Warhammer Thread or it's too soon?

Warhammer Thread or it's too soon?

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>>>reddit

metal bawkses

chaos is begin to grow

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Me on the left.

every now and then i play the rts game and really enjoy it, but have still only played it twice for an hour each.

It is always time for Warhammer

Who /WaitingForEternalCrusadeToBecomeGood/ here?

I want Space Hulk: Deathwatch
Fuck the Deathwing, Dark Angels are faggot traitors

Lads I just want to play Deathwing right now.

I wouldn't hold my breath. I wanted it to be good when I first heard about it, but the very slow pace of development and the retarded devs have killed my confidence. It's releasing too soon with nothing substantial to show for the alpha/beta compared to the early promises.

Stop this shitty meme, dark angels aren't traitors, some of them might have been during heresy era but they're being hunted down so it's cool

Who owns the rights to Space Marine?

it will eventually become playable

warframe had the same sort of shit development early on, it took about 2 years for the game to become solid

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games workshop

Iron Warriors > Imperial Fists

Quick, what's the least interesting race in 40k and why?

lel, tell that to lysander

Loyalty is its own reward, user.

Sell me on the Iron Warriors.

Sell me on the Imperial Fists.

vespids

>hey guys we're bug people
>thats pretty much it
>oh we have some kinda cool crystal technology stuff, so yeah

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Iron_Warriors

Could someoen please post some __heresy__ ?

xenos are for _______

Beware the Exterminatus.

The Warriors and Fists are bitter rivals. They are both siege experts thus making them competitive rivals.

i was going to post mlp x w40k but i'm afraid that the emperor could desintegrate the living shit out of me

The Imperial Fists are just based.

Fucking Kitten.

warframe is also F2P, so it can have a sizeable user base

eternal crusade will go in the bin with all the other modern pay to play MMO's
and battleborn

>Iron Warriors
Only chaos marines with a legitimate grudge, lots of siege equipment and heavy weaponry covered in hazard stripes, IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

>Imperial Fists
grossgermaniums in weltraum, homeworld is an enormous mobile fortress, ultramarines but without author dickriding

People who say Eldar are fucking idiots. They're one of the most badass factions and have probably the best technology and actually know what they're doing.

The imperium fucking sucks, its filled to the brim with mindless drones who follow lies. Eldar would be the most powerful of not for GWs retard writers.

>arms for tits

Tau hands down

Step the fuck back plebs.

>ultramarines but without author dickriding
THIS

Not enough extraneous ornate bullshit.

>TWINS THEY WERE

Purring so far into our ranks~

What kind of Space Marine is the most tasteful, aesthetics wise and why is it Tzeentch's Chaos Marines?

Better picture. Look at those crazy eyes.

Vespids are a sub race like the thousands in the lore

It's like mentioning the Enslavers or the maggot people

Favorite Chapter?
No chaos faggots allow.

tell me about gorillaman why is he a whiny bitch?

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>eternal crusade launches in 8 days
>deathwing will probably be lame as fuck because of the shit devs lying about things that wont be in the game or will only be in one part of it

Alpha legion

Thousand Sons
THOUSAND SONS

Tau. Nip-nop bleep bloop.

The headpiece looks kind of goofy

will deathwing be moddable to a significant degree?

FOR PERTURABO

Steel Confessors or Imperial Fists

considering bfg isnt really moddable
doubtful that this will be

AWAWAWAWAAWAWAWA

Too soon?

>what is 30k

Go back another millennia and you have no gothic doodads whatsoever.

Just pure, functional STCs and a positive but naive outlook on the universe.

A pre-Men of Iron rebellion setting would be really weird to look at now.

>unarmed Rhinos piloted by human pioneers
>Leman Russ chassis farming equipment
>legions of android and robot soldiers
>human alliances with xenos

etc.

Word bearers

Space Sharks.

The fookin thing, fookin thing is, the devs, they get it right one week, and then they fuck it up! They had the melee working pretty well until last patch, when they fucked it up! They used to have ingame comms, but now they don't work for some reason. Also, Eldar in the latest patch have as much health and toughness as the other races, but they're faster and smaller thus making them harder to hit. Like, don't get me wrong, the game has good foundations, really makes you feel like a soldier in the 41st millenium, but damn if it isn't rough around the edges sometimes.

tl;dr still waiting

Where da Blood Ravens at?

>>eternal crusade launches in 8 days

Is it still a clusterfuck?

I've already fallen

>devs behind E.Y.E
>knowing how to hold back

I just installed Space Marine, got annoying sound glitches and the supposed "fixes" I found on the internet don't work. Wew

it's made in UE4, so maybe?

At the bottom next to The White Minotaurs and the Mentors or I like too call then the Mexican legion.

What is an example of Streum On lying?

Their preheresy colour scheme is nice, but this is more about an awesome artist's impression.

My favourites are Dorn's geneseed chapters.

I find Dark Angels interesting too, probably because of that gloomy medieval feel they give, just like the Black Templars

Agreed, that's pretty much it

THIS
EYE is a massive pizza inside a taco made a hamburger full of cycles and 64 coop battles

Makes no fucking sense yet it works

My favorites are the Salamanders, but by The Emperor does this image show how much better successors the Imperial Fists have than everybody else.

