ITT: your favorite games if they were food

uncharted 4
>all style no gameplay

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>Metal gear Solid 3

smb3 looks delicious

what game would this be?

mario party

World of Warcraft

>food metaphors

Sonic

Super Smash Bros Wii U

A modern open world game

Ride to Hell: retribution

clever

>Bloodborne

Or smart as fuck. When I was a broke ass teenager I'd always fill those things with nacho cheese and buy a bag of tortilla chips.

Kirby Super Star

(the food is in the person's throat)

any saints row game

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no drinks user? for shame

that's pretty funny

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

Metal Gear Rising: revengeance

Antichamber

>tfw trying to kick oreo addiction

Is this your guys' diet? Disgusting. Have some respect for yourself.

>inb4 MUH WATER

you can't user, they're too good

gh

Spyro: Enter the dragonfly

did he died?

Respect? i want to kill myself.

Prime rib = deus ex
Both one of the highest quality products and great every time

Cheeseburgers = pokemon
Variations between versions /stores but nothing that changes too much

big rigs

Sonic Mania.

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>all that fucking chocolate
>rip off pringles
>xxtra flamin hot cheetos
hold my puke

>only 100 nuggers

Half-Life: Source

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>50 piece mcnuggets

now i can pretend i'm that toilet gif

And you.

any pokemon game

NO

MORE

OREOS

tfw haven't had Oreos in over 3 years bc every time I buy them I eat the whole fucking bag within 2 days but now Halloween Oreos are showing up and I don't think I can help myself on the next shopping trip

tf2

What is the paprikash of vidya?

I like this one

It's accurate

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Uhoh.

>sour trollis
MGSV

I'm so glad I got to try these things at least once in my life.

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Based Trump. Why does a middle eastern news network need a branch in the US anyway?

Paper Mario

stop

POST THE POTATO CUTTER webm

im out

>gone home

n

What the fuck

IM SO FAT WHEN I SEE VIDEO GAMES I SEE FOOD

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That is the greasiest shit Ive ever seen

FOOD GORE THREAD

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That pisses me off on so many levels.

I NEED THE ONE WHERE HE CAN'T CUT THE POTATO

Yet your fav game. Don´t be a contrarian.

What would the MH3U of food be? Something that not everybody enjoys, but the people who like it can eat that shit forever.

Nice

I know you're not making fun of the next Chef Ramsay, shitmop.

shells fucking suck dude.

Any main Pokemon game obviously. Cheap addictive junk food that is very good tasting with little actual nutrition. Just like Pokemon games are addictive games with shallow depth to the game as a whole.

WHAT THE FUCK

Pokemon games are simple, but they still have more depth than 90% of games nowadays

I WANT SOME MORE!

BERSERKER CLAW

thats literally 2 shoes

FUCK YOU

YOU SUCK

Even in the demo there that things looks like it doesn't work very well.

Could do sick combos with though.

Trails in the Sky

I can't really think of a game to fit this gourmet hot dog. Can anyone help me out?

what the actual fuck is that uncooked shit!!!!
Source!

It's one of Jack's classic recipes!

IT'S STILL CLUCKING, MAN! PUT IT BACK IN!

melee

so this... is the price of freedom

ok

He shoves it in the microwave for a few minutes

no man's sky

How are you even supposed to eat that monstrosity

Just go to youtube and look up the Cooking with Jack Show.

He is an excellent cook. It's a shame Food Network didn't give him that show.

now I understand why so many people go out to eat

What are we making here?

Taking the games as a whole they really don't have much depth. It's been the same shit since gen 1. The main appeal of the game is collecting monsters and battling easy trainers unless you choose to battle actual people. The games are pretty damn shallow to me.

Doesn't mean they are bad. I like certain shallow games. Like Dynasty Warriors for example. Those games have as much depth as a puddle but it's a tasty juicy puddle at least.

