ITT: Vidya characters you can NOT stop fapping to

My childhood crush. Was too young to fap, but probably would've if I could

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wew lads

Go get em, tiger.

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>tfw you could have fathered an army with all the seed you spilled for samus in the last decade

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I'll do what I can.

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An army of autists, sure.

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>sample

Good choice.

this model is a lot better than the sarah bryant hackjob sfm people like to use for whatever reason

Lewd.

Came here to post this.

I don't know how she does it. Must be the pink.

Still fapping, user?

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Teen cutie with the big booty

Stop, I'm at work.

Another teen cute with a big booty

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>This thread
Don't tempt me.

muh

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DUDE METROID IS DEAD LMAO
DUDE REMODEL SHITHOLE LMAO

autism

Your...?

And why not?

>Your...?

Hello, new friend.

DICK
DO NOT post more pics with samus LEGS, DONT YOU DARE.

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>He fell for the fapping meme

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Tifa > Samus

Which is a damn shame because there's not much stuff about her.

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All you have to do is ask~

She's a massive bitch.

why?

peach. so pure yet so lewd

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seriously user, those thighs are dangereous, STOP!

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At least she has a personality, unlike the piece of shit posted in the OP.

>pure
She's been taking that big bowser cock from the start.

Those design changes are pretty subtle but cool, I like the collar and the segmented pieces jutting out like on the shoulders.

Fapping is a sin user.

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MUH DICK POST MORE!

No end in sight

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>it's already devolved into ERP bullshit

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Wouldn't edging technically be okay since you ain't spilling your seed J-dawg? What about a dry orgasm?

Because that's what she is. Did you even play Mirror's Edge? Faith is literally the most PMSing bitch there is. It's unreal.

but no one ever plays samus or peach on /trash/, its all ponies and tumblrtale shit

Samus is ugly for vidya girl standards.

Take Sarah Bryant for example. She looks EXACTLY LIKE SAMUS. But she's a low tier vidya babe compared to other fighting girls.

BUT user THAT'S A MAAAAAAAN
THAT MEANS IT HAS A PENIS
ARE YOU A GAY HOMOSEXUAL user?
TELL ME

I

REALLY

NEED

TO

KNOW

DO YOU LIKE DICKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?

source.
source?
give me source!
please.

>she looks EXACTLY like Samus

She really doesn't other than her being blonde. Her pony tail style is entirely different from Samus. Fucking lazy ass SFM artists just taking Sarah and putting her in a Zero suit and calling her "Samus".

I know, right? It's neat when artists do that.

These thighs, you mean?

Samus is the ultimate trophy wife. Nothing beats being able to tell your friends that the most dangerous women in the galaxy sucks your dick.

yea

Tao really plays to my obscured/creepy face fetish

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>She looks EXACTLY LIKE SAMUS
probably why sfm animators are using her in a zero suit for animations

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Oh my god, I can't stand when the sfm creators do that. Samus's face is completely different.

Imagine your video game wife usddenly existing but being chads bitch, I bet you'd finally kill yourself

Where my big booty bitches at?

Death by snu-snu!

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Nah it'll be just like real life.

Samus' face has never really been set in stone, but they could AT LEAST change her hair style to match Samus' which has a certain look. Sarah's hairstyle is leagues different and it makes my autism act up when I see that shit. Way to completely miss the point of SFM assholes.

needs more sweat

For once, google reverse actually gets this one user.

She'd stop being my waifu the moment she'd start existing
I can't deal with real girls

I don't like Marie's inclusion but I do like sluts and she hits all of the right buttons.

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EVERY DAY UNTIL SAMUS KILLS HERSELF

oh, neato. thanks.

True, I've just been using her current smash Bros face for reference. But yeah. Still lazy to just through Sarah in a zero suit and call her Samus. Beyond lazy.

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GREAT taste

Kys
What the fuck
Meh

GREAT taste

Not bad my man

Not bad at all! sexy!
Not bad

Not bad
Meh, never liked her that much...

Meh
decent
Ewwww
She's ...ok I guess
decent, don't like her mongoloid face
Seems good
Ew
Good!
Good.

Good
Kys

Almost every artist can't seem to draw Samus without some exaggerated proportions of some sort that isn't actually a part of her design.

