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i just found out there is some sort of cocoon in my PSU
i scared to even open to wake that shit up
what do?

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burn your house and everyone inside

blow that shit out. use your mouth.

Suck that shit out. Use your mouth.

This. It's already too late.

What if the cocoon is empty? What if whatever was inside has already gotten free?

Not seeing anything 2bh

This is you in a few minutes OP get out now

looks like its still "sealed"

If a cocoon was able to be formed in there, think of where else, or what else they could be formed without you even knowing.

I can't see anything

Must be toasty as fuck in there.
I want to live in a PSU

poke it with a screwdriver

me neither.

yes this screen came first to my mind when ive found out

This is making me very uncomfortable.

>PSU blowing hot air INTO your case

i live in a house with lots of green and trees arround it, so im finding everyday strangest bugs/creatures living in my flat

best thing about it is playing games in dark room only to feel some shit crawling on your arm. sometimes i really want to burn the whole house down

great idea

thats an intake fan you retard, its sucking air from inside the case and blowing out the vent in the back

I can't see it very well but at best it's a few wasps, big fucking deal. Unless you live in australia or whatever and there's a possibility those are killer wasps or some shit.

seal all open parts and then puncture it, if something comes out, seal the hole in the plastic/tape

>cocoon
It's mans greatest achievement to have been able to veiled fire, i vote for that you make your ancestors proud and fucking use the only thing they left behind

Was gonna post this.
Rip in pepperoni op.

Un-install the power block, then bring it somewhere safe (bathtub would fit great), un-screw the power block and carefully take the cocoon out. I would consider putting it into bag and throwing somewhere long way from house.
Good luck.

>having the PSU suck in hot air that's blowing straight out your video card
Like turn that shit upside down and let it get air from the bottom of the case like a proper person.

The GPU's hot air blows out the back, fool.

Can't see shit

first thing that came in my mind, those spiders looks disgusting af

get air from outside to blow it outside?

>Being this retarded

Dumb fucking cunts don't know how airflow works.

i would vacuum it but im scared as fuck to wake it
if its billion of spiders moving at the speed of light, i dont think my heart will survive that encounter

Do you live in a country where actually dangerous spiders or bugs are a poss

no just arachnophobia

>user was killed by a spider

*a possibility?
jesus fuck

Just drop the entire thing into the tub, it's unplugged, so it should be fine.

i'm pretty sure it's just combed dust
nothing can survive static from huge capacitors inside

I'm up for a good spook thread.
Let's get this show on the road OP.

Am I retarded? I don't see anything. Someone circle it for me

I don't see the problem.
Unplug it, unscrew the top off the PSU and see what it is. Even if it's a cocoon of some sort it's not like it's gonna burst just from you looking at it.
I really doubt something would've been able to reliably get in and out of the PSU with that fan spinning.

do NOT poke anything metal with screwdriver inside
it usually doesn't happen but capacitor can jolt you thousand volts like old CRT did some repairman

Holy shit you guys are retarded.
The psu fans job isnt to get air out of the case, its job is to cool the psu. Makes perfect fucking sense trying to cool it via the hot air from inside the case.

Australia

Attack it with a constant stream of compressed air.

F

rip in piece op

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That's a cable outside the case, user.

that's a cable
OP make a better picture

what a shit thread. the redditor/ifunny op thought it would be HILARIOUS XD if we thought he mistook the grating on the back of the psu as a cocoon since it looks like a honeycomb. retarded nigger retard. failed r/Cred Forums bait

It's a mud dauber nest.

Mud daubers are a parasitic wasp, like jewel wasps. They immobilize their prey (brown house spiders) and stuff them inside their nest to feed their infant larvae.

Thats why those nests are full of mummified spiders. Mostly mummified, anyway.

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The only time it would happen is if he touched the contacts immediately, like within 2-3 seconds after switching it off and the discharge resistor is burned out for some reason.
Even then it's nowhere near "thousands" of volts.

You use the psu fan to cool the psu you gigantic faggots. OP is literally taking hot air and blowing it into the PSU components.

The only fans that push air outside of the case are the case fans

op's PSU got taken by corsairs

>tfw you live in the area with zero deadly insects
>tfw you live in 18th floor and every other fucker simply dies before he gets here

Feels good.

is this old russia

>implying land-based infestations still don't happen
Never stop being vigilant, user.

It is, comrade.

the entire former Soviet bloc looks like this
t. East German

but it comes at the cost of living in russia

that's why I said it usually doesn't happen
but CRT capacitors keep charge for years and it can fuck you up
PSUs have mechanism for bleeding capacitors but it may not works sometimes I wouldn't risk it
and yes caps keep huge voltage, look it up

>they're gonna be waking up soon
I'm not even afraid of spiders but that makes me shudder.

>tfw you live in the bush
>tfw hunstmans and daddy long legs keep the other more deadly spiders away
Shits comfy as when there's no snakes

I have my PSU facing upwards because I lost my case stands so I figured there would be no room to blow the hot air out, how bad is this exactly?

venomous things do not live here, the most scary thing is a snake

Kek

Live on a bush block away from town
nope
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p
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I like living in western europe
>only annoying insects are moths and mosquitos
>leave a spider alone in the corner of my room and its web magically catches them all

>zero deadly insects
But that looks full of russians to me

If your ventilation is good then it's not a problem.

I can't see it

Enjoy your niggers and/or mudslimes, commie.

>Warm as shit here during the summer
>Open the window in the day
>Wasps everywhere, hope you like getting stung motherfucker
>Open the window at night
>Moths everywhere, hope you enjoy trying to fap only to have a huge flying shit attract towards your monitor

Do your people not understand the concept of screen windows or something

They can keep a huge voltage true, but they don't in PSUs.

>not having basic fucking mosquito nets
Step it the fuck up.

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I was talking about the other shit. Sometimes houseflies manage to crawl up to the 25th floor where I am and shit and it gets annoying, especially when I didn't bring them in.

>Shits comfy when there's no snakes
what abouth when there are snakes?

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>scared
>a cocoon
this generation is full of faggots

>m-muh generations
Congratulations, you have just proven that you're retarded.

Shit like this makes me thank my luck that I live in a concrete jungle away from any greenery and my area doesn't have any particular insect problem. The most we get are cockroaches and rats. One time a rat did get into my pants though.

>used to be deadly scared for spiders
>move to a place where every summer there is a spider that hangs out in the backyard where the trash is so I almost see it every day.
>Sooner or later I get use to it
>one day notice that a spider hangouts over my bed
>never gets closer might move to the right or the left a bit but stays up and away.

I got to a point where I really don't care what the spider does as long its1. not big enough to make noise when moving around. 2. doesn't move straight at me. Like if I ever saw some as big as the ones in then thats a other story and I would freak the fuck out.

>live in town but there are giant trees outside of my house
>open up windows in my bedroom before sleep to let some fresh air in
>came back to close em and go to bed, only to find out some spider meanwhile managed to make a net between wall and my pillow, hanging there

which country?

>One time a rat did get into my pants though.

Shit like this doesn't just happen. Did you have cheese on your dick?

They don't call it dick cheese for nothing.

