5'7"

>5'7"
>"Little" Mac

He isn't little at all.

tfw 5'3

>5'7
>Not little
Manlet detected

>not little
for a manlet, I suppose

Imagine being on the development team and you're 5'7 or shorter and everyone's calling you Mac lmao

If it weren't for short people, tall people wouldn't be considered tall, they'd be considered average.

Tfw soda popinski was made for us amerifats because booze would be too taboo

6'2'' is the average. Anything below is small.

*6'4"

Don't try to lower it so you don't feel short.

I was actually trying to preserve the feelings of others. I'm 6'4'' myself.

t. manlet

5'7" isn't little at all.
You could go to any random Asian country and be the tallest guy there

Lol. 5'9" is the average height of american males while 5'4" is the average height of american females.

No wonder you tall freaks on Cred Forums are all virgins, can't even kiss a girl without looking like a goof.

>tfw 5'6"
>younger sister is taller than me

Kill me.

Yes he is, you manlet.

>lanklets are on Cred Forums too
jesus christ

Oh boy here we go

That's hot

how big the d tho

I dont understand why people under 6 ft tall don't just kill themselves. It's not like you will every get laid or be taken seriously in the business world.

I'm 5'4", have a 9 inch dick, and make over $450,000 a year.

Kill yourself.

Sure thing kiddo.

>5'7"
>not little
Nigger, please. That's a middle schooler

>5'7" isn't little at all.

Sorry about your complex

I'm 5'8" and I get pussy from my girlfriend everyday

It's fine.

I think the other guy is the one with the complex.

Do you have to use a step stool?

>tfw only a few girls will see your dick and think it's big but every single person who sees you every day on the street, at work, or anywhere else will see your height and feel sorry for you

legitimate sympathy from me user, not even trying to troll you

Nope :^)

>people feeling "bad" for a kind of short guy
Are you kidding me? No one except people with some kind of complex care.

Tfw 6'4 with a 6'1 wife. Feels goodman. Never have trouble finding each other in crowds. Never have to ask each other for help reaching a high shelf. Life is good.

I'm 5'8 and I've never had either of those problems.

I suppose you can use ladders and look between people's legs in crowded areas, but I doubt it's as easy.

same

5'4" is *very* short bro. I'm not going to look at some average 5'9" guy and bestow pity upon him like the rest of Cred Forums likes to pretend they do, but 5'4" is pushing the shorter side for a woman much less a man.

So yeah, I absolutely feel bad for someone that short. They can't help it or do anything about it and almost everyone will notice.

I'm 5'9" and I can easily kick all of your lanklet asses

>People actually believe this

I could fucking destroy you with one punch, white boy

Tfw 6'5 and dated a girl who was 4'10. Tfw felt like I was fucking a kid cause of the size difference.

manlets

I'm 5'11 and I rarely see people taller than me where I live, the only people who are usually taller are black guys

>Look between peoples legs in crowded areas

I want this.

5'11" ain't short. Despite the 6' manlet meme you're taller than the majority of men

>tfw completely average in everything except my shitposting ability
manlet masterrace reporting in
tall tards go kys

jesus fucking christ how did you even make that work? I'm 6'2 and my girl is 4'11 and we barely manage as is.

>5'4"
You're obviously just baiting for replies, make it more subtle

>He's not 8 foot tall master race

>he isn't at least 50'7"
lmao @ all these manlets

>Tfw little mac is taller than me by an inch

>Not 12 foot tall giant master race
Ooga booga humies

My boyfriend likes small women

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Tfw little Mac is taller than you

Anyone else 5'9" and under feel extremely violent all the time? Is it just part of being a manlet?

As tall as Napoleon

>
>I was actually trying to preserve the feelings of others. I'm 6'4'' myself.

I'm 7'4" and black dude, you wouldn't say that shit in real life.

No... NO

My time machine failed! I'm stuck in an infinite loop where all I ever see is the same thread over and over again!

All the responses, all the bait, IT'S ALL THE SAME

WHAT HAVE I DONE

IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

How bad is 5'11"?

>implying that's a turnoff