What the fuck why would you even do that

Not food pretending to be food

Everytime I see someone showing off an 'amazing' sandwich or something it's always like this, put so much shit on it that the bread doesn't even serve it's purpose anymore because it's all falling out and shit.
I know some people love this but I hate it.

>Basically any extremely bland game that has a ton of shit added into it or to do in it
>Could also be seen as mods

Skyrim?

the white fat is still fully intact, the absolute madman

Dragon's Dogma

Joey works in catering. Nowhere is safe.

If you're going to put a big pile of shit on my sandwich then just do me a favor and put the bread on the side so the sauce/dressing/what the fuck ever doesn't turn the damn thing into a wet sponge while I'm trying to figure out how to eat your god-forsaken monstrosity.

Where does this guy live?

I will pay to send him a book about preparing food.

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What the actual fuck am i looking at

What is this? Who would even consume this

youtube.com/watch?v=Dk66RvZj0Zw

I think this is more appropriate.

Fear Effect

Is this a serious take on that meme where the dude eats just ice cubes inside of hot dog buns?

binding of isaac rebirth

>Mistral
>Blade Wolf
>Monsoon
>Sundowner
>Sam
>Armstrong with the whipped cream
>Milk for thick, creamy, wonderful combat
Fuck it's perfect.

If food could be procedurally generated I'm sure that's what it would look like. That was a /ck/ meetup right?

>Uses the knife like a fucking catapult and sends the queen bean flying across the kitchen

w h a t t h e f u c k

Is that fucking caramel popcorn in that watermelon?

Wait, why is that turkey blue?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Lost Planet 2, very emotive

Looks like it.

>queen bean

That's the pork plug you dingus. It infuses porky flavor throughout the whole can.

its aspic, not ice, you stupid jew

Thanksgiving, yo.

>gettyimages cake

First image I could find that got the dumplings right. Better?

but that has actual variety, user

Fuck, everyone I know has called it the queen bean for as long as I can remember, even though it's not really a bean.

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Every time I look at this I just notice more and more stuff but what kills me every time is the cake picture having "Getty Images" printed as well

What game is this?

The cake is my favorite too.

how are any of those oreos? and what about Raiden?

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>/ck/ meetup
>Dudes obviously in their 60s
>Look like old farmers
I refuse to believe this isn't some neighborhood meetup. I refuse to believe there are 60 year old farmer men browsing this place right now.

this nigga gets it

Plates and Cutlery can be optionally purchased from the in app game store.

Dark souls 3

no mans sky
>promises everything
>everything is half baked or garbage

>Love macaroni & cheese
>Eating it gives me horrible constipation half of the time

This life is hell

Battleborn. It combines two things that shouldn't be combined.

These guys are literally pressed up man to man waiting for some of that Powerade turkey

I was gonna post this
Good on you senpai

Most video games

im 62 Years old

you have no idea how many of us are here, we just dont have anything to do with our lives so we come here

and soon you will join us

You know how I know you only browse the shitty boards?

What exactly is wrong with older people using this website that caters to alot of different interests but using shit like Facebook is acceptable?

Cred Forums is not the entirety of Cred Forums.

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

Bloodborne

>and soon you will join us

What, Cred Forums can't have classic recipes and old men?

>want it
>can't have it
FUCK

would eat

Dude what
Is this what /ck/ is like?

Metal gear solid

I just can't wrap my head around men of that age browsing the same site plastered with anime and sex toy ads that's filled with people memeing their asses off.

That doesnt even look good.

It's really easy to make. Like stupidly easy. The only thing that might be tough to find is cheese curds but any competent grocery store would have some.

>soon you will join us

Are those eggplants?

My wife's son ate all the Halloween Oreos before I could get any.

kek

Dank memes, yo. You have a steam I can add?

Minecraft

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No, it's really shitty ass bottom of the bargain basement "cheese", there use to be a brand of frozen foods back in the 80's, think it was MEGA brands, had the shittiest frozen pizzas you could imagine that would always cook into that black mess every fucking time.

rebbit

The dumps don't matter as much IMO as getting the sauce correct.

