ITT: Developers that never made a good game

ITT: Developers that never made a good game.

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Hard to believe any company could suck this bad.

L
J
N

LJN is a publisher, not a developer.

I liked Data East, they were like the Cannon Films or The Asylum of gaming.

Digital Homicide
{spolier]O shit, don't sue me

It's a big dev

This fucking company ran themselves out of business because they were so unwilling to stop promoting the shitty, broken practice of crunch time periods.
And what do they have to show for it? That shitty SpongeBob drawing game, three different games based on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? and whatever the fuck "It's Mr. Pants" is.

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The made Battle for the Bikini Bottom and Titan Quest, they were not that bad.

D E F A M A T I O N !
...wonder how their suit is going? Apparently they can't put any more games on Steam though, and Jim Sterling definitely didn't allude to them losing in his most recent episode, so I'd guess it's going fucking great.

Compile Heart

Did you play all their games to find out?

>Joe & Mac
>not good

ITT: spot the underage

Destroy All Humans, Saints Row, Spongebob BFBB, Tak 2?

Why single out that specific subsidiary when the entirety of Idea Factory is shit in the first place?

Saints Row?
Must have missed that one. Still, looking at the whole list, four good ones don't compensate for the amount of shovelware as well as the fact that they still ran themselves out of business.

(You).

That's not wrong, yeah.

FurYu

kek

Except they did, retard.
Hell they just released a good game this year

And last year

The first company I thought of.

Even Compile Heart has games that cater to an audience.

I'd post Falcom, but Legacy of the Wizard and Faxanadu are good games, so I can't. Everything else they've made has been complete trash though.

>Ys Oath
>Bad

get outta here

>What is Windjammers

unless it's a physics game where you set up new ways to "accidentally" fingerbang middleschool girls I want no part of it

You heard me, Ysfag. Ys is trash.

They made trash, but it was glorious explodey stupid trash.

A bad W/L ratio isn't the same as pure garbage user.

Didn't they make the witch touching game?

or A witch touching game?

The possibility that there might be more than one of these is disturbing.

>The possibility that there might be more than one of these is disturbing.

tumblr pls

See

Hey now. No need to be mean. I'm just so alienated by human contact that even the idea of virtual witch touching simulators as a genre weirds me out.

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Came to post this. They don't make games anyway.

> Be Ninja Theory
> "Beautiful Gaming"
> "Cinematic Experience"
> Sure is! Heavenly Sword lasting 2-3 hours as a clunky ass God of War clone.
> Sure is! Look at your company, writing stories by yourselves.
> Except for the authors you bring in regularly on contract to fix your game's scripts and writing for the entirety of the last console generation.