WHY IS HE SO SEXY?
25 MINUTES UNTIL KOJIMA TIME
fuck you you fucking hoax
TGS senpai, 23 minutes
youtube.com
Post the link at least.
he's an ugly gawky fuck like yourself
>1 watching now
it's glitched, i'm here too and it still says 1 watching
Fuck you, kojima is the absolute SEXIEST man in the gaming industry, right next to Todd Howard.
the other one lefted
Death strading will be on?
>Kojima
I think you mean Hideo
Kojima is the ugly dude with Geoff
He's been doing a lot of motion capture lately. Maybe a new teaser? Reveal of Mads?
so this is going to be nothing, right? just more stick and rope bullshit?
homeboy doesn't even have a game engine yet...
He is gonna officially announce Madds Mikkelson being in the game since he has his hoodie on.
Post tactical Kojima
he said last week they have chosen an engine and they have entered full production
Mads was literally teased in cartoon form in TGS on the slide show from Kojima and his official Twitter literally tweeted a rumor about him in death stranding
The dude is in
Sucker punch engine
STRANDING
He was also the one that presented Metal Gear Survive last night.
Post kojima and hideo pics
FAINTLY
They announce they had an engine like a week ago. They didn't say what it was though.
no confirmation that they are using sucker punch. Just strong evidence that it was one of the two candidate engines
He hasn't even picked an engine, what are we even expecting to see?
will we see cute VR ecchis
If dubs, Hayter is in the game
This is Kojima... He fucked it with MG Survive yesterday.
If dubs, Sutherland is in the game.
He looks a lot like Hideo's co writer, Kenji Yano
If dubs Del Taco is in the game
If dubs, Tommy Wiseau is in the game.
this is Hideo waiting for q/a section.
Cardboard box confrimed in.
I want to hug him from behind
wtf I thought he looked good for his age but check out those wrinkly ass old man hands
I cant watch videos, kept me updated boys
are you blind?
15 more minutes to go. It doesn't start until 50 after. Live video started
There's still 15 minutes to go.
I am on phone I have no data left
whats he holding
Is he gonna show some gameplay? If not then why should i care?
don't make fun of daddy
>People still give attention to this scam artist
>not caring about the ruse cruise
Well go away then.
Yunker Royal C, a popular vitamin drink there
STANDING
Kojimadrones are fucking mentally ill
>really makes you think......
>falling for this b8
if you think there's any chance they are 10-20% done the game, you deserve to fall for this
1 MINUTE LEFT
Why isn't this thread more popular?
Because MGS V being shit.
>TFW he's been right so far
Scared.jpg
What did I miss?
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING
DEATH STRANDING TIME BBY!
STICKY THIS THREAD
it's not started yet
or it is now
>that "Hello from Cred Forums" in the comments
POST YFW YOU KEEP CUMMING
>"who else is here from Cred Forums"
People on Cred Forums are talking on Cred Forums you fucking autist.
I just found out this is happening, like, 30 seconds ago. What's happening?
...
Just in time shit
KOJIMA IS CUTE! CUTE!!
THERE HE IS
I would brutally murder everyone in this thread if given the chance
STICK THIS SHIT MODS
Kojima-dono
That pop from the marks and smarks
Time to understand literally nothing that's going on!
>yfw Kojima talks about his logo for 30 minutes then leaves
And where are the subtitles?
STICKY
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K
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Kojima never drew a dime
>VR CONFIRMED
VR CONFIRMED
>VR CONFIRMED
VR CONFIRMED
>VR CONFIRMED
VR CONFIRMED
>VR CONFIRMED
>Japan focused Q&A session
>Sticky
I bet it doesn't matter that I can't understand Japanese because Kojima is not going to say shit.
"Alex Dietrich: im from Cred Forums but using this chat because banned until 12 minutes from now for spoiling p5"
IT ISNT PLAYING ITS STILL ON THE TIME CARD FOR ME
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oh fuck this entire thing is just going to be an unsubtitled interview isn't it...
STICKS AND ROPES
Someone who understands japspeak tell us if he says something juicy.
