Sister and I grow up playing Yoshi's Island on SNES

>Sister and I grow up playing Yoshi's Island on SNES
>'Hey sis, I just got the new Yoshi game, wanna come over and play it? It's multiplayer!
>'Lol user you're still playing those Nintendo games?' *hangs up*

Anyone else had a similar experience?

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She said that while riding my cock.

lol I don't have a fucking sister. Sucks for you, OP.

How sexually deprived are you?

thanks to your sister, not at all

Nah. I get one of the new Pokemon games, my sister gets the other and then we trade and have battles occasionally.

>'Lol user you're still playing video games?' *hangs up*
>kill her in her sleep and fuck the corpse for a week
Anyone else had a similar experience?

Is it dead?

Lucky guy

Women are literally biologically DESIGNED to be physically abused. Why else would God make them weaker and scream sexily when they get hurt? It's all part of the Grand Design.

That's the same as me except we don't battle or trade (well we did once).
It's become something of a tradition.

>otouto and I love vidya
>I start to love it more than him
>start wrestling away the controller and taking his turns to play
>he stops trying to play and finds other things to do
>fast forward to teenage years
>want to play co-op games with him
>he never wants to play
>doesn't like video games at all
>tells me to fuck off and never ask him again
>tfw you know YOU killed a child's joy and ruined your relationship with your only brother because you were a selfish little shit

Nope. My brother is more of a pathetic NEET than I am.

>sister grew up pretending to be into games like all "gaymur girls" just because she saw me playing them
>I show her Persona 5 and she starts whining about how she wants to play it even though she fused all her Personas together in 4 and made the game impossible for herself
Fucking women, right?

Nicole?

Ouch

>Friend and his sister and I played video games together years ago
>Years later start liking the sister
>More years later we form new interests aside from the brother's interests
>Shortly after she does her own thing and we don't talk anymore.

it hurts.

Having a sister must be great. I bet people with sisters have an easier time finding GFs because of their sister bringing her female friends over all the time.

Only if it's an older sister

But that doesn't outweigh the bad

Same, but with my friends isntead, which is worse. Now I have to get a gf and go drinking a lot with them.

>even though she fused all her Personas together in 4 and made the game impossible for herself

Uh, isn't that what you're supposed to do? Fuse Personas?

wut? you a milf lover user?

A sister is like living with a retarded child who you can't beat up, and have zero interest in fugging.

She just fused everything at random and wound up making an incredibly weak one.

One of my little sisters friends was a fucking whore, and snuck into my room one morning after a sleepover and give my dick a tug.
Ended up letting her finish me, she told all her friends how "huge" I was, and I fucked three more of her friends right in the pussy.

The legality of all this is blurry so don't ask.

>Have big brother
>Get him to play COD4 multiplayer with me
>Mop the floor with him. No mercy.
>This was his first gaming experience
>He hasn't touched a game since

I think I fucked up.

My sister is 8 years younger than me

You do it strategically to make better ones that fits the arcanas and shit, the system gives you shitty personas if you dont capitalize on your social links

Everyone has at least one aunt or something that they liked.

>pretending you have a sister online
That's pretty fucking pathetic, OP.

There's literally nothing wrong with older women

>used to play Mario party with my sisters
>Now
>stop playing those nerd games from the 90s and grow up user.

I think it's safe to say, statistically, that OP does have a sister. Why do you think that someone on a Taiwanese Cross-stitching board having a sister is a rare occurrence?

>be sister
>big brother ended up getting a girl pregnant
>he's making a lot of money but instead of supporting his neet sister he's buying diapers for some white bitch's bastard son
I HATE THIS UGH

It's been a while since I played l, but I remember the fusing system being a little obtuse. Some fusions seemed useless but then gave you an option to get something nice with the child, while others were more like weird side-grades. And early - game you have no idea what abilities to keep. It's a lot to take in.

I had to have done something wrong cause I ran into big problems starting with Kanji. All my shit was shitty. Is it because I spent all my free time doing social links, and saving dungeon dives for the last possible day? Do you have to get some grinding days in there?

One time when one of my sister's friends was over (we had a swimming pool) I wanked off with her panties while she was in the backyard

I used to play little big planet with my sister. She fucking loved that game.

