Name a video game series The Legend of Zelda

>name a video game series The Legend of Zelda
>the main character you play as isn't Zelda

>There are even games (LA, MM, OoS and OoA separated, TFH) where Zelda doesn't even play a role in the story.

>Playing a game called Blast Corps.
>Your objective is to actually to prevent a nuclear explosion.

>name a game Final fantasy
>there's dozens of them

>game is named Team Fortress 2
>no fortresses, only forts and outposts

>Playing Left4Dead
>Teamwork is actually crucial.

>Playing Borderlands.
>The whole planet is anarchy, and doesn't actually have any borders.

>Playing Hydrophobia
>Spend most of the game swimming.

>Playing RAGE.
>The only thing that makes me mad is that this game actually cost money.

>name a gave "Chivalry"
>you don't get to hold doors open for women then whine on /r9k/

>no fortresses
>"fort" is something you listed

>playing Tomb Raider
>raiding tombs is optional

Waht do you mean?

>name a game dark souls

>souls are bright white

>the "dark soul" of the undead is just glossed over and forgot about it during the other games

>Name a game Peggle.

>Absolutely no femdom content.

>Name a game Mario Bros.
>They're not actually Bros.

>fort = fortress
forts are generally bastions or outposts, whereas fortresses are usually headquarters or castles.

>Name a game Sonic
>Has been waiting for food since 1991

What did he mean by this?

>Play Kingdom Hearts
>???

>Falls on the other side of the bed

You do play as a character directly tied to her fate in her legend though.

Explain games like Link's Awakening where there's no Hyruleans.

technically they're lost or abandoned souls

fresh souls off of humans are dark

>game is called overwatch
>you used to watch other people play it
>now you don't watch

Fucking devs ruining another concept to appeal to the fucking SJWs