Okay, I'll join you! But only if you address me with -sama from now on!

Everything can be for sexual user. Welcome to the internet.

What's there to get? Boos are cute & Bow is both cute & hot. It's real simple.

She sexualizes herself.

>You will never be able to play Paper Mario for the first time once more

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why am I attracted to a cartoon ghost?

See, it's like
with girls, you have it all and start having to take away points for what she has
but bow has nothing wrong with her. she's just a 10/10 from the get go
no wrinkles, no tattoos, no dumb navel piercings or FUCKING face studs.

Her personality is the same as a woman and she is cute...unlike a real woman.

I thought the fan was an ice cream cone.

P E R S O N A L I T Y
O
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T
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OJOUS

Why does everything get better when you turn it into an anime girl?

There's a really weird vore/scat comic with her.

Resemblance is good, so can't blame you.
However it means you didn't play the games, cause it is pretty obvious it isn't ice cream when you get her final upgrade.

When I first played I meant.

Bow is a shit, she can't do anything against final bowser.

OHOHOHOHO~

because I can't be stopped from doing so.

Sure you can, just wait until you have Alzheimer's and then forget that you want to play it for the first time ever.

Just cause she can't do anything against the final boss doesn't mean she sucks for the rest of the game.
She is pretty good to let herself be copied by those copy enemies, just equip yourself with the defense up badge, and the copy can't even do any damage to you.

I want to FUCK those waifus!

that's what I said about princess kenny
but she's hot

I thought it was a bouquet of flowers before I got her final upgrade.

Even the one that has a penis in Japan?

especially that one

I wonder what being sucked off by a Boo would feel like

GHOST
BLOWJOB

I forgot to add that the top right one can go find someone else.

And I dont know which of those has a penis in japan, but as long as it isnt the top right one im ok with it.

Jokes on you I fap to futas plowing dudes.

Nothing wrong with sucking a cute girl's feminine penis.

Like NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL

Because anime girls are the height of human evolution.

Fuck now I gotta fap.

Which one do you think it is?

You mother fucker now I can't unsee that

The bottom left. Vivian.
It's masculine. I've seen art. Not my cup of tea, to be honest.

>And I dont know which of those has a penis in japan
He's talking about the qt, Vivian.

Such a shame. She's the best partner. Into the trash it goes, futafags ruin everything.

what's a sama? like a samoan? I don't understand you're backwards language. how about you get out of my country before I recite words from the bible and shoot you in your head you sandnigger.

Sauce on Vivian "Officially having a dick"?

I will probably headcannon she doesn't have a dick even if someone does provide sauce.

I don't speak moon, but it's in the original text.

You could be getting a ghost blowjob right now!

right, I knew about vivian but in my hastened arousal I completely overlooked the bottom left.

Don't derail a promising ojou thread with tranny faggotry, you degenerate fucks

absolute perfection

>Sama (様【さま】?) is a more respectful version of san for people of a higher rank than oneself, toward one's guests or customers (such as a sports venue announcer addressing members of the audience), and sometimes toward people one greatly admires. Deities such as the native Shinto kami and the Christian God, are referred to as kami-sama, meaning "God-sama". When used to refer to oneself, sama expresses extreme arrogance (or self-effacing irony), as in praising one's self to be of a higher rank, as with ore-sama (俺様?, "my esteemed self").

tcrf.net/Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door/Version_Differences#Vivian

Okay, Shitsama.

The way I see it, it was retconned overseas. So Western Vivian is female.

SILICONE

to defeat this...super gay tag team gay dating thread
here's the best partner in a Paper Mario game

It's tainted. Tainted, I say!
The trash is the only place it can exist.

WOO WOO WOO

D-delete this!

Get that faggot out of here
>Not wanting to partner with a female
You are actually homo, aren't you?

You could be GIVING a ghost blowjob right now!

So basically, Vivian was a boy in Japan and gay was OK, but when they were porting it they said "fuck that shit" and made her a girl?

Huh.

Oh well, Goombella is still pretty cool. Ms Mowz is kinda lame, though.

WOO WOO

>he didn't upgrade Bow
tell me user. when did you bench her?

