Big brother thread

Oldest child anons: did you ever not let your siblings play games, or were you a nice brother?

youngest child anons: how were you treated, always had to use the bad controller?

only child anons welcome too, ask questions you want answered

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Bahuhuh! Good gawd Dale!

Anytime my sister and I saw a coop N64 game up for rent we always begged our mom to rent it. Shit was fun. Best coop game we went through was Perfect Dark. She eventually stopped caring about coop games and I seriously miss those older times.

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I'd rather have a gamerpose thread

>Wearing shoes on the sofa
Stop making a mess on the sofa you fucking ape

I hate being naked.

Saitama's the older brother of Mandy?

No dogs on the couch, Marty.

Only child here. I never had the pleasure/displeasure of sharing my stuff with a sibling, but I did have the awkward privilege of watching my friends and their brothers get into fist fights every other time we sat down to play video games.

>youngest out of my siblings and cousins
>older brothers who were so nice to me ended up moving out early in my life due to age difference and they joined the military
>grow up being around my sisters and cousin
>two older sisters and cousin constantly beat the shit out of me daily
>bruised all over my arms and legs on a daily basis
>scared to go to school because i was the shy kid everyone fucked with, scared to come home from school because i was afraid my cousin might do something like throwing me down onto concrete so i can slam my head into it since things like that would happen
>only solace i find is in video games for escapism
>sisters take my games
>break them
>cousin beats the shit out of me for playing video games instead of playing sports
>grow up scared of people in general and relying on video games for any comfort
>sisters are now fucked up degens with kids who do drugs and drink alcohol
>cousin is a sports player, but he's apologized to me, said all the things he did was because he was fucked up in the head when he was younger and he's done a lot to help me now, with my job and my life, i learned to forgive him
>i'm still an shy shut-in social-retard because of it though

Honestly I was depressed all of my childhood because of those things, and I've been depressed all of my adulthood because of other things, but maybe things will turn up.
Look forward, towards a brighter future.

I see OP image and I immediately think about how I should draw porn of it.
How do you quite coming to this website? It's a bad influence.

I had an older sister, you have my condolences.

that trick worked on my bro and sis until they got five or something. afterwards they got mad if i tried it on them.

further i think i was a pretty decent bro. always let em play when I wasn't.

was dissapointed when my little bro got pulled in by minecraft, but to each his own. we're getting sun/moon on release to play together

My sister hogged the gameboy and when I finally got my mom to let me play she threw it at a wall and broke it

In my family we had a PS2 that was in the family room, so I shared that like the stand-up guy I am.
In my room I had just about everything else, and my siblings could fuck right off.

How many people here were the shitty, spazzy younger siblings?

Whats your biggest regret or cringe story?

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what's wrong with your leg?

i guess, just imagine hes a fuckboy to stay within the theme of the thread

sorry im not thicc

why are you sitting next to your mom's dildo

I had a fujoshi sister, growing up in an asian family we were all well behaved. My oldest brother however was a massive asshole. My sister and I both hated him and to this day he's unweclome among the family.

He's for the lack of a better term ( I'm not /R9k/ but) he's essentially the archetype chad but even worse. Not so much the black sheep as he's just a fucking idiot, loving parents, loving family, always good to him but despite that he snorts cocaine and acts like a tard.

Well, that's my blog.

What's wrong with cocaine?

As a young oniichan, I loved to play coop games with my imouto and otouto. We played the fuck outta battlefront 2, Batman rise of sin tzu, and a couple of fighters. As I got older, I disliked having my siblings watch me play since I couldn't make any snarky comments. I often blamed them for my fuck ups. Now we're a bit distant but still approachable.

Both are casual gamers as well, playing on easy difficulties and needing help on easy shit.

I wish I was that flexible

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this is now a cocaine thread

It feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

this, "trap" here so i know my shit pretty well

My little sis used to like Ratchet and Clank, she always used to ask to play "the rabbit and the robot game" when she saw I had the PS2 on; similarly she really liked Super Mario Sunshine, but I was a bit of a piece of shit and I got sick of her asking to play it, so I threw it out of the window

It's because he's dead inside and depressed as fuck and he has self-hate issues

You can quit coming to Cred Forums, but you can't quit Cred Forums coming to you
specially when you're alone at night

My little brother always wanted me to beat hard parts of games for him or he'd start crying then my parents would get pissed off at me for making him cry.

He grew up to be a degenerate drug addict.

I-I want Cred Forums to cum to me!!

Middle children ignored again, I see...

>tfw I let someone I met on Cred Forums cum inside me

it was ok.

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>It feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked
I fail to see how that is a bad thing, user.

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meant to reply to , sorry.

Older brother of 2 here.
I actually give them incentives to play with me and with each other, I really don't restrict any access to our collection of games since we got all of the previous gen consoles so they can get a good fell of what do they really like, example: youngest loves dark souls 1 Hitman and saints row 2 and up, middle really likes Smash bros and Castlevania,
But all 3 of us have a blast at fighting games n shit, virtually beating each other into the ground is tons of fun, especially when everyone is at a similar level, I regularly play with middle bro because he's getting better then me so I need to regulate that shit.

only to some guys. some arent so focused and uncomfortable that they dont get much pleasure out of it like you

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I want that too...

He isn't allowed to move it.

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Story?

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Is there a Callie version of this

Isn't much of a story i'm afraid. we added each other from a SFT, found out we lived close to each other and the rest is history

underrated post

I have an older sister and two younger brothers.
I remember playing a shitton of ps1 vidya with them,specially my second brother(the one that came after me), he even got me into megaman after he played megaman x4 on ps1.
We try and play some co-op games now and then and we like to watch eachother play.
Last thing i remember playing was Resident Evil 6 and we also played monster hunter 3rd on ppsspp for a while.
my older sister used to love playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and crash bandicoot, but now she only plays sims 3 every now and then.
My younger brother isn't that interested in vidya but i catch him playing biding of isaac,fable and things like that, surprised he didn't play undertale because it looks like its one of hose games he would enjoy.

Overall i have pretty cool brothers and i tried to be the best big bro i can.

The problem is it is too fuckin' expensive where I'm from.

youngest here, two older sisters. we used to play midnight club 3 a shitton. one time we bought a motorcycle and customized it to be completely green, with green neon and green rims, and named it "piccolo". then we came up with this meme/inside joke about that one dragonball z scene where everything was colorless besides piccolo because he was GREEEEEEEEEEEN, and we would shout green like retards.
I don't even

>no details

I'm a middle child.

>Oldest child anons: did you ever not let your siblings play games, or were you a nice brother?
They usually didn't enjoy the RPG genre as much as I did. Sure we played all other kind of shit together. And I often tried to share with them.

why is that image labeled timesplitters?

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I want to give you a hug

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used to play smash 64, I guess we had fun.

