Long thread earlier that briefly started with vidya but just ended in scary nature posts

>Long thread earlier that briefly started with vidya but just ended in scary nature posts
>Long discussion about how the Asian Hornet is terrifying
>Now this

What are some good games for the coming apocalypse? Would playing Fallout in an actual apocalypse still be fun?

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>more immigrants coming into europe

exactly what we need

>crying over a single invasive species
aussiefag here, stop whining.

>Revolver Ocelot

NO BEES

NO POLLEN

NO FOOD

Go catch some carp herpes or get gored by a boar you fucking boong

kek

Who would win?

>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
one more time BBC I didn't quite catch that

Just train your bees to use their body heat to cook them alive.

But they can't speak Japanese, my bees don't even like anime.

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cazadores of course.

Not an issue, there are plenty of companies in the bee-breeding business, we wont run out of bees.

It is like an ambiguous kind of insect

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Fuck you, homey is delicious and I don't want honey bees to go extinct

Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm

>DLC characters
P2W bullshit

WE'VE ALREADY HAD 3 SCARY BUG THREADS NO MORE I ALREADY FEEL SHIT CRAWLING ON ME FUCK

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Its almost Winter, who cares?

>wasps are posting in this thread RIGHT now

>see one of these when I'm visiting me nan in wales
>think it's a giant wasp and swat it with a high pitch wail like i'm rei practicing some sick ass nanto suichoken
>it gets back up and flies off

eyyy pussy

>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm

>homey is delicious

youtube.com/watch?v=1_K7Tp97PsE

Wasps aren't that scary user, calm down.

Hahahaha whiteys btfo

Don't be scared user

is that wasp suplexing the fucking spider

TO TAKE DOWN GIANT INSECT WHO CAME FROM OUTER SPACE

I wonder how that would feel on your asshole.

Sounds like your bees have good taste.

Just a friend you haven't understood yet.

>tfw forcing myself to fap to hentai with giant insects raping girls to overcome my irrational fear
>tfw it's working

>me nan
>rei

the fuck?

>we were having a vidya thread
>it devolved into not vidya
>let's continue discussing not vidya in this new thread

SLEEP TIGHT SPIDER

WE NOW HEAD UNDERGROUND FOR THEIR PATCH WE MUST RETRACE

>rulesofnature.jpg

So have tried fucking scorpions yet?

aye shiwmae m8

Honestly, for how nice of a concept EDF is, humans would be decimated by giant wasps and hornets.

Is... is that fucking wasp lifting the spider entirely off the ground with nothing but it's fucking "teeth" (forgot the english term for those)? How fucking strong is that shit.

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Kek

The spider is merely pretending to be dead, involuntarily. Before the paralysis wears off that wasp will have carried the spider back to a burrow, placed it's egg into the spider's abdomen for it's larvae to grow and eat the spider alive, then closed the burrow so the spider cannot escape

Fuck hornets of any type. They serve no fucking purpose.

FUCK BEES
>FUCK BEES
FUCK BEES
>FUCK BEES
FUCK BEES
>FUCK BEES
FUCK BEES
>FUCK BEES
FUCK BEES
>FUCK BEES
>but muh honey
HONEY IS AWESOME BUT FUCK BEEEEEEES

Speak properly or get out the thread you sheep shagging fuck

>not using nanto ho-oh ken
Ya dun fucked up

Shut up faggot, hornets are very useful, we are a vital part of the food chain

Insects are fucking strong, and I think the term you're looking for is mandible, unless a biologist knows the specific name for it.

So you are a hornet kind of guy?

Here's your (you) for the ebin we meme.

Anime really makes everything better

Die in a fire. I will cause the collapse of entire ecosystems to burn things I dislike.

Yeah yeah, that's all well and good.
But tell me, how does it taste?

Any links?

I've got to give it to the cazador. Those things are 50 kinds of mean. Asian Hornets ain't nothing to fuck with but cazadors are pure unrelenting fuck you in insect form.

They can be pretty strong for their size aye

i miss /z/.

you best have more user

>we are

IT'S HIP TO

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How can European bees even compete?

>Implying you don't have a spider in your headphones right now.

Insects are proportionally strong as all hell. Fortunately they don't scale with low oxygen concentrations. Don't listen to Hippies who want more trees and less CO2, they are looking to place insects back in power.

i love bee corruption tb,h desu sempai.

QUICK POST SCORPIONS TO KILL THE WASPS

Ebin

China calls in the army to take down these giant hornet hives with flamethrowers.

Once they sting you they leave big gaping dickhole wounds into your flesh.

I've been blasting jazz-hop for the past 3 hours I'm pretty sure I would've found out about it by now.

>Is... is that fucking wasp lifting the spider entirely off the ground with nothing but it's fucking "teeth" (forgot the english term for those)? How fucking strong is that shit.

Ants and wasps share the same ancestors. That must be why wasps have super strength.

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t. hornet

>a chainlink fence makes an incredibly backdrop for an insect battle
I never really thought about how grand and epic some things must look from an insects viewpoint. A simple paved path would be like a sprawling wasteland of stone.