Yes because it is fine to mock trans and homos in japan
But here in the west, it is not, and the sister mocked and molested "her".

It's just localization dude, depending where you live some things like that are looked down upon, so having it in a game Rated E for Everyone is a bit risque. Personally I don't mind it much, it only bothers me at all since so much Vivian porn has them with a dick. They're still cute at least though.

Sure, kisama

>Super Mario RPG
>Paper Mario game

It gave us a lot of fanart with vivian sporting a vagoo, so it's all for the best.

I prefer the only companion with a 'stache stat.

Luigi?

>tfw never female Yoshi partner

His backstory is too depressing for a mario game

Don't make this thread worse.

I think they sell those on Ali Express.

Nah, fuck that attitude. Fuck the Miyamoto mindset of "everything is smiles and WOOHOO"

RPG's can do sad.

You've seen innacurate art then. It's small, cute and unassuming, delicately poking up without a wrinkle or a bulging vein. The head is rounded, not jagged. It does not roughly approach, it passively alliws itself to be touched and carressed. It does not violently expell its juices, it dribbles softly, like milk spilling from a nurturing breast. It's a cute penis. A feminine penis.

>them
>they

stop

That seems pretty masculine to me. A feminine penis is kind of like a mouth that you can put another penis into.

>implying Vivian isn't a genderless amorphous shadow blob

>Don't do something
>Cred Forums

Wario's penis is NOT feminine!

No.

Men can have feminine penises. Tumblr told me if I felt like a man I was one.

Vivian porn being predominantly trap porn made me, a wee impressionable child, irrevocably gay. Nintendo is responsible for this, and they should be made to pay for corrupting children across the globe.
They cannot be forgiven for having me grow up this way. Becoming a man... who likes other men. It's not right.

Are you sure it wasn't your insane lust for cock?

My condolences. You have good taste in characters, just not in genitals.

What OCs?

>tfw no ghost gf
>yet

All she did was one damage slaps. So she was just "that character who makes me intangible on convener belts."

Flamedramon made me gay. No regrets here though.

There's no way to be sure. But Occam's razor tells me Nintendo did it.

Kill yourself! Then every gf you have will be a ghost('s) gf!

>Turning her from cute ghost form into horrible humanized abomination
Eugh

You wouldn't a ghost

I used to think his eye was his mouth and his eyes were hidden under his sailor's cap.

She's literally just a head. With stubby little arms. Holding a fan. Wearing a couple bows. With a cute face. That is it.
I don't even bother saving Bow fanart because once you've played the game, you've seen it all.

I would if I could

>damn this guy's story is depressing. wonder why he's smiling all the time.

I would. Would she a me?

BOW~SAMA!

also wtf how did you cope with a moustache UNDER his mouth

I would a ghost, I definitely would.

OHOHOHO
No

It was optional right? You did need to read it.

>tfw no surprise bow-job

I know, but humans are gross.
Only cartoon porn for me now.

I was tricked! Tricked into being sad!

all smiles.jpg
Oh. Ok.
I'll just go curl up in a ball and cry for a bit, then.

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who saw it that way. It's honestly a bit of a struggle to not see it that way still. I also used to think Vivian's hair was her weird as big nose. I have no idea how I could be this retarded when I was younger.

Well, same. Also I should save more Bow fanart.

Yes you should save more.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if we get some Paper Mario anniversary game with the characters

That Mario spin-off has been running pretty long with a lot of success

The other day, I couldn't even remember the story of a Battle Network game

You just have to have some real distance from when you first played it

Most of the characters from each games?
Also what Mario spin-off?

Yes

And Paper Mario, what are we talking about in this thread?

I just have a very good memory
Played it when I had like 18, now again just half a year ago.
I still remembered most stuff as i was playing.
It was still nice because I used to play in a piece of shit computer with integrated graphics and it didn't run that well. Now that I have a gtx 750ti, it looked much better, good effects.

I'd rather would the Shadow Queen...

Who's the blonde girl at the bottom? Watt?

Looks like Luvbi to me.

My bad, I thought you were referring to something else for some reasons

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You guys will fuck anything

youtube.com/watch?v=kFRbZaL5ZJ8

Yes, as long as it was born with and still possesses a vagina. Also preferably at least mostly human.

or a feminine penis

Not true for me, I'm pretty exclusive to ghosts & lolis.