Is OP still alive?

Enjoy your new brown recluses, user!

Russia is like 20% muslim you fucking idiot

You faggots have no idea how resilent electronics are. I once had a cpu case cleaned with a dead frog tangled in cobwebs behind the motherboard. The pc was working fine.

>be me, live in a small city on a big lake

>this is only summer I haven't been bitten bitten mosquitos in every fucking crevice

>this is nice

>few weeks ago I feel something crawl over my shoulder while I'm playing vidya

>it's a fucking brown spider the size of a dime

>freak the fuck out.jpeg

>don't actually kill it because panic don't know where the fucker is to this day

>go outside and almost suffocate on the spider webbing/ arachnid death camp that's been weaved through an umbrella


well, at least no zyka/west nile

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with some paint those bloc apartments look actually decent

FUUUUUCKING WASPS CAUSED THIS

KILL ALL WASPS

THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE. NONE.

Hi senpai.

Mowing down those fucks in EDF made me forget how fucking large they are irl too.

Wasps are proof that a benevolent creator doesn't exist

maybe he's just benevolent to wasps

Let's talk about hornets.

This is the Asian Giant Hornet. They live just on the edges of cities. Close enough to the city that they kill over 40 people every year in Japan along but far away enough from civilization that city folk never see them coming.

Hornets are like the devil version of wasps. 30 hornets can take on 300 bees and win. That's literally what they do, 30 wasps will take on a hive of 300 bees and butcher them all before kidnapping the helpless bee larva to feed to the hornet larva. Even hornet babies are fucking malicious.

Out of all the fucking things in the world to eat, why did they have to choose tarantulas. I'm sure the're much easier pray around.

fun fact: the Asian Giant Hornet spits acid that attracts more Asian Giant Hornets

When they attack a human, they know to spit acid directly into the eyes

Because Tarantula Hawk is the most badass fucking name ever given to a species

The Asian Giant Hornet has a massive stinger that fucking rips holes into your arm to pump deadly deadly neurotoxins that to heart attacks, anaphylactic shocks and multiple organ failure.

Not only that, the thing about the Asian Giant Hornet is that each sting also has pheromones that will drive any other hornet in the area into a frenzy and make them sting people too. And as they sting people, they work themselves up even more. This means multiple stings from multiple hornets, which will completely fuck you up.

youtube.com/watch?v=RCr4u13HRoQ

Also this fuckers will not fuck off and will fucking hunt you down and sting the shit out of you if you had the misfortune to piss one off.

>watching Japanese bug fights
>Giant Hornet wins 3v1 against camel spiders

literally how

Hornets should be gassed off this planet.

Is that a fucking cazador?

Well you know who to call.

whats that wasp eating bird?

It's what they are based off of yes

Fucking typical Cred Forumsee fags falseflagging hornets or making us look bad as usual.
Hornets are not that bad guys, trust me.

Honey buzzards?

Christ, christmas 2013 was hilarious.

Birds are supposed to eat insects.

What's fucked is when it starts happening the other way around. fucking Goliath spiders

As long as you huff it, anyway.

Why are they so evil?
It's like they were made just to cause harm

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Spiders aren't insects they are arachnids.

What's really weird is that they're in Asia, nothing else in Asia even REMOTELY resembles them in terms of raw deadliness and terror.

They seem like they would be more at home in Australia, a continent made by God to exterminate human life, but they live in innocuous old Japan. There's no predator there that would force them to evolve to be unkillable monsters.

>There's no predator there that would force them to evolve to be unkillable monsters.
Not anymore anyways. Thank the hornets for that.

Well great, now I never want to visit Japan ever again

I think they've watched Japan invade China and decided to learn from them, looking at how they just annihilate entire bee colonies.
One hornet isn't that dangerous or strong compared to a giant centipede, scorpions or tarantulas for example but they never fight alone. They call all their buddies to fuck you up until you are dead.

>us

And how would a wasp have built a nest in the Wii U before it was closed up? Imagine how many trips are necessary to move all that mud and those spiders.
All told, that was pretty obviously a falseflagging Sonygger. I bought a Wii U and there weren't any sp

Fun fact.

European bees have no idea what to do about the giant Asian hornet. The hornet's thick exoskeleton makes them literally impervious to stings, the only attacks bees can do, which is how 30 hornets can take on 300 bees and win.

Japanese bees however have developed a cunning strategy. Bees know how to regulate temperature in their hives. Group together and vibrate your wings to generate heat. When a hornet attacks, the bees will swarm around the hornet and vibrate their wings until the hornet is cooked alive.

The problem is that it takes a huge amount of bees to do this quickly. As mentioned previously in this thread, hornet stings release pheromones. This will call all other hornets in the area for a coordinated attack. The entire bee hive has to work together just to beat one hornet, they can't take on 30 all at once. They just don't have enough bees to cook more than one hornet at once.

youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc

RIP user

Island Rule mother fucker. Same reason tortoises and some lizard grew to be fuck huge despite having nothing that eats them

I knew they'll bring back Cell into Super one way or another. god damn it.

Nothing is more scary than the Emerald Cockroach Wasp.

First off, the thing doesn't even look real, it looks like a goddamn cyborg or piece of jewelry, they are THAT goddamn metallic and bright colored.

But shit really gets real when you learn the namesake. the thing LITERALLY PERFORMS BRAIN SURGERY ON COCKROACHES to mind control them, it chews off half of their antennae afterward, AND CONTROLS THE COCKROACH USING ITS ANTENNAE AS A LEASH.

Once it leads its broken mind controlled slave to its home it lays an egg in its abdomen and it buries the entrance.

After three days the egg hatches. If this wasn't crazy enough already it gets worse. The larva eats the cockroach SLOWLY over the course of the next 5 or so days, but it does so in a perfect order as to keep the cockroach alive for as long as possible. Evolution literally sussed out the right order to eat this thing in so it suffers more.
And then when it's done eating, it cocoons INSIDE THE ROACH CORPSE to emerge as a bright green metallic cyborg mind control monster.

Fuck nature.

>cooking your enemies alive

I don't understand. The bees let the hornet place as many pheromones as it pleased before bothering to kill it, and also hornet corpses release pheromones. So how exactly did they stop the other ones from attacking?

It's a doggy dog world my man.

Porn when?

Shieeet keep these nightmare bug facts coming bros

At least I don't live in a depressing commie block

between these crazy bugs and that shrimp that literally has a gun arm that fires bubbles as hot as the surface of the sun, I'm pretty sure reality is some sort of insane fantasy simulation

>holds the thing with the stinger intact
>stinger PALM DOWN
What a fucking madman
someone slap him five

pretty much all insects are fucked up in what they do to their prey, wasps just like to put the icing on the cake.

>making us

What

Rewatch the video and pay attention to what the guy is saying.

GUYS IT'S OKAY
HAVE SOME ANTI HORNET

youtu.be/f1L7wWZ92a8

BUY YOUR SCORPIONS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

r-roaches can't feel pain, suffering or disturbance/ terror, right?

Allow me to expand on this.

