Dad walks in

Just read this last night. Took a while to get to the hot dicking, but it was worth it

>you have shit tastes son

Artist is Octoboy. some stuff is nice but most of it is just really weird shit.

>TFW dad will never walk in

I posted this last time but

>TFW this happened to me but I was fucking a trap in the ass while he was wearing a chastity cage

>Page 1
>banana donger
Thanks anywho

Luka's a girl in that worldline, dickhead.

>you will never date him
>you will never make him feel special and cared for
>you will never get to treat him more gentle than you would a girl
>you will never go on lovey dovey dates to make him smile
>you will never embrace him the gentler you can
>you will never tongue his boypussy until it is soft and wet
>you will never get to hear his quiet moans and see his bright red ears of embarassment
>you will never hear him say "Don't... that is wrong... we can't do this" as you hungrily tongue his tight hole

Life isn't fair.

>dad walks in

sauce

exhentai.org/g/975685/54a995d416/

yo who's got the webm where the dickgirl's dick gets infused by the power of the dragon balls before getting slapped to the face by a celestial horse cock ? it was the first post and got a ton of (You)s last night

Is is just me or why the eyes look kinda weird?

>dad walks in
>starts jerking off as well
youtube.com/watch?v=1L79AzmlQy8

>tfw my parents would not even care if i was a bender the most i would get was banter from my sister

Feels nice to have parents that love me Cred Forums

Steins Gate is shit VN (like most VN) and you never get to fuck boy Ruka. Just putting it out there.

I like the one in the jester outfit at 1:55, what's her name?

Also, is this game fappable/sexy?

>Wanting a non-homosexual character to have gay sex

What is wrong with you

It's OK not to like homosex in game. It's just what I'm in to. Stop with bullshit rationalizations.

Then why don't you watch homosexual characters do it.

>tfw too ugly to ever get any boipucci

Why live

Cred Forums gives the impression that the game has homosex content. It has none. Just wanted to correct that so nobody has to waste their precious time if that's what they're looking for.

fucking a cute boy isnt gay

>you will never have forbidden love with Luka

He probably would think "my sons tries to date cartoon girls, at least he isn't gay"

I haven't ever been attracted to ankle girls before but gee wiz. That's one cartoon I could fall in love with.

Anime*... auto......correct.....

>boypussy

user what are you talking about, that's a girl in OP's picture

More like
>what a pathetic sack of shit, I can't believe he's only interested in 2d girls from chinese cartoons, I'm never going to get grandchildren before I die

...

No problem with that since I'm obviously winning.

>I'm never going to get grandchildren before I die
Do men actually look forward to this? Sounds like a women's thing.

>Dad walks in
>"When are you getting a girlfriend user"?

Are ya winnin', son?

Well you put all that effort into a bloodline that can withstand the test of time only to have your son fall in love with a cartoon character.
Imagine, you can't even get laid, your dad had to get laid, keep your mom, and spend 18+ years raising you.

>Son your waifu is shit, she is the worst human being ever.

>Well you put all that effort into a bloodline
People think like this? You're not a royal, nerd.

What game? I guess I don't mind a peepee for once.

>you're the reason your genetics were wiped from the face of the earth
>all of your failures will never be corrected by pulling a bare minimum for your family and species by diversifying the genepool

this entire game, jesus christ.

Steins;Gate

don't worry, he becomes a girl midway through the game

have you been living under a rock?
don't spoonfeed him, fag

kill yourself

Dont tell me what to do

Yeah, I know that Ruka is a girl in that timeline, but I am fine with normal Ruka, it is lewder this way, not to mention how lovestruke he would get knowing that you don't care about his sex.

>you will never hug him from behind
>you will never bury your face in that volumous hair
>you will never smell the sweet perfume that it releases

I would go to gay parades for this shit.

Thanks champ. You've got some great taste.

I'm not usually a fan of anime games, like I said. Be more like the other guy, you hipster douche.

>Spoiler
That's what I wanted, fuck whoever though making him a girl was a good idea.

>Ruka

>Dad walks in

>dad walks in

I just want to play a good game with forbidden love.

>he thinks genetics is a good argument
99% of unique genes/animal species is fucking wiped out
you are literally a .00001% anomaly that shouldn't exist

9.5 Thrust[s] Per Second

>you are literally a .00001% anomaly that shouldn't exist
Yeah and when some sort of supervirus starts killing billions you'll be glad the genepool is so diversified that not everybody in that 0.00001% will die, but we will add a few more zeros.

>9.5 Thust(s) Per Second
>Thrust faster.

>recently went to college
>sat next to some girl
>teacher groups us up
>I notice the quiet girl is actually a guy
>we talk and now we chill at lunch and go to the video game club
>we've become friends I guess

KV here, how do I know if he is gay , and how do I even let him know I want to kiss him and fuck his pale white ass, he's really androgynous but I don't see him acting gay or anything.

source

>That doujin
Jesus, guy literally rapes her as soon as he finds out his friend's actually a grill.[/spoiler.

>you will never smell the sweet perfume that it releases
YOU MEAN SWEET AND CHEESE SMELL FROM THE BALLS?
NIGGA I THINK UR GAY
DAMN SON GO FUCK SOME BITCHIES OR SOMETHING

Just get him super drunk and force yourself on him, same as with any other gender.

>9.5 Thrust(s) Per Second
>Thrust faster.

You're going to blow it anyway no matter what you do.

No. You're wrong. Boys crossdressing are pure, and infinitely better that dirty, disgusting, smelly girls in every single way.

>go fuck some bitchies

Do you think I am a faggot?

Give me some sauce and i'll give you some advice, trust me, i'm a 21 year old virgin that's also friendless.

>dad walks in
AHHHHHH

>Accept that the universe wants Tuturu dead
>Fuck female Luka forever

How is this not the best ending

Just hang out with him, guess he will end up opening up.

You could ask him.

I'd assume he wouldn't mind too much if you're good enough friends.

'why are the graphics so blurry, this game looks like crap'

>androgynous looking and acts normal
jackpot desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Rca7DLNpSzE

Nothing wrong with it. In this timeline Luka is a girl so it's okay.

Because Lukka is only beat in the worst girl category by Moeka and is worst boy

>female Luka
>not going full lovey dovey degeneracy
>2016

user...

Yes it is. Being gay and fucking boys is better. Even comparing based homos to pathetic heterocucks is insulting.

>dad disowns and banishes you

My dad actually recently played the MGS series. Walked in when I was playing that scene and sat down, asked to pass controller between fight styles.

>it has none
I got news, buddy

YEAH U WHITE KID ESE
I REALLY THINK THAT YOU ARE SOME KIND OF MARICA WHO PREFFERS A DICK OVER A GOOD CULO AN' HIPS
UR THE REASON LA VIRGEN DE GUADALUPE IS CRYING RIGHT NOW
KILL YOURSELF PENDEJO

>female
That's how. Fucking disgusting.

>posting that garbage music link
youtu.be/NcJvmrQDkmA

sauce me senpai

Yeah he doesn't seem weird he's just very quiet.

Thats the manliest shit though.

>not locking your door

Luka is best girl

>dad walks in

wtf is up with that video though

>dad kicks the door open

>he invites your little sister in and makes her watch while you play

>dad walks out

Shouldn't have been black then.