MMO guild and drama stories

>Join a guild
>Notice there is always very talkative person there
>Turns out it's a mildly attractive girl (people could link their facebook on the forum)
>She's a total bitch to everyone but always getting jail-out card because she's a girl
>Total psycho and attention whore
>Left guild on her own several times because she disliked some of the members for non-existing reasons
>Kept telling officers that she won't join back unless persons gets kicked
>They do get kicked (mostly because they were literally whos) and she rejoins few times
>It goes on for half a year, whenever she is on there is drama
>Eventually guild master and officers decide to kick her out for good this time
>She starts making up lies about our guild in world chat and spamming it for us not letting her to join back
>After few days of complaining in public chats, she gets invited into another guild
>Month later that guild disbands because of her
>She joins another guild to do same shit

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>Join a guild
That was your first mistake, pubbie guilds are just a fucking hive of high school drama.

>all those words

You need actually need to read while on this site, who knew?

i know but its just too much words

Was that on nostalrius?
Was she a priest?

Kek, I've actually left a guild because it had too many people I didn't like. Never destroyed guilds though.

Yes

did her name start with N?

LONDON

This is an old pasta.

Look at all these new fags.

>in FFXIV
>recently mare a friend
>he invited me to his FC
>he was planning on getting married to a girl in-game
>she was also in FC
>every time he logged off his gf would flirt with another dude
>thought it was playful so brushed it off
>someone else in the FC screenshots the flirting messages
>sent the messages to the bf
>wedding day
>in the chapel, the NPC is about to officiate the two
>before it happens, he calls it off and tells her he knows about the messages
>whole FC in the chapel erupts
>she leaves

Maybe, I forgot. Why?

>half the guild are turks
>gm is a turk from switzerland

There's plenty of copypasta much longer than this.

Apply yourself, nignog.

Nice of you trying to fit in, but I literally just wrote that. Look it up in any archive and you won't find this story

just wondering, if yes then she was in our guild for 1 hour too, left though cause some of my mates bullied her out, she couldnt handle the bantz

>Join comfy guild 2 years ago with +- 20 players
>Owners are a couple in their late 20's, I'm 25
>Always have good talks with people, everybody is nice and knows each other
>I quit because warlords is boring me
>Join back for legion and most of the old people left and it now has 200+ members

I don't know if I should jump ship or stay.

Wrath killed my TBC raiding guild.

>Wrath rolls out
>people took their times to level
>another guy and myself got to max level fairly fast
>another guild wanted two rogues to fill in for their guys who wouldn't be able to play right away
>we join them for raids
>we get geared and are ready to help our guild out
>they throw a bitch fit over the other guy getting geared without them despite us asking if everyone was OK with it
>no one complains about me because I was an officer
>causes a rift of people who sided with the guy and the people who were upset about him raiding without them
>people quit left and right because of this

Apparently them being OK with us raiding while we waited for them to catch up meant they weren't actually OK with that.

People didn't want geared as fuck people in their guild to help them carry raids? wat

I've heard the exact same shit before here on Cred Forums when it came to WoW.

Either it's the same chick who did the same shit to another guy or you're just copying this shit.

Tell them you're an oldfag of the guild and should be given leader rights.

Nice Blogpost Tom! May I subscribe?

These kind of stories always get to me. I can relate.
And it's always the comfy guilds that are run by couples

triggered tumblrina

Everyone was pretty tight during our TBC days. We didn't make it to Black Temple, but we were close to getting there. We both had asked the guild if they would be cool with it and they thought it was a good idea. The same people who said that got pissy that he got geared. I assume they were mad at me too but I became buddies with the guild leader and was promoted to our guild's, "Rogue Class Leader" thanks to saving a Gruul run by dodge tanking.

This happened a couple nights ago.

>Guild has had dramas in the past but we removed those people
>Known a few members for years now and consider some of them good friends
>Playing Overwatch with friends and some new guys
>Talking about music
>Bring up a band I like just brought out new music and link it
>The new "cunt" calls me a retard for liking metal, goes on a massive rant on how "retarded it is" and that I am a cunt for liking it
>Music is one of my favourite things in the world so obviously I get triggered
>Call the guy out for acting like an asshole and theres no need for this
>He goes on and on and on
>Leave channel and chat with a couple friends
>Next day friend calls him out in front of everyone, telling him that he indeed was acting like a dick
>They all start talking shit about me in chat, I'm not in the channel but I can see the text
>"Whiny little bitch" and "cunt"
>Say no, you're the ones acting like cunts, you have been here for 3 months, I have been here since 2012, and you act like you own the fucking place
>They also bully the other members, call names (one is a fucking furry and he thinks he can talk shit) and I was the only one to call them out on their shit
>Thank my friends for all the good times in the guild, still in contact with them
>Tell the others to enjoy the toxic shithole they have made
>MFW these cunts are the guild leaders best mates
>MFW they say I'm the bad guy
>MFW I had to leave a community I had been a part of for years because I don't have the energy or time to deal with these cunts.

My only regret is not screen shotting the chat to post here

>pokemon revolution online
>joined some guild
>only rules are to be 18+ and somewhat mature
>meet some of the people and get to know them over time
>notice theres this couple in the chat, always joking and flirting
>one joke lead to another
>at one point I made a mom joke to the guy who's flirting with the girl
>for some reason he FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
>tells me to have some respect and other bullshit
>actually left the guild because of me
>his gf or whatever also started yelling at me
>im completely flabbergasted at how these people can get so mad over a single joke
>later the guild leader PM's me
>saying that im not in trouble
>this guy has some anger issues and would be back in the guild anyway
>I asked what made him so angry
>"he's french"
>laughed my ass off all night that day

>run by couples

During tbc I was erp-ing with the wife while the husband (who was guild master) wasn't logged in. She was in her 30's while I was barely almost 18.

I was a kid and didn't realize that the person could be nearly old as my mom. She was just lonely at nights since husband was working as a driver and had night shifts.

or y'know

this shit happens all the time in wow

Did your friends stay in the guild?

Stop being a whiney little bitch

Yeah, oh well

Haha, I just call out people on their bullshit. Or if someone is acting like an asshole, I'll tell them that they're acting like an asshole. This time it upset them so much, him and all his butt buddies had a go at me.

That sucks. If it were me I wouldn't call them friends if they stayed in that guild and associated themselves with people being assholes to everyone.

Is there a reason they stayed?

>Played since vanilla with the same guild, quit in early Cata, guild died sometime later
>some guild oldfags want to get together again for Legion
>they're now middle-aged Republicans arguing about gun rights in Vent
Nothing killed my hype quicker.

Always the French who have temper tantrums over little things they find disagreeable, and yet they always want to strut around like they're hot shit until something triggers them.

You sound like a faggot.

Why not educate yourself so you can argue with them?

Wow, it's almost like people grow up or something. What a shocker.

>join a guild
>only 6 members bit really tight
>raid with other guilds and works out pretty well
>guild leaders best friend is obnoxious try hard wigger (not even tough wigger, just pathetic suburban white kid)
>wants to rap battle me on ts
>his rap is retarded as expected
>my rap is shit but still hurts his feelings
>starts acting like pathetic little bitch
>No longer invited to raids or anything guild related, invites everyone in guild chat but me
>guild leader does nothing to have my back and just let's the shit happen
>kek, it's game a fags good riddance
>/gquit
>couple days later guild leader asks why I quit
>tell him he's a pussy for pretending not to know why like he's innocent
>acts like he stood up for me and acts like a complete fucking pussy trying to make sure I'm not mad
>laugh and tell him it's just a game
>join new guild and go on with wow

Still makes me laugh.

Been in the same guild since 2009 and anytime someone like this joins they get booted in a week.
As long as your guild leader and officers are married you don't need to worry about dick think destroying your guild I guess.

>back during cataclysm
>join random guild
>raided together
>never gave a shit about the people in guild
>decide to ninja loot one day
>guild rages, kicks me
>join another guild
>ninja loot during a raid
>get kicked again
>rinse and repeat

I've done this so much i'm literally know around my server and there's a watchlist for my name on forums.

>>wants to rap battle me on ts
Were you all 14 year olds?

>Someone dislikes the music I like
>Throw a tantrum like a twelve year old

If that happened to me I wouldn't give a single fuck. I know what I like and couldn't give a shit if someone else is triggered by my taste.
Who are you trying to impress?

Generally, yes, but people have actually been divorced over video game drama (usually because of actual infidelity though).

It was wotlk so I was like 18.

He wanted to rap battle, I don't even like talking on mic honestly. I was just tired of him.

I'm not sure, I'll ask them. But here's some more drama. We've had our fair share of toxic players, but people seem to only get upset at me when I call them out for being assholes.

>Be playing Warframe with the same group
>Talk of the Division, hype and whatever (lol)
>Theres one guy who always talks shit about games he doesn't like, or music he doesn't like whatever
>He also getsd upset when you say something he doesn't like is shit
>We're playing the Dumbvision, and I start to point out the flaws in the game
>This guy loses it in chat, starts calling me names and is pretty much yelling
>I tell him to calm down and call him out on his bullshit that he always talks shit about things we like and no one says anything
>Call him a hypocrite and he loses it again
>I mute him and tell him to calm down because no one wants to hear him acting like a baby.
>Starts calling me names again in chat and I warn I'll kick him for being toxic (group members have complained about him quite a bit)
>He keeps going so he gets a kick
>Other members (not my friends) decide they don't like this action, create a new server and reinvite the toxic player.

So these people got upset at me for removing cancer, said I'm unfit for guild leader and make a new server for voice that I have control over. I'm the only one in the group who calls out people for acting like assholes and I'm the fucking bad guy. No wonder why I left. Hopefully I can convince my friends to leave and we can start a new group without the fucking cancer.

This guy has been causing problems with other players that I'm close with, but the others in the group seem to enjoy his company. Oh well

Because there was a perfectly fine two-sided argument without my input. Shit man, I just want to play the game and bantz like the old time, not this political shit.

>This guy has been causing problems with other players that I'm close with, but the others in the group seem to enjoy his company.
Are those other players as thin skinned as you appear to be?
If he's just screaming about how much metal sucks just don't take the bait and let him look like an idiot.

>join a guild
>heavy unironical trump talk
>/gquit

>Listening to metal
Cred Forums is 18 and up

Are all women pieces of shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw

>Not listening to metal
Cred Forums is 18 and up

>Triggered this hard

You should make your own guild called "Safe Space"

Metal is for nu-males, checkmate

>leaving a guild because members are talking about something you disagree with

How does being a spineless little cuck feel like?

He made himself look like an idiot, I simply said why are you acting like an ass and theres no need for it, and he continued to abuse me like an angry 15 year old, the guy is 25 btw, also his friends started talking shit too. I dont wanna fucking deal with that crap when I'm trying to chill out and play some games
I also didn't structure that sentence properly. The 2nd time I said the "others" I meant the ones I don't know to well.

Theres a whole lot more to this, but can't be fucked typing it all out anymore

Nice try m9, metal is the shit

I'd make that just to see the applicants.

No you completely misunderstood me. It's just that I couldn't care less about american politics since it's so obnoxious.

>Join a guild
>Everything goes alright
>Guild dies without any drama of natural death
>Sometimes stay in touch with people outside the game anyway

>playing WoW in like 2006
>some chick wants to duel for some reason outside ironforge
>we go at it and she obviously sucks (keyboard turning, clearly clicking on abilities instead of using keybinds, etc.)
>deliberately play worse since i feel sorta bad
>she starts mocking me in chat since she thinks she's whooping my ass
>all of a sudden, dick is harder than fucking bedrock
>literally start jerking off while still poorly dueling with the other hand to make it look like i'm bad
>she finishes me off as i cum all over
that's how i discovered i'm a masochist

They won't talk about American politics forever, that conversation ends eventually and people move on to talk about other things.
Surely you don't expect every conversation to be about topics you care about.

>joins american guild
>gets butthurt when americans are talking about american thing
i get it though. playing with insufferable yurocancer is the worst

Thanks for proving my point. :^)

>Join guild (EU)
>People having fun and laughs about Trump memes
>Get triggered
>Leave guild
I-I-I-I'm with h-her

Why is there Trump defense force ready to voice their opinion in any thread when they see someone without MAGA hat?

>bottom right chat
>"people like you give this game a bad name"

nah, WoW is a shitgame to begin with anyway

I remember that image floating around the internet during TBC era

What ever happened to these WoW chat screencaps? I remember there was a site dedicated to them

I thought the same thing, I don't want to put it against them since they're still nice people. I came back the next day to them sharing pictures of their new American flag coffee table that opens up to allow them to hide guns inside.

What was a better mmo during early 2000's?

Why are people attacking Trump in a thread about MMO guild drama?

>Playing WoW don't remember the year but it was some time in the WOTLK expansion
>get invited to random guild at around level 30 of my first time ever playing
>chat with people every day
>make a bunch of friends
>play by myself, only ever doing instances/dungeons through the matchmaking thing
>Get to max level and keep only playing with pug's, still talk to everyone in clan every day
>one day someone in clan asks for 1 more person for a dungeon and I figure why not i'll join in
>about 1/3 of the way through I get a lag spike and accidently lure like 3 patrolling dudes
>leader gets insanely mad over it
>I say, "sorry lag spike"
>Get kicked instantly from the party
>say in guild chat "woah no need to PMS"
>Get kicked instantly from guild

That shit made me so mad.

good thing im in a pvp guild which requires 2,4 in last season, so no girls there

For

>he doesn't want to make America great again

Kill yourself, commie.

Because they are sharing their guild stories and how they are annoyed when it suddenly becomes maximum trump posting, which isn't even an attack on Trump.

Tibia

It should be nuked for all that matters. Couldn't really care less. I play games for the sake of playing games, not for cancerous political debates by self proclaimed political intellectuals

>Guy throws tantrum and /gquits because one guild he joined talked about Trump

>Start talking shit about Trump
>Complains when people resist

This is why we need vetting of faggots on this board.

Maybe Trump will make Cred Forums great again someday.

>immediate quit without any further messages is throwing a tantrum
>I still must tell him how amazing Trump is and how he should enjoy it all

Youre disgusting. She is too.

>America should be nuked for all that matters
>Couldn't really care less
>cancerous political debates

Underaged detected.