I also played that sonic kart racing one, it was pretty fun.

Damn, I'm lucky my sister never interacted with me and we both like completely different things.

L O N D O N

your fault for not fucking him

I always did the dungeon runs as early as possible. Then, if you finish on the first day, you have the rest of the days to just chill, maybe grind, maybe do social links, whatever really.

It doesn't make much sense. I procrastinate like crazy in real life.

I really wanted to like LBP, and even had some fun with it when there were 2 or 3 others to play through campaign with. But the jumping fucking KILLS it for me. It doesn't feel like you have any weight behind your actions; by the end of an obstacle you feel more like you lucked out than anything.

>Sister is eleven years older than me
>She never hung out with me or my brothers
>At some Point when I started feeling buyers remorse over my nee battlestation, she said
>"Its your money, you worked your ass off, who cares if its for videgames. As long as you like it its okay"
>Felt a hundred times better, and browse Cred Forums

Oh that makes sense! I never stopped to think it wouldn't immediately trigger the next plot point if I got the character earlier; everything's calender based after all. Honestly I was having more fun grinding S.Links and playing basketball, and hoping there'd be excellent rewards for hitting a max link

Yep, Tuesday clean up day

I don't believe that this happened for a number of reasons, the primary one being you are a frog poster.

Kek, fucking rekt

>little sister gets new boyfriend
>he's jobless and goes to school to become a male nurse
>still lives with his parents
>sister tells me he plays video games all day
>she tells him I like video games too
>turns out he plays disgusting normie shit
>always hanging around at my parents house when I visit and wants to talk about the latest shit games
>tell him I really don't like those games
>try to talk to him about fishing or hunting
>he literally has no other fucking hobbies
>keeps trying to talk to me about his shit games
>finally tell him their shit and I don't give a fuck about them
>now he just gets really quiet when I'm around

Jesus fuck, I hate this generation. Just found out my younger cousin is dating a tranny, too. What is this world coming to?

>tfw have an attractive little sister
>but she's not attractive because she's my sister

It's not like your incest animu and hentai doujins, user, trust me.

yeah, one time I was on Cred Forums and another stupid frogposter made a stupid fake thread

Idk man, it's tough, i wish i could have all the sissybois and traps would just fucking die already, or at least have been born before or after that fad

But do you have pics

what kind of video games do you like fag

I bet they're all shit

> rewards for maxing S. Links

You get lots of bonus exp, and can fuse the ultimate persona in that arcana. What more do you need? After playing the answer, I really appreciate all that experience.

My brother's skill is inconsistent as fuck when it comes to vidya.

>above average on animu fighters, able to kick my ass like nothing
>somewhat even ground on KoF and SF
>goes stupidly hard on the Miku games
>competent enough at MH
>doesn't know how to navigate a 2D plane if it doesn't involve punching dudes in the face
>can't handle 3D platforming to save his fucking life

We played Alien Hominid today and he ran out of continues before we reached 2-1. It's tough finding co-op stuff we can play through that won't end up with me carrying him.

You could have been nice and tried to show him some more hardcore games he might have liked but nope, got to be a massive cunt because he has different taste in videogames.

My taste is games is just fine, fuckface.

I know what you mean. However, I was talking about female friends of said sisters. I know personally that cousins are still hot to me, though. Also Oriemo isn't about incest.

He told the guy once he doesn't like whatever games he was talking about, and tried to talk about other things with him. He gave the guy 3 chances.

>You could have been nice and tried to show him some more hardcore games
I did. He just said things like "haha wow, that sounds too complicated for me" and other typical normalfag responses like that. Just to give you a frame of reference here, the last game he was going on about was Division and how he "just couldn't stop playing it."

I didn't realize you fags wanted me to post my whole fucking life story.

>literal grade school insults

worse than 9fag and Ifunny

Body shot? Just cut out the head senpai, because I dont believe you. You must be lying. Is your name Ted?

>Don't think my sister is particularly good looking
>Every dude I meet thinks she's hot
I don't get it.

>complains about normalfag shit
>tries to talk about fishing or hunting

I think I know who the real normie is in this story.

My sister had barely any friends. She never brought home anyone. All these years I thought I was the one with no friends, but one day she told me I was the one with more friends.


