What's the maddest you've ever gotten over a video game?

What's the maddest you've ever gotten over a video game?

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Spit at my monitor

In guilty gear there are character specific discords

I got mad at how bad dizzy was in xrd, posted rants, caused a complete restructuring of the discord, and eventually got banned from it

I kinda want to ask for source, but, what happened with him?

I tore all of the keys out of my laptop keyboard

Holy Magic Century

Got lost in cave, couldn't tell where the exit or entrance was, kept wandering back and forth and random encounters whittled my health down until I said fuck it, throwing the controller at the wall and kicking my feet

I was 22 years old

I uninstalled The Sands of Time after sucking like shit at the game

when I lose a really tight game in a fighting game online, I instinctively bite down on my wrist really hard

I usually leave teeth marks. I don't break the skin, but sometimes there's a bruise left behind

I think it's just the pent up tension being released all at once. when playing in person with people, I can shout, I can clap him on the back and say "gg", shake hands, etc. But online, all I can do is quietly skip through the post game menu

I dunno. it's weird. I don't play fighting games online much because I get really salty after losing when I can't interact with my opponent afterward

If he lost as CF to a bro Falco he should feel like an absolute moron.

Autism. Not the buzzword kind, actual autism.

Whenever I lose due to a streak of bad luck, though the angriest i gotten is squeezing the controller or mouse with a tight grip. Only broke one mouse this way.

I once got so frustrated with a game that for my English class I made a poem about the specific part that gave me so much hell.
And it got top marks in the class.

That game as a kid always used to disorientate me because of the 180 degree victory dance and the battle style.

I hit a breaking point with Street Fighter 4 that I went on a 10+ minute rant over voice chat with my buddies in a private lobby about how I could never win and I never show any improvement. I was so filled with rage that after my rant was over I went to the bathroom and saw that the blood vessels in both of my eyes had burst.

I stopped playing fighting games for several years after that.

At most I quit the game, or walk out of room if I'm really upset. Generally I'm mellow person.

But I do have a friend who gets really fucking angry. Back when we were playing Melee on Gamecube, he'd throw his Wavebird when he lost. And recently when we were playing Mario Party 3 when he was doing badly, he started intentionally losing everything.
These days I don't even bring up the idea of playing competive games with him.

If I ever got pissed off at a game I would just turn it off and go cool down. Never understood destroying your own stuff. I did know a guy who headbutted a computer in school because of lag in Runescape though.

When I was a kid and I was playing legitimately difficult segments or games or things that were beyond my young mind I would pound my fist into the floor/disk or in some rare cases bite the controller and bang my head against the wall in frustration.

Never quit though. Quitting is for fags.
That's why I'm still alive.

>play an online game
>play the competitive mode
>play with online friends and do really well
>irl friend wants to get in on it
>irl friend is a total fucking shit and acts like a complete asshole when he plays
>complains about everything while doing shit
>kicks up a big enough stink that we let him play
>he does total shit and brings the team down every time
>online friends stop wanting to play
>irl friend acting like a total cunt about it
>see friend irl
>makes self righteous comments about it all
>beat the fucking crap out of the guy
>he stops all contact with me any anyone else

>beating your friend up for being bad at a game

>beat the fucking crap out of the guy
Fuck me are you actually autistic?

When I'm by myself, I'll swear out loud, complain, roll my eyes, and maybe throw my hands up a bunch. If it's just not working out, I'll just say "fuck this, dude" and turn it off to go do something else.

I totally get being really frustrated to the point of even shouting, and I guess I can see a catharsis in breaking something, but I couldn't do that shit.

up til even middle school, I'd cry if peopl repeatedly beat me at games.

Did Chad bully you guys a little too much in school?

There was a stretch between November of 2014 and November of 2015 that was really bad. Broke a monitor with my keyboard, lots of keyboard slamming in general, beating my desk with the Wii U controller over Japs using rollers in Splatoon at S+ rank, the ascent to diamond in LoL. Slammed my keyboard a few times over OW near the end of season 1 on the climb to 70, but this season has been p. chill at 32-3300. One time I slammed my fight stick into the wall and put a hole in the wall so I had to patch that shit up. But it comes hard and fast, like a fucking mouse trap or something.