We need a president, who wrote The art of the deal

Not drama but feels
>join guild as noob on server which wasnt even in my area
>fuck around until level ~70ish and spam trade asking for runthoughs of kara
>mad pala whispers me and runs me through flawlessly chatting away the entire time
>we hit it off, he invites me to join his guild and things go swimmingly
>get to max (wotlk) and raid with the core group through his good graces
>he deploys midway through the expansion and never hear from him again
>personal friend from guild tells me he was killed in combat
Quit soon after, fuck this game

>Join guild in WoW
>Everyone is cool
>We always chill and talk about life
>New member joins
>Tell the guy we don't want any monkey trouble
>Calls me a racist
>Says guys like me ruin the game.
>Guild leader steps in
>Says the only difference between a nigger and a hog is that you can eat the hog
>Negro rage quits
>We laugh for hours

Runescape
Risk Your Life
Anarchy Online
Lineage
Exteel
Aion
Guildwars
Ultima Online
Nexus online
Ragnarok Online
Everquest

and the list goes on, WoW was just being very commercial but that doesnt mean its a good game

FFXIV-related

>In A3S
>I'm a DRG
>We have a MCH with us
>Whythefucknot.jag
>We wipe of course
>MCH goes off on me about my DPS
>He's clearly parsing which is a ban-able offense
>Don't give a shit, i'm literally criting 2k and 3k dmg
>MCH is the one that dies to mechanics first and makes up excuses
>He has the nerve to type "loldrg" every time we wipe
>We eventually keep wiping for hours then we decide to leave
>MCH is going off on how i'm a "bad DPS" and such in FC chat
>Other members that weren't in the raid with us hop on his side and start shit talking me
>Thankfully the members that were in the raid, including leader, come to my defense and call out the MCH
>MCH and his fuck buddies start raging at all of us
>Leader kicks them and that was that

>playing WoW during Cata
>Join some Canadian Guild (first mistake)
>start hanging with this BE healslut
>complete attention whore
>but w/e she'd run me thru dungeons and shit
>she starts sending me pics
>asking for my kik
>always wants me in a vent private room so she can hear my voice
>tells me she works at a lenjerie shop in Alberta
>I don't really care so yea w/e thats nice
>MoP comes out but I haven't bought it yet
>mfw she goes out and buys it for me
>kinda feel bad because i'm her only friend
>start chatting with her more often

>GM messages me later: "Yo we're gonna kick that healslut, she's a drama queen"
>lol k
>I start to ignore her
>she unsubs a few days later

She was tall and cute too, but an attention whore. Sorry jo
>also have another story if interested

>Damage meters a bannable offense so shitters and casuals don't feel bad
>2.5 sec gcd
No wonder the game has

>MCH goes off on me about my DPS
>He has the nerve to type "loldrg" every time we wipe
>Leader kicks them and that was that

Leader should have kicked him as soon as he was going off on other members in the party when he's not even the leader.

what are you gay if she isn't a bad healer and she sends you nudes oh... you made this all up

>Anyone who doesn't indulge themselves in pointless and obnoxious political debates is underage
You must be a redneck

lol no nudes just pics of her face or at work and shit

plus she was a single mom and canadian

>You must be "person I stereotype and supposed to hate cause my libfriends says so"

>french but don't say a word
>mfw other frenchies getting mad in voice chat

>Runescape
>2006
>Me and my 9 year old friends tried to start a mining company
>You can imagine how well that went

>Hear about some guy named "Zezima"
>Used to walk around the world and have my friends follow me repeating "Zezima!" to make people think I was him
>Got some free shit out of it but it rarely worked

>One of my school friends said he could kick my butt
>We talked to each other over the phone while we played because 9 year olds can't type fast
>We both agree to do a 1v1, only rule is no food
>I start kicking his ass
>When I get him down to 1/3rd of his health he suddenly starts eating
>I say "Dude what the fuck"
>He just goes silent and continues fighting me
>I didn't even bring food because there was no point given the rules
>He kills me
>I give him shit about it at school and all of our friends think he is a coward for cheating in Runescape
>He agrees to give me all my stuff back to avoid getting excommunicated by us
>I had full addy, he gives me everything but my addy scim and full helm
>Tell him "What the heck dude give me everything back"
>"That is everything"
>He logs out
>Tell my friends and no one likes him anymore
>For the rest of the school year he hung around us despite no one liking him
>He'd figure out when we all played and follow us, we ignored him and the entire time he'd 3rd wheel us

>Join a guild in Maplestory
>Having fun and good times
>Guild master´s "GF" hits on me and want me to be her new in-game sugar daddy because I became the richest fellow in the guild and got the highest level
>"Flattered, but I just want to play the game and have fun
>She tells on the Guild master
>I get kicked for trying to "steal" his girl
>Not even hearing my side
Fucking whores and their beta orbiters, ruining everything. I just wanted to have fun with others.

Again, you seem to be missing the point of me not caring about politics, especially in video games. You are just proving my point how obnoxious it is, you realize that right?

>Buy Guild Wars
>Loving the fuck out of it solo
>Decide to extoll it's virtues on my friends at the time
>Two of them pick it up and many adventures are had
>We decide to all pitch in and make a Three-Man Guild between us
>More adventures are had
>I decide to take a break from the game before the next expansion (Nightfall by this point), pass on guild leadership to one of my friends decided by flip of a coin
>Shortly after, neither of them talk about GW any more
>Chock this down to them being considerate for me
>Couple of months later, got Nightfall, log in
>Guild is filled with random faggots
>Friend left in charge abandoned the guild leadership to random faggot
i was not a happy bunny on that day.

>Being illiterate underage
At least you tried right?

>In a guild mostly of people I know irl
>We begin raiding on Thursday
>The one girl is of course the raid leader
>Tfw you know you'll never be able to call her out on shit because she'll have an army of cucks behind her

You're the one showing your true colors more and more by saying stuff like redneck

Thing is what I noticed about people that use parsers if they're shitters themselves, they're hiding the fact that they lack DPS themselves and project it onto players with better DPS. A lot of virtue signalling in the process.

You can't reason with Cred Forums

Why do people do this? Is it some form of mental illness? I mean how the fuck can you not get along with people, especially people on the internet where all you have to do is type courteously and politely?

Sorry for triggering you like tumblrina then. :^) I will try to keep this thread a safe space for you.

>playing WoW during Cata
>asking for my kik
was kik even around then?

>mfw thinking kik was a form of kek, thinking people are just laughing

>game releases
>join a small guild
>have been grinding alot alone so i have a higher level than them
>they are nice to me so i don't tell them about my level to not make pressure
>girl gets friendly with me and starts sleeping in my room from time to time
>get to dungeon with my members someone sees a hidden room
>i knew from beta it's a trap and i won't tell them
>one member is hype af and rush to the treasue with us following him
>the trap activates
>i watch them die one after another
>as the girl is about to die she tells me it's ok
>never join guild again and people start calling me beater

You fucking mong, thats from sword art online.

Not at all

Well played faggot, you got me there.

it's a common story fag

Can we talk about tournaments too?
>Battlefield 1942 Forgotten Hope mod tournament
>join World at War (WaW) tournament around 2006-2007 and play on axis side
>by 2009 I'm part of the tank division
>axis team thanks to shit leadership has been on a generally bad performance for years now
>equipment selection for battles are rather poor half of the time
>doesn't help that our officers and people in charge have the reaction time to changing situation of a WW1 officer
>our "division" (the players designated as tank drivers and gunners) are really getting tired of this bullshit
>2010 and by now we have switched to the Battlefield 2 version of Forgotten hope and the Campaign changes to Greece
>we're up against US troops as Germans
>they get Shermans
>High Command gets us fucking Panzer III J's
>Our guns can't penetrate their front armor and they know this
>we can't support our infantry longer than 3-5 minutes before shermans roll to the scenes and unless we outnumber them 3 to 1 we die
>by fourth hour of the battle we call it quits and tell high command to go fuck themselfs
>massive forumside shitfest ensues after battle between the high-ranking officers
>quit the tournament after witnessing the state of our command
>join rival "Forgotten Honour" tournament
>learn that WaW is essentially considered a giant joke by the entire community
>they quickly accept me and are horrified to learn that I've played on WaW for years
>mfw my tales of experiences in there are taken like horror stories

>join a new guild
>talk a lot, trying to meet people
>barely anyone talks back

>ffa pvp wq
>focusing on objectives (mobs) to get the shit over with
>see other characters brawling - one of them wins and figure they will charge me next
>pre-empt the situation by going in on him
>read character's name, it's one of my guildies
>stop attacking him, go back to killing mobs
>he doesnt stop attacking me, chases me for 2 minutes and kills me anyway
>call him a dick in gchat and put him on mute

>next day
>apparently he was a high ranking officer
>other members talking about me a lot, officer must be whining but i have him on mute
>other officer implies i should leave the guild

>mfw most likely losing my guild the day before raids launch

>Massive, known dramawhore from another guild tries to join the smaller guild i've been in for years because one of the members has latched on to them and spends all their time with them
>Everyone knows they're a cunt
>"lol no"
>the person they are close too starts throwing fits constantly
>accuses everyone of being bigots because the person is trans or some sort of weird gender
>finally the GM gets fed up and invites them "if they start shit they get kicked."
>Gets in and is immediately annoying as shit
>A few people just straight up leave
>they start stirring up shit by spreading around rumors about people they don't
>eventually the GM gets word of it
>Follows through and just kicks them
>The person becomes insanely vengeful and petty and takes their little clingy buddy with them and starts spreading rumors about our guild being bigots and shit

i knew it was a bad idea but nobody ever listens to me when it comes to inviting troublemakers

>thread derailed by political discussion
>people still think politics are an acceptable topic in guild chat

they don't like*

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>thread detailed by political discussion
>people still think politics are an acceptable topic in guild chat

>Have personal healslut
>Sever all ties with her
What the fuck is wrong with you? A loyal healslut is one of the most precious resources you can have in an MMO!

>Join for dungeon runs with this one guild that needed a healer in Wrath
>They like me and invite me to raid with them
>Clear naxx easy no prob, get undying
>Clear Ulduar no problem, healer leader GF is also healer, but way more shit than me and the other healers, still decide to take her with them for Algalon 10, never kill him
>Clear ToC heroic
>Having a blast, until ToC, decide the game isn't fun and decide to take a break and tell that to the people in the guild
>Come back early Cata
>Still in guild but plenty of people missing
>New members, notice they all speak with emojis and shit
>Find out that 4-5 girls joined since I left
>First raid release, they're all in the group
>Die within the first minute of the fight or just performance overall
>Manage to kill first boss
>Pretend to DC
>Log out and don't come back again until 5.4 SoO
>Guild is dead
>Joined another social guild and then a mythic one in WoD

Another unrelated one
>See girl apply to my mythic guild
>She had her instagram open and stuff
>Check her out, cute, but no good logs or experience
>Declined
>See that she put me and most other guys in the guild on /ignore after and closed her instagram full of duckfaces and lewd images afterwards
>If invited she probably would just get carried
women

>be playing with my mythic guild
>am one of the officers, recruit lots of people, a handful even stood long term and became core
>be there since wotlk, slowly progressed to becoming one of the pillars
>a guy that just got here a month ago, hasn't even got raider rank whispers me saying he has something of worth to ask me
>he says he's actually the officer of a heroic raiding guild and seeing how I perform I could give him some suggestion
>think to myself I'm gonna play along and pretend I'm interested in his pitiful guild
>say sure, give him the link to a post I made after editing it and fucking up rotation and gliphs
>the day after I log on
>he immediately whispers me screaming how he got kicked from the raid for doing sub par dps all because of my post
>tough luck kiddo
>whisper the GM of his guild, tell him how he's trying to jump ship to get into mine because he thinks you're lame
>he shits himself seeing my guild's name (top 5 worldwide)
>one minute later dumbo has been kicked out of his guild
>tell this in trade chat too adding some more details here and there to make sure no decent guild will ever add him again
>GM of his old guild even gives me his house address at my request
>tell this to Adam (GM of my guild) on Vent and we laugh it off
>he asks the retard to come on vent one day and invites him to our channel
>he's basically crying at this point asking me why I put all that effort into hurting him
>reveal to him that us elite mythic raiders are hardcore about everything we do
>proceed to swat him and his family 4 fun, dog got killed

To Everyone: If you're going to the effort of typing up a greentext story with your greasy sausage fingers why don't you go the extra mile and tell everyone how these people are being annoying instead of just saying 'they were annoying'? It makes for a better story.

>Be in guild with a few of my friends since 2012
>We play on/off again but it is always fun
>Roughly 10 of us in the guild, all of us personally know each other
>Pandaria comes out
>We go back to try it out
>Friend got a gf and she decides she'll join us and make a panda
>She barely said anything the whole time in call so we really hadn't formed an opinion on her
>Suddenly there are 12 people in the guild
>What happened
>Friend who was the guild leader said "Oh user, gf had some friends who wanted to try the game out too. They heard you could be a panda so they were sold hahaha."
>They went in call with us too and they constantly had side conversations about real life shit
>More and more people started joining the guild
>Quit after about 17 or 18 because the call was literally filled with people who were talking about X guy or X class or whatever, pretty much everything that had nothing to do with the game
>Friend wonders why I quit
>We're still friends and all, so I just tell him "The game is old, man."

Clearly it's fake, no man would ever sever a healslut

t. salty shitter who think he can join a decent myhtic guild

>dog got killed
What?

>new servers for TBC
>join a guild a week in
>tight knit
>afk for a few months
>rejoin guild
>we're doing Kara, gruul, etc
>2nd horde guild, 1st in wrath, people leave after cata, more leave for mop, can hardly do 10 mans anymore
>leave during mop
>come back in WoD
>kicked from the guild
>decide to check it on the armory
>guild is now dead, taken over by the autistic druid, his brother and their wives
>it's just them and their alts

It kinda hurts.

You're a fucking pussy

lol this guy thinks mythic raids are hard

Help me out here guys I think I might be close to having my own personal healslut.

Everyday when I login she whispers me a :)

I usually greet her and ask how she's doing, but further than that idk what to say.

because she was 3000miles away in fucking alberta, a single mom, and 31yrs old ffs.

What should I do? Send her dick pics?? And fuck off to that guy who thinks I'm lying

Send her a dick pic.

Just because you type it and use a buzzword doesnt make it true, lil guy

Let's see them mythic raid achievments from you, with timestamp

>tfw have a healslut as a huntard

>join small guild
>eventually made recruitment officer
>torn between wanting to make the guild popular for the cool GM and wanting to keep it a niche group of cool people

Are there recruitment addons? Or do people just search down the /who listing of people without guilds and do their thing there.

It's agreed on Cred Forums that metal is for underage and edgelords

boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/>proceed to swat him and his family 4 fun, dog got killed

are you a bot or something user? you have been doing this copypaste shit for months

No, it's not

Sure thing buddy

>had just started playing ffxiv
>invited to DC, everyone is nice, aside from a tiny bit of drama every once in a while
>recently FC started losing a lot of steam and there's usually less than 3 people on at a time
>say my goodbyes and switch over to balmung, join /vg/ company
>everyone's nice even if they are whores

Yes it is newfriend

>>For the rest of the school year he hung around us despite no one liking him

Yeah that was social suicide as a kid back in 2006, you did not want to seem like a pussy bitch in RS

I had a friend who did the same shit, actually scammed one of our friends and fucking held his account hostage.
One of the more violent kids in our group beat the fuck out of him after school, and we never spoke to him again. Though he was a loud fat fuck and honestly no one liked him that much to begin with.