>filename
>He really didn't

The blood ravens are loyalist thousand sons. most of the second founding chapters of loyalist legions, i think.

>how much better successors the Imperial Fists have than everybody else.
one of them even got to be a first founding chapter even.

>tfw Eternal Crusade is unforgivable shit and you can't do anything about it

I had that too. It's a hardware issue, I just refunded it.

>Eternal Crusade launches in eight days
How the fuck can they think it is anywhere near launch status

Really? Fuck, what I managed to play was fun. I guess I'll have to stick to Dawn of war and wait for Deathwing then

Stay mad Dorn

>because of the shit devs lying about things that wont be in the game
Got a single fact to back that up?
As far as we have heard, the devs would have liked to show more of the game, but an outside company handles the marketing which is why we only have a handful of trailers.
Even then we dont have much in the way of interviews where they would have an opportunity to "lie".

So, again. What are Streum On lying about mate?

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>mfw

It needs at least half a year developement min to be good.
I want it to be good but it't far from ready as it is now.

He isn't. He's easily in the top 3 of Primarchs, together with Sanguinius and Horus

>Sanguinius and Fucking Horus
so he's currently number one?

Think of that titjob

Let's be honest, top 3 is Lion, Dorn and Sanguinius. Honorable mention to Vulkan for being chill and token black

Imperial Guard FPS when?

What game is this?

Sanguinius would be number one by a landslide. There's a reason he's the only primarch to get his own holiday and is basically the highest Imperial saint together with Sebastian Thor. Even Horus himself stated that he would have rather made Sanguinius warmaster.
And pre-heresy Horus should be pretty self-explanatory

Eternal shit

Eternal Crusade.

Lion is the best primarch hands down. He wasn't an angry psychopath nor was he a whiny bitchboy.

FUCK THIS SHIT
I KNEW IT
At least Space Marine still exist, r-right ?

>Lion
Autistic spaz, even for primarch standards
>Dorn
Basically Perturabo with a 'stache and Daddy's favour

Tha's why i said currently: Sanguinius is dead and Horus is stuck on the Retconian.
youtu.be/uOapqJ_x3G0?t=12m26s

Dorn's stache is not canon and I'm against it

>>deathwing will probably be lame as fuck because of the shit devs lying about things that wont be in the game
Like fucking what? Assault cannons?

Fuck off Cred Forumstard

>p2p hosting

Other than that Spacemarine multi was great

Yeah i know, but it's still the best shit around. And the PVE content is fun.

Anyone have the picture that explains like terra and how it has l layer of abandoned tech city that's filled with murder bots and viruses?

>Autistic spaz
True but still he had his shit together.

can't wait for DIABLO - 40k edition

inquisitor or something

Well, so are Ferrus, Dorn, Lion and Guilliman (maybe), as well as Russ, Vulkan, the Khan and Corax (just MIA, sure)

Tell me this ain't accurate.

>It's true that I killed my Emperor...and yet, I am not his murderer

>it's this heresy again

That's Mars

>Salamanders
>Spongebob isn't black

>Ultra strong super smart godlike human causes a galactic shitstorm so big it ruins everything because he has daddy issues and couldnt be left alone for a minute
I cant tell if this is good writing or shit writing.

I don't get the Blood Angels one

>My progenoids are okay.

That's a great Power Armor cosplay. Do you have anymore good Fallout cosplays?

Wahts the alpha legion joke

Blood Angels doesn't fit, they didn't get their tard rage until after the heresy

Because Sanguinius had the Black Rage that he kept his secret from the other primarchs and the Emperor.

I just want my picture

It wasn't really daddy issues with Horus

They're very secretive.

Legion of damned. That's some true loyalty.

So, is it supposed to be the Primarchs or the legions?

Alpha Legion

Nigga did you even read his lore. Its 100% of his daddy issues.

Ultramarines of course, I'm not a faggot after all

>primarch top 3
>no Alpharius

Both. Before and/or after the Horus Heresy.

Too much monkeighs ITT

Make space for the best army, plebeians.

Ahriman and Thousand sons will always be above the rest

Already mentioned Guilliman though

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He was basically tricked into it by Erebus.
Why would he have had daddy issues when he was the favorite one?

Totally.
youtube.com/watch?v=lmz_A6RB3Bc

It's not. Emprah sowed the seeds of doubt himself by fucking assuming everyone thought the way he did, even though HE HIMSELF only gave each Primarch a PART of his own personality.

Horus growing resentful of the Emprah hiding shit from him despite claiming absolute trust was perfectly reasonable. Erebus's bullshit wasn't, but we can ascribe that to Chaos fuckery.

>Horus growing resentful of the Emprah hiding shit from him despite claiming absolute trust was perfectly reasonable
Which is a daddy issue. And a core reason he went backshitinsane.

See above

People ITT should remember Horus was wounded and his mind was sent in the warp where he was brainwashed for thousands of years by Chaos Gods who showed him visions of the future where the Emperor is worshipped DUE TO the Horus Heresy. There's more to it than daddy issues, Horus was deeply wounded when his dad but also role model betrayed him, at least in his mind.

