Hello, Mr. Anonymous?

Hello, Mr. Anonymous?

I called you because your child beat up her classmate for believing Dragon Quest is better than Final Fantasy. Care to explain this behavior?

Don't phone me at work, you dumb cunt.

Can't even beat a girl in a fight? I always knew DQers were pansies.

Was she only talking the main series?
This is important

SS Final Fantasy or SE Final Fantasy? If it's SE Final Fantasy, I'll beat her when she gets home.

Well, she did right. Only one them two franchises is still alive, and it ain't dragon quest

If my kid beat up your kid in a turn-based battle, it means your kid's build is optimized as shit. Tell your kid to grind more.

She's my wfie's daughter, you'll have to talk to her mother about it.

Hm, sorry, but you got the wrong number. I don't have kids.
Also tell those kids JRPG's are shit.
Bye.

Yeah I taught him right. Fedoras Quest days should be eliminated.

I was waiting for this.

What the hell, I thought I taught her right. I'll get her in front of a PS2 and and a copy of DQVIII tonight sir.

>child
>Cred Forums

Haha, no.

Beat her for not playing a good jrpg like Smt instead.

>Dragon Quest is better than Final Fantasy.

That's not my child, I don't rise faggots. Do whatever you want with that cunt.

>le edgy sickdark pokemon shit

>philisophical themes=edgy
Never grow up Cred Forums

WHAT? That little cunt! DQ is worlds better! She's gettin' a paddlin' when she gets home!

Well color me surprised because I don't play any of those games

I would like to see an actual step-parent say something to that effect when their step-kid gets in trouble at school.

So many keks would be had.

It's not 2008 anymore. Most people here have children or are at least in a long term relationship. Hell even back in 2011 I remember there being alot of fucking normals and older people on. I used to think that was wierd, someone staying here when they had a career and a life, and then I and alot of others became that guy.

>he doesnt like playing sickdark pokemon shit

>her
i will not have a HER in my household so she can grow up to be a disgusting sjw and laugh at me FUCK YOU VERONICA
LETS SEE WHOSE LAUGHING WHEN TRUMP DEPORTS YOU

>smt or any JRPG for that matter
>philosophical

holy shit you need to neck yourself you dumb weaboo

Whats wrong with thinking about morality and ethics? Also Smt is probably the least weaboo jrpg out there.

>Dark souls isn't a jrpg meme

dragon quest is better

Oh no we aren't doing this.

Smut is viya kino XD

>anything that tries a little harder to be mature is Kino
Stop this meme.

>It's not 2008 anymore. Most people here have children or are at least in a long term relationship.

Really nigga, take a second to think about where you are.

Nigga we're here forever.

bruh im settling down with a grill and ive been shitposting here since 2008
people change. most of the forever alone guys have already a hero

New people join all the time, and "you're here forever" doesn't mean everyone on Cred Forums will mature, get a career, get a wife and have kids. It means everyone will get older.

She did good.

You've got the wrong number.
My kid's a SaGa faggot like her old man.
Breath of Fire 1 is also unironically my favorite of the series.