Confession time

I fake liking video games so I have something in common to talk with people about, because none of my coworkers give a shit about sports or anything decent on television

They buy me games like Ocarina of Time or Monster Hunter so I'll play with them, but I never do.

I enjoy the attention they give me despite it.

older

My vast wealth can'tt satisfy me the way shitposting on Cred Forums has.

are you one of the dudes who spams that hoy meme

I like Channel Awesome content. And dislike dunkey, DSP and RLM.

>Never played a Souls game
>Basically hate all RPGs
>60fps and ultra settings aren't worth the money they require
>Controller>M+KB
>Favorite games are mostly from Western studios

sauce on that image OP?

Oh yeah, forgot to post my confession. I use guides in Zero Escape games because I can't do any puzzles for shit.

I cheated on my wife with a trap who then cucked me by fucking my wife.

I want to fuck this rabbit

I bought the division right now it's downloading as I type this

I very rarely actually complete video games.
I can count the games I've finished since 2010 on one hand, and the amount that I've played in the same time span is no more than 30.

I also don't play many AAA games. The fuck is Witcher and why haven't I heard of the first 2 games?

This being said, I do play video games a lot. Every day when I have time. I play MH, Minecraft, TF2, Nintendo games, CoD, Destiny, etc. Games that don't have a definitive end, and those that do I lose interest at the last part of the game.

Cred Forums recommends me System Shock 2 because of my love for Thief and Deus Ex

Game is too complex for me

I'm not good at videogames, but I try things the hard way and if I fail then I'd rather accept that then cheat or make the game too easy in order to get past whatever the challenge is, but I'll still go out of my way to find out about what happens in the game past that point in order to keep up to speed with my peers when discussing the game.
but that's not what I'm here to confess
I have my original copy of Undertale stored on my computer, pure pacifist 100% run, no genocide runs on record, with the save still there unerased. The idea that there's a world where my good deeds actually had a real, lasting effect on a world, where I was able to change everything for the better in a way that wouldn't become a tiny forgettable speck in history, it fills a hole in my conscience. While I'm happy with living in a world where morality is so grey that nobody wants, needs or deserves good people, and I'm free to do what I like good or bad, that save absolves me of the grief of knowing I live in a world where trying make the world a good place on any scale is futile, even if I did do something that surely steered the world towards a moral utopia I'd die before I could ever see such a thing.

I'm a massive RPG casual. I cannot fucking play these things, the only JRPG I've ever beaten (besides Mario RPGs) is Chrono Trigger because it was really easy. I'm playing through Persona 4 on Easy difficulty right now

I actually don't care about challenge or being hardcore in any respect, I just like having fun. I can enjoy challenge but often with games it's very arbitrary, just figure out the system and execute effectively and you're done. It makes people obsessing with hardcore games look like a joke to me but I can't help it.

I'm tired

At least try

Good deeds build up man.
Seeing someone do good makes you want to do good.

i savescum really hard in every game that allows it,
in any game where currency is not server sided i multiply my currency by 10 in cheat engine

I had to use savestates to beat dkc2 and 3

I use a controller when playing on the PC

You're telling me this like I both haven't considered it already, and like it's not one of the game's story morals.
I'm not even that good a person myself, and while I do appreciate random acts of kindness, I'd much rather look after myself and have a good life than try and look after the world and get fucked over again and again until I perish assuming I've done something good but never experiencing it.

My buyer's remorse list is filled with games that Cred Forums absolutely loves but I find to be complete shit

same. I like playing them, but I just can't invest/focus on one long enough to complete it.

I prefer playing MGR with K+M over controller

I got stuck on the part where you fight Roxas in KH2: Final mix and never played it again.

Same here, what's wrong with it?

I Steamfat/Sonygger false flag all the time because it's funny

I can put in the time, I'm just really awful at figuring out the systems and strategies and things. Whenever I make any progress in an RPG it's because I've found some stupid way to cheese it out that requires ridiculously good luck (FFXIII comes to mind - spent about 10 hours on one of the bosses waiting for it to give me something I could work with.)

I've considered bying EA Acess multiple times

i enjoy playing games

fuckoff

i paid $60 for ingame items and shit in AQWorlds

this happened this year and ill probably do it again
idc, i look cool as fuck now

S-Sauce on pic?

wow, that game is still around? I played it a bit during the alpha/beta/right around launch time but that was it.

yeah, its dying really fast though. remember when there were around 12k people playing all at once? now its around 4k max. shit got way too pay-to-win now so theres no freeplayers anymore.

