You're at the club when this guy half-presses your gf's ass

>You're at the club when this guy half-presses your gf's ass
What do?

>your gf

What did he mean by this?

An a press is an a press. You can't say it's only half.

>your gf

kill yourselves, or each other

press a

>half-presses
what did he mean by this?

0,5 A

This is what "Henry"fags believe.

go away "henry"

Your last threads werent funny either.
Literally the reddit meme

Smack his ass, taking care not to half-ass it.

I'd go stand in an alternate corner and build up my rage for 12 hours.

Invite him to a jamboree.

What if he hover-hands your gf's ass?

pannenkoek2012 takes up TAS running your favorite game

What does it look like?

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He'd scuttle the attempt, and that would bug me.

>tfw no qpu gf

Game Freak, obviously

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>meet a nice girl
>she's on a different QPU grid

Something I wondered is if you had a file and deleted it while holding A, and then started a new file would that count as 0.5 or 1 A press at the start of the file?

Invite him to the scuttlebug jamboree

>try to jump to her
>misalign qpus

>Why were you crying, Grinch :[?
>thingken of mask

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>Who's your girlfriend, user?
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW KNOW HER SHE'S FROM A DIFFERENT QPU DON'T TRY TO FIND HER

>"Hey babe come over"
>have to wait 12 hours

He's not the Grinch anymore, he's a racist alt-right mascot now.

Seek immediate medical attention if your QPU lasts more than 12 hours.

That's only because they took his gun away.

THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WILL PAY FOR THE WALL

>a half chub is an erection, you can't say it's only half!

itd be okay cause its not an entire press

Build speed for 12 hours and bounce off of him to get a star.

>yfw e uses half presses to conceal his true power

>Lee_takes_off_his_weights.gif

KEKPU

Fuck off with this dumb meme

Sorry, pancakekek>2012