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Harambe?

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Pokeballs out

>nagetsukesaru
nuggetsaurus?

>yareruutan
Yarangutan?

>that leaf
DUDE

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LOL DICKS FOR HARAMBE XD WELL MEMED OP

Thanks Doc

Saru is monkey in Japanese. The English names are released as well

Wasn't a rugby pokemon in those chinese leaks? Pretty much confirmed now

youtube.com/watch?v=m8lfI66T5II

english

Haha Harambbbbeeee xDdd

>psychic orangutan
Cool. Not a fan of the purple though.

At this point Pokemon really threw their design philosophy over board.

youtu.be/OCisVJWkM4w

Some of these Z movies are fucking final fantasy summon tier of animation length

>yareruutan
There is no second r, its Yareyuutan

I'm gonna catch one and name it Nuggetsaurus.

It's japanese for ayyoholup and shaq

When will this shitty world be done with this harambe crap?

It is the most pathetic forced meme ever

he's back
to cleanse us from our sins

Oh this is such bad timing on Gamefreak's part, now we going to get shitty Harambe jokes for weeks.

Also the Rugby Monkey that the Chinese leaks said was true, ok a Lemur but it's a type of primate so it counts.

Rip harambe my nigga #dicksout

Neither of them are even gorillas, what's with the harambe shit.

I need a webm of that Pikachu z move
shit's kawaii nigga

tumblr, twitter, normie and white people memes

My guess
>Nagetsukesaru
Nagetsuke + saru
Throw + monkey, hence the throwing coconut.
"きのみを投げつける ナゲツケサル" The fruits thrower nagetsukesaru.

>Yareyuーtan
Uーtan is definelty from orangutan, but the "yare" i have no fucking idea what it refers to.
"孤高の策士 ヤレユータン" The isolated tactician, yaretyuutan.

pokemon.co.jp/ex/sun_moon/pokemon/160920_02.html

>that first "music" piece
so far the music has been really inconsistent between fucking amazing and ear destroyingly bad

Is that squirrel on the right a newtype?

English names are already revealed
Passimian and Oranguru

>evee z move isn't a full typing beam of fuck you
lame

>rugby lemur

What an odd design I like it

Literal Yokai Watch, fuken lel

Memes aside, these designs aren't half bad. Way better than most of the designs we got so far. I'm getting a gen 3 vibe from them.

>inb4 gen 3 =/= good

>that fucking Eevee special

Holy shit that was cool even if it was just a buff move

>but the "yare" i have no fucking idea what it refers to

From "yare yare daze" because Danny Glover says that. And as we all know, Danny Glover is a gorilla.

What the fuck, this shit is literally Digimon now.

It gets Baton Pass, friend. And its new move boosts all of its stats by 2.

fuck
marry
kill

massive stat boost > some fucking beam

man the night dog is total yiffbait but I kind of want to use it

A FUCKING

RUGBY

MONKEY

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS SLUT

This is what i was expecting. What the fuck gamefreak?

This is like some kind of mahou shoujo lineup.

>A shit load of retarded kids memeing about Harambe shit because of Oranguru
>Not a single Doctor Zaius

Fuck people

>Best evo front and center
Based GF.

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receiver seems OP as fuck

something something harambemon

they look pretty cool actually

>mega man's final smash.jpg

these z moves are kawaii as fuck

>Oranguru is a Pokémon that appears only in Pokémon Moon. If you’re playing Pokémon Sun, you can obtain it by trading with someone playing Pokémon Moon.

Oranguru live solitary lives deep in the forests and do not usually take much action. Instead, they position themselves high up in the trees to meditate. Long ago, people thought that Oranguru were humans who dwelled in the forest depths, so they called them “the people of the forests.” Oranguru is kind to the other Pokémon living in the forest, providing medicine for injured Pokémon and food for the hungry.

Oranguru sometimes act on their own initiative and will use items that only humans normally use. From a Trainer’s perspective, they can be hard Pokémon to handle at times. Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!

The fan-like objects held by Oranguru are handmade by the Oranguru themselves. These fans appear to be made of layers of leaves bound together with Oranguru’s own fur.

Instruct is a move that only Oranguru can learn. It can make the selected target use its most recent move again immediately.

I now know what to name him, thank you.

I still don't get what receiver does

>Passimian is a Pokémon that only appears in Pokémon Sun. If you’re playing Pokémon Moon, you can obtain it by trading with someone playing Pokémon Sun.

Passimian live in troops of 20 to 30 individuals, all following a leader. This leader will take 10 of the individuals in the best condition to search for food. The troop’s teamwork is strong, and the boss of each troop decides what mark members will wear on their arms to distinguish the troops.

The boss puts the troop members through training to improve their coordination with one another and their skill in handling Berries. Apparently this training is so hard that some Passimian end up running away.

Lobbing Berries at foes is how Passimian attack. They sometimes work in coordination with others, passing Berries back and forth to bewilder their opponents. Passimian don’t just pitch hard Berries at opponents, either—they also have a technique that uses soft Berries to obscure their opponent’s ability to see.

