If you were transported into the world of Mario Sunshine, with only the clothes on your back and no special abilities...

If you were transported into the world of Mario Sunshine, with only the clothes on your back and no special abilities, how many shines could you get?

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Oh, and you each get a FLUDD

I don't know because i didn't play Sunshine
;_;

I wouldn't mind living in Isle Delfino

>It's to hot here
>Why are there only fat chicks
>Everything is to wet
>My feet are tired

Fuck that I'm just gonna hang out on the beach, Mario's standing in a market in that picture

Disregard shines
Chill out with piantas

None. I'll get really really horrible sunburn, otherwise.

Make FLUDD suck my dick. I imagine it has amazing sucking power.

Well if we're talking like we've beat the very first one, I'd go after the one hidden under the sand. Easy.

I mean i'd probably just start a comfortable life, everything is shaped like fruit so i can probably eat it, i'd get a job cleaning up the streets, or fuck it maybe i'll hop back on the plane i came on.

it does everything BUT suck user

you could have made a blowing joke maybe but you chose the one thing it can't do

how could you fuck up this badly?

>trying to balance the jetpack, accidentally hitting a wall

>All anons who posted in this thread are teleported in to the Mario Sunshine world, allowing for teamwork

>The Mario world is in "real world" levels of detail, but Mario physics still applies to everything but us. For example fish have bones, goombas have wearable hides, you CAN break branches off trees. Similar to pic related. Enemies leave behind remains, you can dig in the ground, and so on. While the world is in "real" levels of detail, there is still floating shit and magic and stuff like that.

>We don't have a LIFE bar like Mario, but shines/coins heal injuries by limb

>Powerups do their ingame function

>If an angle can be scaled in real life, we can do it, even if Mario can't

It definitely sucks, how do you think it fills up when you areon the surface of the water for 3 seconds

>he wouldn't a thick pianta

Dolphin is out user, you can play it on a emulator for free now

> Every user in Cred Forums instantly trandported to Delfino island
> Immediately begin planning a coup
> Kill the island's native residents and take over
> Figure out how to get out
Fuck shinies

Guys, there's this shadow form of myself running off with some blonde lady, but I can't catch up to him because he's too fucking fast. Wat do?

Why even bother collecting shrines? to get to Corona mountain? you would die instantly there, just live your life on the comfy beachside while forcing FLUDD to suck your dick.

Literally no downsides besides not poisoning yourself.

None. I'd be too busy titfucking one of the pink lady Piantas.

i would get a job cleaning using a mop and bucket, fuck fludd

fuck me I knew I shouldn't have straight up copypasted that. Ignore the parts inapplicable to Sunshine

>Shadow forms of every poster in this thread

No way could I get to bowser. I would absolutely refuse to go into the volcano or use the high jump shit. Fuck the island, fuck the princess. Some shade would be nice.

The emulated version is unbeatable due to a bug on one mission.

It doesnt work for Sunshine, it's a populated society on a tropical paradise with available food and resources, there's no reason to collect shines

>Bunch of anons gets several shines
>Park is unlocked
>Everyone hogs the attractions

>go to Bianco Hills
>find one of those balloon things
>you know exactly where I'm going with this

I 100% it a couple of years ago via dolphin without a single bug

This
SM64 is hell compared to Sunshine. Now if we were sent to Galaxy, we would all fucking die

>fuck the princess.
If I could get away with it, fuck yes.

I've always wanted to fondle Peach's tits.

How would we beat the special courses?

>Those poor Anons who attempt the Fluff Festival

I think we could get reasonably far if everyone Zerg rushed everything, dood.
Hell, if we live we could be heroes, dood!

Stop remaking this fucking thread.

Fuck that, I'm going to hijack Bowser's Jr.'s motor boat and drive my way out of here.

I'm sure some will try and rape Rosalina.

You fucking don't. Shits impossible even when you're Mario.

There are a few you could beat yourself. With a little luck, the chuckster one would be doable.

>user tries to rape NPC
>Because they weren't originally programed for this action they just sit there
>Eventually user's bukkake her
>Stands there for the time remaining that it takes the user's to finish the game covered in deep cum

Dicks out for all the anons who sacrificed their lives to get the Pachinko machine shine.

Leave it to a classy old pro like Toadsworth to appreciate the Female body in all it's forms

Meanwhile, on Cred Forums Defino Plaza...

>the sun hurts my eyes
>everyone is fat or a manlet
>I miss my video games
>the sand is hot but the cement is hotter

Let's fix this problem, anons.

I guess build some ladders and bring some planks to walk across.

That sounds AMAZING.

Noki and Pianta pussy as much as I want, forever, with none of the wallet leeching.

ontop of one of the bell towers is a satalite dish, so they probably have electricity, so you could probably get a PC and play vidya, question is, what would mario world vidya be like?

>that poor user we lost while he accidentally fell into the sewers
RIP

That reminds me of this.

I dunno, some of us could probably pull a Captain Toad, or start cobbling together supplies and tools from stuff the 'Marios' bring back to the Observatory.

Mario sunshine mmo when

Real life

One of the best things about Sunshine is that you can see other areas from your location.

What's with all the idiots kicking durians around? Just grab their stems, dumbasses.

Paper Mario Sticker Star only

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AH FUCK SHIT. HURTS MY HANDS

Firstly, I'd fuck one of those Islanders. Then, head to each area taking in the scenery and probably, barely complete missions. The heights and freaky bug enemies, let alone the platforming sprite missions would piss me off and frighten me to the point where I'd try and leave Delfino.
But, realistically I'd go crazy with how strange everything looks and the fact I might not have a way home

>Chlling in delfino
>Constant explosions coming from pinna park due anons STILL attempting the secret missle course and giant mechical bowser

> user getting bj by the lighthouse

Kek

if we got FLUDDs, it would probably be pretty easy to do the first few courses, shit like lava, secret worlds, and that fucking village level with bottomless pits would be insane or impossible

Do I get to retain my current special abilities, such as the ability to navigate a cloths hanger through my body?

