Name literally one good reason why you didn't get to put your peepee in her

Name literally one good reason why you didn't get to put your peepee in her.

She's your biological daughter you sick fuck

>biological
Did you even play the game?

she's the daughter geralt and jenefer always wanted.

its elaborated more in the books, they both spent a lot of time raising her, and geralt spent a lot of time looking for her or saving her ass

I spent a lot of time wanting to put my dick in the only attractive girl but THE GAME DIDN'T FUCKING LET ME.

...

Girls in TW3 are ugly anyway and muh sex scenes look clunky as fuck. It's literally fanservice for 12yos who don't know what porn is.

>Girls in TW3 are ugly

They're one of the very few attractive western vidya girls.

Ciri is pure you degenerate

>Triss
>Keira
>Ciri
>attractive

Maybe if compared to other WRPG girls, but they're uglier than fucking irl women.

It wasn't written by Yumi Unita.

Because I made mine gay

She's not real, putting my dick inside her would result in a papercut

>they're uglier than fucking irl women

All vidya girls are

I find her a little annoying desu

also her books are fucking terrrible

Kek, she was hot as hell.

Ciri was very annoying for 80% of the game. At the end, she became tolerable, didn't get to develop lust for her.

I fucked every other woman in Witcher 3, though: Keira (?), Yennefer, Triss, Sasha, prostitutes... someone I am forgetting.

Because normalfags would have been really disgusted at the prospects of it just as they would be if Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones was played by a more age accurate actress.

>jenefer
kys

What are you doing

sex scenes arent a focus for the game, thats not what makes it good. only 12yo's such as yourself will actually complain about it

Ciri is literally *teleports behind you* tier

She's saving herself for Geralt.

does she become a witcher? does she end up infertile and fuck guys left and right?

She got some of that big elf cock

>She's not real

Morpheus: Your mind makes it real

>Triss
>Ciri
>Ugly

Spotted the faggot. Irl women usually have a ton more flaws. They were designed after rl women's faces anyway.

Because she's not real, and if she were real she'd be out of my league

>big
>elf cock

choose one

Speaking of, why was Av'allach such a manlet compared to Ge'els, Eredin and the others?

why cant this slut fix her low hanging shirt.

what a teasing bitch.

Spent all his time studying like a fucking nerd instead of getting huge by genociding humans

He's literally a cuck. Worse, cucked by a human.

it's because i don't play shit games. i've been playing bloodborne and EDF (on PC) instead

Ciri turned out a shitty feminist Guurl Poweer character. Her design is top tier but everything else is bad.

Atleast the nude mods were good.

Not an explanation

Because both Triss and Yen are hotter.

I'm CD Projekt and it was because it would cause game journalists to start screeching cognitive dissonance because you play both Geralt and Ciri during the game, and Geralt making tender love to Ciri would be like the player was fucking itself and we didn't want the reviews dinged for those points when the western reviewers got their hands on it.

If you don't believe me, look at Fallout 4. That piece of shit was praised for supporting polygamy simply because they couldn't be bothered to add any additional checks or dialog.

>a beta manlet
>needing any reason to exist

>turned out
She's always been the bullshit overpowered mary sue protagonist. Geralt is just along for the ride.

>feminist
nigga what. This is a character who has wished she was a boy so she could be a real Witcher.

How can Triss even compete?

By not being a hunch-backed elitist bitch? She's the type of person that says 'Fuck you' and then follows it up with 'Just kidding xdd'.

I don't care if Triss is non-canon - Yen is fucking terrible.

Western journalists are fucking cancer. This is why so many western games turn out shit. They pander to western reviewers.

I want Ciri to sit on my face

because i love her as if she was my own

wow he looks hella awful without his beard

>You will never smell a woman's crotch after she's been running from elves from beyond the moon for hours and hours

Why even live?

She was designed to be Yennefer's competitor and to challenge Geralt's views of destiny. In the books Geralt does not believe in destiny and is out to prove he can make his own, going so far as to force a gennie to make someone fall in love with him. Ciri, the child of prophecy, coming into his life is a fuck you to all he believes, making them fall in love an even bigger challenge to his hubris. But then the author either pussied out or stopped giving a damn and wrote the clusterfuck we have in the books.

>not falling in love with Priscilla

Her accent sucks

>hella
sup reddit

She has the voice of an angel. You are just in denial

Because you can bang that one blonde elf whore. I loved her, she was my favorite.

Triss is a manipulative bitch, faggot.

>slut
Nope

>People still take bait like this.

not a whole lot, you?

>pure

She went full lesbo for some degenerate chick in a gang.

>witchers
>not sterile
>having any possibility to procreate in anyway
The first and only game I've played is wild hunt and I knew that you fuckhead.

proofs

>manipulative
yeah yen isnt manipulative at all, ever

>women
>not manipulative bitches
Pick one

why hasnt anyone made a video where bonhart rapes ciri with his big bounty hunter chode. it would basically be canon too

Now I really wanna read the books. Are they all translated? Sorry I'm not a slav.