Passimian wants its Trainer to have the qualities of a leader as well. It watches a Trainer’s form closely when he or she throws Poké Balls, and will not listen to the orders of a Trainer with poor form.

Passimian has a new Ability, Receiver, which no other Pokémon has previously had. With the Receiver Ability, this Pokémon can inherit the Ability of an ally who faints in battle.

>those customization options
Fuck yeah

So, is Instruct like Encore, but only one turn?

>Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!

MONKEY TROUBLE!

No kidding, for the first time in my life, I kinda want to make a female trainer in pokemon.

When Rockruff is bathed in profuse amounts of solar energy, it evolves into its Midday Form. In the world of Pokémon Sun, Solgaleo’s influence causes Rockruff to evolve into this form.

Lycanroc lives solo in mountains and deserts, not creating a pack. Each has its own territory, and they live without interfering with one another, which helps to avoid unnecessary fights.

Lycanroc obeys its Trainer’s orders dutifully. In particular, if a Trainer accepted it during its more rebellious pre-Evolution period, Lycanroc will never ever betray that Trainer and will be the most loyal of partners.

The Midday Form Lycanroc is known for speedy movements that leave its opponents bewildered. It dodges opponents’ strikes while attacking with the sharp rocks of its mane as it slips right past them.

Accelerock is a move that only Midday Form Lycanroc can learn. It slams into an opponent with quick moves. This move is guaranteed to strike first!

They look so damn fabulous in the spot light.

>Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!
Well fuck me that has Totem fight written all over it

When Rockruff is bathed in an abundance of lunar energy, it evolves into its Midnight Form. In the world of Pokémon Moon, Lunala’s influence causes Rockruff to evolve into this form.

Midnight Form Lycanroc provokes its opponents by pressing in hard and inviting their attack. When an opponent falls for this tactic and attacks, Lycanroc counters with its forte: a single devastating blow that finishes off its foe! The stronger its opponent is, the more excited for battle Lycanroc becomes. It doesn’t mind getting hurt if it means victory in battle. Battles thrill it so much that its eyes glow.

Contempt rises in this Pokémon for Trainers who give orders it doesn’t agree with or who try to force it to battle. On the other hand, it will feel a deep trust in a Trainer who can truly draw forth its power in battle.

Counter is a move that Rockruff can learn when it evolves into Midnight Form Lycanroc. When Lycanroc takes physical damage from an opponent, it deals double that damage back to the same opponent.

CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?

HE

if it's like megavolution you can skip them

Well of course you can!

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No, the effect is immediate.

>double battle
>your other Pokemon uses Swords Dance
>Harambe uses Instruct on it
>your other Pokemon immediately uses Swords Dance again

Well, I couldn't before.

so what anime character is he based on?
post dio-mon next

Can't wait to make her look like a total slut and watch he do this dance

they should have switched jolteon and leafeon
reee

>people still play nintendo past 15 yo

Seems weird to give Eevee a z-move.
Like who's going to JUST use Eevee for a long time?

>Prevo-only Z-Moves

Come the fuck on GF

Hey it's my Sonic OC when i was 12!

That shit's kawaii

>sun dogger gets a priority rock move
>moon faggot just gets counter

What the fuck, its not even a unique counter or anything. Thats mad gay

Nope. Alolan Raichu and Snorlax have them too.

>all those customisation options
best game

Maybe Gnoles from FFXI? They were melee fighters as well.

Dont we have a containment board for this shit?

CUTE
CUTE

Keep crying bitch nigga. now it's time to dance.

waiting for the Ash version

>Fucking based rock quick attack

VS

>counter

Are they serious?

>equip an eviolite on it
>use his z-move
>baton pass
>whatever you bring out is a fucking beast

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if a pokemon faints in a double/triple match, and monkey man is on the same team, it gets that pokemon's special ability

I can only assume shit like wonder guard will be hard coded not to work with it

This. What garbage. They're only doing this because they couldn't make give Pikachu a mega

Don't you need a Z-stone to use the move?

Z-moves require crystals to be equipped on the Pokemon.

Somebody give me just the frame of Meowth Standing there right before Pikachu hits

Z-moves use up an item slot

Aw shit I forgot. Still, same principle exists. Just makes it easier to stop for the opponent

Mega Pikachu gets one too.

true leader of team skull confirmed

Dr. Zaius jokes were the first ones made when Oranguru showed up.
Dicks out for Passimian though

>Customisation finally confirmed
Re-preordered.

RADICAL

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

>people will still pick the boy avatar after this shit

alolan raichu had the generic electric type z move

I wish I was in your circle then, because in these first few threads/the Youtube comments my post is the first I've seen.

but Passimian looks nothing like a gorilla

「Stoked Sparksurfer」

HE CAN TALK

>buying games on the 3ds

nice joke

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Great ass design and lore.

>not naming Oranguru Ultra Humanite

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Have I grown so accustomed to her dumb flower hat that the sight of seeing her without it makes her look weird?

do you need a new 3ds for this gay shit

Make us

>not COWA-THUNDER

>priority rock move

>Defeat the final Ultra Beast
>My, you've exceeded my calculations
>This starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=UHZY3R5j12o

>you can put sandals

Is this the best pokemon game to date?