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hmu we can play video games

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198323193652/

N-no thank you

Christ

>this is us in the future

Total War: Rome 2

my grandpa who's going on ninety posts on Cred Forums because he likes to pretend to be a tranny teenager for (You)'s and shitposts on Cred Forums

Old people get bored too.

What game?

I dunno.

Bioshock infinite

>and soon you will join us
the most chilling fucking post ive ever read on this god forsaken board

Mario Marker

>and soon you will join us

This is straight-up spooky

>calamari
Splatoon obviously

Street Fighter V would be pussy because it stinks more every time I see it.

My jaw was literally slack while watching that. How can someone be so delusional.

No you don't, you think you do but you don't.

I've had it and everytime the portions are 30 times more than what a human can eat.

That was a little too real...

Deus Ex HM

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probably cold as fuck in the middle

100 normal burgers>1 giant ass burgert

>that undercook
>that literal blood pooled

Mario

HR* ; ;

Aside from the prepackaged ham, that looks pretty good.
7.5/10

Yakuza

This man is truly delusional.

Dwarf Fortress

delicious but normies are afraid to try it

Someone fucking screencap this together

this is a rare sight of wisdom

I think you're misusing the word shallow.
Even something like type weaknesses and having only a limited amount of skills is more complex and in-depth than anything a modern AAA game has, not to mention stuff like natures and EVs

You can swap out the curds for buffalo mozzarella

Metal gear survive

>Smirnoff
>not Cossack
>not even Stolichnaya
You disgust me.

I consider myself a pretty chill and tolerant person, but this creature is the single most vile, disgusting spectacle I've ever seen in my life.

Everything about this video repulses me.

>Green ring around the yolk

HOW HARD IS IT TO BOIL AN EGG

PUT EGG IN COLD WATER
BRING WATER TO BOIL
TURN OFF STOVE
WALK AWAY FOR EXACTLY FOURTEEN MINUTES
RUN EGGS UNDER COLD WATER

FUCK

Mario from NSMB onward.

Only he could make something as simple as beans look like they did a few passes through the human digestive system then thrown up to serve.

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PS4 Pro

>That brisket

fuck you

not if i can do anything about it!

Fuck you leatherman.

im laughing but im not sure if it's genuine laughter or the nervous kind.

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I'm a proud Greekfag and ALTTP is my favorite vidya.

>that one mother fucker bare-handing the sausage

SOILED IT!

>TFW Dante asks you to the prom

shadows of the colossus

...the joke in this thread is that almost nobody is posting good food right? that every game is shit?

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this is real italian pizza you fucking americans. enjoy your papa johns "pizza" and die of obesity

pretty much, I guess. and we're trying to make some more specific jokes, like an unfinished game being represented by undercooked chicken

P-put me in the screencap?

pls no

No Man's Sky post #5

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What's that shredded purple stuff?

Time to take your medicine grandpa

No Man's Sky post #6

It's actually an r/shittyfoodporn meetup, your average /ck/ user is a 20 something hipster or underage militant vegan.

Jak 3

Animal Crossing

probably like pickled raddish

Bioshock Infinite

the food is on the plate, you just can't see it

he took these vids off his channel right? i cant find them

I've had all types of completely raw meats including beef sashimi

I've even had steak tar tar and thought it was delicious

But raw chicken scares the shit out of me.

Even though I'm perfectly okay with eating chicken larb.

>Ace attorney

Eel and ale pie with a plop of mash? good irish diner food

It's called "mash, pie and liquor".

>any Kojima game

Fire Emblem Fates.

Also both of the patties are fakes. The real one is $20 extra.

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Forgot pic.

>'I'm old, you'll get old too'
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE THIS SAGE ADVICE WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THIS

>you will never fuck that

>implying we won't perfect immortality in the future

sure grandpa

>"Find Earthworm Jim! I want that Super Suit!"

he was implying that we will all stay on Cred Forums long enough to grow old, not the concept of aging

Wait, I see it.

