Cred Forums gets transported into the last video game they played

I'm hungry
My feet hurt.
It's hot.
There's sand in my pants.
The sun is bright.
I wish i was at home playing video games

>Yakuza 5

>Saint's Row 3
>Probably get to meet the muscle girl character I made

LET'S DO THIS SHIT

Street Fighter 4

at least it'll be fun to watch

>bloodborne

I'M GON DIE TONIGHT.

>Psycho-Pass Mandatory Happiness
I'm ready to die.

>Battlefield 3

Anons try to manage warfare and fail horribly, also lots of jet ramming

>broforce

Die in every imaginable ways there is

>Senran Kagura EV

we hit the jackpot boys

Those big hearty meals make up for the monster infested life

Get a load of this nigger.
What did I get wrong FAGGOT? Huh Autismo cunt? Fucking redpill me on Dark Souls 2 from those VaatiAutisya videos you watched.

The fact of the matter is I can't fucking die because I just come back. I'm gonna max out all my stats literally become superhuman. There's fucking at least 5 girls I could get the succ from. I mean shit nobody has even tried to fuck em they're all prob EZ virgins in a with no degeneracy waiting for my chosen undead ass or whatever to get my level 700 chad thunder cock 99 strength dick to splurge over their ass.

You wanna fight me? 1v1 me Iron Keep SM range of 40 million+ :^)

>Fallout 4
AD VICTORIAM

>Transistor
Shit

Use image search - Saucenao

exhentai.org/g/906406/66e9f1a5a8/

Dragon Quest 7, I'd just be a pointless NPC.

>Virtual On OT
>Grys Vok or Raiden pilot

Yeah, I'm pretty set. Kick ass and leave my enemies stuttering "He's fast!" during the day, get drunk at cyberpunk bar by night.
>inb4 >fast >Grys Vok, its a Red custom

>Cred Forums gets transported into the last video game they played
Harvest Moon

None of the village girls are going to want to marry me and in a year I'll be forced to leave the village...
Rejected in real life and in vidya...

:'(

>Sm4sh
I'm gonna smash WFT allright.

Wow, you are a MEGA douche.

Like seriously, no one cares, dude.

>Booted up Undertale for three minutes to get a screenshot

I can totally live with this

>Wipeout HD
As long as I don't have to actually pilot anything I'm good.

>The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza
>and my feet are killing me

>WoW
>last character played was a orc leveling warlock

>summon succubus
>have sex
>enslave mistress of pain demoness
>have sex

>succ the souls of others to live an immortal life

>Starbound
24/7 FLORAN PUSSY
YA'LL JELLY

>League of Lels

nice i guess i like demacia

>Undertale

Finally, I can live forever with goat mom and fuck her.

>Overwatch
Looking forward to meeting the wide range of heroes. Cough cough.

>Avoid missions with Kanon at all costs
>Not giting gud at staying out of her line of fire
You'll never win with that attitude son.

>Persona 2 Innocent Sin
Unless I get a Persona not much changes except I'm in Japan, I hope there are no rumours about me.

Not entirely sure how that'd work.

>Battlefield 4
Shame i have atrocious winrate. at least finished the SP campaign on "hard" without dying.

you will be stuck in frozen time though, and nothing much really changes

>keep hazmat suit for days
>sleep with AK in hands
>every day you can die from anomaly, claws, radiation or bullet
Well, i kinda fucked.

>Overwatch

rest in piss me

>Maplestory
I would literally fuck most monsters.

>Bloodlines

We are already in this universe

Well you're just being transported there, so unless you're in a war zone I doubt you'll ever meet the Overwatch heroes.

On the bright side though, you get to live in the future. Enjoy the Xbox One Million for me

Not in the shoes of the MC, I take it?

>Persona 4 Golden
>Suddenly a high school student in Inaba
>Maybe get forced into the investigation team if I'm lucky
>More likely end up the inadvertent MC of the fanfic I want to write set in Inaba about the funny side-characters you can potentially talk to throughout P4.

