Who is more handsome?

can't they just dp me and call it a day

also that lip scar is real kissable

Venom is a 10/10

He'd also just shoot Geralt in a fight

Obviously in order to figure out who is more handsome, we must see them shirtless in a comparative fashion.
chop chop.

Im gonna ask here cause I dont want to make a thread, dont see related.

Any of you play MGS5 FOBs? I just got enough Konami Koins to get a 3rd FOB, wondering which territory waters I should get.

Anna please

Venom could get it anytime anywhere tbqh familia

Geralt would probably win in a fight tho

Think again. Look at this sexy fucker.

Each territory pulls out a different quantity of each resource. Go trying to compensate for what resource you're finding yourself lacking time to time. Myself I churn out so much Precious Metal that I just use it to get dirty GMP fast these days, which that I could gotten a fuel/metal/biomats FOB.

pls just post porn of the two

>You will never be CQC'd by him

imagine how rough and masculine his skin would smell when he's pressing his bicep against your neck from behind

>

>can smell his musk as he holds you closely to him

Calm down, Ocelot.

>john breathing against your neck and talking low in your ear
>he smells deep and musky and just a little like sweat when he's that close
>feeling his leather sneaking suit pressed up against your back

i need this in my life

>Geralt is super mutant with magical power
>Snek kill super mutant with magical power for living

>Venom
>John

He does it with guns for the most part. A super mutant can probably win an unarmed duel, but Geralt's fucked as soon as a gun shows up.

am I not allowed to fantasize about both
user posted a gif and I got distracted

Geralt's too tanned and handsome for someone who should look like an anemic alien

>Witcher 1 Geralt
God he's so fucking ugly

>handsome
Venom
>Fight
Venom
especially if the fight is fair, hand to hand only, or even knife vs sword, i give it to Venom completely.

don't you dare forget pre enchanced edition witcher 2 geralt

Post him

I better not get banned for this

Christ almighty

I take it back
delete this

>who is more handsome

L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N

Venom/BB is the most handsome man in vidya.

>he is no longer Kojima's husbando
>we're stuck with Norman Reedus
>not even qt early TWD/Boondock Saints Reedus
Life is suffering.

That's not pre-enhanced edition. That's pre-release. the ychanged the model before The Witcher 2 came out.

big boss will win every time but honestly ocelot and kaz are incredibly handsome too

say what you will about tpp but they went all out on making the men attractive

This, was about to post that.

Geralt no contest. Big Boss is average at best.

>2015
Fix that. That's the pre-downgrade Geralt.

Also why can't anemic aliens tan?

He looks ugly.

quit shaving him you double nigger

Snake
>virgin
>no gf
>cucked in every game

Geralt
>sex machine
>literal sex icon
>always gets the bitches

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>shaving
wrong

...

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Geralt's white hair and more cartoony scar don't do it for me. Venom wins the hunk award.

in truth i'd fuck the living shit out of both of them

The more I see of Geralt the more I'm convinced Venom is sexier.

that's because this potato that's somehow alive without medical assistance keeps shaving him like a gigantic faggot

No vidya character in this world is as smug as geralt

prove me wrong

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Sorry boys, your ruggedly handsome king has arrived.

>Geralt and Venom will never spitroast you
What's the point in going on?

Can't.

Venom is an ugly.

Oh yeah like grey hair doesn't disqualify you either

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get out

>Ocelot

needs more long bullets slamming into well-greased chambers

Virgin Snake lover detected.

why is he always so smug?

Snake
>girls are paid to talk to him over the phone because nobody else would
>no friends
>his sensei betrays him

Geralt
>super popular, even kids know about him
>bitches left and right
>his sensei and him are bros for lyfe

Beard or bust

i wouldn't kick you out of bed, but you're no longer the hottest guy in your series

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>susdenly remembering stupid Ocelot=Kaz theory
>Ocelot looks like Kaz who is impersonated by Liquid well enough to fool Solid, who is his twin, and also the genetic clone of Big Boss
>Ocelot must look like Big Boss

Reminds me of Papa Nier

yeah i like snake in that case since i can better identify with him lol

Big Medic for both questions. He has guns and is a master sneak.

here we go, this is a thread i can get behind (with my dick)

Venom is 10/10 hands down totemo handsome

t. thirsty fujo

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>i give it to Venom completely.