The emerald cockroach wasp has a sting that contains deadly neurotoxins. First, it will ambush a cockroach and deliver a sting that paralyzes its legs. Unable to fight back, the wasp will then take its sweet time to deliver a very precise sting directly into the cockroach's brain. This shuts off the brain's ability to absorb dopamine, a chemical used to regulate movement and stimulation. The cockroach is effectively stuck inside a waking coma, aware of what is going on but completely unable to move or fight back.

The wasp will then bite off the cockroach's feelers and drink its blood, and then draw the cockroach into a little alcove. It will then lay its eggs on the cockroach and then bury the cockroach alive. The egg hatches and the larva crawls out. It will eat the cockroach, chewing a hole and wriggling inside before eating it from the inside out. It will stay inside until it bursts out from the cockroach's corpse like a fucking chest burster, but as a newly grown adult.

Fun fact.

The wasp's sting is ridiculously dangerous, which is why the wasps have to be very careful with the dosage. If the cockroach dies then it won't last long enough for the larva to use it as food. Theoretically if enough wasps stung you, you would be paralyzed as well.

That sounds pretty fucking metal.

Look up "pistol shrimp".

youtube.com/watch?v=U11DgbefmQQ

One's really fucking punchy and will beat shit to death and the other fires bubbles that it uses to kill and subdue fish.

Oh shit he doesn't know

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Fun fact, most hornets are less aggressive than bees.
Plus, wasps and hornets eat ticks. Fuck ticks.

>eating it alive
THAT DID NOT HELP
FUCKING SCORPIONS JESUS CHRIST

How can you fuckers cry about hornets and cazadors when scorpions exist?
They're god damn horrifying

Am I missing something here? I don't see a cocoon in OP's pic

>rips off the fucking stinger in one quick move
>lets it lay there to suffer before delivering the death blow
METAL

Look how this cockroach fights for its life and tell me it is not horrified at what is happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=qN2XMyxAs5o

The Alpheidae, known as the Pistol Shrimp, is a tiny little shrimp with asymettrical claws.

It has one FUCKHUGE claw that has what is basically a basic hammer mechanism you'd find on a pistol.

When fired, the shot produces about as much sound as a whale call, making it one of the loudest animals in the ocean despite it being less than 1/100th of the size.
The shot creates temperatures sometimes over 5000 degrees Kelvin, the sun is at about 5700-5900 Kelvin.

The bubbles are powerful enough to kill fish and stun large predators. Beyond that, the sound and temperature is so high that the shot itself produces light like a muzzle flash.

By the way, it hunts the same way a human hunter does, it camouflages and stakes out a spot waiting for something to shoot.

Because they don't fly. and won't attack you unless you bother them a ton.
The hornet had to fucking ram into him to get his attention.

>hate roaches
>still really wish I didn't read this

i-it's just the reflexes and basic instincts user

the roach probably doesn't feel anything

Roaches suck but they don't deserve that kind of treatment, that's cruelty beyond measure.

>punches so hard that one of the crabs leaves an arm as an offering
I wish I were a strong but grumpy ol' mantis shrimp.

This whole thread is making me itch all over

Although, some spiders are cute af

Fun fact.

Centipedes can and will eat snakes. Fuck you, that's why. Just fuck you, fuck this, fuck everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=MIzAqKXY7NM

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>The shot creates temperatures sometimes over 5000 degrees Kelvin, the sun is at about 5700-5900 Kelvin.
man, I know the pistol shrimp is awesome but those temperatures are insane.

Why haven't we made a bomb out of pistol shrimps yet?

friendly reminder that back in the good old days giant centipedes used to roam this very earth

youtube.com/watch?v=QXK2G2AzMTU

Get fucked, hornet scum

Based wasps eradicating the parasites of the South.

>dat filename
Ya dun good user.
ya dun good.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ruqhgz8x7pg

Jesus christ

>traps a crab in the corner
>crab is basically curled up in a ball and can't fight back
>mantis shrimp keeps punching it
>You can see bits of the crab's shell breaking off with each impact
>shrimp picks up the entire fucking crab and disappears with it
>the shrimp could of done this at any time
>the shrimp was just bullying the crab for no reason

based arachnigga

You sound like a buttblasted ukroshit.
Chill, Petro. I know it's tough times but you can move to another country like 90% of you do. I am sure there are lots of toilet cleaning vacancies still open in Poland.

>tiny scorpion vs giant hornet
Please, let it be a fight among KINGS, not a stacked battle like that.

>5000 degrees Kelvin, the sun is at about 5700-5900 Kelvin
Because a bomb like that would just get countered by lions

Does limiting the hornet's flying ability affect it's combat performance?

How the fuck would you? If you sent a team of researchers and soldiers down to capture them then the shrimps would kill the researchers and then get the soldier's to bend over to get fucked in the ass. And it specifically chose the soldier's for this since they would have more masculine pride to break.

G'day mate. 'Ave a Fosters on tha 'ouse.

No, they can sprint pretty fast on their little scuttles.

holy fuck nature is fucking brutal

FUCK HORNETS

EDF EDF EDF

Thats a nice fuckin crop nigger. I can read everything

DONT JUST STOP

Not really, it's more just done to make sure the thing don't get away or just run from the fight.

The problem with this is that the hornet was too busy flying and hitting the glass walls to fight back. The scorpion is hella huge so maybe it would win anyway but maybe it would of gone differently out in the open?

TO PROTECT OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

SCREAMS

Nah, it would have just flown away.
Hornets are COWARDS when faced with a superior foe.

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How about a big praying mantis?

youtube.com/watch?v=hl7znjazPbg

Imagine a game based on this. A fighting game is obvious, but what about something terrifying like all the bugs break loose at once and you need to capture them. Hell, make it VR compatible so when a giant hornet flies into your face or a tarantula lands on your head you scream like a bitch.

YOURE FUCKING WRONG DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY HORNETS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING AND ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO LAY WASTE TO THE EARTH


CALL BACKUP

Are they house spiders, though?

The male Southern house spider does look like that, but they're much darker and have these stupid looking forelimbs. And they sure as shit don't look like the females, which look far more dangerous than they actually are.

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youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

How about a big scorpion?
youtu.be/f1L7wWZ92a8

Imagine if you were human and had insect like abilities on a large scale.
It would be literally like having super powers. Humans just don't notice this in insects because it's on a very small scale relative to them.

>used to sleep naked cause hot as fuck
>one night tired as fuck trying to get to sleep
>hear weird noise and sense weird vibration
>think to myself: "man i hope that isnt a mouse"
>mouse runs up towards my head

now i sleep fully clothed even if its 100 degrees.

Mud Daubers are bro tier as fuck, user. Unless you like poisonous spiders living in your house, I'd leave the dauber's alone. They don't even fuck with people, they just love to kill spiders.

It's akin to having a rat problem, but killing a gardener snake outside your house. The fucker is doing you a service.

MAKES SENSE DESU

if we slowly pumped the oxygen levels back up to what they were back then would we end up with huge humans too?

have you never seen the inside of a pc before?

>tfw used to like mud daubers
>now am absolutely fucking terrified of them

>not being wary of potentially dangerous things

That's how dumbass kids who crawled around in giant machines for two cents a week lost limbs.