At least I get to be in high school again, and in Japan too.

You sound like you're 12. I don't even think undead can get erections.

>This doujin

Ponpon itai is a God

Wow, you just got fucking TOLD and that's your response? lol.

What do you use to find sauce? This has got to be the 100th time I've seen you link when requested.

Reverse image search.

I hope you know how to speak Japanese

Trials in Tainted Space

can't wait to get my booty pounded

>path of exile
well i am fucked

Like google? Because that shit never works.

How's y0r job at Home Depot matey

Lichen it much?

lel

>still hasn't been translated into English
What the FUCK

>Dota

Im gonna fucking crawl into some trees and just fucking hope. Maybe ill try to find ET and have him get me the fuck outs there

>Exanima
Fucking hell. At least I can move things with my mind. Always wanted to do that and presumably, there's a world outside the dungeon.

>IIDX is now my life
>punished brutally for every small mistake
>always arrive either too early or too late
>girls only show up when I get at least AA on anything

Wait, this sounds like my current life.

what's with the sad panda?

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>move in the mansion in majula with the fire keeper
>fill her everyday with estus from your long sword

Just need a human effigy and it's good to go cunt.

Addons like SauceNao, Tineye, and iqbd (except that last one barely ever works). Also Exhentai when it wants to work.

For that specific manga though, I just went to ex and searched Splatoon.

Google has been shit for a while, mentioned it before long ago, but you can't even apply &safe=off to the search anymore, still brings up the same results.

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Everything is filled with poisonous miasma and there are clones of people everywhere and it's freaking everyone out. Also everything is really expensive and the land keeps rising and falling, it's really buggin' me out, I don't think this is how physics works. The technology here is very limited and apparently people from a thousand years ago had better tech. I wanna go home.

Different guy but I never expected how you cunts expect people to use some fucking site that doesn't even load properly without an extension.

Dude, wat? Is that supposed to be an insult?

>Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Brith 3

Hopefully Iris Heart is gentle....

Yeah but if you go home you won't be able to fuck Anise.

>Dead Rising 2 OTR

>DOTA

I'd just chill by the fountain and hope not to die. Maybe Lina or Tresdin or Winter Wyvern would be dtf

>Titan Quest
>Slaying beastmen left and right

I can't fuck her anyway, she's always surrounded by these scary looking guys and the one with glasses keeps giving me this smug ass grin like he knows what I'm thinking.

>that doesn't even load properly without an extension

>Overwatch
Pretty good.

>(except that last one barely ever works)
It works just fine for random pieces of artwork, but it doesn't do jack shit for doujins.

>he still uses an extension

Just get yourself a shitload of money. She'll come to you.

he's right tho
once you get the king's blessing you can live forever, die as many times as you want and still keep your body intact, you stop decaying

You have a big advantage because you aren't made of Jello. Beat them up. Beat them all up.

>doesn't even load properly without an extension

???

>Path of Exile
So either I'm living on the island it takes place on and I'm struggling to survive or I'm living under the oppressive rule of the Church.

>Neptunia VII
I actually wouldn't mind living the rest of my life in the Neptunia world. Plenty of vidya and you could literally worship a goddess. Noire has no friends

>be undead
>generally just slumming through shit with undead bros
>come across Waifu material at Majula
>dick is a gnarled, dried out old husk
>much like the rest of me
>continue slumming it elsewhere

such is the life of an accursed undead.

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She has Uni. Who has a boyfriend.

The extension barely ever worked for me after a month, so I just edit the cookie and set the expiration to the year 9999.

>doesn't do jack shit for doujins
Which would imply why it barely ever works for me. I only ever use reverse image searches for possible fap material.

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I gave up trying to access it after I lost my really old account and getting a new one is a pain in the ass.

>Overwatch
>just got done trying to Zen it up in ranked

Fuck. Do I become a me-ified version of the character I'm playing as? I guess being best healer is cool.