>lipstick

oh my

i only just noticed how their eyes are so big, like they're on something.

>someone will make a petition to call this thing Harambe

Anyway I like them, interesting designs

>have a board dedicated to your advance rock paper scissors game
>bring it here

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Fuck and marry: Glaceon
Kill: the rest

HIS COCONUT GUN

>priority rock move
Ahahahah eat shit smogonbird

is that tsu? I thought it was chiisaitsu like っッ

>Accelerock
Talonflame can get fucked

judging from his stance and hair, I wanna say Iori. I bet the shiny version has red hair

See

You forget Gale Wings faggot.

I am so slamming one of these bad boys on my team as soon as I can

>not supporting devs of games you like
>being a poorfag
great meme

I'd rather fuck Passimian, desu

quality

has no STAB

you just typed tsutsu

Didn't ice type moves get used on Lycanroc? How come the "super effective" sound didn't play?

PFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

N-NANI!?

h-hayai!

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ice is being nerfed because it's too good.

This was the best I could do

Ground is weak to Ice, not Rock.

>poorfag

err no, many games on EU have months delay also you can't download uncensor patches/ jap voices patches without modifying your 3ds

also fates had fan translation patch months before english release

and most importantly related to pokemon, EU have 1 week delay on release, so i'm happy to pirate it while the cucks in EU have to wait a week

MASAKA

So is it going to be like X&Y again where the girl has a bunch of different options for customization and the guy has way less?
Because I'm just gonna play as the girl if that's the case

Because it doesn't affect Rock. you're thinking of Ground.

>using courageous canary on a rock type

>thought all this time rock was weak to ice
kill me

It's perfect, thank you user

I'm gonna fuck it up one way or another. Life Orb + Flare Blitz.

>Midnight Form Lycanroc
Fuck. Was set on getting Sun, but now I dunno.

Eh, to be fair most of the Gen 1 Rock types are dual Ground.

Great idea. Having an actual Pokemon as a gym leader... woah.

That's an orangutan, not a gorilla you fucking retard.

This... is just unfinished right? T-they're going to patch it? THEY'RE GOING TO PATCH IT RIGHT

THUARSHATHATISLHJN GOAGNGAD TOT APOSPATXFJT IT JRJNGDK T?!?!?!$"J"$?K!?

Thank you new reaction image

>very fast doggo smashing at incredible hihg speed

just remember that with online trading it's way easier to get the mons from the other version

This better be one of our boy's pokemon.

STOP FUCKING THROWING PIKACHUS

>want to be hyped more than I already am but the graphics are too revolting

Fuck, the NX can't come fast enough.

>Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!
roll out the porn

Orangusage is pretty cool, but I also like the regular doggo form more than the werewolf form.
Probably going to end up picking Sun.

i'm straight but i kinda wanna fug him

>xratio

Shit tier artist

oh lawdy. is this a RO doujin?

What is this not-vigoroth and not-slaking?

someone add a to this pic

>so fast you can't even see it's feet move

masaka

actually useful, for one

>him
>assuming it's male
user...

Can't find it, sauce me my man

Does mummy affect Slaking or not? If it did, you'd have a pretty beastly 'mon for doubles.

If none of the Z-moves let you dab I'm killing myself.

I'm getting really sick of this "version-exclusive" shit

It made sense in the nineties and early two-thousands maybe to sell games and get kids interacting, but not now when kids are not the primary audience for the games.

Why is the game audio so trebelly and lacking any low end?

nope, males have tons too

>the underbelly goes through the tail

lewd

>Oranguru
>guru

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

Because Nintendo can't into direct audio capture for some reason.

>version-exclusive
>when the world trade centre exists

>moon faggot just gets counter

I GUESS WE KNOW WHO'S GETTING INTO SMASH 5!

where my /sun niggas/ @?

>moondoggo howl

AWOOO!

What's with the fucking yokai watch dance they do for Z moves?

Is pokemon actually so threatened by yokai watch that they feel they have to copy it? I thought YW sold shit?

>tfw neither MOMS GONNA FREAK nor ABSOLUTE MADMAN can fit in the name box

Was that a thing? I thought the boy had quite a few options, but maybe it's just because I hardly bother with customization.

I didn't even know that was a thing.
That's in every Pokemon game now?

Yes. Mummy Slaking/Archeops was a popular strategy during gen 5. Not so much anymore.

Fuck Espeon.
Marry Galceon.
Kill Sylveon.

Online, retard.

yes. just trawl the listings until you find someone willing to trade one for a psuedolegendary and snatch it up

>all these insane abilities and moves

The meta is going to be a clusterfuck for months.

Eject Button Cofagrigus is a popular team member among Slaking users, yes.

fuck glaceon
marry glaceon
kill glaceon

kill yourself you fucking 12 year old

Another fun one is Fire hits 1x against Ground

Butt I am a polygamist!

so how many pokemon are going to have z moves?