If there weren't treehugging hippie crybabies that ruin everything we would have done experiments by raising a child in a purely oxygen atmosphere years ago

I remember listening to the Radiolab episode they did on this, and if I remember correctly basically the mechanism just doesn't scale well.

It's a cocoon, man.

Those are house spiders m8, the South is filthy with them.

OP died, didn't he

Japan guy here.

These things are spawns of Satan. They're absolutely huge, and I watched a grown man almost cry in pain after being stung by one. Killing one makes this horrific disgusting CRUSH SQUISH noise.

to be fair
A: that's incredibly inhumane beyond reproach, it would be like purposefully conducting a Genie experiment
and B: it's probably already happened and was an abject failure that nothing came about from

How does having more oxygen affect your growth though?
Don't we need reduced/increased gravity to affect bone structure too?

F

The decision to not experiment on humies has been decided way before the hippies, just saying.

Jesus, are they all over that island?

oxygen poisoning can be fatal. you have to do it so that humans have time to adapt and evolve over 150 generations

>rip hornets shit apart mercilessly
>immediately devour it savagely

Are scorpions the tanks of the insect world? Heavily armored and tons of weapons.

says the guys with no top fan exhausts.

your whole family could skateboard on one of these to get around

Let's talk about gu.

Gu is an ancient Chinese poison. Take a whole bunch of poisonous creatures and seal them in a pot. Let them eat each other. The winner will be the most vicious, lethal and poisonous fucker of them all. Having eaten the poisons of other poisonous creatures, in Chinese folklore this would create gu. Extract the poison from the winner and you have a powerful black magic ingredient.

Every time the asian giant hornet enters these contests, they almost always win. They are the meanest, deadliest fuckers.They are filled with gu and they will fuck you up.

It was too busy flying and hitting glass because it was in a panic for its life. That lone hornet can never kill that scorpion in a one-on-one fight and was doing the equivalent of a little girl crying and flailing its arms.

The scorpion is just so chill, while the hornet is doing nothing but showing how frightened it is.

This.
You need stuff like unit 371 or another set of concentration camps to make it happen today.
The only people not giving a fuck to do this are groups like ISIS but they have no interest in science.

Dont wprry op that's perfectly natural in fact its even better for your pc that its there :)

Just dont touch it and keep using your pc as normal everything's fine

you just noticed something move at lightning speed across your floor out the corner of your eye, but didnt quite catch what it was

are your feet feeling tingly?

They live in Tokyo city and kill 40 people every year.

>mud daubers are bro tier as fuck, user

It looks like Toronto

Then we will just have to keep experimenting until we find a child that's resistant to oxygen poisoning

fucking hippies

we will never know for sure if we don't conduct the necessary experiments

tfw know about these things
>visit friend in Japan
>he lives in an area where these things are
>never be able to relax fully
>user do you want to go to the shrine
>NO I DO NOT.
>user do you want to go fuck bitches
>NO.

It really isn't, you've been misinformed. Also no SJW of feminist shit and close second-third best looking 3d girls.

easiest way would be to con a few thousand people into moving into a biodome and secretly increasingly the oxygen levels ever so slightly once a year

>we will never know for sure if we don't conduct the necessary experiments
Nor do we really need to.

giantess is never going to be real, my friend

but the results would be fucked up by Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin

Here's the Japanese version

>Insects so powerful that you have to give it all of your wealth just to avoid being eaten
>And then they want interest on top of that, paid in solid gold

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This user is correct, the PSU fan should intake air from the vent in the bottom if the case and blow it straight through the PSU and back out the rear of the case. OP's PSU is mounted upside down.

Only in older cases that mount the PSU at the top should the PSU intake be mounted facing the inside of the case.

>japanese bug fights are an ancient tradition and magical in nature

lmao

>we didn't really need to discover electricity
>we didn't really need to discover the atom
>we didn't really need to invent things

You never know until you try, user.

set up four biodomes
two are oxygen increasing
one is control
one is a trap to lure Pauly and Stephen to their deaths

Pokemon are REAL motherfucker!

They're just too goddamn dangerous to train.

>spiders big enough to make noise when moving around
jesus fuck is this a joke
can't fucking imagine being near anything like that

>implying

It's comfy as fuck, mate.
View is gorgeous. Can't see it because of snow, but there's a huge ass lake over there with mountains in the distance. And commie buildings only take up a small portion in the old district. I live in a new apartment building, that was built last summer and anything that's left to what's in the picture are new buildings, shopping mall and shit like that.

I enjoy living here, don't know what your problem is. You mad because of libshit infestation in your country?

There's a difference between engineering lifeless entities and experimenting on your baby.

They're found pretty much everywhere. I thought I would be safe in a more urban here, but nope, they're here, too.

Let me clarify that I very rarely see them. However, they go wherever they want and will do as they please.

There was a nest of them in a tree near our home, so somebody called the police and had them bring in these specialists who closed off the surrounding area to keep people away from the nest. They then proceeded to smoke the area near the tree to calm down the hornets.

After that, they just pull out this hose that shoots this giant white goo shit all over the hornet nest. I'm talking like a giant cum gun that covered the entire nest almost instantly. They kept spraying goopy cum until the tree looked like it had a giant tumor growing out of it. Next, they pull out this large plastic wrap and wrap and wrap up the huge cum tumor.

Finally, they kept the area taped off for a week or two with signs saying THERE WAS A GIANT HORNET NEST HERE. STAY AWAY.

we still are

More like you're the baby.

>we

What about the medical experiments during WWII?
Again, you won't know until you try, or there's enough evidence and data to know for sure that nothing will happen.

I live in Japan and have been to many parts of Honshu (the biggest island where Tokyo and many other cities are) and have never seen one.

But I fear the day that I do. I already have to deal with the sickest looking cockroaches in the entire world, as well as cicadas and jumping spiders.

On the plus side there are lots of cool bugs here like praying mantises, goldbugs, hercules beetles and whatnot. And I normally hate the shit out of bugs but these guys are still cool.

>we

its quite obviously dead family member

>After that, they just pull out this hose that shoots this giant white goo shit all over the hornet nest. I'm talking like a giant cum gun that covered the entire nest almost instantly. They kept spraying goopy cum until the tree looked like it had a giant tumor growing out of it. Next, they pull out this large plastic wrap and wrap and wrap up the huge cum tumor.
isn't that just soapy water? iirc bees and wasps get fucked with soapy water for some reason

user, they found a spider the size of a puppy in South America 2 years ago. It's so big that the guy who found it heard it moving around and thought it was going to be an animal.

voices.nationalgeographic.com/2014/10/20/biggest-spiders-animals-science-tarantulas-south-america/

Fun fact, it has these thick and sharp hairs that it can shoot into your fucking eyes like a barrage of needles. It's fucked up.

what is there to even learn by toturing random children? Something is seriously wrong with you user.

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Thanks to our german friends, we know that injecting silver nitrate in your balls is bad for your health and that staying too long in subzero fluids make you dead. Great success.