I played with them all the time, also my dad. They only really stood a chance in my mario kart/mario party days then it just became a curb stomp on everything else.

>be middle child
>older brother was big football playing chad who was only into sports games
>only non sport game was civ series but he wouldn't touch rts games
>he would get mad whenever I beat him at his own games
>years later he's still a bipolar dick

>younger brother would only touch game if guns were involved regardless of genre
> used to fucking hate him because he was an annoying little shit but after he could finally think for himself and actually know what he's saying I started respecting him
>he's borderline autistic when it comes to guns and gun accessories so I introduced him to /k/
>introduced him to metroid prime trilogy on wii and he fucking loved it

>mfw I am also a middle child

This is my fetish, but why worst girl?

Oh cool, another shitty blog thread.

You may find this cathartic:
>middle child
>cool younger bro
>asshole older brother was in charge, because parents were working
>daily beatings and psychological torture for years
>of course he was the only one able to play the Nintedo while parents worked
>I hit puberty early
>tables turned and now I got to beat the shit out of him whenever I want to
>only do it once and he leaves the house
>I can still beat the fuck out of him and he knows it

Do you want me to go beat up your sisters for you? It looks like they're doing a bang up job of fucking themselves up though. You can play all the games you want now. Fuck those pieces of shit.

Oldest child here. My family sucked at video games. Yes, they had to use the shit controller. My dad eventually 100%'d Metroid Prime and got all the way to the Emperor Ing in Prime 2 and Gorea in Hunters, but I don't recall him being able to beat either of them. My second-youngest brother is almost on par with me nowadays at video games. The bad part is that now we don't have near as much to play together.

>Sisters keep trying to get you in a dress and asks if they can put make-up on you

Why are girls so fucking weird, man? What the fuck?

She wants to do girly shit with you and bond.
The same way a little brother would want to playfight or poke shit with a stick.

how old are you?

>tfw single child
>tfw vidya dad

consider suicide

too expensive for what you get

Yeah, my older brother plays professional baseball and I always wanted him to give a shot about what I did so whenever he would come home I would show him a game I thought was cool and he never gave a shit. A couple of years later he played that years NCAA Football game with me (I thought I was very good at it) and he beat the shit out of me. I had finally gotten to play a game with him and he beat me and mocked me (playfully). I got so frustrated I ran out into the driveway and cried. Shits good now, he recently bought an NES and super techno bowl so we play that whenever he gets a chance.

Hey, "only child" here with a question
I actually have a long-lost half-brother (high school age) that I haven't seen in about 10-12 years (I'm 21). All I know about him is that he's strong, he does martial arts, and he hates my dad (he lives with our deadbeat dad and his mom, I live with my mom)

I'm meeting up with him soon and I was wondering if anyone has any non-meme non-gay advice for someone in this situation.

Sorry for the blog

tl;dr sometimes I play tecmo bowl with my brother

I have a large gap in age with my half brother and it's always awkward when we are around each other. Just try to ask him questions and find out what he likes to do. Honestly, if he likes some vidya then play it with him. Easy icebreaker

Shoot the shit. Ask him how he's doing, what he's up, and just try to bond. If it goes well you'll have a family member you can hang with. If it doesn't, well, you thought you were an only child once...

My sister (18 month younger) and I used to play a lot of videogames together. I never had much problem letting her play as I had handhelds around.
We had quite a lot of multiplayer games and she didn't mind "just watching me play".
She doesn't really play videogames nowadays but for the few games I recommend her. She enjoys shitposting on the ZTD thread tho.

My 5 yrs older sister watches me play games all the time and has for a very long time. She watched me play through KH1/2, The Simpsons Hit n Run, and TLOU off the top of my head. We also play survival on MW3 every once in a while. Pretty fun.

Don't do it. He will look down on you and hate you.

It's too late user, I can't stop it

Don't listen to this dumbshit, it's gonna be fine

I let my little brother play no man's sky on my PC. His isn't good enough for anything much more than minecraft.

He unironically buys minecraft books and magazines. Not sure if I should hate him or not cause he's just a kid, but I can damn sure make him behave with the threat of cutting off his no man's supply.

He a cool guy and you are a loser. Nothing good will come out of meeting. Just text him that you can't go then block his number.

Me and my older bro used to play games together when I was a kid, but he never was too much into them. Actually I had to beg him to play with me because for some fucking reason the first year when I got my PSX I was scared of playing alone, even the non-horror games.
I didn't even want to be in the same room as the resident evil 2 disk he borrowed from a friend.

That way we played many games together though, even single player games, we used to play one level each and finish them.

Are you fucking retarded? Its better to try and be friends with him then to go all spastic like that. Just look for subtle hints in what he likes and do that activity with him. Helps break the ice as he assumes that you guys have something in common.

what kind of moron would torch a sleeping persons face

I'm way less of a loser than any of my older cousins
I've recently learned that my one cousin who i used to look up to is doing heroin after dropping out of college and becoming a NEET 4 years ago
And that's just on my mom's side, my dad's side is a fucking trainwreck and a half

I feel confident that at the very least he's going to respect the fact that i'm not an alcoholic drop-out
What I am worried about is any underlying resentment because my dad treats him like shit because i'm the first son and he's the second son, even though I told my dad to fuck off a decade ago after he showed me that he's fucking incapable of not being a deadbeat fuckup

>Hey user want to go Ice skating with me ?
>We could go for a movie afterwards
>I thought about going shopping
And thus user was buttfucked by his 6'2 230lbs martial art half brother (but full homo)

He will hate you so much that he will martial art kick your head off your neck after he beat you into the ground with his huge fists.

Hey at least they both probably enjoyed it.

>twin brother
>I was born a few minutes before him
>older brother so automatically better at videogames by a mile

>Hey user want to go Ice skating with me ?
>getting nailed in the boy's bathroom stall

>We could go for a movie afterwards
>sucking his dick during the movie

>I thought about going shopping
>buying cute clothes and then crossdressing sex in the dressing room

>used to spend a bunch of time with my cousins playing Morrowing and M&B
>end of highschool, start going to uni, couldn't afford spending much time with them
>they're now asscreed codbabs

Trap it up and suck his dick. You know you want to feel his young, erect dick deep inside you. Imagine thick, sticky strands of his hot jizz being pumped in your ass as you coax every last bit out of his cock.

>sister wanted to play barbies with me
>bring my wrestling toys
>she would try to make a cutesy story
>i would always ruin it by having kent get in a fight with undertaker
>constantly bodyslamming kent by hopping off the barbie mansion
>she gets upset and stops playing

that shit was so cash

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

>disappointed by minecraft
>preorders sun/moon

I know the pain, anons

We didn't really play games together. Took turns. Turns hogging the console, anyway. Didn't want anything to do with each other.