I am still a virgin.

>MFW Finding out my sister became a fat, WOW-playing NEET
I felt sorry for myself but damn does she make me look good

My sis never liked games.

And yet they still ask why so many women are killed

>fishing
>normie activity
since when is taking care of yourself a normal thing in 21st century

I've always been a PC(and older Nintendo shit) lad and my younger brother has always been a Sony lad.
The abysmal state of the no-games quadro has finally driven him to ask me for PC building advice.

Almost no one does that stuff any more, user. Goes outside for once and look around for a few minutes. Everyone is a weird dysfunctional retard just like you now.

For some reason this thread reminded me of something that I had completely forgotten about and should actually be slightly worried about.
I still have a memory card thing from when me and my sister were 10 years old and took photos of ourselves naked together in what is probably lewd poses.

Who asks that?

You're alright.

user please, I just checked Yandex and google images and I'm not getting any results on this. Help a brother out?

I'm not just going to hand out my sister's pics. Not even on an anonymous imageboard.

I look at my sister; she's got a cute face, she takes good care of her body and figure. She's short and overall just tiny. She hates sluts and doesn't make bad decisions, is overall really sweet. She'd make a really nice girlfriend, but she's already my sister. From an objective point of view one could say she's pretty bangable but I'm not aroused by the thought of her at all. It's just how it works.

But I will still protect her smile forever and will trust no other man to do it better than me.

No, she's still attractive despite being your sister. You just don't want to fuck your sister.
People manage to not immediately think lewd thoughts whenever they see somebody hot.

rednecks in rural burgerland exist. they even air fishing tournaments on TV still. but i still give this (you) on the off chance you're on several layers of irony or some shit, whatever

You should be in a relationship with her. I'll bang her for you.

it really sounds like you want to fuck your sister dude
i mean that was legit more creepy than explicitly saying you want to fuck her

>mfw my little sister is a fujoshi
>mfw my little brother is now a casual gamer

It's nice being able to openly discuss weeb shit and doujins, but still, it ain't like my Japanese animes.
And I'm disappointed in my younger brother, after playing so much battlefront 2, dbz tenkaichi 3, and watching me play dmc 3 and xenosaga. At least I got him into monster hunter.

Just how jaded and miserable are you, you cunt?

if you had a sister (or any family member for that matter) that wasn't a complete cunt maybe you'd understand wanting them to be happy

No. My brother and I used to play multiplayer Nintendo games like New Super Mario Bros. Wii right up until I moved across the country for work. I'd still do it but fucking Nintendo didn't include online multi in NSMBU. I'm the sister.

>talking about fishing

Did you wanna bore him? Hunting's cool as fuck tho.

don't forget to post it here user

Over half my friends moved on from video games. Its super weird. I only have online friends to talk about vidya now.

Get a boyfriend.

>Blu Engineer and Red Scout

So he goes from no games to no games?

She's a fucking normal fag now who probably uses her phone too much, obsesses over guys out of her league and wear too much make up shit.

You're only saying that because you don't have a sister that causes guys to turn heads when you're walking around with her.

Now just imagine being biracial, with you looking more like your mom whereas she looks more like dad and everyone thinks we're a couple.

user, I live in burgerland. It's not as popular as you think. Most people just do it as a novelty once or twice a year, just as an excuse to go outside, and they have no idea what they're doing. I try to teach them things, but its always like talking to a wall.

Hell no, I don't want to get banned and possibly worse for posting CP, even if it is of myself+sister

It's because she has moved on from casual nintendo babby shit, you casual.

Very.

>biracial

>remember staying up all night playing Tony Hawks Pro Skater with my brother
>both old now
>still keep in touch
>THPS HD comes out
>"hey come over and play it"
>no local multiplayer
And a little part of me died that day, along with any faith I had left in the industry

My younger sister is always on fucking tumblr. Whole day on her tablet browsing it, some days doesn't even leave the room.

What's disturbing is that I found her tumblr online, and along with girly things such are motivational quotes and pretty sceneries, there is shitload of hardcore porn gifs and hentai reblogged.

She's just barely 16 but it would explain shlicking noises silent moans at nights coming from her bed. I just didn't know she's such a perv, it's so creepy.

