Why must they exist?

Why must they exist?

Kid-Appeal Characters.

How come Mario and Luigi had tiny black eyes but the girls didn't?

they make the character more human. everyone was a kid once.

>nintendo
>not a kids company

So that you can play as light weight versions of the main cast in Mario Kart. It's the same reason Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach exist in rosters.

kidfuckers.

Baby Mario and Luigi have always been for manly men.
Baby rosalina can fuck off

Silver Luigi when?

Daisy, shut up and go back to choking on dicks.

DELETE THIS

For young girls.

I never liked the baby characters before Baby Rosalina. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer!

>Daisy has the same face since she was a kid

MUH DICK
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Would I find something bad if I looked through your browser history?

How come the girls are always sucking on things but the guys aren't?

You will probably find lyrics of 2000's pop songs

I really wish they wouldn't

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There will be a Baby Waluigi with gorgeous green eyes and beautiful red hair. Just watch

Everyone forgets these three.

>Okay Tier
>Baby Mario/Luigi

>Understandable Tier
>Baby Peach

>Pushing the limit Tier
>Baby Daisy

>Why even Tier
>Baby Rosalina

Especially Rosalina. She's too serious and had a slight "sensual" feel to her face. Then they tried to apply it to a baby.

why don't the boys have pacifiers? how the fuck do they talk with pacifiers in their mouths?

WHAT ABOUT ME YOU CUNTS

>still no Baby Wario in Mario Kart

Baby Wario and Baby Waluigi when?

Why did all five of them need to be in Mario Kart 8? Why not Diddy Kong or even Bowser Jr.?

Baby Wario's been around for a while dude.

what the fuck

You're the only good one. You and Kamek are a riot.

Keks

Baby Mario, Baby Luigi and Baby Peach are fine, since they had theirs roles in Partners of Time, plus in some Yoshi games. Plus, I like them.

Baby Daisy and Baby Rosalina were only created for filling slots, though. I don't see the need for them to exist, unless they have some roles for the next Yoshi or M&L game.

Reminder.

>I'm a believer
>2000s pop song
You're a dummy

What exactly does that mean? Why would playing as a kid appeal to kids? Kids like to play as older people so they can feel older.

>entire lot of koopa kids in MK8
>no Bowser Jr
The fuck

>never
>ever

Considering how much Japan loves the metal versions, I wouldn't say that.

Babies are probably much easier to make. Four of em are practically just reskins.

>re-recorded by a group in 2001
>cover song played in every 2000's movie and commercial at the time

Yooooooooooou're the dummmy! BtFO

Unf. Now if only daisy stopped wearing her hair like a 50s housewife then she will btfo those old hags out of existence

You wouldn't find the full versions of those Baby Rosa crops because I unfortunately am not the jew who commissioned them then only shared crops to taunt others.

No matter what crazy fetish you have, that's a dick move

i'd like rosalina a thousand times more if she kept her baby face like daisy did. ALL girls are GOOD with baby faces and that should be the new standard for our society in 2016

Don't forget:
>Baby Rosalina
>Tanooki Mario
>Cat Peach
>Villager
>F-Zero maps, but NO CAPTAIN FALCON

So could Nintendo make a decent roster for Mario Kart 9?

No because they are gonna add baby rose gold daisy

They "could" but won't