You know the drill, transported, clothes on your back, no special abilities, etc

You know the drill, transported, clothes on your back, no special abilities, etc.

How far do you get in Banjo Kazooie?

i dunno, pretty far I guess

Not being able to fly around or run super fast is going to make this a bitch to survive in. At least being able to throw eggs at things is still doable.

>do nothing
>game over
>fuck Gruntilda

I have to kill a huge fucking onion right at the start
Banjo is a BEAR and it's a lot bigger than he is

Depends. Am I Banjo or Kazooie?

Enjoy getting cucked by Mumbo.

You are yourself, retard.
No special abilities, only you and your clothes you have on.

Can't climb up the slope to the first note door in Gruntilda's lair.

id lose on purpose because im not a faggot

probably get killed by a giant ant or the bull in the first level

A swell time to be in my underwear.

Treasure Trove Cove would probably be the hardest.

Trying to kill snipper, not being able to fly, probably not being able to use the shock spring pads.

Otherwise, this is one of the more feasible games.

>beat this game twice
I think I will do fine

realistically Clanker's Cavern is where id probably die, i can earn enough notes and jiggies in Treasure Trove Cove and Mumbo's Mountain without any powers

>Never leave Spiral Mountain
>Live the comfiest life possible

>make it to Rusty Bucket Bay
>rotor blade jiggy

I would try to get Banjo and Kazooie to fail and double-team Grunty with Mumbo.

Well I'm barefoot so I'll probably get a splinter

I'd try my best collecting most of the jiggies and notes from the first two levels so I can skip Clanker's Cavern. I can't swim for shit.

I'm only wearing a shirt right now so I would go to Banjo's house and steal his pants.

see

Despite the absolute horror scenarios this gane could cause, it's more safe and feasible than SM64

Weird shit

>Wake up every morning to the sound of giant vegetables flopping about
> They are always there watching as you go about your business
>Giant floppy veggies in your yard
>Giant floppy veggies on your house
>Giant floppy veggies watching you while you sleep
>just end it

Assuming Kazooie is a separate object from Banjo and is in the house, probably as far as Treasure Trove Cove before calling it quits (because fuck sharks and heights) and enjoying life with best bird-girl, maybe chill with Bottles' family too.

If she isn't, then I'm stuck at those brown rocks in Spiral Mountain. Will just go straight to chilling with Bottles.

>Can't socialize for shit
So you are really a basement dweller then.

> Hearing the same tunes for the rest of your life

I wouldn't mind really

Kazooie is clearly a co-lead - her name's on the box

Use the cheat to fill the room with water

>Can't Talon Trot to first Music Note Door
I wasn't meant to go beyond the mountains

SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY HELL DONT YOU THINK WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FOR THE NIGHT?

To Bottles' house I go then. Likely with Pipsy instead of Kazooie.

The... music... won't...stop...make...the...music...stop.

crawl to the top?

How do you suggest I socialize with pic related.
Also I'm not talking to that mole cunt. Maybe I'd toke with Mumbo

Just try talking to them.

It's probably for the best, especially since there's no hope of climbing out of Freezeezy Peak once I go beyond the entryway.

How far you guys think will DSP get in the game before rage quitting?

DSP's shit at games but he does at least finish them. At least from what I know.

Is Tooie the co-lead for the sequel?

DSP has quit quite a few games, especially lately.

Did you not see Atlus personally call him out for rage quitting on the final boss of Persona 3?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing him struggle with this game.

die in the first zone. I'm 400 pounds and perspire profusely just walking.

I imagine pretty early on Conga would pelt me in the head with a giant orange and I'd be killed instantly. Or at least that's the way I hope I go out.

here lies user he died the way he lived. a fruit.

...

I don't know how I am supposed to survive clanker's cavern but I could potentially get to that point if I wasn't bitching out

gave me a chuckle

A game like banjo kazooie he'd be able to play all the way through pretty easily, he might even enjoy it

tooie on the other hand he'd fucking hate the backtracking most likely

do you see a mouth on that thing?

Oh yeah because characters in Banjo games are totally required to have mouths to talk.

even if they could all we'd hear is the same sound over and over

we couldn't understand any of it

That's why they have subtitles.

Kek.

Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

Fuck that. Save me from this hell someone in one of these threads exposed me to.
It's just city sim enough to keep me hooked forever.