>join /vg/ company
Is it full of ERP or do they keep that in private chats and just leave it somewhat tame in FC chat?

See also: rap, pop, rock, country, punk, EDM, RnB, classical and folk

It's a /k/ joke about the ATF, so in other words he's lying.

reminded me of this somehow
youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7qtlx9nwE

>folk
wat, think you forgot indie

>join a guild
>everyone's super cool but pretty casual
>get a nice little raid team going that is steadily progressing
>girl joins guild
>wants in on the raiding team despite being ultra casual
>can't make raid times consistently
>poor dps that causes us to fail dps checks
>dies constantly because she stands in everything
>guild co-leader starts sucking up hard to said girl
>can't get rid of her
>progression stalls permanently and causes the raid team to fall apart
>guild leader has to cancel sub for a few months and gives lead to co-leader
>girl cries and pitches a fit about not being an officer
>co-leader makes her an officer
>other officers call him out on it
>co-leader kicks all the officers who disagree with it from the guild
>makes girl new co-leader
>old guild leader comes back but ex co-leader won't give lead back
>forces the guild to split up
FUCK GIRL GAMERS

Nah, they keep the ERP to tells and the FC Discord, FC chat is tame as well. Everyone there is actually really nice.

FFXIV related boys here we go

>start playing over a year and a half ago
>drop for like 3 months
>come back with irl friend
>we run around gridania and I watch fucking with random people
>go to Carline Canopy
>there are three people from the same FC together
>the leader, his wife and his closest lieutenant.
>friend starts messing with the wife, petting her and stuff
>leader openly threatens friend
>friend challenges him to a 1v1
>leader questions whether or not he knew about the wolves' den
>intervene, calm things down between the two
>eventually the leader starts talking to me about their FC house
>a few days later he recruits me into his FC for an exp boost
>decide to stick with them for a while
>fast forward some time after Heavensward releases
>level 60 DRK
>meet BRD who "mentors" me on the path to the endgame
>BRD is really abusive and manipulative
>eventually have a falling out with BRD around 3.15, retreat to FC house
>BRD follows me, bringing one of her dipshit friends
>leader and lieutenant show up and call her out on her manipulative behaviour
>BRD leaves, her friend apologizes, having not known what was going on beforehand.
>be riddled with a lust for revenge for months
>aggressively did content, worked on anima weapon, etc. to get back at her for not dropping it.
>FC grows over the course of a few months
>couldn't get along with the new members
>get into scraps with the lieutenant
>leader excludes me from activities to alleviate tension
>call him out on it, he explains his reasoning
>don't buy it
>eventually get fed up and leave
>Transfer to balmung, having grown increasingly fed up with the world I was on
>some time later, leader contacts me with information I hadn't been privy to
>get into a fight over something he didn't agree with
>he cuts off the friendship on a bad note

I'm still burning with hatred, I want to go back and fuck his operation up.

No he's just not a beta who will accept his guild turning to shit

WoW is normie infested anyway so fuck it he did the right thing quitting.

Healsluts are for keeping company and having fun with, user. Not for sexting.

Oh fuck you Firefox, you want to correct half my weebcabulary but sexting is A-OK?

Just talk to her like you're a normal human bean m8

You got this, trust me

>Music is one of my favourite things in the world

>indie
Pfft, fucking mainstream shit for kiddies.

girl gamers aint the problem nigga. There are always going to be hitlers of the world. It's the fucking beta retards that indulge them that are the problem.

>Start wow, playing with my brother and sister
>Each get to cap fairly quickly and join a different guild, brother joins a social guild, sister joined a pvp guild and I just went for raiding.
>Have a few slots open for the Black Temple raid and get my guildies to agree to bring them in. Especially since my sister is a pretty good warlock and my brother is a damn good Holy pally.
>It goes considerably well, we clear the place and nobody cared that it wasn't a guild only thing like origionally planned.
>However my brother gets kicked out of his guild because somebody bitched that they couldn't get on the raid because of him. My brother aksed but my guild said no.
>Acts like my brother betrayed the guild.
>Sister is still fine for a little while and when we're down a DPS we invited her, by this point brother had stopped playing for a bit.
>Doing a sunwell raid and nothing is partiularly out of the ordinary, until my guilds leader starts laying it on thick towards my sister.
>Both of us tell him to stop since she's unconfortable and not interested in a 30-something person.
>I get immidiately kicked from the raid and guild.
>My sister shows me the chat log. Everybody is hounding her.
>Even her own PvP guild hound her inbetween.
>She just leaves.
>That's when I stopped playing WoW.

That's why I mentioned it, dum-dum

>be in 50 member guild since 6 years
>stop playing because WoD is shit
>come back
>970 members
>discuss a bit with people
>an old member gets some shitty heroic achievement, the surge one in Hall of Valor
>say "yeah, this one was quite easy" to make small talk
>guy was very proud of his shitty achievement and says that I'm arrogant and an asshole
>he is a well-known officer
>try to ask him why is he being such a dick by whisper
>doesn't answer
>ask his friend why is he being such a dick
>doesn't answer
>randoms insulting me in the guild chat sucking officer's guild
>whisper gm, telling him I'm sorry but it's not my kind of guild anymore
>no drama after that
>quit, find a comfy guild where I discuss with people and have fun everyday

I hope it won't end like the last one.

This is why all guild leaders should keep screenshots of their members list.
If this bullshit happens you can just start up afresh with all the decent folk who got booted (and hopefully haven't been scalped)

which is what I did till she got kicked from the guild. I quit shortly after she unsubbed anyways

It wasn't the same without her to dick around with tbf

Thanks m80

>be admin for a game
>watch as people get far too invested in the roles that you can play
>some people get really bitter and angry about things
>horrible people who erp and circles that are cancer
>kids and adults who are mentally ill or cannot understand that they are playing with other fellow human beings
>players who had to be sociopathic to explain the things they did
>realize I admin this for free
>quit

I miss doing things for the sane people who'd appreciate it and chilling with what was luckily a mostly sane admin team but it wasn't worth it in the end.

Silly user. That's why you don't interact with FC or just people in general. Find a small group of people, ensure that they don't treat games like high school, and just relax.

This.

My friends like to imply I'm autistic for not joining guilds, but they're the ones going through the autism.

I don't play video games to tolerate bizarre nerd faggot politics, I'd much rather just have a group of people I know well on my friends list that I can hitch a ride with instead.

Tried joining my friend's guild once, the "deep socialization and community" he was talking about was apparently chatting with 15-18 year old Australian high schoolers who just lusted after the one girl in chat that sounded fat all day.

NO THANKS.

I got nothing, but lurking. Looking forward to the Revelation Beta.

Any story that involves

>MMO
>Guild
and
>Girl

will always lead to bullshit. I've learned over the years, you just don't let girls into your guild if you're doing serious shit, she will end up ruining everything without fail.

what game?

Go to the screenshot thread if you're not interested in greentexts. Are you by some chance of african descent?

I know one of the Wildstar devs lurks here. Curious what stories he'd have.

I don't understand that. Male Americans seem to have really unhealthy relationship with females.

I never had this problem in french, and later in german servers. You never get someone is a girl until they speak in the TS chat.

only the ones that flaunt the fact that theyre girls. And its really the thirsty fucking male fanbase that thinks they can pick up girls on wow thats the problem.
>playing fem rogue
>just questing around
>suddenly get whispered "hey you look lonely ;)"
>"i'm a guy"
>stop responding
every fucking time

>Joining ANY guild with over 40 people. ever

>Play an Undead on a WoW RP server
>Able to RP seriously when needed, but never to an autistic extent, pretty social, mild pvper and always willing to boost people, raid towns or just have fun
>This is also Horde, so less people but tighter comunnity
>Adhere to my previously stated rule, fuck any guild that gets too big or starts having OOC /g chat drama.
>Become known as a wanderer both in character and out
>Show up to various rp events and shit, become known among the realm
>Switch between guilds, leaving them as they grow large, but helping lesser guilds start off
>Get offered leadership positions, but never want to handle such responsibility

Moral is: Fuck huge guilds, they get too unwieldy and it's less fun when you don't know everyone.

Fuck WoW. I had a close friend who play WoW by himself while connected to our skype call, ever since he played WoW he never wanted to play other games with us. Then he brought a girl from his guild into our skype chats all the time and he just became really gay. I jokingly insulted her one time and he lost his shit like he was trying to come off as a tough guy infront of her on skype. WoW makes you gay.

he'd have wanted you to continue your adventures, he obviously really wanted you to have them

>join a guild
>ruh roh drama is coming
>gquit right away
Fuck that shit, ain't nobody got time for that. There's plenty of other guilds out there. I can't believe people actually try to argue shit online. Same goes for people thinking they won't get dragged in.

I'm in a 25man guild and I barely know half, still I agree with you

Ah I remember you. Boris Darkblade wasn't it? I had the honor of meeting you in battle.

Those were good times.

My wandering bretheren.

Alright, let's see how y'all like this.

>Playing WoW during the end of MoP into WoD, before Orgrimmar.
>Playing on an RP server with hardcore RPers because I like to feel the cock buried deep inside me.
>Every day is more generic shit from RPers, always bitching about the state of RP and complaining that nobody does anything and then they sit on a dick in a tavern all day
>Decide to do something about it
>Make an RP chat hub so we can discuss inter-locking all of our RP ideas into a big giant story
>Goes great, we end up with over 300 unique people in the chat, the /chatlist is so large it takes up 8 posts some nights

But unbeknownst to us all, an evil stirred within.

>SJW vent has infiltrated our chat
>Chat rules are very clear about slurs and stuff, and we demand that people take arguments to whispers
>SJWs get fucking offended over every single comment and constantly start drama over chat
>SJWs have built a compilation of screenshot images that they post on the forum and edit to make certain people look bad
>Shifts all the blame onto me, the leader, for not banning these people
>Within 3 months after our peak, SJWs have posted 5 threads that slam myself and the chat
>SJWs eventually cause so much of a rift that people stop attending events
>Membership begins to drop
>Still holding events despite the SJW onslaught
>Now I'm getting harassed online, whenever I log in I get insulting and threatening whispers
>Holding one more major event to hype up people that remain and bury the hatchet
>Instead, SJWs form their own event that does nothing but follows mine around and trolls people
>300 active members with over 500 characters on my list of attending RPers, with the average night having about 80 people online
>Gone all because I wouldn't ban someone who said they were giving Bill Cosby the benefit of a doubt until he got convicted
>Quit and don't come back until Legion

We're doing really well now, though.

>that screencap

why the fuck would a level 1 twink go after lowbies? everything below level 15 is an easy gank/faceroll for a level 1 twink, at least go kill level 20s or fuck, even level 30s

youtube.com/watch?v=HBRkOza5zFs

FFXIV story, involves homosexuality and feels

>Be straight
>Play FFXIV
>Switched to Faerie server because Mateus be empty as fuck
>Rumors about this server being an LGBT server was true
>Half naked cat boys everywhere
>Players doing ERP
>Am a cat boy myself so figured i'd fit in
>Get invited to an FC
>Join it, tell everyone i'm straight
>They're cool about it
>Play with FC members for a few months
>Made friends with a male player
>Talk a lot and help with crafting, etc
>Late night in FC house
>Me and him alone in it
>He said he has to tell me something
>I say what
>Tells me he's gay for me
>I'm speechless
>Tell him he knows I'm straight
>I said I don't even know what he looks like IRL
>He sends me a pic on Kik
>Holy shit
>He looks like a qt twink
>Looks like a very feminine boy, could pass for a female
>Fuck it, will be gay with him
>Continue plaging with him for months
>Soon he doesn't log on
>Been gone for a week
>FC member that knows him IRL tells me he died in a car accident

>Been sending cheeky messages to GM's GF who plays a resto druid (shoulda known already)
>She flirts back
>Take this as a go-ahead
>Send her a dick-pic
>She posts it on the fucking guild forum and outs me
>I post our chats to reveal her for the conniving whore she is
>Says that she was baiting me the whole time
>Get kicked from the guild
>Blacklisted on the realm
>GM makes it his life's mission to ruin my WoW career
>I've been plotting my revenge for a while now but haven't come up with anything solid

Any ideas?

Stop being a pervert?
It's just a thought, but irrelevant of what she did, you are at fault here.

No one gives a shit. It was an OP, its only function here is to make people want to share stories. Pastas are usually good stories. Fuck you autist.

oh fuck!!!! shits real now XD

>play maplestory
>join a guild
>active enough, get relatively famous as one of few guild to be able to kill pink Bean until power creep stripped us of that title
>quit because alcoholism and black pussy
>come back years later
>guild is abandoned and I was given admin status
Don't know if I should rebuild my legacy or just join another established guild.

You got baited hard, now stay bitter.

Sounds like a Forsaken, but not me I'm afraid.

Remember that it's easier to do this kind of thing on an RP server, as each time i would move on i had an In Character reason to accompany it. if you just /gquit and say nothing it can reflect badly upon you.

Also a problem with becoming 'known' among several groups is they all want you with them, just to say they have 'X' in their guild. Also groupies and i guess 'healsluts' as you might call them, but WoW always had crazy bitches

I quit WoW around Pandaria, and even by this point people always seemed to want me and others to join vent, post my facebook, hear my voice on a skype call, etc. I never liked any of that shit, i preferred just existing in game

Delete the character.
Seriously, it's not hard to level and gear up anymore.

>Send her a dick-pic
Take note kids
Don't EVER send a dick-pic even if she begs, even if she sends nudes first
You literally got btfo sorry man

>Joim guild for Legion
>Get in Curse Voice
>Four females
>Oh fuck
>One is a Resto drood
>Latches on to me for dungeon grind cuz tank
>Other two are British
>Fourth seems chill
>Raids tonight

How fucked am I?
Not one but four women?

>Rebuild legacy
>In Maple
>On a server than isn't Reboot at launch
You're fighting an impossible battle against the Pay to Win guilds.

Make an alt, try to be a convincing female and send flirty messages to the GM and maybe some fake nudes.

If he takes the bait, send the messages to his GF.

>British
You might be okay. British chicks don't really seem to care that much.

None of this actually happened. You're just making shit up for attention.

Enjoy wiping constantly whilst simultaneously face palming as you watch them fuck up completely piss easy rotations that even a chimp could do making the run take 100x longer than it should.

Honestly? You're probably fine. Just have fun with it, don't try to get in their pants, physically or digitally.

Sounds like easy nudes. You had one job.

what a fucking faggot holy fucking shit

It's ok, 4 females cancel each other's bitchiness.
Now, are they skilled enough, that's the question.

You didn't actually happen. I made you up for attention.

Doesn't happen lol

Condolences, man. Always sucks when a buddy bites it.