How can so many artists fuck this simple thing up so badly?

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Not a very open minded person, are you?

>replying to everything

autism

>most dangerous woman in the galaxy
>gets raped by a Metroid without fighting back
>gets wrecked by Mother Brain and needs to be rescued like a damsel in distress
>gets her armor destroyed in every instalment like an idiot
>gets bitchslapped for miles by a space pirate
>Adam's lapdog, willing to die in lava because he allowed it

No one cares.

because porn artists are fucking faggots

On model porn is boring

Sounds like you're the one with the wrong perception of Samus.

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I do, I think he brings up some good points.

And even if it didn't, e6's tagging is good enough I found it with "animal_crossing group deer looking_back"

@352409985
>kys
Nice autism
Ahnassi is literally perfection, by the way.

>@352409985
maybe you should kill yourself?

>good points
>literally everything """""he""""" said was 'hurrr good taste xd'

Autism.

samefag go away

>eating like a pig makes you fit
this is what fat fucks believe

No but I do agree that he's got excellent taste, he seems to be really smart, he's taste also doesn't seem degenerate but based on aesthetics, he must be from either pol or fit like me.

@352410259
Naw. Appreciate the (You) though.

No, seeing the same titty monster or ass cannon every single image is boring. There is so little on model porn of Samus, it would actually be a breath of fresh air for once to see it.

Their tagging system is definitely the best of the boorus, probably because furries are actually autistic enough to tag every minor detail.

@352410259

>fit

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Keep going.

I'm almost there.

You also are intelligent, nihilistic and with wicked sense of humor right?

It's called cataloging, it's an useful skill faggot.

I bet all the anons that posted pictures in this thread are black. Only black people like collosal disgusting asses. You people gross me.

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It's called refined taste, not everyone has it, and when I see a fellow connoisseur I cannot help but congratulate with him
Great taste, congratulations!

Tits are fake asses anyway.

we don't hate you, liking gay is fine too user

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>tfw this is the only good picture of you're waifu
help

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I keep telling myself that Yomi is my favorite senran yet I have more images of Ryoubi saved than any of them

>Being this desperate for replies
Here's a (You), don't waste it all at once.

>Samus
>ass

Nigga, she is flatter than Lightning. She has no ass.

Lucina has a better ass than Samus.

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There's cataloguing and there's 3,971 fucking pages of tags. With 50 tags per page that's 198,550 tags with more coming every day.

You.

I must admit. You all have excellent taste.

t. potato farmer

>Lucina has a better ass than Samus.
Now you're just talking shit.

Doesn't mean you don't like Yomi. Just means you like booty.

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>Clothing that the THICC bulges out of.
My fucking diiiiick

WTF

kinks can be very specific, it's hard to find shit when you want something with a flat chest that isn't pedoshit on other sites

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it's called gay user, it's okay to like it

What is a Samus?

I'm half potato and half pasta nigger.
THICC is my life.

Skindentation is seriously underrated.

My man

go commission some then and stop complaining or just learn to draw yourself, problems have solutions

The only limiting factor is that their mods are complete faggots with their "tag only what you can see" rule. On one hand, it makes finding shit easier. On the other, you get faggot agenda-driven mods trying to do shit like make all female charr be tagged as "male cunt_boy" because you're not allowed to use the game knowledge to tag them as female.

You KNOW you do

EVERY. DAMN. THREAD.

Not that I would want to, though.

Is he?

That scene in Majora's Mask when Cremia gives Link a hug as a gift.

>all this shit is retarded, badly drawn, off-model art that completely strays from what made the character so great

Waifufags everyone

What exactly is off model about this picture? I see nothing wrong.

Me neither, please keep posting

lmao fuck off then cuck

That's not lucina.

I like seeing how different artists interpret their general physique, features, and personality. The definition of being on-model can differ even from game to game, bitching about it in fan art is pure autism.

Yes, at one point she turns and walks away from several male characters while disguised as a man herself and no one is the wiser.

A shit character with no personality, extremely generic bimbo design from a an overrated walking simulator.

>he uses energy tanks

Sure thing, although I have little.

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No wonder she's being posted so much on Cred Forums

I have never fapped to Samus.

>Samus
>great

She's a blank slate you autistic piece of shit.

