Why is Japan so shit at designing? Or everything for that matter

>Evolutionary reason
They are people who magically transformed, and their descendants

Is this the dragon fetish thread?

>Realistic
>Not covered in feathers
>Not an herbivore for its size
>Neck not stumpy or compressed into its torso when it has horns meant for ramming.

Dragons are supposed to be depicted with wings extending from their backs in addition to 4 legs. Same way as angels, basically. Angels are avatars of God's will, dragons are the unrest of the universe caused by man's existence.

>evolutionary reason
>giant lizard
>evolved from birds
>Can fly
>breathes fire
>not an herbivore
>despite anything of that weight class only being herbivores

This is a Japanese Ancient Egyptian God

>anything of that weight class only being herbivores
The exception being your mother

How the fuck is the left one a dragon?

>western dragon is east of eastern dragon

really makes you think

Carol = Milla >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purple faggot

>kemomimi with paws but otherwise 100% human
yeah das it mane, fuckin love MGE

....post more of these fuck op.

Shout out to DDDA and DaS for having the nicest designs here. Why was Skyrim's flying chicken used three times though. At that point just include Smaug?

probably laziness.

>western games
>everything has a belirvable, cool, emersive design that varies just enough from game to game to still be recognizable but unique to some degree

>eastern designs
>kawaii and loli everywhere
>boys look like girls, who look like dolls with generic facial features
>unrealistic sized breasts with skanky clothing is what warriors and mages look like
>14 year old girl is actually 1000 year old dragon or witch. Is the masturbating material for sad lonely weebs.
>Shit weapon and armor designs

When will the yellow rats catch up to superior western devs

But I like the Eastern design more.

>Why the west is so bad at designing?

This is a Japanese dragon

>liking tomboys
Milla>Lilac>Carol

Is that the not-japan one that goes ballistic if you touch the one scale that points the opposite direction from the rest and rapes you for days non stop?

This is another Japanese Ancient Egyptian God

Wyverns =/= Dragons

Doing great work user

>having shit taste
Kill yourself then

Yes

I love you.
And Japan.

Sauce or point me in the right direction.

>ruining based Ancient Egyptian Mythos with cancerous weeb shit
Kill yourself faggot, please

Nobody really knows what god looks like user.
Maybe they have pink hair, nice hip and kneesocks

Eastern European minotaur.

This is a Japanese monkey

Japanese minotaur.

This is a "flying" "wyvern"

Those are wyverns you fucking cuck

Here's your (you)

According to who?

American minotaur.
Can you see my point?

This is Japanese Perfection

>everything has to be belirvable
And right at the start you point out why western games fail. They all try to stick rigidly to reality. Despite using fucking magic or scifi elements. This focus on realism also makes them dated before they even release.

what the FUCK

>You are now aware that Freedom Planet's OST is god tier

youtube.com/watch?v=M3Li4kgdAlU

youtube.com/watch?v=tTmobgc1kZs

youtube.com/watch?v=tRVhBGGYNEk

Hmmmmm......... Really makes you think..........

You're an idiot. This is a Japanese dragon. Actually two of them

I've never thought of that.
Harpies are to Angels what wyverns are to dragons.

>Neck not stumpy or compressed into its torso when it has horns meant for ramming.

Your Darwin-fu is weak.

monster girl encyclopedia

>left
>dragon

fucking triggered

I want to marry that western dragon

This is your Dragon for tonight Cred Forums

>actually believing this

Jesus christ kid. There's a difference between making a fantasy game too rooted in reality, and not making your models look fucking retarded.

Japanese demon

>Grigori unrealistic

Nothing that big and heavy would evolve without four legs you fucking autist.

I always had a fantasy of taping an egg vibe to the backwards scale, turning it on high, and just letting her go to town

isn't the left one designed by a weeaboo ?

ITT; triggered fatass weebs.

Thank you

>There's a difference between making a fantasy game too rooted in reality, and not making your models look fucking retarded.
But WRPGs are at fault for both of those. So what's your point?

This right here is a Minotaur, or as we like to say down at gearbox, Minotaurus Badasserus.
See what I did there? He's a bad ass Minotaur. God, I deserve an award for being such a BADASSERUS writer.

no problem

Japanese bird

>Dragons in Western games e.g. Skyrim
>Glorified cliff racers which you spam LMB at after you shout dragonrend at
>Dragons in Eastern games e.g. Dragon's Dogma and Dark Souls
>Powerful monsters that demand skill and makes for great boss fights.

The only time I've seen western games do dragons right is the D&D videogames. Even NWN2 did dragons better than the "masterpiece" Skyrim did.

why is his neck a bulging dick?

I laughed out loud at your picture. It's funny because 80% the time it's true. But there is the occasional horror Jap that can design the shit out of a scary monster.

Japanese goblin.