>Playing Cabal online when I was 13
>Guild master's mom is in our guild
>She use to always call me out on my shit when I tried to be a cool bad ass troll
>Teases me about being a virgin
>One day she's super nice to me for some reason
>I fell in love with her

i dont think recount is banned

>tfw had a bunch of friends in WoW whom I twinked with since TBC
>we'd form level 1 twink gank squads and just patrol thousand needles, ashenvale, stranglethorn and hillsbrad to gank level 20s-30s
>everybody was kind of jealous of me because I managed to trick/scum a GM into giving me a level 70 quest item trinket that didn't have a level requirement since it's from a quest
>for that reason I was the only twink in my group that could singlehandedly 1v1 level 40 and maybe level 50 players
>WoTLK comes along, two of my friends go 19
>another friend goes level 10 twink
>i'm the only level 1 twink left from my group, didn't want to abandon it
>keep on playing my level 1 alone up until MoP where I quit, all of my twink buds either moved to other servers, quit, or grew separate since they played different levels
>became known as that one level 1 that ganks level 50s alone
>would rather go back to TBC and be known as that guy in the level 1 ganksquad that ganks level 30s with friends

Twinking was never the same without them desu

>Two british.
If they aren't bantering, talking with a heavy Manchester accent or able to understand basic insturcions you are fucked.
If they're alright and on the ball you're golden. Literally no middle ground here.

>not enjoying good music, whatever the genre

Cred Forums is 18 and up

>Doesn't happen lol
I literally had a guy stalk me on that same char till I told him I was a guy and he fucked off

If you don't believe me go join ANY guild with girls or proclaim youre a girl in fucking tradechat just to see how thirsties come flocking

>too dumb even for EZ content
lol

If you didn't have a baby dick she wouldn't of outed you.

As long as you aren't harassing people like pic related, GMs don't give a shit about damage meters. I've called out plenty of people who had bad damage but told them in a non douchbag way and then kick them from the group and I never got in trouble for it.

>Be a solo player
>Be a teen mercenary in war
>Kill a strong person
>Mercenary group leader on opposing side sees this
>Tries to recruit me
>I say no
>He asks to fight me, if I lose I am his
>I lose, I join the mercenary bando
>Leader talks to me privately
>Shows me a necklace with a red object on it
>Tells me whoever wears this will one day rule the world
>Few years later
>Grown up
>Become captain of the raiders division in band
>Female captain that's been in band before me grows jealous of me because the leader of the band takes a special liking to me
>Go on a mission
>My team storms into a base without me
>Go inside the base alone to look for them
>See a huge guy with huge sword
>He killed my team
>Fight him, hits him with my sword
>He turns into a monster
>Leader comes in and helps me fight the monster
>Monster hits the leader unconscious and flies away
>Some time later
>After winning a war for the king
>I decide to leave the band
>Leader says if I want to leave I have to fight hime
>Fight him and win
>I leave
>Year later
>Figure out my old band leader has been captured and held in a dungeon by our king
>Go rescue him
>Joined by the band
>We end up near a lake
>His necklace is doing something weird
>We see weird figures standing in front of us
>Everything around us turns red with faces everywhere
>Four godly beings appear and try to recruit our band leader
>I try to save band leader
>He turns into a dark bat thingy
>Rapes my GF
>Me and GF get saved by a skeleton dude

youtube.com/watch?v=xuaSxhEKF7M

Who was in the wrong Cred Forums?

>join newly formed that had been made by a strong core of IRL friends, let's call them A B and C
>everything proceeds excellently
>raiding on the reg, doing a bunch of other fun events, world pvp, battlegrounds, arena, all that good shit
>person B quits
>I take the officer slot person B left behind
>me and A gradually hammer the guild into one of the biggest active guilds on the server, at our peak we had two full active raid teams, one backup team, and a ton of casuals/non raiders/regular people providing support and lodsamone for the guild bank
>person C eventually gets invited to raid with one of the top guilds on the server, still remains in the guild but stops raiding with us, which I found weird (he was the best geared prot paladin on the server at the time)
>no big deal really because we had other people that could fill his slot, but he still hangs out in our chat channels and voicechats with us regularly and stuff, probably because he's A's IRL friend
>gradually A becomes less and less active as both of the IRL friends he originally formed the guild for and with have gone away
>A, who was the leader, basically starts delegating all the important shit to me, like raid makeup, scheduling, all the stuff he used to do and basically starts phoning everything in, just relying on other people to get things done which usually doesn't work out as well or at all
>I start getting fed up, but I make A create a separate rank for me that basically had me as the de facto guild leader
>small group of dudes from our primary raid team want us to break away and form our own guild because at this point member numbers were dropping because of our absentee leader
>eventually I relent, I quit the guild and form my own guild, we're maybe 10-12 people from the old guild's primary raid team and 10 or so casuals who were friends of the people that quit
>A and C both go apeshit, stalking my social media accounts, sending messages to my friends, wondering wether I've been hacked
1/2

FUCK YOU. Trump is LITERALLY the best thing to ever happen to this country, and you have to be FUCKING BRAINDEAD to not understand that.

IT'S CLEAR that ALL the problems of America are because fucking liberals trying to force people to love their sjw cuck bullshit lifestyles and cencorship. They literally don't want to hear of the real problems of this country, like muslim terrorism and jobs being stolen by chinese and mexicans.

Sorry for REEEing, I just don't understand fucking liberals. They are ruining this country

hurr durr berserk.

>new on MoP
>random guild invite on me
>accept
>guild leader (girl) was a nice person
>always trying to give me free shit
>refused and said I didn't liked to be helped like this, I wanna get my own gear on raid
>turns out she liked me even more, add em on Jewbook
>take a look on her pics
>she was freaking hot, but wanted to keep it cool
>keep wanting to farm old shit with me, always sending "wat.jpg
>from a docile chick she becomes a spawn of hell
>put her on ignore
>she log her endless alts asking why I don't answer her
>i told her i set her toon on ignore and to stop being a bitch for no actual reason
>"YOU ARE ON MY GUILD OK?!?!"
>told her to kick me if want, idgaf
>she didn't kick, but stayed bitching for a week
>1 week lader
>log in
>she "oh you're here!

>30 years old.
>Play WoW.
>Pretend to be super obnoxious 14 year old online.
>Somehow make it into a guild.
>Annoy the shit out of my guild mates.
>congstly wirhtwe lik tis XDDD
>pls sned me gold :D:D:D:D
>"guild mate" is a homhofaggtt :DDD
>LMAOOO (I would give better examples of how I write, but the spam filter picks up on it. Lots of caps, lots of emoticons, lots of insults.)
>Someday GM talks to me.
>They want to kick me.
>Go into drama mode and say my parents died in a car crash.
>I can stay.
>Be even more obnoxious that before.
>Can tell that everybody hates me and is miserable once I'm online but they still put up with my shit because they feel sorry.
>mfw

Some day I'll probably tell them, not anytime soon though since this is way too much fun.

If he gets in the chances are he'll either resign or he'll do some very crazy things politically speaking.
Then again I'm not merican and I don't have a very good grip of Americal politics.

>like human terrorism and jobs being stolen by humans and other humans

ftfy

2/2
>Finally kind of snap at A and say the reason the guild was falling apart was because him doing basically nothing to keep it together and that I was basically taking my ball and going home
>He gets super passive aggressive and basically implies I'm a dick for not standing by this sinking ship and doing all his work for him
>I get fed up to the point where I ignore him
>The new guild I made became far less hardcore and we only lasted for maybe 6 months or so but the guys I formed it with are still friends to this day although lots of them quit or moved on to other guilds

I don't know what the moral of the story is
Take your responsibility, I guess? I don't know. It was a fun time anyway

>ALL
I'm not for Shillery and would never vote for the dems but you are a literal single issue voter. Go fuck yourself.

Kill. Yourself.

Leave this place fisher of men. This is not a place for you.

wow you sure showed him, fuck him for being born

>Join a guild
Unfortunately being in a raiding guild was mandatory to raid back in the early years of WoW pugs for raids were very rare

That's borderline sociopathic, user.

if you are not boning that there's literally no reason to be in company with her.

Nice dream you had there bro

this

This sounds awfully a lot like the plotline to Berserk.

Forgotten hope has tournaments like that? wow didn't know

Are you talking about Talzia/Nanami? I was her guilds off tanked until the server shut down.

This.

>Dwarf RP guild being amassed
>Want to play something different, never been a healer paladin.
>Play dwarf chick because armored ginger shortstack lass healing in one hand, punching with the other is muh fetish
>Guild becomes bigger, small but a good representative of dwarves on the server
>Get constant Pm's whilst leveling up from faggots thinking i'm gonna give them my fb, or nudes or whatever
>Usually cringe-inducing shit like 'Ooh, never seen a dwarf chick b4 :)))' or 'do you have big boobs irl???'
>tell them I'm a guy and too fuck off
>'No ur a girl, all real chicks play dwarf and tauren'!!
>Head into town with guild to RP, recruit, etc.
>We hang out at taverns and shit because dwarves
>Constant thirsty Night elf/Human betas hitting on me in character, buying me drinks, sometimes even trading me alcohol
>Can never get into a bar-fight or be a rowdy drunk because white-knighted and "Oh let me escort you home M'lady"
>Same advances but now it's IC and they wanna ERP

It's very real. on the plus side it was never fellow Dwarf players doing this shit, typically human rogues in generic defias masks and edgy rogue tier gear. never play a female on an RP server unless you hang out at goldshire, it's not worth the effort.

>have comfy raid guild I joined in TBC
>cleared all TBC content
>tightly knit, officers are all older married british blokes
>having a great time raiding
>wotlk comes out
>we run naxx 10 a few times because not everyone can level up as quickly
>we had 12 people ready for raiding but obviously only 10 could make it
>one of them was a girl, but her DPS wasn't very good and we were doing abomination hall that night
>starts to bitch and complain every single night
>fine geeze you can come along
>does shit dps, always dies during kelthuzad because moving is hard
>she tries to start more drama
>turns out her boyfriend was in on it too
>they fabricated chatlogs on a different server (same name as our GM and her) and posted them on realm forums of him apparently flirting with her and aksing for nudes
>despite the obvious fakes (dude was working at those hours) people believe it
>suddenly shunned by entire realm as it looks like she was kicked for not posting nudes
>several guild members leave, impossible to do 25 man raiding now because we cant get new members
>clear a few more raids before eventually disbanding over white knight officer coup who demanded the GM quit
I fucking hate cunts and I fucking hate white knights

WHAT HAPENED TO KOKSAL BABA

That's pretty hilarious. I might try this some time.

I gave her a chance.
Some weeks after that bitching in Naxx I drop guild.

Thanks man. Glad you liked it.

That sounds super fucking cool. Are there any tournaments going still on? What games/mods? Can I watch those games?

My PC sucks because I'm a pisspoor student loser so I can only play stuff like Bf2, but i'd love to watch.

>No ur a girl, all real chicks play dwarf and tauren


He is right, though

every girl is a femtaur or a femdwarf

are you sure you're not a girl? how big are your boobs?

>Be me
>good writefag and role player
>Been on WRA since Cata
>Have been a GM of an influential guild and an officer in many others
>part of the old guard by this point
>hated by many and loved by others
>reviled by SJWS
>hate seeing the state of the server but I press on regardless
It might be shit but its my server damnit.

...

femdorf is usually dudes
femtauren is always, ALWAYS a middle aged woman with at least 2 kids

>>Can never get into a bar-fight or be a rowdy drunk because white-knighted and "Oh let me escort you home M'lady"
Fucking hell, that's a nightmare situation for trying to RP with.

ss13?

>be rp'er since TBC
>go from moonglade to AD
>have a good time roleplaying
>tfw Argent Dawn is just ERP now
feels bad man

>Play Aion
>I get invited to an all female guild, im the only male there
>they want to pull me through a dungeon
>they're all 30 levels above the required level for it
>we wipe a bunch of times
>some jewelry drops that I need
>"This looks fancy, I want that"
>one of them rolls need eventhough they clearly dont need it
>all they do is talk about menial daily bullshit and makeup and shit
>they never stop talking, there is never a break
>I literally already get migraine as soon as I hear one of their voices

Holy fuck never again

all chicks I play with are nelfs. One is a femgoat as me

Alright OP here's my best story
>guild wars 2
>no friends who play
>type lf guild in zone chat
>gt invited to guild
>"Feel free to ask any questions!"
>"Me and my hubby will just be leveling our alt toons :)"

I don't log on anymore

Speaking of girls, have you ever met a girl who wasnt playing a healer or a hunter collecting pets?

>femtauren is always, ALWAYS a middle aged woman with at least 2 kids

This shit is accurate.

Much like FemDraenei is always a dude erping with his 17 inch futa cock, and male Draenei literally do not exist

the two women in my guild were a shadow priest and a frost mage. both belfs, of course.

>Join a guild, in it for a few years
>It's pretty small but we're all a good group of friends
>Some chick joins one day, constantly telling people she was a girl (nobody really cared and just called her a guy anyways until they heard her over voice)
>Suddenly they all love her now because she actually is a girl
>She has a huge vendetta against me, calls me sexist, misogynist etc, heard from a good friend that she shit-talked me all the time when I wasn't online.
>Eventually goes full autistic and starts bugging me when I'm online, constantly tells the guild leader to kick me
>She's been sucking his and the officer's dicks so they side with her
>Kicked
>Heard our guild disbanded a week later.
>A guild that had been around for years got broken up by a chick who had been in it for two weeks

Women are such shitters.

You got me user.

The only good thing about SAO is how fun it is to trash

>playing on Nostalrius
>join a social guild
>people are friendly but very incompetent
>I'm a pretty good paladin and know a few quirks of the specific game build (seal of the crusader being bugged and OP as fuck)
>I carry most of our dungeons as a healer, SoC costs no mana to keep up so I just heal and DPS
>a few timely lay on hands and blessings save the group from wipes
>I am paladin man, carrying man of dungeons
>eventually do Ulduman
>besides me everyone is underleveled
>all on voice chat, I am the only european somehow
>the mage keeps getting lost, has an amazing texas accent and I help her out
>she's extremely kind, always eager to help people out, spends hours gathering just for people in the guild
>after that she keeps sending me buff food and potions she makes herself
>months go by, we eventually clear LBRS and UBRS
>become close friends with texas middle aged woman, she's a real sweetheart, purely platonic though
>have to leave my home for a while
>server shut down when I get back
>teamspeak server also dead
>never speak to kind Texan woman again, cant find a steam or skype

Yes, my cousing played undead mages damn-near exclusively.

>Kind of Casual FC
>Wants to start raiding
>Get a Healer spot
>Off-Healer is a middle aged British woman on welfare
>FC Leader gets into arguments with raid leader
>Tell him that there's a point we chose the other guy and not him as raid leader
>He starts bearing a grudge against me
>Start pushing for more days because we're not gonna beat T13 before HE like this
>Everyone gives up on it 10 days before HW
>Get a lucky party finder to beat it
>Everyone is pissed that I'm the only one in the FC who beat it.
>They start getting pissy at me for everything
>Talk about reforming Teams to one casual, one hardcore
>I ask for an HC spit
>FC Leader tells me it won't happen because I clash with others
>The off healer has been whining constantly because I keep talking about dpsing as a healer
>Me talking about solo healing and telling her she can heal less if she has mana issues makes her uncomfortable
>Party Find Bismarck and Ravana because we can't get a Team together
>Everyone is pissed that I didn't wait

Fuck those guys, whenever I talked about anime or other video games they never knew what the fuck I was talking about.

