Reject

Are you 12?

It's okay if you're a girl, short girls are super cute.

If you're a guy you may as well kill yourself though.

this

At least you can beat all these.

Either kill yourself or hope you can pull off being a cute trap user.

Except for the ones at the end.

tfw havent fapped to a single asanagi foujin because I'm too retarded and laxy to get exhentai to work

>TFW I've seen a scrawny lil' mexican guy that works at the market, and he's like 5'0".

Poor guy.

Yeah but that's also depressing because they're all ridiculously stacked and I'm flatter than the flattest board.

sauce?

user, guys aren't supposed to have tits. If you do it means you're fat.

L-LONDON?

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Good. It's made that way to keep retards like you who mistag shit and vote to expunge galleries that offend you out.

flat is okay if you have ass

Don't worry some guys are into that. Like Lewis Caroll and William the Conquerer.

you're just ahead of the curve user.

Granblue Fantasy.

thanks user
u are only one who suggested smthng

Why would you even assume I would waste the time and energy mistagging shit if I'm too lazy to get there in the first place. Thanks for the (You) I guess.

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What was implied here? Will men's brains continue to get larger, so less demand on the body or something?

And women will... well, just continue to be women?

>William the Conquerer.
don't you mean conqueror

isn't that the phone game? the one uematsu worked on?

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Maybe Star Ocean 2. Just purposefully fuck up the PAs and pair the girls up with the other men.

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I wish I got turned on by being rejected

Maybe then I'd actually make a first move instead of being a pussy

>flatter than the flattest board

Both ends of the spectrum are just as good.

Yes it is.

The secret to Artificial Academy 2 is editing the intelligence, strength, club rank, and compatibility stats of the character.

Illusion did the stereotypical Japanese school status based on how successful a student is. If a hideous, fat, otaku has the best scores and standing, everyone is nice to them. The world's top model will go ignored if their stats are low, so you definitely want to make sure there is zero in-between. The game flows much better that way.

In Artificial Academy 1, you edit for exact pairings. Skin color, hair color, and size are the largest factors. Many Japanese fans complained because their school of light skinned, dark haired, characters with glasses, were getting nowhere. It was due to saturation that their characters.

You have to set up flow charts for each and every character to have the most effective relationships in AA1.

but im not turned on becouse of that
i just like being sad n shit

You're either a pedo or a fag if you're hot for flat chests, user.

It's all about ratios. As long as you got a small cute butt and a half descent face you'll be fine.

i'm 186cm

Is d-frag being updated? I haven't read anything since chapter 60.

I don't think so, but the reaction images I've saved from what's done so far are great.

I'm 190, but I still feel only average here in Canuckia

>he doesn't like tall women
>he has to pursue womanlets due to his insecurities

There is literally nothing wrong with liking loli.

For all it's problems I rather liked the physical trait preferences of AA1 since it was more realistic. I hope AA3 combines both the social hierarchy mechanic of AA2 and psychical trait preference mechanic of AA1.

>i'm a fucking manlet
>still taller than the male MC
Is japan a country of midgets or do they make their MCs short so people feel less insecure.

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Post them all fgt.

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>wanting a woman that's taller than you

There's nothing wrong with fapping to drawings, I'll give you that.

Yes. Asians are short. Unless your ancestors got caught up in some communist breeding program like all the folks on their olympic basketball team

Wish I had a cute flat chested girl.

agreed

I'm conflicted

Average Japanese male is 171.5cm, or about
5'7.5"

The Chinese, however, can range from relatively short to enormous, especially in Northern China

Tittymonsters and fat asses are best.
(But I'd settle for a flattie if she's nice to me.)

Nothing to be conflicted, just look for a giant loli

Average male height in Japan is like 170cm.

>tfw you like tall girls and short girls equally

I'm not a picky person

Petite women are cute, and itty bitty mosquito bite tits manage to go full circle in terms of erotica. A flat chest also puts more focus on the navel, but that's not to say cow tits aren't just as great.

A flat butt is irredeemable though.

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>current year
>being a manlet.

London

>womanlet
>wants to be shorter than a scientifically proven inferior creature

>Not wanting a perfect little wife that you must protect. As is your duty as a man.

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a huge fag with shit taste?

Moreso because you go around spewing this garbage?

Because I'm %99.99 positive that you are a massive faggot.

