NX LEAKED NX LEAKED

I especially like how you have to put your hands in front of the screen to use the thumbsticks, which also makes touching the buttons at the same time impossible

They already are.

i can confirm this is legit my uncle works at nintendo

Those are eyeball sticks, dumbass.

SOMEONE CONTACT GAMEXPLAIN HOLY SHIIIIT

check this 8

Day one buy. Name three (3) things 'wrong' with this design. YOU CANT!

You made me snort in front of coworkers you ass

I see they've made it easier to gauge your eyes out after seeing the awful graphics in the new Zelda game.

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Virtual reality is a joke compared to this. Why need lenses infront of your eyes when you can plug it directly into your eyes?
I think this is, guys. We finally reached SAO standards.

Repeating digits.

It's stupid enough to be real. I mean who would waste their time creating this abomination except a retarded out of touch suit at Nintendo?

THIS LOOKS SHOOPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOOPS IN MY TIME

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reminder that Cred Forums will literally defend this if its real

fucking kek m8

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10/10

What the fuck man

11/10
kekusklan

i get the feeling theres more potential in every meme render of the NX than the NX itself

god OP, how the fuck would you use those joysticks

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lol.

looks like you could poke both of your eyes out with that thing.

>woah hey guys welcome to Nintendo

Good system for DDR

A new breed of Metal Gear.

Finally. A portable console that isn't portable.

Im at a loss for words.

>mfw Cred Forums will defend this if its real
>there's already some in this thread

I know this is shitposting but:

1) the control sticks have hilariously long stalks that could only possibly serve to be uncomfortable in a way never before dreamt by a mainstream developer

2) placement of the screen beneath the sticks means your hands would be constantly obscuring the screen

3) no triggers or bumper buttons

Haha fucking Sonyggers already at it again.. jealous as FUCK of those awesome sticks which will give you a great amount of precise movement compared to shitty 0/10 dualshock Cancer

meme potential > NX potential

in the end it matters on whats fun right now

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Well guys... here it is... the Nintendo nu (NX)

Kek
Cringe

>Nintendo Nu
>google it
>its real

IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF SHITPOSTING

THE REVEAL WILL BE THE END OF Cred Forumsintendo

>"Pass the controller, bro!"

You've got it all wrong. You forgot the safety harness.

What the fuck were these things called again I can't remember and the nostalgia is getting me.

Polly Pocket

Polly fucking pockets bitch!

mighty max

>nu

>NUtendo

>Polly Pocket
C'mon no need to be a cunt.

Thanks

>Cred Forums will defend this

Oh shut up you faggot. You know damn well everyone is just trying to be in on the joke.
Now get off your high horse and come pretend to be retarded with us.

ironic shitposting is still shitpostin

also, dont underestimate the nintoddlers and the nintendofag mods

>the control sticks have hilariously long stalks that could only possibly serve to be uncomfortable in a way never before dreamt by a mainstream developer
Longer sticks will give you much better control over subtlety and joy sticks have been a thing for decades
>2) placement of the screen beneath the sticks means your hands would be constantly obscuring the screen
Maybe if you have fat autismo hand. Any competent person will be able to hold them AROUND the screen.
>3) no triggers or bumper buttons
The future does away with what is useless.

There's a reason apple is successful. Less is more.

fucking LOL!

This is going straight on my epic anti-nintendo collage that i'm making.

Keep up the good fight fellow Sonybros!

literally made me LOL at work. thanks.

>post yfw the NX turns out to be the biggest over gimmicky flop since Virtual Boy

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stupid fucking nintendo falseflagger FUCK OFF

Does it waggle? I only play Nintendo consoles for the waggle

Came here expecting this. Thanks, user.

You fucking small-dicked faggots can't even play this superb console.
Nintendo wins again.

So do you only use one joystick at a time or do you just work your asscheek muscles until you can control one stick with each?

>d pad and face buttons with hands
>joysticks with eyes

Its the future guys. Its finally here.

superior double asscheek action

yes

Those joysticks look like stiff nipples.

I've cried 3 times due to this thread.

I knew there was a reason why I visit Cred Forums

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th-thicc...

finally, a handheld for nu males.

This can't be the Japanese model.

Nigga does the tip of ya dick have suction abilities

I got turned off him when he shut down, then opened up again with patreon. Red pill me on CGR

Bruh, gotta work out that ass, how do you expect to have any control over those sticks?

Something something repeating digits

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Lips that are dicks but not really?

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Stop

Your making actual false flaggers look better

>NX
>Clearly read nu
How dumb are ya OP?

Next you're gonna claim "the screen pops out as well."

pretty gooh mehn i ken wait for if

At last I truly see

It's the Nu NX, retards. Dat nu shit.

I think your dick is broken senpai

It's a false flag false flag

He's pressing down on the screen.

This is magnificent.

>Cred Forums will defend this

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TH-THIS LOOKS GREAT, SUCK IT SONYGGERS NINTENDO HAS DONE IT AGAIN.

>what_the_fuck_man.jpg

>the controller for when you want to show off you're hot ass

what a pity only the american audience can enjoy the nu

thank you. I really needed that laugh.

Imagine this was real for a second, i don't think it would take long for nintendo to go bankrupt

I hope to god the real thing is half as funny as this, holy fuck I'm dying

What if it has 2 tiny VR screens on the sticks?

You sure they are eyeball stick and you don't have the thing upside down?
Could be testacle rests

Jesus Christ, senpai.