SOOOO JOOOOOSY

No he wasn't, he was implying that he is old, therefore he has nothing to do so he browses Cred Forums, one day we will get old and experience the same thing.

You seriously believe this guy was posting about how he's been on Cred Forums so long that suddenly he's 60 and his whole life has passed him by?

Kingdom Hearts

Rare Replay

Bloody Roar

..would be cold by the time you got served it

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>not a flatbread

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GTA V. great variety but all mediocre.

Stalker

What game is like a grilled cheese sandwich?

what video games?

Looks like shit, 'go 'za rules.

>great variety
>sugar
>corn syrup
>enriched wheat flour
>salt

>wow so many diners
>I can't believe you found cutlery so quickly
>we're working on getting you food

That's the most useless cooking tool I've ever seen

Fzero gx

The Pokémon games.

Comfy, homely, remind me of my childhood and parents.

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>Chips
>Chocolate
>Cookies
>Candy

It's a bunch of junk... There very obviously is a variety of different snacks. what manner of autism do you have?

undertale

Made for children?

grilled cheeses are good though

>>>>>>>implying

i wonder what hes opinion on this was.

need source

It's a bit better than a pair of forks but yeah, pretty useless.
Where I work we pull 4 collar shoulders with a black and decker drill with a puller

>>>>>>>IMPTRUTHING

Wonderful 101

Every fighting games
>Easy to do
>Fun for 10-20 minutes
>Hard to master it

it says T for teen right on the cover you fuckin goober

zelda

>implying teens aren't children

I was having a good night too.

Cd-i zelda maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

10/10

How is this legal? They can't guarantee it's salmonella free even if they brought up and prepared that chicken n a sterile lab, can they?

stfu gramps

It's-

It's a fucking Mac 'n Cheese push pop

What the fuck?

This one should be easy

>homely

While I do not think that word means what you think it means, you are still somehow correct with it's usage.

>mfw people call this undercooked but eat "rare" steak

SFV

Get the fuck off my lawn.

>eating undercooked chicken is the same as eating a perfect steak

hmmmm....

V
I
D
E
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G
A
M
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Either bait or you have no idea how chicken works.

F U N

You see that, Zach?

Why are they putting butter and gravy on top of french fries?

Homely does actually mean "like home", ontop of meaning unrefined.

It's bizarre, he's got hands of a thin man despite being a fat fuck.

>gravy in a cleaning bottle
>blue turkey
>getty images cake
>caramel popcorn in watermelon
>other shit I can't explain but I know it aint right

Is this guy serious?

NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST

Deadly Premonition. Where the hell did you get Street Fighter V from?

In the coffee

>mfw people eat raw fish

>every fucking thread

Every FUCKING food thread we get retards like you.

Maybe if you set foot in a kitchen once in your life you wouldn't be such a god-forsaken retard

foodnetwork.com/recipes/articles/meat-and-poultry-temperature-guide.html

>meats inevitably harbor bacteria, and it takes temperatures of 160 degrees Fahrenheit or higher to guarantee the rapid destruction of the bacteria that can cause human disease — temperatures at which meat is well-done and has lost much of its moisture. So is eating juicy, pink-red meat risky? Not if the cut is an intact piece of healthy muscle tissue, a steak or chop, and its surface has been thoroughly cooked: bacteria are on the meat surfaces, not inside

>When raw meat is ground up, the distinction between internal and external no longer applies. McGee says:

>"Ground meats are riskier, because the contaminated meat surface is broken into small fragments and spread through the mass. The interior of a raw hamburger usually does contain bacteria, and is safest if cooked well done."

Motherfucking educate yourself you stupid sack of shit

I bet you didn't even make a thread to counter this one, you useless faggot.

Gravy and cheese.

>US time Cred Forums
>fucking food threads every time

Can't you stop thinking about food for one fucking day?

Warioware.

>MFW people eat raw people

Raw fish tastes good though

Can Asians stop making porn threads? Can Aussies stop shitposting?