Be honest, who would fap in front of the sunflowers?

also once enough money was amassed, we could just move wherever, I mean Mario got there via fucking plane, Delino has an airstrip, probably wouldn't take much time to book a flight to the Mushroom Kingdom or something

You'd break on impact if you were tossed by a Chuckster.

>Pianta Village on fire mission
>group of anons underground
>one starts slipping

This is some classic drama shit right here.

Is this what s tropical island is like? I'm packing my bags for Hawaii ASAP

Guys, meet me at the umbrellas across the canal from the Noki Bay portal, there's a Pianta giving out Shines to whoever can break his crates in time, and I need some help from you faggots.

I wouldn't even bother.

>watch user get flung
>know how far that chuster is thrown
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Only if ya give me your blue coins, faggot.

"Who keeps drawing dicks everywhere?"

I feel bad for the anons who have to die from starvation after falling into the bottomless pit.

art reflects life, so it too would be shit.

Dude fuck off, I spent the past 2 hours cleaning up graffiti letters for these things.

God damn it, user, I'm cracking up.

But seriously, why haven't you fags gotten yourself a Yoshi buddy yet?

>Don't have to walk around anymore
>Can do sick flutter jumps
>Vomit juice in the faces of anybody I want
>Snipe birds out of the sky
>Can melt the yellow goo barriers and chill out in the comfy little hollows they were blocking

lfg ricco harbor M graffiti

Because I'm not suicidal enough to do that stupid carosel bullshit, and the only time that watery fuck appears is when he's carrying the rocket nozzle.

Meant to quote

>not Del/v/no plaza

You fucked up so hard

Has anyone seen Eric? He hasn't landed...

>use fluddd to spray the ground in front of me
>dive into it
>get my skin ripped off by the concrete

I beat the entire game recently on my shit stream.

didn't want to clean up that bullshit in the game, definitely don't want to in real life.

You don't have to do the carousel, you only have to kill the egg turtles.

That said, in order to do that, you need to beat Mecha-Bowser, bomb the Monty Mole and get through his secret level consisting of tons of disappearing blocks, and get eight red coins over the park safety regulation nightmares that are the swinging ships.

We can do it with FLUDD and teamwork.

I could get them all with a 1/8 A press.

>teamwork

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE?

How would Red Coins In The Bottle work?
Would it even?

Real talk, do I stand a chance hooking up with a Pianta? I don't know if any girl on Delfino is as sexually open as I am.

I'll just be over here, singing the background music.

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doo

>Taking a ride on a ferry
>Going under the underpass
>A wave rocks the boat a little, I bounce upwards
>The top of my head barely scrapes the portal and I instantly teleport to the pachinko level

Guys, how the fuck do I get out of here? There's a brown trampoline near me but I'm scared to touch it.

Step on Gelato Beach and get your bones broken or die from a 3 story fall

Let's be real. There is no actual incentive to do anything. Most people would impregnate either a female or yoshi rinse and repeat.

>enter secret level
>tons of anons just sitting at the start, humming and doot-doo-ing the theme, eyes wide with madness
>they are what provide the background music for my platforming attempts

i just started though.....
what bug?
also what the fuck. theres voice acting? that took me by surprise

>//v forms an acapella group and just stands around on the beach all day, performing this while snapping along:

youtube.com/watch?v=YG_WapeTxc0

I want this.

Why not just live peacefully? Build our own society. Make coins a currency, start a bank, build a utopia. Full of autistic neckbeards and the ocasional femboy trap
We all know the women would die in moments right

Think I could get the very first Bianco Hills shine and not much after that.

Ya know what, this is fine.

I want to pet it.

nigger would break your arm and send you flying a few stories

but yeah, go for it bruv, looks cuddly

Some user would grab the bottle and trick others into taking a drink.

Fuck you, no fun faggot. Then I guess I'll just water these innocuous-looking sprouts on the ground instead.

If we team up, do you think we could discover the contents of the hidden book?

If we team up, I don't think we could fit in the bottle, idiot. IT'S A FUCKING BOTTLE.

I'd probably hang out with Mario, I wonder what it would be like to talk with him.

i like this idea

>anons working hard to collect shinies
>that one user who got the sand bird red coins
Meanwhile I'll just be using the water jet to go around the water like the autist I am

You'd have a very silent lunch of spaghetti and meatballs. If Peach or a Toad were around you'd have a conversation but otherwise...

Unless you can understand italigibberish, probably not easy.
He does seem like a cool guy though. Maybe he can give us a hand with some of the shines?

>attempts to talk to mario
>he jumps over you and lands on your head
>you disappear off the edge of the map

It's a magic bottle, doofus.

>All those anons who sacrificed themselves to Wiggler in order to hatch the Sand Bird's egg

Just talk about kalpas n shit.

>not giving Mario a jump boost
>not being a team player
>implying Mario can kill friendlies

>implying that all the other anons wouldn't be acting like autists too

>pic slightly related

Knowing the guy he already has like half of them in no time and telling every user to "git-a gud"

WATERMELON PARTY ON GELATO BEACH!

Srsly tho. Fucking Bowser's voice is hilarious.

I'd just chill out, pick up a job. Make a family with a hot pianta babe.

>Go to work
>Surf after work
>Dance at whatever festival appears that night
>Fuck the wife
>Eat some fruits

Best life ever.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I'm picturing several anons in scientific lab coats plugging data into complex physics equations to figure out how to get the watermelon to roll into the juicer.

Whatever, I heard the place was haunted anyway.

You guys this paint stuff actually tastes kinda good
Sweet but fruity, try it its safe trust me

*peels back foreskin*

Dude. No. Have you seen the things growing out of that shit?

Don't come crawling to us when you get a Piranha chestburster.

Fuck that, how the fuck do we get it down the mountain safely? Look at all those Cataquacks down there, genius.

NOW NOW, BOYS, DON'T TOUCH THAT STUFF

i feel like they would just argue and misconstrue others arguements

I'd try to find Il Piantissimo and figure out what happened to me

don't do this it makes koopa gas

This is exactly what island life is like IRL except that everyone will call you a degenerate beach bum for doing it.

