ITT: Terrible vidya universes to live in

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I would murder almost everyone I disliked in that universe and then leave a post it note of fake confessions saying other people I don't like committed the murder.

It's like our world, but worse

If you kill Phoenix and frame Maya you win
Bonus: Do it in Kh'urain

All of them. Life isn't too good for the average man in games

I don't really like Hamburgers.

Apollo is there.

Then during the trial of Maya dress up as Apollo and throw the case ruining his name so no one will ever hire him.

Yeah that'll work.

>have friends
>adventures all the time
>90% of women are waifus
>everyone is really good at something (even if that something can be stuff like failing or not being seen) so everyone has a function
>Maya is there
>nature is beautiful
>there are science centers, aquariums, museums and circuses everywhere
>food is cheap and plentifull
fucking heaven

how are they managing to grip a lobster with its shell still on that tightly with chopsticks

And then bam you're dead!

asian magic

What's the point of this character?

Making my dick hard

>chopsticks can't grab hard objects

???

and then i can come and go in the entire female population of kuhrain as i please

Dark souls

but like they're fighting over it and pulling on it

there's just no way

Only two people can do that in Khu'rain
And the chances of them doing that for you is zero

This guy knows what's up.

To take more jobs at the Wright Anything Agency.

Nick can't take every job by himself, it makes sense for him to have some other lawyers to help him out.

Could an Ace Attorney fan explain to me how the universe is horrible to live in? I've played the first game and it doesn't seem all that bad apart from having to call sushi "hamburger" and having to read about dumb murder cases every week.

It's extremely easy for murderers to frame innocent people and you'll probably be found guilty unless you just happen to get one of the main characters for a lawyer

But are there that many murders? I've never had anyone I know get murdered

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Not all of them, but pretty close. There are some relatively safe options though.

She's really good at that since how lewd she can be in the games.

Murders are normal part of life. The legal system is fucked. Everyone is a liar. You could easily end up murdered, a witness, or a accused of murder. Capital punishment is frequently done. Unless you get Wright, Apollo, or Athena to defend you, you will be found guilty. Mothers are all terrible. You are probably going to be an orphan.

Just look at OP's picture. One of them has been dead for two decades. All of them except for four have been a defendant in a murder case. One of them has committed murder.

The senran kagura universe.

>But are there that many murders?
They apparently came up with the 3 day trial system because of a backlog of unsolved cases.

Kill yourself.

Fuck you. I love the games but that would be an awful universe to live in with all the shit that goes down. Only a complete retard would want to live in that apocalyptic world.

>Humanity about to go extinct in a few years
>good universe
Yeah sure

Wow you can't get a joke can you?
I was giving a Radical-6 joke

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>2002
Wait a second, I've always been under the impression that SMT was a much older series.

It is, that's just the port.

Half-Life 2 specifically because Half-Life 1 would be just as bad (or good) as the real world if you weren't in Black Mesa during the disaster. It was between HL1 and 2 that shit went down for the rest of the world.

Mount and Blade Universe

>be me
>living in comfy Jelkala
>survive a Khergit raid of the village right after we came back from a Swadian raid
>it's k, at least I can still farm
>shit, no denars
>guy enters Jelkala on horseback. Doesn't look like much
>asks if anyone wants to join him
>the fuck are-
>"I can offer ten denars starting and a weekly salary of denars for service"
>... sign right the fuck up. Maybe I get the chance to fuck up some Swadilards or Chinkits
>leave village
>32 mountain bandits snag us as we leave
>Enter combat
>We got this, afterall there is 20 of us
>If we hold the hill, we can-
>"EBERYONE, CHARGE!"
>wut.jpeg
>everyone just blindly runs forward
>meanwhile, our 'leader' just rushes forward toward the enemy
>He does a ride-by and manages to get one
>Maybe we can-
>A javelin to his head takes him to the ground
>oh shit
>surrender to them
>end up being chained to the shitty leader who got everyone else killed.
>one night, he magically disappears
>bandits blame me, fear the worst
>then, from over the hill, I see a party approach
>the bandits mobilize
>I'm saved!
>hear in the distance, "I VIL DRINK FRAM YUR SKAL!"
>...
>end up being captured and sold into slavery at Tihr by Sea Raiders who kicked the shit out of the Mountain Bandits

Any universe with Carlos in it is a good universe. Better if Carlos 2 is there

Dragon Ball universe. Earth gets fucked up a lot.

For Simon banter

GTA
>Walking to store for some milk n shit
>Police sirens constantly blaring due to high criminal activity
>Explosions in the distance, could be isis, could be another guy they revive for some reason
>Say hi to myself on the way
>Zentorno powerslides around the corner and takes out 5 people at once
>Begin hurrying as i know im next
>Voice of a kid starts shouting "yo nigga bitch ima fuc-frickin show you west side best"
>He throws C4 at me and detonates it
>Since he was so close to me we both die
>Inaudible screeching deafens me as i fade to black
no thanks