When will this ruseman show some gameplay?
this user has been rused before. kojima is full of shit
...
yeah senpai
It's pretty obvious nothing will be shown, yet his retarded fanbase fall for it every time
...
>They literally only recentely decided on a engine
>He thinks there is gameplay to show
>HIDEO PULLS HIS DICK OUT ON STAGE
what did he mean by this?
He literally just decided on the engine, the game is barely anything but an idea at the moment.
...
SCIFI HORROR XOFIRMED
ITS HAPPENING
FUCKFUCK
SOMEONE POST A LINK????
>Starts playing MGS Survive
What the hell is going on?
check the thread dummy
Literally the third post you retard
>No new footage
>Just pre-written questions NDA by SONY
Read thread
it would have took lest time than making that post
Game will be 78 percent cutscences.
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we need a weeb here to translate this moonspeak
is this portugese?
>SILENT HILLS CONFIRMED
>SILENT HILLS CONFIRMED
>SILENT HILLS CONFIRMED
I feel bad for people who aren't watching the official Sony stream, this shit is 40 seconds behind.
And i will enjoy every second of it since it will at least have a good story unlike other cutscene simulator
Friends, I have an idea: Let's hype this idiot and his latest blunder so everyone gets disappointed in the end.
Confirmed Yoji is fucking Ayako
I think this tricky chinaman is really just talking about the goddamn logo.
exclusive pictures of shinkawa in an office
that he'll keep cumming
...
I bet this would be interesting if you could speak weaboo
someone translate the shit in pointform
I heard the word eiga which means movie in Japanese.
Kojima: "I'm very excited about this years football season and I look forward to seeing the steelers in person soon"
>4k views ps4 literally dead in japan
But I live here.
NO NEW FOOTAGE
everyone go home
GO HOMU WHITU PIGGU!
HDR doesn't mean Hideo Renji fucking Kojima!
Fuck Kojima, bring back Hideo!
Why would the Japanese be using Youtube when they have NicoNico?
They even have a goddamn monitor displaying the live comments from the Nico feed on the stage.
>That crowd
>All those poor poor fools in there to get rused by Kojima
I can see the polygons on Kojima's neck.
Literally just a Q and A session
>Knowing literally nothing about Japan
Nigger they watch shit like this on Nico and not on fucking YT or Twitch
he's now talking about an upcoming fashion line and the return of dante
If that was true then I'd actually go.
Shinkawa: "I've been busy perfecting my backflips, they were difficult at first but I have been practicing greatly"
Damn, Kojima looks /fit/.
Take it easy friend
While Kojima was travelling, Yoji and Ayako were fucking in an empty office space waiting for Kojima to return.
I'm glad to see Joakim Mogren and Moby Dick Studios is still getting business
Japan use niconico over youtube and yahoo over google.
shout outs to the orange swastika guy
Kojima : "For the record, I believe the dress was black and blue"
Nintendo name checked
no wonder japs are going extinct
Talking about casting and character design now for you non-jap speakers.
Sorry :(
So how many people are watching it over niconico?
how surprising, it's just shameless self promotion not any actual substance
Aren't languages amazing when you think about it?
Like humans are just making a series of noises at each other but trading complex and meaningful thoughts with them.
is that hideo or kojima?
30k
Kojima should make a game about the importance of language
if it ain't English, it's gibberish
Only mentioned Norman by name.
LA LI LU LE LO
LA LI LU LE LO
And then we associate those noises with thousands of different symbols in the form of letters and numbers. Humans are crazy.
am unbanned, whats going on in this stream
how the fuck
It's a Q and A session.
He literally just decided on the engine.
Still unimpressive.
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absolutely nothing
i bet kojimbles is super salty he can't use the fox engine
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Have you noticed that Kojima is starting to promote interracial relationships with dark skin men of African descent, he is also experimenting with the idea of polygamy and cuckoldry.
>@KojiPro2015_EN
>Death Stranding's casting is still under way... Will there be a heroine? Who should play her?
boring
Wow, really makes you think.
