>Long thread earlier that briefly started with vidya but just ended in scary nature posts >Long discussion about how the Asian Hornet is terrifying >Now this
What are some good games for the coming apocalypse? Would playing Fallout in an actual apocalypse still be fun?
>crying over a single invasive species aussiefag here, stop whining.
Eli Wilson
>Revolver Ocelot
Juan Phillips
NO BEES
NO POLLEN
NO FOOD
Andrew Parker
Go catch some carp herpes or get gored by a boar you fucking boong
Adrian Morales
kek
Noah Long
Who would win?
Dominic Reyes
>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm >Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm >Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm one more time BBC I didn't quite catch that
Isaiah Davis
Just train your bees to use their body heat to cook them alive.
Joseph Mitchell
But they can't speak Japanese, my bees don't even like anime.
Logan Hernandez
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Tyler Adams
cazadores of course.
Brody Cruz
Not an issue, there are plenty of companies in the bee-breeding business, we wont run out of bees.
Ayden Sullivan
It is like an ambiguous kind of insect
Brandon Cox
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Jose Miller
Fuck you, homey is delicious and I don't want honey bees to go extinct
Elijah White
Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
Oliver Sullivan
>DLC characters P2W bullshit
Jacob Brooks
WE'VE ALREADY HAD 3 SCARY BUG THREADS NO MORE I ALREADY FEEL SHIT CRAWLING ON ME FUCK
Isaac White
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Noah Powell
Its almost Winter, who cares?
Bentley Baker
>wasps are posting in this thread RIGHT now
Aaron Thompson
>see one of these when I'm visiting me nan in wales >think it's a giant wasp and swat it with a high pitch wail like i'm rei practicing some sick ass nanto suichoken >it gets back up and flies off
eyyy pussy
Wyatt Rivera
>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
TO TAKE DOWN GIANT INSECT WHO CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
Hunter Perez
I wonder how that would feel on your asshole.
Adam Hall
Sounds like your bees have good taste.
Zachary Perez
Just a friend you haven't understood yet.
Josiah Torres
>tfw forcing myself to fap to hentai with giant insects raping girls to overcome my irrational fear >tfw it's working
Jayden Bennett
>me nan >rei
the fuck?
Liam Brown
>we were having a vidya thread >it devolved into not vidya >let's continue discussing not vidya in this new thread
Carter Gomez
SLEEP TIGHT SPIDER
Anthony Morales
WE NOW HEAD UNDERGROUND FOR THEIR PATCH WE MUST RETRACE
Cameron Powell
>rulesofnature.jpg
Lincoln Wilson
So have tried fucking scorpions yet?
Isaiah Lee
aye shiwmae m8
Cameron Lewis
Honestly, for how nice of a concept EDF is, humans would be decimated by giant wasps and hornets.
Lucas Bennett
Is... is that fucking wasp lifting the spider entirely off the ground with nothing but it's fucking "teeth" (forgot the english term for those)? How fucking strong is that shit.
Elijah Hill
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Brandon Moore
Kek
Jace Carter
The spider is merely pretending to be dead, involuntarily. Before the paralysis wears off that wasp will have carried the spider back to a burrow, placed it's egg into the spider's abdomen for it's larvae to grow and eat the spider alive, then closed the burrow so the spider cannot escape
Caleb Thomas
Fuck hornets of any type. They serve no fucking purpose.
Speak properly or get out the thread you sheep shagging fuck
Cameron James
>not using nanto ho-oh ken Ya dun fucked up
Carter Sanders
Shut up faggot, hornets are very useful, we are a vital part of the food chain
Brody Jackson
Insects are fucking strong, and I think the term you're looking for is mandible, unless a biologist knows the specific name for it.
Ryder Perez
So you are a hornet kind of guy?
Lincoln Williams
Here's your (you) for the ebin we meme.
Brody Evans
Anime really makes everything better
Adam Brooks
Die in a fire. I will cause the collapse of entire ecosystems to burn things I dislike.
Blake Lopez
Yeah yeah, that's all well and good. But tell me, how does it taste?
Sebastian Cook
Any links?
Angel Hughes
I've got to give it to the cazador. Those things are 50 kinds of mean. Asian Hornets ain't nothing to fuck with but cazadors are pure unrelenting fuck you in insect form.
Christopher James
They can be pretty strong for their size aye
Camden Ward
i miss /z/.
