All of Cred Forums gets transported into a the Monster Hunter. Do? How far would it?

All of Cred Forums gets transported into a the Monster Hunter. Do? How far would it?

what do I eat
how soon do I get sick of your posts
where do I shit

Stop shooting me while I'm hammering the monster's head you fucks

>Do?
Oh yes!
>How far would it?
I would penetrate the cervix!

Id stay home raping the hunters wifes

> Not out hunting some wyvern pussy
You'd be surprised at how amazing they are.

You have no idea what I'd do to get a 3Ds with Monster Hunter on it.
Like I'd eat my own shit.

I'd hang with the felyne lady and help her scout them for hunters

You could always try to get one with the Five-Finger Discount if you're that desperate.

Do we get to become the alien creatures with 8 lungs and stanless steel legs that hunters are?

i want to BUTCHER meowstress!

Like even getting a job and earning the money for it? Go for it, you absolute madman

I'd figure out how the non hunters live and do that, then shitpost on whatever bulletin there is.

No no that requires way more time than I'd be willing to invest.
I mean something I can do in a day or two.

>not shitposting on the quest board

Cmon man.

>How far would it?
Balls deep

Work a high-end banquet or event as waiting staff. You can easily make $300 in a few hours.

Show us your butt, spread your butt.

I understand that reference

>sample

I really fucking adore those lemon shaped breasts, user. Thank you!! Have a good night!!!