How do rarefags get this triggered every single time without fail?

silly tendie eating anime

uncharted 4

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But that's wrong though
It's just cheese slices that weren't taken out of the plastic

>Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

I was hungry.
I'm not anymore.

Enjoy your parasite infection.

>get BTFO with facts
>hahaha triggered ecks dee

You're an embarrassment, quit trying to save face and just leave already you waste of skin.

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I've been eating it for like 15 years. Should I be dead by now?

This is why people go vegan. You won't die from eating undercooked vegan things.

Gravlax doesn't count.

A deconstructed shell of it's former self?

what game is this?

Oh. That chicken is only bad because it may contain bacteria, not because its fucking disgusting.

Not now but soon enough.

kek

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zozzle 2.0

Are you fucking kidding me?

>eating raw chicken, bad
>eating raw pork, bad
>eating raw beef, okay

>Cred Forums can't stop making food analogies

why is he doing this? what is his endgame?

>Bioshock1
>WoW (vanilla through wrath)
>gta 3 and all the other succeeding ones up till 4.
>darksouls 1
>majoras mask
>halo ce
>skyrim
all fit this category

it's almost like food is something that everyone has in common

That's wrong. Really, it's actually normal unwrapped cheese, no plastic. Cheese just looks plastic-y when it dries.

Uneducated much?
Neck yourself dirty plebian.

why would you imply that food analogies are a bad thing? that's like if someone offered you a delicious rare steak, and you chose instead to eat a single refreshing blade of grass

At this point, this level of shit posting seriously has to count as a regular obsession, doesn't it? An actual mental disorder...

you can die from protein deficiency asshole

>p-pills!

really now?

IT'S FOOOKIN RAAAAAAW

sashmi grade stuff is flash frozen. Im pretty sure everything inside the fish is long dead.

Learn to cook meat properly, and enjoy a juicy steak sandwich.
Or
Be too lazy to learn fine cuisine, and enjoy a tasty cardboard sandwich.

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i seriously hate /ck/ more than Cred Forums or Cred Forums. Half of the threads that aren't about McChickens are about people making mac and cheese and spam for dinner, except they photograph it. Its probably endless trolls, I just haven't caught on yet

Bacteria doesn't work that way

so it looks like complete shit but tastes great?

i thought bioshock infi was the reverse.

what the fuck. was this your first time using photoshop
awful

for a personal reason:

Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon

>was around 9 or 10
>got my tonsils removed/tongue "clipped"
>stayed home from school for a few days
>remember being cozy in bed, eating pic related, and playing MN:SG all day

One of the best damn times right there.

>muricans put packed cheese slices on their Pizza.
I'm getting triggered here and I'm not even Italian.

> never ate an oreo in my whole life
> afraid to try and be hooked

I heard about this thing and it costing like $10 to $20 USD but I'm a Canada cuck and I never got to enjoy it. Here 20 McNuggets cost about 12$. It's fucking ridiculous.

Majora's Mask and Halo CE I can get on board with.

I have access to an industrial grade smoker and a butcher that can get me a whole side of beef

When I can be assed I will make a thread on /jack/ about making a steak and pork cheese sandwich where I make everything from scratch, including the cheese and bread from grain

i think the hotdog in the jelly is a joke on that deli meat you can buy that is a bunch of meat held together with jelly, i forget the name of it.

I don't fucking get this meme.
Maybe they just can't do it right in my country?

they are memeing

Oreo is nothing special, in fact its one of my least favorite uncooked meals.

Mah nigga.
You ever played Goemon's great adventure?

Christ. Reminds me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=Y0YLfUIbDbg

>green pixels
>somehow managed to get the stroke to only go around the outside of your font
Ugly as fuck.
Immunity dispelled by the shit quality of your image.

Nothing really addictive

You want addictive? Try these.

baked beans and mayo salad. Just like my grandma used to make

Aspic

too much sugar to be addictive

>easter_bunny_take1wm.jpg
Is that. Are those. Jelly beans?