>Why not just live peacefully? Build our own society. Make coins a currency

>implying people could live peacefully in a world where green mushrooms and coins can grant immortality

Anons would be clamoring the areas around easy to obtain green mushrooms in hopes of being the one to get it when it spawns. Those that need them most would be the easiest to control because they're in danger of a Final Death. Those in control of the green mushrooms have literally nothing to fear because they can just keep fighting the desperate over and over again and win via attrition.

Some Anons will have to sign months away as fuck slaves in hopes of getting enough coins to reach 100.

Isle Delphino wouldn't be a paradise, it'd be a tropical Mad Max

>"FUCK YOU I'M A CHUCKSTER"
>throws you into the abyss
unless you could get them to like you, your odds of survival are slim to none

i heard it's actually safe if you boil it with ammonia

Gee I wonder.

Degenerate for doing my job and living my life the way I want? Man, fuck islanders.

WHO /BLOOPERSURFING/ HERE?

You guys gotta try this shit. The only tricky part is getting off.

Don't tell anyone I told you, but I know a guy that has a secret surfing race course in the Ricco Harbor sewers. Come swing by if you want.

just get under the straw hut and wait it out.

>not just grinding lives in the Secret levels

Fuck that noise man my friend was safely blooper surfing on some solid ground and then he hit a stair and instantly died

Mainly because most islands tend to be 50% people that are there to live on the island, and 50% military.

Day (Heart)(Star) of falling into the sewers. Coins keep respawning. Keep me full and healthy. No longer feel desire to eat, drink, or sleep. Sometimes see light. Can't reach it.
Know there's a blue coin down here. Gotta find it.

DON'T GO TO THE HOTEL
DON'T GO TO THE HOTEL
DON'T GO TO THE HOTEL

>Ramming the flat side of nails up your asshole repeatedly

How's that faggot life treating you, son? While you anus gapers are doing that, I'll just dive under the water near the Pinna Park cannon and grab that mushroom repeatedly.

neeeeeeeoooup

That's only one mushroom, shitlord. Gotta get a second before you die.

Secret levels would be the easiest place to suffer a final death, not just from trying to escape it after getting your lives but how easy you'd be to kill from a 1UP cartel. Do you think you could stand a chance in a secret level against some faggots that looted fludds from other Anons?

this is sounding more and more like a madhouse disguised as paradise

...

No one would survive getting to Pinna Park. It's a cannon, after all.

Even when it's not overrun by a manta ghost, this hotel is garbage.

>Staying in one of the second floor rooms
>Taking my leisurely evening shit while catching up on the Delfino Inquirer
>Suddenly some fat mustachioed plumber jumps out of my bathtub, runs around the corner, and trashes my painting with some water pumping backpack, then jumps through it

I've complained to the lobby about it, and they said he's a valued guest. Apparently he was looking for a pineapple so that he could get into the pool area? How does that make any sense? Fuck this place.

It's visible from Delfino Plaza, you could probably commandeer a boat to travel there.

How the fuck does Mario even get out of each stage?

He goes in with lots of methods, but does he just magically teleport back out?

I need something here before we talk about how many we get, because unless we have the power to teleport to the plaza its a matter of what's the most we can get on one route

You probably teleport out the same way you go back in.
Turning into a bunch of colored dots

Well, a low poly version, at least. I imagine it's pretty much just a textureless polygon, since you can't swim out to any of the locations you can see.

>Dive down to that mushroom
>Take the ferry out to the airstrip and come back
>Mushroom respawns

Who's the shitlord now?

Considering the agreed rules is lives, coin magic, and teleporters work, I'd say that grabbing a shine immediately puts us back in Delfino.

But we aren't able to exit stage through a pause menu like Mario, right? Meaning that once we enter any stage, it's a commitment and that we NEED to acquire a Shine just to be able to return to the hub.

i just want to turbo nozzle around with blooper bros

Or die.

Do you know what the deal is with the slot machines in the casino there? They're all huge and ghosts keep coming out of them.

But how does that even work? Is there any canon explanation on how he exits the levels?

This shit bugs the fuck out of me too much for me to put it down

I could explain how he gets out of each stage, but first we need to talk about parallel universes.

Shine exit or getting booted from dying too much. I think in some areas you can see delfino plaza in the distance so you could probably turbo nozzle back if you really wanted to

The casino's a fucking scam man
>Staff says you need to pay 10 coins to get 10 water balloons to flip some panels that make a picture of a shine
>Fat fucking midget arrives with some weird backpack hose and does it for free
>The prize was a fucking sewage pipe

Two theories
Shine magic (he gets one Shine without having to teleport anywhere and they appear to have mystic properties)
Wish magic (a prominent point throughout Mario games, but only notable in the RPGs)

>fired
lol that's fucking lame. If I was the manager, I'd have just told the customer I was gonna fire the guy, given him a coupon for a free pizza, and laughed my ass off immediately after.

>but first we need to talk about parallel universes

I really don't want to hear shit coming out of an egghead from A Press University

The ghosts are definitely weird but I'm not complaining. It's easy as fuck to rig the left machine. At least my stay paid for itself.

I've heard some terrifying shit about the roulette table, though. NEVER bet on purple.

>Implying I wouldn't just stalk Peach

1

>stalking peach
>not gangfucking toadsworth

nothing wrong with me

>stalking a zoophile bimbo
not like she'd even want you

Who gives a shit? I'd just relax with the piantas while that nigger mario rots in jail

> Finally get at the top of the windmill in Bianco Hills
> See a huge ass plant standing on its legs
> Ohshit.jpg
> Proceed anyway, he might be friendly after all
> The walking plant is mad as fuck
> It breaks the roof
> Fall a distance of about 100 meters
> Game Over

Everytime we have these "Cred Forums gets transported" threads I always wonder what would become of the few grills that post here. Instantly gain a harem of white knight betas or constantly on alert to protect their lives and smelly NEET virginities from /r9k/ crossboarders?

Anyway, how do we get Yoshi? He's up on a roof and it'd be pretty hard for anyone but Mario to get there. Also, aren't there a lot of levels where you need to tightrope walk across thin wires to progress?

What the fuck was Petey's problem anyway? He doesn't seem to be affiliated with Bowser in later games.