I normally get incredibly frustrated at video games very easily, so to pinpoint what the "maddest" I've ever been was would require having to sort of break through the definition of being "mad." I've broken several controllers in my lifetime out of anger, as well as a laptop call me a fucking autist all you want, I don't care anymore but I think Binding of Isaac Rebirth was the maddest I've ever been at a game. Not because of any isolated moment, but it was just this continuous buildup of shitty losses, awful additions(HOW DO YOU MAKE THE KEEPER WORSE THAN THE FUCKING LOST), and terrible design choices on Edmund's part. At one point while trying to finish a Mega Satan run with Judas, something fucking stupid happened, like a spider room on the 2nd floor or something, and it broke the part of me that felt compelled to keep going. I just said to myself, "I'm done, this is pointless, there is no more enjoyment I could possibly gain from this game" and uninstalled it. No broken controllers, no boiling blood, no nothing. Just closed the game, went to steam, and deleted it from my library.

Haven't played it since.

>violence is a measured response to a friend doing poorly in a game and being rude

jesus fuck calm yourself you fucking autist

I was the same with csgo i broke a monitor, a mouse and i punched a wall mirror so hard it shattered and glass fucked up my fist so hard I couldn't use it for a few days. felt so bad afterwards getting mad at vidya now makes me sick and lightheaded

I've found that most people that used to bully end up pretty chill, it's the ones that got bullied that go off the deep end and are so fragile that they will literally beat their "friends" over videogames.

Ya I remember I went to school with this actual autist and he would always hit himself in the head whenever shit didnt go his way.

Also the most frustrated I ever got was playing halo 3. Mostly because Halo CE/2/3 were the best I ever was at video games and I got to a point where I was probably top 10 in my country and top 100 worldwide. I'd get so frustrated that I could never crack the echelon to being "pro" (like being on a top ranked mlg team), and it would drive me nuts. I think I threw a chair through my wall one time.

I used to internally blame it on the fact that I could never find "good teammates", but that was bullshit, I just wasn't as good as the guys on top 16 teams. Also fwiw, Naded was easily the most individually skilled player I've ever played with or against, idk why he never got more recognition

Lol if a bitch gonna act like a total fucking faggot, he gonna get hit. Simple as that

I forgot what race it was but when I was a kid, I literally snapped my gamecube controller in half playing Need for Speed: Underground. Still worked though

Also, when I played LoL I used to scream at my screen and friends playing with me. Pretty much quit when that happened. Broke a couple keys on a keyboard smashing the QWER buttons

Whenever I lose in Smash I actually tend to feel pretty great, especially when it's a close match. Usually I have so many ideas for how I could improve and I end up coming up with new ideas to implement in my play...sometimes it feels even better than winning. (Although playing at the top of your game while making nearly 0 mistakes and winning brings a certain zen-like satisfaction.)

you sound like a lot of fun at parties

This thread isn't for you. You already won the personality lottery, now go away and stop trying to fit in with a group of fucking losers like us.

This is a black thing isn't it?

I used to play LoL with my ex all of the time and get really angry at him over text or on the phone if he/we were doing poorly. until after one game he broke up with me.

I usually am the host
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

Not at the game itself but from a save file corruption in Witcher 3. Lost probably a day and a half worth of work. Threw my controller on the table and just turned off the game. Didn't play for days.

That's a yes.

About a week ago my girlfriend rented skyward sword since she hadn't played it yet. I told her it was shit, but she still wanted to experience it herself. I played through it closer to it's release date and hadn't really remembered how bad it was. We took turns playing because neither of us could deal with the intensely unresponsive controls. I wanted to break the cd rather than return it in the hopes that one less person would suffer through it.

I bit my og ds playing fire emblem once. It still had the bite marks when I traded it in at GameStop. Told'em it was a dog that did it

Not going to lie.
I have broken at least 2 controllers for each gen since the snes out of pure frustration. The only thing I haven't broke is my mouse/keyboard

Not vidya, but mini-golf used to make me incoherently rage as a kid.

Once broke a mouse, can't even remember why. Never did it again. I used to be a real dickhead when I was younger, now I'm just a pussy. Sometimes I want to go back to those days, where I would step on others instead of others stepping on me

I once squeezed my controller sort of hard and then turned the game off and watched television for a while instead.