Which, at the time, I don't think had any chance of turning out differently. He was an emotional aspergers nutcase and I was already an emotionally withdrawn loser.

Still, we're on good terms these days. Youngest two siblings I regularly play fighting games with. Though I did call one of them a faggot recently for kicking my ass in Smash.

Anons, please stop. I can't jerk it now, I'm at uni

La cocaina no es buena para su salud, la cocaina is not good for you

post the eggman one.

but you fucked your sisters right?
they are your children right
tell me this has an happy-end

>Have one computer
>playing maplestory
>older sister watching
>wants to play
>be like sure for an hour but after that I want to play again
>ok
>hour passes
>ask if I can play again
>"no"
>wtf I let you play
>>that's your choice
FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

Parents didn't even back me up on this. And she wonders why people don't like her. Krijg kanker.

>smash
>fighting games
Pick one

I had two older sisters. I was the youngest and the only boy. They didn't play vidya much. Shit sucked. At least I can play pokemon with my nephew or my niece/nephew/cucumber occasionally.

>She enjoys shitposting on the ZTD thread tho.
I knew all those Carlosposters couldn't all be homos.

you two queers ever make out?

sounds legit
do it

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It's not, I just wanted to mention that I called my 12 year old lil bro a faggot for beating me at fucking Smash.

is he one?

Nah I was just salty at getting curbstomped by a 12 year old.

Nah, that's hella gay
shit like that's only hot in doujins and fantasy, there's a switch in your brain that just makes it impossible for you to feel like that in real life
unless you're a freak

tfw middle child

Where do you think you are?

I feel ya bro.
Older brother preferred pot and slav lifestyle over vidya, younger sister preferred booze and slut lifestyle.
Console was always free, but co-op was never an option.

>tfw only child hearing middle child complain

oh yeah shit

We big brothers always have the most responsibility and anything bad that happens is our fault. It's a lot of pressure.
Shut up middle and younger brothers, you have it easy.

I'm the big brother but my little bro was the asshole one. If either of us ever got a game as a gift, they owned that game and had control over its usage. My brother knew I wanted to play the games he got and so would use that to try and exert power over me. Shit like "banning" me from his games if I annoyed him, or not letting me progress further than him. I never did that shit to him but it didn't matter because he didn't care about games as much as I did.

fffuck off cunt

you have absolutely NO CLUE

>mfw the youngest of 12 brothers

What if I'm the middle sister though?

I'm the youngest of three, but I grew up with computers mainly so there wasn't much sharing of that type going on, and for most of my life I've had my own computer.

Granted I did and still do LAN with one of my brothers fairly often. The other grew up to become a bit of a casual. Even though I owe him a lot for making me interested in games in the first place. He had some pretty good tastes when he was younger.

>middle child
>bad

Literally why?

You're the tranny who started being a faggot to stop being ignored and get the attention your older and younger brother (s) had.
If we're talking about actual vagina then i advise you to share it with me.

I used to play really often at pretty much anything with my younger brother. Then one day he entered puberty and Komm Susser Tod started playing.

>In the Loud House

In the case of my older brother it really was his fault though (he was diagnosed ADHD). At least until we reaches our teens and then my younger brother was the trouble maker and still is to this day.

>mfw my undiagnosed ADHD turned the infancy of both my younger siblings into a living hell made of bruises and blood
I'm so very sorry

fuck you
always whining how shitty you have it
as a only child no one is there for you
noone you can relate to
fuck you fuck you

uuh..

Actual vagina, and nah. Dick first.

So he was basically on the money is what you are saying?

>me and my little sister get out our old games for a nostalgia trip
>playing split screen on all the FPS I used to stomp her in
>she's now better than me

fuck you
Try having two siblings and STILL having no one there for you or you can relate to and then having to hear how hard the special little snowflake only children have it because they're "alone"
fuck you fuck you

I told you, all the pressure comes on our shoulders. It's normal that we develop mental illnesses, i used to have OCD.
The youngest is usually the black sheep.
I was a bully too but i tried to keep it under control and i never really did anything too horrible to my younger brother.
Burden of boobs is on you, no girls on the internet until proved by tits. You know the rules.

But her husbando is Sigma tho.
>mfw mine s is better at mario kart than I am
It hurts, but I swallow my pride and congratulate her. That's our role as an older brother

>Youngest Child
>Only Boy
>Only family I had to play games with were cousins
>1 grew up to be a junkie
>The other is in college
>No one to play Vidya with
>Spend most of my days locked in my apartment playing vidya alone

I still have my nephews to play vidya with

One day I released an enraged bee I caught in a bottle right on my little sister's back.

My brother would beat me if I looked at the screen while he played sports games on his PS2 and would break my PC games and replace my characters in The Sims 2 with ugly prostitutes all named things like "Sexy Bitch" and "Stupid Hoe". Mother had coerced me into trading in my GBA and my Gamecube plus over a dozen games to help him get that PS2 and two sports games because she thought I was a "devil child" who "needed Jesus more than happiness" because I have Autism and some mental health problems. Brother would also beat me for any instance of me playing with the Sega Genesis because it prevented him from playing sports games on the PS2. That and other beatings and my mother raping me and I now have PTSD. So I spend all day playing video games at my own apartment because I got kicked out for not being a Christian or a feminist.

Now titty I can do.
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>Played Ratchet and Clank 3 multiplayer with my sister when I was younger
>Almost every time, she would camp her base and spam mines on the teleporter so that I couldn't get to her or the final computer you have to destroy to win the game

i want to play halo with him but he's too much of a little bitch and reminds me of it every time i almost break down and let him

I wasint a nice big brother when I started out but eventually I chilled out and started to get along with my younger siblings a brother and sister.

My best memories of gaming are with them and how much fun we had but the TOP TIER memory is pic related when I wa splaying a co-op game with my younger bro.

>MFW I havent seen my younger brother since I moved out but we still keep and touch and play PC games online.

our brotherhood is Iron.

>no Diablo 2 playthroughs with your brother
>no conquering the world in grand strategy games
>no teaming up in TF2 and decimating the other team
>no making shitty Half-Life 1 mods together that never goes anywhere because you barely know the first thing about modding
>no 2 hour long Age of Empires 2 matches
>no helping each other build and plan missions in Kerbal Space program
>no building a massive massive Minecraft base for the better part of a month

Not gonna lie. I feel a bit bad for you.

niiice

>Older is literally autistic
>Have to do everything myself
I just want a normal family. Fuck

I'm the middle child but I'm the oldest son and my older sister is a NEET and my younger brother is a highschool drop out so my parents treat me like I'm the one who absolutely has to succeed
Even though I'm not the oldest, it always feels like I am. Doesn't help that I'm the tallest too

>middle brother
suffering

>older brother
>have young sister
>initially only have a NES bootleg clone, mostly play bomberman together
>finally get a PS2
>Metal Slug anthology
>playing 2,X,3,4 co-op
>blasting through the stages killing green fags
>blowing up weird bosses
>racing to see who gets the SVF-07V Slug Flyer
>her face when she manages to win
>also 2-p versus on the shitty videogame based on SW epIII
>always destroy me with the dual wielding cunt
>always that smug expression of hers

wtf i hate only childs now

Indeed. Now how do I get my siblings to stop blowing money on pot and booze and get addicted to vidya instead?