His time ran short.

>Have girlfriend
>Join guild
>Friends with guild leader
>Break up with girl
>Guild leader gets married
>Time passes
>Guild leader reveals he's "poly"
>Guild leader hooks up with my ex while still being married
>Get mad pissed
>Suck it up
>End up becoming friends with his wife
>His wife and I get involved
>He's mad fucking salty
I just want a foursome is that so wrong

That's funny as fuck, tell them you have prostate cancer or lukemia or some shit next

Sounds like your normal butthurt FF fans. FFXIV has a shit-tier community because of all the drones.

I gotta agree sadly, I've been in 3 public guilds during my stint of warcraft, 2 of them went down due to on-going drama.

No it wasn't that's how you know he's a lying shit.

Old Guard writefag here. To Dwarf RPer, I know your pain. On Horde-side I usually moderate fights and make sure nobody interferes because of "muh honor" excuses, mostly because I know how infinitely annoying some random faggot coming in out of nowhere to save a female toon is. I fondly remember having a nine-para post up to end some fem-elf and a blood knight soars in from nowhere swinging out me. Feels bad man.

To Argent Dawn lad, the feels are shared. I'm sad to see how horrible WRA has become. So much deviancy and stupidity.

>still makes me laugh
>haha this is so funny
>fags... who needs a guild anyway
>fucking faggotS I HATE WOW
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stay mad fag

>Guild leader reveals he's "poly"
>...
>His wife and I get involved
>He's mad fucking salty
What a two-faced bastard.

What group are you talking about, senpai?

I've haven't really played much of WoW since WotLK, but I've been thinking of getting back in if I could find some decent roleplay opportunities.

>tfw every TRP/MRP profile has an 18+ section now
I swear it was different during vanilla/TBC

I've always wanted to rp as i love the lore but all this erp meme shit fucking kills it for me
I just want to get immersed in the world

>see guy I went to high school with one day, talks about WoW
>I join his guild, few of us from the area, start off-tanking for them
>he has a newborn with his girlfriend
>demands that we LAN for raids at his house
>other guy from the area gets sick there, throwing up during the raid
>we suggest that we leave, restart the raid from our homes, no reason to be sick around the kid
>guy demands we stay and LAN
>girlfriend is really nice, but understandably upset that there is a grown man with the stomach flu in her house for no reason
>guy complains that his girlfriend is a bitch that doesn't want him to play WoW
>I stop going over there, but stay in the guild
>guy moves cross country to date a single mom in the guild, abandons his child
>is kicked out of single mom's house for domestic abuse
>in a psych ward for a couple of years

I got a message in broken English from him over battle.net to raid with them again. I kind of want to just to make Legion interesting.

Believe what you want m80

I actually just went back, reactivated my kik and lets just say she wasn't as pretty as I remember her

not surprising.. when you consider the education level of trump supporters it is not surprising that mmos would have a high concentration of them

>letting women join your guilds
>ever

I'll take the DATS SEXCISS accusations over the bullshit your average wowcunt brings into any group they come into contact with

>leaving a guild because they prefer a guy who's politically incorrect as opposed to a literal war criminal responsible for the assassinations of hundreds of people and indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands

That's liberals for you.

Go for it, as long as you don't give him any personal details (phone number/adress) what's the worst that could happen?
It'll probably be funny af, ask him if he got buttfucked by any of the male nurses

WrA community Hearth and Homestead.

Just note that after all that fucking drama, we have a bit stricter rules regarding people who start shit in chat, so keep that in mind. Otherwise anyone is free to /join HaH.

edgy

>Leaving a guild because it's filled with obnoxious self proclaimed politician debaters who pointlessly argue with eachother and trying to prove moot points instead of playing the damn game

Fixed that for you, cancerous faggot

Holy shit this. While I don't like Trump, he's miles better than the alternative

Honestly, what the fuck else are you supposed to do while leveling besides shit it up in guild chat

Tfw I see more obvious fetish toons and blatant ERP profiles roaming around then I do interesting characters. And then there's the fucking Mary Sues. I remember the other day seeing some chick roleplaying a Bronze Dragon who used the form of a Tauren/B-Elf hybrid, and was the champion of the entire bronze dragonflight. I got some shitty screenies if you want to see the profile lmao.

Usually most interaction with ERPfiends can be avoided, but you have your usual slew of feral aspies and neckbeards who leap at the chance to write badly played out smut. It's worse when they manage to act like normal people around you, only for them to suddenly screech "YIFF YIFF" and try to ICly rape your friend's character

HOL UP
I'm in HaH
Boy it's Skorest

Sup, it's Saige.

>never been in a guild with girls before
>always miss out on guild drama
>never get to meme arrow story something crazy on Cred Forums

feels bad

Hey guys, I'm a faget too

Kek

Relevant. I was kicked from an FC in FFXIV because I said I was for Trump when someone asked. This was around the time Bernie was still a running candidate and almost everyone in the FC were little commie faggots. As soon as they heard I was for Trump all hell broke loose with hurling insults at me, calling me a racist, fascist supporter. FC leader told me he had to kick me because my presence triggered the libtards so before I got kicked I left a message in the FC chat saying i'll be bathing in liberal tears when Bernie loses.

I'm still on the server and every once in a while i'll see members of that FC in a main city. I know where there FC ward is and i've been thinking of going there and spamming boasting about how Trump is gonna win.

>be teenager
>playing WoW during wotlk
>join small guild
>become friends with this girl
>she starts chatting with me often
>talk all the time in vent
>sends me pics
>qt iraqi redhead in cali
>I get her phone #
>chat everyday
>suddenly one day she starts getting really fucking dirty
>starts asking me how big my dick is
>describing how she'll mount me and how much she wants to suck my dick
>literally starts to get obessed
>beta to the max so I play along
>up late one night sexting
>go to sleep
>mom checks my phone during the night
>reads everything
>literally says jesus told her to go thru my phone
>dad yells at me for being retarded
>get fucking grounded
>girl continued to text/call me for months
>never talked to her again
>never trust parents again

I feel nothing but cringe. Do yourself a favor and never pick up girls online.

We should get together sometime. a/s/l?

>I got some shitty screenies if you want to see the profile lmao.
Go for it, man.

14/gender fluid/sweed

I'm... sorry? What's the point of cringe, here? Did you get tricked? Was there some kind of problem? How were you retarded? I'm confused as to the transition between how ERPing with some chick you've spoken to in vent is somehow some horrible thing.

>Australian living in the States
>every single voice chat 'woah cool accent dude'
>eat the attention up
>'''girl''' from guild keeps PMing me
>non-stop
>conveniently no mic
>she tells me she has a crush on me
>sends me '''her''' nudes
>search it in google, no hits but the metadata text in the searchbar says 'girl' and the filename looks just copied from a porn site
>plus the cross necklace despite being tip-levels of athiest
>still kind of annoying and needy but the channel is on '''her''' dick so just play along
Fuck me I just want to play video games
Any way I can look at the metadata on the picture and find the source so I can get her to leave me alone?

Am I missing something here? How is it not your parents fault for invading your privacy and ruiningn your chances with thirsty qt

post vocaroo

>christian parents
>batshit insane
>these people are allowed to raise kids
I'm suprised he can even talk to women.

There is no shame to be had on your part. The only problem here is that your parents, upon seeing the dirty deeds, did not sit you down and have a nice, long and mature talk about it, the dangers of giving out personal details to people online and precautions you should take as a horny teen to prevent any trouble then order some pizza and let you get on with it.

That doesn't make him good. It's like choosing between cancer and aids.

Post picture.

vocaroo you saying 'throw another shrimp on the barbie' and 'i'm not here to fuck spiders' and i'll tell you

exactly I feel cringe from the fact that my mother (a highly religious lady) discovered her son was sexting a girl he'd met off a video game

I don't deny it was fucking hot, but the way my parents viewed me changed that day. My mom did her best to shelter me even more

>Friend joins top tier raiding guild in BC
>Gril in guild
>Being a beta virgin, friend talks to her
>They "connect"
>Other members in the guild who "dated" her for a short time online notice them getting close
>Out of respect for him they try to warn him she's nuts and that she's whored herself to many members of guild
>Friend disregards their advice as jealousy that hes got the girl
>girl is 7/10 big boobs slim waist, but absolutely bipolar level mental & clingy
>Time goes on, the two segregate themselves from rest of guild members
>they both leave guild to join top horde NA guild
>He pays for her several times to her to visit him
>Gets his dick wet, now he's fully in love
>His family slowly starts noticing how batshit insane he is
>One christmas while she is over she steals $300 worth of cosmetics from his aunt, found in the bottom of her bag
>Confront her
>She denies
>Friend defends her despite the evidence
>Friends parents have enough, kick her out of the house
>Friend leaves with her and pays for a hotel with her the rest of her stay
>Friend pissed at parents doesn't talk to them
>Friends brother sees his skype left open one day as hes at work
>Starts reading Friends messages with Gril
>Some of the most insane classic psycho-controlling-bitch tactics
>She like "If you loved me you would have propsed by now wtf"
>Other shit like "We're done. What the fuck is wrong with you. We're over" like every 2 days while he responds "Im sorry baby Ill be better"
>His family sets up a day where they will all do an intervention on him when he comes home
>Literally the day before it happens he peaces out
>Moves to west coast for work & she rendevouz with her
>they marry
>He doesn't talk to his family at all
>Completely changed his life for her and abandoned all his friends & family
>mfw

I've been raiding on FFXIV for 2 years now with absolutely no drama and my FC leader is a girl. Why does this shit always happen to others?

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZLZX85XCkp

nah I'd feel heaps bad if it were genuine

vocaroo.com/i/s1KHwHRHpe9M
vocaroo.com/i/s03xHsiBENFP

You'd feel bad, but the thread will 404 in an hour and your guilt will be gone
We'll tell you if the picture is legit or not and you'll know forever

Make an alt on the same server and try to join your FC.

A good way to see if your FC members secretly dislike you or have some shit to say about you.

...

>FF14
>Know of a guy on a sort of smaller server through word of mouth
>Server has a good raid scene, so why not xfer off my shitty old server?
>Guy runs a linkshell of friends, likeable and cherrypicked not to start shit
>It starts small, but with our alt characters and friends who visit is around 30
>No problems, some scraps, but nothing he wouldn't deal with
>In fact, he dealt with everything
>Guy solves everyone's problems but when he asks for people to do content he's ignored or denied, yet runs for other people
>Talk to him 1on1 on teamspeak
>She admits she just wanted to help and keep everyone happy
>Feel really bad, never had an emotional connection to other players so I talk to them
>Days later the leader leaves because I told them they're being used and have nothing given in return
>Nobody knows it's me, but a couple people left after being accused of making them leave.
>Laments of the leader gone, but nobody talks to ex leader or invites them back
Bad End.

>they expect one of us in the wreckage
oh god how long have we been baneposting now

I don't know how to do that shit, you got played nigga. cheers for kek treat yourself to a vic

Is there even any reason to love man.

Even if I do change, start taking supplements, go to the gym, get ripped and force study on a subject I am not interested in just to obtain wealth and status. Even then, when I am in the top of the hierarchy, how would I be able to love a woman that doesn't love me, but what I represent in the bigger social picture.

Is love just a meme? Merely a distant dream that we joke about between mindless masturbation sessions.

Really make you think.

Can some nigga translate this?

i.imgur.com/NXoqxpR.jpg

Bit paranoid, but not an invalid idea if you have suspicions.

I am not a native speaker so I can't really tell much about accents, but you do have a nice voice.

I'm in actual love. We've been together 5 years. I cannot in any way imagine my life without them and I hope I die before them because they are literally half my soul and I know that's a faggot way to explain love but if they went away my last remaining light would go out.

It exists, senpai. I know it's tough. I didn't believe either.
Keep your chin up

It's stock, m8.

And the fact that she chose a chubby girl as stock is worrying. She might be real fat. Ask for more, that's one way to catch the lie.

>not being relieved to be free of a shitty guild

I don't know why some people seem almost sad about being booted from a guild that is clearly awful. Guilds are a dime a dozen in most games.

You're all pathetic

Why are 80% of female MMO players furries pretending to be a cat?

vocaroo.com/i/s1rFysJmz94V

I like being a cat. In every game I can be a cat I'm a cat.

I'm a deeply closeted furry though so I guess you have a point. But I will confirm your statement- if it's a c@, there's a good chance it's female or a fuccboi.

Stock status was pretty obvious by the filename and google data, any idea how to find the original image just to call her out? I don't want to ask for more or else risk looking like I'm another one of the boys she's got wrapped around her finger.

im alright with a little chubby

>else risk looking like I'm another one of the boys she's got wrapped around her finger.
Lemme share some wisdom with you my penal colony abiding friend
If a "girl" sends you nudes, she wants to send more nudes. She's literally waiting for your reaction. She wants to know in detail how hot and bothered you get
Source: vagina

>how to find the original image
I'm looking for you m8, keep the thread bumped

I got a doozy

>In small FC
>Full of whites (will explain)
>We grow up to at least 30 members
>Still all whites
>Member decides to invite a black person
>Alright no big deal
>We're all cool getting along
>We raid together often
>Black member starts clowning on one of the white members
>Making harmless race jokes
>White member brushes it off and laughs
>Black member recruits a few members
>All black
>Everything seems fine
>Raiding together
>Black member starts making race jokes at the same white member
>His black friends join in
>All of them are poking fun at him
>White member had enough of it
>He types "stfu nigger"
>Huge Chimpout from black members
>They demand I kick the white member for racism
>Tell them you gus started it with the constant race jokes and directing it at him only
>They keep demanding I kick him
>Got frustrated so I kicked the black members out
>Now they formed their own FC full of black members claiming our FC is racist

>Join shitty little british clan
>things going good
>former owner's daughter logs on and begins throwing her weight around demanding we help her with every little bottom tier quest
>take screens
>send to current owners
>shes removed
Wasn't even hard it took five minutes in paint

Well, Keep ur FC clean from women, niggers and SJWs and ull be OK.

>You're a hacker
Fuck this guy has so much fun with wow now.
Had the best time in it when i didn't know shit about it.

Thanks but I'm socially active enough to not need an e-girlfriend of questionable identity
I just want to shoot down her crush confession so we can go back to video games and sharing gay porn

no ones commented on my story, just reminding y'all

lol. SAO

>Join guild in any given game
>First thing I do is always test the waters by pretending to be a girl
>Response always gives me a good indication of what the guild is about
>More often than not get free acces to guild goods
>Get promotions easier
>Actual grills tell me their guild crushes in chat
>Knowledge is power, and I know a lot

No shame, no regrets.

