If you could have any vidya character as a dad, who would it be?

Travis Touchdown and Dante as Uncle from my mother's side.

Do they still have to deal with their ingame shit? If not, someone like Ken Masters or Lei Wulong

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NO GAY SHIT

FUCK OFF HOMO

>sargeras from wow
i just go around being evil jesus

He's teaching him how to shoot a bow, how is that gay?

Wonder fucking Red

Geralt with Triss as my mom

This dead guy

>shooting a bow

For the people who had a dad, what was it like? I had one, technically. But, he hated both my brother and myself, and, refuses to talk to either of us. Even when we were kids he didn't like us.

>all of these people wouldnt choose literal gods

Jamal..Jamal had a hard life.

I'm not Black. Nor is my name Jamal.

>wanting a god as a dad
Worked out real well for Jesus, huh

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>quickmeme
>family guy

You aren't fooling anyone, take a look at their faces. Their expressions give it all away also I've been here long enough to recognise a gay comic when I see one, they have a distinct style.

It sounds like you're looking into it too much, user. Daddy issues much?

eh, we were both too introverted to really get along. there was no beef between us but we never had any bonding experiences. on the other hand he taped Evangelion and Bubblegum Crisis for me off SBS when I was like 8, even though Mom hated me watching that kind of stuff, so I appreciate him for getures like that

I'm glad you're so well-versed in these types of things, user.
Without your expertise in all things comically gay I may have stumbled into something that would make me feel uncomfortable.

Came here to post this

Being good at recognising degeneracy has nothing to do with my father.

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>let me shoot my gun

Disgusting.

The one who would keep my mom busy from being a crazy bitch? that's all I wanted growing up

>Proven track record as good dad
>You can play pachinko with your dad
>You can go to SEGA arcade with your dad
>You can go to drink whiskey in comfy Kamurocho bar with your dad
>You can go to cabaret club with your dad
>You can go to baseball hitting range

Literally, objectively the best option. 10/10 would dad with.

jesus is in heaven right now, where are you bud. :)

Having Dante as a dad would be the most extreme shit holy fuck, no child would cope.

Yuri Lowell

>not using precision german engineering for honor and glory

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Big Boss, the real one.

>Pep pizza with black olives and chovies every night
>What's the matter son? Too ccccccrazy for you?

He's the greatest father figure

>"hey son, let's go cuhrazy"
>throws a fireball with spikes that can explode any second

Rekt.