Japanese Turtle

Checkmate faggots

>Warp Sector
What's this? I own the full soundtrack and I don't have this song

>Hundreds of different styles of feathered hair and belt placement

>Lolis everywhere
>boys look like girls
But these are good things

See, why can't they make more shit like this?

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These are Japanese ogres

Ok, how about first giving me an example of times jrpgs proved to be, as a whole, less reality based than wrpgs. Because wrpgs have potions and magic and alternate dimensions and dragons or goblins, and all that other good fantasy rpg stuff. Jrpgs? Fucking anime characters with bad hair and oversized swords fighting another bad guy with bad hair.

Secondly

>a scale covered beast with large bat wings and fire breath being more stupid than a fucking half naked anime girl with big tits and pointy teeth

This isn't even an argument. It's trying to convince a retard he's retarded at this point.

>harpies
now we're speaking my language

They're not shit, they're just different and unique to their culture as Western designs are to us. I can enjoy both for different reasons.

you can never go wrong with Kaiju

Kaiju > anime waifus

>cherry picking games
Nice job

Japanese lamias

>Fucking anime characters with bad hair and oversized swords fighting another bad guy with bad hair.
;^)

"Harpies will snatch you and fly!"

>western game
>only 10 colours in the game

>western game
>color

somebody give me a good western and a good eastern game

>No doggy dick
Dropped

Eastern: Eastern mind: The lost souls of tong nou
Western: Vidiot game

Never actually played dragon's doggo, how where their birds?

>not posting the best dragon to ever be featured in vidya

That is such a fucking good design.

This is a Japanese Ancient Egyptian God, but she got all dressed up. Say something nice about her dress.

>Dracula
>Dracul
>Dracul=dragon
Dracula is the best dragon

I bet she has a hairy butt

Torque's exclusive stage was (Horizon Station?) had music made. Torque ended up not working well at all and given complications with Fusion they fucked off with the DLC. They're pushing it into a spin off or something. It's the best bit of music that came out of the game though which is a damn shame.

Stage 1:

soundcloud.com/leila-wilson-woofle/fp-h_s-a

Stage 2:

soundcloud.com/leila-wilson-woofle/h_s-b

The roses bring out her eyes.

have I fallen yet?

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BADASS

no, that'd be hellhound

pretty good. They attacked by swooping down on you, singing you to sleep or carrying you off and dropping you for fall damage.

"Beware the harpie's song"

Neat, always meant to give it a go but keep putting it off, hows air combat anyway? I remember you could like hang on to a gryffon or something when it swooped by

>evolution
>nearly every RPG setting is creationist

>freedom planet
>Japan
Galaxy Trail is anything but eastern. Don't let the moonrunes fool you.

That's what radiation does to the brain

Cleopatra is cute. CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=49MH6AeFA2k

You fucking virgin idiot.

"You look lovely in that dress, Royal Purple suits you!"

Say it with me; "I'm dating the girl, not the wardrobe. I like the dress because she's wearing it."

Ummm lol?

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you alright my man? she's clearly a bit on the fence about her new dress, and could use a complement, no need to, uh, whatever you just did

yea, but it will try to buck you off. If you hang on while they fly too high, you immediately fall to your death.

you just say that because you want to put you dick on Godzilla's thighs
I won't judge you if it's actually Ghidora's

>Western designs
>Cool
>Unique

You mean 1 and a half.

I don't see any giraffe sized birds around here.

>inb4 ostritches

>biollante is only playable in like 2 godzilla games
shit sucks mang

Looks like what old yugioh monsters looked like.

>"plus hundreds of others"...
>...that get used 1/100th of the time whilst pedobait anime teens and eyesore cluster-designs are the focus

Nips still have their own overdone equivalent to the West's "boring realism" approach, ya biased weeb.

She's not on the fence about the dress. The dress is twenty dollars of fabric with a two hundred dollar price tag.

She doesn't need someone to validate her purchase, she needs a complement to her appearance.

Which means you complement her you brain-dead beta!

Hell, I'll give you one better; work in a backwards compliment about the dress: "it almost looks as soft as your fur" is a reliable one.

Fuck me, I'm trying to help Cred Forums court fictional furry broads.

fuckin maoriniggers killed em all

Every thread

Those are all Wyvern's on the realistic side moron

we kinda know to complement her too, ya dingus
relax jesus

Clearly the answer is kaiju waifus
It even rhymes

Lol no. They killed all their food so they starved to death Maori were far too pussy to actually hunt them

seems legit

its a shame that we have never seen an actually good looking western mech.

No, because if you did; you wouldn't have complemented the dress in the first place.

The words you say aren't nearly as important as how you say them; and when it becomes your 2nd guess, you've already lost the impact.