Me and my sister used to do everything together when we were kids. But then as we aged we grew more and more distant.

We used to play vidya on the snes and gamecube (we were really poor during n64 era) and I tried really hard to get her into pokemon.
Some of the games we used to play were Paper Mario TTYD, Simpsons Hit 'n Run, Donkey Kong Country, Mariokart Double Dash and Warioware Mega Party Games.
But I think the more I pushed the harder I pushed her away. one day she snapped at me and told me she didn't want to play anymore of my "stupid games".
I was so sad I ran to my room and tore up some of my game boxes while crying. That day I felt like truly we would never connect on the same level ever again.
These days I'm still pretty into vidya (I'm posting here, aren't I?) while she's pretty much a basic bitch. Uncultured, rude, with shit taste in music and is always out clubbing.
We couldn't be more apart. We're both studying at university and both work part time jobs, but she has a social life and i'm a pathetic reject.

As much as we argue like cats and dogs, sometimes I wish I had my old sister back.

I live right next to a lake/resort. All people do are swim, boat, and/or fish here during the summer. Maybe that's why it seems so common to me, but if there's really nowhere to fish in other boondocks then all that's left is hunting when the season rolls around. Even then, the guys I know are out 5 days a week trying to shoot whatever's in season.

Get positive, faggot. Hope is the greatest strength there is.

You know what to do user.

So when are you going to blue ball your bro?
>the fact you still have them
Kinda lewd user

I look at my sister; she's got a cute face, she takes good care of her body and figure. She's short and overall just tiny. She hates sluts and doesn't make bad decisions, is overall really sweet. She'd make a really nice girlfriend, but she's already my sister. From an objective point of view one could say she's pretty bangable but I'm not aroused by the thought of her at all. It's just how it works.

this is not how a normal person talks about and describes their sibling

i do have a sister btw. she's nice of course, but also a stupid bitch (see, this is normal)

Nice try Nagito.

What kind of guns do you have? What's your favourite muzzle device; flash hider, compensator, suppressor or muzzle brake?

Bullshit.
Pure apathy is the only way to go.

That would be hot if she wasn't getting fat user

I had tons of sexual dreams about my sister throughout adolescence. So frequent in fact I have doubted whether all of them were not actually dreams but repressed memories

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Already reported her tumblr if that's what you mean. But I doubt it will change anything. Also it's awkward to talk to her now knowing she reblogs really hardcore anal things and shit. She is far too young for that.

>he still plays video games
>he still believes in GOD
holy hell

>She is far too young for that.
You would rather see her pregnant?!
What kind of brother are you?

give her

the dick

>Played the Genesis Sonic The Hegdehog games with my sister
>We also read the old Archie Sonic comics
>Lots of memories of Classic Sonic growing up
>See the Sonic Mania trailer
>Really excited, want to share with my sister who I haven't spoke to in ages
>"Hey sis! I know we haven't talked in a while, but today they announced they're bringing Sonic back from how he was when we were younger! *link to the trailer*"
>Response after ten minutes
>"Oh, that's cool. I thought you grew out of children's video games though. *followed by an array of emoji shit*"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Look at her FaceBook profile
>Literally just selfies of her in overdone makeup, at parties in stupid dresses and with always in photos with some weird gay hair looking tanned guy

I'm thinking of going out of my way to find a NEET girl who would happily live with me.

>have zero interest in fugging
This user is defective.

The thing that they are on is buried in a box along with a bunch of junk and other stuff from when I was kids with stuff like old toys, old consoles and games, book reports and other stuff like that

>have younger brother
>he plays shit games
>has a shit computer
>i have a good one
>only let him play games i approve

Forcing him to play through all of Dark Souls Trio, have him also playing System Shock 2, gonna force him after into Dues Ex and Half Life.

nigger, either you're lying, or you're dumb as fuck.

PLOW THAT FAT BITCH AND POST PICS.

Depression will not get you anywhere. Even if it's delusional, people with hope can achieve great things where apathetic people wouldn't even try.

Have 2 sis like that. I can tell you its because you grew up poor. I know this because I was poor. They just succumbed to the high life. like moths to a flame or niggers to rims

Used to play Halo and Resident Evil with my big brother, eventhough I was way too young to be playing such games. We used to be tight-knit, the perfect siblings as some parents would call it.

