Touhou thread: Proper edition

4th one.
>inb4 thread turns into a Marisabomination thread

What do you mean?

My mind hardly even registers the LoLK abomination as being Marisa anymore

Cirno has a fun and unique ability for not only the series, but as a SHMUP character in general. Why isn't she featured more than 1 billion different Reimus?

Well, they say that the more you delve into magic, the closer you get to becoming a youkai...

Same reason nobody ever thought of doing what Cirno did until ZUN did it.

Lazyness, let's just do the same thing every time. CoD syndrome, basically.

I managed to 1cc EoSD some time ago and I've been trying to get through PCB doing the same.

Is it just me or is the difficulty spike a lot more apparent in this game? In 6 you could definitely feel things get tougher once you're in the mansion, but it's overall a pretty smooth progression. This game once I get to the musician bitches it's just nonstop rape when everything before that is pretty easy.

Don't worry, the final boss is a complete joke. Of course, you still have to actually get there, but don't lose hope!

I've gotten through the whole thing using continues, I just haven't 1cc'd it.

And yeah the tree is nothing. But everything between that and those fucking music cunts wrecks me.

>make shitposting thread
>500+ posts, archived

>make proper thread
>ded

you need to stir up shit in a way to start discussion, user, or else this place either will not talk or it will become a echo chamber

So it has always been.
So it shall always be.

Hecatia is shit dude

We need a secondary to shout a wildly inaccurate statement and bully them in order to draw blood and controversy.

hello marisa

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Fine, I'll do it.

I LIKE AYA BECAUSE SHE HAS WINGS

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Meira is the worst 2nd stage boss in the entire fucking series

Discuss

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There's zero context on her at all. Why the sword? Why is she a samurai and how did she hold onto that lineage when Gensokyo is happening in the 21st century? Why haven't the youkai eaten her yet for straying miles away from the Human Village to fight Reimu for no reason. Why is her hair purple? Where did she learn danmaku? Why does nothing about her make sense?

>I've never played IM or MoF

See, Patchouli has only lived a human lifetime (not that even, considering some people have hit 110+), so "until Marisa dies" is still a pretty long time from her POV.

>Why is her hair purple?
As if that was so special.

Indeed, I have never played IM.

>MoF
Bugs don't count, they're bugs.

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Don't die on me.

LoLK was

good

example

of bad design

>i love shitposting, holy shit

bunne

She's cute as fuck in all the official manga.

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Yeah, Reimu is pretty cute.

One of these days I'm gonna dedicate a week to 1ccing EOSD on lunatic
Until then I'll just keep shitposting

which manga is this?
its not wahh or fs, is it?

Get down with the Clown

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>Fanon portrays Marisa as the masculine one to Reimu's girlishness
>Reality is Marisa is the girly one and Reimu is the masculine no-nonsense Judge Dred one

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that a big fluffy volvo

>Fanon

Go here

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She looks like she's hiding a giant boner all the way to her chest

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>Clownpiecefags

literally the new cirnofags

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At least cirnofags remember that she has wings

>implying wings matter anymore
We have people seriously arguing Aya has them, the secondaries already won.

doesn't have*

Fuck off, shitposter.

Fuck off autists not even ZUN cares about this shit

Fuck off, shitposter

I want to fuck that clown

>tfw when I am the amanojaku poster

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You're okay, I don't mind having you around.

we just need new shit to talk about. that touhou thread a few days ago that had black heart dressed as Cirno was pretty decent since everyone was discussing the new WaHH chapter and Sakuya's powers.

>tfw when I am the Clownposter

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>actual clownposter showed himself less than 30 seconds after this post
Fuck off, shitposter.

>tfw retards don't know what a phone is

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>tfw retards just can't stop shitposting, not even in proper touhou threads
Thread IDs when, mods?

>Thread IDs
cuck

>Thread IDs
Reddit might be more up your alley buddy

Kys

Wow you are worse than the "shitposter" you complain about
literally kill yourself

>samefagging this hard
Thread IDs are going to solve everything.

At least here, it might wreck the rest of the board. Not my problem though.

How do i into touhou?

LOL

You make at least 15 identities for yourself and shitpost in these threads as hard as you can as all of them.

Here's an example:

>Thread IDs are going to solve everything.
>he seriously believes this
Cute

>get thread IDs
>instead of samefagging we get "LOL FIRST POST IN THREAD? OBVIOUS TROLL" and "LOL YOU POSTED LIKE 10 BILLION TIMES GET A LIFE"

The only solution is to open the portal.

>n-n-no i'll still b-be able to sh-sh-sh-shitpost
>p-please don't put th-thread ids, it won't s-solve anything i'm t-telling you!!!!

