Favorite game

Favorite game

Darkest secret

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Metroid Prime

I don't have any that aren't just fetishes.

Hitman: Blood Money

I cheated on my girlfriend with my ex and then I left her for the ex. Neither of them had any idea. Now the I'm getting married to the girl I cheated with.

Overwatch

My cousin tried to molest me when I was 5 years old

god hand

in college I got brownout drunk and crashed my car on my way back to my place (solo crash, no one else around, only damaged my car). lied to my parents about how it happened and got a new car out of it. never told anyone the truth and never will except for you

shameless bump

megaman x4

once during thanksgiving afterhour drinking i had a chance of fucking my blacked-out drunk aunt but didn't. she's a thicc brunette, not pretty but certainly not ugly. she thought i was her boyfriend
not even my darkest secret

Hitman BM

Straight up took a friends gf panties and jerked with em. Did the same with a swimsuit I got out of a lost and found. It was definitely a child's. I was a horny teen

>Shadow of the Colossus
I was molested by my older cousin and think it kinda fucked me up sexually

Runescape

I own a Bad Dragon Janine

Dark Souls
Still a kv, close friends think that i had a thing with a girl and i had a bad breakup, but that's a lie. Never had a gf.

Dragon's Dogma: Dark arisen

I want to fuck my mom and have jerked off onto her sleeping

Super Mtroid

I lied about a back injury to my gf for a year straight so she'd always have to be on top

user how the fuck do you jerk off onto your mom and not have her notice or do something about it later wtf

gross. How old was he? Story?

Age of Empires 2
[spoilers]I am closeted bisexual. I also used to crossdress but I stopped only because I am really masculine looking and I could not pull it off.[/spoiler]

I also cannot properly hide spoilers

Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

>Regretting things in 2016

>I am closeted bisexual. I also used to crossdress
Same but those things aren't exactly secrets for me. Most of my friends know.

NieR

I have had a threesome with my two sisters once

Post your bullshit copypasta so I can fap and go to bed.

Get the fuck out of here, Five.

Greentext?

Bayonetta historically
Overwatch recently

I love to crossdress and get treated like a submissive slutty whore but in my normal life I'm super dignified and business-minded. If anyone at all found out then my image would be ruined forever. Even though I can pass for a girl really well because low test, I'm really afraid to dress in public or even post in trap threads. The few times I did I got alot of attention. I sometimes get hit on at night when I'm not even dressed up. Halloween is the only time I feel comfortable enough to go looking for guys. This year i'm going as a witch and looking for hetero-flexibles.

Bloodborne

When I was 12 or so I got it into my head that dogs didn't feel pain so I shot my dog with a BB gun for an hour even though he was clearly scared and in pain and sometimes I get worried I might attack another person [\spoiler]

I refuse to believe this happened

Metroid Prime.

Every time this thread appears I post something like 5 times, with incest stories in hopes that some user will get horny. Incest is my fetish and I just want to make other faggots like me happy by posting lewd shit.

Atone for that shit.

you were retarded

I don't have
a favorite game

I used to do this a bit more subtly with trap shit.

Paper Mario TTYD
I once stuck my dick in a big stuffed penguin. Fortunately, I never came inside of it.[/spoiler{

Killer7

I never followed my dreams

NieR

I fap to Lolis, they are a fetish.

>tfw when I was roughly 11, me and a couple of really shitty people I once called friends threw a stray cat on the train tracks just as a train was speeding in

If I could go back in time and fucking kill myself I would.

Ocarina of Time

I use my cellphone to film up girls skirts in public.

How do you not get caught? That must be the most obvious shit.

Bioshock
I'm into inflation and mpregI really wish I wasn't

Stop. Retard. Get an something at least slightly subtle or go to jail.

Bloodborne

I wish I could pass as trans.

I never understand how people do this shit and don't get caught.

>this derails the thread

Why the fuck is it always animal abuse.
Fuck you fags

i hope you kill yourself right now

>Bioshock
>inflation and mpreg

I don't know why but these two fit perfectly together

BF1942

i don't think videogames can be art

Chrono ...Cross

That's it.

>pass as trans
do you mean pass as the opposite gender?

Fable
Reply to this post or your mom will die tonight

Never stuck my dick in a stuff animal but thats not that bad
no difference between that a jerking it

>How old was he
She was 14
Nice assumptions you fucking asshole

DOOM

i shot the sheriffbut i didn't shoot the deputy

Wolfenstein.

I shot the sheriff's deputy.

You just gotta be clever about it and not a sperg. I mostly do it on stairs and escalators and stuff. Sometimes in a store I'll kneel down to look at something on a low shelf to get a lower angle. It's not hard. I've been doing this for almost 7 years. I really wish I had access to a cellphone in school.

Fucking Fableposters.

Metal Gear Solid 3

From age 12 until I went to college at 18, I would steal clothes from my mother's closet while she was out and masturbate while wearing them. I have never thought of myself as trans, I don't wish to be a girl, I don't feel like a woman trapped in a man's body, I'm straight, and have had a handful of girlfriends over the years. I just get extremely turned on by wearing women's clothing Recently I've been considering ordering some on the internet but I haven't yet worked up the nerve to do so.