But you must admit that he is relentless in his pursuit of super babies

>laying in bed reading this thread
>see something move
>tiny spider in bed next to me
>leap out of bed knocking over my fan
>no tissues
>don't want to get toilet paper and lose the fucker
>grab a crumpled piece of paper and use my flashlight to squish it
Normally I'm not so afraid but this thread, I'm pretty shook

>takes the arm

FOR WHAT PURPOSE SHRIMP-SENPAI

I'm going to be fucking sick

dont understand why everyones so freaked out by bugs. its not like they're big enough to hurt anyone... honestly they really help the environment and benefit you people more than anything else. in fact, today all humans should go outside and enjoy the sunshine and bugs to their full extent.

Scorpions aren't super dangerous, user.

They don't eat people and they're armored as fuck, so they generally wont bother you unless you get REALLY close.

He might end up making an extraordinary scientific advance and have the last laugh. Who knows.

How do you know it's torture if it's never been done before?
It might make an much healthy human being overall.

You know, we sometimes criticize society for having too many nuclear warheads on hand.

I say we don't have nearly enough.

>benefit you people
You mean US right, user?
You're included too right...?

also fun: youtube.com/watch?v=jW1Xmhfegf4

They don't have a complete nervous system, so no, it didn't feel anything.

Do not feel bad for Johj, for they are our natural enemy.

It might have been, but it definitely wasn't just normal soap.

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Here in New Zealand, we have weta. They are like giant crickets, I guess.

We actually have different types of weta.

This is the cave weta. It's huge and scary at first but it's mostly harmless. People let it crawl over their face without a care. I mean, I wouldn't because I'm not fucking insane but I guess it shows how they're safe? And they're kinda cute as well. The only problem is that cave weta live in caves. As in "they will drop from the ceiling onto your head inside a dark cave and you will scream like a bitch and hundreds more will drop down and you will die of a heart attack"

But that's it really.

Tell that to the US government who literally let everyone in unit 371 go free in exchange for the medical data gathered there, precisely because their laws wouldn't allow them to perform any of the shit done there.
It was actually the Russians who had to get some of them later and put them on actual trial.
Lots of them started pharmaceutical companies back in Japan after the war.

So please don't tell me that we've learned nothing from that but cherrypicking one extreme example.

Since nobody's helping: Remove it from the case, put it in an airtight bag for a week, and blow it out afterwards. If you want your computer back sooner, take it outside and blow it out with a leaf blower.

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Go to sleep Mr. Hornet

youtube.com/watch?v=hBnssLXZEwI

>ctrl+f
>rules of nature
>0 results

How the fuck

youtu.be/7XwGBy9MAQs made me think of this.
Man.. I wanna play burnout now

AND THEN WE HAVE TREE WETA, THESE VICIOUS FUCKING ASSHOLES. HUGE, AGGRESSIVE AND STUPIDLY STRONG FOR A BUG. THEY'LL ATTACK YOU FOR """THREATENING"""" THEM WHILE YOU RUN AWAY SHITTING YOURSELF

FUCK TREE WETA

I remember watching Monsterquest on the History channel talking about giant spiders the size of dogs
And something about Japs getting killed by giant centipedes in WW2

>has up to 150 offspring at a time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>run

Are you telling me hornets are faggots that only like to attack soft and easy targets?

No they're totally safe! In fact, its scientifically proven that letting this particular type of cricket clean the dead skin off your face will make your skin soft and smooth!

Yes, thanks to our japanese friends, we know that people die when exposed to a flamethrower attack. Waste not want not!

Honestly, this. My cousin had this thing where he'd pick up any scorpion he found and let it walk around on him and stuff.

The reality is that they're mostly pretty relaxed creatures, and the scorpions seemed more interested in exploring and finding a way down from my cousin's hand than stinging the fuck out of him.

There's been a few, actually.

Huh. Blocked in my country due to copyright grounds. Is the weta here the same as ?

Man, New Zealand gets the worst luck when it comes to copyright blocking bullshit.

We learnt alot from Japanese death camps and all they did was torturing random chinks

this is like a fucking pokemon or an enemy in an rpg fucking KEK

>"You wanna' fuck wit me homes? You gonna' die homes."

Hornets are like bees, in that when there's one there's usually a whole hive and they like to hunt in swarms.

That's pretty cool

Baere Grylls finds a tree weta, gets pinched, and eats it.

>almost cry
>almost

Who the fuck did it sting, Hiroshi Fujioka?

The best threads on Cred Forums are threads that are barely about video games at all.

Thats not a pistol shrimp

Because scorpions aren't assholes.

No, we fucking know how to treat extreme burns better.

Are you going to keep acting like a retard on purpose?

>best looking
>3D

kek

You haven't been in Might and Magic VI threads.

>its not like we're big enough to hurt anyone...

We laugh a lot at Grylls but the guy's got some balls.

huh...we got the same case

Even if i was a hornet, which I'm obviously not how can a hornet have a computer, do you realize how insulting it is to compare hornets to bugs? hornets can FLY and have STRONG STINGERS. How many other bugs have that you ignorant cunt? Yeah, doubt you'll have a proper answer to that faggot

>we fucking know how to treat extreme burns better
Except for a skin transplant, we don't. Next you're going to say Starfish Prime was a good idea.

I wonder what it tastes like? Maybe like giant land lobster.

>tfw born to late to shoot giant insects and eat dinosaurs.

FUN FACT

THIS THING IS SO HUGE YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR IT COMING. IT HAS HARDENED CLAWS ON IT'S LEGS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE BUT NOT AS LOUD

Imagine that shit.

>Walking down the street at night
>Hear "clop clop clop"
>Is that a horse? What the fuck?
>"clop clop clop"
>Well it sounds far away and who cares so-
>"clopclop clopclop clopclop"
>Wait, is it getting faster? Are there two horses?
>"clopclopclopCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP"
>It's getting louder why don't I see a hor OH JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOLY SHIT

>ywn have a slice of roasted compsognatus

I live in urban Indiana and I've seen a garden spider bigger than that.

I only got one frame of it in my vision because I, like any reasonable human, freaked the fuck out and never went to that side of my house again, but I know what I saw.

Pretty sure it fed on fleas.

>Directing tech support to Cred Forums
Fucking kill yourself nigger, you're the cancer killing Cred Forums
Direct him to

>it has these thick and sharp hairs that it can shoot into your fucking eyes like a barrage of needles

Why would anything ever evolve this way?

Is this the start of the BETA invasion?

Oh god it took me a while to figure out what I was looking at here

Yeah let me dance and pal around with the brown recluses that are native to this region.
And while I'm at it I'll throw a big jamboree for the fucking yellow and white jackets.

If it's shit like worms and pillbugs, I am fine, but fuck most bugs.

I don't know what's worse- the hornet or how the scorpion eats by basically scooping it's guts out like a spoon..

get fucked fatass

I always get the stupidest giggle from these posts

Apparently there are spiders like certain kinds of huntsman spiders that have a longer leg spread but.... It's like comparing a giraffe to an elephant you know? Sure the giraffe is taller but the elephant has more mass. The Goliath bird eater tarantula literally weighs the same as a small dog.

dumb frogposter

Why didn't you just punch it?

