Is sex better than video games?

Is sex better than video games?

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Not with something like that

your an asshole

I wouldn't know, I'm a 24 year old virgin who's never had a girlfriend before.

No, sex is sloppy and messy. Then if you get the other person pregnant, you will lose your life and have to dedicate all your time to the well being of the child.

Why is that anus so huge?

For real, the answer is no. If I'm having sex, I know it's fleeting. I know in days I will be alone again.
Vidya is always there. Easy choice.

Wizardry will come soon brother.

>27
shit

>thought sex would be fantastic
>lube feels weird
>condoms chafe
>have to worry about pleasing the partner instead of just jacking it
I have no idea why Chads love this shit so much

that butthole is too big

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fart in my f-f-f-face baby

This thread is fucking amazing.

I've been dating the same
Gir l since I was 16, cheated
On her, jerked off a lot, fought a
Lot. But yes sex is better than video games.

its shooped. shame since id like to sink my fist in that

Short term. Yes
Long term. No
Sex is overrated

It's a great side dish.

I just got done fucking a broad in the ass.

And now I'm going to go play some Verdun.

and if you just focus on yourself, orgasm and go about your day your partner gets all pissy

Honestly? Nah. I've had sex once, and it hurt.

Horse anus

looks like the underside of a sea urchin

>not bleached

Yes but only if you're both in the mood for it

Got a blowjob today.
Also got to chapter 14 in Bayonetta 1.

Tough comparison, really.

What the fuck that's disgusting

No

but that asshole looks delicious

That asshole looks like a space monster.

5

Videogames.

They're about equal. If I had to pick one, it'd probably be video games (assuming I'm allowed regular access to whichever I pick - I don't play nearly as much vidya as I'd like right now because of work and uni)

where is her dick?

It's a lot more emotional, but gitting gud at dmc4 really gave me some intense moments of euphoria.

>its shooped
you have any sources to back that up

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Sage thank god hiro is looking to remove canadians and auscuks from this shithole

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Did you only do it once?

My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards OP, but it does contain the unstoppable FIVE.

It's not really a fart when the anus isn't able to keep a tight air seal. The air just leaks out all the time then.

I really wish I could say "yes".
But no.

/thread

What do you think that butthole smells like?

C-Can i have some (You)s p-please?

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hurry, dump more, mods will be back any moment

>Have to worry about pregnancy, assuming you're not a fag
>Have to worry about STDs regardless of your sexual orientation
>Have to take STD tests after every partner to make sure you're clean
>Have to worry each time you have sex without a condom with a woman even if you don't cum inside of her because you can STILL get her pregnant with shitty little precum

Sex is fucking awful even if it does feel great The bad shit far outweighs the good.

are teeth better than video games

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>failing this hard
check my 4

I'm always paranoid about the possibility of getting my gf pregnant even though I always use a condom. Why do I do this to myself?

fuck that is another Grade A asshole

Check my 1(one)

here you go friend, use them in good health

How does this taste? I feel like I'll never know.,

Is shitposting better than sex?

>those disgusting lips
boner dropped

lmao that photoshop

I've had sex and it's pretty boring
Trust me, wizards-in-training, when i say that it's not worth pining over. It's awkward, it's rough, it can be painful, and depending on how autistic you are it'll leave you with 20 new things to lie in bed at night and cringe about having done.

I mean it is on the page mods...

YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY, WATCH THIS.

EIGHT

I feel like dudes are better for sex than chicks.
I have like 19 years of pleasuring myself so I know how a dick works, I know how to make you orgasm. So I can fuck you in the ass and get myself off and jerk you off and we're both happy.

But chicks are a different story, most don't like anal and when I finish they're huffy and puffy because i didn't make them orgasm alongside me so I just go down on them. Eating them out is boring, I'm just licking the same little nob of skin.

Dudes > chicks.

like a penny

Lick your armpit.

poor virgin

Wanna here a joke?