>Sand Rush + priority move with godly type
vs.
>Counter + No Rest
JUST

>DUDE
WEED

Well I feel retarded.

In that order hopefully.

>hurr durr i'm fucking retarded

The WTC was taken down in 2001, I thought? Isn't it the Freedom Trade Tower now?

Can anyone make a gif of the "come at me" animation of Lycanroc?

all of them have at least 1 basic generic type-related z move

and some have special ones

but there's at least a generic ghost z move
a generic dragon z move
water z move
etc

it's hawaii, dipshit

Have they confirmed Battle Frontier or a PWT?

>he needs more than one vowel for his Pokemon names
AbsltMdMn

lynx =/= tiger

will there be a generic normal type z move? ultra giga punch or something?

daily reminder than Oranguru's design is based on feudal japan buddhist monk warriors

I'm sure there will be, yes.

yeah, that's what I'm thinking

>daily reminder
>Yareyaredaze was announced just today

Only design I've kind of liked so far

>basic generic type-related z move
what is this? you mean its one without the fancy dancing and cutscenes?

>accel rock

START UP

DEFORMATION

>SLUT SIMULATOR 2016

LADS
A
D
S

nope

be prepared for a short boring singleplayer and the same team on multiplayer

so fucking smug
HNNNNGG

>using the word yiff unironically
gas yourself

Go to 2:32 in that video and compare it to vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=gTnHWTa3Mss

This is just HARAM.

Why not do it yourself?

One of the more credible leaks that seems more and more legit with ever new announcement did say BF is coming back.

there's a Z movie for each type that can be used by any mon
and then there's z movies that each can only be used by specific mons

all of them have dancing

No.

It means there will be one Z move for every type on top of the special ones that only work on specific pokemon like pikachu, snorlax, eevee and such.

We already saw the generic electric/fire/water ones.

I'd love to venture into the forest and fight a pokemon gym leader, sounds fucking rad

so the leak about day/night evos for the starts is looking slightly more credible

unfff

I know what I will look like

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Vaporeon masterrace

Was that in one of the leaks? All Corocoro said is that the starters "also have a secret" in the Ivanko reveal.

the chinese has been already credible

there are four different leaks, the chinese one being correct

>a random dance video is equivalent to a short animation in a fucking limit burst posing
The YW character don't even dance in combat or in the episodes unless it's actually a monster's thing.

Pokemon have been dancing for a long ass time

youtube.com/watch?v=99oPdDImj9g

This isn't even the oldest.
Fuck even Bayonetta copied YW, it has a dance video at the end.

why put all this work into these dumb super move animations that everyone will skip past beyond the first two times?
y-you CAN skip them, right?

best gym leader design of all time
OF ALL TIME

>Not posting the better version
youtube.com/watch?v=93ft8zK9WTE

i want to fuck you

this

did it come with any descriptions for each of the two final evos of them?

why are there tokufriends in Cred Forums

already naming my sun doggo takumi

FIGHTING TYPE ZAM WHERE
FIGHTING TYPE NIDOKING WHERE
WATER TYPE ARCANINE WHERE

just said rockruff evo is werewolf

it got sea cucumber, mushroom, werewolf, rugby monkey right

now we're waiting for snowman and dolphin pokemon

Thank goodness I got Sun so I don't get that edgy werewolf.

>Go to
>doesn't know about &t

Get this fucking electro rat out of here

FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE!

At first, I considered Snorlax's z-move to be the most useless, now? Its definitely PIkachu's

If you are going to be using a Pikachu why would you not give it a light ball? Even if Pikachu's Z-Move does 250 base damage it still is coming off of Pikachu's 50 special attack.

I feel like Gamefreak is making these features just so they have a bulletin point to say how the new game is different then the last rather then actually making something that is interesting and fun to play.

please just confirm him already

Only if they allow you to wear socks with them, otherwise its wasted potential

rape clown is better

>Not naming sun doggo Kotaro and moon doggo Nobuhiko

>make a sports ball pokemon
>make it basketball-american
das racist

spread the rider love

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>Not Takkun

the leak already confirmed it

and the leak is pretty much 99.99999999999% true at this point, there is no way someone would have randomly predicted all these things

It also said that the new mythical Pokemon in the same vein as Cresselia is a unique typing, hinting at Ghost/Fighting. It said the starter's final evolutions are a wrestler, an archer, and a siren, too.

It's not the same leak that talked about split evos, though.

>lipsticks
isn't she like 10?

>him

>more silly moves for powerful stuff
I used to be okay with play Pokemon while being in my late 20's but I don't think I can make eye contact after doing one of those silly moves at my local tournaments.

>dolphin pokemon
Snappy's revenge

In alola, age is but a number

too shallow of a comparison

>faiz is doggo orphnoch
>muh feelings, don't want confrontation
>AXEL WOOSH WOOSH

I'm not a Kusaka

There will be cool male clothes and hair styles this time, right?

You are my nigga

>Not calling your sun doggo Tetsu

check the english vid, male has also plethora of stuff

I know right? Hot as fuck.

