So it's agreed Cred Forums?

I want that sundae.

So WiiU and PS4 are the best? With PS4 being slightly better?
Sounds right

PC is a different taste entirely, not garbage food

What is this supposed to mean?

>good thing covered with unnecessary additions
>main thing sandwiched between garbage
>excessive shit that ruins the main thing
>excessive shit ruining the main thing sandwiched between garbage
>not garbage food
>posts American pizza

>food analogy

>WiiU is for kids
>PS4 and PC are delicious
>XBone is a low quality version of PS4

>Italian pizza
>shit
Pick 2

Pizza IS garbage food. Especially if you put green peppers on your pizza, fucking faggots.

>Wii U is for children
>PS4 is for nu-males
>Xbone is for autistic children
>PC is for autistic nu-males

Pretty spot on, OP.

honestly I eat both, but I really like cheese edges and such, sometimes italian pizza is just not what I need in that moment

as any good pc, you can customize it to match your taste

> implying consoles aren't for cucks who really like to get fucked by big corporate

I don't think even retards enjoy sprinkles m8

500 hours in paint

>Xbox and Playstation are the same fucking thing under different brands
>Snobs pretend one is better than the other to justify their choice

Yeah.. No. I had to fix it for you, enjoy OP. :)

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>Xbox is a cone full of broccoli
wut?

It's weed you retard, most xbox-players are weed smoking cod players.

One tiny fix.

You are still holding on to last-gen stereotypes.

Playstation is the dudebro console now.

>covering an ice cream sandwich with jimmies
Way to ruin it.

but chocolate sucks..vanilla and strawberry are way better

> He actually believes this
How can one be named xXxW33DSM0K3RxXx and le trickshut newbs on fagstation? xDDDD

>Vita = Parsee
I get it, but why is Parsee jealous on Utsuho?

what's wrong with the waffle cone ice cream?

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No, this is wrong, Playstation doesn't deserve MSF

people that like chocolate ice cream are the spawn of satan.

>Good
>Boring but still good
>Shit for retards
>Shit for manchildren with brain issues

It's actually really spot on.

Then what would they get?

>A normal ice-cream is for children now

Well, can't expect much from someone posting the fedora bird

>FOOD ANALOGY
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>This thread
>AGAIN
Stop making this useless thread.

>now
Ice cream has always been for children.

So PS4 is the best?

Step aside plebs

>It a food analogy episode

This is fucked up on so many levels

>Good, but complex to eat.
>Great, but doesn't last enough and can be expensive at some point.
>Overdone, could be good without so much.
>Weird hybrid.

Try again.

>XBO isn't a PC

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>Making the Bone look good
'Fuck's wrong with you?

Something something analogy about how it's all hardware and consoles are just made of parts of PCs with some needless extra features purely to gouge money from your pocket

So...all of them are bad but pc at least has some meat?

Yo Dawg

>Not garbage food
>Pizza
Is that true that American's school serve Pizza as vegetable meal?

you talking shit about my noodles son?

I think we can all agree on this one

I'd eat all those ice creams. Are you suggesting that they're all good?

PC wins again

I have a PC and a WiiU, fight me faggots

I sincerely doubt your IQ is 145.

I've taken a multitude of tests online and have averaged about 130, the highest being 141 and lowest, 127. Alas, I know that score isn't factual. Most IQ tests are subject to RNG.

I though this was agreed the best combination?

I hope hiroshimoot bans threads like this.

Just fucking come out and say "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THE WII U, PS4 SUX, XBONE AND PC ARE OK"

not good enough cuz you can't play muh bloodborne

so everything is shit?

1 v 1 me fag

If I cared about bloodborne I would've bought the bloodborne machine

I was training to this moment my whole life
*activate sharinga*

Objective truth coming through.

at least it wasn't rice noodles...it's affordable and I eat it at sukiya from time to time...but it ain't good

At some point legislature was being passed that made it mandatory for schools to provide "healthy" lunches, and this, afaik, was promptly followed by legislature to allow things like pizza to be considered a vegetable due to the tomato sauce. It was meant to be a loophole so that schools wouldn't be forced to completely change their menu to cater to michelle's dumbass demands.