I'll bet you do.

Lore wise Snake would be more handsome. In Witcher lore, Geralt is pretty damn ugly. Think of the Witcher 1 which got his appearance similar to the book description.

Obviously snake would beat Geralt because guns > swords.

Fuck off with Generic McBoring.

It's pieces of bone from Paz's body IIRC

>the most unremarkable man in vidya
>more handsome than snake

>Guns
>No Guns
>Expert in CQC
>Knows CQB at best
wew I wonder

You're a fucking pussy if you DON'T have a 3 inch shard of shrapnel lodged in your skull.

The "horn" is shrapnel. There were pieces of bone and teeth lodged in his chest, though.

If snake had guns he'd win.

All other circumstances Geralt would probably win if you don't count plot armor that snakes always have. Don't forget that Geralt has signs also, and get his hands on a sword and Snake is turbo fucked.

i prefer venom to bb. venom seems like he'd be kinder in a way.

Venom just looks really sad and broken all the time, it makes him extremely moe. Plus his face is way less saggier than Bossu's.

you think Big John is saggy?

to me they are equally attractive
venom is very moe, but I prefer John in personality

snake
snake

geralt has a hank hill ass and spins around like a sissy ballet dancer hoping to hit someone

Venom has that voice as well.

Venom is rugged as fuck, that's why he's handsome. Scars are hot.

well, snake is kiefer sutherland, and geralt is mads mikkelsen.

So, Geralt

Sebastian from The Evil Within had a seriously good face. He was handsome yet gritty in a 1920s era detective sort of way. Plus his outfit was old fashioned but looked sick. Fit perfectly with the aesthetic of the game

I mean look at him. I wouldn't fight that. Even if snake does have superior CQC and Gerald is a super human in a one on one fight Sebastian would kill an average man 9/10 times

Am I weird if I find Kiefer more attractive? Especially in his prime, he was probably one of the most aesthetic men in the world.

sword geralt vs venom would be like this

>swing sword, should be an easy kill
>blocked by metal arm
>CQCd so hard his face scar switches sides again

It's the eye, really. It's soft and pained beneath the scarred and gruff exterior. All the scars are in service to his eye.

when i was a kid i crushed hardcore on Kiefer as David on Lost Boys, god damn.

I loved TW3 but one thing that pissed me off a little is that Geralt looks WAY too good. He's supposed to be a witcher, a mutant. In the books he's fuckin spooky and not very attractive supposedly.

Thats the point. He's a witcher, not a model.

CDPR said fuck the canon with the very first scene of TW1.

he's great too, loved his style

but muh silver fox

He's kind to you if you're not Quiet

How has Bigby not been officially posted ITT yet?

Liquid is more handsome and masculine than both of them combined. Fuck the haters.

i need more games with rough, scruffy older men in them. i need to fuel my daddy issues further please

Both look like fairly "perfect" masculine ideals. But Geralt looks kind of too perfect, like almost "pretty handsome" mode.

Venom is a more realistic masculine, he has scars, wrinkles, and more character.

Id say Venom would probably be more attractive to more women and men though.

same here, bro. same here.

>Snake
>Manages to survive multiple facial scars and a shrapnel horn and still look good.
>Hair in a sensible yet short ponytail
>Sometimes wears bandana and mullet for that Rambo look (the height of 80s fashion) probably likes to watch action movies while you cuddle on the couch
>Bitchin' leather jacket
>Has managed to win the lust of highly skilled operators/Russian cowboys despite his undiagnosed autism.

>Geralt
>White hair like some weeaboo faggot
>Carries two swords but doesn't even have the skill to just dual wield
>Dresses like an old man at a renfair
>Forty belts
>Has cat contact lenses, confirmed furry.

