Cinemassacre Playing Dead Rising

This is fucking painful to watch

youtube.com/watch?v=juddeXUtlgQ

There was a solid half hour of Mike bitching about everything

Holy fuck Mike is terrible lmaoooooo

really? one of you samefagged after less than five minutes?

>skipping the cut scenes

Mike is the actual equivalent to the kid that skips all the cutscenes then doesn't know what to do.

>its a mike talks over james episode

he died to carlito and had to go back to the beginning

This stream has been nothing but them bitching about the game desu

>Skip all the cut scenes
>WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS GAME?
>WHY DON'T THEY EXPLAIN ANYTHING?
>WHY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS?

Mike is pretty fucking stupid.

DR does have some flaws though.

Ten inch dick

>You gotta save everyone
>the point of the game is to just take pictures and save survivors

Holy shit his fat fuck friend doesnt have any idea how to explain this game to someone

BROWN BRICKS

Mine crap

good, dead rising is a shit-tier series

>no James

Christ, learn to take a picture.

Anyone have the video Mike did ""reviewing"" Elmo?

Holy fuck their photography skills are atrocious

>it's a big dick mike thread on Cred Forums episode

He skips the cutscenes because if he wants to watch a movie, he'll just go watch a movie
he keeps saying that

This is painful. Who the fuck wants to watch these guys figure a game out?

I was going to, but now not even sure. This is some atrocious levels of inability to play a game.

Someone teach them how to triple-book a mini chainsaw

Why has the remaster of DR taken off like this? it seems that a lot of people are playing it, and it seems like a bad game to do a lets play of considering it encourages you to do multiple playthroughs of the story in order to overcome difficult challenges.

Mike is like a lot of e-celebrities like Egoraptor that loves the NES and SNES days because their brains just shutdown when playing any 3D games and they can't grasp the idea of games being any more complex than 2D platformers with a move, jump, and single attack button.

You don't seriously think they're going to get anywhere in the game, right?

>Implying they'll even reach the clown, let alone kill him.

Never even heard about Mike before this thread, is he worse than Erin at playing games?

He's the guy who's behind all the scenes for AVGN. And so far, yes, Mike is worse than Arin at Dead Rising. I think Arin only saved like 5 survivors at the end of his playthrough and he had to take footage from somebody elses playthrough because he couldn't beat the game.

He's worst than everyone, Cinemassacre was James's labor of love, something he used to share his passion with everyone else, and now it became a shitty channel with nothing but gameplays.

I hate that most of the gameplays are not even with James, but of random youtube e-celebs+mike.

>punching the zombies
Holy shit this is terrible

>Keep being killed by random zombies
Just how BAD can they be?

That's every episode.

Why doesn't James do these streams, surely Mike can't be pulling in more names than James.

>its mike and mr nobody try to talk about modern games
>its mike and mr sweaty greasy hair try to play any modern game and fail miserably
no james no buy no view

Cause James has better things to do, plus he doesn't really play video games