anything, I said the bug exists nothing else.

>Also add CS 1.6 numbers to CSS
You can't add two games together and compare it to 1.

>and factor in the fact at the height of its popularity CS was CoD levels of popular
CS 1.6 has sold 12m copies according to steamspy
Call of duty on average sells upwards of 20 million

>Hard work=/=good work
These mental gymnastics you're doing are really impressive

>spent countless hours on balloon race and wacky races
fuck man, take me back

youtube.com/watch?v=8DPMGcb7EGw

n00b

You have around 16,000 hours?

Yes over 2 years

If we factor in the players base over years rather then a few days, it expands to millions

Shit metric is shit

>what is every blizzard launch

Go to the forums the next time a wow expatiation launches

seriously, it is that way, you are just too close to tf2 that you don't see that it is exactly the same for every other update heavy game


>glitches happen

No shit, and they also fixed it in about a day

And no, if you want evidence you are also expected to present evidence, and saying you don't like a visual glitch is really saying I don't like how this looks, objectively

so unless you are making a plee of your own personal opinion to valve, gib proof

Ya it sold 12 million in 1996 faggot

You don't seem to realize that is like 30-40 million copies today


point out how professional coders can't do better work them amutures work while being lazy

Hell be lazy is most coders mantra