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>immediately falls on strawman

It is you his the poster of poo

clownpiece is the cutest touhou!!!!!!!

What would it solve? Samefagging? Don't make me laugh.

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I'm not mad. Seeing shitposters react so defensively when thread IDs enter the discussion gives me a fucking boner.

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Oh, so now it's shiposter(s)
What happened to your boogeyman?

Talking about shitposters in general, lovely. Believe it or not, the world doesn't revolve around you.

>What happened to your boogeyman?
You're right there, sweetie.

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>the world doesn't revolve around you

That's not what you spam on every single thread

It's a video game you dolt, play it.

>I'm not mad
Confirmed mad as fuck

Play 6 and then play the rest, avoid the pre pc-18 games

Step one: Download the video game

Step two: Play the video game

I recommend using your hands

>one thing having anything to do with the other
I see, we must have reached the point where you act like a fucking retard. Well, I don't really feel like dealing with a child right now, so I'll leave you to it.

>his samefags have lag

Yeah, I was actually just thinking about that today, funnily enough.

It really sucks, I really wish Flamethrower wasn't so shit. I swear your lasers do more damage from a distance.

And what really bothers me is this, Marisa A is awful as a shot (which makes the game far tougher than it should be) and has an awful ending, but Marisa B, while way more fun, makes the game too easy. It's a real conundrum for Marisafags such as myself.

>pc-18

The little known official 2hu eroge, ZUN did his best to hide them but it seems some people still remember

>I don't really feel like dealing with a child right now, so I'll leave you to it.
Just how BTFO are you?

Cirnofags have evolved.

>i-i t-totally don't feel like dealing with this whole situation, p-pls spare me
lol

There's like 3 people waiting for you to refute an actual argument, Mr. Totallynotashitposter

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What the fuck, I was trying to say PC 98.

PCB's Sakuya had a much better homing shot
SA's Homing Reimu sucked objectively
Homing Reimu in UFO fucks up sometimes and is overall less helpful than Needles
Homing Reimu is overshadowed by Sakuya A and Marisa B in DDC
Reimu is overshadowed by Sanae and Reisen in LoLK.

And I'm pretty sure Homing Reimu has never been the best scoring shot.

How good are the Cirno mods for 4? I've run dry on 5.

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I wish Marisa would cook for me.

>Cirno

Meant touhou in general

At first I thought that was a really silly design, but now I find it kinda hot.

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What the fuck is this meet up

I guess nobody wants to talk about Touhou tonight.

It's from WaHH chapter 34

youtu.be/Fxfh5jOHv8A

I could play PoFV with you if you want.

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When will Kasen stop skulking around like a little wimp and have a nice chat with Suika?

She borrowed Suika's infinite sake gourd to drink Mamizou under the table in one of the latest chapters.

i made it better

Witch pls

Well, I mean, if you don't mind a connection that might be ok, might be bad, then sure.
And if you can host, of course.

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Someone was working on porting the Touhou Epic factions to C2C starting with the baka; it's mostly just a texture/model replacement mod for what is otherwise a standard Euro-civ, though they went through the trouble of fleshing out Cirno's music selection as well as modified her to take full advantage of C2C's trait system.

I think I've got the file sitting somewhere I think...

50.172.43.11 : 10800 on adonise

I can only play a few games before having to go leave so I don't mind if the connection is bad, I've probably had worse

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>I guess nobody wants to talk about Touhou anymore.
FTFY

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thanks for reminding me i missed a couple

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SoEW Marisa is the cutest Marisa
UFO Marisa with her autism M is the best modern Marisa

Stop spamming you fucking cuck

Fairies are for _____

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But which games are good?, do i need to play all of them?m I need an answer

zun's art was at its best in ufo
what happened?

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Remember to report the spammer

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mediafire.com/download/yki4br22ribzrvb/C2C_Cirno_And_Friends_v.1.5.7z

And here we go. Not sure if this is the most up to date Caveman to Cosmos release, though - might be minor compatibility issues with whatever the latest stable release is.

Play Great Fairy Wars.

I recognize that name. It's been a while.
Sorry about the lag in that last match. I should be getting a have connection in the coming weeks.
gg

Looks like the connection cut? Good games either way, I've never seen somebody play Tewi that well.

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I think Tewi is underrated in PoFV. She's by no means fantastic, but she has some stuff going for her.

>Subterranean Animism
>Imperishable Night
>EoSD
>Perfect Cherry Blossom
Every touhou character outside of these four games look horrible deviantart tier garbage

>But which games are good?
All of them

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Start with Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil or Perfect Cherry Blossom. PCB is easier.
Alternatively if you have a favorite 2hu from fan art just play whatever has them in it.