Joshua Roberts
you best have more user
Samuel Cook
>we are
Logan Edwards
IT'S HIP TO
Kayden Morgan
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Jason Reyes
How can European bees even compete?
Leo Wilson
>Implying you don't have a spider in your headphones right now.
Hunter Turner
Insects are proportionally strong as all hell. Fortunately they don't scale with low oxygen concentrations. Don't listen to Hippies who want more trees and less CO2, they are looking to place insects back in power.
Henry Morris
i love bee corruption tb,h desu sempai.
Daniel Cox
QUICK POST SCORPIONS TO KILL THE WASPS
Ian Cooper
Ebin
Thomas Gomez
China calls in the army to take down these giant hornet hives with flamethrowers.
Once they sting you they leave big gaping dickhole wounds into your flesh.
Hunter Carter
I've been blasting jazz-hop for the past 3 hours I'm pretty sure I would've found out about it by now.
Ethan Butler
>Is... is that fucking wasp lifting the spider entirely off the ground with nothing but it's fucking "teeth" (forgot the english term for those)? How fucking strong is that shit.
Ants and wasps share the same ancestors. That must be why wasps have super strength.
William Diaz
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Daniel Wood
t. hornet
Gavin Robinson
>a chainlink fence makes an incredibly backdrop for an insect battle I never really thought about how grand and epic some things must look from an insects viewpoint. A simple paved path would be like a sprawling wasteland of stone.
Cameron Kelly
Mosquitoes are absolutely shit tier. >bite and make you itch >annoying as fuck >can transmit all sorts of diseases God bless dragonflies for keeping those faggots in check in both their larval form and adult form
Jaxon Garcia
fucking nice
Justin Williams
Nah man, bees are cool, they pollinate shit for us. They don't fuck with you unless you fuck with them. Wasps and hornets and anything else with black and yellow stripes can go fuck itself though. They don't pollinate They don't make honey They eat bro bugs like bees and spiders They're just angry and they sting shit Fuck wasps.
Xavier Brooks
they'll be gone soon, islamic law doesn't allow hornets
Luke Thompson
The Nostradamus of our time
Aaron Ross
I always wanted to make an insect based game with tor tier graphics.
Jose Smith
Can the birbs stop them this time?
Evan Kelly
I think you're confused with harlots
Luis Perez
It's not just the oxygen levels. Insects lifting ability has to do with the square cube law. If an insect was as big as a human it wouldn't be nearly as strong.
Levi Rodriguez
>It's gone now What the fuck? Why?
Jack Baker
I will never want to go to Japan because of these shits
Camden Cooper
Fuck both of them. I fucking hate insects. The only acceptable insect is a common house spider, as long as you make sure it's a male and just let it lose in your house you will see drastically reduced number of small insect shit in your house.
But any other insect or large spiders or lots of spiders can fuck off.
Cooper Barnes
Being tiny in normal rooms is the best setting. Not enough vidya uses it. Like, just look around your room and think about how fun the shelves and desks would be for platforming.
Carson Richardson
why is this allowed fucking racist shits
Sebastian Scott
Islamic law doesn't allow for anything but praying towards mecca 59 times a day and killing infidels.
Ryan Walker
same thing
Henry Barnes
how can i kill a hornet ?
tell me please i'm scared.
Tyler Sullivan
He looks like he's about to murder someone
Jordan Diaz
>Insect apocalypse imminent >People more interested in hamdogs
Australian consipiracy?
Josiah Rivera
One more thing to fear, thanks.
Evan Smith
>/z/ is no more FUCKING HIROSHIMA
Jayden Perry
Fire and lots of it.
David Anderson
I don't kill turks whenever i see them in my house, i just scare them. Am i autistic?
Jose Fisher
Nips actual eat hornet sashimi.
Julian Rivera
So what is the demonic version of ants?
Hunter Perez
Explosives
Colton Walker
That's why I used to love playing rats 2001 in CS back in the day.
Also Micromachines games.
Jordan Williams
Reminder that solitary wasps are bros who are natural pest control, much like spiders. They don't fuck with you unless you get aggressive toward them.
It's the eusocial wasps (like the Asian hornet) that are bad and get all uppity if you get near nests.
Brandon Reed
Flammenwerfer, it werfs flammen.
Kayden Cook
This ones are japanese, seems an effective way is using 2 nukes, will cost you a bit though.
Jacob Green
Bullet Ants, worst sting on the planet
Christian Morris
Insects don't know math they know how to kill and once we're dead there'll be no square cube law left.
