Your sister just accepted and opened your parcel including the videogame you last ordered

Your sister just accepted and opened your parcel including the videogame you last ordered

What is her reaction?

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>oh, looks like user bought a video game

She probably asks me to come back to bed because her pussy is lonely

We live in Arkansas

>Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
>"The fuck, user?"

Dragon Quest 7.

Granted if she opens the next, she might show interest.

I don't have a sister.
I also don't order videogames.

>Hey, user, your game's here!
>There's also some weird squishy tube

She would have no reaction. She'd just put it on the table or dishwasher. We hate each other.

The Evil Within UK Limited Edition, btw.

>it smells like salty milk and coins

>user, why did you bought this when you already have me?

That's not my sister.
I wouldn't fuck my sister

This actually happened to me with Moe Chronicle

Didn't help that she already thought I was a creepy sex weirdo

>tfw didn't get cute imouto
>instead I got 3 bitches older than me

Fatal Frame for Xbox
>user, didn't you already play this game?
>yes, but this version has extra endings and ghosts and-
>ur silly!
She's only 5 and saw me play the original for not even an hour last year. She's got great memory.

Because you can't fix the leak under the sink?

I haven't bought a physical game in ages. I guess it would have been Gravity Rush Remastered and she wouldn't care because we're adults.

Did you ask your loli to say more mean things to you?

>This isn't even sexual anymore, I just want some fucking chicken

>ordering video games

She bullied me for getting my ass kicked by Ghost Fish in Ninja Gaiden Black too.

>kirby robobot
fuck, that was gonna be her birthday present

Why aren't you fucking your sister right now?

She's flat and has no ass. Plus, we hate each other. I'm legit not attracted to her.

>I'm legit not attracted to her.
Not with that attitude.

She'd probably call me up and ask how it got shipped to Boston by mistake.

She is a fucking scumbag treats me like shit

>walks around in black underwear
>Eww why are you looking at me?
Coz you are in the fucking way dumb cunt

she'd find nothing cause I haven't bought a physical release for over 4 years now

It was Castlevania Lament of Innocence and I'm sure there would be no reaction.

This disgusting thread full of creeps talking about fucking their sisters pisses me off since it reminds me my sister is a hardcore pornstar since I found out last week last week she even has a vid up on Brazzers.

>tfw she does it on purpose because she knows her big brother will punish her >:)

She's a lesbian and would much rather we go to the bar and hit on sloots together

Name?

my sister is my brother now

Sure bro her name is [/spoiler]fucking kill your self asshole{/spoiler]

Sorry no hits, you have a code for the vid?

Because that's gross user

>you still buy games? I dont even remember the last time I bought video games. give me the smtiv sequel cia later

>"user, your DS game came today. You still play the DS?"
>"It's a 3DS game."
>*silence* I'm going to marathon Supernatural. Are you coming?"
>"Wait, what season? I have no interest in the new stuff."
And then we watched Supernatural.

I'm sorry to hear that user... I just hope she won't kill himself later on in life because of her fatal disease

Didnt know women browsed Cred Forums

Because I am the sister.

My brother's find jap games weird and gay. I'm a pervert to them for playing cute games.

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I have 5 older sisters, the question isn't what's her reaction. The question is which one got to to door first?

>Steins;Gate
"Here, sorry I opened it."

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>Hardcore little sister snuff rape simulator Deluxe GOTY Edition
Guess she'll be a tutorial.

>Shadow the Edgehog and Sonic Heroes
She'd probably reminisce for a bit about Sonic Heroes then leave me to my devices.
Don't judge me for getting the former game, I need to complete my nostalgic gamecube collection and sadly Shadow the Edgehog was a game I feel nostalgic for, even if it is horrible

wow how'd you get civilization vi so early

that's sweet

Being a little bitch like always. I'll go through the whole process of reporting a lost package before they will tell me who accepted it. Then I will have to go kick her ass for fucking with my shit again. I am so glad my mom put me as the soul recipient on her will. She always tells me to take care of my sister but nope. Second my moms gone my sister has to see the reality that the world hates you and you actually have to do things like get a job instead of being a mooch.

Because I'm not into incest. Also she's black and I don't like black chicks, no racism intended, it's just that all of them either become single mothers or bitches where I come from.

the last game I ordered physically was a duke 3d cd. I played the n64 version with her sometimes when we were kids, so she probably wouldn't have much of a reaction.

So what you're saying is she will be forced to do sexual favors in order to live with you or she will be kicked out.

No I dont even want to see her. The second my mom dies she will be omitted from my life. I wont have to think about her or anything. If she lives or dies will be on herself. I will likely never know.