The entire controller

Do you niggas really let yourselves get to the point where you start throwing and breaking shit? Isn't there a point in your anger where you realize "oh shit I'm getting real pissed, better take a break before I throw something"?
I have a friend who admitted he broke 2 of his controllers playing Street Fighter and now I can't bring myself to play with him out of fear I'll get him to break another.

Playing Counter Strike almost made me an stomach ulcer I had to stop playing

If nobody's around I'll shout and punch my bed like an autist or something.

My friend once threw his controller when we were playing Arcana Heart (is it Heart or Hearts? I don't remember) together, good times.

>Used to get really mad at games for shit that seemed unfair
>Took up playing poker
>Been one-outed and runner-runnered so many times that it's literally impossible for me to give a fuck anymore

Poker fundamentally breaks your ability to get mad. When you're truly running bad you can call your bad beats before they happen like clockwork.

The maddest I've ever gotten at a game was a Bidoof breaking a 39-Pokemon Chain in Diamond while I was hunting for a shiny Togepi. I'd had shit luck for ~4 hours, and this was the closest to 40 that I'd gotten.

My eyes widened.
I inhaled.
I exhaled sharply out my nose.
Then I ran from the bidoof and started looking for Togepi's again.

How the fuck do you people actually get violent at games?

through the sheer power of autism

My friend was fucking me up in Melee and I lightly tossed my controller on the ground. I immediately laughed at myself and picked it back up.

I can't understand you guys breaking your shit like a bunch of children.

>the alpha-chads coming in to tell everyone off again
You know people don't actually make the conscious decision to throw shit across the room, right? It only happens in the first instant they get pissed off, and they literally can't control themselves during that one moment. Obviously they're going to feel like shit afterward, nobody thinks having anger issues like that is normal.

Blacks are naturally predisposed to violence.

Most white people would find physically beating someone over a video game a bit extreme.

It's more understandable for a black to act out physically, because it's just second nature to them.

>literally can't control themselves during that one moment

That's actually a defining attribute of autism.

So isn't even memeing.

That's why anger management courses exist.

Is this how Americans clap when they are angry?

I think the maddest I've ever gotten at a game was when I was 6. Don't remember the context but I threw my N64 controller against the wall and broke it. Hasn't been that bad ever since. The only game to legitimately make me rage lately is Overwatch. There's just so much bullshit in that game that I will almost always end the night on a sour note, even if my last game was a win. Don't know why I even play it anymore.

>alpha-chad
>playing melee

Literally every kind of abnormal behavior can be considered a defining attribute of some form of autism.

Getting uncontrollable rage can be a defining attribute of autism.

So can being completely unfazed by anything emotionally.

Saying "oh, that's a defining attribute of autism" doesn't even mean anything, it's a combination of different symptoms.

I think I was in my late teens or early 20s when I broke a PSP playing GoW: Chains of Olympus. I kept losing and just threw it the fuck down. Then I realized what I did. Instant regret. After that I bought a PSP3000, but I sold it later, along with all my games. Yes, I am still kicking myself because of that one. I miss Star Ocean for it ;_; When are they going to put it on the PSN so I can put it on my Vita.

By the way, That's not saying that I'm old or anything, I'm only 28. I wasn't a dumb kid, I'm just a dumbass in general.

I getting madder and madder every day I try to get better at Guilty Gear XRD. I do like the game, but holy shit, the skill ceiling in this game is just ... And the fact that only veterans are playing this game online (PC) doesn't make things any better. Still waiting for the day I, where I will be throwing that stick on the ground.

Was he cute

Every time shit from the Dizzcord bumped up onto my twatter feed it would be one of the best moments of the day.

I got fucking bodied by a bunch of ivy spammers in Soul Cali' 4, and I got so mad I stomped through my PS3 controller.

Had to go to the hospital for stitches, said I tripped over my cat and stepped on it by accident.

I don't normally get upset at games, but fighting games get me all sorts of fucked up.

I don't play them anymore.

I smashed my controller against the desk. I forget why exactly. It only cracked a little and was still fully functional.
Also hit the desk with my fist a few times, but I've since calmed down quite a bit and don't react like that anymore.