Gavin Campbell
>tfw went to japan for a week >tfw was in tokyo for most of that time fuck how did i not die
Dylan Jones
>jazz-hop ???
Jose Barnes
Ants and wasps are related very closely so that
Charles Ward
If insects don't know math why are there so god damn many of them? Check and mate atheists.
Michael Fisher
Extermanatus
Jayden Sullivan
Man is this shit still going on there?
Zachary Price
En garde!
Zachary Smith
That shit looks like a god damn super villain.
Noah Taylor
That's how nature works. Japanese know the most math and their population is shit. Africans know the least and their population is huge.
I find myself getting more pissed off at the guy than scared of whatever the fuck that thing is. It's like a horror film when someone acts retarded and ends up getting killed. I'm not scared just pissed off by their sheer stupidity.
Liam Carter
Spiders are alright. Dragonflies are top tier bros though. >Have an aquatic nymph stage with a special grabbing arm in their belly, but only use it on mosquito larvae and other prey that grows up to be annoying at best, disease carrier at worst >Continues hunting fagbugs and killerbugs when it grows up >Catches its prey in mid-air with stronk grip, but it minmaxed to the point it can't walk >Fucks in midair >Looks pretty >Physically incapable of harming humans
Owen Gonzalez
It is.
Elijah Nguyen
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Caleb Rogers
I've been bitten by a bullet ant when I was in Peru, it's not nearly that bad.
Blake Clark
African cave spider.
Gabriel Cruz
The movement of the abdomen is so erotic!
Gavin Collins
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Cooper Gomez
What's funny is tribes in the amazon make gloves out of them to initiate kids into manhood. You have to endure dozens if not hundreds of stings on like 20-40 different occasions before anyone will call you a man.
Charles Ward
Slightly unrelated
Zachary Torres
Why the fuck is he holding it bare handed Why the fuck is he letting it bite it WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NOT CARE
Eli Gomez
*Metal Slug - Final attack
Carson Mitchell
Ask /k/ how to make homemade dragon's breath or napalm shotgun shells.
Or buy one of those new commercial flamethrowers.
William Hernandez
>yfw the future will be starship troopers except on earth I'M FROM BUENO AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
Nolan Reed
Was literally just about to post this
The Sateré-Mawé people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[18] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into gloves made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the gloves onto his hands. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.
Gavin Harris
What a weird evolutionary turn
Christopher Cruz
underrated post
Aiden Richardson
because their jaws aren't strong enough to cut through skin
Parker Nguyen
>spider >insect
But yeah, spiders are bros. They just chill in a corner and get rid of pests.
Alexander Anderson
Because that isn't blood.
Carson Morgan
>is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes > and he may shake uncontrollably for days the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times What The Fuck
Dominic Turner
Their nests look like dicks.
Ryder King
A langosta did this to me when I was 4 years old, didn't ununderstand what the fuck was going on.
>the bubble reaches temperatures of over 5000k and here I was thinking all those pokemon descriptions were full of bullshit
Brandon Butler
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Christian Butler
That's not his blood retard, it's the insects spit.
Robert Thomas
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Tyler Cox
>inb4 someone posts that webm of the mantis eating a bee's face while it is still alive I'M OUTTA HERE
Jacob Richardson
I'm sorry that I know the difference between arachnids and insects. I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.
Carson Parker
What a gross little bastard. Sure, it's fine if you see it biting you, because it's only capable of a pinch and you're seeing it coming, but if one of those fuckers were to bite you while you were unaware of it? Eugh.
Landon Smith
>when they all fly towards the camera
John Cooper
Damn, dragonflies are based.
Xavier Bell
What am i looking at?
Brayden Watson
not really answering the questions here m80
Jacob Bailey
>inb4 webm of Giant centipede eating gecko alive.
Mason Myers
>Company views on tattoos out of date I've never met someone with a tattoo who wasn't a fucking idiot. This is some pandering feel good shit.
William Nguyen
Testices
Jason Thomas
mãe de Deus
Landon Gonzalez
Taking insect "requests" if you know what I mean.
Brandon Green
close up of a camel spider
Levi Wood
HE
Sebastian Lee
God help us if they' become Japanese, bee birthrates are low enough as they are
Carson Perez
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Jonathan Scott
You should watch some of the videos of people who go down there and take the rite. It fucks you up bad. People go delirious from the pain. You can die from it if you're not careful. And they only ever do it once.
Daniel Long
>this fucker comes up and slaps your cornfield what do?
