What is the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games?

What is the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games?

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Mario

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Ocarina of Time.

Spec Ops: The Line

A deconstruction of a genre that doesn't deconstruct it very well and works better if you just think of it as an ordinary work in that genre.

>Evangelion 2 doesn't emulate well
WHY

Resident Evil 4.

NTRPG

I have the neon genesis evangelion game for Wonderswan sitting on my desk right now.

neat thing: in the rebuilds, asuka plays on a wonderswan. the evangelion wonderswan game is about kaji raising an embryonic angel, neopets style

DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

The embryo is Adam

Oh shit, I last played that over a year ago. Mine developed into a Ramiel.

Tbh probably Undertale

The wonderswan is literally only for weaboos and has no non weaboo games, so this confirms asuka is a weab

Nothing is quite on that level, but Nier is somewhat similar.

No fucking shit, it only came out in Japan.

Sin and Punishment

Furi

It's just a fun boss rush until you get under the skin of the story and see that everyone is either gone crazy or overly obsessed about something.

I have a theory that the reason you fagots like D.VA so much is because she's like an Evangelion reference that only Cred Forums would understand it's like some one who frequents Cred Forums had some influence in making this. Or do I need to stop smoking?

Since this is apparently the mecha show with weird endings thread, I just finished watching The Big O
What the FUCK happened?

Madoka is the anime equivalent of Spec Ops

Bad Rats

I'm serious. Eva is nothing special overrated old shit

Pretentious and overrated? Bioshock Infinite.

Literally Xenogears nigga.

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This

Final Fantasy VII I guess?

Question is, what are the respective Gurren Lagann and Madoka Magica of gaming?

Persona 3

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i would play her if she had a EVA related skin

I really dont like NGE.

That's fine, it's a love it or hate it type of thing.

I only watched it just to look cool.

If we're considering cultural impact, Spec Ops is a shitty comparison since EVA is massively popular in Japan and reasonably so over here, while Spec Ops is a cult classic by all accounts.

Are probably the best answers, with a nod towards MGS2 for being the unexpected mindfuck at the time.

Normies will have no idea what they're looking at. It's only natural.

Xenogears

I couldnt be further away from a normie.

there isn't one

video games as an industry is like 30 years old. animation has been going on for over a century, and film for even longer than that

we're not going to get any particularly good titles until the industry has matured more and 90% of AAA devs aren't making games that are just pseudo-movies

>Madoka
what this guy said>Gurren
Fuck, I don't know. In terms of pacing, the first Bayonetta I guess?

same, i went on the ecchi board yesterday and saved a pic of an anime bikini girl! scandalous! i'm such a freak u_u

>Gurren Lagann
Wonderful 101
Kirby Planet Robobot

Man, you got really upset that I didnt like NGE.

Speaking as someone who loves eva, the fanbase can be a fucking cancer.

Gurren Lagann is Asura's Wrath.

>le parrot everything from that one monthly "what anime normies don't understand" thread on /r9k/
Kindly neck yourself. You're the cancer that makes the fans look like garbage.

I don't remember permitting you to reply to me.
Don't do it again.

skyrim

Final Fantasy VIII
Also, NGE is just harem shrouded poorly in pseudo-science, it was never good

Its really good imo up until the last 2-3 episodes

gets too existential, i mean i get it, i just don't really like it

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>What is the Neon Genesis Evangelion of video games?

The rio skin kinda had a Rei color scheme goin on.

>Neon Genesis Evangelion is just really confusing and stupid! My boss Mr. Shekelbergsilversteinwitzgoldberg said I can start staying later and a few years down the line I might get a $0.25 payraise, so I don't have time for this juvenile CRAP anyway!

Every game with congratulation for the player at the end

You really are upset that there are people who dont like it.

Nah

ummm, wow...

I don't even know where to start.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are currently posting a well known white supremacist anti-semite icon and im going to need to ask you to delete this

An apology also seems to be in order

I don't see it.

Is that real?

I mean white plug suit, with a blue mech. It's probably not even intentional since it is like the South Korean flag though.

Of course it is. America's election shit is horribly out of hand.