STOP KICKING MY DURIAN INTO THE THE WATER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

>implying the femanons wouldn't get violently raped in the first ten minutes

do you know what site you're on?

>Try to ask a guy for directions
>He picks me up and throws me at some fucker's window
>Several bones broken, shards of glass digging into every inch of my body
>Now in the hospital
>Have kind of a big nose, and it's been a while since I've shaved
>Mid-treatment, the hospital staff realize that I kinda look like the guy on the wanted posters
>They kick me onto the streets and treat me like a criminal without trial and demand that I wash the grime off their hospital building
>Completely incapable of moving because I'm still injured and bleeding profusely

This place is the worst.

Dude I heard that some days, when the casino is closed, there's a PURPLE PANEL on the roulette machine. If you press it, it goes down deep into the basement of the hotel, where a GHOST attacks you! It's true! It happened to my friend!

He appears as Bowser's minion in the RPGs.

Its pretty easy to climb buildings, they've always got lots of protrusions and lower surfaces and stuff you can use. Worst case scenario find/make a ladder
If I were a femanon I'd be headed straight for Yoshi. Dat tongue

Get better taste in fruit, pleb. Have you tried these papayas?

Not my fault this bitch wants 3 durians, I'm just doing this for the blue coin.

How many shines do you need to trigger Yoshi again? What about rocket or turbo nozzle? I think our best bet at the start is to collect as many blue coins as possible and trade them in to unlock new things and levels.

>dat tounge
dat acid puke at a moments notice

Cred Forums is a bunch of betafags who would never actually rape anyone despite all their talk. The girls would become queens who manipulate everyone with minor sexual favors and you know it.

You just need to beat the egg-clone turtles in Pinna Park.

>show up at airport
>about 100 greasy anons slide off the plane
>the 1 or 2 unfortunate femanons immediately get grabbed and gangbanged
>everyone gets their FLUDD and the first boss takes an entire day to kill because autists keep shooting it, preventing it from opening its mouth

If I were alone it would be alright. But with a thread full of Cred Forumsirgins? Pass.

It's not even really acid puke, it's like...block-transforming puke.

>run around the island
>get the easiest 10 blue coins
>get 100 coins

So thats at least two

Let her get them herself, my man. It's not worth the trouble.

This goddamn BIRD AUGH.

Even doing that requires climbing and jumping onto rooftops, and being able to withstand the falls into the sewers.

Anyone else talk to the guy on that little island you can see from the beach? Apparently the dumbass can't swim and no one has fucking checked on him in forever despite him never moving, should we like call the police or something?

The real shitters will probably throw each other into the ocean within minutes. Anyone who's actually serious about killing the first goop piranha can restrain the rest of the uncooperative sorts while one designated person does the fighting. It wouldn't be THAT bad, once we weed out the retards.

Most falls can be survived just through the hover pack, and the bouncy pedestrians and shades can get you onto the roofs.
Still not easy.

Dude, it's seriously fucked up. They even have ferries going out that way multiple times a day and nobody even bothers to go 10 feet out of their way to give him a ride.

He must be happy out there by himself. He has that yellow bird friend to bring him scraps of food and various shiny objects from the mainland.

Anyone else put out his fire for the free 1-up? I couldn't help myself.

Maybe call them, don't actually go into the station to tell them though. Some weird stuff going on in there.

I'm more worried about the pipe near him. It's blocked up with gunk, kinda creepy.

none

who's fit enough to drag this guy around

Just get a team to do it.
Don't touch him though. Seriously bad.

I talked to one of the officers the other day and they said it's a training course to help them learn how to catch crooks with their high speed gear. I don't buy it one bit. Shit looks like the inside of a toy box, I tell you what.

Somehow, someway, I will find a way to bind and rape one of those things. Or at least blow a load on it's face. Then I could die happy.

Man's gotta eat, user

form human ladders/bridges to cross gaps and ascend tall heights

I'll let you in on a little secret, buddy. If you spray them with water, they get dizzy. Then if you jump in their head, it buries them in the sand for a good minute or so. Hope you're a quick nutter.

>user manages to get to the poison river
>he hasn't come back

>no special abilities
Say goodbye to game completion unless we have 1-ups or 5 exceptionally GAR anons willing to give everything for the rest of us autists.

Press A to pay respects.

Those fuckers have so little crime before shadow mario shows up they just blow their budget on amusement park rides and pass them off as official shit, then when shit actually goes down they can't handle it and pawn it off to the fallguy they caught

A better fate than those who went to Noki Bay, that's for sure.

>Press A

You can't fool me, """Henry""".

I've seen him, man. He's slowly scooting his way across the railing, holding on for dear life and trying not to look down.

That idiot...how is he going to get the red coins like that?

>The seal breaks
>You fall directly into the shit water since you just put all your weight onto the thing

If he wants to make it back alive, all he has to do is make it to the end and jump into the pipe. He's long given up on getting those red coins.

I feel worse for the user who thought it would be a good idea to solve the secret of the dirty lake. They say he hasn't even made it off the starting platform.

Guys?
I think we got a problem.

NEVER use the rocket nozzle, if the sudden upward force doesn't kill you, the landing will

>That guy who thought he was clever by rocket nozzling his way into the giant seashell at Noki Bay
>He can't wall jump, so he's doomed to living out eternity inside of a glass tank, like some kind of idiot fish

I don't live here, whatever, let's scuba loot these fuckers' houses

I know the carpenter who does doorframes around here and he said this shit happens all the time to him.

All I can say is be careful if you have some blue coins you wanna spend.

Few problems with that.
1. The windows are unbreakable.
2. The doors are locked.
3. Even if the doors weren't locked, the water pressure would keep them shut.

So what would be the hardest Shine Speites to get in a proverbial 100% completion run under these conditions? Any way I look at it, unless we have access to 1-ups, it's going to be a fucking meat grinder. I mean, hell, literally just look at the first Petey fight, that's a fuckhuge drop. The only way I see that working is building a steady pile of the dead to ease your landing. Let's not forget the bullshit that is the FLUDD-less acrobatic levels, you're looking at scores of deaths for those alone.

