Get super rare 0.001% on first try

>Get super rare 0.001% on first try

>get a 00.001% rare drop at low level instead of later in the game where it would be more powerful

>don't get a super rare 0.001% after 500+ tries

>get 0.00001% drop item which seems useless and sells for a good amount at npc store. Only to find out its for crafting and people buy these for the x9999948 price

Hatching a snorlax/lapras in pokemon before you hit level 20

>Finally get that rare drop
>By now the values have decreased so it sells for shit

>Get 0.000001% super rare item first try
>It's not the one you're looking for
>The one you wanted doesn't show up even after days of grinding

>played through fortune summoners 5 times now
>still haven't gotten a rare item from the gacha machines

>can't find super rare item after grinding
>decide to buy it
>get back to grinding and find super rare item within 5 minutes

>Playing monster hunter with friend
>He needs mantles
>Help him do it
>Get 2 on first hunt
>4 more until he finally gets 1.
He needed 2

>find super rare thing
>something happens that won't let you acquire it
>never get it again
nothing is worse than get a little peek of heaven and then never see it again

>Get rare drop
>It's not for your class

>"oh hey, I got [that one rare drop you need]"
>game doesn't have trading
God fucking dammit Monster Hunter

>trying to get rare item
>constantly grinding
>don't get it
>"lol got it first try"

>he still plays pokemon go

>Playing Terraria with friends
>Really want RoD
>One of them gets it during the first 10 minutes of hardmode
>Never drops for me hours later and even with a farm set up
>He doesn't even fucking uses it but wants to keep it

>grinding super rare 0.0001% item in MMO
>someone else starts grinding for the item too

>they're on the opposite faction and are a higher level than you
>kill you instead of sharing the mobs

>item has a 60% reward chance after mission clear
>boost the odds just in case
>still don't get it

>99% chance
>miss

>Diablo 2
>"this runeword looks awesome, I can't wait until I find the runes for it"

>need to grind to beat last stage of the game
>finish grinding
>dont want to play anymore

>1/65535 drop rate from an enemy that you encounter only once every 20 minutes if you speed-grind for it
>get it on the 8th try

>open up CE and give myself all the necessary items so I don't have to grind like a peasant

>super rare legendary one of a kind weapon drops
>is outclassed by a rusty knife 30 minutes later into the game

reeeee

>Use "60%" scroll 10 times consecutively
>All fail
Yeah fuck your percentages

I happened to me once when I was just fucking about.

>99% avoid rate
>Dies to a crit attack
Thanks Fire Emblem

This happens to me so many times. Rare items never drop when I'm actively looking for one to drop.

>Thousands of elds
>Finally transmute the zod I needed
>accidentally mis-click and put it in the wrong order.

>farm for hours pirates to get the cool parrot pet in WoW
>dont get it
>go to the AH Ally/hode
>its in just for 30 gs 10 seconds ago

>0.000001% super rare item can't be traded and can't be sold/vendors for almost nothing

>Finally get the runes
>Put them into a magic item without realizing it

>friend finally entering G Rank in TriU
>three of us take on Goldbeard together
>she carves nothing but scales and coats
>other friend carved a dark dragongem
>I carve both the Deep and Dark dragongems

On another note I got three Glavenus plates in a day on Sunday, one of them being from a cat.

I'm officially that guy amongst my friends.

>33% drop chance
>Takes 10 tries
>I have to get over 30 of those