Also Snake has guns but Geralt just pirouettes with a sword. It's no contest in both fields.

>european nig

Big Boss is autistic. Venom is emotional and empathetic as fuck, there's no way he shares the disorder.

i really like when geralt threatens people. reminds me of a lot of john marston's dialogue. on that note, marston is hot as fuck as well.

Witcher protag is a straight up Mary Sue so I guess him.

Big Boss cucks the ladies you dumb fuck.

That's also funny considering when Yen fucked other dudes.

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Thanks to this thread I'm again having flashbacks how a handsome man had to die so an aging bishie can get a cool weapon.

I know this isn't the thread, but didn't someone say that being "good" in MGSV reduce the size of the horn? Doesn't this imply it's being driven deeper into his brain?

i just have a folder of these old grizzled men at this point. i'd let all of them raw me too.

Does Venom have the hardest life in vidya?

i'm so sad a whiny little pissant was the only progeny from such a rugged icon of the old west. why you gotta do me like this, rockstar?

They're both good looking men but Geralt is a little more handsome.

I liked Jack.

>Geralt
>Near mary sue
>Most fucking cringy backstory
>Yen is a bitch

>Venom
>Makes mistakes but good guy
>Realistic back story
>Quiet is quiet and sacrifices herself and Ocelot is best boy

The answer is obvious

Doing things that are "evil" like killing adds points to a hidden statistic. Doing things considered "good" lowers it. The more points the longer the horn grows. When it gets high enough Big Medic will be permanently stained with blood until you start losing points.

to each their own, user. i just like my men with a bit more seasoning.

We didn't see enough of him to be honest. When they make the sequel I honestly think Jack should be the protagonist. His arc was interesting but he's instantly hated because he took the screentime from John.

He did at least avenge his father's death in a duel, I mean that's pretty badass right?

>slavcucks hyping their shitty character

Venom, no contest

if the sequel is actually a sequel and not a prequel meme, then i hope it's quite a few years in the future. fucking age and weather him, please.

Eli is the biggest bitch in the MGS series.

>That's also funny considering when Yen fucked other dudes.
Like Geralt gave a fuck. He was drowning in sex cards.

The handsomeness of one of them is not real.

The real handsome wins

And yet his life was still empty. Venom/Big Boss drowned his emptiness in battle, Geralt drowned it in sex.

Venom is a mentally deficient retard who is a wannabe Big Boss and even knows this.

He never gets laid.

He talks like a fuckwad.

He gets cucked by a 12 year old Liquid.

Honestly my little sister could beat his bitch ass.

What a shit character

Venom drowned his emptiness in pretending he was someone he wasn't LMAO what a fag, why don't you play pretend you're someone who shouldn't kill themself

>people hating on either character
can we just agree that we love them simply for being so fapworthy?

Venom didn't choose to be Big Boss, and even as a silent retard pretending to be someone else he could still kick Geralt's ass.

>b-but I wanted to play as muh real bigboss! I wanted to go NUCLEAAAAR!
also learn what cucked means, you sound like a memespouting child

The three Snakes, I guess, each one in its own sense.

For me, Solid had it harder.

Goddamn, I thought I was the only one who found edgy Rafe hot

Guessing you didn't beat the game or you're just flat out lying to yourself(just like your pussy hero from a shit game)

What game? V or Wild Hunt? I've beaten both.

Venom Snake wins in both.

>Who is more handsome?
Blue eyes are much more attractive than yellow mutant eyes.

>Who would win in a fight?
Snake has guns, CQC and is a master of stealth.
Geralt has two swords and is a master of dancing around like huge fag occasionally slashing.

>b-but my mentally deficient protag is b-b-better now

LMAO what a queer

i would have been super okay if he survived the game ;_; to live to torment Nathan another day

I would agree except that I keep remembering that scene with Quiet being tortured and Venom just standing in the background like an awkward beta.

Is that why Venom stayed silent for most of the game?

Oh yeas! I would take Rafe over token character surviving every day

I don't blame you for not completing V, it's totally not even worth it.

