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>bloodborne
No one cares. Fuck off

Wake up, Maria-chan!

People are waiting for Bloodborne 2!!!!

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DUDE LET'S JUST HALF THE PLAYER'S HEALTH

Yeah no fuck the chalice dungeons

I ain't platinuming this shit

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>he has problems with cursed level 4 dungeons
Oh gee, how about you casual try out level 5 cursed rotten chalices?

ayyy

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Cute pantsu, Maria.

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Most common enemies two-shot me, this isn't fun

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Lady Maria is a slut!

A SLUT!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I値l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Byrgenwerth college, and I致e been involved in numerous secret raids on the fishing hamlet, and I have over 300 confirmed insight. I am trained in vampire magic and I知 the top Sudoku player in the entire Vileblood family. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nightmare, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me while I'm sleeping? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the healing church and your blood echoes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You池e fucking dead, by Kos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that痴 just by teleporting behind you. Not only am I extensively trained in impersonal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gehrman's hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the waking world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 田lever・comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gained some fucking insight. But you couldn稚, you didn稚, and now you池e paying the price, you beastly idiot. I will shit blood all over you and you will drown in it. You池e fucking dead, hunter.

Don't get hit.

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shh

>tfw you can read the symbols
Drilling kanji may be ass but that shit is definitely worth.

kawaii should be left well enough alone