SA homing Reimu sucked, but that dimension slip was the fucking best. It completed the newfag toolkit.

You're mixing up Reimu A and B.

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If I'm remembering right, Tewi's ability activates more than once if you have enough gauge, and her charge shot is good for killing bosses in close range, so she has that going for her.

Tewi seems like a fun character to play if you're more than good with dodging.

Why was UFO the most perfect for everyone?

How do I get into Touhou? Is the PS4 game a good starting point?

Rude

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Its not an official game and has nothing to do with the main games

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It's fanart of the game you absolute troglodyte

lurk moar

>Reporting a bunch of images of fanart
>BRAKING THE RULES
???

nobody likes a sperg

If you wanna dump images go to

Why couldn't you protect her smile?

>Browsing an image board
>Doesn't like it when people post images
Maybe reddit is more your speed.

We're running on a technicality being in Cred Forums as is. The Clownposter is if nothing else a source of buoyancy, and otherwise not being disruptive.

Says the spammer himself

One of these days you're gonna have to stop crying bro

That was literally my first post in this thread but whatever helps you sleep at night

There are Touhou mods for Don't Starve? Wat.

I guess this is it then
I won't make threads anymore if all you do is turn them into clown dumps

steamcommunity.com/id/Senshimi/myworkshopfiles/?appid=322330

k

Are you people seriously defending this kind of shit?
I always knew this place had terrible people in it, but this is beyond retarded.

>tfw you finally succeed after hours of failing

It shouldn't have given me as much trouble as it did but I'm glad it's over. Who am I kidding this is Stage 6 I haven't even begun to suffer most likely

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You could at the very least sage

Why does LoLK look so bad in comparison to the other games in fullscreen?
Something about it makes it very hard to see during spellcards and certain parts and shots blend into the fucking backround
Is there a patch for this? As much as I want to enjoy this game, it rapes my eyes, while the other games dont.

lurk moar

It's a fucking image dump dude, it's not hurting anyone.

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>Reaching image limit
>Bumping the thread forever
>Contributing nothing to actual discussion

>not being disruptive

Literally kill yourself

>it's not hurting anyone.

You're the one that's going to get us sent back to /jp/ shouting for the mods' attention. Chill.

You deserve it to be honest if you think this shit's okay

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You're the only person who cares, bud.
You should learn to take it easy.

youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM

If I had a clownpiece, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.

I'm gonna dump shit too, since it's apparently what we are supposed to do from now on

Enjoy your neo-2hu-threads

Imagedumping is /jp/ tier.

>neo 2hu threads
>literally the reason /jp/ was created in the first place

wew

Can't we just talk about games?

>Favorite Girl
>Favorite Official Game
>Favorite Fan Game
>Favorite Official Print Work
>Favorite Song

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Posting things like that is a sin and you're going to hell for it.

Today's Headline: What is the bigger threat to the continued presence of Touhou threads on Cred Forums: the ever-present Secondary, or the new yet persistent threat of the Clownposter? You decide, viewers!

Mods and everyone here told me it's okay and that if you complain you should go back to ledit

No, just dump marisa or some shit and shut up

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Not a single secondary has appeared in this thread and it's still terrible.

I like Clappy though. She's cute and she's going to make Gensokyo greater.

guess i cant get the limited edition anymore huh? damn i wanted that theme and character book

Please don't talk, we are supposed to just dump images

someone could explain again how something with no mass can even exist?

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I like all 2hus and can't pick a favorite.
My favorite game is definitely SA, though I haven't played all of them.

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Orin
SA
I haven't played any.
Or read any of this...
Corpse Voyage, or maybe Emotional Skyscraper.

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>photons

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That is one huge condom

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Hugs

4U

Why did you stop?
C'mon we gotta reach image limit

Doremy is the Happy Ending 2hu. She'll make you feel really good and eat up all your thick, bitter, sticky bad dreams. Every. Last. Drop.

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She sure looks smug about it too

Sakuya eats healthy and gets a good workout cleaning the mansion. She needs a good weight to serve her mistress, or she was just bullshitting so Reimu would go away and bother Byakuren instead of her

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Doremy is also a size queen and no matter what, no Gensokyan could ever satisfy her when compared to BTD.

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She shouldn't be bothering Byakuren, she should be sealing Byakuren.

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Where did everyone go?
I thought you wanted more dumping

Im not just going to post it
Im going to do it

>tfw you will never be an [X] poster

Cute, but useless.

Anyway I'm tired and sad that even the mods are actual shitposters.

Good night.

Today instead of playing hard on TD I did a normal run and choose Reimu instead of Sanae
So it was true what I have read here, this has to be the easiest game, I almost 1cc it.