There is nothing wrong with fapping to Samus, Sarah Bryant, Nina Williams and all these lookalikes.

There is something wrong, however, to claim she's a great character. She is hardly a character at all. She's as much of a character as L-Block.

It's not zero Suit fags who are autistic waifufags. They see Samus for what she really is: an extremely generic bimbo with no character.

Powersuit fags are the true autists. They're the true waifufags

I've always seen Samus as a respectable bounty hunter that takes things seriously. She never flaunts her beauty in the games and is a smart woman. I can tell the difference between fanart and the real Samus, so that helps.

Peach is the REAL slut. She's on the same level of nasty as chicks that do porn.

Samus is a trans, please respect her (him).

>she never flaunts her beauty

EXcept she performs a striptease in very fucking game
The point of her character is to pander to virgins such as yourself. That's all there is to her.

Quit samefagging Jon, you arent fucking funny

>They're the true waifufags

>Stiptease

Lol, whatever you say. Samus is an icon for female vidya characters in reality. She holds the right balance of sex appeal and competence.

She's a blank slate you fucking autist. Quit reading in between the between the lines.

Samus is as "badass" and "respectable" as Flappy Bird, QWOP, Koopa Troopa, MGS3 ladder, etc.

More

Does that mean you're doing it right now?

>She's a blank slate
shes not. she a bit of a weirdo

>being this delusional

Ellie from TLoU is a bigger icon than Samus.

Only permavirgin shitholes like Cred Forums even know who Samus is.

>blank slate
t.faggot who never played Prime or Fusion

>giving him (you)s

Shut up and post lewd

>Ellie from TLoU
Who from what?

>anybody remembers her 3 years from now

fuck you faggot

The amount of unborn children I've killed jerking it to Palutena probably isn't healthy.

>you will never climb Mt. Eiger

Best girl coming through.

>one guy dies
>Samus kneels

Such rich personality.

You are free to believe that if you want. Personally I think you are restricting yourself to the perspective of SJWs and LGTB when you say Ellie. Samus has something for everyone, from the lads on Cred Forums to the ladettes on tumblr.

I wanna cuddle that tummy

end me

>No one posted a Street Fighter girl yet
I'm surprised

It's too bad she got upstaged by cowtits and dead girl.

more armpits faggot

Yuffie has a personality, dialogue, inner conflict, character interaction and development.

Things an objectively shit character like Samus will never have.

That's why she's best girl.

Howdy!

>Fapping to nasty, dirty, sweaty, stinky, armpits
That's naughty, user! N A U G H T Y~!

Yuffie gets quite a bit of love too.

look at all that bait

>i know nothing of metroid but i'll still try to bait
thats you. apply yourself nigger

more you fake ninja bitch

Elena from FFVII is a better character than Samus in every possible way.

Looks, outfit, style, personality, etc.

And that does make me happy. I always want more though.

Armpits are not lewd parts, user!

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I'm sure there will be more once she is revealed in the remake.

I regret that I chose cowtits over in every goddamn event. Don't have a willpower to replay it again, game was long as fuck.

>those puffy areola

I don't usually go for flat but when I do this is why, holy fuck

Maybe one day you'll feel the urge to play again and when you do, you'll know who to go for then.

Well, no.

Honestly, I haven't in like... a week.

It's weird how some people think anything but pictures of sexy women will persuade people on Cred Forums.

Like, if you think a girl is hot, great, but you gotta post her so the rest of us can see. That's just common sense.

>something else
yeah. that one you give away for free

Why the fuck was this deleted? Fucking mods.

Why not just have a fap now then?

shut the fuck up boco

>only niggers like shapely women

When will this meme die

Eh, maybe.

Yes sir...

ive lost interest. WHORES do nothing for me

>being /fit/ is a meme
yeah dude, I like wonder... what the fart of those wallmart elephants smells like...haha

Well if you'd like to jerk off, I could post some Morrigan for you.

ERPing is the point where you need to take it to /trash/

How the fuck do you confuse Rixia with Lucina? They don't have remotely the same body type and don't even look the same in appearance or hair.

The deleted post wasn't ERP. It was an on topic reply.

The entire point of this thread is to get other people to jerk off anyway, nobody is here to actually discuss video games. This thread is a step below a typical waifu thread.