But that's okay.

Smug anime image posters like yourself don't breed, so at least I don't have worry about you tainting the genepool with your worthless fucking braincells.

>Unironically wanting to be a cuck

Typical weeb, bet you make Feels threads too :^)

Why not both?

>you will never have a "girl who is so tall she is insecure about it" gf

Can you explain to me without memeing how getting rejected has anything to do with cucking?

To get cucked you have to be in a relationship so you have to have not been rejected at least once.

Guys don't care if you're short. Lots of guys feel powerful with short women.

Fucking REKT

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>Projecting this hard because he has to date short women so they're not taller than him.

How the fuck can you be smaller than 152cm.

Are you a midget?

t. never touched a woman

Damn straight. You can pick up little women and manhandle them the way they should be handled.

Not that I've actually been with a woman, but still.

It's not like midgets don't exist, user.

>Cred Forums creams themselves over Draphs
>not Harvins
smdh tbqh pham

But user, there are virtually no women taller than 6'2", I'd have to actively seek them out for a good while to find one taller than me.

>%99.99

The one true answer.

I hope I pull her.

>tfw 6ft
>mfw girls around 5'10

I pulled her but I don't have any worthwhile water characters or weapons so I can't really use her.

Women are meant to be dominated and impregnated by men. If you are so weak you need to target dwarves and even then remain single, you are the living proof of natural selection.

Mine is 1,74m.
Dem legs man

>tfw into shorter girls
>but also a manlet so it's harder to find anyone below my height

burn everything

>Women are meant to be dominated and impregnated by men

Which Granblue has the largest official bust measurement?

>tfw 6'3"
>Only date girls 5'4" or shorter

Maybe he's indonesian

>Indonesia 158 cm (5 ft 2 in) average male height

Why woukd you not choose the second from the left.

>fattest tits
>widest hips
>probably fattest ass
>best looking horns

s m h desu senpai

Does she have a natural big ass?
I'm after some 1.80m hoe.

you should kill yourself logically imo cause you have no chances to transmit your genes lmao

your existence is pointless

what race and spec should I play in legion?

Im 6'1 and its hard for me to find a woman taller than me. I have to deal with "womanlettes" and its whatever. I prefer a long slender body over a short body though

I'm using Altair, Silva, and S.Naru.

I'd like to drop an attacker for more utility.

Because women's breasts start to grow bigger from the hormones of pregnancy.

You get the best of both worlds, for a time, if you pick the one on the right.

Actually yeah, it's pretty big, but she has a slim figure, with wide hips.

Feral

>I-It can't be true!
>I'll post weebshit! That will show him!

¡ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ollǝɥ

>fattest tits
You probably shouldn't be listing downsides if you're trying to make her sound appealing

What race? I only play Alliance

why did i get banned again

You know what's up brother

Supreme taste.

>Woman are meant to be dominated and impregnated by men.
Wew lad

>Even debating this

Maybe Magisa.

Real life doesn't simulate anything, you doofus

>eats ice cream cone existentially

>Liking children and men
That's alright
But I don't care

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>womanlet
no such thing. shortstacks are the best and women are allowed to be short.

short not midgets like dodger

What do you think is cuter? Little girls, or ducks?

What's that say about you if you can't even fulfill your purpose to dominate a woman. A failure as a human being? Why should people listen to a self admitted failure's opinion on how things work.

>shortstacks
>not midgets
???

Post chest pls

Warrior then

HAHAHAHA FAGGOT

The fuck do you think shortstacks are?

Little ducks

There's a lot more to life than knocking up some slut.

thats a man right?

Do you have wide hips?
If so, LONDON

Midgets start at 4'8", shortstack starts around 5'1" or so.

Yggdrasil

>implying I haven't impregnated and dominated several women
> Why should people listen to
I don't care if you listen or not, you are already outside the gene-pool.
Go back to your cuckshed and prep some bulls.

I hope she pulls me.
waka waka

>tfw taller from all of them

still need a race buddy

Right, dwarf.

>we are never going to have sex with a woman
wew living life boys

Wow you fucked some tindersluts now youre a alpha huh user? I bet he took them to dinner first and he paid. Sure dominated them.

Jewish programming at work.

130cm > 142cm > 152cm > floor > 160cm

here you go

How do you feel about beast races?