Western games look like such shit

Whenever I think of Western games, I think of Meatboy and Wolfenstein and Deus Ex and CoD, the clunkiest menu ridden "gritty" shit

These games are all known for how technically impressive they are in their mechanics but holy shit take a page from Japan and polish it out with some refreshing aesthetics for once

>Same
>Same
>No
>Depends on the game, but most games are better with keyboard and mouse
>Same

I played Mario Party by myself, with a handicap of 9 stars, and all the computers on easy

my autistic brother does this

I have been playing Neopets for the last 14 years. I'll play other games once in awhile but few of them appeal to me

I haven't beaten a game since I was a teenager. I get really excited for a game and absolutely love playing it, but I feel like after a while I've experienced everything the game has to offer. I never go back to the game after that. I have over 900 games on steam and 85%~ of them aren't completed.

I play Civ with a custom map that gives me all the resources and leaves the other civs on shitty desert islands

I enjoy it.

I have absolutely no problem with Call of Duty games, and I'll most likely get Infinite Warfare with the Modern Warfare remaster.

On the other hand, I don't have any fucking clue why people think Battlefield is superior, it's only main plus over CoD is vehicles.

I think Hatred is a good game, and I've been working on a speedrun.

Speaking of, I think we need more games like Hatred, simply for it's edginess.

MGS5 was my first MGS game.It was alright.

I thought Halo 4 was pretty good, and doesn't deserve half the hate it gets.

I started a youtube channel because I wanted to post no commentary vids, and I have 160 subs, but it's only like that because I also narrate awful barneyfag shit.

I'm super bad at SFV despite being a vocal critic. I just don't enjoy playing anyone.

I care about getting better at league. It's fun to carry, but I feel like there are more rewarding games to master.

I like playing Souls games at 30 FPS.
I like playing some games at 30 FPS.

>That last spoiler
Fucking disgusting
name?

I've never played a Zelda game

>be me
>see disgusting and immature behavior of PC gamers and especially PCMRetards
>don't want to suppport platform with such a shitty, immature and hypocritical audience
>literally stopped buying games on PC
>havent bought a game on PC for like 2 years
>pirate and play everything on PC though because I want to play the best version
>buy console version instead so I have a legal copy and devs get my money

i want to cuck my friend's girlfriend

videogames

Friend, pretty much every RPG revolves around maintaining a consistent DPS and healing after a certain threshold. Some use buffs and debuffs but it's rarer than it should be. I can understand having trouble with CRPGs, but you shouldn't be having consistent trouble with any JRPG series.

I'm a Nintendrone
I am objectively bad at every single video game I've played, and have completely fooled my peers into thinking im a wiz because I sprout Cred Forums memes
I've drawn AND written Mario x Luigi porn

I have never played an Elder Scrolls game for longer than ten minutes.

I've played new vegas many times but I never finish it

I beat human Revolution with a controller on PC user,I feel you

I have a very, very small penis.

Underrail is fucking too hard for me,I actually have started it 3 times and always stuck in enemies that 3-shot me

>they buy me games like ocarnia so I'll play with them

You are a special kind of retarded posting a singleplayer game

same

I finished most of the Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Fatal Frame games with a walkthrough

>the 2nd one
what

I am actually a really insecure man who can't get a proper conversation with people who talk about vidyas,because I always think that things I am gonna say will turn out bad,look like an idiot and they will mock me,so I hesitate and stay silent the most times when conversations occur.Same with animu.Also I have grown this antisocial cocoon in which I lie in and try to forget my nothingness by playing vidya which I think I slowly am starting getting bored to them,so I most of the times I spend my precious lifetime browsing mems on zuccbook and fapping

prob he doesn't have the money

I force myself into liking roguelikes so I look Hardcore

I think Symphony of The Night is boring as fuck.

I love the Persona 4 anime, the original, but haven't played the actual game

I actually liked Undertale

Smash is a fun party game and only someone who seriously hates fun would turn it into a srs business fighting thing AND THEN complain people are casuals about Smash games if you don't play them the way "tourneyfags" do.

Like holy shit, either you're a child or emotionally damaged, or both.

smash people are autists, user

Like speedrunners

Don't even consider them people really, just mistakes people wish they had aborted

I honestly think Kojima makes amazing video games and I think anyone that doesn't like them is either too stupid to appreciate them, are sticks in the mud that can't laugh at his campyness, or are just disliking him to be contradictory.

I unironically love my Xbone.

Fanboy.

Funny, so do I