Except no, it doesn't, because I've already pondered these question back in kindergarten.
Retards.
YONG YEA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND HIS INSIDER IS BULL
THEY ARE STILL CASTING DOR CHARACTERS
AND THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR A HEROINE TO MATCH THEIR CONCEPT ART OF THAT ONE CHICK THEY TWEETED
VOCAL CORD PARASITES
No excuse for being a faggot
>shinkawa smuggled a copy of the phantom pain into the office
Haven't seen that for a while
>Just Buy Stuff With our Logo - The Conference
>a new form
Simulated circlejerk co-op game huh?
Kojima does it again
Oh boy, phone cases.
who here going to get some of this bomb ass Kojima gear?
BUY OUR STUFF
jesus christ i forgot how perfect she is
killing myself to the thought of her never even knowing who i am
or rather, that if she did she would be actively repulsed
Why are they so far apart?
Oh boy, I wonder who...
Hey friend, no need to be so tense
>fox engine left to rot under Konami's ineptitude
What a shame
JOOST
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is that the new joosten?
I'm afraid to read the replies to that
Are they talking about the Olympics now?
I know that feel.
I know that feel very well.
>he doesn't have unlimited data
LMAOing at your life
If this picture exists, how is she still with a job
EEEEEEEEHHHHH!?
Wtf is that?
illusion of "more"
Kojima is a master at it
DESU NE
SHE'S ASKING HIS OPINION ON METAL GEAR SURVIVE!
THE MAD WOMAN
post em
WHAT DID HE SAY?
DID HE JUST DELIVER A BURN TO MGSurvive?
I like the way this guy thinks.
She is doing it with the people who employed her in the first place.
She went there
WHAT DID HE SAYYYYY
MAJOR I'M BURNING UP
flour
holy shit please translate what he said about survive
the crowd got a kick out of that no mans sky joke
>Authors photos argue that prior to the appointment of Natasha prosecutor of the Crimea, it was a frequent visitor to Simferopol discos and various lounge café.
>Her friends are silent, either out of fear did not go to the basement, or with handouts very Natasha,
>but the DJs and bartenders which Natasha knew, and who are now resident in the Crimea (due to the seasonal nature of their work) say that Natasha Poklonskaya sat "on nose "(ed. so in circles drug abusers and people who are addicted to drug consumption is called powder mixtures by inhaling through the nose).
>It is also noted that the current prosecutor of the Crimea is not too much disdain to enter into intimate relationships with wealthy men for individual services.
> That's how she met with influential FSB colonel who later recommended for the post of trusting silly "prosecutor"
SHE WENT THERE
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
SOUNDS LIKE KOJIMBLES IS SHITTING ON SURVIVE
Omg he said mg survive is great.
>Kojima shits on MGS Survive live on stage
>crowd cheers
I love this man.
>"This is what I personally think. Metal Gear is an espionage series, there's no way zombies would have anything to do with it."
>"I personally have nothing to do with Survive"
I'm glad to hear this but he's full of shit, there're tons of supernatural things in his games.
>kojima retweeted something on twitter while he's on stage
What is this witchcraft
I live in south america :)
The happy ride never ends
god tier presentation
how does kojima do it?
Compare Jap population to western countries population, it becomes more impressive.
THE GAME
WHERE IS THE GAME KOJIMA
>there's no way zombies would have anything to do with it.
It was more of technology so advanced it is indistinguishable from magic/supernatural.
EHHHH?
The absolute madman.
V FOR VICTORY
also the other guy has great hair
Japan is around 33% of the USA.
>where is the game
In Shinkawas notebook
>there's no way zombies would have anything to do with it
BUT MUH WOLBACHIA
Explain The Sorrow then.
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>People acting like Zombies is too retarded even for Metal Gear
>a guy who literally shoots bees
>naked plant bitch who breathes through her skin
>Kuwabara Kuwabara
>Kawaii anime otaku shit
noooo but zombies is too ridiculous for this tonedeaf series
>MGS4 has a zombie segment
what a hack
P A R A S I T E S
Russian Nazi Magic. Still no zombies tho
Death Stranding official release date: before 2020
is that a fucking deviantart watermark
>top kek
MG Survive is too much.
