Girl joins a server

>girl joins a server

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>girl joins a server with her boyfriend

>girl gets banned

>get banned
>reason: STOP KILLING MY GF

>girl (male) joins the server

this is hands down the worst

why is nico so shit? she ruined the whole franchise

>bear joins the server

Happen in TF2

>she was a medic
>her boyfriend was a heavy

Like pottery

>that one guy with typical sperg-voice trying to flirt with her

>girl is one of the admins of the server

Best girl.

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>its an "OP posts a not vidya anime greentext thread" episode
Cool thread faggot.

>anime girl joins the server

Nico posters are at it again.

>dominate both of them

Yep.

>join a server with female admin
>she bans me for swearing

This is why we don't have female leaders.

>the server joins the orgy

>Guy joins the server

>Girl joins the server
>No one gives a shit
>Game continues as normal

Drama queens, all of you.

>try talking on mic
>"are you a girl?"
>"wooo we got a girl"
>"are you got"?
>i'm not a girl

DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU SLUT

>girl (male) joins the thread

>i'm that boyfriend

>Chad joines the server

>Akarin enters server
>Gets her built for sex body well and truly violated.

>join server
>girl admin
>she is pretty cool
>guy admin
>complete cuck gets catfished all the time
WEW

>Akarin enters server
>player not found

>user posts love live shit

>He tells me his favorite Love Live is Nico

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>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME

>im not a game of thrones

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>girl joins the guild

>Girl joins the server
>End up becoming friends
>find out four months later that they and your friend were getting all involved in PMs
>They start acting flakey as hell and ignore you

Fuck man,

is that the hand signal for "semen demon"

>girl joins a server
>everyone directs their attention to her
>shes a regular on the server so everyone knows her
>she starts doing that friendly heavy bullshit
>kill her because shes on the opposite team
>"WTF IM FRIENDLY DONT KILL ME"
>tell her to start helping her team because they were losing
>get banned by one of the admins who was flirting with her over the mic the entire time

please don't do this

>she's the healer

>female (male) friend joins the server
>moans my name over mic making everyone uncomfortable
>we laugh about it after our post-game sex

grill here
>join server
>talk on mic
>everyone acts like something extraordinary happened

I just want to play

Go back to your worst girl corner Eli and leave the actual good idols alone.

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>she gets more attention than the fuccboi of the guild

dont talk on mic

Want to go on a date?

>I just want to play
then play with your mouth shut bitch

It's very comfy to convert a normie to a gamer gurl. I had to teach one the dangers of the internet and tell her not to talk to internet strangers or use obvious xxgamergirlxx names.

The most difficult part was that the she suffers from motion sickness. Thus, she was stuck to healslut type roles(Not that I am complaining, she was MY healslut and mine alone). I had to find ways and games that make it fun and not a chore for her.

tl;dr If you want a gamergurl, make one yourself. The others are most likely used goods and was converted to gamergurl by another guy.

she was prolly a 300lb ugly whale cause if she was pretty she wouldn't cry over some beta autist in a mmo

>girlfriend is the heavy
>I'm the medic

She sucks at medic, it's easier this way.

I want to fuck Nico while Maki watches.

>don't communicate with your team
>it's your fault spergs can't control their autism

>playing MKX
>playing girl
>she doesnt speak but has girl gamertag and avatar
>were evenly matched and have good rounds
>play like 20 rounds of good fun while i drunkenly banter on the mic and she says nothing
>after i get bored say peace and send her a friend request saying we can play more later
>she doesnt add me or respond

Astoundingly accurate tier list.

DUBLIN

>rin
>high

post her porn

>mfw I'm a gamer dude

Are you a gamer dude?

It's alright to communicate in order for team cooperation. It only makes sense.

Her anime girl pictures imply something else though, I'll give you that.

I love this site so fucking much sometimes.

>"girl" joins the server
>dogshit falsetto that hurts everyones ears, constantly telling everyone about their day
>can't tell them to shut the fuck up without getting kicked or banned

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is this thread an excuse to post your anime faces?

>why is this allowed

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not my fault my waifu is so damn hot

>Her anime girl pictures imply something else though, I'll give you that.
that's what tipped me off as well
only ERPing deviants save a bunch of embarrassed anime girl pics to shitpost with

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>anal idol
>average
back to tumblr you go.

I don't even watch anime and I think your taste is shit.

>what looks like a boy is in Great while that qt with the rabbit is Average

Apparently it was obvious you were after more than just some friendly rivalry.

Or girls are just plain assholes.