Autist

Dude get the fuck out of here with your redpill shit you fucking loser.

Why would you miss Star Ocean on it? The PSP versions are shit.

I once got so fucking mad I hurled my Game Boy Advance across the room and into a wall.
All that happened was that it shut off when the batteries fell out, I popped 'em back in and it was no worse for wear. Can't remember what game it was that got me so angry.

>Winning game
>Die
>YOU HAVE BEEN AUTO-BALANCED TO THE OTHER TEAM

Me and a friend were in rough waters over to a car crash and a girl. We hit breaking point after a game of SF and started wrestling with each other until ot turned into and all out brawl. I think that was the maddest I've ever been in my entire life, everything that month was pure shit.

Purely video game related I got upset when my cousin deleted my memory card after I 100% completed Code Veronica, Rush 2049, Sonic Adventure 2, and MvC2. I forgot what I did to him, but I think I ended to flour bagging him and punching him a few times when he visited again.

He never got recognition because ogre 1 and 2 and str8 rippin dominated

When I was like 9, playing Mortal Kombat Trilogy, I suddenly got irrationally angry because I kept losing to Sonya (I guess I was really mad at continually losing to a girl, maybe) and threw a tantrum, knocked shit over, parents had to ban me from playing the game for like a year because of how angry I was.

Surprised I never rode the short bus, I was pretty fucking autistic as a kid. I mean I'm probably still autistic, but not in that sense.

Sometimes 'git gud' isn't worth it, take it from a guy who broke a psp and a score of controllers. I've learned to just not play games that piss me off.

Also, Xbox 360 controllers are really hard to break. I threw one once, it bounced off two walls, landed in my lap (The pointed part hit me on my dickhead, shitsux bro) and kept working. From then on I only buy Xbox controllers for PC games.

>Getting uncontrollable rage can be a defining attribute of autism.
>So can being completely unfazed by anything emotionally.

Both of these ARE defining attributes of autism - obviously you only have one or the other, but you didn't make a good case for the fucking retards that smash their games up.

any racing or escort mission from jak 2 or jak 3
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

this entire thread is cancer, fuck

So, do you suggest I play

I BET ARCHIE FUCKS LIKE A TIGER
or
KANGAROO

Unless someone other the DeJap has made a translation of SO1

it's a "im not a nu-male faggot" thing. Men solve their problems with their fists.

I think these threads are good.

Once a month, a mod should make this thread.

Then after it hits 500, every post that isn't copy-pasta should be perma-banned.

That's Tales of Phantasia.

You're probably practicing wrong or picking oddball characters like I-no.

Splatoon. I've never gotten to mad at games, and I've never played too many online games. But Splatoon brought the absolute worst out in me, screaming at retarded team mates. I think I'm just going to avoid team vs team based multiplayer games from now on, it's seriously not good for my health.

>BoF2 was my favorite game as a kid
>playing via snes emulator on Win95
>due to weird bug, my in-game saves and my savestates would only be preserved if I quit the emulator properly. I know I should, but don't get into the habit of closing and restarting the emulator regularly
>PC crashes
>been playing the game all day and just lost like 9 hours of progress
>get so mad I push the monitor halfway through the wall

I paid for the repairs, though.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Fuck. I'm still a dumbass.

Ok, so tell me, what is a good version of SO1?

I was playing Super Mario Bros. 3,
one of the levels with the angry sun,
I kept dying over and over and over,
so I bit my gameboy and left some nice cracks in the screen

context?
there's no way he got this mad over some random for glory match

Were you using a CRT? I bet the monitor tanked that.

most game streamers have actual autism

PS1 version

Well, the PSP version of 1 is fine. But the PSP version of 2 is shit.

Funniest thing I've read today

is that what your dad said after he did it to you

You're underage

SO1 isn't on the PSX, idiot.

That's Star Ocean 2 you cunt.

There is a bit of a crack in the corner of my desk because I've slammed my fist into it in anger a few times while getting mad at video games

but that's more because I have deep-seated anger issues regarding my life and living situation at the moment than because of anything that actually happened in a video game

One time, I got so buttflustered over losing 100k+ souls in Dark Souls that I exited the game and had to get a drink of water.