>not being into cfnm humiliation with onee-chans

Fucking faggot

only people without sister would dream about having a sister or fucking them

post some pictures you amateurish dumbass

Incorrect.

borther's is plural?

Link?

Its ok user my oni-chan used to like dressing me in costumes when I was a kid.
She made me wear the fucking sailor suit all the fucking time.

No way. I have a younger sister but still have elder sister fetish.

Alice is cute

best taste right here

No I'm pretty sure if I had a sister she would be fucking annoying and ugly. I'm an only child, but to be honest I only fap to the fantasy of incest. The real thing would be probably really fucking horrible and a bad experience, I don't have good genes.

Oni- is brother, you want onee-

Sorry user, I could not tip my fedora as well as you.

>Dead or Alive: Xtreme 3
Pic related.

Yeah, I'm going to jerk to it. What do you want to do about it?

Just like fat chicks, shemales and traps

then I would suppose people with a mother/son fetish don't have moms either

Cool

Nigga think about where you are for two seconds

/r/gaming/?

I have that fetish but my mom is ugly so again..refer to
And

She asked me to play Splatoon with her. She was sitting in my lap.

>tfw no older sister to bully

That's actually really dangerous.
Please don't do this to anyone/

>I hope he doesn't mind that I play DQVII first. I'll just use the third save slot.

She opens all my mail does me the favor of installing my games for me so they're ready to play as soon as I get home. The only time this was a problem was when she opened something I'd planned to gift her for her birthday. I have a PO box now for stuff I'd prefer to keep secret.

>buying a used onahole

why

That game was a lowkey gem. Got it when it came out and loved it instantly. I should find where I put it.
The game's only real flaw is that online leaderboards are dead now.

Is this snuff?
Does she drop it and crush her throat and die?

She'd probably be playing it when I got home. Bitches love Kingdom Hearts, now she can see Atlantica in HD

Just bullying haha

I don't lift but isn't this actually annoying? When you re working out you go limp and don't want to fuck or anything.

>the soul recipient on her will
I'd read an anime about this

Thanks for your sacrifice user

I know what I said.

DON'T

SUMMON HIM

>clothes for a new job

Probably not much of a reaction.

>get corrected in a polite way for being wrong
>I know I will spout my favorite reddit meme
Fuck off retard

I can be your otouto babe

> ordering games

Because she's 15 years older than me and already has 3 children.

My niece is cute as hell tho.

Shota dick?

Why is Galko-chan so thick?

>tfw Galko-chan will never be my onee-chan

I don't give a fuck about her reaction, take her dildo and place it on mom's night stand, when she charges screaming then just slap her and remind her to not handle things with my name on it and I'll do the same.

Sure. But with a neck beard body :^)

Calm down, Tommy Toughy

>user why did you buy diapers

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Im 18 but people always tell me i look around 14-15

Get her arrested for mail fraud

>tfw 22
>full beard or no I'm told I look 14-16

NEWMAN

Is it the water?

last game i bought was Yoshi New Island and she was excited to play it since we both like Yoshi.
And it was fun.

I'm a white, functioning male. Not an animal.

>25
>can't grow a beard

Good thing I got the new nba2k

What's a shota dick?

I'm 18, no beard
people think I'm 30yo

I'm onto you, Hapsburg.

12 inches.

idk you tell me

>SMT4Apocalypse & Kirby Planet Robobobobo
I don't know how it ended up in her hands considering she's currently studying abroad and I don't even remember her home country house's exact address, but I'm sure she'd just think nothing of it and get in touch with me about mailing it here

gib sauce sven

>tfw no gf older than you to RP about being her little bro
Its just, not fair

>Family actually does this
>Rather than owning up to the fact that they don't believe in boundaries, they make shit up
>"Oh, I thought those were my pills"
>"Even though they were addressed to you"
>"And I've never bought pills that came in a box"
>It was a rune factory game that the local stores didn't stock, so I don't even give a fuck that they "know"

>24
>can grow a beard
>got lazy to shave on a daily basis
>slowly went from a lazy stubble to a beard
>have had a beard for the past year now
Now I trim it on a every few days. God why am I so lazy

I shave my gross neckpubes once every three months. Can't be assed to do it more frequently.

>le incest is only hot if its other people
When will this meme die?
I would burn a puppy alive to fuck my little sister.

>user's game?
>better steal it then sell it off to support my drug habit

Fucking overdose and die already you thieving cunt.

this

I don't have a sister.

Why are you living with your druggie sister?

>She opens the package to look at the game
>"Aynoon.. Aynoon! Can I watch you play please? Aynoon! Aynoon! I'm hungry!"
>"Aynoon! Aynoon! What's that?"

You don't know the horrors of being a jap, you ever had to babysit and watch a marathon of toyko fucking mew mew and sailor moon for hours on end?

just fuck the pain away

That sounds awesome.