Could be a bit of both.

>tfw everyday I get closer to picking up Love Live

serves you well you thirsty virgin

>baiting this hard
this, that poster is a fat autistic neckbeard pretending to be a girl

Iori mind

clearly she thought it was rape

If you like cute girls and anime you'll like it.

>Iori
>deserving great tier

Good is arguably too good for her.

>In game Lobby
>Girl on team
>Instantly disconnect
>Loss avoided

Not necessarily. ERPing deviants are females as well.

But I hate myself.

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You love double standards and general idiocy?

>We don't treat females in games differently from males only dumb whiteknights do
>OH SHIT IT'S A FEMALE QUICK TELL HER TO SHUT UP BEFORE AUTISMOS LATCH ONTO HER AND RUIN EVERYTHING!

???

Along with having cute girls, it's also pretty funny too.

The songs suck though, except for this
youtube.com/watch?v=yqWt6LxPMT4

>october 2015
>stumble on a girl's steam profile
>see fedora lords and orbiters
>her profile has pictures of her legs in a bathtub
>comment that shes an attention whore
>4 neckbeards attacks my profile saying shit
>someone adds me
>a random gril
>ask why
>because you called her out and i thought it was funny
>ok
>Later the attention whore adds me and tries to convert me to be her friend then she stopped responding.
>a bunch of people starts arguing on my profile
>And THEN some random faggot in the Cred Forums steam group started commenting on my profile trying to talk to the girl.
>He ended up adding her and started roleplaying
>AND THEN some guy added me telling me hes in the same boat and that she hates trannies and stuff
>ok
>deleted all of the shit that happened, all comments, friends and tried to erase my memory
>New years eve
>log into steam
>new message on your profile
>its from the roleplayer and the girl
>happy new year user ;)
>what the fuck.jpeg
I deleted all of it but like 2 months ago she added me again telling me she missed me or some shit.
Did i witness "that" part of steam?
Have i officially experienced steam drama?

Okay, which one is actually worse?

A girl or the hungry betas and whiteknights that orbit her?

>TFW I play mostly single-player games and other older games like PSOBB or Battlefront II where mostly guys play and has no voice chat.

Guess I don't have these problems.

But is there a plot, and is it good?

>White knighting faggots

i see i struck a nerve
>>>/reddit/ is that way, friendo

Reminds me of this girl that used to play MKX on PS4 all the time for a while. Some girl with an AsianChick gamertag or something. Anyway, she'd be on every day and actually wasn't bad, but wasn't that great either. She constantly blasted her music in the background while playing. In the weeks that I saw her online, there'd always be someone trying to white knight her or hit on her. One guy got all pissed off because he'd sent her a friend request and she sent him back a message telling him to stop harassing her. Shit was hilarious.

Only thing that annoyed the fuck out of me was whenever I was matched up against her and beat the shit out of her, she'd just stop fighting back halfway into the second round. I'd stop too and just throw a couple of punches to see if her controller stopped working or something and she'd go "Just finish me off". It was so unsatisfying.

Be quiet you cringe worthy cunt.

>In game Lobby
>Girl on team
>Instantly disconnect
>miss out on finding your kindred spirit, becoming best friends over the months, finally making the first awkward meeting irl and making sweet passionate love before playing videogames together in eachothers warm embrace

High School girls start an idol group to save their highschool.

It's good if you like cute anime girls and anime stereotypes in general.

There's no real substance though.

>girl on team
>she outfrags everyone else

>girl joins server
>be nice to her
>she doesn't want to be my gf
Fucking women, I try to be a nice guy but they just have too many beta orbiters blocking them

steam id?

Love Live is the Evangelion of anime.

I hate women, user. And I play to win at all costs.

I'm sure it's too often the case that they love all the attention and feed off of it, taking away from the point of the voice chat - playing the freaking game.

It's no wonder someone might instantly think like

>watching Toy Story
>sad

I don't understand.

>no actual arguments

Some irony sending me to reddit, when this place is the exact same echo chamber, just differently themed.

In all seriousness, the girl you sent it to could have been eight years old and had no clue how to use any of Miiverse's functions.

When has this ever happened?

You first.

What makes you say that?

is this porn?

You be sad too if you had to talk to a radiation inspector beforehand.

Wait, fuck, I misread that. Never mind.

It's pretty easy to tell the two apart.

>remember kids, NEVER answer the door when your parents aren't home
It's japan, just try to guess what happened.