>you are now imaging her leaving a lipstick smear on your cock

>naming your pokemon

doggie has far too many lewds in my collection that I don't want those to surface when playing pokemon

where's the solrock and lunastone evos?

>no one notices that poor meowth just completely getting destroyed

No, you are the retard. Tflames BB is only +1. Tflame is really fast, even without Gale Wings but this mean it has to run Jolly from now on and lose a significant amount of power.
Additionally, Lycanroc has the ability to go first during Sandstorm because of Sand Rush.

We don't know the stats yet but I doubt this thing will be faster than 126 base speed.

sentai > kamen

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>being boring
>not loving your Pokemon enough to give them pet names

Pokémon ages are bullshit.

There's no way a character that's 6 feet tall, has huge knockers, and has won a major world competition is under 20 years old.

I haven't played any of the games since the fourth generation, but I'm fucking jazzed about Sun and Moon.

Sentai=Kamen

well currently furry sentai is better than gonna be a ghost due to boredom

kys

Shit dude
I love you

I've been over six feet tall since I was sixteen

>not having lewds of best character in dekaranger

what's next, not having lewds of sela and amu?

it was just minding its own bussiness and then suddenly pikapocalypse

at least they are fucking human chris
look at these other faggots

It's Cool Guy!

Pokemon main characters have literally never been 10 outside the anime and i don't know why people and normies keep repeating it over and over and over.

so how old are we again? cause we're obviously not adults

>Z-move for Zapdos and the rest of the birds
I fucking swear Gamefreak, if you fuck this up again.

kys, id take trap/slut mermaid seal over the travesty that is the rape seal

Chicken-chan is 18!

Man, it's been a minute since I thought about Caramelldansen.

Now imagine a girl dressed up like a bimbo doing this

Google image search returned it. Princess Knight Taming.

>not COWA-THUNDA

>male has a plethora of stuff
>can actually remove hats unless I see one I really like
>different hairstyles/colors
>mfw
Its also going to soothe my autism now that everyone just isn't an exact clone like in X/Y, that scratch will hopefully be itched.

>we want the yokai watch audience

m-my dick...!!!! O.o

>18

this is criminally cute

Russel/Jimmy is the new Rocky/sparky

The BW protagonists are canonically 16, so it's possible.

How old were the XY protagonists?

Like the Ancient Alolan's used to say.

>midnight form can literally stay up all night

Old enough to...you know.

18.

welcome to heterosexuality

BASH BUTTS

47

Chicken-chan is old enough for lipstick

The only number that matters is how many inches of my dick she can take nawhaimsayin

why does he dislike lore?

OLD ENOUGH FOR

ANAL?
N
A
L
?

The boy should have been the one who died since he was going to grow up into a thug.

>this is a nintendo game in 2016

reminder


youtube.com/watch?v=ryLEprp1Ccs

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is she old enough to give me an armpit-job?

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do you have a version with this one instead?
youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

4''

>Totem Battle
>Totem Pokemon call out other Pokemon to help them out.
>Ally Pokemon does a move.
>Oranguru Instructs it to do the move again.
>No Gyms in Alola region
>Oranguru is a simulated Gym Leader

>BRRRRAAPPPPPP

Chicken-chan is great and all, but I prefer REAL WOMEN.

The thumbnail is horrifying.

Anyone else got a sudden urge to eat some C H I C K E N ?

I just want a straw hat and a long sundress for Chicken-chan.

That's all I want, Game Freak. Please.

No.

Solid 5-6"
I honestly have no idea if that's big anymore.

you're going to dress like a slut whether you like it or not!

>NINTENDO

Oranguru 1 uses Instruct on Oranguru 2 after 2 uses another move. Oranguru 2 uses Instruct on Oranguru 1. Whahappan

>not wanting body armor and a motorbike helmet

you die in real life

quick attack also has pokemon not doing anything but moving, so I don't see the problem

>Extreme Evoboost
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Sun and Moon really has too many sexy girls

Not sure if I can survive gen 7 with my dick intact guys

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>Oranguru 2 uses Instruct
>...but it failed

A secret move is unleashed!
Lecture: Infinite PP move where the Pokemon lectures you for like 30 minutes. Cannot be skipped.

why is evee standing on a hat so FUCKING CUTE
hnnnngg

>that smug vaporeon

muh dick

peck, too

No shut up let me have this

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But why does it have to be such low-poly.

it wastes everyone's time until one of them runs out of pp for the move
fuck you, john

SATOSHI-KUN HONTOU NI BAKA DE GESO
BAKA, BAKA AHO AHO!

Jolteon - Jonathan
Flareon - Joseph
Vaporeon - Jotaro
Sylveon - Josuke 4
Leafeon - Giorno
Glaceon - Jolyne
Umbreon - Johnny
Espeon - Josuke 8

actually the pokemon model polygons have a high count

yeah, seriously, go look it up, they future proofed their models

what is the Jorge Joestar of Eeveelutions?

Pokemon models are really high poly.

