I fucked up! >Live in a shithole >Have a shitty internet DSL with maximum of 1 Mbps >It's actually 100 Kbps when I speed test >Want to enjoy online gaming so badly but can't because of very low speed >asks the company countless times for the past 4 years to change the fucking old ass cabinet with a newer one that is capable of producing high speed to the user >No answer >The internet is down for 7 months now and I had to get a wireless connection with LOWER SPEED >Got bad grades alst semester due to not doing research and sending assignments with the internet >Got so angry and tired of this and planned to BURN DOWN THE CABINET >Got to the gas-station and fill up a bottle of fuel, too retarded and angry to realize they have a fucking CAMERA in every corner of the staition >Went to the cabinet and it was already opened, for years, and it was so messed up inside "we're talking about 25 years old ass cabinet" >BURN BURN BURN >Returned home victorias >Half an hour and I see the police and firemen in the place, they sit there for 2 hours >The gas staition was LITERALLY less than 100 Meter away from the scene, Saw them going there and got very VERY nervous
Fast forward
>The car is registered with my brother's name >Get a message from police that he needs to bring this car for investigation >I'm literally shaking
Bros. I might go to jail, I fucked up, I'm thinking of all the things now. How much is the old cabinet? If they asked me to pay for the destroyed item. And how long will I be in jail? I'm fucking broke and I just started my next semester this week, I'll finish uninversity this year!
>brazilians Why do you even try to play games online, no one wants you shitting up the server
Evan Cruz
You're an idiot. You have 1 Mbit connection, which is actually about 125 Kbytes maximum.
ISPs advertise in bits to make the average person think they are getting a shit ton of bytes.. Too bad about your shit connection though.
Kevin Jones
>This is how retarded non-americans are
HOLY KEK GOD BLESS AMERICA
Brandon Murphy
better prepare that sweet, juicy tight boipussy for Tyrone, Paco
Alexander Barnes
I wanted to get a better connection but they always tell me that the cabinet in my neighborhood is not capable of producing more than 1 Mbps!
Gavin Collins
have you thought about destroying the cabinet so they are forced to replace it?
Carter Robinson
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
Alexander Fisher
heh
Elijah Rivera
Cut your hair, don't shave unless you need to. >where a completely different clothing style, wear the "Detroit ghetto from the 90's" sweat suit getup, blend in with he streets and book it.
Either that or go out guns blazing because prison is really not worth it unless you got niggas on the inside.
Dylan Carter
What the fuck is a cabinet? I know what a regular cabinet is, but not in terms of Internet shit.
Aaron Cooper
this
Joseph Cruz
Woaho. Hoho. Ho. Hohoho.
You literally took our your neighborhoods Internet, and damaged a companies property because you have Walmart connection? Holy shit what a fucking retard. You going to jail now nigga.
Connor Morales
not OP but, yeah he's stupid
Isaiah Foster
This looks new. I had this cabinet in my neighborhood, and it was more messed up and looks older. It's smaller. This one.
Ryder Scott
you know, I've never really just stopped and thought about how lucky I am to not have been born in a shit hole, thanks OPm for reminding me how lucky I am
Jordan Jackson
godspeed OP
John Martin
My mom drove into one of those once by accident. Insurance paid it off and we got better lines. She stuck around for the police and what not and nobody got hurt. Lighting something on fire is arson and arson is not taken lightly.Why not just lawyer up. Maybe hand yourself in explain the situation Don't know what country you're in but prison sounds too heavy a sentence.
Luke Clark
Please tell me how much they pay for the cabinet.
Landon Murphy
What country?
Joseph Butler
If by bottles you meant an actual container for gas, you might be able to save this if you just refill the container. If you used a water bottle or some shit you're pretty fucked, unless you can bullshit some reason why you only needed a small amount.
If it's the latter, and you're really dedicated to the idea of not getting charged for arson I would try to make up some crap about having some random people from school over and you let some random dude that came with them borrow the car to get taco bell for everyone. Better start making some calls and setting up your alibi.
Caleb Parker
Somewhere in the Middle East.
Joseph Morgan
No idea I'm from south Africa and I was like 10 or 11. I know the payments weren't once off it was like a payment plan deal. I'd say Google it since and dont feel paranoid about it since you already made this damn thread admitting you did it.
Wyatt Cox
I doubt insurance will pay for that. It's arson, you or your family is/are going to pony up the cash. Your best option is to lawyer up and claim insanity.
Jacob Collins
You sound fucked, I don't know how much those cabinets are but you lit something on fire for trying to play vidya, a few thousand on legal fees and shit.
Good luck, enjoy biting pillows.
Christian Murphy
This is the Police, thanks for the confession scrub.
Brandon Morgan
Prepare to be beheaded then
Robert Harris
You won't catch me alive.
Mason Kelly
Remember to stab niggers before they stab you. Clench that butt tight and only use liquid soap since it's hard to drop.
Julian Hill
The guy asked the company countless times. Hmmm I wonder who might have done this.