If there's an underlying question asking "Do Americans think pizza is a vegetable," the answer is no.

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I'd rather have fudge, or fudge and caramel, instead of just caramel, desu

I like my girls with dicks

>PC is always portrayed as the objective best
>despite the fact that it's the mercy of publishers to get games
>despite the fact it doesn't have any AAA exclusives
>despite the fact it isn't nearly as profitable as consoles
>despite the fact it has absolutely no Japanese games outside of ports of ancient games

EXPLAIN THIS MEME AT ONCE

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Who is PC again

literally cannot beat sony, sony always wins.

So
PC>Wii U> PS4>Xbone

>Emulation
>Mods
>Cheaper games
>Most multiplat games works better on PC
>There are game genre you can't play on conoles (RTS, Mobas)
>Don't need to pay a fee to play online beside the internet bill
>You can use it to develop games if you want

Yup

Because PC has the capacity to be the best. Consoles are a restricted, closed platform operating on proprietary hardware.

Consoles hold back PC, that's all there is to it.

>Xbone is the only appealing thing on the market

I don't think so

>being this fucking gay

Why is that PC so fat?

I think only ameriburgers like Xbox, its like a patriotic shit, maybe FBI will send them to Guantanamo if they don't buy Freedom console

>Most multiplat games works better on PC

Arkham City
Bully
Dead or Alive 5
Saints Row 2

top of my head but there more.

I'm not fat enough to understand this.

>MOST
I never said all, but MOST of them work better on PC

If you're fat enough to watch anime you're fat enough to understand this.

PC should be Yukari

Strong as fuck but spends all day shitposting and sleeping.

>he doesn't know Cred Forums is overwhelmingly spooky skeletal underweight
Cred Forums is fatter than Cred Forums on average desu

>Playing on XBox One is the only way to not be a faggot

>playing on Xbox one is the one definitive way to be a giant fucking faggot

ftfy

This.

Anime distracts you from eating.

>emulation

>PC is so pathetic, it NEEDS other console's games to be good

>mods

Assuming people only want to play Bethshit games.

>cheaper games

Yeah, cause I'm sure publishers are happy their games are sold for only 5 bucks.

>most multiplats work better on PC

Last I checked, multiplats aren't good games.

>there are games you can't play on consoles
>LITERALLY posting MOBAs as a pro

>no online fee

Only viable point.

>use it to develop games

Yeah, more garbage greenlight games.

>icecream sandwich
>shit
fuck you

I don't know any of these, how do I compare it then

Wii U - Gary Johnson

PS4 - Hillary Clinton

PC - Donald Trump

Xbone - Jeb Bush

Fat fucking piece of shit with the food analogies.

(You)

>Marge we need more chocolate vanilla strawberry ice cream

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>>Most multiplat games works better on PC

>Consoles hold back PC, that's all there is to it.

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Undertale was objectively a good game, regardless of MEMES and your personal feelings about it.

So this is true power of pc
youtube.com/watch?v=oyaB5VZYWUY
>looks like ps2 game

H-Hey! Crows are pretty brotier birbs.

Yeah I'll let it slide

Out of my way, facts coming through.

>2017
>that 'graphics'
>pc exclusive

switch xbone and ps4 and it looks pretty good.

The thing is, I can build a PC right now that runs better than a WiiU, Xbone, and PS4 combined.
Nobody is designing games that take advantage of that power because a very small amount of people own a machine that powerful, because casuals don't actually want to put money into their hobby in increments of more than $60 + obligatory DLC
So, PC is objectively better than any and every console. Consoles are continually playing catch-up, waiting for parts to decrease in price. Consolefags are basically buying toasters.

That having been said
If you don't own all 4 systems, you're just a fucking poorfag, no excuses.

The sad thing is that literally no one will complain about that.

>muh PC is the most pro consumer platform

Switch WiiU and PS4 and it looks pretty good

>If you don't own all 4 systems, you're just a fucking poorfag, no excuses.