And who the fuck is mad enough to deal with Noki Bay or Corona Volcano?

>first guy to unlock the rocket nozzle tries it out
>his arms fly off with FLUDD

This

youtu.be/g2cW5K1A5Yg

It sucks up the water you swim in to refill, you dummy

Hardest level would probably be Shell's Secret, I doubt anyone here could pull off diagonal walljumps adequately. And even if they could there's still the wooden rotating peg platforms to deal with.

pachinko would be fucking insane

>successful launch
>now 30 stories in the air with no hover nozzle

>go to Gelato Island with some rope and FLUDD
>wait for a Cataquack to be by itself
>douse it with water and jump on its head to stun it
>bind it with rope while its stunned in the sand
>drag it to an undisclosed underground pipe or room
domesticate it and make it a pet violate it every time it resists.

We'd have to make some adjustments to the Fludd. Fludd can talk, and HOPEFULLY has a phone number to E Gadd, so we might be able to get a version with a parachute

A few nominees from me:

>The Caged Shine Sprite
>The Goopy Inferno
>The Sand Bird is Born
>The Fluff Festival
>The Shell's Secret
>Eely-Mouth's Dentist
>Red Coins on the Pirate Ships
>Red Coins of the Lake

>mfw an user gets mangled trying to hover through the ferris wheel

>The Goopy Inferno
It couldn't be that hard with a few people inside the mission, it's not like Jr. could steal everyone's FLUDD packs simultaneously.

would we really? I mean we're assuming mario is a magic superman, but what if it's just inherent to physics in that world? Like any given human could buttbomb from the top of the lighthouse and be fine just like mario, or jump higher normally? I mean we still wouldn't be able to hardcore parkour but it's a step up from assuming we go in and it's 1:1 with how we work here

I'd place my bets on that one as well. I would fucking bend over and take it up the ass for whomever managed to fucking beat that, because they're a god amongst men and deserve whatever they can get.

>Using a screenshot from smash bros.

Fucks sake

Assuming we have to follow the "rules" of the level, we'd all be going in FLUDDless. So we're gonna have to hand-paddle river water out to clean up the lava, which realistically wouldn't be able to work very well, or risk the nets underneath the village, which are crawling with killer spiders and electric turtles.

It's definitely doable if you either have enough anons shoveling water or someone who's basically Olympian-tier in terms of long jumps. There's still the issue of getting on the mushroom though.

>an army of anons using makeshift buckets, their shoes, cupping their hands, whatever like an old timey volunteer fire department to carve a path through the goop
truly a sight to behold

Well the OP specified that we'd have no special abilities, so I assume this prompt makes it so we are and act as normal people.

Also, no matter how low the gravity is, there's no way you can spin really fast to slow your fall, or simply do a backflip to turn your ass into a meteor

And there's still molten jellyfish assaulting them undoing their efforts

That's pretty damn adorable.

The point was maybe the fall damage ignoring and high jumps aren't abilities but just how the world works. And of course we couldn't go full mario and helicopter jump or whatever, but we'd kind of need at least low gravity and no fall damage to even get by in that fucked up universe

Dank loreing

The only other vaguely player-like characters in the game are Shadow Mario (who moves exactly like Mario, and understandably so), and Il Piantissimo, who's also fairly agile, so we can assume that operating by the physics of Sunshine's universe, we'd be able to match on-foot speed and jumping skill with Mario (He has to clear a wall that's about sideflip height for Mario in the Gelato Beach race, and also wall jumps up the shaft leading to the mountain trail). What's left unaccounted for is ground pounding, so that might just be unique to Mario.

I'm still waiting on the first retard that sticks their dick in one of those.

I mean one of the fatasses on here slamming into the ground at terminal velocity would still have some impact, mario magic or not

The issue would be achieving terminal velocity to begin with. Just one "ground pound" for us is pretty much going to cost some fatass his life, and it would take a considerable amount of setup.

>Obese user tries to use the jetpack
>All it does is get his pants wet as it flies off into the sky without him

>To beat Bowser 5 fatass user's would have to sacrifice their lives

So what, we're basically going to go gather all the hambeasts and use them as expendable blubber bombs? Just strapping them into the rocket nozzle and allahu ackbar-ing them?

Again, we're going off the assumption that we can survive slamming into the ground in marioverse

I said sacrifice because I was under the assumption they would die

Can we agree that any level that requires us to get past these things is pretty much a no-go?

>Only appear at staggering altitudes where the footing is extremely narrow or limited
>They circle around you; not a problem with a third-person camera like in a video game, but a whole other story when dealing with your own first-person viewpoint
>Move at blazing speeds and give you a microscopic window to properly react
>One nudge from them and you're pretty much guaranteed to fall to your death

Look, the intent of the OP is that we're just normal ass people in Marioland. Stop trying to apply physics to toonforce.

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i thought that was a kidney stone in that thumbnail

There's no surviving that, we're operating on real world physics here, as per the rules of the OP.
>Captcha: Select all the boats
Even Captcha wants off this star forsaken island.

Even Mario feels pain when he lands from too high up, regular humans would become pancakes from the same velocity.

So we're all in agreement that some levels will be impossible with the Fludd alone, but what if we MacGyver some solutions? Simple rope and a hook could solve loads of problems

Nearly 100 anons die blooper surfing every day

>implying anyone here is smart enough to bring 20 feet of rope and a 10 foot pole to a tropical death trap
We can't really use any of the existing ropes given either their locations or vitality for mobility, especially since we're stuck with human capabilities.

But you'd be in prison

>We can't really use any of the existing ropes given either their locations or vitality for mobility

I'm almost certain I remember rope and fishing nets as normal wall decorations. All we have to do is break into peoples houses and loot their homes, like all RPG protagonists

Holy FUCK. This place sucks, I wish we could move to Toad Town already.