Fair enough then. I guess one can see it like that,

Yeah, its from Time magazine

Its almost as ridiculous as the Maddow on pepe
youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y

I can't wait for December, just so the supporters of whichever puppet that wins can stop being so buttthurt.

DELETE THIS
THE JEWS MUSTN'T KNOW

Hey don't I know you

Threadly reminder that Rebuild is shit and Anno is the George Lucas of anime.

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Not the same guy, but i think he has a resemblance to the incredibly talented, handsome, and tall game developer named Todd Howard

Lucky bastard, i would give my goty special edition of skyrim (the best game in history) to be even a little more like Todd Howard

MGS 2

I thought the eva's teeth were supposed to be red whenever it went berserk

I agree. Fuck the rebuilds, they should have let the franchise rest. And I have a feeling that the stupid "Rebuilds are a sequel to EoE" theory is going to be made canon in the fourth film, just to piss on old-eva some more.

Anno doesn't even care about Eva anymore, he's finally a real director thanks to Godzilla.

Isn't it time Evafags moved on too?

>all this projection
Is there something you'd like to share with us user?

That's Rebuild, my man. This is the real series.

They're inconsistent. At first you see red mechanical teeth that are part of the helmet, then in episode 19 you finally see organic teeth, then in the new movies the organic teeth themselves are red I guess? I dunno, been a long time since I pondered Eva biology.

That's fine. I still like it.

Move on from what? I love the original, I couldn't care less about the rebuilds.

Jay Michaelson does look really jewish desu

It's not inconsistent, it just doesn't open up fully before that.
Besides, you get to see the Eva's physical teeth when it's naked in the early episodes anyway.

>asuka and shinji's footsteps form a DNA helix

What did he mean by this?

He means that EVA 3 was shit.

Sin and Punishment.

>Evangelion had a game
>Utena had a game
>Gungrave had a game

Shinji is drunk

MGS2

>Royal Space Force is finally getting a sequel

Misato > Asuka > Rei

You have been reported to the fbi for anti-semitism

I have a tattoo of Rei on my chest

I'm the most overrated Mega64

>Rei not best
Fuck off with your lies.

what did he mean by this

Stupid callbacks free of thematic substance.

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Is that cummies?

Only thing I like about Rebuilt, is that every EoE hater can be shut down with "At least it's not 3.0"

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Yes.

Why did such an important frame only last for like a second?

I agree with him

Might have seen it. Explain to the Reifan Council why you've betrayed your compatriots by approving 3.33.

Do you not understand what is at stake?

What is the Steven Universe of video games?

Whoever doesn't think Asuka is best girl needs to fuck off
Asuka > Misato > Rei
Bro tier: Kaworu

>jizz on hand for romantic interest
>blood on hand for blood relative

the asuka one is about how she can't be affectionate without hurting herself

the gendo one i don't really know. it seems intentionally grotesque. i guess you could say it's about how he's made an abomination of himself in pursuit of his goal, or alternatively you could say it's about adam using him as a pawn

I'm not a femdom faggot thanks

Undertale

earlier I would say MGS2, but now it wouldn't be fair because I actually had (kind of) Fun playing it.

So FFVII is the better equivalent: overhyped, retarded, outdated, piece of shit

The rape game.

Evangelion is old and busted.

Steven Universe: Attack the Light

shit taste, fuck off

Rei is both the best girl and bro tier.

Asuka is a complete cunt for no good reason. She is just a stupid, stupid, selfish bitch. Watching her, I can understand where people get the rage to murder in real life.

>anime as a teen
Violence, sex, action, dark coloring

>anime now
Girls talking at school, shit adaptations like JoJo, bright cgi crap

Face it, if we were born 20 years later, our parents wouldn't be sheltering us from anime like they used to

There's a reason for it, but it doesn't make it tolerable.

Rahxephon is the superior NotEvangelion 2bh.

reminder that moot and jacob are asukafags

there's some connection

>implying
Asuka is for gentle doggy style hate fuck

I hate Evangelion because it popularised the "dumb tsundere cunt has to win" trope

Its Hipster entry level shit anyway, there is better manga than this

>shit adaptions like jojo
I beg your pardon?