Hes a bitter faggot.
I would be too. It ran like sex.
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this
"Yes, Death Stranding has a set release date. Duh, how else would we be able to set a budget?"
"Before the Tokyo Olympic Games.
Before the new Akira."
twitter.com
I lift 5x a week and did bullet resistance training since age 7, bring it nerd.
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was there some new camera angles?
ILL KEEP COMING
this motherfucker
I can lift 300lb
>everytim
You think you got rused? Try this, Tokyo Game Show is actually located outside Tokyo
Did you fags seriously expected it any sooner? They literally only decided on an damn engine and Kojima is known for taking his damn. So 3-4 years is a good MINIMUM estimate
so english translation when boys
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2019.
How's in also in the audience?
It's not that zombies are too realistic for MGS, it's that they're too cliche, and not very unique. MG Survive is just a zombie game played straight from what I can tell.
K O J I M A
________M
________A
________Z
________I
________N
________G
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fuck it's gonna happen
By that I will be mastering japanese language already.
It was a dream born from Snake's emotional turmoil, he knows the Boss had to kill someone very close to her and now he finds himself in her shoes and the thought of doing her in is constantly on his mind, so since he is effectively becoming the Boss, the Sorrow becomes the subject of his dream.
that's Hideo
Just walking to the fridge doesnt count.
NEW CONCEPT ART
SOMEONE ZOOM IN
THATS HIDEO
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I thought it was LI LA LI LE LO
IT APPEARS TO BE A VICTORIAN STYLED PENIS HEAD
Q4 2018 and screen shot this nigger
When Q4 2018 comes around I want you to post the screenshot. At that point I want you to literally and figuratively bully me into submission.
Sure thing
this one is a bit better
yoji is so cute
>Mastering Japanese
>in less than 4 years
Sure thing buddy
I am in a japanese class 101
I love his hair
Being stupid isn't an excuse to shut down the intelligent
November 2017 big gameplay reveal and name change
July 2018 release date reveal
September 2018 release
Critical reception.
Screenshot me. Or ill kill you.
>Yong said his source told him casting was complete and his source is 100% reliable
>gets blown the duck out by Kojima saying it's far from complete
Good day. Good night
250, now what's your highest caliber resistance? Mine is a .308
>September 2018 release
>2 year dev cycle
>Kojima
top fucking kek
That's Hideo.
Yong is a fuckin dong.
Jee-offf Keeleee
this reads like the most slow-burn fetish fuel ever
>wasting your time watching Yea Yong after MGSV came out
There is absolutely no other reason to pay attention to that zipperhead.
Youll see weiner head. Youll see
HIDEO !
MGS fan base worships him like Christ
I don't watch him, his followers are the most annoying shits on this board and the internet
>Giving a shit for what "YONG YEAH HERE" has to say
That was your first and biggest mistake
>he didn't watch his interviews with Joosten
Fucking comedy gold
>What food does Quiet eat?
Don't you have a hole to fall in?
>Fucking comedy gold
>these people who think that the game will come out in 2018
They just got done picking an engine for the game, they're still looking for people talent for the studio, they're not going to start working on the game itself for a long time. What they definitely have so far is the basic story, how Kojima wants the gameplay to be, and the concept art that Shinkawa is drawing, that's it.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO RICO
What's the story behind this?
Have you seen what games Konami comes up with without Kojima? It's like a chicken without its head.
Kojima was the only person actually making good games in Konami. Now look at that bullshit they pull.
I recoiled back in my chair a bit just at the idea of that
>TGS confirmed Toro and Mads and Open World
>Kojima confirmed before 2020 and that casting is still being done
ITS HAPPENING. WE HAD A LEGIT LEAK. IDRIS THE MEME ELBA IS GOING TO BE IN TBE GAME
THANK YOU JESUS
>he got toro and mads and open world correct
>Kojima confirmed today he's still searching and casting people
Jesus H Christ
>YFW Gosling gets back to Refn and says yes
KINO
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Just watch this sometime
Just a reminder you xenophiles will die in the day of the rope.