There were a few women in my WoW guild but they didn't really cause any drama. I guess I got lucky.

Nigger what the fuck?
You're REEEEEE is meant to sound more like Ridley screaming or some kind of alien that's trying to imitate a Zulu.
If I had a mic I'd show you.

Sounds like the same story of BDO Guild on EU.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1rFysJmz94V

DUde whats the probelm?

that was pretty fucked up

What's shitty is that players on the servers are believing our FC is "racist". Doesn't help the only race our FC gets is still whites, and a few Asian-Americans. No one in our FC shows off racist behaviour, not even the guy that called the former black member a nigger. He was just upset that day.

The game is riddled with SJW's, at least on my server. So if an FC full of black members go around spreading shit saying our FC is racist then of course people will believe them.

Sounds like Cred Forums.

The whole game is filled with sjw, have you never seen the way they talk on redshit?

You sound like a whiny little bitch desu senpai

I don't know how you cope with that at all.
>playing RO
>decide to join a guild for the first time
>people discuss trivial stuff that isn't about the game content all day
>ignore it for the most part
>literally half a day later the admin starts
>"as some of you may know, me and janedoe aren't together anymore..."
>everyone starts talking shit about the supposed girl
>a few are banned
>wtf is going on
>decide to leave guild

Tell me more about these groupies / healsluts please. I live for these stories (yeah I'm pathetic, move on)

fuck off

Mostly my autism.

Don't feel cringe. You have to do it. If not for you, then for any younger siblings you may have. Sheltered parents like that need to know teenagers do this stuff.

>What's shitty is that players on the servers are believing our FC is "racist"
>Doesn't help the only race our FC gets is still whites, and a few Asian-Americans

I almost feel like I've stepped into an alternate universe. I'd understand maybe a group of people caring in the first place about a guild being "racist" but the whole server? If someone tried to declare another guild racist in world chat or what ever substitute may exist, I can only see them being laughed off. That some people may actually have troubles with guild racial diversity blows me away.

Well, not to much to say, i mean it's an RP server so it's got the erp angle in addition to the typical normie shit 'link ur facebook i'll add u' as if i was some mystical being, but i was merely just a semi well-known dude

Thankfully i was playing an Undead, so that kinda ruled out the traditional Horde races. It was just the typical 'holds up spork XDD' Blood elf chicks and the Forsaken girls who basically just Rped as hot topic goth sluts and didn't know the Forsaken lore. mostly played paladins and shadow priests respectively.

It was during BC so Silvermoon was very popular for Rping, i'd sort of hang out with a common group of Undead friends, we Rp'd in the Ghostlands a lot but since we were seen as a sort of cool crowd you would get these female characters trying to hit on me, try or try and ERP. The higher level ones would join me and my group for BG's or maybe a casual raid for RP gear, and like i said they were often healing classes, so you got a dedicated healslut on your side, even though i was a Combat Rogue who didn't really need it

I recall WaW collapsing into itself and only existing in name only.

Forgotten Honor tournament is still going to this very day. Google it or easily find it through the forgotten hope 2 - mod website

Only tangentially related but.

>RP server because why not might be fun
>also make a Dwarf paladin
>no, a dwarf MECHADIN
>RP as a robot paladin basically
>capslock and /y become my tools
>HOLY DEFENCE MATRIX ONLINE
>TRIAGE MODE ACTIVE
>DEFENCE MODE ACTIVE
>RECONFIGURING FOR ASSAULT
>WARNING: LIGHT CAPACITORS DEPLETED
>STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAILING

It was kinda fun.

I should've worded this better, but the whole server doesn't believe we're a racist FC. It's just that the black FC goes around the server spreading it.

If i'm hanging around a place like, Limsa. One of the starting areas where a lot of people are. If i'm there with my FC members and all of a sudden the other FC confronts us calling us racist out of nowhere then people around us would laugh at them. But if I were at a place alone and the other FC confronted me, calling me racist. Then people would be inclined to believe the majority. Problem is they've actually been doing this, to me and other FC members.

What allows them to keep doing this is the fact that I said the server is very SJWish, if the roles were reverse and it were us calling the black FC racist we'd be told "black people can't be racist" bullshit.

If done right, why not? that would trigger the fuck out of the super lore autists though, i can imagine many angry messages in /w

I remember an Undead Monk who RPed as a cyborg of some kind during MoP just before i quit. Kind of stupid but Mecha gnomes are canon, and at this point in WoW life the lore was basically fucking fanfiction, so you could do as you please really.

I'm like one of the only Forsakens on my server, what should I know about their lore so I'm not a faggot?

>bottom left
Pity that he'll probably be more cautious now.

Considering all the robots in wow anyway like the ones in gnomeran and hose harvest reapers it doesn't even seem that lore breaking.

Mostly got hate because people got triggered at me putting my big cooldowns into macros that posted RP flavour text at the same time. Because RP is for faggots and has no place in actual gameplay.

This was during my like, first week of playing.
Only took one week to find this sorta person.

>Considering all the robots in wow anyway like the ones in gnomeran and hose harvest reapers it doesn't even seem that lore breaking.

Gnomergan, i'll give you that sure.

The Harvest golems are kind of stupid. i never bought the idea that the Defias made them, and all of them look like scarecrows for some reason? I like to forget they exist.

I guess the biggest problem is none of these things hang out in major cities or outposts, so it's kind of like when people Rp as Dragons and shit, like okay but why are they standing in an Orgrimmar tavern?

that sucks

For sure not her. Also gross.

If you're an OG Forsaken you're probably commited to the Dark Lady, but it's up to you if you view Undeath as a second chance or a curse, you'll probably join the Deathguard/stalkers or help the war effort in some way but mostly want to defend what you have (Lorderon) and keep to your own kind, and perhaps the Sin'dorei

If you're recently risen you'll have been enlisted with NUB (New Undercity Batallion) upon leaving your training zone, and since the magic that rose you is a little weaker you have a chance to lose your grip on sanity and become a Rotbrain exile, outcast from the Forsaken. These Undead are those who fought in the battle for Gilneas, and are more likely to adventure and want to expand the Forsaken's territory rather than hide in the ruins they currently hold.

You seem 12. Are you 12?

Half of those were fucking piles of shit though?

I don't fully understand, but seems interesting.
The story around my character is that she got revived by her sister and made to be her servant, and while her sister is away she's free to quest and wander around.

>Thinking about making a h.pala with my 100 boost
>Dwarf because only humans and dwarfs should be paladins. Goats, elves and cows can all fuck off.
>Can't decide on gender

You put "the" in that sentence by mistake user.

>You like anime, you scream militant feminist, you think Trump is actually decent, like you're a cancerous, toxic person

Wew, fucking going hard.

People started calling you beater before then, when the first level boss was killed.

>miltant feminist
>likes trump
makes
no
sense

Could work, Sister dies in the Plague, gets revived, kill you, you get reviived, Arthas buggers off, Sylvanas takes over, Sister gains independence, you stay a bit of a thrall due to the small memories of family and a vague sense of loyalty it brings but still a damn sight better than a feral undead.

Is your sister an actual character played by someone else? if so it's easier, they can explain things and cover for you in character.

Either way, perhaps the magic rising your character is weakened, leaving the door open for certain mental problems, maybe delusions and such. maybe she could struggle with Undeath, but any wild emotions are probably kept in check if she's essentially a servant

No he means the guy is some permavirgin that calls all women millitant feminists and also supports Trump.

>made game that would only appeal to people hooked on another game
>shit didn't work out
>lose job
>lose family
Something like that.

Oh good.
Yeah it actually is, mental problems seem neat so I'll think on that, could that lead into social issues like being too literal or having OCD habits?
No, he was calling me a feminist because he thought I was a girl, but he also called me a Trump supporter because I am.
The whole thing started because he kept messaging me "do you miss me?" while offering to help me quest and was just being an autistic pest.

Man, I think I know who this is. I could be wrong though, but a similar thing happened to my guild except she started lying out of her ass and turned the entire community against us and went on to destroy the very same guilds whom she rallied with pitchforks and torches to burn us at the stake.

It was when she tried to turn the forums into her own personal tumblr that everyone began to see a pattern. She started drama everywhere she went. When she started getting called out, she caved and claimed she was going to Africa with doctors without borders, but then got found out to be slithering around other guilds in the meantime.

I don't have a problem with female gamers, in fact, many of my best friends were women. But this particular type of woman is too ubiquitous to ignore, fucked up thing is that they will receive encouragement to ruin something on a whim.

>YAAAZZZ GURL

I really don't have much of a story but guild I was in for legion fucking disbanded last night one day before raid day because someone got kicked out for being a shitty tank and a bunch of people got upset about it.

Not him but have you considered thinking for yourself? You hive-minded faggot.

Metal is ok in short, small doses.

Quality taste, user.

pussies are powerful in MMOs

>joining any MMO guild that does not have a age restriction
Fuck off brats.

Forsaken are Undead humans (player characters at least), it's better to learn Human lore really.

Forsaken get the choice of what to do with their new lives, so you could get pulled from the grave, give the Valkyr the finger and immediately start a tailoring business.

Otherwise you could commit yourself to the Dark Lady. Depends what kind of class/character you want.

>ss13

honestly could be any game my man

>pokemon game
>only rule is to be 18+
HAHHAHAHAHA

who dis

Here's a FFXIV story that happened on a small to medium population server:

>Join one of the biggest FC (or guilds as other MMOs call it) on the server, it was called T4C
>T4C leader has a initiation process where he would ask new recruits to eat his asshole or drink his jizz and see how they would react
>Some people laugh it off, others get offended and leave
>Eventually the good players of the FC get tired of the FC leaders immature attitude and begin a coup to leave the FC and start a new one
>One of the hardcore raiders/crafter players in FC starts a private linkshell (or chat channel as you call it) to recruit potential players
>T4C leader finds out about this and spergs out by kicking the good players
>Those kicked players join the new FC that was created
>T4C leader starts sending death threats and stalking people on Skype and Facebook to talk shit about them, and trying to spread the word on the server that the newly created FC is awful
>Eventually T4C falls apart because the leader was an autistic faggot

He was such a faggot that he was permabanned from the game THREE times on counts of repeated harassment. The dude tried to sexually harrass a 13 year old girl in the FC once, the guy is like 26.

A lvl1 wouldn't even be able to hit a lvl40 player, what bullshit is this?

Nothing interesting but I'll share

>early tbc
>guild has a 14yo butch dyke girl pally off tank
>nobody is interested in that shit except our pastor/gym teacher
>they invite her older 25yo sister
>shes awful as fuck of course
>immediately clings to the gm
>our gm is a bit of an idiot with an ego but somehow you cant hate the guy
>they start e-dating
>one day just a few of us are chilling in vent
>she comes in and starts going full psycho yelling at our pastor friend
>she accuses him of being controlling over our gm and the guild and why she was cut from the main raid for being shit
>amazed she wasn't more concerned of a 30 yo pastor/gym teacher showing interest in her 14yo sister
>everyone is just silent and confused listening to this insane rant
>week later gm and pastor friend have a falling out
>pastor friend gets kicked
>a lot of us quit and form a new guild leaving only the gm and the sisters behind in their guild
>months later we heard our gm moved into the sister's parent's house
>he allegedly knocked her up
>he gets kicked out by the parents for "doing nothing and playing WoW all day"

I'm actually a little jealous of people who have experienced first row seats and the dirty details to huge guild drama that becomes server wide news. I have a major guilty pleasure over this shit.

I'm actually considering transferring servers, joining a sizable, active, casual, high tension, notoriously shit guild full of underaged egos, attention whoring psycho bitches and desperate betas vying for their attention. Someone please stop me.

Thank you, I always wanted to write this:
>being this fucking retarded

I laughed.

In PvP your defense and weapon skills are always equal and maxed out, the only difference is from equipment/talents.

Doesn't sound that exotic to me, but I'm Euro, so what do I know.

>Oh boy here we go

>he goes

like pottery. but yeah dude WoW is full of people who just do -not- understand how Social Contact works in any way

Sup Cred Forums
Mind going back to your stormie shithole ? thks.

>Someone please stop me.
there are better ways to spend time than following autistic guild fights like a women

Moonglade is a graveyard and AD is full of ERPers and "Elite Roleplay Guilds"

>>I get invited to an all female guild, im the only male there
Harem anime idea.

You sound like a faggot.

why argue with people that are uneducated.

>Wrath killed
wrong
your retarded guildmembers killed your TBC raiding guild

>ffxi
>Be 14 stupid, I am "that guy" of the guild, don't know how to behave socially, don't know how to take jokes
> But I am a good support player, for some reason they keep me for events, one of them blacklisted me

So this is really a non story, but everything I do relates to being hated, trying to find out why people hate me, being told I'm paranoid, while people call me names and hurt my feelings and blacklist me. Nobody wants to associate with me.

> Try to apply to another guild, someone rats and my guild leader makes a giant sarcastic post on my application, about what a shitty human I am, and guilts me into staying in his guild. I am 16 now and in this abusive relationship with this guild and it's effect on me in real life starts to happen. Doing poorly in school and become extremely depressed.

After turning 18 I believe my guild fell apart, they all hated each other. I realized they were composed of mostly sociopaths that talked shit about other players, but we made a great team.

I keep in touch with 3 guys, who really liked me. Everyone else went off the grid completely.

WoW - Moonglade EU

> Be in night elf guild, chicks only (no ERP lol), Handmaidens of Elune
> Guild is big for an RP server, like 100 active members and regular RP events
> Druid running the place is pretty chill, RP's often and will forgo entire content patches of stuff to maintain guild and RP with peeps.
> All going well, we have a kind of rival guild who used to be "The" Nelf guild. we overshadow them and they dont like it.
> one of their toons quits and joins ours, pretty chill, happy to have her whatever. its cool.
> Months roll on, more events, get in some big plot against MR EVIL MAN which is kinda fun, couple members get killed and saraficed to some shit.
> GM is moving home and wont have internet for a bit, she gets on well with former rival guild member and they hung out IRL a few times aswell so seems good. makes her temp leader. not of guild, but Roleplay wise
> A FUCKING WEEK PASSES
> Rival guild bitch starts a fucking coo, Tickets GMs and submits reports for absent GM. Rival guild bitch becomes new leader.
Weird, but i guess this will get sorted soon enough, their friends right?
> Rival guild bitch starts shit, spreading rumors about old GM. old GM hears about it, doesnt come back to game, betrayal etc.
> RP events dry up, bitch isnt RPing with members so people dont come on as often.
> Guild starts to die, bitch invites Edgy Emo Rogue who was kicked 2 months before, makes her GM.
> Guild is dead, nobody to organise RP events, Server starts to die. other guilds move to AD.