Man, I really want to play the original, but wanted to play it on N64. Goddamn Region Locking.

MD Geist was the pinnacle of anime

Yes
You're a fag

you know fucking nothing about anime

We have to go back, Kate.

Fuck off Dean, and tell your corean child slaves to pick up an anatomy pamphlet before going to work

>I'm not a femdom faggot thanks

Who said anything about 'femdom'? The cardinal joy in life is to find a girl who's full of fight and extract it all from her with your dick.

You don't really understand Asuka if you think she's 'dominant', anyway. Look past the surface. She's a teenaged girl who's never been loved. She went from sitting at her clinically insane mother's bedside and watching as she killed herself to training 16 hours per day as a pilot, never cared for by anyone. Her entire existence is one big exercise in proving herself to the world so that she can finally get the praise and affection she was denied by her life circumstances.

As soon as anyone were to give her as much as a pat on the head Asuka would turn into jelly.

Final Fantasy VII

>cherrypicking
There's always been shit anime

Yes, moe and "cute girls doing cute things" is unfortunately more popular than its ever been but there's plenty of good stuff still being produced

No it didn't, since tsundere cunt didn't win in Evangelion.

Name 3 anime where the tsundere loses

Oh yes! Most certainly.
forward.com/opinion/national/342905/unmasking-the-anti-semitic-meme-of-asuka/
Best interpretation.

Evangelion

Yeah she did. Do you not remember EOE?

I heavily disagree

>There has always been shit anime

And where are good ones? The esgy violent sexy ones? Attack on Titan and Madoka has less blood than a Simpson's Treehouse of horror episode, combined

I remember.

>B-b-but they are having sex in Rei's tangerine goop, Rei wins!

I liked it until episode 24

nothing will ever top that fucking trainwreck of an ending

OMEDETO

That show is six years old

Yeah, I do. I can't possibly fathom what in EoE quantifies winning for the dumb tsundere cunt.

I get why Asukafags like say it, because they literally don't have anything but the delusion of "winning".

Gone Home

surely you remember the end of EOE then
the part where asuka and shinji are the only people alive in the refused-instrumentality world

ie. shinji changed absolutely nothing about the world except reviving asuka

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Season 2 never.

Well? The Council awaits your answer:

Does anyone have that screencap from Cred Forums where that guy posted as a kid and described all the angels? Not really sure how to phrase that, and I can't find it. Sachiel was 'satchel' and had laserbones or something.

The OVA was hot though

Asuka brought herself back, Shinji didn't do it.

Definitely Undertale

Did you miss the part where every other human character exploded into LCL fluid?

>Just because Shinji and Asuka are the last remaining two people forced to repopulate the Earth, and out of every woman he picked Asuka to revive and Asuka rejected instrumentality to be with Shinji doesn't mean [girl]'s rotting corpse doesn't have a chance!

>Attack on Titan and Madoka has less blood than a Simpson's Treehouse of horror episode, combined

lol what, I don't think you've watched any of the things you just mentioned

>Shinji and Asuka are the last remaining two people forced to repopulate the Earth
No.

He didn't pick Asuka. He can't force anyone to leave Instrumentality - people have to choose it for themselves.

Pay attention next time

this thread is making me want to watch it again

every fucking admin I knew that was a retarded/asshole/jew was an asuka-fag

it's something I check up front now

>guy turns a political column into an anime one

this election is getting out of hand

literally this. mechs, angst, biblical metaphor, the whole nine yards.

You're wrong. Shinji had absolute power, Rei gave him the key to instrumentality after she took it from Gendo.

Reifags

Follow your leader

eva-armageddon.com/Scripts/EOE2.html

>Rei: So you have to use your own strength to get your lost self back. Even if you lose your own language, you have to import other peoples' languages. As long as your heart can imagine your own shape, everyone can return to the human form.

>Yui: Don't worry, every single life-form has the power to return to their original form. Every life-form has the power to live. As long as you want to live, everywhere will become Heaven. Isn't that right? Because you are still alive. The chance to achieve happiness... you can find it anywhere. As long as the sun, moon and earth exist, everything will be all right. So, everything is fine?

The implication is clear bro.

