Overwatch

NOW TRAVELLING TO: NUMBANI

>la lo lee
>wah ah ah EH
>...LA -LO- L E E

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NOW TRAVELING TO: HANAMURA

>tink, tink, tink tink tink tinktinktinktinktink... tink tink
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friendly reminder that Eichenwald has the best loading music.
youtube.com/watch?v=e_cA8ZHLgkg

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And it's also the shittiest map by a country mile.

>Now arriving at: Lijiang Tower
>Two of your teammates have already quit
Why can't people appreciate the best map of the game.

>Now travelling to: King's Row
>for the FIFTH TIME TODAY

for me its temple of Anus. every. other. match.

That'd be awesome Kings Row is the best besides Ilios

I have the same problem with Ilios. I fucking hate Ilios now.

Temple of Anubis
Doot intensifies

>Numbani
>"Hey this is my kind of city, Human and Omnic free to live as they choose"

What does Lucio mean by this?

one word:

fuckbots

>''Shut the fuck up with your Omnigger propaganda, you fucking ape spic.''
What did the Widowmaker mean by this?

Fucking niggers.

Nepal used to be my favourite map, but when I start playing the game is always Nepal, Nepal, NEPAL... I even like more Temple of Anubis and this map is my least favourite map.

But user, that's not Watchpoint: Gibraltar

...

>Like the only base map that isn't biased towards the attacking side besides KotH maps and Eichenwalde
>Bad
Nah.

It's a tie between Gibraltar and Ilios. They're both a pain to play, especially when you have a team full of downies.

What are some good games you've had, anons?

It's "Allioli" you goose.

As a German, Athena pronouncing Eichenwalde like Aikenwald pisses me of.

At least say Aishenwalt if you're too dumb.

>bitching about travelling to the best hybrid map

What the fuck?

Man, I was playing attack on Gibraltar. I fucking hate Gibraltar. I hate attacking on Gibraltar. And if that wasn't enough, some guy in our group just went Bastion. So we're asking him to switch before the match begins, and this fucker just goes "Trust me on this". I was feeling generous and shit so why the fuck not.

He fucking DECIMATED EVERYONE. That man was a bastion god, a deus ex machina. It was probably my fastest win on attack on Gibraltar. I'll never doubt Bastions again.

>now entering ilios
>now entering lijiang tower
>now entering nepal
>now entering ilios
>now entering ilios
>now entering ilios
>now entering numbani
>now entering ilios

KotH is best mode.

Nah, the hybrid point/payload maps are the best overall.

>now entering [neutral objective map]

>2nd grade teacher plays us music from the plains tribes of Africa
>I was grossly bewildered by it and wanted to hear more
>Decide to investigate into what tribal culture is like in Africa
>AoL brings up funding campaigns to donate to starving African children
>Witnessed pictures of dead, bloated African children with maggots pouring from their mouth
>Got so deep that I found pictures that journalist put up on a website of an entire tribe that was slaughtered, dismembered and everything burnt to the ground
>My magical paradise land or tribesmen living harmoniously was permanently ingrained with the image of a dead African child with maggots pouring from his mouth
>I also developed a gore fetish

Anyone who thinks Africa is worth saving clearly hasn't seen it.

>Now entering Ilios
>You can predict which version of the song it is just from the first two seconds
>This is something you do too but never really thought about it before

Attacking side has a massive advantage in those modes, except maybe Eichenwalde. KotH has none of those issues.

Is it "traveling" or "entering"? Or is it based on if you're attacking or defending? I swear I hear both.

Koth is so much more fun. Why can't I play it all the time?

If the enemy team has zarya/winston/lucio and your team has no lucio/zarya/winston, then you are fucked

KOTH is awful

I always sing along with LAILOLEE

I always thought it was different for different locations. I never bothered to pay enough attention to it to find out for sure though.

No one thinks Africa is worth saving user, not even fucking African Americans.