>MKX
>Miiverse
Hahah they wish.

yeah but i won at the game of imagination

>girl joins game
>treat her like I do anyone else
>girl usually appreciates being treated like a person and not some online fuck toy and talks with me
>everyone else in the server gets salty as shit over it
This has happened so many times. I just have a normal fucking conversation and coordinate with a girl on my team instead of trying to hit on her and the sperglords trying to get laid end up hating the shit out of me. I was even accused of being chad once.
Why can't betas just play the game?

>why is this allowed

Girl got raped by old man and he recorded it and at the end of the story she moved and tried to forget but the story ended up being repeated in a different town.

It the poor man's Idolm@ster, I don't know how you can see appeal into it.

>nu-males on Steam gift my gf games
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But no, really, thanks, they were pretty fun games.

>getting this buttblasted over muh gender equal treatment
ask yourself whether you truly belong here instead of leddit

This. Both r9k betas and chads are fucking loathsome because they have only one thing on their mind. The former obsessed with their misery and difference from the rest and the latter with themselves and their desire to empty their balls into the closest cumdumpster.

It doesn't matter. People sperg out either way, even if she doesn't do anything wrong, then blame her for it. It's a double standard.

steamcommunity.com/id/gashunkgashunk/
hopefully we share similar games

Geiger counter.

Ok, here's my opinion.

Girls like attention, no doubt about that. A guy wants to give her this attention and affection. If she's your girl, it's cute. It's just a quality if women, that some of them can control and keep in check.

But the guys who all swarm over her, those are the pathetic, horny animals who can't control themselves. They're the main problem in this situation.

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>strawmen and assumptions

You're pretty stupid I see.

>nobody joins the server

I love anime faces!

>girl joins server
>she's a spider

On your comment page you'll find "Fullmetal".

Destroy.

>Girl joins server
>She won't shut the fuck up on voice chat, swearing and memeing 24/7
>Sounds like a possessed donkey when she laughs

>girl joins server
>she's actually good at the game

I know that feel.

>playing with my mate and his gf
>we all banter constantly, all equally
>we play a server, I start talking shit to everyone
>when I start some "beef" with my dudes gf, the server erupts
>All three of us are keking it in discord

>faggot weeb who wishes he was a girl joins a server

oh

God fucking damnit I hate this smug bitch and her smug bitch smile.

I dated a femanon for a bit and when we played GTA:O, I'd have her call in helicopters and jets simply by asking for them. Betas will do literally anything for a "thank you"

>gril sounds cute
>find out shes disappointingly bland looking

Normalfag please go and stay go

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I'm so I agree. It's a bit of both.

And to think this thread started out with Love Live posting.

>not a native english speaker
>can write flawlessly, but haven't trained pronunciation basically never (only talking to myself)
>"hey user, get on mic"

fuck me

That's not the topic though.

>Grill joins the server
>Spamtasia straight outta hell
>Tell her to shut the fuck up and start playing instead of bitching about how her day was and how she wants to be washed with attention
>Admin tells me to be nicer
>Grill tells me why I'm being mean to her and I should like her
>Tell her I'm here to game not to flirt with 300lb whales
>Get banned

Those fucking bitches everytime.

Just do it pussy.

I knew a guy in community college who was Polish.He had an awesome accent.

Could your accent be good?

is u me?

STOP SMILING

You will never ever sound right.

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I actually keep calm and don't really care if a girls playing, but the thirsty orbiters get ravenous at me for getting even mild success with them just by normal communicating. Does this mean i've won or something?
I mean its not like i'm getting free nudes from it, though i've gotten tit pics from one drunken girl I knew and got added by, was okay I guess

>da chub
>mid tier

I think not, she is high tier

HeY GUYS I AM A GAAAMER Guurrl look at me!

>squeaker joins the server

what the fuck

You sound like Ash Ketchum.

>girl joins the server
>she isn't a snek

I feel for my online friend. I've witnessed creepy as shit dudes try hitting on her with the subtly of a fire truck.
>playing a game with a couple friends, both girls
>one has a friend who constantly tries hitting on her
>this friend joins our chat
>as soon as he hears a new female voice he tries starting conversation with her, asking what games she has so they can play together
>she just gives a vague answer, clearly not interested
>he keeps randomly bringing up personal questions, like asking where she lives
>at this point we're just ignoring him, and the girl who was his friend leaves the chat
>friend and I ignore him for 30 minutes while we play shit, I would have just kicked him but she was the party leader
>after 30 minutes of no one talking to him he randomly asks "are you single?"
Like holy shit, take the fucking hint