Grandfather is an ancient omnipotent Druid

>Grandfather is an ancient omnipotent Druid
>Grandmother is an ancient dragon
>Other grandfather is a super powerful paladin
>Other grandmother is a powerful bishop
>Father is a legendary hero chosen to wield the sacred weapons of myth
>Mother is a magical half-dragon
>Mentor is a man so experienced that he's trained three generations of his family
>Given the single most powerful weapon on not just the game but the entire franchise
>Still suck
I don't understand why people like Roy.

Because he's our boy dumbass. He's all those peoples boy too. Doesn't matter how much he sucks because he's OUR boy. Understand?

>bad growths
>doesnt promote till very late in the game
>sword of seals has limited uses
there u go

Is he our boy?

Is Roy "our" boy?

>bad growths
Nice meme

>>Grandfather is an ancient omnipotent Druid
Explain

Late promotion.

Nergal is Ninian's father

>tfw you will never live in a world where Sakurai had time to put Sigurd or Leif into Melee instead of a clone Roy
Robin kind of fills the role Leif had (though a lot more gimmicky) but he's stuck in a shit game until some madman ports him to PM, but there's still no mounted fighters in Smash.

Leif is in as an alt costume for Marth

Because gameplay wise he sucks.

Story wise everything you said is true and he's one of the most OP Lords in canon.

Don't forget
>responsible for Hector's death

>young hector
>can cleave the planet in half with a shitty iron axe
>old hector
>dies like a bitch
when you play FE7 before FE6 that feels like such bullshit

How was Roy responsible for Hector's death? There is no way he could have taken on Zephiel and the dragon generals at that point, and by asking Cecilia for help he was the one that managed to stop Bern from successfully defeating Lycia.

He went out fighting mamkutes, Zephiel, Brenya, and Narshen, with a traitor in his ranks. I wouldn't call that dying like a bitch, anymore than Boromir did, the odds were so heavily stacked against him that even he couldn't win

>mamkutes

That's what they were called in the patch I played

>fucking Med'an ripoff

fpbp

now end this shitty thread

Yeah but now that half the series is officially translated and ALL refer to them as Manaketes, there's no reason to use such a shitty name.

>Father is a psychotic zealot
>Mother is MIA
>Daughter is a loveable sociopath
>Literally bred to be the vessel for a god
At least Robin has Morgan to balance it out, plus the fact that he's not actually the main character until Walhart goes down

>Was silently pushed into the background until he was retconned out of existence
Thank christ

I didn't really mind Robin at all, since Chrom was more of the main character.

But fucking Corrin made me hate him with how much everyone fucking sucks his dragoncock.

>Corrin
>An effeminate fag
>Makes literally the worst decisions ever in a Fire Emblem game
>Everyone is still all over his cock
Play as FeMui, at least she isn't a faggot

I don't think a mounted fighter could even work. You'd be huge.

Because Roy gets mad bitches.

I wish Ephraim or Eirika had made it into smash. Or god willing, Hector or Lyn

>he made his Roy quarterling scum

>anyone FE character that doesn't have a sword getting in

(lol

That still leaves Eirika or Lyn, but I can't see them getting in

I stick with what I'm used to, like how I'm not going to start calling Levin and Sety, Lewyn and Ced

I know, that made me so mad I stopped playing for a few months and had to restart.

>practically solo Hector hard mode with just Hector and his axes
>wow this guy is indestructible
>hoping to see old daddy Hector fuk some shit up
>arrive at the castle and he's sitting their with his ass in his hands
>the fuck
>roy beats all the people that best Hector
>Expecting me to believe roy is stronger then Hector
>Fuck that
>Fuck you
>Fuck everything

He didn't beat the people that beat Hector, the Dragon generals, Zephiel, and the bulk of his army had moved on. They weren't even an attack at that point as they thought Lycia had been routed

He beat then later. I didn't mean right then you nimrod. Stop being such a Royfag.

are you one of the people who married Lucina, or are you one of the people who let your son marry Lucina?

One at a time, and they were defending not attacking when Roy fought them, big difference.

The second one.

>or are you one of the people who let your son marry Lucina?
I let Gerome marry Lucina