>video games with older brother who's living on his own now
>exactly as you describe

>minecraft with younger brother
>he's a stupid faggot who only wants to cheat
>walks around breaking things, stealing things and whining
>the only other thing he wants to do is watch minecraft videos

i used to let him play wii/gamecube games when he was 2-5 but he just turned in to such a faggot

Kill them and go buy new ones.

>tfw adopted so I've only been big brother for a year now

Doesn't help that my biological mother doesn't want to talk to me now. My little sister is great, though she refuses to touch video games despite me offering her a try at a few.

My mom refuses to let me meet my little brother, but I think he likes pokemon. Dunno. He seems nothing like anyone in our family. Got his dad's genes, where as my sister and I got our mother's.

Not that user but
Get them to play while on pot, then slowly make the shift. That's what I did at least

smart stirnerposter

>parents didn't even back me up

Nigga you got fuckin played by your sister. Absolutely destroyed.

Can't, I blew all my money on vidya.

I don't want my apartment to smell like pot though, shit gives me a headache.

Touch her instead (;

>ever trusting your older sister
You fucked up big time. Ask her if you can touch her tits later.

My younger brother was only 2 years younger than me so we got along pretty well. We played xbox and gamecube together. We especially loved halo 2 and MK Double Dash (I drove, he threw items). We also played a ton of splinter cell coop but i swear to god we never finished a level because we sucked at stealth or ended up killing each other. But damn if we didn't have fun. We eventually made the transition to PC and still play from time to time.

I'm lucky that me and my brother grew up to have mostly the same tastes in games.

We spent 7 hours yesterday playing Titan Quest. And like 4 hours two days before that playing Stellaris.

Lure them with edibles, if that doesn't work buy a fuckton of air freshener
I feel you though that smell is disgusting

No.

U know u want to user, it's just like in your Japanese animes (;

She's 15 and it's not just like in my Japanese animes.

I once beat up my brother for not obeying the rules of a game we were playing. Not to a pulp but i did almost broke his arms.
This image was uploaded two months ago.

My older brother and i used to put the end of the cable in the back of the console and told our youngest brother that he had the secret port which helps him play the game. Good times

Just in time too see her grown into a massive slut and make you lose all respect for her. It's a magical time.

Yes it is

Yes, and? It's still my titty.
Do you need a fresh tit for your morning wank?

Yes.

Nah, she keeps to herself. It's really odd, we've only recently met but it's rather amazing how similar I was to her when I was younger.

God fucking dammit I'm not diving in.

Middle Child reporting

I don't have a daughter or never had a little sister, but I do have a Niece I babysit nearly every day. She is interested in my videogames that I play but I have a confession, it's hard man.

I love seeing people play with little kids, it's like a charity, especially if they're into it, but I cannot tolerate it that often. Sometimes I just want to play my own games and not suddenly stop all my online shenanigans just to play with her. I play with her all the time when I'm not playing games, and I sometimes set her up on some games solo (She likes Castle Crashers) but I cannot tolerate actually PLAYING with her that often, and it's not for lack of trying. As I said, it's intoxicating to see it happen from afar, to see a grown man teaching a little girl how to play, especially if they are enjoying it, like some sort of tutorship or guruship, but I just don't fucking have it in me. When I play videogames I just melt away from my current state of mind, and whenever someone bugs me while I'm playing it's like nails on a chalkboard. Even- and ESPECIALLY with her, and it's not because she's annoying or anything, she's actually a very smart and sociable, sensitive girl who just wants to hang out with me as much as possible, but my fuel for sharing games burns incredibly fast, and I wish I had a higher tolerance for it, but I don't.

The stark reality is that while I like watching her playing games, and learning how to master movement, combat, and controller functions, it brings a smile to my face, but I cannot bring myself to play with her that much because it causes me very real mental anguish. It's sort of a catch 22. If I didn't take games as seriously, then it wouldn't be a problem, but if I didn't take games as serious as I already do, she probably wouldn't have taken a vicarious interest in them through me.

Help.

Fine.
i.imgur.com/Xy3v4df.jpg
No more bitching.

>MFW this didnt happen with my sister.

Poor sods dont know the feeling of a Tomboyish sister to loves vidya and has a level head.

shes the only one in collage.

Chads don't use cocaine. The word you're looking for is "burnout"

give her a good singleplayer game ya dingus

Stop being a faggot.

Stop being an attention whore.

Fuck off Cred Forums, both of you.

>1 minute
This is more legit but still no timestamp, it's not hard to write a few numbers on a piece of paper you know.

Nah. You're free to leave anytime though.

I did. As I said, I gave her Castle Crashers, and she likes it, but she only wants to play it recreationally if I'm ALREADY Playing something. Like her seeing me playing a game suddenly reminds her that videogames exist.

Also since she's only my Niece, most of her actions are limited to what her Parents give her. She had a tablet, once, but it broke a while ago.

That nipple looks very different from the last one hmmmmmmmm

Have you considered fucking her?

>i.imgur.com/Io1lIcG.jpg
LONDON!
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you are autistic, but how about giving her a SP game and sit along with her and explain parts she doesn't get/give her suggestions or this sort of things?

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Yes. It's hard to pull it off with her parents all over the place. It's a real perk of babysitting however.

I wonder if it's possible for mods to detect sarcasm?

Oldest. My brother liked his Xbox. I had PC and n64

It's his third leg

>skinny
>and plays vidya
I'll take bullshit for 50 ,tim.

Because she otherwise doesn't give a shit about videogames unless she sees me already playing games. She has a few games she can play, but when she's left to her own devices, she's usually on Netflix or playing with toys or me outside of other videogames. She only gets in the mood for single player games if she already sees me playing, and that naturally involves taking me out of my current state of "Playing games."

Just ask her parents permission then, it's not hard.

Too much effort. Timestamp dick and I'll do it.

Left tiddy and right tiddy do what they want.

Close, but nah.

Gimme that 50, Bob.

I could have sworn it would have been different for my sister, but it turns out the memes were true all along.

I have two older siblings and two younger ones.
I know the feeling of both situations since of the five of us I'm the only one with any level of sense.