>be me
>family makes me come with them on bullshit family day to the amusement park
>whatever its too dark to jerk off here anyways
>walk down to pier
>waiting on the bullshit boat that never seems to stop
>"No, user. We aren't taking the boat. Jump in!"
>its a fucking cannon
>land on beach
>sand in my pinna hole
>go up to door
>closed
>hit by bullet bill
>fuck my stupid family

>50 anons all land in Delfino Plaza
>All immediately grab the nearest rock and beat the shit out of that raccoon guy for all his Shines

ah ah
/thread

>Spend one night in prison
>Smile and nod to the police, agree to do their dirty work but then go run off and play instead
>No one ever bothers to get on your ass for slacking off even though they literally say they'll be watching you in the prior cutscene
>If you can deal with a ring of slight cloudiness over the town, you're free to enjoy the rest of the island's luxuries because it's a video game and none of the NPCs are going to give you trouble

>tfw chilling on the beach with my sunglasses while everybody else an heroes trying to get shines

>All we have to do is break into peoples houses and loot their homes, like all RPG protagonists
Yes user, tell me how that goes when you get sentenced to death and forced to ride the DPD's slide-o-fun.

I like how we immediately go to fucking jihad the obese instead of just using rocks or some shit

OK user why is m64 regarded as masterpiece but this doesn't?

What about this thing? Possible or not?

>DPD
>Two guys with no guns or weapons to speak of against a hoard of anons

It's not like they care about anything that isn't graffiti. A fucking princess got kidnapped right in front of them and they didn't do anything

Read the flow of the conversation user, we're talking about hellish deathtraps and jihad.

They're both really good

That depends on if the lava goes by video game logic or not. If not you're dead within seconds from the sulfer and lack of oxygen. If so, then there's a chance, but two issues

>There'd be like six guys clamoring for the same boat
>Shits hard as balls to steer

If heat convection is a thing, it's literally unbeatable. If not, then it's merely horrifically infuriating to control and progress, even discounting the spike traps.

So does Sunshine have any of the Half A Press nonsense that 64 did?

break open the windows and get the ones in the buildings

The entire game hinges on if we can figure out how to take Yoshi between levels. While we won't work on Mario Physics, he can, and we can just ride him the entire way. If we figure that out then we're golden

SMS is legitimately my favorite game of all time and I can give you several reasons why.

>SM64 revolutionized the gaming world and pioneered the way for 3D games
>Lots of stages and little to no filler missions
>The cleverly constructed castle and all of its little secrets
>No gimmicks, just pure platforming

>Sunshine has all this to live up to, but gets rushed out the door and stuffed with a bunch of blue coins to artificially inflate the shine count
>Tons of red coin missions as well
>People didn't really like FLUDD and how it overencompasses so many of the game's mechanics, plus they thought it was lame that Mario essentially plays a janitor in this game
>The cutscenes and voice acting

Granted, I could type enough praise for Sunshine to fill several posts, but I fully realize why it's the black sheep of the family.

>implying we could even get far enough to unlock him

What is it, ten shines to unlock the amusement park? I think we can manage that, if only by abusing the 100 coin milestones, and five guys working together could probably equate to one ground pound to kill the turtle things.

Remember that Cheep Cheeps live in the lava, they may have adaptions towards it but it can't be super hot if animals are able to inhabit it. Also, since convection doesn't affect any of the regular weak enemies that appear in 2D Mario games I doubt it would affect humans.

This thread has been comfy as fuck

For some reason I'm envisioning anons trying to work together looking like some sort of demented Pikmin spinoff.

There are literal living bombs dude. Evolution don't mean shit in Mario World. Things just exist

Alright whose the asshole who keeps jumping on my hotel room bed?

We can build up speed and release it all at once.
youtube.com/watch?v=iEXXbYXUnaQ

>Dozens of anons just falling from the sky like meteors

Oh god it's just like my nightmares

So we've talked about why the Rocket Nozzle is a one way trip to paradise, but what about the Turbo Nozzle? You can't tell me there won't be some nasty after-effects from going from 0-100 in a split second with the force being centered in the center of your back.

well it would be a lot harder to run on the water than what Mario makes it out to be

The turbo nozzle is infinitely less useful than the rocket nozzle, though. You only strictly need it for 3 shines (the one behind the gate under the western bell tower, the speed course inside the police station, and the red coin race at the airstrip), and they're optional as far as getting to Bowser is concerned. The latter mission isn't even available until you've beaten the game.

You need it for a number of blue coins, too.

Blue coins are also optional, and the amount of them that actually require the turbo nozzle (or even if we're generous and include ones where the turbo nozzle is helpful to have, but not required) would probably only bar us out of a single blue coin-related shine.

It's kinda amazing how under-utilized the turbo nozzle is. They could have saved the development time it took to work Blooper surfing into the game and just have those be turbo nozzle races instead, and even then, its presence would have still been underwhelming.

Do you know how well that went in Prometheus?

>once fucked with gameshark to get infinite water
>try rocket nozzle
>it never stops

Does anyone find else find it weird that we have a functioning legal system but lack basic utilities?

I'm more concerned with whoever built and designed our sewer system. I mean literally what the fuck is this shit?

would i still be instantly healed by coins?

some of you guys are alright

don't go to noki noki bay tomorrow

to the asshole who keeps kicking giant watermelons down the beach, fucking stop

fuck you man I want smoothies, how the hell else are we gonna get this thing down there?

I would convert my FLUDD to suck my dick and get zero shines.

These little guys were adorable. God damn, Sunshine was so fucking comfy.
Sunshine 2 when? F

still no 3ds port ;_;

Hopefully never,
one: I want them to try new shit out finally. Did we know we wanted mario riding a dinosaur, mario in the tropics with a water powered jetpack, mario in space, etc. before the games came out? Well maybe, but point being I want to get something new and creative that's as good as sunshine
and two: I'd rather not see modern nintendo shit it up somehow

"I'M A KEKSTER!" What did he mean by this?

Sunshine is my favorite Mario game but I think not having a sequel is a testament to its uniqueness. I'd rather they make a completely new game but with a similar sense of direction and creativity.