...

>Dark souls
>kV
Why does this combination not suprise me?

post some nigga

Work up the nerve to order something online? Dude, just do it. Who's gonna know?

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

My female cousin used me to help her masturbate when I was 6 or 7.

Well, all my friends love DaS and they all have healthy sex lives.
I don't see your point

phantasy star

I failed out of college my last semester

Nope. I've never posted any of my stuff online, it's just for me. I know it's hypocritical, but I find it super creepy and weird when people post that stuff online. Candid forums and all that are kind of sick.

I know. I have issues.

Fuck you, God dammit

>all these fake incest stories

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

A tranny offered to suck my dick and cuddle afterwards. I'm tempted because of the cuddling.

majoras mask
[Spoiler]i only just started using this site[Spoiler]

I wish I was kidding, man. The 6 year old me of course tried to see the tits as well, but she kept pulling back.
I've never actually shared this with anyone.

Metal gear solid 3
I had a lab that died when I was 13. My mom bought another dog right after it died to replace it. It pissed me off and saw it as mom forgetting about and replacing my dog. She brought home this beautiful shibu that I would choke and beat because I hated it and saw it as a reminder that my dog died. It went on for only a few months but I feel like absolute shit, my dog is skiddish and isn't super affectionate like my other dog that I never did this to. It makes me cry just thinking back on it and how she didn't deserve that abuse at all. also infuriates me that my mom let me do it as a kid like it was fucking okay. I would never dream of doing that to an animal again but seeing my dog live on with the mental scars hurt so much

mine was real, fuck off

Morrowind
I overheard My supervisor at a previous job stating "That kid should have just died in the hospital" while referring to me. Something snapped and I haven't recovered.

VtM:B
got a bj from my sister-in-law

>Those spoilers
You didn't need to tell me that, I figured it on my own you are new
Lurk more
Ctrl+S

>I'm tempted
>I am
do it

Resident Evil 4

I faked mental illness in high school and got away with it.

are you certain he was referring to you? that is highly unprofessional and just generally deep shit. it's likely your own mind did most of the damage on this one.

Why were you in the hospital?

Just do it faggot

fuck you, nignog

jesus christ
seek help, not even saying it in a pitiful way

>tfw I have legit incest stories
>never believed

Oh well! I'll tell anyways.
Me and older sister(three years difference) used to ''play naked games'' with each other from age 5 up to 10. Meaning, right before we really understood what the hell we were doing and I guess a little after.
One of these games involved touching tongues with each other, as well as touching tongues on various parts of our bodies(armpit, belly, butthole and vagina were common).
One of my most vivid memories is this one time I had to lie down on my back and close my eyes and she took off her panties and basically sat down on my face. I remember the smell and warmth of her pussy and everything. It's messed me up though and basically all my fetishes are based on stuff we did together.

E-email?

Don't do this too me, Her next heart attack is 99% going to kill her...

what happened? does she know?

Tonka Raceaway

I still regularly lean towards a wall upsidedown and suck my own dick and by the time I jizz in my own mouth I stop being horny and feel disgusted with a mouth full of jizz. I just never learn.

>he can suck his own dick
>he hates it
You're like one of those reluctant superheros

Shiba Inu's aren't the most affectionate breed. Sounds like your mom made a bad, rash decision. I'm sorry user.

You don't have to pull it off. I'm nowhere near passable and I still get my rocks off dressing in lingerie and shit. Some people just do it as a fetish as opposed to a lifestyle, so don't let that stop you if dressing like a pretty girl gets you off.

>

I do the same thing every now and then, but I'm not panzy quitter.

lol shit dog user

Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun

I draw vore/foot/macrophila porn because I'm not good with letters and numbers but I can at least draw competently enough.

Nigger, I am telling the truth. You know these fucking rugs? My head was lying right on that hospital over there and she sat her cunny down on it.

greentext that shit biiiitch

Skies of Arcadia

Here's a short list of my fetishes
All non-anthro/feral anything: both mpreg and fpreg, oviposition, unbirthing, and transformation
any hint of anthro/human-like involvement immediately turns me off

Any vanilla stuff you can share?

God Eater 2

I work as a professional wrestler. I'm famous enough for internet smarks to know who I am but not famous enough for casual WWE fans to know who I am.

slither.io/

Devil May Cry

I use multiple levels of irony to get anons talking about vidya girl feet.

Ninja Gaiden Black
I cut myself while jacking off guro and the sound of people screaming/crying

Fucking kill yourself Brennan

Is it as fake as they say it is?

Very certain.
My name was brought up prior, and you're right about the last part. But there were some events leading up to that particular comment. More passive aggressive petty shit that has me thinking otherwise.
I had been dealing with a lot of shit up until that point, like talking a friend out of suicide and recovering from a car accident. It was also during finals week during my time in university.
Therapy didn't really help.
I'm less bitter about it.
I see it as a life lesson more than anything, but fuck if I'll ever recover my work ethic.