When I was 12 kid I hit my laptop screen and broke it.
I was playing Warcraft III castle builder map, my favorite mod which was rarely hosted, and I couldn't host myself. I was disconnected due to how fucking shit our connection was.
I have learned my lesson, but I did lie to my mom that I dropped that laptop. Maybe she thought the screen was like glass or something, but she did believe me and I was never scolded for it. But I still feel bad because of it.

holy shit lol

i'm just imagining your mom finding that
"What happened to your video game user? Did you get hungry?"

When I was 17 I accidentally broke my HD598 headphones when I slammed them down while playing Donkey Kong. I didn't mean to break them, I just slammed them down at a weird angle. I learned to control my anger since then.

You people keep saying you get really angry over playing "street fighter" but which fucking one? Street Fighter 2? Third Strike? 4?

I fucking love Streets. I have played so much Street Fighter V. I literally never get angry when I play, whether I win or lose I have such a big smile on my face because it's so fun. Maybe it comes with actually understanding how the fucking game works and being able to see awesome plays, even on the opponents side.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I don't generally act violent, but when I get a bad team or some bullshit happens in an online game, I get more and more frustrated in each subsequent game. It eventually gets to the point where either I win and my frustration meter resets, or I get so frustrated I cannot play anymore.

I do complain a fuckload though about worthless teammates in Overwatch, but I feel like they're very valid complaints.

>worthless player
>in an Activision-Blizzard game

you don't say?

>Beating up someone over being bad at a video game and being rude in person
You're a fucking autist user

I once started having violent spasms and hitting myself on the head while making the scrunched up crying face at the realization that what I was mad about was not a tangible thing that I could murder. That is the most angry I've ever gotten playing a video game.

>Playing MK9 with friend online
>A few rounds in
>I realize he's the player that finds THAT ONE RANGED MOVE that you can't easily dodge or gain ground on and spams the fuck out of it
>Many very close rounds later, I'm pretty annoyed
>He picks Noob Saibot
>Spams the move where he runs across the stage and tackles you
>I lose one round to it
>As soon as the next round starts he does the same shit again
>Me being so irritated I can't properly jump over so I keep getting chipped down or hit when I time it incorrectly
>Lose by a landslide
>Throw PS3 controller on the ground, cracking it, and punch a wall

Didn't talk to him in person for a good few days. I fully realize how bad I was though.

most destructive thing i did was while playing ff7 i chewed on my dual shock knobs until no plastic remained that shit was fun

>Not breaking your own shit is being alpha
Not everyone has fucking anger issues to the point of destroying shit. You have serious fucking problems and should get help if you literally can't control throwing your shit across the room.

...

I threw my computer chair at my wall after losing to a rogue in WoW back when I still played. Ended up just leaving the house afterwords and going to a restaurant for dinner because I didn't even want to look at my monitor. Rogues were just so god damn annoying to play against, literally no fun at all.

i made a grumpy dumpy

True, but I feel like Overwatch attracts people who either "get" that it's a team-based game, or people who think it's cod with genji.

Oh and the maddest I've gotten was at DoA3. That Russian cunt who pokes you with her fingers has the most infuriating fighting style known to mankind because it looks so fucking dumb. I discused my controller across the room into the door. Luckily it was a fatty og Xbox controller and it tanked it like a champ.

You like rubber knobs in your mouth don't you?

why the fuck did i laugh so hard

No, butting into the thread just to tell everyone that they're fucking mentally-damaged autists just for sharing anecdotes that the OP requested is indicative of a superiority complex.

Back to 9gag you stupid faggot

>Were you using a CRT?
yeah
>I bet the monitor tanked that.
not a scratch, but then, it was shitty drywall that even a teen could punch through
a later incident. Drakengard 1. a Dragon v Dragon dogfight mission where the enemy dragon had six katrillion health and each attempt took like twenty minutes of non-stop frantic dodging. In hindsight I was probably underlevelled.