Also my olderbrother would let me play games like the Warriors co-op with him, but hated guns with a passion and basically banned every first person shooter ever. Horror games were ok through.

just start up the game, don't play it seriously, wait for her to get interested, profit.
If you can't because you get immediatly into immersed mode, you are so autistic that I suggest to just remove yourself from babysitting

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But seriously though, stop shitting up Cred Forums.

Oh yeah trumpposting is sooo much better.

it sounds like she just wants you since she knows she can interact with you through video game

try watching leon the professional with her

Hey now, you're allowed to sexually harass girls on here but once u start doing it to a MAN is where I draw the line

Whose Trump posting? This is a family friendly Cred Forums related videogame sharing thread with no shitposting or off topic shenanigans except you being a faggot. Fuck off.

Everyone loves tits.

I can't take a picture of my dick right now because reasons. I'll leave that for another user. If this really is you i like what i'm seeing you're cute.

I forgot what the topic was, I was too busy trying to solicit more tiddy

Go enjoy one of the other 149 Quality Cred Forums Threads™ if you don't like my tits.

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I'm all for sexually harassing women on this site, but once you start flirting that's where it needs to stop

To all of anons who got along with their siblings in childhood : How the fuck did you do that? What kind of parents do you have? Where do you live?

I know how you feel about this scenario.
I've got a nephew and a niece who on separate occasions I introduced video games to.

The nephew already liked the wii and minecraft so it wasn't too tough to get him to like playing a little
Mario 64. He eventually was like "nah, you play". I felt bad, but he liked watching me play for a bit
as well. He'll probably have a good healthy experience with it I'd say.
My niece though....hoo boy. What video games mean to her is mindlessly tapping buttons on her mom's ipad that she's put all sorts of dress up games and "free" games that she plays for a bit and then plays to the point where you need to pay to proceed, then start over.

It is incredibly frustrating to watch her play ANYTHING that's not that. Like, she's a bright kid, but
I was telling her when playing animal crossing, "no, hold up to go up" and she was just going left and right and diagonal. Playing Kirby was a chore. I don't know how to really take this.

Were some kids just mechanically inept at first before tablets took over video games?

She was once into those creepy Elsa surgery games. It really fucked me up to see that on the tablet. I told my cousin, about them and she took down the bad ones. There's still shit where you're using zit cream on a fucking imaginary character. It never doesn't weird me out. She's also into some fucked up Bratz on steroids tv show called Monster High. I'm kind of worried about her to be honest.

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I'm not flirting it's just a little compliment. Amd i'm not harrassing anyone this is an annonymous image board on the fucking internet.

Well,maybe skinny girl vidya players are possible. But they allways end up looking like total aspies from the rare momments you see them

>the majority of men's brains turn to mush once they see boobs

is this what causes all of the problems in the world

only child is not bad or good, you can have a great sibling who makes you life better or a horrible asshole like

My job of Babysitting fell into my lap about a hard year and a half ago. Long story short is that my family used to be very communal, us all living in medium sized dwellings with about 10 people under the roof at once. We ran into serious economic problems once the only sources of income in the house were all simultaniously lost (Jobs lost) for over a month, and we lost the ability to regain momentum and we constantly tried to salvage what we could, but it was impossible to fully repair, now we're separated into 3 different sections of 4/4/1 with me being the only odd man out. Choosing between living with my younger brother and the parents or my older brother and his wife and two kids. I didn't have much of a reason to live with the parents, and the Older Brother insisted I come with him, not only for quality "No rules bro time" but also because since his daughter likes me, that I live in his house and play Babysitter while he, his girl, are both, are both out of the house at the same time either working or transporting shit. So now I live with my older brother and his children, and my situation is sort of as a drifter. I don't have, and am discouraged from getting, a job, because it would step on the feet of being a full time babysitter.

Because of this situation I try to get as personally invested into the kids as possible, and I found this thread to be somewhat relevant to this little pet problem I've been having, the core of which being that the Girl likes playing games with me, but try as I might, I cannot reciprocate very often without getting mentally taxed.

>complimenting girls on an anonymous image board
You're more desperate than I thought

Ya got me there, I won't lie.

Mobile games teach children nothing, have no challenge and easily give out rewards which makes games that don't frustrate them immediately.

You have no idea.

Oy don't blame me, blame boobies. If only boobies weren't so great... god damn I love boobies.

Those fucking kid-friendly girl-centric surgery games and videos are fucking disturbing. I don't know why they exist.

But thank you for your insight. Maybe once my Bro's son grows up he'll be better to teach vidya, right now I'm left with a hyperactive girl who I'm aware only wants to hang out with me, but I try to get her onto as many games as I can, to questionable results.

Only downside to this option is that at 2 years old, the son is already showing developmental problems, mostly with speech and speech recognition. At first it just appear like he was always ignoring us, but now I'm starting to think the concept of language isn't sticking to him. We're currently seeking help to discern exactly what the problem is. If this will make teaching games suck, then this too, will suck.

>on Cred Forums
>not desperate for female company

Where do you think you are?

You're better off molesting some 5 year olds on omegle

>tfw my younger sister went off to uni last year, got a tumblr and is now trying to get a sex change

I failed as the older brother massively.

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was CHAD CENTRAL, where we do nothing but SLAY EPIC POONTANG all day. My bad, I'll take my leave then

This place isn't just a place where people accidentally meet up because of lack of female companionship, it's an intentional haven.

Why do you think traps are so prevalent here?

It's not too late user.
Run to her Uni and destroy whatever morons she hangs around with.

You can still show her reason goddamnit!

Is she gonna glue a dildo to her snatch or what?

Way to go faggot. You had ONE job. Fuck her in the ass. You blew it. Get ready for a sister who has a bigger penis than you do.

*remove beaners

Go teach her why she should stay female.
with your dick

>older sister became a lesbian, shaved half her head and got a girlfriend
I actually like her girlfriend but the college meme is real.

I still play with my 15 year old little brother. We played deaths on BF4 just yesterday.

Atleast you're honest about it . unlike the trapfags who are convinced they're goddesses with dicks

My sister ended up like this too, my gf is being influenced by tumblr shit as well but not the tranny part, just the annoying meme shit part
>she thinks frogposting is funny
>she thinks dabbing is funny
>she won't spouting memes
God help me

middle child here. my brother is 5 years older, my sister is 7 years younger

my brother was great with sharing with me, hes a top bloke. i was always better than him at games. i used to beat his ass at super mario kart, street fighter, killer instinct, etc. i did have to use the shitty see through pad tho. unless he wanted to use the rapid fire function.

i was never friendly with my younger sister. even to this day we dont talk. my brother is on the outs with her currently too, neither of our wives like her

WHO OLDEST CHILD HERE?
>11 years older then then youngest so they automatically have to look up to me
>190cm
>went to both college and Uni as the first one in the family so now if they don't do it mom will get dissapointed
>better at videogames then them
>better looking then them

Nani

I've seen some cute traps on Cred Forums, but they're a vast minority.