Are those biscoff or what? Look tasty

Yes

mmmmmm

Whyd you make me sad nigger. I miss the cheetos fireballs too

dont compare anything Nintendo does to such an amazing dish.

america's golden age

Nigga you don't understand

This is the REAL addictive sweet right here. Shit's like crack, my aunt has this every year we visit her for Christmas, it never lasts more than a day.

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Oh shit nigger so hungry

they heat it up only slightly to make sure all germs die

moded skyrim

I'll raise you

Final Fantasy VI

you with you had the FREEDOM to do this

youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

Pokemon.

What does the green ring mean?

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>tfw no fondue orgy

>generally ignored on a day to day basis
>anytime you go back to it, always a good time
>plenty of interesting variations
>been there since your childhood
>always satisfying

it's like, DOOM, but, not

Overcooked

Xbox niggers still butthurt

Bloodborne 4 WiiU 2017

It's perfect, thanks buddy

holy fuck that is terrible

>fucking stinks
>spikes all over it
>people still eat it
TAKE A FUCKING HINT

I still wonder what the hell the test audience was on then they approved this literal nightmare fuel.

Really makes me scared

its shit.

Spot the casual

What videos games are THICK?

Senran

A game that is hard to get into, but once you do, is amazing?

Maybe Monster Hunter? Or Shin Megami Tensei?

>recently start seeing oreos appear on the shelves even in this part of the europe
>"oh cool, americans in the internet always seem to rave about these things"
>they're fucking dogshit compared to the local brand
I seriously pity you all.

>used to love eating this as a kid
>now the smell makes me gag
why

Saturday I'll be almost halfway there.
Slow the fuck down time. Holy shit.

I want to try one of these soooo badly

Holy shit, you are older than my dad.

Kinda wanna slap those pancakes with my erect phallus.

dorf fort

Yeah, you're right

You just neglected to say that this particular cut of beef had prions on it and will give you Bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

Except for Majora's Mask or Dark Souls 1

Metal Gear Solid 3

>skyrim
>halo

Cred Forums has fallen so horribly far, why can't i leave you

>A strange mixture which you wouldn't think would work, but sort of does. Unfortunately championed by terrible people as well.
>Left 4 Dead 2
Wasn't that some sort of horrifying orgy?

>the times in western ulinary history when they turned fucking anything into a loaf

what the hell were they thinking?

Same happened with reeces and hersheys

I really don't like them at all, like not even a little but it's like they say it's the best shit ever

I played the shit out of both games in my childhood. They were both fuckin' amazing.

>tfw Goemon covers both the best 3D platformer and 2D platformer genres on the N64

goddamn tree frogs look fucking rad

Looking rad doesn't help them last long

I still have this one in the oven with potatoes. Pretty fucking good senpai.

>metaphor

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

>Hey guys, I'm such a contrarian. I prefer this thing you probably can't obtain yourself.
Good for you.

Trying to be something sophisticated and smart, but failing miserably.

Not a big Reuben guy, myself

do you just hate living?

who the fuck eats this garbage?

SOME DAYS

Jew sandwich.

It's all they know.

Spec Ops;_;

No one thinks hershey's is best

reeces is a favorite, but I think they're shit too

I believe you're thinking of anything pastrami

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

fuck off Daiymo and Shogun

I'm tired of your snibbing and snabbing

Raiden is your teeth, cleaving through the oreos with no remorse, and in fact enjoying the carnage.