But at the end Venom sees himself in the mirror and realizes that he is not the person he's been pretending to be and accepts that he is totally unnecessary as a human being and that the best he has to hope for is to pretend to be someone he isn't and even die for the lie he's been living for however long.

>emotionality can only be conveyed through dialogue
You might be autistic as well, friend.

I'VE
BEATEN
V

>one dies to just a few arrow volleys

my money is on Gun Boss.

>Not Sam Drake

>he thinks standing silently in the background conveys emotions without dialogue.
The only thing you're conveying is that you're autistic.

>receding hairline
>anywhere near hot

Have a receding hair reaction image

what men find attractive is really far from what women find attractive. Both of these characters are ugly to women

i don;t mind him either, but c'mon...Rafe was god-tier husbando

>Japanese
>master at creating good looking masculine characters

Fucking kek, stop pulling shit out of your ass. Japanese suck at good masculine men. That's why all men in Japanese games and cartoons look exactly like the women.

>The witcher 3 is better game than MGSV

On what basis? MGSV is far more fun to actually play.

Imagine how autistic someone has to be to worship the autistic faggot who worships and pretends to be another autistic nerd. Venom might just be the worst written character in all of video games, unless you legit have some mental disorder in which case he is the perfect representation.

lol if you actually think that

MGSV wasn't even better than its own demo, don't kid yourself.

>venom
>ugly to women

Funnily enough, both MGSV and Witcher 3 absolutely shit themselves in the second half.

>GZ is better than V meme

Looks: Jensen>Geralt>Venom

In a fight: Jensen>Venom>Geralt

Win in a fight? Depends. Does Venom get all his toys? If not, surely Geralt would win. But for all we know Big Boss can just sneak up ad strangle him from behind and win instantly

Is this some clever bait to identify femanons?

Close Quarters? Geralt would destroy him. He is a superhuman, and not like the faggot superhumans in MGS and Geralt slays more puss.

His partner was adorable, too.

user, they know what a masculine man looks like, it's just that majority of their paying audience prefers feminine ones.
I would recommend you to look into bara, but be vary that it's mostly intended for gay men.

>jensen in looks
He's a poor-man's Keanu Reeves, who isn't even that handsome in the first place

>senator Armstrong
>faggot

Pick one

>geralt tries to swing his sword
>gets CQC'd by superior american training and modern technique

Geralt would never recover

Your definition of masculine is wrong. Beautiful men are masculine because beauty is inherent and exclusive to men. Beefcakes are less masculine because real men have the sense to forego excessive muscles for the sake of elegance, which is again exclusive to males.

>Geralt slays more puss
That means he loses. Straight guys are disgusting and generally pretty dumb.

t. pucci boy virgin

gayest shit ive ever read
what a faggot

Geralt with signs alone is BOSS LEVEL TIER for Venom. How can Venom compete against Aard or even Ignis? If Geralt can deflect arrows with his magic ass sword, then deflecting bullets would be second nature to him.

bullets generally go faster than arrows

Lies.

Women have mature grizzled husbandos, gays tend to have pretty boy think husbandos.

>quite a few years in the future
The last game was at the ass end of the industrial revolution. It'd be the 20s or 30s by then, which would be a bit hard for a western, but on the other hand a pretty interesting idea

Geralt struggled to defect two arrows at the same time. He can't dodge bullets nor as he ever shown the speed to do so.

I've never been a fan of mgs mainly cause I never played them but I never noticed the dude had a piece of metal in his head.