Ultrasmurf ofc

ultramarines? more like ultramemes

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Go kys
Even with the shit writting they're cool.

their name makes them sound gay

>"nu-uh! my sect of marines is better because we're ULTRA MARINES n-not your standard marines"

>desire to convert to heresy intensifies

You wish your boyfriend was as patrician as me, fuckboy

Stop, it still hurts

>tfw I'm a huge fan of the Roman Empire but Ward had to step in and ruin Ultramarines for everyone

Never ever

what is warhammer and how does one get started in teh games, and lore

>Ward
We don't talk about that part. Aside from that Battle for the Abyss, Know no Fear and the other HH novels about the Ultramarines were pretty enjoyable

>play Dawn of War
>Command in the name of the empra

Astral Knights

Check out lexicanum articles about the Emperor, Space Marines, Chaos. Play Dawn of War, watch : youtu.be/FyeoBm5QFnA?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA&t=628

for being good mommies

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Horus_Heresy

Start from here and branch out reading about the current faction and don't forget to pray to the Emperor.

Browse /tg/

Play Dawn of War (All expansions, skip DoWII)

Read Horus Rising

Become autistic and paint figurines

Cute baby Salamander

Felanids and Tau.

youtube.com/watch?v=uSZ_wW0-FW4
Play DoW
Browse Lexicanum

>Praising a corpse
Ishygddty

>skip DoWII

Tau

I'm a Deathwatch fanboy, so sue me

>become autistic and paint figurines.
Skip this and develop a massive strategic focused first person shooter.

BRUTHA, I AM PINNED HERE

im just curious, what were the early promises they dropped and what took their place?

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I started playing old board game Space Crusade with my friend today, gonna continue tomorrow. There is video game version of it too, is it any good?

Also when is the Space Hulk coming?

Why are all 40k games centered around the Imperium?

If GW are too scared to stray too far from their poster boys, they could allow devs to make an Admech game, at the very least.

>maggot people
Slaught are baller though

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DoW II has:

>Less character interactions
>Worse story
>Worse balance
>No memes

Would it be heresy to capture/save an eldar and convert her to the imperial ways?

>"driver did we hit something"
>opens hatch
>YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

Stop posting this faggot

if you were real, I would kill you.

DC > WA > DoW > SS

YES. THIS IS A SUITABLE FORCE.

>skip the best dawn of war game

hahaha oh wow, Cred Forums really has fallen far

DOW1 is garbage and is just blobbing 200 supply worth of units and pressing autoattack, there is no strategy or countering

I'd love this

>no memes

(You)

>Cred Forums really has fallen far

DoWII is a fucking MOBA

Mimimi anarcho fuck ups.

Ultra marines rule.

YES, THIS IS COMMANDER BOREALE

and that's exactly why it is good

the only thing better than DOW2 is DOW1UA

This is bait

But user, that gif is exactly why it's worse. It had none of the character that DoW had.

Curage and honor.

Ultra marines for life.

BRUVA I EM HEET

Fuck off retard

1d4chan.org/wiki/Daemonculaba

fixed

Can you prove it wrong? DC is best with the official patch, WA was great, DoW was nearly as good.

Bioware or so I was told but maybe I was getting meme'd on.

>Slaugth

>Spongebob still not black

At least they can't really shit up the setting without GW going anal on them, if it's true.

>Less character interactions
Entire RPG like campaign for 2 first iterations
>Worse story
>story in RTS

>Worse balance
>compared to Dawn of Eldar

>No memes
YOU HAVE CAPITAN DIOMEDES

Also 2 has the superior MP if you are not a turtler

DC is shit, thats why no one plays it.

Its unbalanced, broken and online even doesn't work.

You are a casual who knows nothing about DoW, now sit the fuck down you shitty troll.

i-is this ok?

there're not enough Ks in there

>Can you prove it wrong?

Yes
steamcharts.com/search/?q=Dawn of War

>convert
Constansa.jpg

And now I just remembered the baneblade song video

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU

>Unbalanced
Not as bad as Soulstorm.
>Broken
Official patch.
>Doesn't even work
(You)
>No one plays it
It has more than DoW and WA combined.

they said they want it to be moddable

Happy?

DC faggot BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

tehee don't hit on me with your macro cannons silly imperials

>co-op campaign against tyranids when?

THORGRIM GRUDGEBEARER
Bretonnia when

>Samefagging

yes.

>No Vorpal Swords
Shit list.

KHAZUKAN KHAZAKIT-HA
KHAZOO-KHAZOO-KHAZOO-HA

Haha time for a torpedo salvo

i feel so bad for the dorfs that have to carry him around

>Not as bad as Soulstorm.
LOL are you retarded SS is by far the most balanced version of DoW1.

Like fucking seriously you dont actually have a clue about the game.

DC balance is fucking ABYSMAL, and theres no "official patch" that fixed the game, online is straight up broken with constant disconnects and forcing players out of rooms when a new player joined.

The game was aboslute shit, its dead for a reason
Soulstorm still has a huge online community.

Not that you would know any of this since i doubt you have even played either game against human players before.

>tfw your lord is too lazy to walk like the rest of us
>tfw all i get is a shield

lol didn't read

Carcharodons, motherfucking space sharks.

DC is buggy abandoned trash.

Typical dc baby

Space Wolves.

I fucking loved eye and I love warhammer

is there a reason to Not pre order deathwing?

BTFO
TFO
FO
O

B - T - F - O

Sly Marbo in a game when?

Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

See
not an argument

about time I stopped giving you (you)s anyways. see you later shitstorm cuck, WA and DC are better.