This is a japanese evil russian dictator

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direct or indirect, they fucking killed a kickass giant dinosaur bird that we could have tamed and turned into the sickest battlemounts ever

STOP RESPONDING TO BAIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

If women are even half this autistic I'm glad to be a wizard in training

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Honestly among the few non-cancerous results of anime.
Mecha always delivers for me.

Oh and by extension the biggest fucking eagle ever that only ate moa, fuck the maori

posting in epic (you) festival

They were delicious.

You wanna fucking go nigger

It's not their fault that NZ birds are retarded.

This is a Japanese zombie

This is a Japanese Pole stuck between a rock and hard place

That's China

We all know destoroyah is best kaiju and waifu. It's a well known fact.

still can't believe kaiju waifus isn't an established subgenre in japan. they'll do waifu animes for weapons, youkai, soda cans, lovecraftian gods, battleships, tanks, guns, and economic strategies, but no kaiju waifu anime

This is a Japanese wyvern

Humanity is this fucking autistic.

Here, have another one for free: Remove "No Problem" from your vocabulary.

The statement "No Problem" suggests it might have been a problem at some point. Likewise, "It's Nothing" suggests you had no investment in the issue.

"It's fine", "My pleasure", "You're welcome" and "Glad to help" are far better.

Funnily, the actual thread topic is design, which is made or broken by the most autistic details.

>lovecraftian gods
WHAT

She's not a tomboy, she's a wildcat.

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>he doesn't know about Nyarly in Demonbane
shame on you

fun fact, smaug was originally going to have 6 limbs but it was too time consuming to animate so they changed him to a wyvern

bitch that's not fucking nyarlathotep

That's japan getting desperate

>The statement "No Problem" suggests it might have been a problem at some point
going out of your way to help someone, hypothetically, can be
I think the only autist here is you

I know you're oversimplifying the matter, but it does show a huge difference between the two regions in designing appearances. Case in point:
>DmC Devil may Cry development
>Tameem and the rest of Ninja Theory make an enemy with elbow spikes on it
>They thought it was such a good feature that they went ahead and designed the rest of the enemies
>Capcom comes in to check on things
>"Tameme, what does this elbow spike do?"
>"Nothing, it just looks cool doesn't it"
>"But it doesn't serve a purpose on any of the enemy designs that have it"
>"So?"
>Capcom proceeds to slap their bitch asses around and make new ones with functional designs in mind
I can't find the exact interview where this is written but this is a real thing that happened.

in australia we say 'no worries', which is downunder for 'I am so apathetic that even considering if I wanted to do what you asked or not was too much effort', and I think that's beautiful

person over 30 detected

There is a huge difference between them. That's kind of what I was pointing out. But I also pointed out that Japan dos make games inspired by western designers. Hell anime and games were inspired by the west to begin with.

Hastur also shows up, and Cthulhu.

It just turns out that all of the Lovecraftian horrors were inspired by aliens in their true forms.

I'd fuck it

Implying you'd have a choice

>and Cthulhu.
Cthuga, different thing. one of August Derleth's creations I think,

Wasn't she part of Cthulhu Corp?

But yeah, I think you're right about her being Cthuga

Charizard is baller as fuck, who cares if it's realistic? I don't even like anime.

it was dissapointing either way. the original shorts were hit and miss but the anime really really wanted to be the new Excel Saga, but didn't have enough jokes to maintain the breakneck pace that made Excel Saga so enjoyable. The only reason I even made it to the end of the first season was a S-CRY-ed reference gave me false hope that it was gonna get better

Freedom Planet (left) was made by a Western developer.

>Realistic Dragons
>Doesn't post dragons
Well done.

Not a single dragon on the left side would be able to fly, even discounting wing size and weight.

See, I didn't see any of that. Excel Saga was just pure random humour. Nyaruko was a romcom based around toku, mecha, vidya, and lovecraft jokes and references.

>Excel Saga was just pure random humour
the vast majority of Excel Saga's humor is references. I got the DVD box set when I was a teen and it actually had as a special feature little text bubbles that would pop up and explain each reference and 'weird japanese humor' as it happens.

probably my favorite is how Excel and Pedro's 'Gurandu!' greeting is a reference to a certain jap musician whose name became synonymous with snail trails due to how prominent his was in his stage outfit

>open MSpaint
>make an "ironic" image where 2 things are labeled backwards
>shitpost it on Cred Forums
>watch as your thread gets 400+ posts

Not if you turn your screen around you fucking idiot

Superior version

Aren't they both western?

She's a dragon? I thought she was a goat

Regardless, the pacing and nature of Excel Saga's humour felt considerably more random to me overall than anything Nyaruko did, which was based more around their relationship with the main character, and the fact that aliens are huge fuckin' weebs.

She's Sonic the Hedgehog. Remade into a dragon.

The dragon on the right is from a Capcom game, so no.

I'm here for cute girls

i'll take the japanese dragon

muh nigga