Based homos have best taste.

stop replying to yourself, nobody is impressed

i'm sorry, when i fuck a dude i like to know it's a dude and not a little boy. go be a pedo somewhere else faggot

>not being able to tell twinks from kids
That would make you the pedo, actually.

t. disgusting roastie

the funny thing is i can easily tell the difference. as such, i choose to not fuck twinks. you on the other hand...
3/10 made me reply

venom snake is for _______

>thread getting polluted with twink shit
welp, was good for a while

My ass and your face

Fultoning

>Venom
>realistic backstory

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He can't appreciate both grizzled manly man and girly little twinks
s m h t b h f a m

He was a medic who sacrificed himself for his superior officer. The body double shit is a bit out of the park but not weird for Metal Gear. Decoy Octopus was there way back in MGS1. Geralt's 'I had to go through a dangerous trial and then an extra dangerous trial and only I survived...' bullshit is stupid as fuck.

i want faggots and pedos to leave

>Backstory involves him being a combat medic for a Private Military Contractor

>Story involves him being surviving en explosion to the face, and being transformed via surgery and pseudo hypnotism into a body double of his former boss, and all the shenanigans we know

He wasn't wrong, you know

>roasty so devastated that men are objectively more beautiful than disgusting ass hags that she resorts to shitposting

As a faggot and a big fan of cock I have to ask. Why is gay porn so disgusting? Unwashed bald ugly looking men who don't even look like they're enjoying sex

Gay porn is so bad it makes me question if I am a gay or not. But then I see stuff like Venom Snake, Dante from DMC4 and I realize again how good cock is.

you're just not into 3d then, so just stick with fictional characters.

I have a BF though who does arouse me. But majority of live gay porn is too manly for me or something. Kinda goofy looking

Because they're usually low effort productions with poorly skilled directors and desperate actors that don't belong naked in front of a camera. There are a few gems, but gay porn really has a long way to go.

i can field this one. for the most part gay porn is made with brand new actors. the new guys almost always get funneled into making gay porn before they make straight shit. gay for pay only goes so far

then just focus on what you like, stop over-analyzing things. like a faggot.

Nah, manly is fine, it's probably just that alot of dudes in gay porn are fuckin gross looking really. I know my types (slightly chubby nerd, metalhead, twink) and the problem is just the dudes they get for it.

That explains a lot then.

Yeah. Manly is totally fine. Since Venom is hot while being realistic looking. What they put into gay porn is bottom of the barrel

is that... your example of what a gem is?

jesus christ.

Gay porn is really bad.

Yeah pretty much.
>not having a metalhead bf to shred, play vidya, and fuck with
Why even live?

>not liking cute punk boys
Alternadudes is one of the better gay porn sites.

That doesn't answer my question. Is that ugly pic you posted your idea of what is good gay porn?

Your taste is questionable. But you do you, I guess.

>barafags still starting shit
Give it a rest for once. Why are the lot of you so insanely insecure? It's starting to look like my theory that you're all actually western women is correct.

>barafags

>come into a handsome thread
>start posting your ugly "alternative" "qt" "punks" and twinks
>WHY ARE YOU BARAFAGS SO INSECURE!!!
yikes.

Sorry, I know you guys don't get actual threads for your shitty tastes so you have to barge into these ones, but man...that's sad.

>this low tier projection
Guess that user was right. For future reference, women aren't welcome in gay threads.

imagine being so angry at the world because you like borderline male jailb8 that you decide to shit up a thread for actual masculine characters. this thread was great until you faggots showed up.
there's no laws against starting a thread for your awful preferences though the janitors may look down on such faggotry and end up pruning it rightfully

You are embarrassing. I like that the worse thing you can comeback with is calling me a woman. Especially when you're posting these hideous things that are hardly men.

read

Big Boss wins everything

This. Can't even have a homo threads without roasties like making it about themselves and their insecurities.

sure i'm a woman. funny how i have a taste for what an actual man is and not a little boy. but please, project your freudian self hatred all over the thread some more. i'll just be over here enjoying life and not hating myself for being a barely closeted pedo ____:^)____

>that samefag
I like that you can't counter the fact you twink/meth-head looking fuckers can't make your own thread or even sustain one so you guys just shitpost in these.
It's true, and you know this. Happens every time.

>these horribly passive aggressive and insecure posts
>i'm just enjoying life :^)
Sure you are.

>furious and unstable barafag samefags and floods the thread to let everyone know how upset they are without even responding to anyone in particular
>accuses everyone who calls her out of doing the same
Jesus Christ.