Not right now. Maybe tonight.

RP over the internet is a video game. This is a video game board, thus RP should be allowed.

Take your shit back to steam friend threads

Whoops, I thought you were linking to that deleted Yuffie roleplayer. Yeah that's bullshit, but I guess the argument could be made for no furry?

Are you sure? You've been pent up for a whole week.

I might take you up on that offer myself

The rule for no anthropomorphic is supposed to be overridden if it's on-topic and related to the board. It's not like it was any lewder than half the other pictures in this thread.

I agree

it's only to keep the majority of the autists away, and thank fuck for that

Sorry dude but that's just how it is. ERP on Cred Forums is not liked by the mods and by lots of people besides. We've had some real bad cases of it getting out of control in the past. People adopt trips and start to post in threads they shouldn't. It gets ugly. The best you can do is exchange emails or set up a thread on trash.

>it's only to keep the majority of the autists away

That goes against the point of Cred Forums in the first place.

>I'm way less autistic than that other autist

Nah, I'm good. Whats a few more hours?

Sure thing user. Have fun with your fap.

Alright then.

furfags are the most autistic is what Im getting at

You're a good person

>trying to save face in a waifu thread
lol

I'm getting the feeling you lack a lot of self awareness, which is an autistic trait.

No, they're a level above autistic, like hyper aspies or some shit.

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That's because Samus fans are the most cancerous fanbase on Cred Forums. Not even bronies or Sanic fans are this autistic.
You faggots need to fuck off to /e/.

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>the shit that people tell themselves to not feel bad about themselves
you're like the 350 pound guy pointing your finger at the 380 pund guy and telling everyone that you aren't as fat as the other guy, that's why it's okay

>ZSSfags are the most cancerous fanbase on Cred Forums
FTFY

A little flirting is fine, but you should still expect to get shat on at any moment if you go full ERP. Roleplaying, or "Avatarfagging" is actually against the rules on Cred Forums.

Other best succubi inbound

>you will never have a cute flat tummy to entice horny teenagers

You're either a furry, or you've never met one.

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mods never enforce it on this board otherwise all of these shitty image dump threads would be deleted constantly. It's sad when actual waifu threads have less erp than these threads.

westernshit Samus is surprisingly OK.

>you're either never met a gamer or you are one
>pic related

No it doesn't. No one likes furries and that's why they're rightfully banned. Why do you care? Your posts were deleted for ERP shit, not furshit.

Way to prove his point.

>Zerosuit
Nah

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Shame there's barely any art of her.

>my opinion is everyones opinon

No one likes you and yet you're still here. And what the fuck are you talking about, I didn't do any ERP.

Holy shit

This is perfect

Who drew this!?

Disgaea has some great girl.

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Fuck off to /soc/ if you want to ERP you fucking degenerate faggots. Let me fap in peace.

yiff in hell

I like it just fine, thanks.

Her fivehead is too daunting for people to tackle while still make attractive.

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Legit

All done! Cheers, user

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Her tummy is a gift from God.

You're a degenerate for posting my wife.

I just wanted to try to have a civilized discussion so that maybe eventually we could get to respect eachother, but you're clearly so far into the 'tism specrum that the only thing you are good at is repeating memes and catchphrases.

Who said I'm a furry? I'm just not triggered by it like you seem to be. And if I was I'd be a hypocrite because there's worse shit in this thread.

Keep believing that if you want to get banned. You've already seen the deleted posts and had people explain to you what happened. Never assume that you're hidden within a thread. I've had this fuck me over a few times when going into shitposting threads. You think you're camouflaged, but the mods will still find you if they want to.

Pic related. I spend time looking up any and all art. I have a gallery full of pics I like. I always have lucid dreams about visiting islands FULL of them. The closest thing I can do is fuck thicc girls IRL

>You've already seen the deleted posts

Well apparently they didn't get banned for it even though they got deleted like 3 times.

She's the hottest senran and is one of my favorites to use ingame.

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One of the hottest.

I fap to a lot of female videogame characters

Shit me too

Holy shit dude. Sublime taste.

You really can't go wrong with any senran but Haruka does things to me that no other can.

Taki has more tits and ass than Samus

Yes.