I thought the Galaxy games were pretty shit

that would look and probably play horrible

>not chilling in Pinna Park every day

eh, amusement parks rub me the wrong way, now the hills or the hotel on days when there isn't a manta ray attack, oof that comfy. Gelato would be up there if they didn't have fucking murder duck balls and watermelons rolling off the hills

>played Galaxy 1
>haven't played a 3D Mario game since
The gravity gimmick just destroyed both the fluid pace the 2D games (or the special stages in Sunshine) had, and the freedom that 64 and Sunshine offered. It made the game feel choppy and incogruent, not to mention it didn't play nice with the camera.
The game was also way too easy, save for Purple Coins on Luigi. I didn't even try Galaxy 2 after that.

Primitive Technology would live easily there and get every shine using only tools made from mud.

>kid games

/r/gaming is ----> that way kid

forget the stars I wanna fuck this semen demon

>everyones fw you have to collect all the shines to get out
>every user has different tasks and must develop a system in order to survive and eventually get out after killing the natives before asking how everything works
>seperated into 2 catagories: People who work in maintaing the islands (shops, income, business,etc.) and People who work on getting shines (what mario wouldve done).
>anons alternates every week
>anons on shine gathering have to eventualy go through the floodless levels.
>some must sacrfice for the red coin levels
>yfw its your lucky week and just have to hold down a shop
>yfw your on the shine team during "boss"

Shit would be a nightmare in the long run if wanting to get out.

Yeah, I feel you guys. Sunshine is just so damn comfy, and it'd be nice to see a sequel with nicer, comfier graphics and an even better island. Even if it was something like "travel between crab island and turtle island, etc" rather than one large island, I think it'd be fun.

I would get all shines and blue coins.

Fuck. I used to think about them A LOT when I was a kid. I would imagine myself in Mario Sunshine world marrying one of the female Piantas with the glasses. You could say that that was my first waifu experience.

But you'll be accused for shit you dindu by the islanders.

>The only gamecube controller I own is fucked up so I holding down the A button doesn't actually do anything.
>Can't jump high.
>Can't flutter jump with yoshi
>Have to use the rocket-nozzle and basic jetpack for everything

I managed to make it half way through the game before giving up. The levels where they take the FLUDD away from you were actually impossible.

>forgetting that Fludd sucks up water when his tank is empty or near empty.

Talk about fucking up badly.

YAAAAAA-HOOOOOO

That's some classic Loony Toons shit there, user.

late but: just feed the fat fucks some green shrooms before sending them flying for reusable blubber bombs. Hell we could accomplish a lot if we 1up farm then sacrifice a bunch of anons for the greater good

have we established how green shrooms work? can we farm them? how would our "deaths" work?
would we feel the pain?

Fuck everything else, I'm going to the part of the Mario universe that has Chun-li. Peace niggas.

Post your comfy faces

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Guys, I'll need some help pushing this massive watermelon down a mountain. Someone get rid of the Cataquacks on my way down.

Fuck no. Last user that tried to help out got flung 20 feet into the air, only to fall back down headfirst and break his neck.

>New 3DS title
>R and L for continuous spray while moving
>R1 and L1 for click-down, immobile spray
It's doable. It'd take some time to get used to but it's doable. Id buy it.
Alternatively use the same control scheme on the Wii U

>everyone saying they want to live there
It's sweltering year round

I see you got some sweet (you)s with your bait. Here, another one wouldn't hurt.

Jokes on you, I've lived in blistering heat and grossly high humidity my entire life, minus the beautiful beaches and tropical feel.
I still probably wouldn't want to live there since it's still going to be hot as ever loving fuck, more than I'd like it to be, but between where I live and Isle Delfino? I might just take a nice luxurious island.

i hope i dont ever got one in my life. i cant imagine it.

better stop drinking soda user

i havent had a drink of soda in weeks. all i have been drinking is water and coffee with creamer

>family is predisposed to kidney stones
>cousin had DOZENS that they had to break down before he passed them with some funky laser surgery
>mfw I might not catch it in time
WAKE ME UP

you actually have to piss that shit out through your dick? how is that even possible?

Yep, it forces its way out.
It.
HURTS.

If you are one of the rare few that has the actual genetic disease that creates kidney stones and there is nothing you can do, I'm sorry.

Drink a shit load of water, cut back on soda, cut back on incredibly salty food, cut back on high oxalated food like soy products and spinach or knowing the average Cred Forums user, immense tons of chocolate.

extreme amount of pain and expect to go through hours of pain and accomplish nothing and have to do it over and over again until it eventually works.

so just drink water right?

There's just no way
no way I just can't envision how that works, your dick will be ripped to shreds

>Tfw too addicted to sodas to quit drinking them entirely
>Ruining my teeth, energy, skin, and now I can expect kidney stones on the list
Sprite is just too delicious.

It's not a genetic disease, thank jesus, but a notable family history on my mom's side

after stopping it for a while, i don't even miss it. you should really cut back on it though, you don't want to piss out a cactus

Aside from extreme cases they are small enough to pass by stretching the tract out. You will bleed, you will hurt, but it'll get out eventually. Like, it is one of the most painful things you can experience, it puts having a baby to shame

fuck dude imagine that shit coming out of your peehole with blood everywhere and your piss hole is stretched out 15 times the size holy crap

The best you can do is drink tons of water. Or even you know the average amount of water. A lot of people just don't drink a lot of water. Obviously you don't need to drink 8 cups of water a day but people for some reason avoid water like the plague.

Also cut out soda, not because of kidney stones but because that shit is the most fucking disgusting thing ever...and it causes kidney stones.

Then it is most likely just a dietary thing. Just because soda and chocolate can cause it doesn't mean only unhealthy people get it. There are tons of healthy food that can lead to kidney stones, I mentioned a few earlier.

Your urethra can stretch. I'm sorry to be the first person to inform you about this fetish but there are people that love to increase larger and larger objects in their urethra to get off.

Kidney stones are painful because the average person doesn't have crazy fetishes and have to pass that stone like they're giving birth to a child.

So just drink water and avoid soda? What else?

>implying I wouldn't spend my says eating ice cream on Gelato Beach

>go from comfy delfino and crackpot schemes of putting Cred Forums's collective anonymous to work like deranged pikmin to fucking kidney stones

>Kidney stones are painful because the average person doesn't have crazy fetishes
i'd imagine even if you had that fetish, it would still hurt like hell because of it's shape and the fact that it shouldnt happen because solid things arent supposed to come out there.

i keep a gallon next to me all the time, of water. i don't drink soda often, i haven't drinked it ina while. i should just stop it completely.

high salt foods. but i love pork grinds. i hope drinking a lot of water will cancel out the need to stop eating salty foods

I'd probably kill myself with the FLUDD desu.