>be the youngest of two brothers
>watching animu makes me want a qt imouto to care for
>realize I really dodged a bullet by not having a sister and instead had two bros

Granted if I had a hot slut sister I don't connect with I could sniff her panties.

>190cm
whats your secret I'm barely 182

She probably adopted it from you but wasn't dank enough to make a cool meme filter like you.

She probably doesn't understand that only 10% of memes that you like you can visibly show you like, but the other 90% you need at least 3 layers of irony to enjoy.

>used to play vidya with my little sister all the time
>depression started fucking me up and causing me to isolate
>she got into her teenage years around the time, started getting moody
>hasn't talked to me in several years, doesn't want anything to do with me anymore

Did you see the color of his skin?

My sister has already forced the family to drop any and all female pronouns and will tell us to fuck off if we even mention anything related to her actually being fucking female

I'm the middle child but both my siblings are highschool drop-outs but I'm basically the same on every other point

are you the first born?

puberty is one hell of a drug

left 4 dead
>constantly brags about killing specials he didn't kill even though it tells you who killed them
>always tells everybody every time he kills a zombie that is attacking someone
>always charges forward and dies
>can't beat easy with him and my dad on the team (dad is terrible but great to play with though)

titan quest and diablo 2
>steals everything
>reads nothing
>charges forward and dies
>brags about being useful and tells everybody how helpful he's being while never using the skills that he doesn't even know what they do anyway because he doesn't fucking read them

mario party
>won't read
>broke one of my controllers
>loses every time and is a bitch about it while everyone else just laughs because it's goddamn mario party

so i just gave up and installed minecraft on his computer

Yes. My sister is pretty much a dwarf and my little brother is as tall as me.

>chads dont do blow

lmao

You don't understand, she was like this when I met her
Whole reason I'm dating her though is occasionally she drops the irony and she's actually a wonderful person when she does, just cancer 80% of the time

I'm a lower middle of 4 kids (3) and I'm the shortest.

Even the youngest, 16 to my 23, has a good 6 inches on me, and I'm 5'9.

Help.

I was 13 and my brother was 11 we werent poor, but my mom didnt like us playing video games, so she refused buying anything, so we spent a ton of time at garage sales and throft shops looking for cheap deals. Finding it with my bro was almost as fun as actually playing it, as one time we hit the jackpot for a barely opened ps2 with dragon quest and both battlefronts for 20$. Shit was so cash playing until 3 a.m

Cross your fingers and hope to god it's a phase user. It usually is so just give her time and prevent her from mutilating her genitals

Sometimes I wonder if I would've ended up way different if I had a sibling.
Although having one now would probably drive me insane. I'd only do it if it was a cute little sister who I could help with growing up and becoming a good person (unlike myself).

I thought we were talking about your little sister.

I think I read your shit wrong, I thought you said you SISTER was turning into the mad memer, not your Girlfriend.

My older brother and I are about the same height, but my hips are a good 4 inches higher up than his.
I've got long legs, but a tiny fucking torso.

I've heard the best solution is becoming a girl.

Go down to the farm and stand in shit. It works for plants so why not people?

Gf is, sister is the tranny fag one

>minecraft
You fucking monster
You've doomed him.

Shit, or rather, mud, will definitely give you a silky smooth skin, but won't do much to your height.

more boobies please

You should impale one of them on a pike to influence the other.

My older sister was always nice to me and played ps1 with me, but years of shitty incest doujins have ruined the way I remember her and think about her.

Oh.
I was wondering why my feet are so silky smoothe.

The gayest site on the internet?

If by that you mean my penis then I'm working on it

well it was that or murder

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Your borother stole all your tall genes at birth
You must kill him to recliam what is rightfully yours

How do your younger siblings feel about "girls"?

I've considered many times to kill him but I think it's illegal in my country.

>tfw no meme gf

>tfw my oldest brother is tiny

Genetically the middle brother turned out best. He's the only one who doesn't need glasses and has the least receding hairline, and he has that insane metabolism where he barely gets fat.

I'm tall but in all other areas I got shafted pretty much.

holy shit, that's awesome. you made it?

also, template please.

WEW HERE WE GO

>been playing games since I was about 6, starting with a Dreamcast
>parents get a chipped Wii when I'm about 12, my sister is around 6
>I play shit like CoD3 and Excite Truck and Rampage
>sister just wants to play Wii Sport, sometimes with me
>unfortunately she's the kind of sister who bitches when I beat her
>beat her in a game of bowling
>she throws a strop because I didn't let her win
>beat her in a game of tennis
>she gets pissed off and tells my dad and he tells me to let her win
>ok this is fucking lame, I'll put a CPU on my team so it's not just me being overly aggressive
>CPU beats her
>she gets mad and tells my dad
>he bans me from playing on the Wii for the rest of the week
I would occasionally bring my 360 downstairs so people could play on it, but she has no idea how to handle discs and a couple of them are cracked from her being an idiot, so I moved it to my room.
I got a PS4 and she threw a tantrum that I have 3 consoles and she has none, so I just left the Xbox down there for her to play. Since then she posts shit on instagram about her "huge" game collection (that she's since moved to her room, despite the console being downstairs) and how good she is at games (despite using my old profile).
It pisses me off to see all my discs scattered around the place downstairs, so I started putting them in my room (they were all 16/18 rated anyway so she shouldn't really play them), and when she told my dad, he supported me.
Like, it would be cool to play games with her, but she's a sore loser, likes shit games, watches loud let's plays in her room every night, has no respect for hardware, and most of all, she's just not very good.
I watched her play AC2 once and was giving her advice on where to go and she got pissed off at me, telling me she knew what to do (as she ran in the opposite direction) and when I disagreed she literally paused the game, switched off the console, threw the controller at me and stormed to her room.

2 minutes in MS Paint

Many "family activities" are illegal.
Didn't stop my uncle

Nothing wrong with a bit of grooming.

Unless he went full blown butt stuff.

Where's your boner?

Mh I honestly haven't thought of that...

there has to be a reason she is so terrible

>he bans me from playing on the Wii for the rest of the week
he probably did this just to make her shut up

At least it's not your youngest sister that has been corrupted by Youtube lets plays
I swear to god it was like one day to another that she just became a memelord watching sperg.

feelt like even if i had seen it coming i wouldn't be able to stop it.
She doesn't even play or have any videogames

On the other hand, my big sister is cool. She's 7 years older than me.
She would have the Dreamcast in her room and I would sit and watch her play Shenmue, occasionally she'd put on shit like Evil Dead and Resident Evil and I'd shit myself, I can't recall playing with her but we enjoyed just watching each other play.
When we moved to our new house, I had the Dreamcast and an old PC full of Genesis emulators, and she had a PC that she would play games on (weird shit like Of Light and Darkness, Jerusalem, all these adventure games). We never really watched each other play or anything, we were both pretty happy as is.
When she got first started goung out with her fiancé he would bring his crystal Xbox with Star Wars Battlefront on and we'd play that for hours at a time. Since she moved out, occasionally when they come round we play stuff on my 360, or I go round theirs and we play Dead or Alive or puzzle games or racing games, it's all pretty chill. She's more of a casual gamer these days but her fiancé's more into it and we play online.