Don't get me wrong reeces do some good stuff with peanut butter but the chocolate is just horrible

Europa Universalis 4

They must have changed the oreo recipe or something, because I loved them as a kid and they taste like dogshit now.

why do US news networks need branches in the middle east?

who cares about living long when you look cool as heck

That's because American chocolate is literally vomit-flavored
>"Hershey process" milk chocolate is popular in the US. The process was invented by Milton S. Hershey, founder of The Hershey Company. The process uses fresh milk from local farms. The logistics of purchasing and delivering fresh milk is difficult since according to state regulations fresh milk cannot be held for more than 72 hours after receiving it. If not immediately processed into milk chocolate, the milk must be disposed. The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, and then the milk is pasteurized and stabilized. This process gives the product a particular taste, to which the US public has shown to have an affinity, to the point that other manufacturers now simply add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[7]
>Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit

American here.
It's not that we actually think that it's good. It's either just what we've grown up knowing because our parents were kind of poor, or we're too scared/lazy to try anything different.

Cadbury shit is delicious though.

no it isnt though
rocco is god

I heard Europeans do that exclusively.. never seen anyone in America do that.

STALKER

>No Man's Sky

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>Civilization

That's pretty widely accepted in america

We eat other country's chocolate when we want good chocolate

or See's Candy

Katamari Damacy

is this guy for real???"!!!

Take a wild guess

>those eggs

fuck i wish there was a place that had candy like that around

halo

the fingers on that costume look uncomfortable as fuck

these things were discussting

>real Italian pizza
>has shit baked into the cheese

you're close but no

>leaving out the part where the acid is found in milk

stay mad europoor, dont worry though, your muslim overlords will eventually make chocolate haram

The destruction of all sentient life

>This is why people go vegan. You won't die from eating undercooked vegan things.

What are almonds?

I don't even know if I wanna be in the screencap honestly

>DoD is STILL down

Fucking site couldn't handle more than 5 people using it at once

>queen bean
this is a photo album by chris maggio ya dumbies, he runs male chef

>webm ends
>he wasnt even finished

Yeah, forgot the part where it says that it gets liberated when milk goes sour or butter goes rancid, giving them their distinctive odour

No More Heroes

this is so gross but every time I just laugh so fucking hard

He must have some sort of mental illness

Being from Western Canada I had never heard about this, just spent a large chunk of time reading about it and now I'm salivating profusely.

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Except it's not the best shit ever. Everyone goes crazy for European chocolate like it's the nectar of the gods

I wonder what kind of funny pictures do 50+ year olds download from here, if any.

Anybody know the original source? Is there a YouTube link?

So this is what they mean when they say Cred Forums isn't entirely millenials.
Godspeed old man.

Is that Hugh Mungus?

FE4

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I've been to Europe once, I spent about a week and a half touring some of Italy. The gelato they had there was heavenly, if the rest of Europe takes their sweets as seriously then I can fucking see why people make such a big deal about it.

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I'm gonna saaaaaaay Fallout 4.

At least the guy from ReportoftheWeek can turn his life around and get buff. Joey is too far gone.

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>raw chicken
i dont have a reaction image to display my level of disgust

drifting in to the abyss

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This thread made me really hungry, so i ordered a lot of italian food

ask a hungry skeleton gurl who just ate a pound of pasta, 8 garlic knots, and 3 slices of pizza anything

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sashimi is chicken? I thought it was fish.

Can you fax me some of that pizza and maybe a breadstick or whatever a garlic knot is?

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I have a craving for mac n cheese now. It's been a while.

>gurl
You're a female (male) right?

5'10, 110 pounds here, hello fellow skeleton.

can you please stop posting this neo nazi alt right amphibian please

>ask a hungry skeleton gurl
what

you cannot be all of these together. One of these is a lie

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I'm more skeleton than both of you losers. this is why you guys don't have a girlfriend.

No one actually does that because that would taste fucking horrible

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Hey there
5'9" 100

Give me your fax number, i have half a slice of pizza, some salad, and 5 garlic knots left

garlic knots are balls of soft, delicious, garlic bread

>waste of skin
But he grew it himself, user. It's not like he pirated someone else's skin.

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Funnily enough, while that's generally true over here, you can eat chicken shashimi in Japan and it's perfectly safe.

I think it has something to do with how they breed the chickens.

Do you feel like a chef yet?

America has had muslim overlords for decades, though. The country is entirely in Saudi Arabia's pocket.

What would this be?