>tfw 4'11" GF

>Have both these cuties.
>Play dark so I can't even use them.
Truly the cuck element.

Love 'em!

Nice video games you stupid fucking normalfags cancer.

This is a Granblue thread

Just rape and kill her user. Protip, if there is no relation between you and the victim, and you don't leave DNA or witnesses, there isn't shit the cops can do to find you.

Is this a fire emblem thread ?

> I bet he took them to dinner
What a fag. You even thing about allowing women to take control, that's the reason you'll be nothing more than a cuck.

>love slayers to death
>learn slayers had a collab with granblue
>started playing it
>learn that Lina and Naga were only for an event 9 months ago
Should I just drop the game now?

Buy a hooker?

Jesus Christ kill yourself

If the only reason you play GBF is for the slayers characters then yes, stop.

Reminder that 3D women are not important.

I wanna fug that shortstack.

this

"Hahaha he saw right through me ill call him a cuck thatll show him"
Ok user keep living that power fantasy. Keep thinking anything less than raping a chick is cuck worthy lol

just b yourself

What else is there to play it for?

I don't think this is an accurate depiction of Viras height.

If it's the only reason, do what said.

We did have a repeat of the Tales events, so I'm hoping for a rerun.

>lolis in leotards and microbikinis

Where does one even go to play Granblue?

Why Cred Forums hate loli?

All the manlets around me are spics. Dunno why.

The art, music, gameplay, waifus, husbandos, the grind.

Tfw 2m tall, feels amazing to have other people look up at me from below.

Suck my dick

its just a vocal minority who whines about it

Don't forget them fucking up every new feature.

Are you a fuckboi?
I'd just turn gay right now desu

Yes, getting free shit after their monthly fuck ups is also a nice incentive to play.

looks like a giraffe pelt

I need this.
I just want a lover who has to stand on his tippy toes to kiss me.

No.

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY PLEASE STOP FLIRTING WITH ME AND CALLING ME A FUCCBOI

>IF YOU DON'T BUY HER THINGS YOU ARE RAPING HER
Literally tumblr. You have already lost.
You aren't worth my time.

Yes.

>on HIS tippy toes
Excuse me?

>his
Fag.

It's your natural place, just imagine a big burly man grabbing your arms as he bends you forward, and plunges his fat shaft up your butt, and then afterwards you fall asleep on his chest calling him daddy and he pets you calling you his sweet little sugar muffin.

Nothing gay about it man.

Are those the cutest asanagi girls?

Wtf? I love Australia now

>tfw my girlfriend looks like the one on the left.

i've been found out

c'mere fuckboi cum succ on my dicc

Yes they're the cutest girls (male.)

And I thought I was small.

Which one on the left? There's fucking 2 on the left.

why is 2nd post always best post?

can't wait to get rejected in VR games too

sextoko

Just go find a cute womanlet and lay the gay away

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imagine if you were a human and were sucked into a pipe like that

But the idea of his cute penis rubbing against mine is too nice

I know this feel
>tfw she has to tip toe when I'm banging her from behind

>imagine if you were a human

>rape and kill
>and kill

whats the point ? you'd still not reproduce

sex without reproduction is a biological illogicality

>imagine if you were a human

Crabs pls go. You're not welcome on the surface.

>We're literally 1 foot of height difference
>She has to tiptoe her hardest or put on heels to have sex standing
>Her head comes to my rib level
>She has 40 inch hips and a 23 inch waist
>Play Bloodborne and Senran Kagura together
Only disadvantage is that we can't have standing sex facing eachother

autists aren't real humans
they are broken

Normalfags are ruining Cred Forums.

Imagine if a small child sucked your dick that hard.

what is the deal with these anime hate dogs? i remember seeing a guy in middle school with a shirt of this shit but i have never known what the deal is with it?

>Implying they're telling the truth and not just making up fantasies in the hope that retards like you give them free (You)s.

probably doesn't suck as hard as your mom B^)

Shitposting on Cred Forums is a biological illogicality as well, but we go on doing it.

Always remember to praise good girls and punish bad girls, ok?

So like a dyke?

>imagine if you were a human
Crabs are posting on Cred Forums. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>Normalfags have already ruined 4 chan
Fixed.

They really aren't

>Normalfags are ruining Cred Forums
>Not people complaining about loli and shortstacks

>faggot mad he'll be a virgin forever
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Stay mad.