Yes. Hips don't lie. Penis or vagina, if it's got sexy curvature then I'm game.

Don't try to put words or dicks in my mouth.

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>not having them all be guys whose feet I can smell
That's just purely hypothetical haha

He's talking about the ones that got posted when sticker star was still hyped as an RPG, they were pretty generic and memeing in hidesight but some of them were pretty original

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Chain Chomp partner, NEVER. EVER.

is this the part where we say we'll fuck your post or something

>that bottom one
THICC

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

Oh man, that could've been an awesome partner to have, even if it was an generic Chain Chomp.
The only OCs I've seen are this Chain Chomp, that Green Toad, and that Boss Monty Mole King.

I'm betting the Chain Chomp probably would've had a design eventually, don't forget that's early prototype footage after all.

True that. Also that battle system actually looked more PM/TTYD than its final version.

best taste itt

>see this
>high hopes after passing on SPM
>don't follow the development much
>see news on Sticker Star
>it's something abhorrent
>crushed, wondering why they had to go so wrong
I just wanted a comfy Paper Mario in the palm of my hands. That shit would get so many playthroughs out of me.

Which you rather get into Mario Kart 9?
>Goomba, Bob-omb, Li'l Sparky, and Cheep-Cheep, with Paratroopa and Lakitu
or would you rathet get
>3D modelled and animated Goombario, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Lady Bow, Watt, Sushi, and Lakilester, faithful to their Paper Mario designs, not just dressed up standard enemy models
Koopa Troopa and King Boo return either way, of couse.

Yeah, it was probably going to be a mix of the older gameplay with stickers. It's a shame they scrapped nearly everything in favor for new gameplay. Maybe it's because I've seen the outcome now but I still have a feeling it'd be one of the weaker Paper Mario games even if it stuck to this.

I know how you feel, user. I was super fucking excited for that game, it looked awesome just due to the Chain Chomp alone. When they showed more gameplay a year or so later it still looked the same and I thought the Chain Chomp partner was still in the game but simply not shown much due to spoilers or it was early in the game still. When I got it, holy shit I was slowly getting more & more bitter toward it.

For some reason the idea of having Paper Mario characters in Kart never occured to me. wtf Nintendo, why haven't they capitalized on that shit?

Now user, I know my mouth is inviting but there is so much more to Boo

I'm glad there's finally lewds of her after a decade with like only 2 or 3 pics.

guess we have boogie to thank for that

I am tired of this shit.Degenerates using the japanese source to claim Vivian was some transfaggot.

They don't get the japanese version at all.
Vivian was raised by the other Siren sisters who wanted to be a "group" but since he was male...
This did not stopped the elder sister who still wanted to form the group so Vivian was forced to crossdress all his life but since he was male he was considered a lower member so he got bullied a lot.

By that time in japan the crossdresser character in fiction was the "joke-funny-unusual type" but when the game came to the west obviously people would not get Vivian's background so NoA just changed his gender. And now in the FUCKING CURRENT YEAR degenerates claim Vivian was one of them which is retarded and wrong.

btw Bow is still the cutest

Delightful bait, user.

Wouldn't mind either, but definitely the latter. Also the former wouldn't be too bad you ditched the first three (except Goomba, he needs to some spotlight at some point) and leave Paratroopa and Lakitu (or get rid of Lakitu, too. He's better as a "Ready-Set-Go!" guy).

Not like Paper Mario is foreign to Mario Kart either, Super Circuit has a Paper Mario 64 level, and Goomba King is in Mario Kart DS.

Trash

Bless him for the Shadow Queen pron revival.

BIG FAT ¥¥¥ TATS

I prefer as she is but I'm surprisingly fine with a humanized Bow.

It's fine, I used to argue the same thing in the same context when I was 15. Soon enough you'll get over your insecurities and embrace your love of girly cock. Doesn't mean pussy is any less great.

Nevermind then

She can possess me dress me up in embarrassing clothing any day.