RIP in Peace Moonglade EU.

> Move to PVE server, the end.


TL:DR - GM Moved house, bitch starts a Coo over an RP guild, GM doesnt come back, no RP events. guild dies, server dies.

FFXI was rife with drama because of how difficult it was to level an alt. character. You had your one character and your one name, everyone knew you by that name for years. Unlike in WoW where you could have a million different characters and basically treat people like shit and hop on another character with a new name. In FFXI you would become infamous for being a trash player or being rude.

The best I saw in FFXI was a dude who would raid in Sky with his wife every week in our linkshell. She was getting really flirty for months with another guy in our alliance. Sure enough she dips on her husband, flies across the country, and gets with the new guy from our alliance. The guy was crushed and just outright quit the game, but the girl and the new guy kept playing together like it wasn't shit.

We had plenty of "I'm really a dude" incidents. Mithra was a popular race, and female was the only available gender. Naturally this caused some unintentional gender mix-ups that brought a lot of drama to the game. Every server dealt with it's fair share of guys playing Mithra that pretended to be a woman irl, even on linkshell message boards.

The one that took the prize though was when a FF player named 'Thesummoner' pretended to be a chick, then pretended to die from cancer and made a second account, pretending to be a mutual friend, and made the death announcement. This "mutual friend" even posted a picture of the grave site. Only the grave site was actually a photo stolen from someone else's memorial page. I've included the actual gravestone this dude photoshopped.

We also had a Canadian guy who fell in love with a Finnish woman in our Linkshell (servers were worldwide). They actually married each other. They started to visit each others country until finally she gained the ability to move to Canada permanently as his wife. It was actually pretty touching. They still play mmos.

If WoW drama was like school yard bullying, then FFXI drama was fucking 90210.

>work in a factory with only women
>only guy with the boss
>hes glad I'm there since the bullshit is getting to him
>something went wrong
>he asks a coworker what she did
>she gets defensive as shit
>IT'S ALWAYS ME WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH I'M ONLY WORKING HERE
>he seriously just wanted to know what she was doing at the time to retrace steps and find the error
I thought it was a meme

>be 15 year old weird kid playing WoW
>Finally hit level 70 and feel like it's a huge accomplishment, join a casual raiding guild
>Have all these cringy RP macros on my holy priest that are bound to spells
>Have no idea how much it begins to annoy my guildies when we raid
>eventually during tempest keep where we keep wiping on the void reaver because we're casual shits I hear people on vent talking about how annoying my RP macros are
>get all butthurt and modify one of my RP macros, it sounds extra cringy now

>week or two later, while doing the sunwell plateau dailies with a guildie officers he tells me I'm good but everyone hates me
>tells me he he has to kick me
>In a moment of rare logical clarity I call him out on it because nobody ever said it was a problem (which was true) so I never even had a chance to reform
>he sees my point and allows me to stay
>after another week I feel like everyone still hates me and instead of keeping my cringy macros like I wanted all I did choose to stay with a bunch of people who already thought I was an annoying sperg
>which I was
>end up leaving this guild shortly after anyway, nobody cared obviously

>however I did not realize how useful I was to the guild, I didn't have any addons when I raided so I did not have recount and couldn't see how much I was healing.
>get picked up by one of the somewhat well known raiding guilds on the server. Decided to avoid being hated I would just stay silent. Rarely ever talked, got on vent but usually said nothing (and when I did talk I tried to make my voice sound deeper than it really was, probably sounded like someone with severe throat cancer desu)
>first day in the guild we hop into T6 content, hyjal, I had never been there, we end up killing the lich and I think the second boss as well that night
>Start hearing the GM compliment my healing in raids, calling me a monster etc.
>Never realized how much the old guild was holding me back content wise
(1/2)

>I want attention and (you)s.

>end up stuck on illidan one night
>healers are having trouble keeping everyone alive
>GM asks if we're using all our mana spells too, shadowfiend for priests
>say "I don't have the shadowfiend spell"
>I literally didn't buy it because I specced holy and thought the idea of having shadow spells was dumb
>vent goes silent
>GM "what?"
>TFW I had been raiding without shadowfiend in T6 for ages and nobody could tell until now
>GM is an ex marine, tells me an analogy to explain why I should get shadowfiend, because combat medics get guns even though they are primarily medics
>ended up learning a lot from my new guild and we completed sunwell a week before wrath dropped.

Despite all the cringe it was easily one of the best times in WoW I ever had, raiding with those guys, as soon as WOTLK was released I knew things wouldn't be the same. My raiding guild had drama not involving me when some officers started stealing sunmotes from the guildbank. Eventually when everyone disbanded I remember the GM sending me a whisper before he transferred the guild to a new server.

I was an unemployed kid who couldn't afford a server transfer, let alone barely paying the sub fee. So I couldn't go. GM thought I was against him though and asked me why I turned my back on him. I told him straight up how it was, I enjoyed raiding with them and had nothing against him at all. That was the last time I ever heard from him, or ever really raided seriously again.

>Be in night elf guild, chicks only

Fuck man why do you make me want this.

>got called Cred Forums yesterday for posting that tenpenny ghoul comic
at this point I'm pretty sure everyone asking people to go back to pol without redirecting is a retarded redditor

>Naturally this caused some unintentional gender mix-ups
>unintentional
Yeah, nah, they knew what they were doing.

send a dick pic to the GM

>at this point I'm pretty sure everyone asking people to go back to pol without redirecting is a retarded redditor

Throwing that one out without a hint of irony

I'll post my only experience with guild drama
>join small guild headed by like 4 high levels who are still actively gearing for the hardest instances
>they don't advertise and only bring in people they meet
>one of the officers brings in these ultra geared end gamers, 2 of them
>they're brother and sister, probably around 30
>on first guildvsguild fight with them, they comment on how it's nice we're not uptight about pvp
>they say the previous guild they were in the guild leader was super strict about pvp events and planning and shit
>few weeks pass, they're helping run us through instances quickly, taking the high levels through the hardest instances
>get matched against a ridiculously powerful guild
>happened a few times before the brother and sister joined, guild leader and officers said to just join if you want, no big deal
>brother and sister join
>they start flipping the fuck out at guildies that aren't joining the fight
>one officer, one who joined around the time I did talk back to them
>they start flipping out even harder, yelling and shit
>one high level in our guild just leaves due to the drama
>the brother and sister leaves
>the brother and sister immediately make a new guild and start inviting everyone that's not the two that talked back to them
>they tell us they'll get us geared and continue running us through instances
>2 of the 4 officers leave
>most of the active lower levels leave
>guild leader quits the game

Then the just desserts happens
>brother and sister have to go somewhere so can't lead the guild during a time
>give guild lead to the person they carried through the game the most
>they get back after a few days and ask for guild lead back
>guy refuses, says it's his guild now
>brother and sister flip out, then get kicked from their own guild
>they quit the game
>the guild disbands completely since now there's no uber geared people to carry them

Its good fun when the GM isnt a fucking loonie. ive looked to see if such a thing exists on AD and its just complete fucking trash wherever i look. RP is dead unless your realy into ERP

what

>join raiding guild
>ended up fucking the guild leader
>he gets caught selling coke at work and goes to prison
>guild falls apart without him

Miss you, Owen.

some chick send me lewds and she was a belf mage

lmao, I had this one chick I played with who had like 5 hunter alts. I had no idea this was a stereotype.

>get back into an MMO that I played beta on with friend because of said friend started again
>go hard and catch up to and blow past him in level, eventually join a guild because I still suck
>guild uses Discord for voice chat
>people who are typically in the discord server don't seem that bad, though there's around 3 or 4 girls and one is an annoying vaper 'lol is it cool if i vape while i talk' bullshit
>who the fuck even cares just do what you want do you really need validation or just attention for your sicknasty in-the-now habits
>still prefer to idle in IRL friend group discord because who the fuck needs to talk in voice to their guild mates all day
>try to chat in game to guild but feel like I flood the chat relative to responses
>do some guild event stuff but other than about the one day a week that guild v guild stuff happens I don't end up grouped with them or anything
>start getting bored of game since friend is kind of bad at it and can't keep up when he does happen to play, swamped with outside work, basically soloing on a soft cap grind when I do play

Maybe it's for the best that I quit again and just stick to playing a couple autism games with IRL friends when we have time I'm not cut out for this shit.

Not to mention the discord text chat is cancer as fuck. They are a couple steps at most from ERPing in there sometimes I don't understand.

Also ENTIRELY AS EXPECTED, I have seen drama between this guild and another guild during PVP with one semiwhale girl in our guild getting in a fight with a 'fakeboobs' girl in a different one.

How is this so predictable

I'm pretty sure there's a demand for it, maybe one day.

I would listen to a podcast you're part of

>Be in a guild in vanilla wow
>Guild mates are awesome but the GM is a tryhard autistic fuck
>This is my 3rd guild since the 1st got absorbed and I didn't like the 2nd one
>We are all shit talking on vent and shit but the GM always tells us to shut up because we need to be serious.
>Guild mage friend loves it when I give him power infusion when you could cast it on other people
>Would ask people in vent who 'Wants the power'
>Mages would basically trip over themselves for the power
>GM really fucking hates this that he demands I change to holy like all the other priests
>Tell him to calm down and that I am useful and shit with shields and other shit
>Rags on me all the time over not being meta
>He logs in one day to see me doing MC
>Starts losing his shit at me on gchat and tells me to get on Skype
>Screams, literally at me for going on a random MC run because im needed
>Tell him they are old guildmates and chill dudes that needed some more healers
>Threatens to throw me out but he needs healers as well especially dwarf ones since Fear Ward
>Doing MajorDomo and he dies but the GM is being a faggot again
>Finally get sick of his shit and ninja the entire chest and call the GM out on his shit
>Everyone on vent is stunned and I fuck off
>Join the old dudes guild that I helped in MC have a way better time

>2005-ish WoW around when AB came out and our PVP group got dominant, churning out high warlords
>Guild attention whore (who was legitimately pretty hot) wormed her way into it
>so bad at the game she had to have one of our other hunters log in to her character to do the hunter epic weapon quest
>One of the guys in our group tried to meet up with her IRL
>she apparently stole a bunch of shit from his place and disappeared

I still have pictures of her tits saved somewhere at least

I want a guild full of lesbian Nelf Sentinels and Druids who occasionally hold hands

fund it

>Be a neo-girl
>due to my jokename people ask if im a real girl
>Joke reply after awhile in guild
>outted myself just to see how it would go over
>everyones cool, I wasn't even the only one out of a guild of maybe 40 actives
>guy starts harassing me in pms
>just troll him back till i get tired of his shit and just ignore it, no mute or anything, keeps it up, other people tell him to chill
>goes bananas
>not even mad at him just want to avoid chit chatting
>tell an officer about harassment, after hearing I wasn't the first in the guild for the same situation
>said idc really I didn't want to be one of those drama starters, so I just ignored it
>kid maybe forgot to hit /w and said some crazy shit to me in guild chat
>he just gquit after half the gchat went wtf
>everything went back to normal

feels good man

> a Coo

It's 'coup' as in 'coup d'etat' you dumb motherfucker, stop trying to use words your dumb ass doesn't know

I want to cum on your face

You literally have to be older then 18 to post on this site user.

>i can literally sell a stack of starlight rose for 250k on my server
God damn has money never been easier to make.

Tough shit, if anyone's dishing out facials it's me.

Was her name Alice LePage?
If so, fuck her.
If not, fuck em both anyways.

>trying to impress 4chins with fake stories

Oh am i laughing

I like how you omit any mention of WHY she hated you to ablate any blame you might have.

Heroic raiding killed my guild.

>plugging LISA

You're a cool dude.

>Any ideas?

Yes, stop acting like a stupid cunt

>be warframe scrub
>only mr 15 (still mr 15)
>always a solo player
>don't want to hinder anyone
>join to a guild
>most leaders and officers are mr 20 or so
>they have hateboners for low levels
>everytime a low level gets in they bully the shit out them
>try to not be a cunt and help newbies out
>get kicked out
Why, just why, I don't even give a shit because I just joined another guild (which is kinda dead tho) but why do people like them exist

You also have to take into account that a big part of you is composed of what you do. So, think about this carefully. Decompose what you are in pieces. What type of person would love this? That's what happens with people with money and power too mind you, they just end up with people that love money and power. Everything calls for more of itself.
The first thing you need to change is the notion, the feeling, that there is a "solid you". Your hobbies, what you like, and what you don't like. Everything can be changed and you will still be you. You need to free yourself from your likes and dislikes and become the kind of person you would like to date. Eventually, you will start to atract people like you. If you are completely alone is because you left yourself get frozen in time and are too disconnected with reality.

>it's agreed on Cred Forums
Stopped reading there

>Cred Forums knowing anything about music
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Wut, cata released in December 2010, kik released October 2010

At least read up on how level 1 twinking works before you make yourself look retarded desu. It's much easier to hit players than it is to hit NPCs, however, since Vanilla to atleast MoP (I don't know if they changed it in WoD or Legion since I quit in early MoP), stat scaling has always been very broken for level 10s and below, and scaled absurdley. The weapon counterweight enchant, for example, would give you like 60% haste between levels 1-10, compared to level 11 where it'd immediately drop to 20% and lower. This worked for stuff like hit chance (which I'm pretty sure they removed recently). With enough hit chance buffs and debuffs a level 1 twink could effectively hit things at endgame levels, and because dodge scaled amazingly, level 1 twinks could reach around 70% dodge chance unbuffed (100%+ buffed, making them only hittable with spells or from behind) This is why you'd always hear stories of level 10 twink rogues beating 58 death knights in duels in WoTLK, or level 1 rogues beating level 40s in duels, or two years ago there was this level 1 twink who kited and killed the whale shark as a hunter.

There's videos of level 10 twinks on youtube that are nearly unkillable to level 70 melee players back in TBC.
youtube.com/watch?v=ilOw3D9Ti80

Here's an avoidance twink from MoP or Legion or some shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=Au_S9qBoJdQ

with enough hit chance buffs and enchants*

Meme all you want but King of Carrot Flowers Parts 1 and 2 are god tier.

>Be 15 year old kissless virgin
>Join a random casual outfit in Planetside
>Girl starts flirting with me because she likes my voice
>Never had girl attention before, loving it
>She talks dirty, we cyber, phone sex etc.
>I get more and more comfortable with it
>We "date"
>WoW happens, everyone playing
>Join her on random server instead of playing with friends because I'm still a horny virgin
>She cams for me semi-regularly, we phone sex nearly every night
>She's in her mid twenties, I'm 17 at the time
>Learn that she's unhappily married
>Learn that her husband actually knows about her relationship with me
>Doesn't really bother me since it's all just an internet thing
>She ends up flying out to me to spend a week with me and take my virginity
>Lose all confidence in person, I'm awkward as fuck, completely self-conscious
>Have sex only twice, sure it was terrible for her despite her being kind enough to not complain
>The fact that my parents knew everything and met her ahead of time didn't make things any better. She had to sleep in a hotel room alone, I slept at my house.
>Just a really awkward week in general
>Continue our relationship when she returns home as though nothing changed
>Begin getting attention from other girl in high school
>Start dating high school girl while continuing relationship with internet girl
>Eventually get serious about high school girl, break it off with internet girl
>Was also raiding with her. Was MT of my guild working though BWL. Was also given Thunderfury by guild..
>I gquit, server transfer and break all contact
>Never talk to internet girl again, and simultaneously fuck over my guild

To be fair the guild sucked. But she didn't really wrong me in any way. I still feel a little guilty about everything, but hope she is doing well.

