Playing Mario Party 3 with gf

>playing Mario Party 3 with gf
>everything going well
>she has like 80 coins
>land on chance time
>accidentally make her give me all of her coins
>gets visibly upset and makes me pay her back the coins I "stole" by throwing mini games and shit
>nearing the end of the game
>I have 11 stars she has 7
>she uses a poison mushroom on me as revenge for "stealing" her coins like 30 rounds back
>I use a reverse mushroom in retaliation, she was also right next to the star
>starts calling me an asshole and gets really upset, starts huffing and puffing whenever I win coins or anything
>makes me apologize for being an asshole
Remind me again why you want a gf who plays video games, Cred Forums?

thank god I have a boyfriend instead

>playing competitive games with anyone who is a sore loser
>playing 2 player Mario party

>playing competitive games with anyone who is a sore loser
I realize that now holy fuck I have never seen somebody get so pissed off at losing
>playing 2 player Mario party
We have no friends and we live in buttfuck nowhere

because it's better than being lonely

>wife ask me all the time why we no play wooly world anymore

I know your pain op. My wife accuses me of sabotage, even when playing a cooperative game.

It's hilarious how the female brain works.

I had some bad mario party fights. pretty close to punching.

>play Mario Party 3 with big brother
>he slaps my shit because I haven't played it in years whilst he had the only N64 in his uni dorm
>we both have a good time and have fun
>a week later play with girl gamer colleague at a work party
>she gets pissed every time I get a star, beat her at a minigame, basically anything that involves me succeeding

why are women so autistic

>Playing Mario Party 3 or 2 with anyone you want to remain friends with

This and fucking pokemon stadium mini-games are the reason my older sister and I still hate each other

i dont i got a bf who plays video games.

fun stuff.

Only one thing worse than a nagging, bitter, autistic woman.

And that's faggotry

what kind of things you do together?

You only say that because you never had a gf.

>he didn't raise a perfect imouto with just as much competitive spirit as himself and even better taste in vidya
she is not for sexual

The key to having more neato girls in this world is being a good big brother. Also if you're not dating a tomboy, you're going about things wrong in general.

>let her win
>she rides you so long your dick doesn't go down until the sun goes up
>why would I want this
you're an ass OP

Spoken like a closeted little sissy

>makes me apologize for being an asshole
>makes

You need a pair of balls and a better gf friend.

Do people actually get salty playing Mario Party? The game is literally designed to make you fuck each other over every few dice rolls.

>play with my friend
>we have a rule that the loser has to suck the winner of
>lose everytime so I can get to have that delicious thick penis in my mouth

winner off*

>tfw have boyfriend but the asshole doesn't play vidya with me ever
Should I drop him Cred Forums? I think he doesn't give a shit about our relationship.

You sound like an asshole, but let's be honest, we all know who the real culprit is. Fuck Mario Party games, they are literally designed to infuriate kids and you should know better than to play that garbage.

is he qt? post pics

He is qt hungry skeleton, but no way in hell I am posting pics in 4chen, sorry.

pls just his body then

No, give advice or let the thread 404, you raging homosex.

we always had no stealing stars allowed. that bullshit is insanely gay

Yes because people is stupid.
Call me casual, but it is just a fucking game.
Anyways people also tend to beat the hell out of each other after Marvel vs Capcom fights, because they are that fucking invested.

>playing Mario Kart 7 with girlfriend
>hit her with a Red Shell on the third lap at the beginning of Maple Treeway while she's in the air
>"yeah yeah yeah that's cool yep yeah"

You're a little bitch. You're not supposed to give in to her every demand, you pussy. You'd make a terrible father

>You are a bitch
If you deny the cunt this, she won't give him sex.
Bitches are so manipulative and the only way you wouldn't know this is if you are a beta fuck that never has been in a relationship.

You just summed up the problem with millennials in two sentences.

>muh gf guise

Nobody gives a shit about your mentally ill 3/10 whale, dude.

Dude, don't appoigize for playing the game the way it's supposed to be played. She would respect you more in the long run if you stood up for yourself.

I'd beat you every time then. Lol

this, punch her in the belly to show who is boss

it's about who's better at the game rather than who can pay for stars like a faggot. no star steal is the kino rule for pario marty

My gf doesn't like 2D games like castle crashes and trine
I want to play coop games with her but can't find any
Pls help Cred Forums

>caving to rediculous demands for sex

who's the beta male here?

Sounds like your gf doesn't know how to handle losing which is a red flag for the relationship down the road, videogames aside.

Still you.
Because with that attitude, I bet you are a virgin or homosex.