NO PITY
NO REMORSE
NO FEAR

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See BTFO

Cap Cat would be enough really

Reminder that no one actually plays DC because its a broken unbalanced mess.

Reminder that the "people" who keep defending DC is one person samefagging who pulls this shit in every thread.

Reminder that though you can samefag the shit out of an anonymous image board you cant samefag the user stats on steam charts

Reminder to report and hide any DCfag posts

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Weapons grade autism. Consider getting colorectal cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=Kg9tYo_ec1E

DCFAG BTFOOOOO

See

For the 404 God.
He looks high on faith.

DCfag going full damage control.

>you will never feel the rattle of an autogun in your hands as you mow down squads of loyalists

fuck

See

>DCfag still going after getting utterly BTFO
Topkek

Space Wolves. Bad ass CQC top dogs and a chapter structure that is way better then the one set out by the Codex Astartes. Just as humanitarian as the Salamanders without it having to be the entire character of their chapter. Too many god damn wolves though. Wolf Cavalry was going to far.

Wolf Time Soon. Get Hype

So, what would make you betray the emperor, what reward would be worth becoming a heretic for you?

Fem-Emp

>hazard stripes
Unff

>being so poor you have to use an autogun
How's it feel knowing even the Greenskins have better guns than you?

>my puny little humie hands being able to handle a bolter

nah

silly cultists you can't take down a terminator

my iron nigga

>you will never feel the rattle of an autogun in your hands as you continuously miss squads of actually trained loyalists

I fixed that for you heretic scum. Seriously except for a handful of Khornate groups the Lost and the Damned are worthless outside of being canon fodder

GIT
GUD

>Eternal Crusade
How did we sin against the Emperor to deserve this?

At this point, it looks good as a spiritual successor to SM. Though if you enjoyed the period of stagnation of nothing but 40k mobile titles then, by all means, keep complaining to fit in.

Too many heretics

Flawless taste right here

Dark Angels, though close second place is the Raven Guard.

>Dark Angels
Totally NOTtraitors that live in a giant space fortress hunting down fallen brothers, with all successors answering to them. Tons of cool elite wargear because they're hiding a manufactorum on The Rock.
Cheeky dicks.

>Raven Guard
Uses actual tactics, and often does a damn good job of it. Sneaky beaky night ops specialists whose successors include the Raptors and Carcharodons, badass big-boss elite and angry motherfuckers, respectively.

You expected something from a shovelware dev.

Never too soon.

>glowing eyes
>literally covered in symbols of chaos
>"I am no heretic"

If you're happy with current EC then I am befuddled and slightly rustled.
t. someone who followed EC since before the very first stream

That is the joke you retard.

I sincerely hope you are just pretending to be retarded.

Lamenters

It's got a ton of flaws yea and it's definitely not worth $60 but the devs are improving upon it piece by piece. I'll take EC over 100 mobile shovelware titles any day.

SPACE SHAAAAAARKS

Huge narrative potential in Space Marines that operate on pirate tactics with little contact with the larger Imperium. The "literally mutating into sharks" thing is a little dumb but hey.

Do you think that my life could get better if i applied the codex astartes in daily basis.

Absolutely based.

>only cuck chapters in this thread
BBC warrior gene chapter inc.

I don't think so. Jumping from high orbit in a metal can doesn't tend to go well for most.

It would be more disciplined, but also more bloody, perhaps.

The Blood Angels really need to take it down a notch. I mean take pride in your theme but damn.

It's BBQ* warrior gene user.

ABSOLUTELY
M A L I C I O U S

When you're all superhuman vampires who need to slake their thirst on teh very citizens they should be protecting while being continually plagued by nightmares of your Primarchs death at the hands of the Warmaster and under the constant threat of descending into total madness and blood lust right before you attack your allies it tends to be a bit hard to deviate.

Tyranids: They eat stuff. That's fucking it. They don't have individuals, so no heros. They are a hive mind, so you don't even get commanders who could be interesting. You could replace them with goo that eats everything and nothing would change.

That was what she did, I assume.

He's canonically into oily naked men though.

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Does someone need to get bitchslapped again?

I don't know, I can't imagine fixating on it helps. Have they tried the power of positive thinking? Maybe names like "Flower Children" or "Space Puppies" would be more conducive to a healthy succession than, you know, BLOODY BLOODLORDS OF BLOOD PART VII

he's so beautiful

>people cannot like more than one thing

Tyranids. Absolutely. No involvement in the Setting as a whole except as a destructive force, no contribution to it's history. Just come to fight a battle before either fucking off or destroying an interesting world and fucking over an actually interesting faction. Almost as dull as Oldcrons.

peripheral vison is for fags.

user, they're not genetically capable of positive thinking. They've been universally mind fucked by a demon to be in a near constant state of mourning.

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maybe he was just pointing out what he found funny.

Not only that, but for a race that came from beyond the boundaries of our galaxy they look really bland.
>make most of them dinosaurs with mantis claws
>their weapons? give them rifles, o-oh and make them fleshy
Seriously, genestealer cults themselves are more interesting.