I quit getting mad at things so hard I became emotionally dead for four years. took a lot of work to fix myself back up

>or I get so frustrated I cannot play anymore.
This is me when trying to play competitive Overwatch. I'm ranked plat and think I'm decent at the game. But since it's a team based game and I only have one friend to play it with regularly we constantly get fucked in the ass by teammates who think they are a one man army and have never heard of the concept of teamwork.
>Defending on Honamura
>Decide to go Riendhart to block the entrance with my shield
>Junkrat on my team just charges right past my shield to take on THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM WHO JUST SPAWNED
>Dies instantly
>Rest of the team except my friend isn't doing shit, just waiting for the enemies to come to the point rather than shooting through my fucking shield
It's fucking infuriating. I don't get autist mad and break shit, but I just decide I'm done with the game and switch to something else or watch something instead.
And every other fucking game
>Enemies are taking the point
>Die defending it
>Respawn and run back, it just needs to be contested for 10 seconds until I can get in and use my ultimate ability
>Teammate refuses to run in the point and instead just shoots from around the corner
I turn into a goddamn pile of salt every time this happens

>playing the original donkey kong with headphones
they some sick beats

I'm trying to, user. I'm really trying to. I like video game so much that sometimes I get unreasonably angry with them. But I've started putting them down when I get mad, rather than throwing shit. I like video games, and I want to play them for as long as I can. Dying from a rage induced heart attack (or worse a stroke or aneurysm) will stop me from doing that, I'm a pretty fat guy and my family has a history of heart and blood pressure problems, so that's a definite possibility.

Hindsight is 20/20 as the saying goes.

NO U!

>be me
>playing Mario Kart on the Wii with GC controller
>trying to get 2 stars on every cup
>racing in one of the castle stages
>absolutely dominate the race
>get about 2 corners from the finish
>can see the finish line
>BLUE SHELL-O OUTTA NOWHERE!!
>shit.jpg
>not so bad, far enough ahead that I can still win
>gets followed up by a red shell before I can get going again
>doubleshit.jpg
>then get hit by ANOTHER red shell before I can get going again
>almost everyone overtakes
>purerage.gif
>throw controller across the room
>Wii gets dragged halfway across the room with it
>fuck this fucking stupid fucking game fucking fuck
>go have a smoke
>come back
>replay the whole cup again and get 2 stars on it

I somehow won a shitload of games in a row and made it up to 3862. It's insane the skill difference between the Masters and Diamonds. I hover around this rank now because the team quality is so much better.

Seriously though, plat is fucking shit. Everyone is a goddamn moron and refuse to switch characters. Bastion fucking us up? Nah I'll just keep playing Pharah, hovering over him and melting instantly.

I generally just complain to my friends how our team is absolute dogshit and how roadhogs hook snatches my ass from 2 miles away inside a house. That shit gets me salty as fuck. Or a good hanzo.

user knowing you're better than people who fucking break their own shit and claim I COULDN'T HELP IT isn't a superiority complex, it's having common sense.

And it's incredibly fucking self harmful to claim you have no control over your actions when you get mad rather than learning self control you fucking mentally damaged autist. Just apply this shit to anything besides video games and you'll see how retarded you are.
>Wife burns dinner
>Argue with her
>Beat her unconscious because I get filled with a blind rage over her not properly cooking dinner, probably due to bugged cooking mechanics
>Later tell the police I literally couldn't control myself in that moment and I feel super bad, so it's not my fault
I know this analogy is kind of hard to get because you'll never find a wife being so mentally damaged, but it's the best one I could think of

My autism won't let me take it easy, so I just quit playing on-line games

DMC3 final Vergil fight as a kid. I died on him like 20 times before I beat him, by that time my eyes were bloodshot and my hands literally shaking - my mother had to ban games for a week after that and feed me valerian root. Good times.

lol youre fat

youtube.com/watch?v=gXBMHaP0MQI

too bad your dad didn't abort you with his fists

>playing sm64ds for first time
>get to bowser in the fire sea
>the rather shitty controls made me kept jumping into lava and getting bullied by bullies
>mfw i couldn't believe i was getting my ass handed to a stage i used to have no problems with

I can lose weight, you can't gain IQ points.

I get real mad when someone teabags me in a fighting game, especially if I know that I can beat them after a few matches of getting used to them.

But I don't do anything, just say "c'mon man" out loud.