What do you call a magic owl.
HOODINI. If you don't reply to this your mom and pets will die in their sleep.

salty urine

games are getting progressively worse every year

big AAA dev games actually have far less gameplay than games from twenty years ago, tell worse stories, have shitty orchestral music, and are stuffed with memes, censorship, and SJW friendly safe space bullshit

sex wins, assuming you A) get it frequently and B) get it with someone willing to indulge your fetishes

Sometimes it's acidic, sometimes it's kinda sweet. If you do it long enough the only thing you'll notice is how tired your tongue is getting

You get a couple great sexual experiences, then it gets boring and turns into a chore

Sex with lover > video games > masturbation > sex with random girls

like another mans dick

i love butts

Just man up and rawdog her a few times, then you'll have almost a year of not having to worry about getting her pregnant because she already will be.

Awful sex will always beat an awful video game. But an amazing video game will always be better than amazing sex.

It depends on the girl, but the general answer is it's "fishy" and salty. Some guys like it, some don't. You usually grow accustomed to it after eating a girl out several times.

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>No buddy to pound your buttpucci

Not great, no matter how you swing it. I like eating out but god the taste is meh

exactly this.

Depends if it's a trap. I fucked my androgynous friend in the ass. It was much tighter than my ex gfs pussy.

Taste your precum, that's what it tastes like. Combine it with the smell of gnarly armpit odor after a day or two. You're welcome.

Fuck imagine the xbox hueg shits that must come from there.
I woudl stimulate her anus until she shits all over teh place like that video of the african kid sucking a cow's anus

Good job janitors

Tastes slightly sour most of the time at first and then there's almost no taste

It looks like something's about to come out, honestly.

Ok

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He's licking it wrong, you'll never get a girl off like this.

>virgin
I tried basically every tipe of cunt
inner are best

Nope, unless you're in love with the person you're having sex with.

more

i love stefani

damn its really that big

I love these threads.

breaks the repetition

Decent joke but could've been better.

Why are people who don't know hygiene allowed in porn?

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shit

I just pull out and cum on her face instead. No worries that way, the one time I came in the condom she was worried she got pregnant and stressed out about it for a month delaying her period to the point we did think she was pregnant.

Also guys who've fucked an Asian girl, trying to get it in without lube or a condom is it supposed to be that hard? Once I'm in and she's self lubricating it's fine but going in dry hurts.

You fucked up so bad.
Watch this nine.

Every girl is different

MODS THIS IS NOT VIDEO GAMES

JANITORS THIS IS NOT VIDEO GAMES

NOT VIDEO GAMES

SOMEBODY HELP

What's goin' on in this thr-

pics user

replying to this is now grounds for a ban

mods can go fuck themselves

hot damn thats a nice ass

You know that time when you in a classroom where there are more girls than guys and sometimes you notice a feint aroma of rotten tuna? Try imagining tasting that.

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It's the smell you really gotta watch for

I'm not gay but i'd love to eat that asshole and rub our cocks together

Feel?

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>implying he ever did it
>implying he isn't just making up a scenario in the hopes others confirm his suspicions in order to help his insecurities with being a very old virgin

How many replies is this thread gonna get

>one solid white section
>teeth

hahaha well meemed my friend.

Should I?

Actually I tried that gay anal sex. Unlike with a chick he was in instant heaven just from me sticking it in and doing what I wanted.

Was pretty neat.

ITT: a bunch of clueless people give their take on sex

Sex is fucking amazing, you just suck at it like you do at video games.

kekking hard

Why can precum get a girl pregnant?
Does god hate us?

Fuck you retard

Why not both?
>Qt friend sucked me off once while I was playing Dark Souls 2
He was pretty good at it too.

post the sequel of 2 babies 1 fox

Shit joke.

Take care of that boner u virking skeleotr LOLOLOOLLO

Scratch your pubes and smell your hand. It tastes like that smells.

-virgin

Spot the virgins.

No user. Let her just drink a glass of milk.

Like a bonehead like you knows anything about sex

Yeah, you should check this

THREE

fag