>her

>getting this upset that people like thin dudes instead of fat losers
Everything bad anyone ever said about barafags is proving to be absolutely true.

Mods pls nuke this thread

For me Raiden had it the hardest

Can you faggots just get along for one thread? If you don't like something, ignore it. You don't have to shit up the thread by complaining about it.

Anyone who acts that way is either a woman or an utter failure of a man that deserves to be called one.

This. Can't be salvaged now that those faggots are in the thread, always piggybacking rather than doing their own.

Barascum has to be asked to chill out literally every thread but they never ever learn.

i like how all the twinkfags came out right around morning/mid day for europe. what, ahmed isn't reaming you hard enough? don't you have a suicide bombing to be a victim of somewhere?

Why does the game not look this good on my PC?

>faggots
>ever not being catty bitches
I've just learned to accept it at this point

You trying to question my masculinity isn't going to work when you're there posting these helix-studio rejects and scene kids.

>pretending I'm not referring to you as the problem
that needs to be nuked

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>you
I haven't posted anything. Anyone who doesn't have their head up their ass can see you're acting like a diva. And all because somebody has taste that differs from yours. Get a fucking grip already and stop ruining threads to soothe your own damaged ego.

Both of you are fucking obnoxious. Quit antagonizing each other and ruining every thread. If you see something you don't like, hide it. You don't need to tell everyone you don't like it, no one cares.

>i haven't posted anything
>it's a reply to your fucking comment
what?

but that's a ps4 screenshot

Hey guys
What's going on in this thread?

>Both of you
It's one obnoxious barafag and about a dozen people telling them to fuck off for not understanding that they shouldn't get worked up over people have a difference in taste. Granted they still shouldn't be responding, but neither should you or even I because we all already know this person is fucking insane and will never stop getting upset while trying to force their opinions down everybody else's throats.

>twinkfags accusing barafags of being women
what am i reading?

Geralt us the more beautiful one to me. That wolfish face really gets me. As for fighting. Well, I'd like to think that the magic Legendary Grandmaster Wolf Armor that I spent so long grinding for would be at least somewhat bullet resistant, considering all the otherworldy materials required as well as its tempering/reforging, etc. That, combined with his Quen and Yrden should at least allow Geralt to close the distance between him and Venom. Now, up close could go all kinds of directions. Geralt is a superhuman with incredible reflexes, a century of finely honed techniques, bolstered by his hightened senses and magic signs. Capable of cutting fully armored opponents and monsters into bloody pieces. Venom is the best of the best, the peak of human potential in terms of strength, speed, and endurance. That, combined with his legendary hand to hand skills, taught to him directly by Big Boss, as well as hypnotically ingrained into his subconscious, we're looking at someone who very well might be the perfect soldier. If Venom could disarm Geralt(he may have to do it twice), he would most definitely win, however if Geralt could maintain a sword distance via his elegant and agile fighting style, mixed clever uses of signs, Geralt could very well land a lethal strike on Venom.
Either way, it would be incredibly interesting to watch.

>Barafag literally can't comprehend that multiple people want them to shut the fuck up and stop sperging out over people liking things they don't like

>one barafag
Hilarious

k, I'm really sorry to the many of you that were so hurt about the comment regarding those ugly gay porn stars.

So handsome

>gems

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Pretty nice, what character is this?

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>that faded scar

Vito Scaletta, protag of Mafia II

Archie a cute

Thanks, very nice choice.

What size is that Animatron? Looks really small, ha ha

Give me 100 crowns and ill take care of that botchling problem for you.

It literally takes fucking MISSILES to kill venom in metal gear. Venom has 80's villian levels of stupid survivability, he wins automatically against anyone who isn't solid fucking snake.

Is that an aborted fetus?

Not really a fan of these games but gotta admit, he's hot.