The primary purpose of the facility was biological and chemical weapons development using pretty common deceases and then examining the effects and ways to treat them in case of a similar attack on Japanese troops.

Keep spouting those retarded, simplified examples though.

that these things HAVENT been hunted to the end of the earth and purged with what they're like is crazy

Only china would let this species live this long

Australia is incredibly placid except for the Sydney Funnel Web spider; Crocodiles and the Ocean
Our snakes are lazy and avoid humans; Dingos are opportunistic hunters and will only go after the infirm or children; the Tasmanian Devil is dying out and besides them Tasmania is even more placid than the mainland. If you know how to spot and avoid Crocodiles near fresh water and you have a gun and bullets to hunt with you can survive in the Australian outback indefinitely.

Honestly the American wilderness is much more dangerous. There are bears cougars and mountain lions to deal with. Australia does not have an Alpha land predator or any kind of similar threats. Quite legitimately the most dangerous wild animal to encounter on land in the bush is a boar/wild pig and it's an introduced species.

They're in Japan too and despite best efforts, they can't exterminate them all.

>Did you have cheese on your dick?
Peanut butter, crunchy.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Meanwhile, even Erasistratus did a better job at medical breakthroughs.

Because if he dropped it, it would get hurt, this is bad for the scorpion.

At the same time it also noted that your cousin wasn't trying to hurt it, so it didn't see the need to defend itself.

I, uh, still wouldn't go around grabbing scorpions though. I mean, dogs are cool and all but running around petting random dogs gets you bit.

Further fun fact. They have fangs up to 1.5 inches long, or 3.8cm. Apparently being bitten is like having a nail driven into your hand.

Mad nerd.

Australia is such a land of horrors that it has fucking CLAMS that are deadly to humans. CLAMS. THE MOST INNOCUOUS CREATURE EVER.

>roach literally shits it'self as it's getting stung

Darwin knew some shit

sure showed me fatlus

honestly youre better off being bitten by a goliath spider than a mammel or amphibian or fish. insect bites are proven to be safer and kind of fun in comparison.

I mean bigger regardless of how you slice it.

Its leg span was at least the size of my 20 inch CRT or a round party platter if you prefer and the whole length of its body matched it.

Its ass was at least 3 inches across.

>THE MOST INNOCUOUS CREATURE EVER.
Obviously not, or else they wouldn't have species that can kill you.
Really, the most lethal thing here isn't the wildlife, it's the telcos.

Thought the punchline was that his gf was jewish.

>kind of fun
The insect propaganda is intensifying to a point where we may not be able to contain it.

Lol you're a furry too! Gross!

yeah dont go in the ocean mate
any idiot could tell you that
it's not just australia either; something about our waters might make our ocean worse but fucking everywhere in the world has terrifying monsters lurking in the deeps waiting for you to go swimming in summer.

Do not go to the beach. The sun bearing down on your head is a trick. Ignore it and wall up your shores to prevent the horrors from the deep breaching the surface.

>implying implications

Why don't you guys setlle this outside and leave this stupid thread to die?

>The bites, which have been described as feeling like wasp stings, almost never require medical attention.

At least read the article.

China has clams that give you every type of hepatitis and AIDS.

They're called blood clams and they're called that because they produce blood for some fucking reason. It's not like they bleed, they just produce and secrete blood and I don't know why.

Anyway, since it's just fucking blood out in the wild they're prone to any and all kinds of diseases that spread in blood. The Chinese eat them, as do people in New England.

Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?

>This thread
Fuck this planet
Just nuke it and let us start on Mars again

shut the fuck up nerd

we will follow you

>They're called blood clams and they're called that because they produce blood for some fucking reason.
Yeah, they are found in brothels.

>it has these thick and sharp hairs that it can shoot into your fucking eyes like a barrage of needles.
jesus christ, pokemon are fucking real

FUCK YOU GOLIATH SPIDER, I KNOW ITS YOU

Why contain it?

youtube.com/watch?v=hHVbkxeSJg0

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Yeah, no problem buddy!

I read a different article mate.

livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html

Anatomy =/= treating deceases.
It also has nothing to do with anything. Just because you don't like the method, doesn't invalidate the results.
Maybe next time you should volunteer for one of those biological weapon tests yourself, walk into a field alone and die.

It's BECAUSE they are on such a small scale.
The laws of physics aren't as harsh when you are tiny.

You sounds pretty cool man, we should hang out, pic is me btw

Jesus fucking Christ, this world is fucked up.

this is a judy hopps thread now
abandon all hope ye who enter here

EEEEEH DEEEE EFFFFFFFFF

that was just plain rude

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>anatomy = / = treating diseases
Shows how much you know :)

I dunno man, snapping you claw at 100 mph underwater, even if you're tiny doesn't seem like an easy task.
Lifting 6 times your own weight also doesn't have anything to do with "less harsh" laws of physics.

Hey can I come with too?

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Jesus fucking christ I'd take the flame to that.

Kinky or horrible?

This again? So fucking gross.

this just seems wrong. spiders are creepy and sometimes pantsshittingly terrifying but they're not hornets or anything.

>Lifting 6 times your own weight also doesn't have anything to do with "less harsh" laws of physics.
yeah it does. square-cube law

Sweet jesus I can see a face
Sweet jesus I see a fucking face

>that pic

How does that happen

>Wake up
>There's a squished spider on my computer desk I didn't recognize before
>Thought I must have put a bowl down just at the right time and got it
>Clean it up
>About an hour later remember I put my 3DS in that spot
>Check it and see yeah its got spider-guts all over it
>I was playing it last night too
>and it was in my bed
>Feel sick

Not to mention last week there was a spider in my bed too. Where the fuck are they coming from suddenly? I didn't kill a single house centipede this summer, why aren't they eating up all the spiders? fuck man I'm so sick of spiders

It isn't hard when their bodies are physically capable of it, unlike humans. On the flipside, they aren't able to be remotely as large as humans due to physics: they would need a spine for starters.

Fuck you, let's talk about parasites.

This is the guinea worm. It lays eggs in water and it will fuck you up if you drink infected water. The larva will lay dormant inside of you until it reaches adulthood. Then it will attack your leg or your foot, creating a giant blister/boil thing that will burn like crazy. You will instinctively want to dip your feet into water to relieve the burning, at which point the blister bursts open and the worm slithers out.

This is kind of lewd.

Cutting up corpses and treating deceases in living people isn't the same

Anatomy is a basis of medicine, not medicine itself.

What you're saying now is like saying that all modern breakthroughs in maths are irrelevant because geometry was known 2000 years ago too.

that's horrifying.

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>Nailed in place

Looks cute

Nature is beautiful ain't it?

The jews burning the nazis? Nature has a sense of humor alright.

>literally just got back into guro for the first time in YEARS this weekend
>after seeing this have no desire to ever look at it again

thanks user

>imagine insect abilities on a human scale
M8 its time you took an action packed trip to detroit

>I didn't kill a single house centipede this summer, why aren't they eating up all the spiders?

you what?
how is this better than spiders

That reminds me of the giant Metal Head centipede from Jak 2.