What about the Lamentors?
Do you see his pimp hand? That shit so strong hoes will line up in front of you to get slapped. That hoe under his foot didn't even get touched, it's so strong it's just an zone of pimp-slapping.

iirc Lamenters had the Red Thirst fixed, not sure about the Black Rage though. However they're melancholy was made even worse and as part of the 21st "Cursed" Founding they were pretty much doomed.

>play EC
>It's still unbalanced, unoptimized and buggy as hell
They actually want to release this?

it's a sad state of affairs innit?

How are orks in EC?
Also can I just be a khorne berzerker and not have a jump pack
I didn't sign up to be a warp talon

He was the most based Primarch and truly an angel.

Tau. Hands fucking down.

Why do they exist?

Wait, you can't be a Khorne Berzerker without jump pack? What the fuck is this shit?

Wuby is a big baby!

>Lexicanum instead of 40k wiki

First indication that an user is a patrician as opposed to a pleb

>No Simpsons version

>monkeigh
I really hate that stupid word. They should just use monkey but hurrrdurr we made up a word that sounds similar so it works

So are the Bloody Magpies really a loyalist branch of the thousand sons?

Back to your containment board. You guys are the MLP of /tg/. 40k is a shitty meme universe that's nothing but a joke, but people took it seriously because others were ironically enjoying it. It's legit just like MLP's rise to popularity. No reasonable person would unironically enjoy this garbage universe, which is pretty easy to see considering the meme spouting and cross board contamination.

That one is pretty bad

>have to play a raptor
>can't even choose world eaters
inb4 world eaters are in fragments due to kharn going apeshit

DIS THREAD AINT ORKY ENUFF!

Nice projecting, have a (you) on me

Why did Ultramarines have so much more sex than everyone else?

>traitor assault

It is strange that they don't have World Eaters or Emperors Children. I guess they decided to go with the legions that are still, for the most part, intact.

The Imperial Guard. Average humans fighting and holding the line against incomprehensible horrors. And winning. And then the Space Marines show up at the last minute and take all the credit.

They are the Legion that took the less casualties during the Horus Heresy.
Then the Codex Astartes was enforced by Guilliman and they had to divide everythibng into smaller chapters.

Oh fuck off.

Guard is way overpowered though. Once they get going, no faction can stand up to them.

Why the fuck they didn't go legions that represent the 4 gods and one undivided
World eaters, death guard, thousand sons, emperors children and black legion
It just doesn't make sense!

They were the most numerous legion during the crusade as well. Only the Iron Warriors had higher recruitment rates, but they also had WW1 western front tier loss rates, so it evened out

I browse 1d4chan W40k wiki, what does that make me?

Didn't the Salamanders and the Space Wolves essentially tell him to fuck off with that bullshit though?

Literally subhuman

A tumor.

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Many did, especially Dorn but in the end they all complied (somewhat) because they didn't want to risk another civil war.

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You're shitposting but chances are that 40k has more video games than your favorite franchise.

>Lexicanum = reference
>1d4chan = keks
>40k wiki = fanfic

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The reason why it is the "last minute" is because the Space Marines showed up.

The reason why there was any credit to be taken at all was because the Space Marines showed up.

Guardfags who don't give credit when credit is due are the worst.

i personally think that gorillaman was right.

Harambe.

Chaos Renegades and Heretics
Like the IG, but with more character, more expendable and absolutely underappreciated

There's almost no video game discussion in this thread despite that.

>Fire angels
>Angels of fire

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perfect, i'd tell him to fuck off

Why did the Emperor kill the second and eleventh Primarchs?

Because people aren't allowed to talk about the lore of a videogame universe without explicitly posting about it in the context of gameplay.

pic related

It's probably a prank call. I'll send his number to the Inquisition.

To get to the other side.

>Implying the second Primarch isn't Sigmar.

You know what place would be great to discuss a tabletop universe?

Go complain about people discussing Samus's height and other bullshit instead of talking about AM2R. Nobody ever talks about Other M's gameplay when they bring it up. That's just an example. Suck my dick.

go kys.
atleast isn't an E-Celeb/Twitter-reddit screencap/Shillary thread.

Because they want subfactions to be entirely cosmetic, at least for now.

They want to put Khornate Berserkers, TS Sorcerers, Plague Marines and Noise Marines in the game as "Elite" units for Chaos, but they've got a shit-ton of other things to do first. Like warlords, for example.

You know what place would be great for your opinion?

>Not joining the greater good.

Rest in piece

>guevasa
kek
in my language it means egg-turd

>that
>a Khorne Berzerker
>with an 's' instead of a 'z'
Absolutely haram

I'm sorry. I should be able to control what every person posts. It's all my fault.

You're fucking retarded. Go back to your containment board. grammarbook.com/punctuation/capital.asp
dictionary.com/

Back to your containment board, 40k memer. >>>/tg

Gone too soon.

>DIS SAW OF MINE IZ GLOWIN GREEN

Yeah, let's make another NMS/MGSV/Bloodborne/Never Ever/anime/e-celeb thread. What a great idea

You could also post your /tg/ content in and stay there with your other memespouting children.

It's not exclusive to the table top.
Is Starwars exclusive to Movies?
Are sports exclusive to Real Life?
Is anime as a genre exclusive to animation?
I know you're baiting when you call /tg/ a containment board while you're on Cred Forums, but you really can't go anywhere from here.

>Iron Fists
>Iron Hands

Wait, if this is a 40k general, shouldn't it belong on
?

