I want to show IQ my _____

I want to show IQ my _____.

IQ

electronic device

Twitch is a man

>grill :p anywhere near fucking firearms

>naming a female operator "IQ"
It's like naming a black operator "diginity" desu

Penis

Goddammit, now I'm thinking of the all guardsman party again

When she screams SCANNING FOR ELECTRONIC DEVICES in that qt german accent my dick stands up instantly everytime.

Nitro cell.

Hope you got higher than 200 tbqh fampai!

MP5 with ACOG

>naming a black operator "dignity"
It's like naming an arabic operator "peaceful"

Same here man.

>IQ
>when the goddess Valk exists

Other girls cannot compete

C4

>1979
What an old hag. I bet she has saggy tits as well

>Bulldyke le 300 kills confirmed navy seal who is most like a man
If you're gay you could just say so

>not brazilian femdom goddess

No she isn't. She's a wonderful woman with a very dirty mind.

Hi Valkyrie!

She is a womam's woman

>white girl
>tribal tats
baka desu senpai

I want one of these female operators to sit on my face

Did you read in the news about that little girl who took an IQ test and got a really high score? Her IQ was even higher than Einstein's! Shes a genius!

>goddess
This word only applies to female deities you gayboy.

Ash was here to tell you all that you are all trash.

Hacks. Because Ubisoft cant fucking put in any cheat detection system that works.

Six months of using a wallhack and still no ban.

Yeah. Also heard Filipinos are the strongest race in the world. Crazy shit

you sure showed them mr. edgy

Such a QT 3.14

this game is SO REALISTIC

>edgy
>for pointing out how shitty Ubisoft is and bringing to light how broken the game is
Im just proving the game is broken. Its ubisofts fault this shit works.

Siege is a game which was supposed to die when Division came out but it didn't.
Ubisoft doesn't really give a fuck about it anymore. It was a cash n' grab to get more money for the Divisions development.

I know. Its just amusing that so many people keep playing it when the whole game is broken because of hackers and

>bad netcode is a realism issue
Retard. The problem in this game with realism is that nearly every Op has a helmet on but will still die to a single 9mm.

Pick related then

>consoles have actual firefights because aiming is harder
>PC is twitch shooter instant death
One of the few games where consoles are actually make the game better.

They need to remove 1 shot kills and increase armor strength.

if you people knew someone from Leipzig/East Germany you wouldn't like her.

BENIS x-BD :-BDDDDD

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>still posting this after this was fixed a long time ago

This. I want to fuck a gun.

Yeah well if they enjoy shit, let them.
I gave up and returned to Swat 4 even though it really isn't what Siege is, but still satisfies my door kicking fantasies.
It's a shame, Siege had a LOT of potential.

It's like naming a white operator "relevant".

I tried playing this game, it was pretty good but I hated how shotguns are literally useless

>fixed

hahahahahahah ubisoft shill go home

>never going to get SWAT5 that has destruction
>never going to get SWAT5 with Riots either
Sadness.

>shotguns are literally useless
It's funny you say that, because only a few months back two of the best weapons in the game were shotguns.

>old ui
yup

I want her to forcefully peg me

We need more porn of Frost

Or naming a white operator "athlete"

More like
>Never going to get SWAT 5 at all
Weep with me user

its hard to compete with eugenics.

well I only tried it the other day and it felt like shotguns are the usual Glorified melee weapon that they usually are in games because of their fuck low range and the fact that any other gun can get like a one or two shot kill anyway from any range

Why won't there be a SWAT 5? Did the studio go under?

Not him, but at least SWAT dies a better death. It'd just turn into shit now if someone picked it up. Sierra died so the old team that made it is gone. I doubt a new team would remain loyal to the original premise that drew us in.

>latency 330
>"lol why is this habbening xD"

I find her voice pretty attractive but now that she has headgear the shows her full face she looks a bit odd.

Or naming an Irish operator "Thick".

Weiss is German for black.

Its not nearly as bad but it happens. Every few matches there is probably one bullshit moment one way or the other.

>want to buy and play Siege
>remember my huge backlog
eeeehh

>doesnt understand lag compensation
>has zero experience in multiplayer
>misses the point

back to your console cuck

>Netcode analysis
>No netgraph/ping/or even a quick tab press at the start
No thanks.

People consider german accent cute now? I thought the only people that liked german accent/language were the japs.

>330 ms
>Expecting not to lag

There is ping showed in the last second of the video. Guy who was "testing" had 300+ ms

lol you're retarded

greentext us something we don't know captain obvious

>Hating sandniggers
>Hosting the gamesconvention while it was still good

Whats not to like?

>1.75m @ 70kg
fatties need not apply

>Calling me a shill while posting an outdated UI

Okay?

Shotguns are fine

You just need to git fucking good

>fatties

Because
Like said
>Sierra died so the old team that made it is gone. I doubt a new team would remain loyal to the original premise that drew us in.

Irrational Games is now 2K Games. They made Bioshock infinite. I don't think they care about Swat series anymore.
Vivendi games, the another publisher is nowadays part of the Activision Blizzard.

So yeah never ever.

>implying anything has changed in the games networking

keep digging yourself deeper ubisoft employee

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Whites dominate most strength-based disciplines.

I want to get pegged by her shock drone.

>70 kg
what a fucking lardass haha

And your fault for using it, grow up.

i want to plow that lardass

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>IT'S THE POLICE'S FAULT THAT I CAN RAPE AND MURDER

Are you black or just a sociopath?

tachanka buff soon

I thought ubi forgot Tachanka existed

I love it when she yells " LED active! If it runs on batteries I'll see it" she has two variations of this quote and the yelling one is very cute

>weeb version of chanka

I hope you're not a westerner desu

Ash is cute CUTE

too bad shes a kike which automatically makes her shittier

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go back to Cred Forums stormfag

>That long as ponytail

liability/10

Cute tho.

post webums

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>that folding stock on the MP5
Is this for real?

>No Indian special forces but two American units
Why? All I want is a Gurkha and a brown qt.

>he thinks they would put a gurkha in for the male character
>he thinks they wouldn't just put a poo in loo bollywood star whose ability is to start a dance number that nearby enemies automaticallyare forced to take part in

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The indian skin tone makes me throw up. Same with pakistani. I'm sure they're great people but whenever I see one my gag reflex goes crazy, it's weird.

>tfw playing this and half of the time I get killed because of ridiculous netcode issues

Why the fuck can't Ubi get a god damn thing right. It also seems like they fucked the lighting recently too; last time I played before the Desert whatever update, the lighting wasn't too bad but FUCK me if I try to look inside a window on a map with daylight now.

>TAA and Temporal Filtering
Nice blurry and grainy screen Ubisoft
>turn on any other of these AA settings and the game runs like top tier dogshit
I get 80-90 in worst cases atleast with MSAA off and Post-process on FXAA.

>console version most likely runs like dogshit and you have to play with a controller
>pc is filled with cheaters
where do i get this game

>It zooms in on the fist that killed you
lol

>>pc is filled with cheaters
Only if you play ranked, and ranked blows dick anyway.

I prefer ranked.
More rounds, people are punished for leaving, more communication etc

HERE BOMB FUCK YOU