Already posted both of em, I'm all outta boobies for today.

>my sister would always get barbies/dollhouses for her birthday
>she hated dolls
>we would play house but halfway through the couple would get into an argument and start suplexing each other
>sometimes we would force Barbie to rape ken

Weird childhood

She just want's some of that brotherly dick

~Baka~

Draw your gamer pose threads are by far my favorite threads on Cred Forums

>I drew a paper cut-out of Koffing
>female cousin had a barbie doll
>we would pretend they were married
>suddenly Barbie is humping the paper Koffing

Also weird childhood.

She wouldn't do this shit if you just exploded occasionally. You need to not be a dick but have them always think you're right on the edge.

If you're out of boobies...then you know what you must do

>AC2
Ace Combat?
Armored Core?
Assassin's Creed?
Animal Crossing?

What?

Only child here.

One of my favorite games growing up was the Bomberman series.

None of my friends liked Bomberman.

I think part of it is that she's trying to impress me.
She started buying the Official Xbox Magazine for a while and leave it lying around and throw a hissy if I had a flick through it. Whenever I'm playing something in my room with my door open (my TV faces my doorway), she'll say something as she walks past to her room.
The other night I was playing some Siege and she goes "Oooh, CS:GO" and I just said something like "Are you stupid?"
She can't stand being proved wrong. As a result she's a compulsive liar (it's REALLY bad actually, causing a lot of problems), but it might be a way of getting through embarrassment.

Basically.

Being biased, it's easy for me to say that I don't explode (since I wipe that kind of stuff from my memory), but I remember one time I was playing Dark Souls or something and she made a point of standing in front of the screen while I was PVPing so I ate shit. I snapped and grabbed her and was about half a second away from decking her but we were never violent with each other so me doing it would cause some serious issue.

Assassin's Creed, she's normie as shit. AFAIK all she plays these days is CoD and Bad Company 2. She's trying to get my dad to buy her an Xbone so she can play FIFA.

It's shit with siblings.
You eventually learn their patterns just like any other versus game and it comes down to who finds the thing that pisses off the other so much that they quit.

Wait for the dick?

>wii at 12

You must be at least 18 to post here

64 Or 64 2, Second Assault?

Keep in mind there is a right and wrong answer.

2006 was 10 years ago

>play loads of SF2
>like hundreds of hours
>sibling wants to play with you
>they just spam the same couple of moves and beat you while your parents are watching
>never live it down

the wii came out in 2006

Oh God

There is less time between Twilight princess release and Ocarina release than between Twilight princess release and today user.
Time flies

>Youngest brother with 2 older sisters
>Both 16-20 years older than me
>Oldest sister hated mom and dad because we were poor, she loves our rich aunt's and her husbands rich parents however
>Middle sister looked after me until I was 5-6 years old then she went to live in London
>Never played videogames with her, she was a party girl and from what I understand went out a lot at night but still loved us
>Left with mother who abused me because diabetes gave her fits of rage and farther who was too busy working 12-14 hours a day at a farm to notice

Could have been worse. pls like and subscribe to my blog.

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my fellow oldest child
>parents get divorced, brothers stay with mom, I stay with dad
>teach them the basics of decency with video games before leaving
>can let them borrow anything, it will come back good as new
>give them advice on how to deal with bullies
>tfw bullies don't go near them because their 22 year old brother will come and wreck their shit otherwise
>they always ask for advice from me
>they play more than the usual cawadooty and yearly FIFA because of me
>they started watching anime because of me, even though I barely watch any anime

My older brother always had interests aside from video games, but he did play with me sometimes, usually not for long. And then eventually never as I had gotten too good at games and he hated being destroyed by someone 5 years younger than him. He had a short temper and anger problems too so I was quite thankful when he stopped joining me or asking me to play.

She's the only reason I still play minecraft from time to time.

can we just agree that youtube lets plays is corrupting the gaming youth today

Oldest brother out of 4 boys.

We were all pretty well behaved and on good terms for the most part. I didn't have issues having to fork a game over since we did couch co-op/VS most of the time. And if they were games I could only play they weren't really interested or just watched.

Notable favorites were Power Stone and that Warioware GameCube game.

Finland?

Me and my sister still play games together.
I was the one watching her play, now it's the other way around, unless it's Star Fox, Fire Emblem or Zelda.
It's fun. Sometimes I force her to go through Musou/BASARA games with me to make things faster.

When I was little I hated versus and preferred CO-OP because she mostly wanted to play versus to win and humiliate me to make her feel like she was the coolest. I hated that shit, I remember during fights in fighting games I would just stop playing because it was useless, since I was shit at videogames.
Nowdays we barely play both CO-OP and versus, but she is not a child anymore so no more of such feelings. She feels bad for what she did to me in general as a child.

Another thing I remember is that, when I was a child, she hated when I was into games she wasn't into. Example: I wanted to buy Pokèmon Emerald and she would bitch at me that they're all the same thing, so I didn't buy it.
I liked Sonic Adventure 2 and she would make fun of it as I played (it is a ridiculous game but holy shit I was ten) (I also was a bit ashamed of liking it because Shadow being the ultimate life form was still silly).
I wanted to buy Paper Mario 2 and she told me it was boring and that Tales of Symphonia was better (and now we both agree on the fact that TTYD is far superior).
Etc etc, don't remember everything. I was a child, but I couldn't be into things for children. I had to enjoy a lot of things in secret in fear of her mocking and judgement.
This left me embarrassed of the things I like that she doesn't like, and I still feel a bit like that up to this day if our tastes don't align.
I am more into JRPGs and weird games nowdays, and she stopped her bullying, but I still wonder what sort of insecurities she had for doing it.

Nah.

I was an only child, but i have 3 kids, 15m, 13f, 5f, the wife and i had massive collections of vidya and, as you can imagine having 2 kids (now 3) it was quite expensive, so basically when my oldest got to the age of wanting a console i told him if he wants a PS3, he has to play through our PS1, PS2 catalogs, similarly for Xbox, Genesis and various handhelds.

Also built PCs with them when they turned 13 and taught them how to manage them and internet safety shit, if they come across an older PC game they want (Daughter just started playing VTMB and son likes Sim City 4) i'll pirate it for them. Aside from a brief spell where he played Minecraft, hes turned out pretty good, avoids Fifa and Shooters and hes not a complete sperg (which i feared when we decided to raise them this way). His friends are though.