>literally ACTUALLY spending money on a glorified multiplat box that only gets shitty western games and the fucking worst games Japan has to offer

Attack of the Clones is shit but at least it isn't emo garbage like Revenge of the Sith

>iqfags

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Are you talking about the Xbone or what

If you mean PC, I use it for video rendering and shit that takes a high amount of CPU/GPU power
Free video games are just a bonus

Switch PS4 and 3DS
DS has a million clones of itself
PS4 looks like it's going to save Sony from last gen

>consolefags will never get indie military sims like Red Orchestra or Rising Storm
Kek. And I don't mean get to play, I mean understand. But also get to play.

the PC is a chocotaco
the wii u is a banana split

Nobody gives a fuck about pc shovel ware on consoles. Instead we actually get exclusive games that matter and look like they were made in 2016

The Xbone actually has Raiden V, that alone makes it a better investment than a PC.

>i use it for video rendering

Good for you.

There's the PC, Xbone, PS4, 3DS, WiiU, and Vita user. You should be familiar with everything there.

why does this make so much fuckin sense

I'm sorry you're so puddi user. I can't hear you over all this style, substance and gameplay.

>tfw family had a weekend trailer at a trailer park
>the store always had the spongebob face popsicles
>tfw i would steal them
>they never found out it was me and kept buying them

good memories

How many PC games have console players cried about and petitioned to get?

How many console games have PC gamers cried about and petitioned to get?

>3DS
>A new hope for the handheld market
This list is objectively correct

I figured this out.

Protip, you can highlight part of someone's post and when you reply to them it'll be auto meme-arrow'd
In actuality console wars are fucking retarded, it just boils down to spending your money on what you feel is the best deal. I have extra money to burn so I just buy all of them because I like video games.
This weird thing where people feel the need to justify what they bought like anybody cares or is judging them, I don't really understand any of it. It's really insecure and paranoid.
Just play what you wanna play, cuz

>The other ones are too complex and sugary and the PS4 is the most perfect one with everything you need
Sounds about right.

>This weird thing where people feel the need to justify what they bought like anybody cares or is judging them

Speak for yourself.

Then explain all the consolewars threads
Why do people feel the need to PROVE that what they own is better to anyone but themselves

>people mocking the most based ice cream treat that is the waffle cone because of a few sprinkles

PC'ucks are the ones who always talk about how superior PC is, when the reality is that PC is a second class platform to many publishers. There's nothing wrong with any of the other consoles, but PC clearly has the shortest end of the stick here. The fact that PC is ONLY getting Nier 2 from this list of PS4 games should speak volumes of how relevant it really is.

>Shinsgay

So basically

PC > 3DS > Wii U > not playing videogames > Xbone/PS4, they're both just as shitty > Rubbing salt into your wounds > rubbing shit into your gouged out eye sockets > Vita

Good list user

But again, a powerful PC is useful for other things. Video games are really the least of what a good computer is capable of running.
If I wanted to play PS4 games, I'd play my PS4. What's your point?

thats actually a perfect one
shit series but do i like me some senjougahara

>vita
who, the rock?
also fuck off

>he still thinks IQ = actual intelligence
>he still doesnt know that IQ is a system applied only to academics and is a relative unit to measure how much "easier" it is to learn in an learning academic setting (college, schools, etc)
> he still uses the work "IQ" in order to appeal to the masses that only know IQ as the meme word that means smart

Holy shit, my sides. Honestly user, if you really were smart in terms if what you think "IQ" meant, you would know this. I sincerely hope you kys as soon as possible.

It's the truth, choclit ice cream is very underwhelming.

I desired to be whelmed.

These all look revolting

>Ice Cream sandwich
>Shit
McFucking kill yourself. I would murder your family for an ice cream sandwich right now.

>an learning
This is as bad a mistake as you thinking you actually learn anything in academia.

fucking perfect

I'm not poor and have all 3. I use my Xbox more cause of the connectivity and home entertainment thing. Plus I prefer the Os. But games are the same shit on both

>>>>>olives

>you spelled something wrong, therefore your argument is invalid

>things I didn't say