>we will never have a Starship troopers game
Boo. Thanks for ruining Metal Gear faggot
SurVive can only be an improvement
>generic zombie co-op survival game that throws mgs gameplay out the window can only be an improvement
okay
day of mitzwah?
>Simulated
>Implying it won't come with a moving onahole that other players activate by moving their controller
Actually hold the fuck up I'm sending that to the patent office
>generic zombie co-op survival game that throws mgs gameplay out the window
Try actually watching the trailer, champ
I want to keep coming on Kohimas face
>throws mgs gameplay out the window can only be an improvement
It has better MGS gameplay than MGSV.
It also has challenging stealth.
In the gameplay demo, it showed that you can't capture a tower stealthily.
>ain't
Fucking niggers turning English into gibberish
For that mission.
The stealth is actually a thing now, instead of just being able to walk around freely and only worrying about being seen. Sounds, actions are much more stealth-breaking.
Actually they probably could have captured it stealth if they'd slowly gone in and CQC'd the zombies rather than opening fire on them from all directions
.50 caliber
Fucking doctors probably injected something
So what I miss? Dont even know where to watch this shit.
Nobody cares about MG Survive.
there are literally zombies in mgsv
Hasn't
made
a
good
game
in
12
years
Kojima looks like a turtle with a wig
>get proven wrong
>n-n-nobody cares anyway
Some guy leaked like the next 37 in development heroes and maps for Heroes of the Storm too.
It looks more interesting than Death Stranding.
Looks more interesting than MGSV.
Has immense reception in Japan at TGS from the gameplay.
So you're wrong.
Confirmed to originally meant to be part of MGSV as a co-op module but was shuttered when Kojima was kicked off and they shipped the game. Dusted off and finished to be sold as another title, but was basically concepted and thought up of by Kojima.
You can stop shitting on it now for your based Kojima, because it was basically his game.
> kojicucks backpedaling this hard already
>It looks more interesting than Death Stranding.
come the fuck on
Also not a coincidence that Koji's new game turned out to not be Quiet Mountains but instead is a third person open world co-op game
Kojima literally said today, in the very show this thread is about, he had nothing to do with it. Fuck off with your fake bullshit trying to make the shit game seem legit. If it had any redeeming qualities you wouldn't need to pull fake ass lies tying it to Kojima.
>Immense reception
>No one even clapped
That's some reception, friend.
>everything shown about Survive at TGS: Actual gameplay
>everything shown about Death Stranding at TGS: Sketches of Kojima and Del Toro, then today, telling you to buy merchandise with their logo on it
Get fucked Kojimacocksucker
Death Stranding so far is one circle jerk cinematic teaser, and Kojima dicking around in front of motion capture cameras with actors he likes at this point.
Being more interesting than it is not a high bar.
Also the amount of BUY MY STUFF from KojiPro is concerning. They're leaning hard on the cult of personality already.
I'm a huge mgs fan since 1998. Yong is a piece if shit poser channel.
His 'insights' are fucking worthless and everything else is top cringe. There are way better mgs related channels.
The gameplay footage uploaded to youtube was direct capture you fucking moron.
On TGS showfloor it has most buzz.
Well of course he can't talk about it. You don't think Konami signed over the ownership of the Kojima Productions name (that they owned) to him for nothing, do you?
And how he kept talking about wanting to make a zombie game, or a game where you fight nano-machine zombies as Frank Yaeger with a machete.....oh, and MGS Survive has crystal-zombies and a machete and a stick to keep things away.....
Whoa, easy there guy. I meant no offense. Calm down.
i dislike kojima, so blow me
And yet animations for spears, bows and machetes were in MGSV on launch, and these are all weapons in the game.......whoa........
>Well of course he can't talk about it
He did talk about it. When he said it looked bad and he had nothing to do with it, that was him talking. That's what talking is. You're an idiot.
>ain't being black
Hooooo boy
He didn't say anything of the kind, memester.