Till my big brother went through a psychosis and couldn't help the temptation of hard-drugs. My mother and I tried to help him countless of time without succes. He became so mentally unstable that he became a danger to my mother and I. We had to let him loose and break all contact. I haven't spoken or seen him ever since. 3 years haven passed and I don't even know if he is allright.

But you can't save one that doesn't want to be saved.

Sister is 10 years older and all her hot friends saw me as a cute little kid and they were in college, married, or moved by the time I was of age.

Thx mom

That's how other people would see their sibling, and that's what I think he's saying (if she's really as hot as user says). The point is you see your sibling as your sibling before you see them as attractive so it's weird to you if other people think they're attractive.

This is the way user. This way he will start hating these games and/or playing in general.
Maybe he will start watching pewdiepie because he gets a masochistic boner from it, because it reminds him of his abusive brother.

>could have had 2 cute sisters who were twins
>both died in the womb

Feels rucking bad man.

I never had a sister, but it's probably not as great as it is in anime so whatever.

>Hope is the greatest strength there is.
No.
youtu.be/97mbNzg2YUQ

That's sad user

>not allowed to acknowledge good things about your sibling because it makes you sound creepy
>only allowed to use simple words like "nice" or "stupid"

I don't even know where to start

They just turn into adults and move away then you only see them occasionally and when you do you just feel ashamed of still being an autistic manchild.

Depression is inaction yes and not being discussed.
Apathetic attitude prevails in the sense that it does not stop you from attempting, you just don't get your hopes up and thus don't get disappointed.

Stoicism teaches to avoid emotions which can affect us negatively. Some positive feelings such as hope do this.
Anything outside of your control is volatile.
You can be happy when a girl agrees to go out with you, but you shouldn't hope that she'll agree prior.

My big sister bullied me and caused my feminization fetish.

>16
>too young for porn

What the fuck am I reading

I don't hunt or own a gun, even if I have an idea of what all of those things are just from playing video games

I'm 24 and have never had a job.

My bro is 23, has completed uni and is now a biology teacher earning $100,000 a year.

I have nothing but pride for him and feel no shame for choosing the path of the NEET. I love myself and my life.

Not him but I watched when I was a young kid on fucking vhs tapes. I can tell you, its very determental

Legit talk. You obviously don't even have a sister so you're saying all that.

She isn't fat or ugly, in fact she's pretty cute and petite for her age, which is why it's so creepy and disturbing to imagine her browsing hardcore double anal penetrations or whatever.

I understand she is growing up but if this continues I'd have to move out of our room soon since our beds are 2 meters apart and it's getting so awkward being awoken at 3am by the sounds of her bedsheets moving and moaning.I did try letting her know I'm awake before by moving my sheets or getting up to get a glass of water, but she didn't even care to stop masturbating over her tablet while I was awake.

Seriously, there is something wrong with these new generations and I mostly blame the internet.

Everyone I know started watching porn and fapping at like 13

Are you me?

>grow up with a brother and sister
>always competing with my brother to play video games so my sister can rarely ever play
>she enjoys playing them once in a while though, simple games like gta 2 or mario kart
>move out to go to college, then so does she
>at some point we return during a holiday to the parents house
>"hey user, I bet you can't beat at this game"
>shows me some mobile phone snake
>indulge her for a few turn then return it
>starts teasing me for not beating her high score and wants me to play all her mobile games
>mfw

Why did you feel the need to mention she's white, you disgusting fucking monkey?

You talk with a lisp?

Well aside from "just like my japanese hentai" memes, I find it disturbing because she's only 16, maybe I turned into some grumly geezer but I feel like she's too young for these things.
Then again I found out about porn earlier than her...

SMELLY

well my brother sucks hard at every game other than rocket league and he bloody plays games 8 hrs a day

It's just a subtle troll. Actually it's beyond subtle. It's microscopic.

I can understand not wanting her to fun herself while you're there, but there isn't anythign wrong with looking at porn at 16 user

Just go to her and politely ask her to only do that sort of things in private

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCKING WEABOOS HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK STILL PLAYS VIDEO GAMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

For people like you so you could appreciate the post more you clown.
Basic communication principles aren't hard buddy.