Yuffie RPer here:

Typically If if a Janny removes posts he or she immediately goes to a mod over the IRC, for three reasons, 1: to make sure they were in the right 2: Just in case the poster shows up in the IRC to bitch (I'm not, I was in the wrong, nothing I can do.) and 3: to see if they qualify for a ban. Usually doing this ekes out a 1-3 day ban. Something that you can't appeal, because the mods don't want to deal with our shit.

She even predated her zero suit design

Explain to me why you do this here, on Cred Forums where you know you aren't supposed to, as opposed to a porn board where not only is it allowed but encouraged.

You should check out the bungie designer's samus model he did

This isn't porn. This is videogames. You're a massive newfag if you think this is off-topic.

I know what you mean. I don't just want to take her. I want her to take me.

Oh no someone is posting images on an image board! Call the cops!

>She even predated her zero suit design
though she DOESNT predate samus out of her suit

>Shygirl fan trashe
You're no better

This isn't video games. Doing an image dump and getting your faggy ERP posts deleted isn't video games. I don't understand how you think that a thread who's explicit purpose is fap to doesn't belong on a porn board. You could even posts tits there.

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I just can't help myself, everytime I see her I have to fap

I posted it here

This is why nintendo is currently shutting down your shit in many places

Go mooch off of sonic fanart while at it

If you're talking about ERP then I just got carried away. I get into it because I really enjoy it. By the time I realized our posts were getting deleted I was screwed. So, yeah, my bad.

>have to fap again
damn you

Same reason it's done on every board from Cred Forums to Cred Forums to /m/ to /k/. If you don't get it yet then there's nothing more to say.

>cuck
and he faps to porn

Keikaku doori

ERP is faggotry and should be banned on sight. Posting images of videogame characters on Cred Forums is no more off topic than posting art design on Cred Forums. It's a fucking imageboard for videogames. Yet I doubt I'll see you in an artwork thread because you're here because seeing pretty girls posted triggers you.

Faggot.

She'd happily do that too and take care of you afterwards. That is another thing I like about her is how she does care about her friends and those under her command.

Those threads get moved to /e/ on Cred Forums, and deleted on Cred Forums, /m/ and /k/. They get deleted on Cred Forums too more often than not, mods are apparently being lazy with this one.

>Only permavirgin shitholes like Cred Forums even know who Samus is.
>>>/thegameoverthinker/

>Those threads get moved to /e/ on Cred Forums
You've never been to Cred Forums have you?

You didn't answer the question of why a thread who's purpose is to make people fap doesn't belong on a porn board. There is no discussion here, this isn't official art, it's already devolved into ERP shit more than once, the material and purpose of this thread belongs on /e/.

Apparently you haven't since it happens all the time there. is one such thread.

/e/ is NSFW board. This isn't NSFW. What's your problem? The topic is videogames. And images are being posted as befitting of an imageboard. If you don't like the topic, then hide it. That doesn't make it off-topic.

Because that's not what /e/ is for you massively retarded troll. Go to /e/, read the sticky, and shut the fuck up. ERP belongs in /trash/ and Cred Forums. Probably /s4s/ too.

Then take it to /trash/

Your derailing this thread should be bannable. It was perfectly fine before you dropped by minus the ERP faggotry.

I'm not in the mood to RP any more! I got blocked for like ten minutes and am posting on borrowed time!

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It's yet another shitty waifu imagedump thread that belongs on another board. There is no video game discussion here, none of this is official art, the entire point is to get people to masturbate. There are entire boards dedicated for that purpose. That's where this thread belongs, either on /e/, /h/, or /aco/ depending on the source material.

WOOMY
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this one is my favorite

Do you have a mental disorder?

Nice dick bro

Apparently you do.

I don't normally resort to cliches like 'No Fun Allowed', but...lighten up man.

You're right but what do you expect exactly?

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This thread is proof how many incarcerated pretendos exist in this shithole psuedo-forum

Especially the "fans" who "complained" about star fox zero and color splash, revealed that they all a bunch of Francis-es
>samus has no character
>point them to games, great examples like Super, Fusion, and Prime 3
>NO THAT DOESNT COUNT STOP LET ME WANK TO MY OFFMODEL FANSHIT #FUCKNINTENDO

>tfw getting addicted to Haruka erp

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He's just arguing for attention. Just ignore him.