...You can raise your IQ

It really is shit. Though the entire enemy team seems to be fucking competent people who actually communicate. Meanwhile I end up with a fucking Reindhart who thinks he's a one man army and randomly drops his shield to hit shit.
I literally had a game earlier tonight where Riendhart dropped his shield to try hitting a roadhog ult. With his fucking hammer, not his fire attack. He got half the team killed

I'm allowed to feel frustrated when I have little control despite holding a controller.

*One is able to raise their IQ.

Yes, I know, but I'm not talking about other people, just you. Idiot.

lol dat nigga fat and dumb

>*One is able to raise their IQ.
the fuck
what is this fedorable euphoric shit?

When I was like 7 years old I would bite my NES controller. It had teeth marks.

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It's proper English. One shouldn't use "you" if they're referring to a hypothetical person, nor should one use singular pronouns. This is fourth grade shit. Is English not your first language?

Anyone that doesn't have full control over his emotions, moreso regarding fucking games made for kids, should be sterilized.

ayyy fuck off back to plebbit you neckbeard

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>live-a-live got popular solely because the boss theme Megalomania had a similar name to undershit's Megalovania.

Anyone not passionate about games should get the fuck out of Cred Forums.

I've actually, honest to God, never used Reddit. I hate the layout and the entire site is full of morons who have a pack mentality.

Wikipedia, the encyclopedia anyone can edit. Very credible, kudos.

you can be passionate without resorting to autistic spasms
name one successful person that spergs out about the thing they're passionate about like you do

nothing major
got real mad when a game i liked stopped working but i didnt break anything

>honest to God
*tip*

>streaming and interacting with other people
>something autistic people do

every film director

All right, here is your (you)

>payback
someone got a little butt flustered when the tank shot you aye boi

I still have my snes controllers that have bite marks in them

Thank you, that's all I wanted. :) GG

"You" can be singular or plural

piss off

I used to get real mad at online games when I was in middle school and high school. I once threw my controller so hard that the rumble motor popped out.
Any more if I get mad at a game I end up spouting out random words together as an insult and then it makes me laugh afterwards

>Megalomania

try homestuck m8, circa like 2011

youtube.com/watch?v=-WyKbbP8ft0

I'd say that being an atheist is more fedoracore than being religious. By the by, is this you? youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo

> getting mad at video games
it's just a game, bro

>:) GG
you have to go back

>Went to Blockbuster
>Rented some game (Can't remember what it was)
>Got home
>Excited to play it
>Load it up
>Freezes
>Spend 20 minutes trying to get it to work
>Can't get it to play
>Blood is boiling by now
>Scratch the back of the disc as hard as possible.
>Eventually snap it into little pieces and stomp on it
>Spit on it
>Throw it in the trash
>Mom takes me to Blockbuster to apologize to the manager for breaking it

I think I was like 10 or 11, but man did I get mad at that disc.

not these days, anti-science nationalism is becoming the new fedora

No, I can't. I'm only person, I can't be plural, silly user.

You fukin wot, cunt, I swear on me mum I'mma knock your cheeky gob in, innit? Meet me at the servo me an me mates are gonna have fosters and durries. I'll put you in the fucking ground you little shit.

Yeah it can, some pronouns can work like that.

"You should all see this new movie"
You is plural

Done and done

Sorry, I don't keep up with what's fashionable in fedoracore, keep me updated to your scene.

You're a fucking retard

I remember like five months back I finally got around to playing The Last of Us, and my god was it a HORRIBLE experience. First off the damn thing kept freezing constantly, it would lag and stutter in some places as well. I couldn't even get through the first hour it was so infuriating, this was on PS3 mind you.

I then waited forever for it to do the patches, I figured "Hey, the patches will fix EVERYTHING." but instead the patches did jack shit and made everything worse, at one point I was ready to scream and cuss the game out. Anyway I only played for about an hour or two but from what I saw/played, it was boring and shit. It has a lot of cutscenes and the cutscenes are rather long, when you do get to play it's just some boring shooter.

I already looked up the story and spoiled everything for myself, wasn't even impressed or surprised. Overall I don't know what was wrong, the disc wasn't damaged but for whatever reason I encountered 19390189329843 bugs when playing the game on PS3, it was literally UNPLAYABLE. I'm not sure how anyone played it when it had so many bugs and glitches, even with the patches it fixed nothing. Constantly freezing, lagging and stuttering, it was a nightmare.