Brody Lopez
>You complain to company about cabinet for a long time. >Suddenly cabinet in which you hate spontaneously combusts. Claim super powers and join the xmen user. Tell them the footage and evidence is merely a figment of their imagination becuase their minds have been tampered by your enemies who are out to frame you.
This, post results after recieving your fatal beatings.
Aiden Thompson
Will they sympathise with me if I told them I'm a graduate, I'll finish university this year?
Evan Young
lol i just notified interpol of this thread, enjoy the partyvan and IRL banhammer, faggot.
Justin Price
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Angel Ramirez
>Will the corrupt Brazilian police sympathize with me[...]?
Lol take a guess, Ricky Retardo.
Ayden Perry
>being mad for getting 100kb/s
shut the fuck up OP
Parker Bailey
destroying someone elses property out of anger shit nigger you get what you deserve
Kevin Williams
Dude you lit something on fire out of anger I'm pretty sure they are not going to be like. "No problem son, dont do it again though! Go and get good grades now! Brush your teeth and eat your veggies!" dude lawyer up, get to court then pull the student card.i can't see any way out of this for you that doesn't involve you settling in or out of court. Eitherway you have to man the Fuck up and take responsibility.
Anthony Wilson
Nope, they'd probably shit on you harder to ensure your college career is ruined.
You're super fucked, OP. Especially once they take your computer as evidence and find all that loli shit.
Ethan Hall
damn son you are fucking stupid.
still, as long as they have no proof of you actually lighting the thing on fire they can not sentence you.
so just say you needed the gas for something else? just deny committing the crime.
Jose Lewis
u jelly op?
Evan Martin
>15.17 mb/s >good.
Holy shit.
Nicholas Ross
I know, but compared to OPs 1mb/s it's fucking magical. It's also better than what I upgraded from, 5mb/s.
Brody Jenkins
I was going to post exactly this, insanity may be your best card out of jail nigga.
Jaxson King
>live in tech part of california >10 Mbit/s because comcast had monopoly on our area >AT&T is offered in our area >suddenly our speeds increase to 50 Mbit/s, then 100 Mbit/s a year later for "being a loyal customer"
ISPs suck
Matthew Davis
>You literally took our your neighborhoods Internet He said that the cabinet hadn't been working for more than half a year. That cabinet was doing jack shit because the company didn't a single fuck to do anything about it, and made people move to satellite internet.
Levi Phillips
I'm not from Brazil.
Colton Bennett
Fuck this! I'll start deleting my shit now!
Camden Sullivan
Man it feels good to live in a first world country.
Noah Hill
Doesn't matter, you're still fucked.
Chase Foster
Its property damage. You broke the law. There is no way you can afford to replace that.
Leo Evans
> بدون عنوان.png
And now we know where OP is from
DESIGNATED
Grayson Lewis
It's not about throughput but ping, bro.
Noah Sullivan
Ping was 250 and higher.
Matthew Moore
It's not that bad.
Evan Nguyen
>You're an idiot. You have 1 Mbit connection, which is actually about 125 Kbytes maximum. Kilobytes are abbreviated as KBS not Kbs
Angel Watson
Sorry, I meant wasn't*.
Kevin Miller
That's terrible. Shorter pings are better.
Jason Rivera
>can't tell the difference between arabic and hindi
Jeremiah Ortiz
both are 3rd world, both have rapists that shit in the street. Literally no difference.
Landon Turner
Feelsogoodman
John Russell
I would take the Hindu Dindus long before the sandnigger towelheads
Liam Garcia
I love in sandniggnog and I have like 10 Megabits/s. It's an okay country, just kinda boring.
Chase Sullivan
haha lol epic win
Matthew Carter
This is my current internet speed. It gets lower during the day and doesn't get higher than this. When I try to download something, it shows me that the download speed is like 30 kbps or 20. This is unfair.
Joseph Torres
Nice definitely real story OP. Not a video game though so fuck off.
Gabriel Wood
To be fair, he could be on the border between the two. There is some interlap.
Aaron Parker
Props OP, but if true you definitely should have planned this out better
Elijah Sanchez
>I'll finish uninversity this year Haha, guess again, retard.
Easton Russell
Make sure you get rid of anything else illegal, like drugs/fun porn. Also don't admit to anything, and get a lawyer ASAP
Jaxon Bailey
What gets me if I went to prison is: >I'll miss playing Dark Souls 3 DLC on release >I'll miss the shitstorm here after the NX revealed >I'll miss posting here in general
It might cure my internet addiction though. Just incase, I will not go out with the car I did the crime with. I have an old ca from the 80's that I might go around with if I needed to go out.
Luis Jackson
The ISP's are still advertising their shit hyper inflated when its not
Levi Jones
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUHUEHUEHIEHUE GIB MONI
Benjamin Cooper
Thanks. I'll make sure to do that.
Grayson Harris
just go to prison your life outside is not worth it
Jordan Stewart
Why not just squirt the internals with a water gun?