This holds true for any map though, just with a different batch of heroes.

There is literally nothing wrong with having a capture the flag mode. The map could be balanced around Tracer, they're just too lazy to do it.

The game would be 100x better if they removed Hanzo and Temple of Anubis.

Yeah, it depends on the map. Hollywood's is completely different again, with 'Welcome to Hollywood'.

"Africa will totally have super-futuristic cities in the future and, as we know, black people are unable to be racist, so they create a perfect utopia"

They need to throw 2CP maps back into the oven, they're so badly designed it's a wonder they made it past play-testing.

>remove hanzo, genji, reinhardt, lucio, mccree
>game becomes fun without the weeb and mandatory picks

Name one flaw with this plan you can't

Why does this even matter when the game uses Time bank?

KOTH is a fucking shitshow clusterfuck that makes tons of heroes useless and almost always ends up being incredibly one sided.

I question your taste.

>Removing Reinhardt
Shit decision

>it is now ridiculously difficult to flank and healer pick
>bastion becomes a meme again
>Mei and Zarya fucking EVERYWHERE
>Its no longer perpetually high noon

Yah nah

>Removing Reinhardt and Genji
>The two most fun heroes to play
This game isn't for you friend.

>God tier
Lijang Tower

>Top tier
Eichenwalde

>Great tier
Watchpoint: Gibralter

>Good tier
Dorado
Route 66

>Meh tier
Hanamura
Numbani

>Bad tier
Ilios

>Shit tier
Hollywood

>Eichenwalde
>Attack bias
dead wrong.

the map is called Numbani and you couldnt figure out that they're chanting the name of the location?

Read again.

what game is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54

I admit my mistake.

Not really. Attack/Defend maps are way more diverse and the KOTH must haves are still perfectly useable in them.

Custom maid 3d2 it's got a lot of ntr shit

>so bad it's not on the list tier
Anubis

>hollywood
>shit
Niger I'll kill u

God Hollywood would be fantastic if the whole map was like the mock western town section.

They need to make defenders spawn closer or something, you literally never see action in many areas due to the attacking team snowballing the payload, it's a real shame.

>God tier
Illios, Lijang

>Top tier
Nepal, Eichenwalde

>Great tier
Numbani

>Good tier
Anubis, Volskaya, King's Row

>Meh tier
Hanamura, Gibraltar, Hollywood,

>Bad tier
Route 66

>Shit tier
Dorado

Capture the flag could never work in this game.

Capture the flag doesn't work in any game. I can't think of a single game where it's fun other than in halo.

>ntr
is it a mod ? or just the game?

Call of duty 3 it was fun

>tfw I can't prove you wrong

>spams thanks when we're getting our ass kicked
>literally did nothing to help

Nothing triggers me like this. Holy fuck.

Capture the Flag is the best gamemode in not-shit games.

Quake
Team Fortress
UT

also dva is there
youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk

quack live and any UT before 3

Tribes, motherfucker.

Am I the only one that absolutely despises defending?

CTF is garbage in TF2. Especially on shit maps like Two Fort. It's just a glorified TDM.

Unless you mean classic. I haven't played that so I wouldn't know.

Probably the best implementation of CTF

in classic it was like tribes in that people were fucking nadejumping and bunny hopping everywhere making it really fucking fast

So it's only good in Arena shooters.

...

I really miss the comfy music cause I only play competitive and for some reason Blizz thought it was a good idea to have that same, awful, stress-inducing theme at the start if every match.

>DUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH

>I only play competitive

well that and Halo

It's a mod of CM3d2

Traveling to: Volskaya Industries

Quake
Any Tribes, even shitty Vengeance has good CTF
Halo

>Hanamura
>Only 2 routes to point A
>the main doorway that can be completely blocked by ice wall
>the second upper path that can only be used by certain heroes

There is that part to the left that feels like it was suppose to be another route too

...

I feel you, my fellow countryman.