Mosquitoes are absolutely shit tier.
>bite and make you itch
>annoying as fuck
>can transmit all sorts of diseases
God bless dragonflies for keeping those faggots in check in both their larval form and adult form

fucking nice

Nah man, bees are cool, they pollinate shit for us.
They don't fuck with you unless you fuck with them.
Wasps and hornets and anything else with black and yellow stripes can go fuck itself though.
They don't pollinate
They don't make honey
They eat bro bugs like bees and spiders
They're just angry and they sting shit
Fuck wasps.

they'll be gone soon, islamic law doesn't allow hornets

The Nostradamus of our time

I always wanted to make an insect based game with tor tier graphics.

Can the birbs stop them this time?

I think you're confused with harlots

It's not just the oxygen levels. Insects lifting ability has to do with the square cube law. If an insect was as big as a human it wouldn't be nearly as strong.

>It's gone now
What the fuck? Why?

I will never want to go to Japan because of these shits

Fuck both of them. I fucking hate insects.
The only acceptable insect is a common house spider, as long as you make sure it's a male and just let it lose in your house you will see drastically reduced number of small insect shit in your house.

But any other insect or large spiders or lots of spiders can fuck off.

Being tiny in normal rooms is the best setting. Not enough vidya uses it. Like, just look around your room and think about how fun the shelves and desks would be for platforming.

why is this allowed
fucking racist shits

Islamic law doesn't allow for anything but praying towards mecca 59 times a day and killing infidels.

same thing

how can i kill a hornet ?

tell me please i'm scared.

He looks like he's about to murder someone

>Insect apocalypse imminent
>People more interested in hamdogs

Australian consipiracy?

One more thing to fear, thanks.

>/z/ is no more
FUCKING HIROSHIMA

Fire and lots of it.

I don't kill turks whenever i see them in my house, i just scare them.
Am i autistic?

Nips actual eat hornet sashimi.

So what is the demonic version of ants?

Explosives

That's why I used to love playing rats 2001 in CS back in the day.

Also Micromachines games.

Reminder that solitary wasps are bros who are natural pest control, much like spiders. They don't fuck with you unless you get aggressive toward them.

It's the eusocial wasps (like the Asian hornet) that are bad and get all uppity if you get near nests.

Flammenwerfer, it werfs flammen.

This ones are japanese, seems an effective way is using 2 nukes, will cost you a bit though.

Bullet Ants, worst sting on the planet

Insects don't know math they know how to kill and once we're dead there'll be no square cube law left.

>tfw went to japan for a week
>tfw was in tokyo for most of that time
fuck how did i not die

>jazz-hop
???

Ants and wasps are related very closely so that

If insects don't know math why are there so god damn many of them? Check and mate atheists.

Extermanatus

Man is this shit still going on there?

En garde!

That shit looks like a god damn super villain.

That's how nature works. Japanese know the most math and their population is shit. Africans know the least and their population is huge.

the fuck is that thing? a diet crab?

source?

does that spider have fucking arms

no, sadly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera_clavata

Welcome to die

Invest in the savior of mankind,

tasty thread btw

I find myself getting more pissed off at the guy than scared of whatever the fuck that thing is. It's like a horror film when someone acts retarded and ends up getting killed. I'm not scared just pissed off by their sheer stupidity.

Spiders are alright. Dragonflies are top tier bros though.
>Have an aquatic nymph stage with a special grabbing arm in their belly, but only use it on mosquito larvae and other prey that grows up to be annoying at best, disease carrier at worst
>Continues hunting fagbugs and killerbugs when it grows up
>Catches its prey in mid-air with stronk grip, but it minmaxed to the point it can't walk
>Fucks in midair
>Looks pretty
>Physically incapable of harming humans

It is.

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I've been bitten by a bullet ant when I was in Peru, it's not nearly that bad.

African cave spider.

The movement of the abdomen is so erotic!

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

What's funny is tribes in the amazon make gloves out of them to initiate kids into manhood. You have to endure dozens if not hundreds of stings on like 20-40 different occasions before anyone will call you a man.

Slightly unrelated

Why the fuck is he holding it bare handed
Why the fuck is he letting it bite it
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NOT CARE

*Metal Slug - Final attack

Ask /k/ how to make homemade dragon's breath or napalm shotgun shells.

Or buy one of those new commercial flamethrowers.

>yfw the future will be starship troopers except on earth
I'M FROM BUENO AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

Was literally just about to post this

The Sateré-Mawé people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[18] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into gloves made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the gloves onto his hands. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.

What a weird evolutionary turn

underrated post

because their jaws aren't strong enough to cut through skin

>spider
>insect

But yeah, spiders are bros. They just chill in a corner and get rid of pests.

Because that isn't blood.

>is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes
> and he may shake uncontrollably for days
the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times
What
The
Fuck

Their nests look like dicks.