Care to share?

nigga that's metal as fuck

Your most hated game


That one thing you hate

Super Smash Bros. Melee

I regularly have sexual fantasies about pretty much any attractive woman I have ever met in my life. Apparently this sort of thing is really frowned upon. Nonetheless, this includes several married women I know, including a few of my sister-in-laws, a bunch of taken women, and even a few of my own attractive female cousins.

I would probably have sex with all of them if given the chance.

That feel when so lonely anything will do.

>could look cute and soft if I shaved all my body hair
>not too manly except for jaw and vainy hands
>like dicks
>100% committed to a woman, pretty sure I'd kill myself without her

fug

That's totally normal.

Paladins
I'm a compulsive liar.

DmC

myself

Uh, no? It has fuck-all to do with desperation, I would fuck the shit out of them because I consider them physically attractive. My standards are high enough (wouldn't ever fuck anyone beneath a 7, honestly).

I've had sex with other people but I still fantasize about people that I shouldn't. It's lust, you fucking moron.

Hmm, not gonna lie, I love qt fembois. Email?

It's not even that, you can tell that when I go to pet get she winces like she's not sure if I'm going to hit her or pet her. It's been like six years since I abused her but she still shows signs of an abused dog. It hurts so much knowing that I caused what it going to be a life long problem for her because of being a stupid, angry kid. I've literally ruined the quality of life of my dog for the rest of her life. She was so happy to come into our home as a puppy and I fucking ruined that for her and broke her happiness. You can't even pet her without her being uncomfortable. I have done many horrible things but it makes me want to blow my brains out. It's not that I did it, it's that my dog's life is ruined because of me.

>Sullying the town rug with your bullshit
If this weren't an anonymous lebanese glass-blowing forum, I would find you and I would kill you.

Sounds like you need to win her trust back. Sure, it'll still be there somewhat, but at least trying to remedy the situation will help.

Link to the Past

Not really my biggest real-life secret, but as far as this place goes I've been basically everything labeled as "SJW" since I started coming here in 2006. Started using tumblr in 2011. Not everyone wants to take away the guns and let terrorists win.

As far as real life secrets, I almost exclusively jack off to sissyfication hypnosis

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know that feel

I jack off to the thought of fucking them all the time. Sometimes the sexual fantasies can get pretty intense, too.

Generally most of the people I fantasize about are pretty cool with me and seem to like me well enough though. I haven't creeped on anyone yet.

half-life

I blew a dude once. He didn't cum and I didn't like it.

Pmd EoS
I've spent between 200 and 300 dollars on Japanese furshit.

Half Life 2

I got molested by my brother starting at the age of 7 and continuing until I was 18. It's the main reason why I'm such a massive faggot and have such a high libido
I'm currently 18 and we still suck each other off to this day

Jet set radio or new Vegas or something.

I am so fucking depressed. I think about killing myself every moment of every day. I have been this way for over a decade so I don't think its ever going to stop. Jobs, accomplishments, friends, lovers, videogames, drugs, nothing fills the void.

Pokemon Sapphire
paid $100 to fuck two prostitutes that were 6's at best. not terrible but not too proud either

fuck user

is there anything that has ever given you slight fulfillment?

Vigilante 8: Second Offense

I was breast fed until I was 5 and have vivid memories of sucking and playing with fat milky juggs.

what did you do with them?

>Japanese

As long as it's not bara.

Metal Arms Glitch in the System

I have a Giantess Growth fetish that is getting increasingly hard to control. I check practically every outlet daily for new content. At first it was just dailymotion, but then it went to sad panda, Cred Forums, leddit, macrochan, youtube and now even deviantart as I've found half decent stuff there. I even ERP'd on leddit at one point because I was super fucking desperate for new content

To a lesser extent I'm still one of the few people besides the minecraft kiddies that enjoy MUGEN

Just had both of them suck my dick which was kind of cool and had sex too but I made them ride me. Maybe I'm boring but this is the darkest secret I think I have

SSBM

I'm about as big a "SJW" as you'll find on this site. Never been to tumblr. Just really liberal. I try to fight against the onslaught of trumpposting and Cred Forumsposting but in vain I guess. I remember when this site was contrarian-liberal when Bush was president. Oh well.

Revenge of Shinobi

I like to fist my asshole and want to stretch my anus so I can fit two fist.

Metroid Prime series

I make fun of my own fetishes with friends daily, some of which includes insulting everyone with my fetishes. None of them must know.

I got nothing really.

You responding to me. Thank you But no but for real though things like that and videogames are a very temporary high. The crushing sinking feeling comes back in seconds. I think some people like me just have faulty wiring in their brains. It's really sad, nobody should have to be doomed to a life of eternal torment.

Damn, that's a dark one

Aw shit.

Probably Shadow Heart: Covenant, I don't really have anything favorite in general.

I'm really depressed and act all pissed/antisocial in public and what not, but I wanna be treated as a submissive slut by someone who I can give my life to.