>not illios

boi

This
And does Reinhardt even say a german word?

>God tier
Ilios
Lijiang
Hanamura

>Top tier
Eichenwalde
Route 66
Nepal

>Great tier
Dorado
Kings row

>Good tier
Hollywood
Numbani
Anubis

>Meh tier
Watchpoint: Gibralter

>Shit tier
Volskaya shitdustries

>Traveling to: Volskaya Industries

>traveling to Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack

>last person chooses mercy
>never heals the tank(s) and only heals the mccree/genji/pharah/tracer

youtube.com/watch?v=HDBTXq1x6yE

People who choose torbjorn on attack, are the bane of my existence.

>Traveling to: Eichenwalde

It's not the map, it's koth, people hate that game mode, I happen to be one of them....in quick play koth is leave on sight for me. Map selection is badly needed.

What's the correct way to pronounce the 'ch'? Is it that sort of phlegmy 'clearing throat' sound that English doesn't utilise?

>German existing as a language by the time Overwatch exists

>After Merkel

>tfw playing torb on attack and you put the sentry on the payload
>Then molten core it as you move through a choke point

NO SURVIVORS

BEARD = IN LETTERBOX

Played a Pharah game where I ulted 3 times and didn't die during them. Good shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54
what game is this ?

D.va is best girl woooooooooooo

>tfw getting three Golds and two Silvers as Zenyatta

who /transcendance/ here?

most of the time the tribes do live harmoniously!

but """"modernized"""" africans see them as roaches and a plague, and they slaughter them like such.

it's fucked

>more than half of the control point on Ilios:Well is a fucking pit for cheap deaths via roadhog, lucio, and pharah

what were they thinking?

are you fucking retarded? are you fucking the retarded? capture the flag works in every game. you're just a bitch who cant defend his flag and is too busy being retarded. black ops CtF was the BEST game mode ever.

make it a brawl with all the same character like lucio ball

people still play this?

That someone will always be playing roadhog,Lucio or pharah

Titanfall

That and halo is it though.

Only morons do. The meme has ended and people are realizing how badass Battleborn actually is

>Literally a series designed around and for CTF
>Turns out amazing

memes never die!

THIS GAME GOT REALLY BORING REALLY QUICKLY

The La Li Lu Le Lo?

best map for symm mains

ilios is lit

kings row and route 66 worst maps in the game
rio de janeiro map when?

They need a large-scale Update soon, which is whay I assume the Sombra Update will be. Many speculate a Mann VS Machine type gamemode.

They should have left this game in Beta longer. Not enough Maps, not enough Gamemodes, weak Weekly Brawls, Quickplay is unbalanced, not enough customization.

>mains

>route 66
>worst

>get paired up with complete retards in ranked constantly
How hard is it to not pick Ana on koth?
How hard is it to focus target ie. kill Roadhog first?
How hard is it to not go in alone all the time?
How hard is it to not pick Pharah against a McCree and Soldier?
How hard is it to not counter Widow as Widow?

bet you thought you'd get a reply huh

It works if he gets to place himself on the payload and the team protects him (ideally with a Reinhardt). Bastion on attack is more a case of the enemy team being retarded than the Bastion being good.

>game is set in future Africa
>it's more advanced than Europe

That's how you know it's not real.

Yeah brah

Season 2 of ranked is a shitfest. Practically nobody is climbing.

It really is, I don't remember this many awful people during first season. What the fuck happened

A+ Slutwork. Amazing Strut.

Blizzard "balancing".

I love KotH maps. Those are the ones I have to try hardest and get to play my best heroes. Also, their length helps stat padding.

Stats literally mean nothing though.

What does balancing have to do with people being terrible at the game?

They're fun and unbiased to me. And very intense in the fighting. Lijiang is terrible though.

>Now travelling to: "EYE-KEN-VALD"

FUCKING BLIZZARD WHY DIDN'T YOU CONSULT MERCY'S VOICE ACTRESS.