ROLL IS CUTE CUTE!!

Sound fun.

>be guy
>be friends with many lesbians
>im all taller than them
>many of them like me enough to treat me like they do with other women
>theyre willing to help me get laid but im too stubborn to be okay with this
>theyre even willing to let me film them going at it just for fun
>can barely even be okay with it
>some even offered themselves up despite not liking dicks just to cheer me up
>i cant morally be okay with accepting pussy from a lesbian

i feel so morally conflicted to take these opportunities from them just because theyre lesbians.

I'm not even gay but good god im a fucking faggot. I just want a tall flat dom woman. Is that really so much to ask

this is my first thread that got more than 50>100>200 replyes
thanks

Humans can't be 100% of the time productive, so as long as shitposting on Cred Forums isn't your sole activity then I don't see a problem

I want curl up in 142s hair and die.

Pls user. Where can I cop one of these creatures?

tuff dawg

Only just now realized they were meant to be ironic

There's a big overlap famalamadingdong

Blogging about your life is literally facebook tier faggotry.

Romania

>352127357
Why would you waste so much time making this up?

>Not dating shortstacks and giants only
>dating shitty "normal heighters"

Subscribed.

>lesbians want to fuck a guy
They aren't gay user.

By that logic, what's wrong with the momentary inefficiency of procreation without chance of conception?

boards.Cred Forums.org/a/

post lesbians

>fantasy greentext

Good choice.

Dumb frogposter

>Cred Forums
>3DPD

Did Cred Forums got ruined too?

>Only just now realized they were meant to be ironic
You've got to be shitting me.
Tell me you haven't been around since their inception.

Consider that he may well browse Facebook and consider that a non insult.

There are cute girls on Cred Forums

Who said anything about buying her shit? What wrong with being cool with women? user you might have issues.

Pls no.

>put aside disinterest in dicks just to try making me happy and not depressed
user i wish i could make this up.

no

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>tfw i will never be a little girl with asanagi tier tighs
Why live

>3DPD

Kill yourself normalfag and stop ruining Cred Forums with your garbage.

We seriously need more sheep/ram girls in fucking everything

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go back to Cred Forums cutie

lying faggot kill yourself

>weebs with gf all over this thread

Im confused.

They were made to mock Cred Forums being eltists

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this was back when gar and mananime was tossed around can you blame me

If a "lesbian" is willing have sex with a man then she's not a lesbian. Also she's a slut.

>wanting to be an asanagi girl
You want to be enslaved, raped, and killed 24/7?

Girls like to get laid too

>Have an amazon fetish
>Tall
Life

>not using .H265
>not using lossless audio

Maybe, just maybe, putting up walls between people just because of what they like or don't like is how you DON'T get laid.

Are you a girl? Are you cute? If yes, LONDON?

if you're a boy just hope you'll run into a /ss/ fujoshit

>He fell for the "only permavirgin losers like anime" meme

>manlet with amazon fetish
Everything is perfect in the universe.

as much as I love femdom future I feel like that's not what's implied here

>found that perfect girl that had my same interests, always wanted to hang out, played vidya with me
>asked her out
>she's lesbian

That would implies you eventually procreate for real

Also, murder itself is an biological illogicality, unless it's done for survival purposes

Mah nigga

OKLAHOMA
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>lossless audio
Nice meme

Anime is pretty normalfag nowadays.

Just dick her good enough.

Works in my doujins.

>You will never be an elin
Life is cruel and unfair.

>thinking lossless is a meme
20 years and i promise you wou'll understand why museum grade formates are superior

>Tall enough that I'm taller than most women and can reach the top shelf
>still shorter than tall women

5'7"-5'8" master race

youll find out that most girls who are easy to get along with and play video games and such are usually lesbians. Happened to me plenty of times

>found that perfect girl that had my same interests, always wanted to hang out and play vidya with me
>Only likes meme games and Final Fantasy
>ask her out
>she's too busy working every day of every week and doesn't give a single fuck about social life so I have no chance
3 years, man. Still hurts.

Except you have to get a tall woman interested in a manlet like you.

SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON

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dont you fucking start talking about elins here

>5'7
>tall enough for shortstacks but short enough for taller woman/amazons.
Size difference is my lifeblood.