Thanks homo

WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED LINK?

He's right.

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Ah, the classic "this thread wasn't deleted so I'll just post gay shit instead" card. Well atleast you proved us right that this was just trigger content for you in the end.

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>you will never be Hibari
>you will never be a cute little girl getting molested by a buxom older girl
>you will never be used as a puppet in one of her operations
>you will never be invited to her dominion just so she can use you as her pet

But Link is smexy -_-;

I'm sorry, I had to.

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This fucking thread. My dick already hurts from too much fapping.

No you did not, you fucking queer.

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lawl

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She's the most underrated DOA babe imho

I don't need these feels right now.

HARK

DO NOT RESPOND
I REPEAT
DO NOT RESPOND TO LEN ""Cuteboy

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>this thread
>not a single fucking Shantae

I want to be Hibari in this situation.

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The thread is already dead. It's getting derailed by a hambeast that couldn't get the thread deleted.

Post more Haruka.

>hambeast
???

kek, no idea who you're talking about and I'm not posting shota. Thread topic is "Vidya Characters you can't stop fapping to" not "Only pictures of Samus, Tifa, and Yuffie".

fuck off fag

Just Callie though. Marie a shit.

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>"You're so fucking triggered!"
>gets triggered at picture of fuccboi link

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Oh sorry, I didn't realize the thread title was "Vidya Characters THAT ARE GIRLS AND ONLY GIRLS NO FAGS ALLOWED that you can't stop fapping to"

You know a character is perfect when lewd fanart and official art are completely identical.

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We heard you the first time faggot.

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Haruka always gets the best cards.

this fucking faggot

toss a some rope around something strong enough to support your fat fucking lard ass and hang yourself

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Well, her or Ikaruga.

patrician taste

She is the best Senran after all

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It makes sense that best girl would get the best cards.

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Fuck you Boco, Ikaruga's mine.

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she is what her creators decide they want her to be

so, fuck off with your autistic bullshittery

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Sorry, called her first.

What happened to Homura? You used to love posting her but now its all Ikaruga.
Makes sense.

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>autistic bullshittery
thats a screen shot from one of the games. i didnt type it out

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Her too. Haruka, Homura, and Ikaruga are the Holy Trinity.

A few others are close, though.

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Just curious. It seem Ikaruga has grown on you more though.

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I don't even play laegue

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I liked her from the beginning, really. Long dark hair and perfect breasts make me weak in the knees.

Why do they all have cum sprinkled on their bangs?

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Post more Ikaruga then.

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Get triggered, waifufag.

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Tbh pham girls like Samus and Peach and Zelda are boring as hell. I dont genuinely understand how people develop an attachment to generic heart shaped faced blonde female anime looking characters

Literally all the other pokegirls are better

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I dont want my future son to come out like this. If I see my son at 17+ posting on these threads i'd kick him out because I truly, truly, do not respect a man like this

Link is the best nintendo, followed by Samus, then Peach

Honorable mentions to Pit and Rosalina

Link a best.

>>>/tumblr/

Believe it or not, I'm not tugging my dick to their personalities
Posting on Cred Forums at all wouldn't be bad enough?

I have art of people gangbanging a Flareon and it gets me every time

B O R I N G
why is your taste so fucking BORING?

Because pokegirls are fucking garbage, there isn't a single good one

No, their designs are not unique or out of the ordinary. They're fucking BORING
It looks like all of the "hot" women shilled into our faces since like, the 80s'

You guys have horrible minds AND horrible tastes. Why do you even live?

Better than typical "SAMUS, ROSALINA, UHH PEACH XDDD"

I bet you're a Smashfag.

You got good taste in Hanzo girls.

imgur

But it is. Circlewanking over fictional waifus is pathetic. I don't respect any man who does this. They're better off dead because NO WOMAN will EVER LOVE THEM

Holy shit why

Why would a guy have child bearing hips like that?

So he could bear my children obviously

Have fun
i.imgur.com/klCXAKK.jpg

Came here to post this.

GO trainer

So he can bear YOU children, you meant

Oh fuck I'm retarded that's a Vulpix.
Sorry user

Looks like Homura. Can't help thinking that every time.

nigga that's a vulpix

That's Vulpix, you idiot

Are you meming me right now?

what is this expression trying to convey?