>cute girl fucked by the fattest ugliest asshole
Why do Betamale Japs like this shit? Their women have better tastes

Noire would do anything to have a friend. Hyperdevotion elaborates on this.
Nep is most probably lez, each sequel pushes this further.
Blanc outright hates men.
Vert likes them, but as a voyeur since she's into yaoi.

Why do you think Asian women crave American dick so much? They want out.

>Dragon Quest 7
I hope villager life treats me well

fuck off iphone shitter.

can someone explain to me what is the Circle (second character first square) which appears on those doujinshi?

The extension just steals your account info, why do you think no one uses it and belittles those who do?

Censorship mark

They're decrying Japanese women choosing to be with foreign men by drawing said men as fat ugly assholes.

I think that's even more beta

Uni's fiancé candidates are huge mechs tho.

Censorship circle.

Vert has shown she has no problems using her Verts to seduce men. God I hate PP.

It's a maru, used to censor things, sorta like asterisks (sh*t instead of shit).

It's a censor.

The relevant equivalent in English would be something like "In the year 20██" or "lol don't worry she's already █2 years old"

Hey samefag

>Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

Welp. Hope I get to be a hobbit.

You have good taste.

>352151792
>/f/
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>SP
>/po/
>/ck/
>/ic/
>/toy/
>/3/
>/t/
>Not weeb

I thought it was about immersion

Prove it.

LOL?

Persona 4

I don't think much would change beside the fact that I would be in a location I don't really know of.
But I mean every days great at your Junes.

how do you connect to the site then

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I'm okay with this.

Like a normal fucking human being.

Log into e-hentai then go to sadpanda. If you don't want to do this every goddamn time edit your cookies and set the expiration date to 9001.

Well at least I can try to recruit Ose so I can marry him.

Maybe I should give him a Bead

Check the source code.

but she's just tantalizing them to get what she wants, not seduction as genuine romantic interest, any lez can do that

>Conquest of Elysium 4
Fuck, time to get eaten by a dear.

You lurk

thanks guys, as i've guessed

>Project Highrise
Am I the building manager or one of the office drones? Either way, beats searching for a job at the moment.

Time I posted this I suppose.

>create e-hentai account
>open cookie manager
>delete all exhentai cookies
>copy highlighted cookies from e-hentai
>rename copies exhentai
>change expiration dates to 9999

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i dont get it

Why would you even save that image?

>not getting raped by void beast that spawned outide your home on turn 1
get gud

casual filler

DQ7

Just have to hope i get dropped into one of the safer and less depressing towns

>disgaea
tfw prinny

>Cities Skylines
Keep living my normal life, I just get transported to a very shitty looking commie block city with god-awful road network and despite that all the populace keep tweeting how it's the "best city ever" for some reason.

Seriously speaking I'm horrible at creative shit and it comes off as patronizing when all citizens are constantly fellating the player provided they get their bare minimal needs served.

Yes, let more normalfags in why don't you

That's what I was referring to, yes.

>not accidentally opening a portal to hell in your barn
Absolute pleb.

what game

>reading comments on ex

That's not what it's for.

Look at that blasted ass
Isn't it beautiful

That's no normie, that's exhentai's barneyfag: anticrack-kun.

>SFV
Yeah, this is fine.
Time to get buff

I'm sorry you aren't trapped in a better fighting game.

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fuck off trip-fag

KYS

So...I'm trapped in Dragon Quest VII? That could either REALLY suck, or REALLY rock. It helps that nearly every chick in the game is a total babe and mostly brainless.

>Furi
Fuck.

GO BACK

pls no

>Spirits of Justice

I'm going to adopt Armie!

>Yokai watch 2
Do I get a watch? Either way its a nice world so I wouldn't mind

>WoW
Can I finally impregnate a Pandaren?
Can I finally drown Orgrimmar and dismantle the Horde?

Splatoon