Samus or Bayonetta?

Or both?

Regis, we're going to go with Samus

video
games

Bayonetta's turds would be more consistently cylindrical in nature while Samus' would just spray out all over everything.

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anyone with half decent taste can admit bayonetta has an infinitely superior ass

Zelda.

Samus

I thought that was a dick print at first

...That works too

I know what you mean

Widowmaker

She does have a pretty banging booty

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Bayonetta has the better ass

And has an actual personality

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Samus is the most overrated vidya character of all time. She's just a generic blonde bimbo who looks exactly like Sarah Bryant, Nina Williams, RE5 Jill and so many others.

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I need my face in that

Samus'll always be the winner for me.

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Bayo booty it is

D.va

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peach

we can go thiccer

pick one

Dat tengu butt.

That we can.

>you'll never rim Bayonetta

feels bad

Samus will let you know how it goes

witcher 3 has good ass

Who has the best male ass in video games, females have been discussed to death.

Nice

Fug... that is good ass.

modded? or is it really that good

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unmodded

Snake, everybody knows this.

she's so curvaceous

Am I the only one who finds these ass pictures disgusting? Some can be attractive but the ones posted here are just plain gross.

I just find it sad when people can't go a day without talking about sexual stuff and it's always in the wrong place.

not the pictures themselves, but people's obsession with them, yes

That's just what it's like to be a man. Women have trouble understanding the male sex drive.

Feet

More like a teen going through puberty.

If you're a grown up, you're not this obsessed.

samus

Poop comes from there!

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>tfw 24 and fap every day.

Some anons tell me they fap three times a day, though. Can you believe that? Their balls must look like rasins.

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Samus has the better games, and that's what really matters. She's also better looking in Sm4sh at least.

Triggered generic supposedly-Asian looking brunette fag detected. Go back to jerking off to Chun-Li/Mai/Tifa/etc. because they are interchangeable.

Anyone here know how to load mods in loadiine? Some guides will help...

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Better than samus's ass.

>that smooth ball sack

both

Midna.

Th-that's cheating!

I take it you didn't play Lightning Returns then?

>no doujin where bayonetta defeats samus, rips her armor apart and has fun with her

>put 'em both together and

both

You're the same guy who complains about the samus SFM porn aren't you?

>from the thumbnail I thought the dark blue on Samus' inner thigh was a large hanging cock
I've been here too long

I don't think I'll ever be able to fathom the level of autism required to repost these threads day after day. It's a level of pathetic that'simpossible to truly grasp.

someone cancel all this out by posting pictures of samus in her armor

im sure it will work this time

>shitty thread on page ten, would fall off the board within seconds
>post without saging for no reason

You're a special kind of dipshit.

samus is too autistic to be NTRed