This or Xenosaga.
Xenosaga right down to the budget being cut near the end, mechs and philosophical shit.
Drakengard for the soul crushing inevitability of the end.

>Shinji tries to kiss Asuka while she's asleep
>later does kiss her, and she reciprocates
>jerks off on her while she's comatose
>picks her as his companion in post-instrumentality Earth
>never displays any sort of romantic affection for rei, who is a biological clone of his mother

DUDE LOL REI WON THO

>A video game that would, metaphorically, call out gamers/otakus for living in fictions and not actually to face the reality
I would say Undertale but I can be wrong.

I agree that there's more implications for Shinji being with Asuka but jesus christ you're like the 6th guy to say this nonsense:

>>picks her as his companion in post-instrumentality Earth

Asuka came back on her own

>names D.Va
>teenager in a mech
>no slight Eva references or a skin
how does blizzard manage to fuck up the simplest shit

He's just samefagging

also nobody said Rei won

I don't think so. Asuka didn't seem into it. She called him disgusting as their first words of reunion. (probably cause she just saw all his sexual fantasies during the instrumentality)

dude, this post tells you everything you need to know about people coming back from the LCL soup

why can't waifufags get along

No it doesn't, that just says that one possible method of exiting instrumentality is by your personal choice. Shinji is god, by Rei's choosing, so he could do whatever he wanted.

Heroes of the Storm actually has 2 skins of a hero based on 01 and 02.

Well, Undertale is anti-completionism. dunno how that lines up with evangelion, but i suppose it's avant garde whereas most games reward players for fully exploring the game
>which is why i kinda hate undertale
>game forces you to 'just be happy' with whatever shite ending you get

That's the message
But the message is heavily tied to the medium so you can't compare
I say FF7 because of the impact, popularity, trend setting, fandom, nevering waifu wars, 21st century multi part remake and a lot more

Probably RapeLay

That's speculative headcanon. There's little reason to believe it when an alternate explanation is directly told to you.

What a ducking weirdo

Ar nosurge. It's a trip.

>(shinji being given control of instrumentality by rei is) speculative headcanon.

It literally isn't. Have you watched EoE? Did you miss the entire part with Rei betraying Gendo and giving control to Shinji instead?

>needs to be subtle parody of genera
>needs realistic take on the emotional effects of said genera upon characters
>needs to have broad, reaching effects across industry
>needs shitty emotional cesspool "protagonist"

Them some hard requirements OP

Again, there's not a lot of reason to believe that he exercised that power when you're directly told he doesn't need to.

Because Rei is shit.

they're autistic

>since EVA is massively popular in Japan

It's about as popular as any other 'big anime', which means it doesn't penetrate mainstream media beyond the nerd fringes of it.

There's nothing in the movie that says he "picked" or "revived" Asuka. That is simply fanfiction.

It's also not about Rei, Misato or anyone else winning instead either, because that doesn't matter, what matters is the canon and what happened.

The canon is that Rei went godlike, appears before Shinji and Asuka in the final scene, where Shinji then proceeds to choke Asuka violently - until he lets go.

There aren't any winners here, unless you go full fanfic.

MGS2 doesn't sound like too bad of a stretch, if you limit the parody of the stealth genre to its own series.

>Again, there's not a lot of reason to believe that he exercised that power

Yeah there is. He's very clearly romantically interested in Asuka and she very clearly is not into him during the last moments of EOE ('気持ち悪い') so it makes no sense for her to be the one to choose to come back and be with him.

This is best girl.

Would be cool, unfortunately Pharah got the evangelion skin

>He's very clearly romantically interested in Asuka
Just like I'm romantically interested in the last pornstar I fapped to right?

what's the gundam wing of videogames?

Why did he try to kiss her while she was sleeping?

Reminder that this is the canon OTP

>she was probably lesbian
Nah man

Too squeamish
Mechaqueen and Raptorion look nothing like an Evangelion

Shinji himself said he's not gay.
Kowaru is like his mom

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Asuka is too much legs and not enough belly.

What did he mean by this?

Someone link me to Misato x Shinji /ss/

He's not gay in the same way most Cred Forums users are not gay

i.e closeted

Because's a sexually repressed teen.