A langosta did this to me when
I was 4 years old, didn't ununderstand what the fuck was going on.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

That's some gom jabbar shit.

to show you that they are gonna fuck your shit

youtube.com/watch?v=kjN_VFQZ8dg

HOW CAN BUG FAGS EVEN COMPETE

>the bubble reaches temperatures of over 5000k
and here I was thinking all those pokemon descriptions were full of bullshit

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That's not his blood retard, it's the insects spit.

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>inb4 someone posts that webm of the mantis eating a bee's face while it is still alive
I'M OUTTA HERE

I'm sorry that I know the difference between arachnids and insects. I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.

What a gross little bastard. Sure, it's fine if you see it biting you, because it's only capable of a pinch and you're seeing it coming, but if one of those fuckers were to bite you while you were unaware of it? Eugh.

>when they all fly towards the camera

Damn, dragonflies are based.

What am i looking at?

not really answering the questions here m80

>inb4 webm of Giant centipede eating gecko alive.

>Company views on tattoos out of date
I've never met someone with a tattoo who wasn't a fucking idiot. This is some pandering feel good shit.

Testices

mãe de Deus

Taking insect "requests" if you know what I mean.

close up of a camel spider

HE

God help us if they' become Japanese, bee birthrates are low enough as they are

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You should watch some of the videos of people who go down there and take the rite. It fucks you up bad. People go delirious from the pain. You can die from it if you're not careful. And they only ever do it once.

>this fucker comes up and slaps your cornfield what do?

Once i posted like 150 insect images in trash.
My life is loss

guess it's to to start the EDF for you europoors

I believe its actually a type of scorpion called a whip scorpion

I want a biologist to explain to me how in the flying fuck something so absurdly specialized came out of evolution when big meaty claws work just fine.

>Ambidextrous hand grenade
What? Last thing I heard about grenade development was some scalable grenade you can plug more explosive onto.

>me nan
"My nanny/grandma"

It is, and it's harmless, his sting throws a vinegar like substance.

>spiders are bros. They just chill in a corner
Fuck you for that, I'm not the other guy, but you're a liar, spiders are garbage and should be wiped from the face of the earth.
>I'm sorry that I know the difference between arachnids and insects
Wow, this brings you pride? Guess you gotta take what you can get.

This has got to be the first time the BBC was concerned about invading Asians.

that's easy when nature hates everything and everyone

Dragonflies

Getting shot isn't as bad as people think it is either, most people don't even know they've been shot until they see the wound. Getting stabbed is much worse, especially if it's a serrated blade.

>he doesn't like chestnut honey
Pleb

>wasp gently lands on a fencepost
>400 ton mech dropped on it from half a kilometer up

i can accept this

"Just fine" isn't "better than everyone else." Nature is a constant arms race. Just because you've got a musket doesn't mean you don't need a howitzer.

HD insect fightan game WHEN?

If spiders didn't exist your house would be filled with flies.

>living in britland

Ah fuck man I'm not good with this biology insect shit, all I know is that bees and spiders despite being spooky have positive aspects to them and spiders are very helpful in house as long as you make sure its only 1 or 2 at most and that they're both male in case of 2.

Never had the spiders come out closer than wall near the room corners, so I don't mind him. And I don't see insects in my house either so I think he's doing the job just fine.

>A wasp is detected in a school playground.
>Entire area levelled with bombing runs and one guy strapping sentry guns to a helicopter.
>Tear rolls down the ol queens eye.
>*Chant of EDF shakes the very continental plate*

Why not?
youtube.com/watch?v=tLbUOFnagww

>Wow, this brings you pride? Guess you gotta take what you can get.

Nah I was being sarcastic. I thought the guy was butthurt was me pointing out spiders aren't insects or something. And you don't like spiders? This is a spider board, you six legged motherfucker so get caught up in a web and get your fluids sucked out

>he doesn't know that an invasive species can completely completely destroy an eco system
>let alone if that invasive species is fucking killer hornets
enjoy your killer spiders and invicible emus you aussie fuck

Somebody knows how the little gray spiders that jump and hunt flies are actually called?

>what is Raid

Nature is no different from military R&D. If a club worked just fine we wouldn't have guns now.

wolf spiders?

I main stinky bug!

I give him some corn from my hand in order to it bring me shiny shit.

Hornet's are really easy to kill because they're dumb, but god damn are they resilient, I beat the shit out of one that somehow got in my with a really long stick.

dem endoskeletons man

t.Spider

I got bit by one of these in Costa Rica at a field station.
Hurt for a second, dull burning for hours.
Honestly wasn't that bad.

UK isn't Europe thou. So, fuck off, yeah?

What do fucking hornets even do but be cunts to literally everything?

It's a part of Europe, you idiot.

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Somebody posted that in a thread yesterday and it was the first time I'd seen it

I'm glad we're on the same wavelength

They're similar to pic related, and small as a fly.

can I get links to previous threads senpaitachi

this is a post

>not getting free medical care, insane bennies and mild climate that isn't like pic related extremes

HOW CAN THE WORLD EVER COMPETE?

>buying insect spray rather than letting the food cycle sort out your problem.

Enjoy wasting money when a spider would get rid of your problem for free.

it's fake

> American education