3D Paper Mario characters would just feel wrong, unless you're talking about receiving flat 3D models and just having them "flip" when the camera would view them from the other side. I mean, Bombette and Bobbery are my favorites, but take away the paper aesthetic and you basically just have a pink Bob-omb and a white sailor one. I'd rather have just the basic enemies, in that case.

Nice argument

I think my life is passing me byyyy~~

Nice shitpost.

You're right. Vivian is biologically female. At least in the game I played. Argument over.

>tfw a cute ghost girl will never haunt your house trying to be scary but she ends up just looking cute instead and she gets tsundere when you tell her you didn't get scared by her she possess you and puts make up on you to punish you.
why live?

Would this game have been good or would it have been a pale imitation of the original games?

Nice argument

That's what I wonder, it had potential to be good at the very least I feel but we'll never know how true that is.

wake up every morning when there's nothing there
no reason to die but no reason to careee~~

There's only room for one.

This is one of my late-night fantasies.

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Hey guys, pick a favorite character from each of the PM games. They could be either partners, npcs, or bosses.

It'd be interesting to see the prototypes from 2010 and 2011, although since Nintendo generally keeps things like that under wraps they'll probably never see the light of day.

Yeah, it sucks how we'll most likely never see them leak. I'm also interested in the build that was seen in between the oldest one we know of & the one that looks like the final game, just due to the S Meter on the top left. I really wonder what it would've done.

PM - Bowser
TTYD - Any character in the Glitz Pit, but I guess Jolyne because vaginas
Super - Mr. L
Sticker Star - Toad #271314
Color Splash - Toad #FUCK1N6K1LLM3

Here's pretty much all the documentation that exists:
tcrf.net/User:AquaBat/Prerelease:Paper_Mario:_Sticker_Star
mariowiki.com/List_of_Paper_Mario:_Sticker_Star_pre-release_and_unused_content

PM: Parakarry
TTYD: Koops
SPM: Mr. L or Count Bleck
SS: Gooper Blooper (I was really jamming to that boss fight)
CS:Uhh... that red dragon in that lava place?

Tubba Blubba
Koops
Mimi
Mr. Blizzard

>the more she possesses you the more you like it and you begin to act like her just a little each time
>you then start bullying her more and more
>she possesses you for a whole day
>she spends all your money on clothes and make up
>she punishes you again
>she gives you are body back
>you figure out every time she possesses you you slowly become more like her in appearance
>sooner or later she possesses you and can't leave your body
>you become one being with her side being dominant you become a little younger but your still aware that this happened.

I don't think anyone cares whether Vivian is trans, just that he's male. A male who presents as a female. Who gives a fuck what label you stick on that?

i would
just not that one

>it's been 7 years
oh my god

I don't go that far....

>tfw no tj "henry" yoshi partner

>haha

She and Bow would be great friends

ive seen hentai of this ghost

Good.

Where do these humanized versions come from?

No it wouldn't, they're Mario's feinds as portrayed through a story book. They could wasily be portrayed in 3D as well and look great. They don't HAVE to be paper. Paper Mario after Sticker Star, including Paper Jam, is poisoning you mind.

That pic makes no sense though, you wouldn't call yourself an idiot and Mario doesn't seem to be the kind of guy that likes self loathing.

>tfw never a cute dorky, plain female Shy Guy partner
>her gender is mentioned in passing later on, as a surprise to everyone
>no arch where you help her conquer her shyness and dress her in a cute pink cloak wth a frilly skirt, ribbons on her hood, cute shoes, and a belt with a graceful heart buckle

Now you made me fucking sad

my dick

I really do need more of this Shy Girl, looks way better & cuter than the popular Shy Girl design.

WOO WOO

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maybe just letting her take you over some of the time then? seems fine by me.

[detaches penis]

I love this stupid, shitty board

don't forget, your here forever.

that's a huge fucking implication there mate.

>She never got her own character arc along with the other 2 girls and it was hastily ended without revealing that
club president girl was behind the absolute choice curse

>YWN have a girl who is so enamored with you that she gets implants and changes her personality to get your attention.
Life is suffering.

>your
You're

>In high school.
>I'm 14 and my GF is also 14.
>We both watch anime.
>I start calling her "Tubby-Chan".
>She start calling me "Dickface-Sama".

Kek