Pokemon Go uses the models from the 3DS games.

The problem is they're low res with no AA because shit hardware.

So what exactly was Eevee's Z move? Some kind of special defense raise?

my MAN
im glad someone else keeps the goodies legacy

Deviantarteon

sharply raises all sats

sharp raise to every stat

so 2x attack, 2x def, 2x speed etc

>a move that lets your ally attack twice in doubles or triples

Holy fuck.

Can Yareyareharambe Instruct that move?

you can only use 1 z move per battle, so no

Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?

Online makes it trivial.

I believe the current high count is somewhere around 25,000 polys.

>when the z-move is just right

Older than Emma, who's 16.

I WANT TO HUG THAT ESPURR

really? I got the impression she was like 14 at most, in-game

Anyone else wanna see this guy's evolution?

pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/wimpod/

Xerosic reveals her age as 16. Emma refers to the player character as their senior at some point.

>day evo is jock crab
>night evo is school shooter lobster

I had to

...

The meta has always been and will always be a clusterfuck.

Looks like he's Constanzaing

I never finished Black 2 or bothered with 6th gen but Sun/Moon are looking pretty cool so far.

How is it a clusterfuck right now?

When I said clusterfuck I was referring to how much experimentation was going to go on.

Only time protags have had confirmed ages were in RB where Red was 11, Yellow where you're 10, XY where they were 16 and ORAS where they were 12.
BW/BW2 were stated to be older than previous gens but never actually specified.

Don't worry, Smogon will find a way to ban anything and everything even remotely fun or status quo threatening.

Just not Stealth Rock.

>at least 3 new bug type families this generation
I hope they're good, because bug types are cool

Didn't they recently ban baton passing speed boosts and swagger? And now they're thinking about banning scald?

I remember the bitchfit they threw when some genius found the Funbro set.

Yarambe is definitely going to banned in doubles/triples. No way in hell Smogon is going to let M-Kangaskan use Power-Up punch 4 times in a row.

The 3DS games are actually surprisingly good looking when not confined to a shitty 240p screen. Just look up videos or screenshots of the Citra emulator running at higher resolutions.

Does Smogon have a subforum where they discuss the latest pokemon news?
I want to see their initial reactions to the monkey

They tried banning Azumarill from doubles, because Jirachi makes it overpowered as fuck, but the Jirachi ban vote didn't fly.

...

"BANNED"

funbro set?

Why did people think he was hard? I literally just kept using electric attacks and he died in 2 turns.

ok but link pls

can't find it

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>It involves giving Slowbro a Leppa Berry and the moves Block, Slack Off, Recycle, and Heal Pulse. Block prevents the opponent from switching out. Slack Off restores half of the user's max HP. Recycle restores held items. Heal Pulse heals the target for 50% of the target's current HP. Leppa Berry restores PP.

>You Block your opponent, then use Slowbro's bulk and Slack Off move to get your opponent down to Struggle. You then use Slack Off and Heal Pulse to heal both the Slowbro and the opponent, using Recycle and Leppa Berry to keep up your PP. This goes on forever.

>Do you just have to kill it really quickly before it gets to that point or be using a Pokemon that has a move that lets it switch out despite Block? Is there no other alternative?

>Sandals
If only barefoot was an option, but this is good enough. I hope they have plenty of options for them too.
I also hope there will be other barefoot female NPC trainers.

>supporting devs
>by sending money to the publisher
Amazing

Slowbro @ Leppa Berry
-Recycle
-Heal Pulse
-Block
-Slack Off
stalls for infinite amount of turns.

So here's the starter final evo.

he absorbs all magic, but is turbo resistant to phys.

if you didn't catch on that dolphins are filthy liars, most players try to beat him to death and fail, rather than overload his ability to absorb magic

Its high poly. just low res.

half of them

Don't quit your day job

>Fire/Fight

I thought they were canonically 12.

Yeah that's exactly how he kills you. You're gonna need a scarf, bird friendo.

Owl besto.
Hoo~

I'm okay with these. Water/Fairy is a great typing, too.

Split evos weren't in the Chinese leak, the only leak to be consistently correct.

>can play as a qt girl with fluffy twintails
I need to get back into Pokemon.

Could be Fire/Dark

Owl is fucking great

I work as a Pokemon Colorist

Leader said it's Fire/Dark because it's a heel wrestler like The Undertaker.

>Could be Fire/Dark
I guess there's a chance of that. But there are a couple of wrestling moves on there, so I doubt it.

>leader
Meant leaker.

Honestly the cat looks the most competent out of all of those.

Like people have been saying, it could be a 'heel' wrestler. A lot of dark moves are just dirty fighting like sucker punch or biting.

>Not naming glam rock doggo Hanoi Rocks

>what are heel wrestlers

finally some sense

/vp/ will sperg out if you said anything positive about the tiger

Please. Everybody knows that the cuter a Fairy is, the more powerful it is.

That's such an asspull and hardly related. It's probably right.

well now I have to name this raichu static shock

This is correct.