>Warframe
Yeah sure and now look at it.
>Hey were DE
>Lets lock every single bit of lategame content behind a DAILY TIMER! Boy isn't that great!
>Not only that, but let's rework the void and make it needlessly complicated!
>Wait, what if we made prime items only available if they did a mission they could only access if the found it in a HIDDEN LOCATION on the map! Everybody loved doing those syndicate pickups, lets make it mandatory!
>Let's also make the mission extraction! Everybody LOVES those!

Discuss Star Wars games
Discuss sports games
Discuss weeb games

God you /tg/ fags are fucking dumb.

>trying this hard

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it's not a general since we are discussing the lore and how shitty the new game will be and not posting memes you nigger.

I really like the imperial guard and their flexibility to deploy armor, Elysian Drop Troops, Storm Troopers (. Spess Marine fags probably thing they are cool kids who used to play Halo and decided it was too popular so they decided Space Marines are better (they are but still).

Even with all the Space Marine variety, they are fucking everywhere and have gotten dull after the 8 or so years I've been into 40k. Plus the Imp Guard novels I've read are way better than any of the spess mahreen bullshit. Rip Kasrkin models, even though I don't play tabletop.

Where's the Ghost Recon-alike?

BROTHER

>OP is just Warhammer Thread
>No specific topic. Not even mentioning one of the games.
>Only a GENERAL and broad topic

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THIS IS A GENERAL.

>nipples so hard they dent armor
No wonder they don't allow female Space Marines, those things must be deadly.

So...is Relic finally going to implement Newcrons in DoW 3?

I'm glad that GW moved away from C'Tan dick-sucking Necrons that just kill.

So why aren't you a servant of Malal and fucking super hot demons 24/7, are you some kind of Chaos pleb?

>And winning

youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

>complaining about generals on Cred Forums
Way too late for that, enjoy your 24/7 legion shill threads

Can other Space Marine chapters even compete? Prepare the bulls.

Ah yes, because people exclusively discuss the games.
Someone pointed out that fallacy to you earlier but you missed it.
Then again, I guess if we were to be that precise, all specific video game genre/series/platform discussion should be sent to their own individual threads on /vg/. Posts should be judged on their vagueness to be allowed to post on Cred Forums, and anybody straying too far into things that are only directly related to the videogames they're talking about should be banned.

i've never seen malal's roster before, that's how irrelevant they made him.

Entire Chapter vs

1 Gurren Lagann.

Who wins?

Looks like the demon queen from Unteralterbach

>chapter specializing in killing other marines
It's like Istvaan all over again

stop giving (you)s to that heretic subhuman.
i want to see this fucker complaining in the e-celeb threads.

>Ah yes, because people exclusively discuss the games.
>If other people break the rules, it's okay for us to do the same.
>Then goes on to talk about fallacies.

/tg/, ladies and gentlemen.

Word Bearers. Fuck you. And Roboute is a big dumb willy.

Mostly because Malal doesn't even exist.

the chapters.
>w40k Constansa.jpg

The Lamenters died for the galaxies sins.

If I recall correctly, the actual daemons of malal include: a hook horror from D&D, a spooky flea with a giant human skull and a generic horned demon with a woman torso and mantis claws at the end of its tail.
What is this image, even?
Do not utter the name of the Unspeakable VN on this board.

They literally died for no reason.

>anything but the Astral Knights
The only acceptable spess muhreens

Da only gud legun is da emprahs greenest

Mhm, that's breaking the rules to you.
Well good thing you've been elected as a moderator and/or reporting every post in this very obviously off-topic thread, which will soon get noticed, deleted and the same will happen to all subsequent 40k threads.
Or maybe not? I'll let the results do the talking.

Rip in peace

>Mhm

>>>/reddit/

Is Warhammer 40k Space marine worth playing? I have it in my account and I've never installed or played it, I don't even think I've seen any gameplay videos or anything

when a Guardian of Contradiction (Malal's Greater Demon) fully matures a fragment of it branches off of it and has sex with the Sons of Malice
this is literally true

AWAKEN MY EMPEROR!

Because being a cog in the great work of the Machine God is much more fulfilling than any pleasures of base flesh.

>Gurren Lagann vs entire SM chapter
>Librarius Conclave psychically roflstomps the pilots into catatonia
>Woops

The Minotaurs put down the retarded space marines that the High Lords deem in need of a bitchslapping.

kek

He doesn't exist you faggot.

My favorite part of this is given the Blood Axes affinity for human tactics and kultur combined with generally being mistrusted and shoved off by other Clanz this isn't all that unlikely in the grand scheme of things.

>what does that make me?
always angry all the dime >:DDDDD
fug
>:DDDDDD

>High Lords
Literally disgusting lapdogs for corrupt government officials

>No mention of best Space Marines

A mistake of titanic proportions.

The greatest lie ever told

Why do all the good chapters have to die off? Why are we left with Mary Sue: The chapter, and the other shitty ones?

You mean this thing, at the end of it's tail?
That's pretty cool, where did you get this info? Anything else interesting?

>t.spass marine

Shut up, Ward.