>not reading the thread
Look how stupid you are.
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Actual translation:
Q: We've seen some people on the net saying MGSurvive was your idea.
Kojima: That is incorrect. I’m not involved at all, and I don’t know anything about it. Personally speaking, Metal Gear Solid is espionage to me, political fiction. I don’t think zombies would appear in such a world.
Shinkawa: I never heard anything about that from Kojima either. Personally, I consider Metal Gears to be bipedal weapons. I wonder if they’ll appear? A Metal Gear without a Metal Gear? That’s the Famicom version!
Yeah it's just a coincidence back when MGSV he kept talking about wanting to make a nano-machine zombie game, the game uses weapons that had unused animations in MGSV, the references to co-op missions in MGO text strings......
But Kojimbles said so!!!
imagine going on a NIER Automata thread (developed by Platinum) and derailing it to talk about Devil May Cry.
This is what you are doing.
I wish I had that comic of Ninja Theory rebooting MGS, because it literally predicted this
>stop asking me about new metal gear
>he kept talking about wanting to make a nano-machine zombie game
Literally came from a single unsourced article on an disreputable gaming "news" site and I defy you to find a credible source.
>game uses weapons that had unused animations in MGSV
but where are proofs
>references to co-op missions
Without the other two, this proves nothing. We already know MGSV was full of cut content.
>A Metal Gear without a Metal Gear? That’s the Famicom version!
its called Snake Eater
But Rex and Ray both appear in MGS3.
in any way that matters? no
But they still appear. REX is discussed as a thematic topic of conversation. That's already more Metal Gear than the NES version had.
Dont really care about that old game. The point was that MGS3 dosent have any significant appearance of a Metal Gear, which is pretty damn true.
The conversation with Granin is pretty fuckin significant, m8.
Compared to 1/4th of the game spent running from a weaponized treadmill? Not really. At best its a cute lore piece.
I won't dispute the Shagohod's prominence, but that's not the issue here. The conversation with Granin is a significant moment in the story because it introduces the concept of the Metal Gear to the man who would try to hold the world hostage with it twice.
Doesn't take center stage like Shaggy, but still very relevant.
>the man who would try to hold the world hostage with it twice
He never did that. He used Metal Gears as deterrents towards those who would attack his nations.
No, not at all.
Assmad Konami shills getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
>unused animations from MGSV
Is the source of this your own asshole?
I bet it is, pretty much because the new MG Survive animations stand out due to how bad they are.
Kojima has absolutely destroyed you today, deal with it, shills.
Alright, but my point still stands.
Well first off, there's nothing to be shown for that, and secondly Kojima's gonna fuck it all up again. Just like TPP
>he still thinks Konami are blameless for the state of TPP
>Large amount of Piercings
>Wrong uniform
>and secondly Kojima's gonna fuck it all up again.
Because he fucked up one game in his entire career?
>everything shown about Survive at TGS: Actual gameplay
Which looks absolute horrible.
It's hilarious how you Konami shills are so fucking mad at everyone hating MG Survive that you come to Death Stranding threads.
Nobody cares about MG Survive, go be irrelevant somewhere else.
>G-G-GUYS KOJIMA TOTALLY PLANNED THIS
>MG SURVIVE WAS PLANNED FROM THE B-BEGINNING
>IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF KOJIMA
>F-F-FUCK YOU KOJIMADRONES
>zombies completely ignore you
What's the point of being stealthy at all in this game?
Wow that looks great
>that fucking kick animation
>reload animation is just the tranq gun animation slowed down
It's such a gigantic fuck up, it's hilarious.
>hit things with the same 3 hit combo over and over again
looks shit
>mfw the only thing that's not trash about the entire demo are the animations reused from MGSV
>MGSV's gameplay was the only thing worth looking forward to
>they are completely destroying it
>more force goes into putting her foot back down on the ground than the kick itself
KONAMI QUALITY
>sprint towards a zombie
>gives no fucks
>literally no zombie paying attention to the guy slashing them with a machete
What's the fucking point of being stealthy in this.