>football monkey
OH SHIT LEAKER CONFIRMED TO BE TRUE

The tiger is a fucking Power Rangers villain.

I love it.

you were supposed to post a cute, strong fairy.that one is neither

Dude he's beating Pikachu's face in with a fucking table in that art

FUCK!
Why didn't I think of this before?
I wanna do it too.

that'd better be his actual signature move

Hope Ash doesn't go with Litten in the anime. I think having Moondoggo as the "bad " is a more interesting idea.

what the shit i thought this was fake.

what would be an apt name and move description for this Dark type attack

>yfw it's a multi type dark/fighting move

I just mean that I don't see (heel) wrestlers as anything but fighting. And it's a pretty specific type of wrestling.

It's odd to not see Rowlet in the anime trailer, and with how it's placed right behind Ash in the full page teaser I suspect he will be getting that one.

Maybe it can be like Secret Power, but instead of different effects based on where you use it, it's different furniture.

Litten is beside Ash in the anime promo page in Coro Coro.

>Those cringey z-moves
I really hope they aren't a requirement in the game.

It's a tag team move in double battles if your ally is Rotom.

Rowlet was on the front though

>team skull hideout is in an abandoned ladder factory
>become jackie chan

I just hope Litten isn't comedic relief starter. While I don't care too much for Moon Doggie, I really want one just to name it Soul Eater.

But the starters are somehow connected to Rockruff, leading some individuals to believe Game Freak plans to make Midday and Midnight forms as the starters. There's not much info or data to back this up, though.

Someone make an edit of the player throwing pikachu to the twin towers

Rowlet is "auraed" like Ash though.

Well he didn't get Froakie immediately either, no?

They're just as required as megas were.

So, not at all.

They're like megas.

Part of the story, but no one will force you to use them during battles.

>Throwing a fucking washing machine at someone
Brutal

>Sandals and socks
Shut up you fucking African. Go back to walking around Brixton with your yardie friends and preach the word of the lord outside of KFC or something.

they're probably even more ignorable than Mega Forms were
Eevee's at least is super shitty.

fuk u, they're cute

They are one time use attacks, once per battle. You also can't use regular items or Mega Stones so I doubt they will see much use.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

So does that mean if the starters do have split evos, that they're version exclusives? I already pre-ordered Sun. I hope I get Popplio maid.

Look up Dark type moves.

Passimian is a good name.
Pass, like a Rugby pass. Simian as in monkey.
Persimmon is also a fruit. Great shit all round.

Speaking of pre-orders, any bonuses that are being offered? It's pretty much the only reason I haven't placed my Pre-Order yet.

>not a lawnmower

lavender town is gonna get some new ghosts

Why.

All Corocoro said is that they have a secret similar to 'ruffs. Could be version exclusive evos, or just split final forms with different requirements.

plenty of dark type moves could be seen as fighting types too, but they're specifically dark because they are seen as dirty fighting

>not beating the foe to a pulp with your pokedex

Most of them aren't shadow moves, they're more like dirty fighting, like Sucker Punch, Bite, Knock Off, etc.

Most of the shadowy moves are Ghost-type.

The only one so far in NA is a steelbook from Amazon. Just about every store in Japan has some kind of pre-order bonus. I don't know all of them for Europe/AU but I think GAME has the little figures.

If you pre-order at gamestop you get a code for 10 quickballs IIRC

That was a mistranslated. All it said was that the starters have secrets too, not specifically related to Rockruff

They're just extra shit for the meta game and for kids to think WOW COOL.
Literally nothing bad about them, completely optional along with Megas.

I in fact like Pikachu's dance and I think Eevee calling on it's heritage is great. Think how many different Eeveelutions one particular Eevee could've come from. It's pulling all it's latent power into buffing itself double in everything.

A level 100 Eevee after using its Z-move could have:
458 Attack
436 Defense
414 Sp.Attack
502 Sp.Def
458 Speed

Obviously not all at once, considering EVs and IVs. but still, Little Cup meta could change!

>Beat Up
>Bite
>Fake Tears
>Sucker Punch
>Fling
>Foul Play
>Payback
>Punishment
>Fling
Etc
A lot of those could easily be considered Fighting type moves if Dark didn't exist

Dark in Japan is called Evil, and it's moves are mostly based around dirty and underhanded fighting moves like Sucker Punch, Bite, and so forth.

I'd say maybe 3 tops.
I'd say most are just dark. Not necessarily fighting.

Not that it really matters though, not like it would change what I meant.

Anyone remember how the slutty costume fom XY was called? I wanted to search for fanart.

Which one is which

Whats UB02 Stand for

youtube.com/watch?v=Wisy_0svO5Y

but what if boys can wear lipstick too
?

>>Bite
>>Fake Tears
>Fighting type
You lost me. Sound more like normal to me.

emo fox, is night with counter and no rest

youtube.com/watch?v=xlIOqypvT-g

so how long until someone makes a to be continued edit

I don't care about lipsticks, I just want to wear skirts

I just hope we get some longer hair styles. Or a sex change option.