Fuck The Last of Us, overhyped piece of trash that might has well of been a western visual novel with some shitty shooter gameplay. AAA game my ass.

>playing UFC Undisputed career mode on hardest difficulty
>fight my way to the top of the heavyweight division with no losses
>championship match with Brock Lesnar
>so hyped for the belt I spent the last 20 hours fighting for
>we circle for 15 seconds
>flash KOs me with a fucking straight jab for the first punch
>freeze up for a minute and the throw my controller at the wall
>start screaming into my pillow and kicking the wall
>pick up my TV and turn it around so it's not facing me anymore
>refused to look at my TV for the next week or so cause I was so angry

Well, calling me a retarded for getting mad at a game that wouldn't play at the age of 10 or 11 is kind of uncalled for. I will admit my actions were retarded, but I was young at the time and really couldn't control my anger or emotions.

Figured it was common for 10 and 11 year old's to get mad at stupid shit like that. I would say you'd have done the same, but maybe you wouldn't have, either way people get mad at trivial shit sometimes. Especially 10 and 11 year olds.

well they arent interacting with them physically. literally just through text on a computer.

also, theres different kinds of autism. having autism doesn't mean the person absolutely will not interact with any other people.

I remember punching my xbox after some heated matches in call of duty and I even snapped the disc in half younger me was not the sharpest knife in the toolshed I still get pretty heated but I laugh at myself for getting so angry now to help calm myself

>war thunder, realistic air mode
>tense 1v1 dogfight against a taunting, shithead slav after I solo'd most of his team
>outmaneuver him in my inferior (in-game, anyway) plane and pour most of my fucking ammo into him
>stalinium UFO refuses to go down, even catches on fire and puts itself out immediately
>he gets a split-second shot at me while trying to head-on, gets maybe 1-3 hits in
>I instantly explode
>yell and punch my desk with my bad hand (screws and plate in the wrist)
>immediately quit and uninstall
>hand hurts for a few days

and then I never played that slavic shitfest again

I've barely even gotten mad at a game since

This happened about a year ago at my college

>Hanging out with some friends in an apartment
>Like seven of us
>Decide to play Smash Brothers:Brawl
>Friend is there with his girlfriend
>He and I, along with two other people start playing.
>Everyone else is watching
>Friend instantly gets mad everyone is ganging up on him
>"WHY IS EVERYONE TARGETING ME?!?? THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING, COME ON?!?!"
>Keeps dying first in matches
>Eventually he starts breathing really heavily, and turns red with anger
>"THIS IS SO STUPID, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?"
>At this point I'm kind of concerned because I thought he was about to stand up and hit someone, or break something.
>Girlfriend hugs him
>"Babe, it's just a game, okay? Try to calm down."
>He ignores her
>Eventually he wins a match and gloats about
>Calms down and is happy again
>"ALRIGHT BITCHES, AND I'M OUT!"

I had never really played competitive games with him, but he is the type of person you don't want to play fighting/competitive games with because he'll just cuss you out and get mad if he loses. It's amazing how upset people will get, I wonder if he was just embarrassed he was losing because his girlfriend was watching him play or something?

You think people get embarrassed if they're girlfriend is watching them lose in a video game? I didn't think they'd care, it'd make sense though I suppose.

>You think people get embarrassed if they're girlfriend is watching them lose in a video game? I didn't think they'd care, it'd make sense though I suppose.
There's nothing embarrassing about losing, it's how you handle the loss that gets embarrassing. I can't imagine a girl would find anything less attractive than a man screaming in anger over a video game.

trying to get a nuke in mw2, that shit was fucking intense
i broke a keyboard and a mouse that way
that said i was indeed quite young not even 18 yet

nowadays i mostly get pissed off at losing vs my best friend in smash but it's mostly anger at myself

>>Decide to play Smash Brothers:Brawl

I have never met anyone who doesn't get mad at video games.

Even the top echelon of players will get mad if you shit on them hard enough.

You can get mad, but how you express it is a whole different story. Someone who just says somethings bullshit once or shakes their head, eventually shutting off the game is fine.
Someone who screams nonstop about shit being unfair and bullshit and eventually throw something while nonstop shittalking is just embarrassing.