They "balanced" ranked matchmaking and the ranking system this season.

>mei pops ult
>it covers the entire fucking map so no escaping it
>she gets ult every minute
what the fuck did blizzard do

>Good Tier
Hollywood, King's Row

>Okay Tier
Route 66, Watchpoint: Gibralter, Dorado

>Bad Tier
Eichenwalde, Hanamura, Numbani

>KotH Tier
Lijiang Tower, Nepal, Illios

I don't know how the devs managed to make KotH so terrible, but they fucking did.

>mfw any of them

They made her ult stupidly large. It covers entire cap points now, and it's retarded. In overtime so you have to fight on the point? Have fun being frozen by a gigantic circle of death! :^)

They made her self healing charge her ult a couple of patches ago, but forgot to show it down like they did for Hog/Soldier/Lucio. And now they gave her ult huge range and ability to pierce barriers.

>It's a "Attack on Hollywood but the whole team picks Junkrat and Ana" episode

why?

FUCK MEI'S

ALL MEI PLAYERS ARE SHITTERS

REEEEEEEEE NERF MEI NOW

>rank is now painful to play because people think mei is viable

I wish I wasn't plat

So Cred Forums loves this game now? Two faced hoors the lot of you. Oh and before you ask yes I like the game.

Mei is viable you shitter.

Route 66 best map.

Followed by Hollywood.

Both have both open spaces and tight spaces, nice and beautiful color palettes.

fuck off china

>this is why rank is painful

>widow maker has a tattoo

I fucking hoor.

Tracer, who was only kept in check by McCree, now becomes the strongest hero and SSS tier

This is how Eichenwalde is pronounced.

I
Chen - (like the chinese name or like in winchester rifle)
val (halla)
de (ntist)

Straya map when? Here's voting for Tittybong

I do this when some fafgot thinks junkrat or tracer are better defense picks than a second tank or a healer.

>Now travelling to: King's Row
>ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU

>HE THINKS JUNKRAT IS A BAD DEFENCE
>HE'D RATHER ANOTHER FUCKING TANK OVER A CLASS DESIGNED TO DEFEND

GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

stop spamming this

Well I mean I have 68 win percentage as Mei in ranked and a 3.43 k/d. Currently sitting at like sr3100

Been playing Mei recently. If you get headshots you get like 10℅ ult every 1-2 shots. Freezing niggas stacks it too.

I'm not saying they're 100% bad to have on your team. It's 100% more annoying to play against an enemy mei.

This is true. Especially if your Reinhardt keeps walking over kings or hanamura threshold to get walled in and anally raped several times

>Mei will never get nerfed because her chubby chasers fanbase shut down all complains on the forum
Feel bad, she is ruining the game

>take a break from ranked meis to do some QP with friends
>run into 3 mei teams
>back out faster than ever

It could easily be beat, but I didn't want to deal with that. Although it is funny when you're the one doing it.

Mei is perfectly useable as long as it's on defense and the map has super narrow chokes.

Hanamura is her best map. Essentially free picks to start off the fight if she uses ice wall properly.

>Mei is perfectly useable under these very specific conditions

This guys is an idiot but CTF would never work in overwatch because of how garbage the movement options and balance is in the game.

I've got a Torbjorn strategy I want to run by you guys:
>Build one turret and never upgrade it
>Give all Armor Packs to myself
>Run around smacking people with the FOrge Hammer

Imma add chivalry to the list
Melee combat + slow-ish gameplay + 16vs16 + capture the flag, was just too fuckin funny.

>God Tier
Dorado
Eichenwalde

>Top Tier
Route 66
Hanamura

>Good Tier
Watchpoint: Girbaltar
Hollywood

>Meh tier
Temple of Anubis

>Stuck Forever in the last checkpoint Tier
Kings Row

>Bad tier
Volskaya Industries

>Remove from the game
King of The Hill maps