>implying hornets are worse than spiders

gtfo 8 legged cunt we set up shop here first

that's spooky. Imagine being nailed to a table and having your poop pulled out your butthole for spider purposes?

Nature is at least balanced.
You have pants-shitting things like parasites and hornets and all that.
You have straight up AWESOME shit like pistol shrimp and chameleons
and then there's the sweet stuff like those desert birds whose feathers store water over many miles to bring back to their young

check out terra formars lad

had a hunstman in my house a couple months ago and my mum didn't like it so of course dad had to kill it, after spraying it all the babies ran off its mothers back and retreated to the ceiling before dropping down on a thread as they died.

Probably around 100 or more i can't remember, was pretty horrible to watch and fucking bitch stills denies it was a huntsman.

More like having your cum be taken out.

it would take too much energy, that's why insects are so small

Fractal define R5?
Seems pretty popular here.

>a spidergirl will never harvest your poop forcefully
why even live

Centipedes are known for eating literally everything other than themselves, people often leave them alone for free pest control.
I've gotten used to them since they come around every summer, becoming desensitized to them.
Also they know their place, I never see them on my computer desk or on my bed, they always stay away from me.

Spiders though go wherever the fuck they want, so I much rather have the centipedes.

But for some reason despite not killing any of them this summer (This is the first summer I let them roam freely) I still got spiders up the ass lately.

Luckily I live in New York, it won't be long before its get cold and they'll all die out, but still I wish it would come sooner.

nah see this is the point you break out proper biological warfare
not pesticides
not smoke and fire
tailor made viruses
its a reasonable response to this kind of bullshit

hornets are pure terror
the worst hellspawns to disgrace this universe

In Otogi, there was a spider demon god with an instant kill attack you had to fight. It was sealed by crucifying it's hands but it was pulling the stakes out, you had to hammer them into place to reseal him.

will kill =/= can kill
in trying to kill off your spiders you've probably just selected for a more resilient breed

at least we dont live in our own strings of shit

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We're slowly pumping more sugar into the average human and ending up with huge humans. Humans are getting bigger and bigger each decade.

jesus christ no
you do not do that kind of shit

the things could evolve and become even stronger due to the virus
you can't create a new species to hunt them down because that's just making a worse monster

the only solution is to basically create a squad of THE FURY and just have them fly around burning everything

I want to fuck a spider

Really can't see little house spiders killing house centipedes. It's like a fly killing a Pray Mantis

>Insect overlords are fattening us up so that when they lay thousands of glistening eggs into our bodies we can sustain all of their young breeding inside of us.

NO THIS SEEMS SO PAINFUL FOR THE SPIDER.

DELET

fun fact
the snek in pharmacy symbols isnt snek but guinea worm. because back in the day it was considered the most skilled operation a doctor could perform

Insect brains are too simple to comprehend pain.

pssssh lol that's such paranoid bullshit. go cool that paranoid head in the grass outside man haha

JESUS, NATURE FINALLY DID IT

FLYING SPIDERS

FLYING

FUCKING

SPIDERS

news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150818-spiders-animals-science-flying-forests/

I guess that's what David Icke has been trying to tell us all these years.

INSENSITIVE FUCK

>see hornet
Kill it no mercy
>see spider in my home
Put a glass above it, paper beneath and then carry it outside

Fuck Hornets, literal niggers of the insect world.

can it at least feel positive emotions too
otherwise what's the point

It's more that they lack the central nervous system that things like mammals have, which allows them to "feel pain", in a way. Apparently a spider, for example, will undergo some sense of confusion when trying to move a limb which has been ripped off, due to trying to move something which isn't there.

so
this is it
isnt it?

They are also apparently too simple to comprehend caps.

My literal faggot friend is a bug sympathizer like you.

It literally shits itself in terror. It will never know happiness but it will know suffering and despair in its final moments of its life.

>this thread
I won't need to fap for the rest of the year, I know have psychological ED

That does it, we are literally living in EDF.
Air Raider masterrace.

hey new Half In The Bag is out

>Only the females hunt so only they are capable of delivering a sting, which with that of the bullet ant is considered the most painful of any insect sting scoring 4.0 to the bullet ant's 4.0+ on the Schmidt sting pain index.

Sometimes in Australia it will rain literally millions of spiders at once, and then they all colonise that area. Look at this photo. Zoom in.

THAT'S ALL FUCKING SPIDER WEBS

Why do people live in Australia?

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THAT FUCKING WILLIAM SHATNER MOVIE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

JESUS
CHRIST
NO
NO NO NO

NO THAT'S TOO MUCH

Is that a NZXT? Mine is white, muh cracka ass cracka

Insects (size x10) vs Deep Sea creatures?

Taking the whole concept of air/water/breathing shit out of the equation.

oh boo ho, they're only money spiders.

They can't get out. It's a prison, remember? What kind of fucking sins against god did you have to commit to get sent there though?

youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM

Aw hell nah

duct tape all holes in your psu then burn it in a fire while singing the EDF song

>Google what a money spider is
>This comes up

IS THIS WHERE THIS FUCKING PHOTO COMES FROM? HOMES ARE FUCKING INFESTED WITH MILLIONS OF THESE GIANT BLACK SPIDERS? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. NO. EVEN IF THEY AREN'T POISONOUS I WOULD FUCKING HAV A HEART ATTACK SEEING THEM INREAL LIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Why does the silk keep coming? Why doesn't the spider stop?
Is it just a reflex thing? Does the spider keep shitting silk because it feels like it's falling or something?

Aw shit that reminds me of the old edit where they have health bars

>huntsmans
>comfy

t. hornet

I thought that was from a documentary shot somewhere in England. Either way, I've never seen anything like that happen and I've spent a third of my life on properties in Australia.
Well, it turned out to be in Australia after all:
news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150518-spiders-australia-silk-webs-animals-environment/

Near where I used to live. It doesn't happen "sometimes", though. This coincided with a record amount of rainfall, basically making the region suddenly explode with life. This is very rare and most people will never witness such a thing. I really don't get the whole "everything in Australia will kill you" meme. I mean, look at nations like the USA, which has fucking bears, cougars, mountain lions, alligators, etc. They are more of a threat than pretty much anything you'll find here.

You know what's weird? That comes out of a spider, but I wouldn't consider silk/webbing as dirty.

Money spiders are literally any very tiny spiders that are brown/goldish in colour.

what wrong with you cunts, they are just bugs

Isn't there some sort of fly that comes out in the middle of the US and it's like a fucking cloud of them, and the citizens need to dedicate days to scooping up the thousands of dead bodies after?

This is one of the reasons why Roaches try to live with us equally in New York.

They get BTFO'd when nature's real gangsters approach them.

Roaches, niggas, and Latins need to unite and take over the white man.

I don't get this "act like a scared 12 year old girl because of insects/spiders" meme.
I mean there aren't actually that many fully grown, adult men and women who are actually afraid of those things, right?

I'd be embarassed if something as trivial as a bug would control my life that way.