A small penis that cannot get fully erect

Chicks love it

the last game i bought was DOOM and i dont live with my sister

>doing it at all
respect

>tfw never ever

ive been telling people im going to shave my beard when 'it gets warm' again for three years now


theres no turning back

>not liking Sailor Moon

What are you, gay?

Don't get me wrong I love my sister, it's just the slice of life anime gets old after the 500th episode of user-kun discovering his true love.

>My niece is cute as hell tho.
Is she legal user?

>tfw had a gf who would roleplay incest with me
I miss her, Cred Forums

My sister is a single mother/drug addict

I doubt shed notice shed been handed a package

I do that on my own free will.

Unfortunately yes

I have a younger sister and the only reason I don't want to fuck her is because she's not my type. If she was cuter I'd molest her in a heartbeat.

>tfw my ex loved mom-son roleplay

It just got too weird so I broke up with her

the box contains Saya no Uta

I like to rest my hand under my chin so it gets rashy. Plus it's really shitty looking and patchy so I shave it for myself

FUCKING LONDON

I'm not. I kicked her ass out last year when I found out she was stealing my shit.

>It just got too weird so I broke up with her>>
You normalfags disgust me

>I am the little sister.
>My brother isn't even into video games.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if we shared interests.

yeah i dont believe you

>have a twin sister
>bathed together when we were kids
>mfw remembering it

You gotta show some proof dude.

Drink some water, it'll clear that thirst right up.

It's not incest if it's your twin user, just masturbation

You don't need to, user.
There are no women on the internet, remember?

Yeah I know. You got to put pictures of yourself up on imagesboards, if you don't have a dick.
That's how it works right?

What happens if twins fuck and have a child?

Genetic defects in the child

That's better I guess

>imouto hasn't shown interest in any videogames since Ocarina of Time
>was slightly intrigued by Ni no Kuni but not enough to play it

The exact same thing that happens when siblings have kids.

Quads

Only thing my brother plays is Fifa.
The struggle is real.

If you trim it, then you're not as lazy as me.

If you were the love child of twin siblings I'm sure you would've achieved your quads.

But you could get her pregnant, user.

Whoops, you dropped your 5. I'll take my cut so you can have this 3.

No worries, she's only seven

Isnt the youngest recorded pregnancy aged 5? could still happen

>lowkey
Can you kill yourself sometime soon?

Worst case scenario I'll just blame it on my old man. Chances are he'll even believe he did it himself while drunk.

This thread got really dark

lmfao dude u are so epic, I'm screenshotting this and putting it on Cred Forums. epic le fuck my sister meme

Why not just get both drunk?

YOU BITCH I TOLD YOU TO NOT OPEN MY PACKAGES

Is that from a porno?
It better be from a porno.

Nah its just one of the cutesy videos that cosplayer makes

Do not lewd the Turkish weeaboo.

7 year olds should not be drinking alcohol you retard

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This is a boy.

SOURCE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ori and the Blind Forest and Blaz Blue for the XONE.
>Hey, nerd. Your games are here.

SOURCE!!!!!!!!!

Shame

>Is she legal user?
She is now.

But she wasn't always.

Yeah, so is this

>Hey, nerd. Your games are here.
pretty much this

there's something dead and void of emotion about her smile that always creeps me out

>tfw shorter than my younger sister

How the fuck did this happen

me on the left

I can be the one in the right

>FE Fates
she would probably played it instantly seeing as she was looking forward to it just as much as i was
i love my gaming imouto

Gotta stay somewhat presentable famicon.

>mfw this is what she unboxes

I've never had such an extreme urge to creampie somebody. Who is this?

The last game I ordered online was SMT4A. After preordering that, I bought DQ7 remake.

I don't have a sister. My little cousin would ask about them. I'd tell her SKT was part of "that scary game series where you talk to demons" and DQ7 is "an old RPG. Kind of like that other game I bought, but it is cuter." She may be intimated DQ, as she likes RPG games. Then again, she's 10.

Her brother would think both are boring because it isn't Yo Kai Watch or Mario. He's 7.

My bro would likely be into either, especially DQ7. We'd play DQ1 on the NES when we were kids

pls be in london

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First result in google image search.
I dont know if the little "google IQDB wait" is a 4chanX thing or what, it seems like no one uses them.

>You got to put pictures of yourself up on imagesboards, if you don't have a dick
I think tits or gtfo only applies to Cred Forums
here you usually just get called a fag

Retards don't use them, and you just encouraged one to not use it by spoonfeeding him.

>here you usually just get called a fag
I can actually live with this, carry on.

Brown girls and shota

muh dick can't take it