I like how she is holding her dress in PCB
>the final boss is a complete joke
I'm tired of this meme and the "Youmu is hard" meme as well
>Favorite Girl
pic
>Favorite Official Game
SA
>Favorite Fan Game
-
>Favorite Official Print Work
I haven't read anything yet other than SSiB
>Favorite Song
I hate this question every time but let's say Septette for the Dead Princess

excuse, kind sir...

>American touhou threads
Whew, and you call our threads bad. I've never seen a group of more bitter and jaded elitists constantly at each other's throats like this. Oh well, good luck on that "proper" thread.

I still don't understand why Tewi has the lewdest bloomers.

>Mima
>SA
>the only fangame I played that isn't Touhoumon is CtC, anything newer from Danmakufu chugs on my toaster even though I can play every official game without lag
>never delved into them
>Complete Darkness

You literally can't lose with Marisa B

Every season is mating season

If I were a farmer, I'd totally facefuck Tewi and then cum in her rabbit ears if I caught her or her rabbits fucking around on my farm.

Would also shove a carrot up her butt too.

At least we can rest easy knowing that the real Cirnoposter is Atai.

We used to be better. We used to be SOKU.

If the mods are against you, it's because you have become a faggot.

>2hu thread
>it's filled with Cheese Pizza

>he doesn't fap to CP every night

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Perhaps as a rival to Reimu? Both were purple hair, one was a Saumurai and the other a Shrine Maiden. Also being the second game in the series, the Human Village and danmaku weren't even really a thing yet.

With all this clownposting, we should get to the skinny here and speculate on how our harlequin queen is going to play, since she IS going to be playable, having gotten a manga characterization when the rest of LoTK's cast is being given the C-list treatment.

Will she summon moons to block shots/whack girls for massive damage? Do circus-based gimmicks? Call down an A-C130 airstrike as her bomb?

>Call down an A-C130 airstrike as her bomb?
I like it

Gensokyo wasn't a thing in TH2. The Human Village didn't exist at the time either. Danmaku didn't exist as an actual concept before TH6, but it was a game mechanic in the PC-98 games (which is why Reimu fucking murdered Orange after beating her). So rather than playing the spellcard game with Reimu, the two were trying to kill each other.

Also, Gensokyo is behind on technology than the rest of the world, with some newer or even modern technologies slipping in via Kourindou and that field where lost shit winds up. Meira's an inferior Youmu prototype anyway.

>Murdered

It was self defense! You can't prove anything!

>Hey there!
You said you were guessing,
but what are you looking for?
>Ah, there you are, youkai.
>Who's a youkai? (angry)
>I'm looking for youkai right now.
>What for?
>Obliteration.
>Oh, I see. Well then, good luck! (sweat) If you'll just excuse me, I'll be on my way now. (sweat) (sweat)
>I meant you, of course!
>Wow, you're pretty sharp. I'm not human, of course. But...
>There isn't a single shrine maiden
that doesn't exterminate youkai! Prepare yourself!!
>Ahaha, you shouldn't underestimate me just because I'm the first stage boss! I'll bang, shoot, and pop your head off!
>All done. Now to seal her.
>I don't want to die yet! (sweat)
>You should just give up. This was your fate.
Reimu literally walked (flew) right up to her and murdered her for existing.

Can somebody photoshop this picture so that it has blood on her face?

I'd do it myself, but I'm to lazy to pick up my tablet

Suffer not the youkai to live. Start with the random rubbish, but don't forget to move on to the filthy fucking buddhist youkai apologist trying to taint human minds with her message of cooperation.

>It's only going to be just a little longer.
>I'm only going to borrow them until I die.

She was probably kidding, it was already established that Reimu can "exterminate" youkai without killing them (Marisa's LLS ending, SoEW endings), and there's no proof that Orange actually died (in fact, her being alive at the end of the point is kind of proof against her death).
You shitposter.

I'm in love with her.

Mima WILL return for Touhou 16!

youtube.com/watch?v=9klRYpB-yMw

I really like Murasa but her theme is not as good as the stage theme

>Murasa's ability is to sink all ships
>She's the only individual to own a ship
>Her ship isn't even that useful because it's confined to a glorified lake
>Oh and she's dead

Poor gal got a raw deal.

She could wreck Komachi's boat!

>Clownpiece
>"Wielding a lit Torch infuses you with the power of JUSTICE™."
>"Weaknesses: There are no cheeseburgers in the game, yet."

She can make people drown even if theres a little water

So Sakuya just lies so she won't have to put up with any bullshit?

youtube.com/watch?v=paFinG9PKp4

>Ciryes
The only good thing out of that stupid channel is "CP Liberats Gensokyo". Everything else is Tertiary memeposting

Ciryes should just fuck off already.