I know it's a different dev but

>Soap wasn't and probably won't be featured in any other game, even as a lousy easter egg

Kill me now

That's one handsome face

this is feeling like a /y/ thread, the bad fanart and bitchiness

ALL THESE FUCKING SHAVED GERALT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No beard Geralt is a fucking crime

God damn, yeah that's a shame.

I know right? But different strokes for different folks.

they're still wrong, though

Outta the way you unaugmented pieces of shit.

Snake's bionic arm is better than any aug in the Deus Ex series.

>Better than the PEPS Arm

wew lad

Rico is cute! CUTE!

What the hell am i looking at.

Max Payne is pretty hot desu

Rico is Tasty

>we will never have another homolust MGS game
fuck you konami

Yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=kpX-vjqE3aw

i love rico so much. i need him in every fucking hole 5 minutes ago.

goodness, user!

This thread is gay.

Ain't it great?

kek

ty for bump

>Solid had it harder
>Solid
>Harder

I see what you did there.

>Like Geralt gave a fuck
user..

Boss isn't as /aesthetic/

UMAAAAAA

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>tumblr

Wow you couldnt be more wrong.

There was a huge outcry over venoms actor not having the same face or even a good looking face among female players.

And ive seen enough gay porn of both to know women love them.

Doesn't the shrapnel disqualify one?

Just because they don't doesn't mean they can't. Nips just want beta faggots to self insert to more often

>ywn grope the Russian cowboy stay at home dad
why live

I NEVER FUCKING KNEW YOU COULD DO THIS SHIT.

I've been hunted by far worse than you two!

>Been hunted by far worse than you.
>Him and Ordo will NEVER EVER be romance options.

Venom, no contest.

MGS 3 Snake was so nice. Then it all went to hell.

Implying venom isn't the best character model ever created

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sam was better

this nigger gets it

stop posting googly eyes

How do I get a body like Henry? I hate being a scrawny dude.

You go to the gym.

Why is he so perfect, Cred Forums?

they look the same tho

the only difference is geralt having a more slavshit nose

Big Boss wins in looks
Geralt would win in a fight

>widow's peak
>wrinkles on forehead, above nose and above mouth
>huge dark circles under eyes
>huge nasal bone and nose tip
>thin lips
>weird eyes
>pale as fuck
>fucking edgy sunglasses aug
>edgy little 'cuts' on his beard and eyebrow
>meme beard style

adam looks hot af in this pic and this pic only

How do I achieve Venom looks?

We already know who looks and fights better.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ob-YGGkQH10

Start with the Greeks

he looks fucking dumb

You can still appreciate how handsome he is. The shrapnel (or bone, whatever it is) doesn't stop him from being a handsome guy.

An ugly person with the same wounds would look considerably worse than Venom.

You look fucking dumb.

dis thread bretty gay lads

He went from looking like a pre-op tranny to a fucking alpha male.

Those testosterone injections really worked a treat.

Soz m8 but Decoy Octopus was just an unstable method actor that used semi-realistic methods: masks, prosthetics, blood transfusions etc to get in character. Absurd, but possible.

Venom Snake received 100% accurate plastic surgery with no recovery time, had memories implanted in his sleep (????) and magically had the same voice. Not even the guy that showered with both Bosses thought to himself "Snake's body looks different nowadays... he looks like Steve with Snake's face... last time I saw Steve he'd taken shrapnel to the head and Boss was fine... WAIT A MINUTE" because fuck you writing is hard.

Geralt because he didn't need extensive facial surgery to look good.

at least i have a good backstory

Ocelot in TPP looks too "ratty" because of Troy Baker's fucking mocapped face. He's not ugly, his eyes are just too beady.

Miller is way more attractive, even with his spooky dooky eyes. I'm still mad as fuck that was never explained.

Miller had the best look when you saved him in the beginning.

>Used to be perfectly straight
>Then I played MGS3

These two posts are truth.

His cleaned up look isn't as good.

>Big Boss
>Scar over eye, not blinded
>No scar over eye, blinded

Magical eye protection. Or nanomachines.

Speaking of Miller, was it Kojima's idea to have him and Venom talk so close to eachother? It was weird.