Not even a McDonalds job? Are you fat AND antisocial?
HAHAHAHA 13? I watched since 6

The later someone becomes interested in these things, the better. Unfortunately the ideology of degenerate western society is totally for the opposite of that statement.

Stoicism can't/doesn't teach anything. It's a state of being, like celibacy.

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

Don't worry user you and me know we're right. Fuck the mentally ill depressed and neutral stoicfags

Anti-white racism coming from a sack of female brown shit doesn't make me appreciate the post more.

Joke's on you I watched porn since I was a spermatozoon

Yeah. It's not noticeable until I talk at length. Sense I'm a quiet person most people don't notice.

You're actually proud of that? wew lad

Yes, it is a state of being. But as it is a human concept it contains elements to convince one to partake of it.

It's not "I try to think and feel like this. Not for any particular reason, I just do it."
It's: "I try to think and feel like this. As a result, this happens."
Which contains an unspoken "If you seek the same things to happen to you, try to act in this manner."

Information doesn't have to be in lecture format to teach somebody something.

Bet I saw you in one of the vids! Small world.

If you saw one do a flip and wave at the camera that was me

You appreciate it more as a more refined target for your vitriol.
And they could also be yellow my good friend.

>tfw my sister is a pothead normie and only plays The Sims

Obviously not. Its rotted my preception of what and how to expect sex to be like. I only now started to unblur the lines

My older sister is kind of like that. She loves Super Mario World, Sonic 3 & Knuckles and Donkey Kong Country, but absolutely refuses to play the newer games in those series.

3 and before are good fun.
4 is irredeemable.

>Sister and I grow up playing Dungeon Keeper.
>"So have you finished making those levels of yours yet"?

Well if they fixed the fucking pathfinding bug I would have.

LONDINIVM?

>11 years old or so
>Sister at same age
>Find dads sex magazine
>Both clueless about sex
>When parents are working sister I undress naked and try to mimic poses we see in the magazine
>One year later we taught eachother about orgasms and help eachother

We are 22 years old now and we still have some fun when she is in town visiting

She disliked 4, but she's still playing it.

>This is a normal American childhood

End yourself. Also, this isn't Cred Forums you sick faggot.

Hey read my blog too.

>Not sister but hot cousin
>Highschool, go to her house every day since it's down the street and I'm waiting in mom to pick me up
>One day, house is empty
>Whatever, get on computer
>Look in back
>My hot hippie cousin brought her hot friends over to swim in the pool
>They're completely naked
>Didn't even knownI was there
>They get out and walk into the house from the porch , which is right next to the computer room
>Three Amazon goddesses all stroll by naked
>They just look at me and start giggling, walking away and saying "ohhh my god~"

And that was the first time I saw tits , saw mt cousin's a few more times because she likes to walk around topless. Forever burned into my head, been 10 years.

Be sure to subscribe.

Hey more fun to you. Don't be upsetwhen it ends though.

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Yeah with the 1st 3 Mario Party games then later on she grew out of games
Also will never forget that weird bonding moment when I was 9 and she was 7 and we were both curious about our special areas so one time while no one was around mom went out to get groceries we sat down and showed eachother our special areas. Never happened again but looking back on it that was weird to do

>Oh you play games too?
>What do you play? Hearthstone? LoL?

Every fucking time.

describe their nipples

Just introduce her to Cred Forums.

>DFC
>not petite body
That's just a failed creature

Not really weird. Classic I'll show you mine and you show me yours. Had a neighbour (girl) who chickened out. Just her flat chest when we were young

Better than letting Ahkmed fuck all your women, you stupid yuropoor.

I frenched my cousin when I was a kid. You might be on to something.

Tell her some random strayan cunt thinks she should stop

Mobiles games aren't really that bad. Sure they're cancerous, but as long as you can have fun and socialise with them just like you once did with consoles, it's still fun.

Not american, sorry.

Nothing to end, we are just having fun from time to time and she even has a boyfriend, who's a total ass.

i need you to walk into her room, and with a straight look on your face say "i know you're at that age, but please do it in the shower"

>Amazon goddesses
Were they tall?

Fucking lucky. Only kissed her on her neck and lips but only for a day. We stopped because it was gross