Alexander Watson
Once i posted like 150 insect images in trash. My life is loss
David Long
guess it's to to start the EDF for you europoors
Ryan Watson
I believe its actually a type of scorpion called a whip scorpion
Angel White
I want a biologist to explain to me how in the flying fuck something so absurdly specialized came out of evolution when big meaty claws work just fine.
Easton Ross
>Ambidextrous hand grenade What? Last thing I heard about grenade development was some scalable grenade you can plug more explosive onto.
James Kelly
>me nan "My nanny/grandma"
Jackson Morris
It is, and it's harmless, his sting throws a vinegar like substance.
Mason Nelson
>spiders are bros. They just chill in a corner Fuck you for that, I'm not the other guy, but you're a liar, spiders are garbage and should be wiped from the face of the earth. >I'm sorry that I know the difference between arachnids and insects Wow, this brings you pride? Guess you gotta take what you can get.
Christian Powell
This has got to be the first time the BBC was concerned about invading Asians.
Tyler Scott
that's easy when nature hates everything and everyone
Christian Garcia
Dragonflies
Easton Carter
Getting shot isn't as bad as people think it is either, most people don't even know they've been shot until they see the wound. Getting stabbed is much worse, especially if it's a serrated blade.
Logan Martin
>he doesn't like chestnut honey Pleb
Matthew Jenkins
>wasp gently lands on a fencepost >400 ton mech dropped on it from half a kilometer up
i can accept this
Nathaniel Lopez
"Just fine" isn't "better than everyone else." Nature is a constant arms race. Just because you've got a musket doesn't mean you don't need a howitzer.
Jace Roberts
HD insect fightan game WHEN?
Xavier Cox
If spiders didn't exist your house would be filled with flies.
Elijah Wood
>living in britland
Nolan Clark
Ah fuck man I'm not good with this biology insect shit, all I know is that bees and spiders despite being spooky have positive aspects to them and spiders are very helpful in house as long as you make sure its only 1 or 2 at most and that they're both male in case of 2.
Never had the spiders come out closer than wall near the room corners, so I don't mind him. And I don't see insects in my house either so I think he's doing the job just fine.
Kevin Sanders
>A wasp is detected in a school playground. >Entire area levelled with bombing runs and one guy strapping sentry guns to a helicopter. >Tear rolls down the ol queens eye. >*Chant of EDF shakes the very continental plate*
>Wow, this brings you pride? Guess you gotta take what you can get.
Nah I was being sarcastic. I thought the guy was butthurt was me pointing out spiders aren't insects or something. And you don't like spiders? This is a spider board, you six legged motherfucker so get caught up in a web and get your fluids sucked out
Cooper Cox
>he doesn't know that an invasive species can completely completely destroy an eco system >let alone if that invasive species is fucking killer hornets enjoy your killer spiders and invicible emus you aussie fuck
Hudson Bennett
Somebody knows how the little gray spiders that jump and hunt flies are actually called?
Gabriel Miller
>what is Raid
Gabriel Bennett
Nature is no different from military R&D. If a club worked just fine we wouldn't have guns now.
Jaxon Price
wolf spiders?
Thomas Watson
I main stinky bug!
Justin Brown
I give him some corn from my hand in order to it bring me shiny shit.
Andrew Martin
Hornet's are really easy to kill because they're dumb, but god damn are they resilient, I beat the shit out of one that somehow got in my with a really long stick.
dem endoskeletons man
Luke Brown
t.Spider
Landon Smith
I got bit by one of these in Costa Rica at a field station. Hurt for a second, dull burning for hours. Honestly wasn't that bad.
Ayden Hill
UK isn't Europe thou. So, fuck off, yeah?
Gabriel Long
What do fucking hornets even do but be cunts to literally everything?
Oliver Morales
It's a part of Europe, you idiot.
Jaxson Murphy
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Josiah Ward
Somebody posted that in a thread yesterday and it was the first time I'd seen it
I'm glad we're on the same wavelength
Juan Hill
They're similar to pic related, and small as a fly.
Samuel Myers
can I get links to previous threads senpaitachi
Justin Turner
this is a post
Dylan Phillips
>not getting free medical care, insane bennies and mild climate that isn't like pic related extremes
HOW CAN THE WORLD EVER COMPETE?
Adrian Davis
>buying insect spray rather than letting the food cycle sort out your problem.
Enjoy wasting money when a spider would get rid of your problem for free.