USA doesn't have to go through their socks, shoes, underwear, pockets, trousers, shirt one by one every morning, just to make sure there isnt a death lurking in one of them. Aussies do.

fun fact, theyre in the US i got hit by one about a month ago

Things like this could be sped up dramatically using genetic engineering, but people keep complaining that it might get used to make 'designer babies', i.e. 'making everyone really pretty is a bad thing now'.
I don't like removing the interesting variation in human features either, but removing weaknesses before they're even born is far more important.

isn't that our strongest web spinner that's captured our weakest snake? (and what must be a tiny one at that; with good use of perspective trickery to make both appear huge)

It's instinctual.
Think about it, 1000s of years ago do you think people were smart enough to fear bugs knowing they were toxic and shit?
No, it had to be built in

Dude. ELECTRONICS try to kill me in Australia. I got an electric shock from a faulty alarm clock and a lamp exploded, sending glass shards everywhere. That being said, it was schooly(?) week in Australia or something. I think that's like Spring Break? Anyway, a bunch of idiot kids probably fucked with those things so it's probably not Austalia's fault.

Probably.

I thought you said something about a gook thread

mayfly?

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Yeah think so
fuck just looking at them gives me shivers

Hey, I'm like you, except in Cleveland.

>Dude. ELECTRONICS try to kill me in Australia. I got an electric shock from a faulty alarm clock and a lamp exploded, sending glass shards everywhere.
That's purely China's fault.

how do you evolve so that you have the equivalent of guns as hands

So what happened to OP?

>Aussies do.
No one fucking does that.
Is this an extenuation of the being ignorant is funny, meme? Do you legimately think it's funny to latch onto stereotypes born out of 80s and 90s movie portrays of over the top characters like Crocodile Dundee?


>That being said, it was schooly(?) week in Australia or something. I think that's like Spring Break?
Schoolies. It's when kids finish year 12 and are basically done with education unless they go to uni. A shitload of kids from NSW head up to Queensland, go to the tourist areas and generally act like complete fuckwits for a week or so. I guess it is basically like Spring Break. Sounds like you were there at the worst possible time, as teenagers are fucking insufferable and even moreso when they are filled with alcohol. Even the cops stationed around the schoolies infested areas generally act like fuckwits more than usual.

He's a nest now.

I like how it just flicks it away once he's done with it.

>Fractal

Mein negroes

our Horse-Flies regularly get to the size of a thumb and bite
They appear in March every year in Australia (March-Flies)
Course they're not a local species; they appear world-wide

>billion of spiders moving at the speed of light, i dont think my heart will survive that encounter
thanks for the good chuckle, m8

Are you telling me every Aussie DOESN'T carry around a comically huge knife and wear one of those funny hats that go vertical on one end?

Question
what would happen if flesh was close to that snap when it happend?
Would it get burned or just split aprat?

You think thats bad? These niggas grow as big as your hand, when they fly their legs and wings vibrate. You niggas know nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=gaGz_v0EC_M

>about to call bullshit, since I remember the caduceus is a greek symbol of learning or some shit
>the wiki article states it was misappropriated from medicine-unrelated greek myth a long, long time ago due to symbolic similiarities to the treatment of guinea worm
Well shit.

I mentioned horse flies specifically because they bite and are aggressive; not just because of their size

Also the crane fly you posted just has big legs and its bite is harmless; Horse fly bites fucking hurt and they NEED to bite during breeding season (usually they just bite horses or cows but its not uncommon for them to go after humans)

Prehistoric earth can go suck a dick
Evolution really had our backs on this one

>implying british beer could get you drunk ever

That's a big fucken fly. If I saw one of those badboys flying towards me I'd shit myself.

If It moves and jets around as fast as a normal fly that's even worse.

>Feet feel like something is on it
>Move it, it's probably just paranoia
>Look down
>Mfw fucking cockroach just strolling around my toes like it's nothing
My fucking floor had holes near the area where it meets the wall, and I had all types of shit crawl out of it. Even a fucking worm. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PS4 CORD BUT NOPE.

...

I no longer wonder why Japan is so fond of Earth defence force games where you hunt down giant insects.

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

>reading thread
>snacking on salt & vinegar chips
>bite into what can only be described as a soft ball of salt without looking
>remember the nests and other such horrible things in this thread
>panic and spit out crunched chips and pieces of what used to be a glob of fuck
>throw away the lays chips and never touch them again.
Need to fucking air out my keyboard now. Goddamnit Cred Forums.

the upside to them over things like flying cockroaches or mosquitos is you can slap them out of the air without a great amount of difficulty; they're probably about the same speed as a normal fly but nowhere near as agile (because more weight = less ability to ride the wind currents of the hand approaching you to just float out of the way)

DO YOU LIVE NEAR A TOXIC WASTE DUMP WHAT THE FUCK

Why didn't PETA go apeshit over this video?

Do you even ale bro?
>8% stouts etc.

it doesnt market well
you can protect fluffy bunnies until the cows come home but the moment you start saying "lets not wipe out entire species of dangerous bugs because muh environment" everyone treats you like the crackpot you are

Really I wish they WOULD go apeshit over this kind of thing

Put ant powder down the edges, I did and it keeps things dead even spiders when they cross the line.

What about the bee ball attack?

>google this praying a Wikipedia article doesn't show up
>it does

WIPE THEM OUT HORNET GENOCIDE NOW!

they don't do shit tho. At least the ones i saw in italy. I think they feed on fruits?

Bug sympathizers are disgusting scum of mankind
There are literally billions of the fucks, kill one and a million replace it

If I ever see someone with a pet spider, im gonna sneak in a match and alcohol inside his place and gas the little shit

Hell if I lived in Australia I would be arrested by serial arsonism

I was in that thread!.

>arrested by serial arsonism
>by
>getting so consumed with your own pyromania your body seizes up

>it's not deadly

>but it would still be extremely painful

Spiders are retarded, and will spaz and attack you when you least expect it. They don't think of you as a fellow, and it will attack you randomly. Likely one day it will creep up to you when you're not paying attention, you'll reflexively react in surprise, and it will freak out and bite you.

I'm happy I live in the UK where the worst I'll get is an annoying cranefly, or an ordinary wasp.

This, the VGA's were the cherry on top of the cake.

>mfw I realised what this was

Cred Forums - insects

Quality thread though. I would never guess that i would spend my evening reading about spoopy deadly monsters. Thank god I live in europe.

Why does that anime have a snake on its head

Hey, what's the skinny OP? You ded?

oh god

FUCK THIS THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a liquid produced within the spider. It's not a reflex, it's not pushing it out. The human is pulling it right out.

>Imagine if you were human

>doesn't even use his primary weapon

Hey guys remember me, i'm a brain eating parasite found in warm waters in inland australia

How australians even manage to live?

They don't.
They're just walking corpses kept mobile by thousands of parasites, pure toxins flowing in their veins.

Are you kidding? They don't care about that. They got pissed when Obama swatted at a housefly.

That looks like a clown's face
I don't like Australia

Australia likes you.
It might be slow but it's coming for you.

wtf is this how they make silk?

Reminds me of the one where they have mana bars too.

No they infuse spider dna with goats and then harvest the goat's spider milk because it has silk in it.

>why am I at the beach?

/fit/ - Rules of Nature