Also, I suck at swimming.

I hope I'd be able to get a couple of Shines in five years.

Avoid having a regular diet of high oxalated food
Avoid having a diet of incredibly salty food

Like I said to the other guy, not just unhealthy food is dangerous. Black tea is highly oxalated (but it's so fucking delicious though). Just like how I don't cut out black tea, you don't have to go crazy. Just make sure you drink water, especially if you sweat a lot.

What are the chances of avoiding kidney stones completely your entire life?

Low if you just drink water. A quick google search says 1 in 5 but I would like to hopefully blame soda consumption because just passing by the lounge at my school shows like 95% of the students have soda, straight up drinking 2liters by themselves.

>dad drinks upwards of a liter of coke a day for decades
>never had even a benign kidney stone
>grandpa worked in soviet coal mines, chain smoked his whole life, and brushed off 6 heart attacks and 2 strokes before keeling over
I apparently come from a lineage of hedonistic supermen

I've tried to tell my mom to stop drinking so much soda but she doesn't like water at all. I'm going to scare her today by saying she has a high chance of getting a kidney stone especially at her age.

>doesn't like water
the fuck man
I drink too much soda but I don't dislike fucking water

>tfw you live in shithole town
>your dream is to live where summer is 24/7

will I make it brehs? what are comfy places except bali and other asian countries to live?

>summer 24/7
>all year round

would chill in delfino plaza for life. i would have to get as many spirtes needed for noki bay then retire there for eternity while giving visits to pinna park and hotel delfino. fuck I would just have to unlock every area

Which one of y'all have the physical capability of finishing The Goopy Inferno

>The Goopy Inferno
I always though about how fun this level would be IRL if I could cheese it somehow

>Cred Forums realizes that the Tanuki has about 40 shines

>normal guy speaking kinda gruffly

I love how talking about SMS resultef in talking about kidney stones.

Truly one of the few humanizing moments of Cred Forums

>sm64
>bombs, quicksand and a need for acrobatic talent

>Sunshine
>couple of bottomless pits and sludge that knocks you unconscious at worst.

>Galaxy
>You are sucked into a black hole so that not even your body is recoverable

>used to play the fuck out of sms
>got stuck on one of the abstract levels
>never played it again

;_;

sunshine has the easiest to farm one ups too, so that's another point in its survivability

>sm64
>scuttlebugs, qpus and a need for quantum physics talent

user stop this meme

Now I'm picturing a bunch of Anons trying to build up speed with backward long jumps screaming "YAHOOYAHOOYAHOO".

It's a not to the book ending of The Shining
mariowiki.com/phantamanta#Trivia

I don't want any clothes.

you eat it and your soul becomes linked to entrances around the island. the mushroom copies your dna and attaches itself to your soul. when you die, you feel everything but instead of the normal death process, your soul is violently ripped back to the mortal plane and the mushroom forms into a new body.

i dont know if we can farm them. ive never seen one spore

>athletic, great teamworker and natural leader
>manlet
I would be sacrificed "for the greater good" just like the fatfucks wouldn't I?

I'll aim slightly off the island and land in the water.

Fuck you I do what I want.

I live in one of the hotter parts of cali, it's perfectly enjoyable when you get used to it, the only people who have a problem with the heat are the lard asses

If you're just under six feet, you're probably fine.
If you're five and a half feet or under, then yeah you're fucked. We'll use you for one of the special courses and pray you make it.

>chillin on gelato beach
>next to the wattermellon man
>watching people hilariously fail in many ways, trying to get wattermellons here
>some man walks up with a coconut
>tell him he is an idiot, that isn't a wattermellon
>he says to watch this
>sets the coconut down and does some weird shit with the fence
>grabs the coconut again
>jumps to the roof
>does some weird shit with the coconut
>suddenly appears in the pipe with the shine in it
someone wanna explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Just woke up, can't believe this thread is still alive. Cheers, anons.

you just described Sword Art Online

I think one respawn per location per user would be acceptable

Link to what you're referencing

Hey faggots, there is a literal star inside the radio tower, but the door is stuck, can someone do something about this? Seriously why can't Piantas just open this fucking door to save their shitty turistic city without access to other areas?

youtube.com/watch?v=weGHCd23_Pk

how do people find this shit?
like who got up one day and went
>yes, I'm going to let a coconut push me to the edge of the roof, allowing me to clip through and hover right to the sprite

Everyone always thinks of their dick when it comes to kidney stone pain.
Passing it through the urethra is nothing. It's waiting for the bastards to tear their way through your ureters that gives you pain so extreme you vomit the bile out of your empty stomach because you can't keep food or water down. Feeling a stone bouncing around in your bladder at the entrance to your urethra is rapturous, because you know you're past the true hell.

t. someone who had kidney stones

well the story is that for a while speedruns of super mario sunshine took a while longer, because they had to get shines 1-6 and then get shine 7.
eventually people thought "hey, that one shine that you get in episode 8 is out in the open every episode. if there were some way to glitch into that container and get the star, you would only have to enter gelato beach twice, once to beat episode 8 through glitching, and another time to 'go back' and beat episode 7"
then some glitcher who was famous for finding a lot of glitches worked on finding a way to get into the container for like a week straight, and eventually found it. the video i linked is a TAS version, and actually performing this is a bit slower due to setup, but its possible to do in runs.

>then some glitcher who was famous for finding a lot of glitches worked on finding a way to get into the container for like a week straight
wow, that is a lot closer to what I said than I expected, I actually thought it would be a fluke or something, but some guy actually fucking spent a week hammering at the seams until something broke

:(

I'm pretty sure shadow user would take whatever shit you try to pack in there.

>HUMAN ladders and bridges
just linking arms and climbing on each other, unless he fucking amputates you on the way in you're good to go once you get enough dumbfucks in a zone