The High Lords rule mankind with a benevolent and wise hands. You sound like a heretic, user.

so whats the deal with those super smart brown orks

>no Gaunt's Greenest novel

>shilling for eternal crusade because already invested in it
>need to start an imaginary feud between both games
>eternal crusade shaping up to be trash, deathwing shaping up to be excellent
>this buttfrustration, this buyer's remorse
What a faggot.

>t.chaos fag

It's to reinforce the idea that lofty ideals and noble aspirations have no place in the grim darkness of the far future, where there is only war.

>fight against demons better than anybody else
>not a single one has ever been corrupted
>Fantastic equipment and incredibly psychic powers
>Have stepped into the warp to bitchslap Mortarion

Don't be hating on the best. I bet you hate Ultramarines too

Minotaurs, not Brazen Minotaurs.

Yep

there is a bolter pattern designed for non-power armour wearing users.

Eh, it's alright. Kinda repetitive at times. Very pretty.

Yeeees? That would be mee~

Best primarch coming through.

Ogryns

Several, probably hundreds actually

That's not Lorgar Aurelian

>Slaughtered a bunch of loyal Sisters for no reason
Gay Knights are closet Khornates

The thing about Grey Knights is that they are really, really, REALLY good at their designated duty, which is destroying daemons.

Other than that though, they are only marginally better than regular marines.

The Months of Shame is a good example of this.

Is Deathwing worth it?

Their chapter master is the living definition of a Mary Sue.

Not really, most information about the Demons of Malal is either really vague or fanfiction. All of the Demons of Malal are specially designed to deal with the demons of the other chaos gods though, like how Hook Horrors prey on Daemonettes because they like to see their enemies suffer, Parasites of Malal are immune to disease, Paradoxes feed off of thoughts so they usually feed off of Daemons of Tzeentch, and Guardians of Contradiction make their enemies emotionless so Followers of Khorne can't become enraged.

FUCK OFF FROG

>legion gets BTFO off the bat
>almost gets fucked by Curze
>runs back to daddy
>fucks up his own gene seed
>...
yup, sure is the best alright

Bloodtide was retconned.

Yes, literally any bolter in non legion size.
That is to say, bolters are gyrojet weapons where the initial kick is just the kicker charge of each bolt that help it exit the bolter as the boltshell's rockets fire up, so even space marine sized bolters might be manageable if not unwieldy for a regular human.

HAH KENG THURGREM GRUJBERA

Tau are literally made for bullying

Ahh, I see you're an emasculated sisters of battle fan.

First of all, the Sisters were unable to contribute to the fight. So them dying was the best outcome. And every single Grey Knight uses sorcery, so they're not Khornate.

That was a shame, but the Grey Knights will settle the score with the Space wolves if they meet again. The Grey Knights were on the offense, and couldn't crack their shell.

He's been pretty much discarded, so you can stop worrying about Draigo now.

He's trying to defend his retarded investment, as if having one good WH40K game is better than having two. Except, you know, eternal crusade is looking like shit right before launch.

>comparing bush and dorn

Since when is chapter masters being unreasonably good at what they do a new thing?

Any good books about the Imperial Fists?

There's a certain line between being really good at doing something and flat out defying absolutely everything thrown at you for no good reason. Kaldor Draigo takes that line, shoves it up his ass, and goes to make a touchdown with it.

Black Templars with Lamentors, Red Scorpions, and Space Sharks not far behind

>That was a shame, but the Grey Knights will settle the score with the Space wolves if they meet again

They wouldn't. The Months of Shame are called the Months of Shame because the Greyknights recognized they were in the wrong and handling the Wolf's actions in the worse possible way. Recently in the fluff it came to the Grey Knights attention about the Wulfen while they were fighting Daemons together with the Space Wolves in the Fenrisian Systems. They understand the nature of the mutation and are trying to help them.

I always viewed it as after Horus saw the statues of all his loyalist brothers being worshipped he felt slighted that somebody of his magnitude was not also in favour of being worshipped. Little did he know the only reason they are worshipped was because of him. He felt as if the Emperor was only prretending to have these views for another motive therefore he started the Heresy as a way of saving the Imperium from what he thought was going to happen.

Emperor's chi-
Sorry, well I guess the Carcharodons and the Lamentors

Necrons
I mean
metal skeletons with green ray guns and muh ancient race shit

Also add Horus Rising, False Gods and Galaxy in Flames to the Good Tier, those are the three novels that really sold on me Warhammer 40k/30k.

Fun fact: the original monkeigh were a race brute savages who slaved the eldar in the past, until the latter rebelled and killed the former. As such, to the present-day eldar, that word means "race that deserves extermination" in other words, humans, orks, necrons and nids.
According some Horus Heresy books, maybe.

I dunno man, the Grey Knights whole thing is being Chaos-proof. If their greatest exemplar is able to wade around in the Warp, well, that's kind of a logical progression. Even he hasn't managed to affect any significant change in there, just annoy Chaos Undivided.

honestly I'd be down with an idea like that for a game.
>start off as a regular joe holding the line
>you start off easly fending off what they throw at you
>as the day goes on the lines get thinner and you have to work harder annd harder just to keep some distance
>odds are looking grim
Here's where things would get interesting
Normal day(wave defense)
>more imperials arrive and you finally get a breather as your new comrades help fend off the terrors of the warp.

abnormal day(boss fight)
>they throw a wraith your way and a bunch of shit your way
>reinforcements arrive
>it's not enough your comrades are dying left and right
>shit's looking grim
>space marines arrive with a bunch of cool shit you've never seen before
>they stomp their faces and send them back to the warp.