>Start playing vanilla WoW, this was in late 2005
>I get invited to a guild by some human mage
>he also invites some nude, dancing night elf female that's standing next to me
>guild seems fine except that the GM and this girl is constantly flirting in guild chat and being generally annoying as fuck
>one day I whisper the girl because she knows some proffession(I think it was alchemy) and I need potions
>turns out it's her boyfriend playing
>Tell him everything about how she flirts with the GM in guild chat constantly
>He says he will talk about this with her
>She never log in again.

Haste twinks are fucking hilarious in Cata

>rolled a level 10 feral druid
>stacked haste to 120%
>stacked crit to 80%
>got the 2.30 speed 2H mace from master digger
>facerolled every player under level 40
>rejuv with tons of haste literally makes me invincible unless I get oneshotted

This desu

>join a guild full of pretty much married couples and other women
>nobody goves a fuck that I'm a girl
>can make all the dirty jokes I want without fear of triggering some thirsthounds dick

It's fucking groovy lads

this

>politically incorrect

He also has zero experience, zero successful enterprises, and no charisma. People only like him because the alternative is Hillary.

>vanilla WoW
>main pally healer and MT are in a relationship
>raid leader is a hunter
>hunter and MT start getting kind of salty with each other
>hunter and pally dissapear for a week, don't think anything of it
>find out a few expansions later the pally was cucking the tank and they took the week off to elope

>different guild in BC
>great priest healer in a relationship with our mt
>all happy talkative people
>him, her and one of the rogues starts being less chatty over time
>turns out the rogue was cucking the tank
>only find this oyt a few expansions later

Damn I'm thick, but them healsluts man

>start a guild with irl friends in WoD
>recruit a bunch of people to get into mythic raiding
>everyone is relaxed and mature
>the few girls in the guild don't cause drama
>no autism
>everyone's hanging out in discord in the evenings having a laugh
feels good man

>zero succesful enterprises
[citation needed]

>Warlock girl who's together with lock who's no longer raiding in the guild.
>Breaks up with lock and hooks up with Pally raid leader.

Still would never take the job of raidleader. Fuck that stress. Also maintanks are indeed cucks.

>all my friends start playing some korean MMO
>they make a guild, literally 14 people playing every day
>I can't, wasn't a PCfag anymore because the 2000-2006 years were pretty shit, so I just switched to consoles
>ask them to wait for me, I'll find a way to play
>they play anyway
>Ok then, fuck yall niggas
>still see their conversiations on our group/chat every single day
>one day I'm sick so I stay at home
>take the iMac I had for school, dualboot Windows, download the game
>three day straight of leveling, completely alone
>basically don't sleep
>get higher level than all of my friends

>next day they're doing a raid or something
>see about the location on group chat
>go there
>they're getting so much shit, one of them is dead
>all hope is lost
>"' 'sup niggers"
>Single-handedly defeat the boss and save the day

>we all stop playing it a week later because it was getting boring

Probably Metin 2

I posted a pic smartass

>because the 2000-2006 years were pretty shit,

may god have mercy on your pathetic soul

Anyone else had the opposite happen?
>used to frequent raids with TERA guild
>some Korean girl (kim or something) joins
>really fun person, just chill all around
>my friend Josh starts getting really pissed at her being there for some reason
>always ridicules her, calls her an attention whore, etc despite the fact she's never acted like that
>makes up drama surrounding her to try and get her kicked out
>she eventually leaves because she can't even get on discord without Josh sperging out
>to this day he still claims that she was starting shit and was just in the guild for attention
>she now runs her own guild

Still can't wrap my head around the situation. She didn't act any different from any other dude in the group, but still got shitposted to death.

Do you really want to compare the first half of the 00s decade to the 90s

In any possible way

Really

Yes, despite the lot of the early 3d failures, it was a lot better.
Thats why people call it the golden age

Nothing will ever beat the old Death & Taxes drama.

That shit was gold

some people obsess about getting attention, others obsess about giving it, etc

your friend is just a shit person

>hates girls
>makes up drama
>calls everyone that detracts the focus from himself an "attention whore"
Congratulations, your friend Josh is a Cred Forumsirgin.

This girl wasn't by the name of lily was it

>The fact that my parents knew everything and met her ahead of time didn't make things any better

This shit is golden, somehow I prefer my seeming permavirginity over having to suffer this awkwardness

>Wrath
>first Battered Hilt on the server drops
>We Master Loot because we all trust each other. Never any issues.
>We all roll. I win.

Week later. Other people get them here and there.

>Another drops. Cool let's roll.
>HEY user YOU GOT ONE BEFORE
>Yes but so did you, why can't I roll on it?
>You just can't I'm sorry.
>drama
>why should I not be allowed to roll I helped just as anyone else did to clear the dungeon
>they boot me out of the guild

Hurr durr I was one of the guilds raid Main Tanks. They can't progress in raids now. End up breaking up weeks later.

Felt good. I laughed because they wanted to be petty.

And yet consoles had much more to offer. Sure I had a blast with Quake 3, Age of Empires, Monkey Island, Diablo 2, the Star Wars games, Warcraft 3 and so on
But that's pretty much it, everything else was either forgettable niche games or really bad PC versions of much better console games

Ok, there's stuff from the eraly 2000 that I didn't play back then and that I only enjoyed recently, like Deus Ex

But overall, the fact I completely skipped the PS2 generation of console exlusives is still hurting me
I never played a lot of great games because I couldn't, and now they're old as shit and most of them didn't age well at all

>Music is one of my favourite things in the world
Are you 12?

>start of TBC, in raiding guild that had made it a bit into AQ40
>after several runs of Karazhan we notice how smooth things suddenly go once we let our druids tank for a change (me and one other, he's been feral since forever)
>massive amounts of butthurt from the warriors, one of which is the guild-leader
>make separate groups for Karazhan
>group with ferals clears first
>group with ferals only one to kill Netherspite
>guild-leader and his girlfriend quit and use connections to get into most advanced raiding guild on alliance side
>guild later implodes due to drama
>still with the people from our group now

he probably thought everyones dick was compromised, whether or not she was an attention whore.
Although noticed the worst of spergs could be described as chill and just goes by preference

Always a classic.

>wow tbc
>wanna raid hardcore, join my first guild after randomly befriending a few people while gearing up, they were doing Void Reaver at the time so right at the beginning
>progress through entire expansion with them, up to brutallus, time of my fucking life, had few cool guys I'd have called legit friends at the time, and a bunch of people from ok to shitty-but-tolerable
>by the end of the expansion constantly recruiting and guild hopping ruined everything, the okay people are never on, the shitters aren't good enough on raids
>gquit over an argument with some newfag half assing ZA and having enough in general
>bunch of whispers
>one of them is the guild leader, older calm and chill dude, was raid leader often too
>asks like 2 questions about how serious I am
>quits the game next day
>like 10 more people leave guild in the next week
>two weeks in guild is goes inactive on all fronts bar failing at ZA

It still feels bad knowing I was the guy's last straw, and he was a day1 player, he never played again, heard made a guild in warhammer which then died

For the guild I don't feel bad at all

I've been ERP'ing with a woman about that age since I was 16
She's not married or anything, but even if she were I wouldn't feel the least bit guilty.
I've been in love with her for years now and I'm terrified she'll leave like every other friend I've ever made online

>be a druid
>start of TBC

It was like a month long nerdgasm
I still remember the moment the beast was unleashed and the pre-TBC patch hit, I was only lvl 40-50 ish with the druid after giving up on my warrior, was dredging through the Hinterlands with its shitton of enemies i kept pulling and slowly whittling down with my shitty bleeds and whatnot, and then suddenly MANGLE up in this bitch, everything dying in seconds, pulling entire packs holy shit

>See more obvious ERP profiles than interesting characters

Because all the good RPers left or consider themselves "above" the tavern dwelling masses (they are half right about that though) and make their own guilds. You also have to think in game terms of what your character is, no longer are you some random ass scrub collecting boar asses for the Argent Crusade. You are wielding ASHBRINGER so it creates this bizarre disconnect that you are just another guy in the world looking for adventure/glory/gold/whatever.

How many years is that?
Why not make a move?

Not as crazy but I could heal forever as a pally at the start of TBC. Even more foreverialer with a Spriest in the party. Then blizz toned it down but I could still spend most of TBC just casting flash of light.

>vanilla WoW
>join some rando guild
>become semi-friendly with them, but not actual friends
>GM schedules a guild meeting at XR
>hit level 40 for the first time on my troll rogue the same day
>skip the meeting and run to sen'jin village to buy my mount because I'm too excited to wait
>GM throws a hissyfit, calls me selfish, tells me I'm never going to get anywhere in life with that kind of self-centered attitude, because I didn't attend his unimportant meeting about nothing
>threatens to kick me if I don't apologize
>"lol okay bye" and leave the guild
>join a different guild with my friend from school
>end up raiding with them all the way through AQ and some of Naxx, have a great time overall
>meanwhile, previous guild barely clearing MC
>old GM gets his account hacked because he's dumb
>disbands the guild a few days after

...

>in a guild
>'hey man, come hop on our discord'
>sure why not
>way more people than are in the guild in the server
>half of them have SU and Undertale avatars
>leave the server

I'm still in the guild but not sure if I should stick around

brad did absolutely everything wrong

Because she lives in eastern Europe and I live in the Pacific

>looks like ur the one with no life now

>be me 12 year old undead warrior blah blah blah met tons of amazing people I'll never forget, had guild leaders die and even indulged a pretend e-relationship once and this girl healslutted me through BC point is they've all moved on with their lives, I'll never play with or talk to them ever again and I'm alone in the world like a doll people used to like but now he's old news

>join friend's guild
>nothing of note happens
>raid a bit with them, nothing big (Wrath-era, which says it all)
>as the years go by, members stop showing up, including me
>guild is still around, a ghost of its former self
>no achievements since Pandaria
>only 14 at level or above 100, and only 1 at 110

>eastern europe
>she

>vanilla WoW
>trying to raid with my "guild" of weirdos who were older and had families and shit
>guild wasn't big enough to raid on our own
>had to do a co-op with several other smaller guilds
>I knew this would probably not be good but was my only shot at doing this content
>all kinds of weird drama and conversation
>nobody gave a fuck about anyone and everyone was in it for themselves
>there was this one particular rogue that secretly nobody liked because he was just so bad but he ended up getting decked up in raid gear because of dkp system
>one onyxia raid he's not there
>one of the leaders makes some comment about how he sucks and it's no loss
>the rogue's friend who was a hunter and the leader of the hunter "group" that I was in flips his shit over the comment because apparently the rogue guy was over at his house and heard the remark on teamspeak
>I mean he really loses it and comes across as more of a tantrum than anything else
>complete silence all around
>nobody really cares and the guy that made the comment had to talk him down from his rage like a parent to a child
>it was embarrassing to say the least
>this kind of shit was common really
>something would almost always happen like this when we raided in this Co-op

>At Islands of Adventure Orlando
>Some French people directly in front of my group are being ass holes.
>They keep looking backwards in line looking for their friends (They were trying to find them to get them to skip ahead)
>They are standing on top of scenery
>They are getting behind us to double check, then coming through my party to get ahead (one of them pushed my little sister as she went through) and didn't even say sorry
>My group is getting mad, but not doing anything
>When the queue gets wider, I immediately get in front of the French people and tell my friends to come up with me
>They come up to me like "What you doing?"
>Group is trying to get me to calm down
>NO
>I am tired of being behind you you fuck, you are trying to get people to skip us and you pushed my sister, we are in front of you now.
>Entire group and at least 3 groups behind us skips these French fucks
>I felt like an autist because of how much adrenaline was in my system, but in the end I heard other people talking about me like I stood up for what was right, so I felt better.

FUCK FRENCH

how is ninja looting still even a thing?

I only parse if I'm raiding with my static, otherwise I never do it.

Whining about random trash players in FFXIV outside of top level content is pointless.

Fuck. I hate stories like this. Sorry for your loss man

Rogues get all the pussy

>tfw you will never be as alpha as Jared

Do you not need a guild to raid anymore or something? I stopped playing during TBC, and there was no way to progress beyond Heroic dungeons without a raiding guild.

Probably the greatest example of WoW drama was that really old incident from vanilla where the female druid rolled on the Finkle Dredger and it launched this massive drama with the girl talking about how WoW was her entire life and what not. God damn it was one of the worst second hand embarrassments I've ever felt for someone.

>in server top 10 guild
>guild leaders GF is an officer
>during ulduar progression she starts getting oddly bitchy
>half the officers are trying to suck up to her constantly
>eventually she just up and leaves the fucking server
>her BF leaves too
>ALL THE LEADERSHIP LEAVES AS WELL
>guild webmaster is salty as fuck since he just finished making new forums
>one of our mages graciously accepts the mantle of GM and gets shit back in order
>thankfully the core raid team was still intact
>we recover and raid quite comfortably through ICC heroic
>Pressure from not being able to kill heroic LK and having an asshole get his shadowmourne and leave the server the next week kills morale
>guild dies

I still remember when the GMs GF left the webmaster got fuckin pissed and posted an easter egg on the guild site where if you paused it from loading fast enough it would display pic related.

I've never seen autism concentrated so highly into one thing.

she's pretty hot and dem titties be great

keep it a niche group dude, for the love of god. Only keep the cool people because the golden geese can go anywhere and the shit will always drag the whole thing down to their level

>Fap to the idea of being a healslut
>Do it in a Cred Forums guild
>Try ERPing with people for a couple weeks
>Novelty wears off pretty quickly
>Realize I hate being submissive and that ERP is a waste of time
>Not even interested in playing with anons in the guild anymore anymore, since they're a bunch of memers who don't take anything seriously (for the most part)

So much for that.

I've seen similar women in ffxiv

>Attention seeking whore
>Joins FC as friends with really nice guy in fc
>Gonna have in-game wedding
>He carries her all the time and buys her Glamour's
>She is annoying to rest of fc
>People warm him
>Marries him in-game
>She starts flirting with guy in my static
>Ask for his WhatsApp
>Sends him pic of herself
>SwampDonkey.jpg
>He tells her go fuck off
>She goes back to seeking attention from in-game husband

When my static seen the pic we were in tears laughing he was being cucked by her. Cucked in a video game kek