Well shit, that's kinda lame. I think I'm just gonna get a copy there simply out of convenience. And probably for a free poster or something on Release Day. They usually give stuff like that out anyway.

Figures were the kind of thing I was hoping for. Something physical. The Steelbook looks neat, so if I can afford that I'll also try to go for that.
Multiple copies would be nice to have for trading shenanigans and multiple characters.

I think we're too young for that, but we might get some longer hair though

>people talking about naming the orangutan Harambe even though Harambe was a gorilla

Naming mine the Librarian.

>sun
awesome steel lion legendary
dr. eggman buff mosquito
amazing day wolf with priority rock move
proper time
rugby lemur

>moon
okay-ish spooky moon bat
horrendous 3D pixar movie ayylmao cockroach ub-02
edgy deviantart OC teenwolfe
dr. zaius ape
12 hours time offset


I think it's clear which one is better

>People called it edgewolf from the start
>Ends up being a cheeky, rough and tumble fight boy with a cute awoo
>Sundog ends up being the loner doggo with the growl
There is literally nothing edgy about Nightdoggo

>spoiler
The professors would go mad

Yeah i'm hype for moon too, how can sunfags even compete?

The only thing that might swing me into Moon's favour is the heavily implied correlation between UB02 Beauty and Lusamine.

nice

Still one more month to go

so... no new eeveelution?

>heavily implied
where?

it's 2 months

Moon seriously needs something spectacular if it wants to sway me from having a normal clock.

See It loves getting hurt, deals more damage when it receives damage, holds contempt for its trainer if they don't do what it wants them to do, and its eyes glow because it loves fighting so much. That's pretty fucking edgy.

we're finally getting the normal type eeveelution

I bought ORAS and am playing that now to pass some time until SM

Man this game is long and has like every legendary

Just the fucking look of the thing, combined with UB01 looking like that other girl and that being referenced in UB01's page. It's obvious all the UBs are going to be related to somebody, probably the people with blond hair and green eyes.

How about Forever?

Now he reminds me of St.Cloud from Venture Bros.

Rounded down like all other Pokemon calculations.

Grodd

As much as I don't like pointing out things as patterns that probably aren't actually patterns, we really only get new Eeveelutions on even numbered generations

Grodd is also a gorilla

Technically the first time we got eeveelutions they were new as well, so gen 1 should count.

I was thinking about naming mine that. Stop stealing my ideas

I'll do it anyway

>Liking battle in a world where Pokemon fighting is practically their life is edgy
>Using Counter is edgy
>Being a bratty doggo is edgy
>Glowing eyes from excitement is edgy
You're grasping at straws, my dude. Is Passimian edgy too because it goes through such intense training that sometimes they run away? Or because they hold contempt for their trainer if they can't handle balls right?

>sandals
I guess I'll put in a pre-order

>that hype as fuck Eevee animation that ends with just a buff

My sides.

M-Kanga is already banned, though.

Orangutan Grodd just doesn't have the same ring to it for me. But you do you user.

ayy lamo

>"just" a buff

You still can, Iam aiming for John Madden Monkey

Considering what it's wasted on, yeah, just a buff.

Both Little Cup players must be excited about the upcoming Smogon ban, though.

Yes, "just" a buff that raises all it's stats, most likely near, if not all the way to the top. It's a super stat boost that doesn't use up a move slot and only uses the item slot, i'd say It's pretty fucking great.

>all stats up by 2 stages
>eevee can learn baton pass
>just a buff

Eevee learns Baton Pass

it looks like a Crash Bandicoot enemy

>if not all the way to the top
>we already know it gives +2 to all

what did he mean by this?

it's an eevee so it'll still get KO'd before it can baton pass next turn

>a buff that raises all it's stats, most likely near, if not all the way to the top.
It's sharply mate, +2.

>publisher sees money bought in by devs game
>keeps them on the payroll to make more games
Woah.......

For the first time ever, Flareon actually does something useful.

It's a +2 buff on all stats. Isn't there a +3 buff move?

I think there are buff moves that max things.

do you not play bro?
theres definitely instance where you could pull it off if you send eevee out at the right time

Don't bully best evo.

goddamn, in hindsight thats a really shitty Z move on its own merits

>only appears in Pokémon Sun
Fuuuuuuuck
Well at least my friend is getting it. I'll trade him.

Ah, my bad, I didn't know that.

Woah, a whole week, you're so grown up user, I wish I can grow up to be just like you and lose my shit over waiting a few days

For a moment there I thought the move would end up with Pikachu as a bomb. I'm really disappointed.

There's Belly Drum which is +6 to attack at the cost of half your max HP. That's about it though.

Yes, Tail Glow. It raises Sp. Attack by 3 stages. The flavour text is that it's "drastically increased".

undervoted

t. nintendo cuck

Fucking degenerates cant even try to shitpost right

I'm 100% serious.

That's because there ain't no rest for the wicked money don't grow on trees he's got bills to pay he's got mouths to feed there ain't nothing in this world for free

Fairly nicely meme'd, my friend. I, too, am well versed in the diction of reactionary buzzwords.