What SHOULD I masturbate to then?

You do know in the games Rosalina has the flattest ass and the smallest hips right

I have no idea why that was in my mind as a Flareon
I'm retarded. Sorry anons.
Have some Pokegirls as an apology

Not boring shit, just get some taste overall pray and look into your heart you will find it
I hope you don't like tall blonde girls iRL because those are the most stuck up and can sniff the betaness of a man in an instant (as can every woman, but still)

I don't know why, but he makes my dick diamonds

Oh I get it, you got me

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Flat is love, flat is justice.

"Eat comb because it is sweet to the taste, but not too much unless you vomit."

I can agree with that

Another good choice. I'm pretty sure she's the reason most of Cred Forums even picked up Disgaea.

It's from all the internet boys constantly harassing them

He overdosed on milk while doing Mark Rippletoe's starting strength

Bat tats

>vulpix
shit
>female vulpix
double shit

Why is she sticking materia in her belly button? That's lewd.

some dragon quest girl wearing a red hood
idk her name, princess of something

midna
samus
peach
rosalina
lucario
gardevoir
braxien
vaporeon
krystal
coco bandicoot
carmelita fox
amy
rose

i like that armpit

>female
What, do you think a bunch of men would be gangbanging a male Pokemon? There simply wouldn't be enough holes.

If fapping was a sin then why would we have wet dreams?

Fedoras: 1
Christfag: 0

>midna
good
>samus
shit
>peach
shit
>rosalina
Fuck off MTP
>lucario
Ok
>gardevoir
Faggot
>braxien
Ok
>vaporeon
Ok
>krystal
Good
>coco bandicoot
Good
>carmelita fox
Decent
>amy
Gay

I can't stop fapping to Fem Draenei. They're so damn cute.

so that there's no need for fapping if you are a virgin, otherwise your balls would explode

Fedoras: 1
Chrisfags: 1

never played LoL but i'm addicted to tristana

what about link?

that ugly bitch is from virtua fighter (turd) you fucking dumbass
virtua fighter is a dead game, she only appears in dead or alive as a guest.
the funniest of that is dead or alive is a dead game, has no audiance except for virgin and pedobait but the real fun comes when you know that virtua fighter is more dead than dead or alive :^)

You remind me that supreme faggot who claimed to look out for this year TGS, sega announcing the NEXT virtua fighturd, that i'm gonna be mad because i was laughing at his dead game (virtua fighturd).
he was assblasted that nobody care about that dumb bitch of sarah.

In a sens he was right, virtua fighter was announced like he said, but it was in arcade, in yakuza 6 like i said

sarahfag lol

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I masturbate to any vidja with a pussy you fag

Probably the main reason I haven't forgotten about the game yet. Sawashiro is goddess tier.

gay

yes, and?

I like fapping to juri from street fighter

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however, females suck and vaginas are boring. besides, you can still dp a butthole

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>masturbates to pussy
>calls others fags

Pretty much everyone from this game actually

THE DEFINITION OF STRAIGHT IS MASTURBATING TO PUSSY YOU... YOU MEANIE

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Did Rosalina always have the bigger tits?

The apocalyptic robo-future is bright.

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So many...

so hot
my ass is full

>so in the closet he denies everything that might make him seem not straight, in turn making himself look like a hard gay
i have a fat dick in my ass and another 2 in my mouth and im straighter than you

I like toying with my asshole though

now youre talking like a real man

I wanted more Link...

Why are straight men so hungry for other dude's dicks?

Like literally all you fuckers do is trade porn and talk about making eachother masturbate

What the fuck

creepy erp dudes

Jesus said to love thy neighbour, getting other people off by trading gay porn is the most Christian thing you can do

And in the afterlife I'll be rewarded with boipucci

No, she was slimmer than Peach and maybe on par with Daisy on debut.

Now it seems they gave her larger breasts to emphasize her taller body, how she has more body in general.

I don't think the 2 have to be correlated, they just did it to boost her sex appeal to the majority.
For me, she was better before.

whats the point of life if they gays get all the fun?

>tfw there's no porn of my husbando

that kind of happens if you're mentally ill

>Having a husbando that isnt Bowser