Why isn't there a shooter where you get a feel for how insignificant you really are, and your only value is in being part of a group

Draigo has fallen to Chaos, but he just doesn't know it yet.

Because being insignificant is boring.

Bought DoW2 yesterday, what will I be in for? I haven't played the original.

>40,016
>Nobody picking Crimson Fists

Singleplayer is great and leave you satisfied, but the multiplayer is just a fucking mess and is a massive shit on the term RTS.

Remember the time Kaldor Draigo showed up in Warhammer Fantasy and then they nuked the entire setting for more space marines

>literally mutating into sharks"
What are you talking about, they only get black eyes, scaly skin, and sharp teeth. Those are all more than believable gene-seed mutations.

Which one is the most interesting chapter?

I want Spesshulk: Deffwing to come out already.

I've always found the overly thematic mutations a bit silly, like the Space Wolves literally turning into wolf-men or the Salamanders getting scorched coal-black with firey red eyes, to say nothing of the Red Thirst. I'm invested in the Sharks for their modus operandi, for terrifyingly silent space pirates of unmatched brutality who despite their divergence from their origins have never forgotten the core beliefs they were founded on and defend their fellow men at every opportunity. Making them shark-men doesn't really add anything, to my mind.

There's a separate HH series listing

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It adds to the silent killer theme and further glorifies the fact that they're staunch defenders of humanity and the imperium despite their distance from it in every physical respect.

How else you expect the enemy to know fear?

oh boy, here we go.

>1 person made all of that
wow

But the Space Sharks are one of the most brutal chapters around and are suspected of cannibalism and betrayal of other loyalists humans and Astartes

>have to wait 2 months

Suffering. Where my battle brothers at?

>Generic haremshit 40K

>Dense as fuck Imperial Guardsman MC
>Slutty Slaanesh Daemoness trying to covert MC into Chaos
>Tsundere Sisters of Battle childhood friend that tries to cleanse MC with fire at every slightest ecchi/misunderstandings
>Fujoshit bait Pretty Marine who is secretly gay for MC
>Ara Ara MILF Commissar
>Token Loli Chaos Cultist-chan that's so KAWAII UGUU it's heresy to hate her
>Yandere eldar farseer stalking MC with prophecy that fucking MC will save her craft world
>Tyranid mascot pet
>Hipster Pacifist Ork Bro that hates fighting
>Necron Maiden who is hibernating in her resting place aka MC's bed
>Tau best girl that will never have enough screentime

We don't get any love user, we're too rational.

>Pacifist Ork
That would never happen

Has everyone forgotten about the Star Krakens?

>And winning.

>mildy upset over no commissar
>extremely upset over:pretty marine actually being gay instead of just playing that as a joke and he's actually a cool bro
>also PACIFIST ORK
I can accept all other things but these I cannot oblige.

>Ara Ara MILF Commissar

How you do fellow Cred Forumsermins?

>Gold Accents on the Sons of Malice
for some reason this really triggers me, it's looks like ass.

Tau. Kroot are cool though.

Ah, my apologies. The other two still stand. Ork should never not be violent in some fashion and pretty marine gayness would be better played off as a joke.

>Hipster Pacifist Ork Bro that hates fighting
But that's a terrible idea
A better one is that the MC bests an ork in combat accidentally and the ork thinks he's the best boss around, so he fights everyone else for da boss

>U HAVE CPT. DIOMEDEEZ
BROTHER I AM UNDER ATTACK
BROTHER I AM HERE
BROTHER I AM HIT
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DoW2 was based dont be a nostalgia fag about it

For some reason, dragon's crown reminds me of w40k

I like the Crimson Fists but the Imperial Fists will always be first in my heart.

They better have a button that just spams "FOR THE EMPEROR!" Or, hell, just have it be a rallying cry hat gives a buff.

Yeah it's basically greek tragedy tier levels of self fulfilling prophecies

And if those allegations were to be confirmed then I'd reconsider my position on them. But it wouldn't be the first time loyal marines have had bullshit heaped at their door just because they're a little creepy. The Lamenters can attest to that.

The orks were the best part of Retribution.

>Ork bodyguard
>Ork thinks you're wrestling with all the girls you take into your room at night and wants to wrestle too

Even as an IG fag, the orks are the best part of any Warhammer story.

I think the idea is more their names are inspired by their mutations. Some mutations became more of a curse or more significant later.

OI BOSS WOTS ALL DIS RACKET DEN
IZ YOO 'AVIN A SCRAP WIVOUT ME?

blood angels

>NO WAIT I'M ABOU.....

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>bang a girl
>the next day, Ork Bro sits you down and says he wants to talk
>"Boss... 'ave you been WAAAAAAAGHing wifout me?"
>"I 'eard you havin' some good fights"

>izzat since yoo fink I'm not proppa orky?
;_;

Listen mate, it's the type of fight where you use a klub fer stabbin', I'm not sure you'd know how to do it

>that dialogue with Bluddflagg guessing Kyras is on Cyrene
Pure gold.

>implying an Ork wouldn't figure out how to stab someone with a club

The ork bro would spend a week in the garage inventing stabby clubs and clubbing stabbers, probably

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