But yeah, growing up my son and daughter both played together to beat our backlog so they could get newer consoles, and by the time they do it i feel they're not going to want new consoles anymre (they have about 200 more games to go, mostly from the SNES / Genesis era, which they admittedly don't like as much as others).

If any of you have kids i highly recommend this, it's probably saved us thousands of dollars on entertainment, and they're not entitled screeching fucktards like 90% of kids their age.

YOUR TURN

>tfw bullies don't go near them because their 22 year old brother will come and wreck their shit otherwise
This
Nobody touched me in school becase my older brother was "that guy you don't fuck with"
>new transfer student with giant ego moves in to our class
>can't handle that i talk well with almost everyone in class even do im technically the nerd in class
>just being a dick to me all the time and pushing my louch food of the table and what not
>tell my bro
>bro goes and fuck him up after school
He never actually told me it was him that did it but i know how he is, he is very anime in that sense

My older brother got me and my little brother into video games early, some of my earliest memories are playing games with him. We still talk about games and hang out a lot to play them. I'm pretty grateful, I would've turned out extremely different if not for him. He's cool.

The little brother is alright, sometimes he can be kind of a bitch, but he's still a teenager. At least he's responsible, I can completely trust him with my stuff.

My youngest brother would fight a lot with my little brother, probably a combination of my mom spoiling him and there not being enough of an age gap between them to have respect. The little shit used to leave out discs out, erase game files, put coins in the wii, cry if he lost, and complain to mom if we so much as looked at him a little sternly. My mom didn't start putting her foot down with him until he was 10 or so. Since then he's somewhat calmed down. He usually only leaves discs for his own games out and doesn't get upset so quickly, but he loses stuff all the time, isn't organized. He got into watching minecraft Let's Plays and constantly spouts old memes, says things like "derp" as space-filler or adjective, and tries to talk like a Let's Player. It can be unbearable sometimes, but sometimes he can chill and we can play games. It's partly my fault, I probably should have hung out with him more, but it was really hard to do a lot of the time.
yep.

Well I mean I guess that's one thing you can do

Older brother here, 2 younger siblings.
With my brother, who's 2 years younger, we would play most coop games we could find, street rage is the one I remember we both enjoyed, we also would play sonic and knuckles, taking turns to be sonic.
In PC, was difficult to find coop players in the early 90s, so we took turns to play, and I would help him whenever I could. We loved playing Sierra's graphic adventures (yes, including leisure suite larry)
With my sister is different, since there are 10 years of difference, by the time she got into gaming, I've already moved out, and had my own kids

Pls be in new York

>he is very anime in that sense
NERD

Not even close, but I went there with my parents earlier this year.
I'm sorry for what they've done to your penis, that's just a waste of good dick.

now whip out those tits or maybe some ass would be amazing too and seal the deal. Don't forget timestamp though you slut

>Team Fortress 2 with my two younger brothers whenever I visited
>WoW with my older sister during TBC and WoD
>I get diagnosed with schizophrenia
>Siblings follow through years later, as my case opened our parents' eyes
>Brothers have autism and aspergers
>Sister has something, but they keep giving the wrong diagnose
>TF2 dies out between us
>Sister stops playing WoW, starts with phone and Facebook games

Poor game choices and grade A genes in our family. Thankfully I'm a faggot, so I don't need to worry about kids.

>Cutfags

Same bro, We'd always make a whole saga that suddenly turned from something girly to dbz-tier fighting, except she loved it.

>worst girl
Is that why she won the Splatfest over her inferior sister?

>sister you molested is still touchy feely as fuck
>family comes to visit
>hands everywhere, followed by "you smell nice"

Audible fucking sweating, guys. I am but human, god damn it.

Older brother, only have a younger brother.

>younger brother has always been the special baby
>couldn't really stop him from playing games because my parents would get pissed
>if I got a new game I'd be forced to either let him play with me or have hour long turns
>if he got a new game "user, he just get it let him play for a bit longer/by himself for a bit"
>dad would occasionally play through games with us
>little nigger accidentally saved over the file my dad was playing through
>he said he didn't do it
>I knew I didn't do it
>parents still suspect I did it because lol younger brother's always right
>dad stopped playing after that
He was always better than me at games too, ALWAYS.
>smashed me over the head with a deodorant can once
>forced to accept his apology
>accidentally bumped him over running around the next day
>get myself a new asshole

The favoritism was always bad, I got a job and my parents would get pissed that I wasn't cleaning the house on my 4-day week despite working a 6-day one previously, but even now my brother doesn't have to lift a finger. I pretty much broke in my parents for letting their child go out with friends after dark and all that stuff, would get calls every hour asking if I was alright or saying how I need to come home which caused a lot of arguments. Now he can just disappear at 8 in the morning and come home 3 the next morning without getting a call, gets tonnes of free money from them and just in general has it a lot better.
I'm the failure, no friend NEET with mental issues now and he's the normal person with a gf, friends, getting an education, and going out all the time.

cudos for the one serious image

Older bro. I'm 27, got a 24 years old brother and an 11 years old sister.

My brother never got so investedin videogames, even if he was actually good at them. The best vidya memory I have with him was 1CCing Contra III on Hard. He mostly plays sports games only now and he's pretty good at them, but we haven't played together in years. We never got well together that much because we're pretty much complete opposites personality wise but he still grew a good man.

Then my little sister never got too invested. She actually enjoyed playing NES games in my computer when she was younger and I tried to motivate her into playing Wii or 3DS but eventually she'd ask me to beat the harder levels for her in stuff like Mario Galaxy, for example. She could be pretty good, though, as she got the hang of Smash Wii U so fast she was already smash attacking, dodging and triple jumping in a matter of minutes (playing with GC controller helped a lot compared to play 3DS). She loved Minecraft but I currently have no PC and she usually watches Let's Plays of those flavor of the month PC games. I may buy an NES Mini for us to play when it gets released. Currently starting puberty so I'm keeping both eyes on her, but so far, even if a bit spoiled, she's a good lil' imouto.

Older brother, have a 15 year old sister who used to play sims all the time. These days she just fucks around with her boyfriend who i havent even met yet.

Turns out networking means more than responsibility or a non-shit personality.

>have older sister
>rented donkey kong country 2/3 and played together a lot
>also got my ass kicked at smash bros and soulcalibur regularly
>tfw she doesn't play vidya anymore

>have younger brothers
>they always asked to play vidya with me
>they love halo and pokemon
>got to hand out asswhippings in smash bros and street fighter any day of the week
>tfw they would rather watch minecraft let's plays than actually play something now

middle child feels

Slap her when she does. She'll "remember" she's a girl REAL fast.

Sorry to tell you this user, but some of us are already 22.